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Ryan Keys Vs Steve Ramone Vs Caleb Houston
« on: September 12, 2016, 04:54:23 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2016, 08:06:57 PM »
 RP Title: “My prayers have been answered!”

As Steve laid out in his segment for the last Climax Control before Violent Conduct III his recent failed attempts to get championship matches, first against Rage, then J2H and then Rage again, has left him with nothing to do at Violent Conduct III so he set out an open challenge for a match at the Supercard in an attempt to get back in the winner’s circle, he got his wish and then some as not one but two men accepted his challenge in the forms of Caleb Houston and Ryan Keys and to make things more interesting for them the bosses have made the match the first ever Coal Miners Glove Match, no one know what the match was exactly but Steve didn’t care, he needed the win and this could be the match that propels him to the top of the food chain but can he win?

Cheap hotel room, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Friday the 16th of September 2016, 19:00pm

I bet you have several questions just based on that info graphic alone, like, why am I still in Toronto when Violent Conduct III is taking place in Ottawa? Why am I at a cheap hotel? Well, I can answer both questions at once.

Kaylee’s job outside of SCW.

That’s right, Kaylee’s invited me to another porn set and this time it’s a little lower key, basically the porn website Brazzers contacted her and two other porn actresses (and not the other two actresses from Ride Her Cowgirl before you ask) to do some lesbian vids for the website, Kaylee readily agreed because according to her Brazzers is one of the highest paying porn sites out there and she has worked with the other two women plenty of times for both porn movies and websites but there was one little problem with the offer, the agreed location was in Toronto because for the other two actresses it’s the most convenient place for the shoot and the vids needed to be done by the weekend.

Oh sure, I could’ve gone out to Ottawa, leave Kaylee to her business and come pick her up when they are done but where’s the fun in that?

Besides, it’s a welcome distraction from the fact that a midget is currently challenging Rage for the Internet Championship whilst I am taking on two nobodies (no, not the stable) in Ryan Keys and Caleb Houston in something called a Coal Miner’s Glove Match and before you ask I’m just as clueless as you are in regards to what that match entails, don’t get me wrong, once that bell rings I’ll be all business but until then?

Well, I get to watch three gorgeous women have sex with each other up close and personal and not be called a pervert for it! Be honest, your jealous aren’t ya?

“Okay, just a couple of more scenes to wrap up now.” Kaylee commented as she looked at the list that Brazzers had sent her, Kylie and Jenny and Monday, the three women had just finished a five-minute break between scenes and where sat close to the edge of the bed. “We can either do the play around with sex toys, fun by the pool or fun in the pool scenes.”

“I’m still not sure how you do sex underwater.” I commented as I rubbed the back of my head awkwardly. “I mean I’m not even going to think about chlorine getting in places you really don’t want to have chlorine in but isn’t drowning an issue?”

“Not really, besides not all the scenes will be shot underwater.” Kylie responded with a shrug, she was a stunning blonde bombshell with legs so long they could wrap around a building but unlike someone like Mikah she wasn’t annoying. “And last I checked it was actually impossible to make scuba diving gear sexy so porn hasn’t gotten to the point where actors will be doing scenes under the sea.”

“Definitely puts a new twist on the lyrics “darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter, take it from me”.” I muttered under my breath getting a laugh out of the three women. “Anyway, I still think you’ll be better off saving the pool scenes until late at night, unless you want some kids stumbling upon Kaylee sitting on Kylie’s face whilst Jenny eats her out.”

“He’s got a point there.” Jenny nodded in agreement as they glanced outside and saw several kids playing in the pool. “The one seedy hotel in Toronto that has a pool and there’s kids staying in it, at least we’ll be done after tonight.” Jenny added with an annoyed sigh, she was the shorter of the three women (more specifically, she’s 5ft 4, Kaylee’s 5ft 6 and Kylie’s 5ft 11) with brown hair but she was definitely a knockout. “Guess it’s the sex toy scene, which means that we’ll be doing the pool scenes last, you girls did pack your bikinis right?”

“I thought we were skipping the bikinis and just doing the scenes naked?” Kaylee wondered out-loud and the other women shook their head. “I’d almost say that it would be easier to explain but I’m not sure if wearing a bikini late at night in September would be easier to explain than walking around naked late at night in September.”

“Good thing I thought ahead and brought a spare bikini.” Kylie commented and Kaylee grinned. “It’s in my room alongside the sex toys, you may as well grab both whilst you’re at it.”

“Not sure if that was an oral sex joke or not.” I commented dryly and the women laughed before Kaylee got the key from Kylie and left the room, I leaned back in my chair and grunted in annoyance. “Part of me doesn’t want to return to America.”

“Let me guess, because of Donald Trump, right?” Kylie asked as I turned to her. “I know you’ve been taking several shots at him in your segments.”

“That’s part of the reason but the other part is my nasty divorce with my ex-wife.” I responded and the two women nodded. “Hell if it weren’t for my kids I’d have spent most of the tour house hunting, would’ve come in handy if Donald Trump did win, besides I’ve got bigger things on my mind, championship gold.”

“Yeah, you’ve been saying that a lot on Climax Control.” Jenny nodded in response. “At least with the Coal Miner’s Glove Match you’ll be able to bounce back.”

“Tell me about it.” I responded before remembering something. “Kaylee never mentioned that you were wrestling fans.”

“She didn’t? Must’ve slipped her mind.” Kylie shrugged she shoulders in response. “Like her we were wrestling fans before we got into porn, hell I was originally using porn to pay for training but I realized that I’d be at least thirty by the time I had enough money to sign up.”

“Yeah take it from me, in wrestling it’s generally better to start young, generally late teens to early twenties like I did but late twenties to early thirties? Well by the time you have some decent experience under your belt your body has already started to break down from all the injuries you’ll likely get throughout your career.” I explained and they nodded in response. “And that’s assuming they’ll even take you on off course.”

“Yeah, I figured the same thing a couple of months into my porn career.” Jenny responded before the door opened and Kaylee walked in carrying a box with what looked like a black bikini on top. “So, what did you bring Kylie?”

“Nothing too exotic, dildos, vibrators, strap-ons, you know, basic stuff.” Kylie responded with a shrug as Kaylee set the box on the floor so that it wouldn’t be in the view of the camera. “Err, Steve, I’m sure you’d love to see this but don’t you have a promo to do?”

“Oh shit! You’re right!” I cussed out loud before glancing up at the equally disappointed SCW cameraman. “Sucks that I won’t be able to watch this scene though.”

“Oh don’t worry babe, I’m sure the girls won’t mind you joining in once the cameras stop rolling.” Kaylee added with a wink and I grinned broadly at that, me and the SCW camera crew left the hotel room but before I could get started I heard the porn music coming (heh, coming) from inside the room and walked down the hallway until it was barely audible, once that was done I got started.

“When I laid out my open challenge last week on Climax Control I didn’t expect it to be answered by two other men, nor did I expect the bosses to tack on the whole Coal Miner’s Glove Match stipulation on top of that! Just to make one thing perfectly clear, I don’t know what a Coal Miner’s Glove Match is nor did I ask the bosses to include that! I mean if I did ask to include a stipulation I would’ve made Kaylee the Special Guest Ref, Andreas the Timekeeper and Cyrus the rings announcer but that’s just me and it wouldn’t have been the first time Kaylee’s screwed two men at the same time either!”

HIYOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

“So, who are these two men? Caleb Houston and Ryan Keys, geez, where you idiots that desperate for a match that you signed up for a match with me? Don’t bother answering that question because we all know that the answer is yes! But enough about that, I have two men to trash talk in preparation for this match and I have to get started so, what am I waiting for? Kaylee and her fellow actresses to finish their sex scene so I can join in without the cameras rolling.”

Life is good for me right now and first up is Ryan.

“Normally in matches like this I start with the guy that I have the most experience fighting, this time is a little different because the reason I’m starting with Ryan is because out of the three men in this match he’s the only one I’ve faced and trust me, I wouldn’t want to fight a clone of me! The universe wouldn’t be able to handle that much raw sex appeal for one thing! Anyway Ryan, last time we met was in the Battle Royal a few weeks ago and how did it end for us? Not good considering that neither of us won but how did we look in the end?”

History repeated itself.

“You were eliminated by Casey Williams after eliminating him for the second multi-man match to involve a title in a row whilst I was eliminated by the Sins who still hold a grudge against me for some reason! The only way this could be more perfect is if Casey Williams was the fourth man in this match but since he’s going through the hell that is the Shipman’s House of Fun Match with Chris Shipman I guess I’ll have to kick your skinny ass for him!”

Next up is Caleb.

“To be frank I’m surprised that Caleb even remembers who he is after the epic ass kicking he got from Lord Raab a couple of weeks ago! Seriously, when the ref has to end the match as a mercy kill because you are getting your ass kicked that badly you know you’re having a bad night! Unlike me I a couple of minutes when I’ll be going to heaven! Anyway Caleb we’ve never faced off before but I’ve seen your matches, am I impressed?”

Cue the Price is Right Wrong Answer Sound Effect!

“Honestly I’m having trouble understanding what anyone ever saw in you because you bored me to tears! No matter because I will make up for everything that’s boring about you with everything that’s exciting about me! Yes, yes, I know, everything is boring about you but that’s that the point, I’ll be there to wake up the crowd from the walking cure for insomnia known as Caleb Houston and if my amazing moves don’t do it my theme music playing as I celebrate my win definitely will!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up because I could see Kaylee standing at the doorway naked and giving me the come hither look, and no, she’s covering her body with the door so you can’t see anything, then again you’ve probably seen it all in her pornos.

“On one hand we have the guy who leads a not-so secret life as a gay porn star, on the other hand we have a guy who could put a coffee addict to sleep and then there’s me, why did you sign up for the open challenge again guys? Don’t answer that because like the stipulation it doesn’t matter at all because I’ll still emerge the winner! This message has been paid for and delivered by “The Fearless One” Steve Ramone and if you’ll excuse me heaven is awaiting me in that hotel room!”

I walked back down the hallway as the scene fades.
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« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2016, 11:39:50 PM »
  “Keys is Magic”

As another week passes so does the chance to do something great.  Ryan Keys soon found himself in the low lighted strip club he calls home. Violent Conduct III was his next objective, and he was ready to take it on, though his performance lately hasn’t been at its finest. Or better yet, his performances have been sabotaged by an envious brute known as Casey Williams, a man that feels the need to slow Ryan’s chances at greatness, just so the spotlight can fall on him. But that moment will never come, no matter how hard Williams and the rest try. How does the saying go? Greatness is often imitated, though never replicated? Something like that. They always come crawling back on all fours to behold what is Ryan Keys.  A challenge rose up, a stage set, a match was made. At Violent Conduct III, SCW witnesses a match the first of it’s kind; a Coal Miner’s Glove match.  Yet another match destined for Ryan to win, his past acting as a strong advantage. But two others stood in his way to victory. Stave Ramone and Caleb Houston are set to play, but only one will truly entertain.

Gentleman’s club, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.

The applause of the audience died down as he kept himself in check before performing. A shot of Jungle Juice in his system, his hands balled into fists at his sides, he stood just behind the dividing wall, one little piece of satin coated plaster that divided him and his mind from those of all who came to see him perform. Soon enough, his name was announced, one that, though not given, had become as familiar to him as if he’d been born with it. There were no nerves, no fright of the stage or the hundred of eyes that would soon be on him. Whether in the ring or on that stage, he was at home there. At last, he took his place on stage as the soft flow of music to began to spill from the speakers, the volume of it, nowhere near comparing to the swell of the crowd.

Once it started he took a step forward and looked around, his gaze sweeping over the sea of faces, the scent, the vibes of their anticipation all working through him, adding fuel to the fire that had started within him. This was his time. Taking another step, he reaches down to tug at the front of his pants, a subtle, yet foreshadowing movement that pulled a swell of whooping from the crowd. At the first beat, he let his hips sway as if of their own volition, getting a feel for the tempo, letting it course through him. His gaze focuses on the crowd, his splayed hands roaming over his body in an enticingly slow motion. He teased the audience with sensual touches over his tattooed muscles and suggestive tugs on his clothing. The music picked up, his body rolling in time with the song, hands drifting above his head. He felt relaxed, at home with the small cheers and suggestions to show his body.

A smile ghosted across his lips as he lifted his black, purposefully torn shirt so the movement of his body can be seen, each ripple of his toned abdomen. Once the cheering reached it peak, he tugged off his shirt, throwing it towards the wanting crowd. Hands reached and tugged, everyone trying to get a piece of the already ruined fabric. The excitement he created only fed his slowly growing ego, like he was the most desired man in the place. His head couldn't possibly grow any bigger.

Strutting his way back down the catwalk, every step loose and easy, measured by the beat, he detours toward the pole in the center, a strong hand slipping around it. Leaning back onto the heel of one foot, he swings his center of balance, his body gliding in one full rotation. But he wasn’t ready to tango with his old friend, not yet. Caressing the cold steel once, he steps back, moving as though he were going to exit the stage entirely. But at the last moment, he stops and turns, half-throwing himself at the slicked stage, and in one fluid motion as the bass drops, his body thundering in time with it. On all fours now, moving with a quickened pace, he draws his knees in and out, propelling him back toward the front of the stage. The crowd went wild with the new invigoration. Each one hoping to get caught under him. Working his way toward the end of the stage, he paused just at the edge to spin himself, then leans back and kicks his legs forward, launching himself back to his feet. Thumbs slipping into the belt loops of his baggy jeans, he pushes them down just enough to reveal the telltale sign of straps hidden beneath. A knowing smirk on his face as he winds his hips to the motion,knowing exactly which ways to move to draw the reactions he wanted. Walking back the brunette grabbed the metal pole and swings his body again, this time stopping short in front of it. How close he was to the metal object sent waves of jealousy across the room at how intimate they were. Slowly grinding against it, biting his lips at the action, he rocks and rides it, the love affair he once shared with it, reignited. His muscles bundled at the new grip as Ryan started to climb, his body and core in perfect sync using no effort in moving. His body flooded with the sensation of warm honey as muscle memory slowly sank into him, reminding him of the many nights he’d spent carrying out these same motions, caressing this same beautifully crafted iron. It felt… Right. So familiar. With a sharp twist and turn, he descends, undoing the button of his baggy jeans. The beat of the music matches the way he rolled his body and gyrated his hips with his jeans open, abdominals working as the routine continues. Slow grinds, sensual touches, and endless teases came from the young superstar as he entertained his crowd.

With the song reaching it’s end Ryan moved around to soak up the moment for as long as he could, waltzing the perimeter of the stage, urging the crowd to beg him for more.His bare skin showed under his strap as he went back to the pole once more, readying himself for the grand finale. This time he showed his incredible strength as he gripped the pole and  lifted his body off the floor and held it horizontally using his hardened core. The crowd cheered wildly as the song comes to an end and the lights go out, leaving him there shrouded in darkness, his heart roaring as loud as the crowd. Adrenaline thrummed through him. He was ready to take on whatever the company threw at him.

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The crowd can still be heard from the heavy curtain separating the stage and the chaoticness that was the back stage area of a gentleman’s club.  A place were performers prepared themselves to show their true potential as an entertainer, while others resorted to other methods of getting what they wanted. This was Ryan’s world, a world where you take what you want and do what it’s necessary to keep it. And that was no different from the life he had in the ring. While traveling under the SCW promotion the young superstar quickly learns how things worked, and adapted to how the game was played.  Yet he still had to perform. Seminude and with a heated body from his performance he made his way to the locker rooms. This small getaway night slowly came to a close as the rush from the crowd soon left his body, and thoughts of his match slowly sunk in.

A Coal Miners glove match, at Violent Conduct III.

The site of Ryan’s next conquest of global entertainment. And this time there is no one to blindside him as he makes it to the top of the company.

“One night, one match, thousands of outcomes to come from it. But out of all those outcomes, I stand over all. A challenge was made. And I gladly answered it without a second thought.  The need for violence was slowly setting in, I need someone to break. Better yet two. Caleb Houston and Steve Ramone will soon learn how hard a person’s rage can hit once they are driven the way I am. At the Coal Miner’s Glove match I will come out on top.”

The brunette sat near a lighten up mirror, making his skin glow with no flaws as the fantasy that is Ryan Keys was still in effect. With a deep breath thoughts of the match rushed in. Must were uncertain.

“A coal Miners glove match. I can’t say I’m familiar with this one, but one thing is very clear. There is a ring, a pole, a crowd, and a match to be won. And that’s exactly what I plan to do. I maybe a little over qualified to be in this match, but I can be more than fair. Yet we all know that I can retrieve that glove at any second that I choose.  And with no one there competent enough to stop me, this match can be over quickly. Then again, I’m still a fighter. So who are the two that dare come out and face against me?”

As the cards were shown Cal Houston and challenger Steve Ramone were the other two participants destined to be buried in coal as the diamond known as Ryan shined.

“First things first I'd like to point out that Casey Williams in no longer a threat to me. He wouldn’t dare interrupt a pay per view match, much less one for the history books as SCW’s first. Mark Ward and Christian Underwood wouldn’t be too pleased if he did. Not that they are with him anyway. And much less with one of my opponents, Caleb Houston.  A man that was made to shaken the tag division of SCW and pioneer a new era. But fate had other plans for him. terrible decisions, horrible choices and over all bad company  kept him from being so much more in this business. Now the tag competitor sets his sights on singles action against two of SCW’s premier quality competitors.  There is only one was to describe Caleb in this match and that is that he is way out of his league. No matter how much he tries it takes a lot more to take on people who fight on their own.”

Yet high hopes for the man were still being shown.  Maybe he would show some worth after all.

“And last we have Steve Ramone. A man that thinks he still has what it takes to liven up the crowd with lack luster performances and excuses as to way he’s not on top. There is just one explanation for that, and that is that Steve is not cut out to be at the top. His time has passed, his fame has faded. His only redeeming quality was that he held the SCW Roulette title around his waist. But even then he had to ruin that quality by childishly trying to be what he wasn’t anymore."

“This isn’t a game anymore boys. The competitions are stepping up and some just won’t make the cut anymore. High performance is the challenge. And I have been giving it 100% of the time. Much like the rest, but unlike them my chances to win have been taken away from me by someone else’s fault, not my own. So in this match I will dominate. I will climb that pole, retrieve that Glove and show the SCW crowd how violent a man can be when pushed over the edge not one, not twice, but three times. Violent Conduct III wouldn’t be more fitting for Ryan Keys to set history."


"And All should be watching”

Stage lights get cut off, as they slowly work their way backstage to where the locker rooms are. Soon Ryan’s mirror light are the only lights on until the scene ends abruptly.
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« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2016, 10:41:27 PM »
 RP Title: “I’m about to show you that you can teach an old dog new tricks.”

Violent Conduct II was two short days away and for some Superstars and Bombshells it was a chance for them to bounce back from their recent losses and that couldn’t be more true for “The Fearless One” Steve Ramone who’s recent campaigns to get shots at the Internet and World Heavyweight Championships have fallen short, at Violent Conduct he was taking on two men in Ryan Keys and Caleb Houston in a Cole Miner’s Glove Match and whilst he said his fair share last week he had more to say but can he win?

in the Jacuzzi by the hotel pool, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Friday the 23rd of September 2016, 11:00am

I am just loving my life right now.

The sun is shining, I’m with my gorgeous, barely-there bikini clad porn star of a girlfriend in a Jacuzzi which we’ll be making more……. intimate use off this evening, my jealous, bitter, cheating whore of an ex-wife is back in America and I have so much ammunition for the divorce case thanks to my private investigator that her divorce lawyer won’t know what hit him!

Well, okay, in an ideal world that prick would know exactly what hit him because I’d be able to legally kick his head off but hey, nothing’s perfect!

You know what will be perfect though? My win over Caleb Houston and Ryan Keys this Sunday night at Violent Conduct, this match could be a “first one to masturbate to one of Kaylee’s porno vids loses” match and I’d still win! Mostly because I’ve been banging her so often over the past month or so but then again I’m hardly the one guy in the world who’s stuck his dick in at least one of her holes so there is that part too it!

My point is that Ryan and Caleb should just quit whilst their ahead and considering that no one’s heard a peep from Caleb since the match was announced two weeks ago I definitely think that he’s the smarter of the two opponents, not that that’s saying much considering that they have the combined IQ of a Jersey Shore Cast Member but still!

Anyway as you can probably guess me and Kaylee have the Jacuzzi to ourselves and under normal circumstances her bikini top would be off already and, well, you can guess the rest, however there is one major problem with that, there are kids in the pool and as much as I enjoy screwing Kaylee’s brains out I don’t think possibly being registered as a sex offender is worth it, do you? That’s not to say that we’re the only adults around as the kids are being accompanied by at least one parent and Cyrus and Andreas are swimming in the pool as well.

“Ugh, I wish these kids would fuck off already!” Kaylee muttered under her breath as she scooted over to me. “Don’t get me wrong, I love kids but not when they are getting in the way off our sexy time.” Kaylee added with a grin.

“I’m surprised Steve still has any stamina left.” Andreas joked as he got out of the pool and glanced over at us. “Between the porn vids you shot last week and the orgy you guys had with the other porn stars, not to mention all the sex you’ve had this week……”

“Yeah, I get the idea.” I responded as I rolled my eyes, Andreas’s comments had gotten him some angry looks from the other adults in the area but no one confronted him about them, most likely because he’s one of the tallest guys at the pool and the one of the heaviest (the other being Cyrus with me being a distant third) and they are generally scared of him, which is good since that’s why I hired him to begin with. “Besides, she still leaves me with enough stamina to train for the Coal Miner’s Glove Match!”

“Well, if you show up to the arena too tired to compete thanks to Kaylee don’t come crying to us.” Cyrus added as he hopped out of the pool and sat down on a deck chair. “I mean, I know sex is a good workout and I know she’s clean but there are other methods of exercise, like Pokémon Go!”

“As far as Canada’s concerned that game may as well be called Drowzee Go!” I responded as I rolled my eyes and the others nodded in agreement. “Besides, the other methods of working out aren’t nearly as fun as her workout plan!”

“Yes but those workouts have a hundred percent less chance of getting her pregnant.” Andreas pointed out and I shook my head with a chuckle. “Though I am surprised that no one’s walked in on you two having sex backstage at Climax Control yet.”

“They know to leave us alone once a typical promo of mine has aired.” I responded with a shrug as Andreas sat down by the pool with his feet in it, by this point the kids had started to leave though I couldn’t tell if it was because of our topic of conversation or because they wanted to get to the hotel restaurant in time for lunch, either way after a few minutes we were alone. “So, do you want to risk it?” I asked Kaylee have expecting her to take off her bikini top in response but unfortunately for me and every horny fan too ashamed to look up her work on Pornhub she didn’t.

“The kids might have left but there are still a few within watching distance, one poorly timed glance up and both our careers are over.” Kaylee responded as she shook her head. “And then there’s the cameras.” Kaylee said as she motioned to the security cameras. “I may get paid to get my tits out for the camera but not security cameras, besides even if I could toss an article of clothing hard enough to cover the lens I’m not exactly wearing much clothing as it is and I’d be lucky if my thong stayed on throughout the sex session.”

“Do you always have to ruin my fun?” I asked rhetorically and Kaylee laughed in response.

“No, that’s Charlotte’s job and we both know that she’s piss poor at it!” Kaylee responded with a grin and we laughed in response, off course once we’re back in America the fun and games regarding Charlotte will go out the window faster than you can say “divorce” but one step at a time! “Besides we both know that you can use this time to do your last promo for the Coal Miner’s Glove Match.” Kaylee said as she started feeling me up. “Just pretend I’m not here!”

“Well if your hand moves down south I won’t be able to pretend that.” I responded and Kaylee laughed in response.

“At least save that until you get a room for once!” Cyrus responded as he rolled his eyes. “We’re going to get changed anyway, meet you guys at the restaurant for lunch?”

“See you there!” I responded and the guys went off to get changed, Kaylee continued to feel me up but she kept her hand from going down into my trunks so I decided to get started on my promo.

“If there’s one thing I’ve noticed in recent weeks is that the old adage “you can’t teach an old dog new tricks” seems to be used against me a lot, especially by Ryan Keys! Now if you ask Kaylee or any of the other women I’ve slept with in recent weeks you’d know that that’s a lot of bullshit but I guess words aren’t good enough to convince Ryan and since Caleb’s apparently disappeared from the face of the Earth I guess I’ll have to teach him that the hard way!”

And no, I don’t mean “hard way” as in one of Kaylee’s pornos! Anyway first up is Ryan!

“You have a lot of nerve Ryan, ever heard of respecting your elders? Yeah I know, I’m not that much older than you are but in wrestler years I may as well be an old man! But if I have to beat some respect into you then trust me, I will because as far as I’m concerned this match is nothing but a stepping stone as I get back in the winner’s circle and on the road to a title and who knows? Maybe Rage or the midget he’s facing will do the right thing and grant me my well-deserved shot!”

I doubt it.

“Regardless of what the winner of the Internet Title Match does in the following weeks there is only one thing on my mind that doesn’t have anything to do with the beautiful bikini clad woman right next to me and feeling me up and that’s picking un a long overdue win over two punks who quite frankly aren’t worthy of tying Kaylee’s shoes let alone polishing my boots and trust me Ryan, you and Caleb are just the beginning!”

Next up is Caleb.

“I don’t exactly have much to say about Caleb because he hasn’t had much to say himself, or at all for that matter! Seriously did he forget that he’s a professional wrestler because of the epic ass kicking Lord Raab gave him a few weeks back? Wouldn’t surprise me because Lord Raab is one scary motherfucker and this is coming from a guy who calls himself “The Fearless One”! Doesn’t matter either way because we all know that “if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all” doesn’t mean shit in wrestling!”

Much like Caleb won’t mean shit following this match.

“Caleb, you are one of those talents who, whilst talented, tend to fade in and out of obscurity whenever SCW needs bodies for a Supercard, see also: The Fallen, Joshua Acquin, Alex Rush, I could go on but I’ve wasted enough time here! This Sunday I’ll kick you so hard that you’ll wish that you were back in the ring with Lord Raab by the time I’ve won the match!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up as we’re both getting hungry.

“Ryan, Caleb, going into this match I thought it would just be about getting back on my feet following my recent losses but now I realize that it’s also about showing the world that you can teach an old dog new tricks and trust me kids, this old dog still has a lot of bite in him and this Sunday it’ll be time to prove that you can teach an old dog new tricks! This message has been paid for and delivered by “The Fearless One” Steve Ramone, your next champion!”

We got out of the Jacuzzi as the scene fades.
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Ryan Keys Vs Steve Ramone Vs Caleb Houston
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2016, 11:44:38 PM »
  "Keys is mining his own business"

Mining. A ye old pastime for the working man.  Great men went through impossible lengths to be able to dig their way to greatness, where no one knows what they might find under the mysteries of dirt and rubble . It was a vicious circle of earning scraps just to give them all back, a means to an end with no freedom in sight. The mines were coated in a layer of blood, sweat and tears so thick, you could almost feel it. Nothing ever came of it. Hours of grueling work poured out, with nothing to show for it but a bad back and sore muscles, all while the head honcho sat on his porcelain throne, wiping his ass with the excess of money he dangled in front of our faces, but never once let us touch.

The heat inside the tunnel was unbearable, as steamy as the very depths of Hell. That's what this was. Satan’s keep. They were slowly chiseling their way down through the seven layers, one chip of rock at a time. Each clang of every pickaxe resounded through the earthy cavern, a symphony of destruction. A few men hummed, others whistled, doing what they could to keep their spirits up, a nearly unreachable feat in this dank prison that had become their day to day lives. The only light came in the form of dull flickers from a nearby lantern. The canaries stirred, but made no call. The air, despite how hard it was becoming to draw in breath, had yet to be tainted with the toxins that the ground produced.

Sweat poured down his spine, sticking the ruined denim overalls to his skin. He knew he’d catch flack for not wearing a shirt beneath, but the fabric had become so saturated, he needed to remove it. His clothes were so worn, they would soon be reduced to scrap. The overalls already had various tears, one button broken, the strap dangling, hanging open to reveal his inked skin, the bulging muscle. Having lost his gloves, he’d resorted to tearing his soggy shirt to shreds, wrapping the pieces around the fold of his hand to prevent any more burns from the rough wood, the skin already marred with rough callouses. A working man’s hands. The laces in his boots had become nothing more than tattered strings, uselessly hanging at the sides of his clunky boots.

Clink… Clink… Clink.

He continued to pound away, no concept of time, no idea how long he'd been here, or when he'd be able to go home. The intensive labor never seemed to end. His skin had grown pale, the daylight hours spent out of the sun’s reach. The darkness was his only companion. It fed into his tired mind, turning the shadows into figures, the hums of the others into a low, collective groan that never silenced. Nothing ever changed, it never got better, it never would. His muscles quivered with each strike, protesting his every movement, but he wouldn't give up. He couldn't. How a man performed was a determinate factor of his worth.

With a deep groan he leaned back and caught his breath. Changing his focus to face those that viewed him.

“This is hard work you know? Day in and day out I come here to dig, but I just can’t find anything. I honestly thought that I would. But while I’m here I’ll just keep digging, and tell you guys a tale of how men work hard to get what they want. Of how they need to get down and dirty their hands, work them to the bone just so something can be done right. And that’s what I stand for. I work myself to the extreme just to get where I am, to earn the opportunities that show up, and appreciate a job well done in the end. That’s what I strive to do.”

“Yet I still can’t find what I’m looking for. These rocks give me nothing. Which is the same reaction the crowd has when it comes to Caleb Houston and Steve Ramone. Nothing. No cheers, no boos. Just a line of people getting up from their seats to go find something better to do for a few minutes till the real star shows up in the mix of dirt and rubble. And that would be me. If there is one man that is the center of focus in this match, it’s me. I am the man to beat. And I assure you, that is no easy task. This time there is no relying on someone to come take me out of this match. No. I’ve worked so hard for these past few weeks, and I get robbed out of something that I deserve. Not again. This time I have my eyes set on winning. No matter what the cost.”

“Maybe I’ve been digging in the wrong spot, but  i can feel something close.  Something that is there, but not there. A void. Same as Caleb Houston. A void, a no show, or at least he should not show. Because if he does… there is no bell in the ring that can stop me from what I can do to him.  This man has committed the ultimate wrong in my book. And that is not giving the crowd a well deserved show. Caleb Houston has done nothing in the face of the crowd to get to be in this match, let alone contend for the prize at the end. If he does show up he will pay, because once I get that glove in my hand it’s going straight to his face. “

“Maybe that’ll help. Because I certainly need it to keep digging. There is just so much dirt and filth that I don’t know if I can stand it anymore. And I’m not just talking about Steve Ramone. Though I can be. Steve can be many things, but he in his own mind has done something for the crowd. If they are not cringing out of sheer awkwardness they are simply disturbed. I have to be in the ring with the guy so I am already very disturbed. But he is a fighter, in his own way.  Though he’s not worth anyones time. Not anymore. Times change, and Steve’s reign has more than lost its luster. “

“For this match, I’ve trained with pure dedication. My body was made for it. The conditions are acceptable and I’m more than capable of getting what I want out of this. But above all else, I want a fight. And that is exactly what I’ll get, one way or another. I’m done digging for scraps around here. At Violent Conduct III, there is only one real winner, and that is the very same person that had dug deep inside himself and found his true worth. And now there is no stopping me.”

“Sorry Steve, Caleb. I’m done digging here. Looks like your careers are way too deep underground that now even I can’t seem to shine some light on them.”



Clink… Clink… Clang!

Out of exhaustion and frustration, the man tossed away the tool he had been using to dig for his opponents’ careers. It was a fruitless effort that no other person was willing to do. And after the events of Violent Conduct III end, Steve Ramone’s and Caleb Houston’s careers will be over. Caved in and lost forever under piles of dirt and stone, giving true meaning to hitting lower than rock bottom.  
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