(OOC Note: Amy’s trash talk section was written by Jenny and edited by me to fit my promo style)
Jessie hasn’t been in action since her loss to Keira to determine the next challenger for Crystal Millar’s World Bombshell Championship but she has made her voice heard on several occasions whether it be on Twitter or on Climax Control she has basically said the same thing, that not only does she believe that Keira won’t beat Crystal but she’ll be there to pick up the pieces when she screws up indicating a desire to challenge Crystal for the title in the near future.
Apparently the bosses had other plans for her though, this week on Climax Control her tag team with Amy Marshall known as the Metal and Punk Connection was reuniting to take on the reigning Bombshell Tag Team Champions the Angel Clan Uriella Abaddon and Lucy Seraphina, this match left Jessie in a tight spot as she was teaming with a close friend to take on two close friends and whilst the match was non-title a win could secure the Metal and Punk Connection a title shot against The Angel Clan but with the World Bombshell Championship in the back of Jessie’s mind you could bet that she was going to be unfocussed going into this match but can the Metal and Punk Connection win?
Jacobs and Co. Steakhouse, Toronto, Canada
Friday the 9th of September 2016, 18:00pm
Sometimes I wonder if the bosses really pay attention to what their employees say.
I’ve been saying up and down for weeks now that I’ve wanted to focus on the World Bombshell Championship and winning the Triple Crown and what does Mark do? He reunites the Metal and Punk Connection and puts them against The Angel Clan in a non-title match with the possibility of a title shot against The Angel Clan in the near future if we beat The Angel Clan, most likely at Violent Conduct since that show is a couple of weeks away.
Do I even need to point out the fact that I’m close friends with all three of the other women in this match?
Obviously I’ve been friends with Amy for longer as The Angel Clan’s presence in SCW has been around for a little over a year now but the point still stands, this match is like a Saw style trap only without the excessive blood, overacting or cheesy music, hell I would’ve taken a rematch against Melody for the Internet Championship over this as long as I was on the Supercard, or hell, a shot against Veronica so that I can end her reign before she damages the credibility of the Roulette Championship any more.
But no, I’m forced to choose between my Angel Clan teammates and Amy, any other time? I would’ve sided with Amy no question but now? I haven’t been this conflicted since I had to choose between watching Divine Chaos and Metal Allegiance at Bloodstock, sure I was eventually dragged off to the Sophie Stage after Metal Allegiance butchered their David Bowie tribute but still!
Enough of my monologue though, I had better set the scene, I had agreed to meet with Amy at this steakhouse to discuss the match and where my allegiance lay, to be honest I’m still conflicted in spite of how much I want to win this match because I know for a fact that my proper place is in the World Bombshell Title match but like I said, once Keira fucks up her opportunity (again) I’ll climb my way back to the top and if Mark tries to stop me I’ll tell him to go fuck his secretary!
The midget one, not the smoking hot Porn Actress.
“Hey Jess!” I looked up and saw Amy standing across from me, she sat down in the chair and rested her arms by her side. “Sorry for the wait, I’m sure you’ve noticed how bad the traffic is.”
“Yeah, I did, almost missed the reservation as a direct result of it.” I responded before I took a sip of my drink. “Well on the plus side at least I was able to hatch a few eggs in Pokemon Go along the way.”
“Yeah, still not seeing the appeal of that game.” Amy said as she shook her head. “Anyway, have you ordered?”
“I was waiting for you to arrive.” I responded as I shook my head. “I’ve already decided on what I’m having, I’m skipping the appetizer and going straight for the main course.”
“I might do the same in that case, especially when looking at these prices.” Amy admitted as she looked at the menu. “So what are you having?”
“I’m having the 12oz Ribeye, Medium Rare.” I responded as I showed her my choice. “What about you?”
“I’ve just arrived but I think I’ll go for the same.” Amy responded as she set her menu down and I did likewise, Jake and Shane where sitting at a separate table but they had already eaten their food. “So, where do your loyalties lie exactly?” Amy asked and I sighed in resignation.
“Still conflicted, on one hand I know I should still be in the World Bombshell Title Picture and that Mark never should’ve even entertained the idea of giving Keira a shot.” I responded before I took a sip from my drink. “I mean, she fucked up her first opportunity in the Chamber of Fate match and during the lead up to the match she kept saying that she just wanted one shot, and yet here I am stuck in a potential Tag Team Title Match involving three of my closest friends as tag team partners and opponents whilst Keira is stinking up the Main Event of the third Violent Conduct.”
“Yeah, I can see why your so frustrated there.” Any nodded in understanding as the waiter came over to take our orders.
“Are you ready to order?” The male waiter asked and we nodded before giving him our orders, once he wrote them down he nodded respectfully as I took a sip. “Glad to see that lesbian couples don’t have to worry about any prejudice.” The waiter added and I nearly spat out my drink when he said that. “Something I said?”
“We’re not a lesbian couple.” Amy responded as she barely contained her laughter. “I’m sure a few of our fans have fantasies of us being a lesbian couple but we’re tag team partners for a wrestling promotion, not to mention the fact that she’s married to the shorter of those two guys over there.” Amy added as she motioned to Shane.
“Don’t get me wrong, I’m bi but at the same time I’m happy just dating a guy at the moment.” I added and the waiter nodded in understanding before walking off probably hoping to avoid embarrassing us any further. “I’m surprised that didn’t come up sooner.”
“Not many people come up to us and outright admit that they think we’re a gay couple.” Amy responded with a laugh and I shook my head. “Saying that, we’d probably make for a hot lesbian couple.”
“Yeah, probably.” I shrugged in response as I watched the flustered waiter give our orders. “So how do you want to handle trash talk? Do it now whilst our food is cooking or wait for our food to arrive.”
“I’ll wait I don’t want our food to go cold after all.” Amy responded and I nodded, twenty minutes passed and our steaks arrived and once we ate them I turned to her. “Not used to how you do your trash talk but don’t you usually find an isolated spot to do your trash talk in private?”
“Yeah, usually, not that easy in a big city like Toronto but I’ll think of something.” I responded before getting my IPhone out and checking the nearby area for Pokestops that didn’t have any lures down. “There’s a few places that don’t look that busy, soon as we pay the bill shall we go?” I asked and Amy nodded as we had agreed to split the bill once we realized how expensive the food was, Shane and Jake had already paid for theirs and had told me that they would wait in the Rent-A-Car for when we had finished our trash talk whilst we were eating our food.
“Can I get a bill please?” I called to the waiter that was serving us and he nodded before walking towards the till to ring up our order, once we had paid we left the restaurant and once I had lead us to an isolated spot we got started on our promo.
“This match was not something I wanted, I’ve already talked at length about how I wanted to focus on the World Bombshell Title but I guess a talentless hack living in Roxi’s shadow is more deserving of a shot than me despite the fact that she got lucky when she beat me, alas I guess it’s a case of me dealing with the hand I’ve been dealt and don’t get me wrong, once Keira fucks up and trust me, we all know that she isn’t walking out of Violent Conduct III as Bombshell Champion, I’ll be there to pick up the pieces! Until then I’m going to focus on me and Amy’s match against The Angel Clan despite how unhappy I am about this!”
I said with an annoyed grunt before motioning for Amy to take over for now.
“Metal and Punk Connection reunion… it can only mean one thing… a whole lot of ass kicking coming to the Angel Clan. It has been 3 months since Jessie and I have been in the same ring as a team and during that time we have been mainly in single competitions and competing for the Internet Championship and World Bombshell Championship.”
Amy said as she folded her arms.
“Anyway enough of what we have been doing and onto the match this Sunday. The last time I faced the Angel Clan was Climax Control 128, where I was partnered with Candy Overton and faced Melanie Gabrielle and Lucy Seraphina and unfortunately in that match I wasn’t successful… now while this team was made up of Melanie Gabrielle and Lucy Seraphina… Jessie and I are facing off against Lucy Seraphina and Uriella Abaddon. Still the Angel Clan, but I don’t know about Jessie, but I haven’t faced off against Uriella before, so I may be at a slight disadvantage, but I can watch videos of her and the few matches she has had here.”
Amy turned to me and I nodded in response, since joining the Angel Clan I had trained with her but facing off against her was a different story.
“Uriella… to be honest I don’t know much about you… but I have noticed that you haven’t made any recent appearance inside the ring for a long while and that isn’t your fault, however, I do hope that you have been working out hard inside the gym, keeping fit and keeping those cobwebs at bay. I also hope Lucy is working you hard because it sucks to have a tag team partner that doesn’t pull their weight. I’ve been there and trust me… it sucks.”
Amy motioned for me to say my piece about Uriella and I nodded.
“Uriella, we’ve trained together several times since I joined The Angel Clan earlier this year so I at least know what I can expect from you in this match but it’s like Amy said, a whole lot of ass kicking is in the Angel Clan’s future and whilst it does suck that I’m stuck between three friends and two of them are on the opposing team I’m not about to let that stop the Metal and Punk Connection from walking out the winners of this match!”
Next up was Lucy and I once again turned to Amy.
“You better be prepared Uriella because Jessie and I will be ready to pounce on any weakness and mistakes that are made from you or your partner. And speaking of your partner… Lucy Seraphina… another that hasn’t been inside the ring for a while… in fact… when was the last time Angel Clan defended the tag team titles? Because if I remember correctly Lucy hasn’t been inside the ring since July… so it must have been more than 30 days.”
Amy said and after thinking for a moment I nodded in response once I realized that the dates matched up.
“Anyway… not going to question that any further… so Lucy Seraphina… you also haven’t been in the ring for a while… but you know what you are more of a threat than Uriella. Regardless if you have been inside the ring or not you are a tough one to beat and I know this as you haven’t defeated me in the past. But this time around its different… different because we are tag team action and I have a partner behind me.”
Amy said as she motioned to me.
“Lucy… you are the only I worry about in this match, but I am just going to get one with this match and I am going to show why you two shouldn’t be tag team champs and why Jessie and I should be. You maybe the tag team champions, but frankly you two aren’t that impressive and in my eyes you two are beatable. Unlike my partner I have no issues coming face to face with you and beating you… at the end of the day, I am here to win and if any friends happen to be on the other side of the ring, then I hope they are prepared for disappointment. Sunday night… the Metal and Punk Connection will reign supreme once more.”
I took that as my cue to take over and wrap up the promo and I did just that.
“Lucy, I’ve known you a bit longer than I’ve known Uriella since you’ve been in the company longer than she has but more importantly I’ve trained with you longer and that’s bad news for you because on top of the ring rust that Amy’s already mentioned I know a few of your tricks to boot and don’t think for a second that I won’t be using them against you, we may be friends but as the old saying goes, all is fair in love and war and I fully expect this match to be a war!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“Will I be more focused on the World Bombshell Title? Sure but I’m not going to let that stop me and Amy from tearing the house down with The Angel Clan and more importantly picking up the win over you! I know the winners of that tournament will be the ones to face you at Violent Conduct but until then, well, who knows what a win will do for us? This is the Metal and Punk Connection signing off, get ready for a war Angel Clan!”
We started making our way to the parking lot as the scene fades.
