Hello all of you idiotic morons out there.
Did you miss hearing my lovely voice?
Did you miss witnessing the greatest wrestler to ever step foot inside of an SCW take control of your television sets?
Well the time for waiting is over, and it’s about time that a true star rises out from the midsts. A star who was born to not only take the center stage in the entertainment world but a woman that was destined for greatness in SCW finally takes a hold of what she had been longing to set out to do, and that’s take this company by storm.
2015 was an awakening of some sort for me. It was a time where you all were privileged with seeing the talent that I possessed. You should feel honored that you were blessed with the honor of seeing Crystal Hilton compete inside the ring on a weekly basis, and I would say I had a hell of a run wouldn’t you all agree? I rose through the company and finally after having to deal with setback lost after setback lost to Natalie McKinley I had finally overcome that meathead and became a champion.
I became the SCW Roulette Bombshell Champion and I was willing to deal with the unexpected. I was ready for the challenges that presented itself and I know it got a little repetitive watching how I would put down that sorry *BEEPING* wrestler in Candy Overton. I mean she’s had what like 7 opportunites at a championship and she still seems to be in the same place that she was in when she first came to this damn company?
But no I didn’t want to sit here and talk Candy to death because let’s be honest you are sick of her shit because I know I certainly am, and I am here to talk up the only thing that matters in SCW, and that being me.
I took Mikah to the absolute limit, everybody saw it. I fought my heart out, I gave her my all but I just fell short of actually beating her. Despite going all out against her. Despite standing toe to toe with her where the hell was my praise?
Where the hell was my acknowledgement that I Crystal had finally made it? It was nowhere to be found all of you wanted to just overlook me and after that heartbreaking lost I just seemed to drop the ball again and again.
Are you *BEEPING* kidding me? Where’s my respect? Where is the pat on my back…
But nothing, all I get is nothing and you think I am supposed to just take that… I am Crystal Hilton a woman who came to this company with a name attached to her. A woman who is known all throughout the world for the strides she has made in women’s wrestling but respect is never shown in my direction and I find that highly disrespectful of all of you.
This was supposed to be the year of Crystal Hilton. The year where I found my prince charming in my King Jonathan and I became a married woman again, and in return I became his Queen, but none of you sent me a congratulations.
Well except Roxi Johnson but that doesn’t even count considering I am sure she would be nice to the meanest person in the entire world, and it’s that kind of shit that makes me sick to my stomach. I am a hall of famer. I am a woman who could and should be selling out whatever venue you we go too but all I get in return is that maybe Crystal is turning into that of a has been. That she doesn’t have it in her anymore.
I just had my 28th birthday it’s not my career is coming to an end anytime soon but it’s whatever. I don’t need any of your support, and to be frank I never did. I have a husband that loves me, and I have a best friend in Zelda that supports me no matter what I do, and that’s all I really needed in the end.
So despite the tragedy that was 2015… Despite the way people called me out on being a hasbeen or the way people tried to shit on my wedding or what it is that I am about. I am looking ahead to what 2015 has to present.
It will be the year of the Silver Screen Queen. It will be the year where I ascend back to the throne and I won’t let anyone or anything get in the way of what I am destined to do. I am wrestling’s royalty and it’s time to stay clear of my limelight.
Lights
Camera
Action.
Crystal Hilton has left the building and Crystal Millar has emerged in her place. This will be my year and I will be damn if anyone tells me differently. Get ready to bow whether you want too or not…
Off Camera
A Hollywood Christmas
Hollywood Hills, California
Christmas Day
It was Christmas Day in the Millar household. It had been a while since Crystal had experienced Christmas as a married woman and she wanted this one to be the best yet. It wasn’t a secret that her husband was a big Pokemon fanatic and she was willing to go out of her way to bring out her best cosplay yet as she laid herself on the couch clad in a May cosplay. She smiled as her hair was wrapped tightly in a red bandana, she wore tight blue compression shorts making sure to show off plenty of leg. Entering into the room was Crystal’s sixteen year old daughter Brittany. Brittany shook her head in disgust as she stared at her mom from head to toe.
Brittany: Are you seriously kidding me right now?
Crystal: What?!
Brittany: You really are going out of your way for that cheap piece of sh…
Crystal quickly sat up as she looked daggers into her daughter’s eyes.
Crystal: SHHHHHHHHHH you shush your mouth. That is your step father and the least you could do is treat him with some respect. Especially considering this is going to be our first official Christmas as the MILLAR family.
Brittany thinks about it before she quickly begins to shake her head.
Brittany: Yeah…. No….. I am a Williams. Just because you decide to get remarried and what not doesn’t mean I just have to drop my name and take his. As far as I am concerned he will simply be Jonathan… Not DADDDDDD…. Not step DADDDDDD…. He’s nothing of the sort. Just a guy who is trying to leech off of your money.
Crystal takes it all in before she crosses her arms.
Crystal: Oh and you mean to tell me you aren’t doing the same?!
Brittany: Hey you brought me into this world, and by the time I reach 18 in two years I will be able to touch my trust fund and you won’t have to worry about me. I will make sure I buy a house that’s WAY bigger than this one. Get a gate with a security guard and makes sure he keeps you and Jonathan out.
Crystal: You spoiled little brat… How DARE you talk about MY Jonathan like that… How dare you talk to me like that… As if you could get a house bigger than this one…
Yeah… The problems of having a daughter at a very young age, instead of having a mother and daughter relationship. It’s more like a sibling one. Brittany however is the one to cross her arms as she laughs back at her mother.
Brittany: So before we get into another meaningless argument is there any reason why you are dressed up like May from Pokemon? Don’t you think that’s just a tad ridiculous. The whole proposing to him as a Pikachu inside of a big Pokemon ball is one thing but all of this is just a tad overkill.
Crystal: So what if it’s overkill?! It’s my Jonathan and it’s what he is into… And if Pokemon is what he has a heart for. I am going to deliver for him. Just like the way he dressed up like Tuxedo Mask shortly after we were engaged. He treasured me with lots of roses and it was such a beautiful sight…
Brittany: You do realize cosplaying is supposed to be for outside the home right? Between you and auntie Jenny. I don’t know why the both of you haven’t comprehended that yet. Cosplaying at a convention? Yes that’s cool… For a wrestling promo? Sure you can do it there too, but in the comfort of your own home? That’s just honestly stupid. Maybe just maybe if you focused as much time working on your wrestling ability instead of these stupid costumes you might actually win a match. Or better yet maybe you should get some mental help. You and Jonathan could both use some.
Crystal begins to snap at her daughter.
Crystal: You leave my Jonathan alone! There’s a reason he was called Crazy Crazy in wrestling and as far as I go… ZELDA made me go to a stupid shrink, and it didn’t work. It was a total ripoff and I am never going back! He tried to tell me that a lot of my past is all made up. That I suffer from delusions and that I am….
Brittany however isn’t paying her any mind as she pulls out her white rose iPhone and begins to mess with it.
Crystal: Are you even listening to me?
Brittany: Are you done yet?!
Crystal sighs in disbelief grilling her daughter.
Crystal: Sometimes you really just irritate me…
Brittany: Well I did learn from the best…. Can we open our presents already?!
Crystal: NO!!!!!!! Not until my Jonathan comes downstairs. This is a family affair Brittany, and Jonathan is such a lovely man. He’s my everything and I love him more than ANYTHING in this world.
Brittany however doesn’t pay any attention to her mother as she instead begins to walk over to the Christmas tree. She looks at some of the presents under the tree and begins to grin as she spots a present that says to Brittany love Jonathan.
Brittany: Ohhhh he actually bought me something. Let’s see what the cheap bloke actually bought for me.
Crystal: I love Jonathan with all my heart… He’s the Darien to my Serena, the Tuxedo Mask to my Serena, the Mario to my Princess Peach… He’s, he;s
Brittany begins to open the present and she throws the paper aside revealing a box of Cherry flavored condoms. Her eyes open wide up as she giggles in return.
Brittany: CHERRY FLAVORED CONDOMS?! You know Jonathan might not be that bad of a guy at all… There’s this one guy in highschool that I am dying to try these w….
Crystal’s demeanor changes as she quickly gets off of the couch snatching the box away from Brittany as the flames rise in her eyes.
Crystal: HE BOUGHT YOU WHATTTTTTTTTTT…. NO, NO NO…. I AM GOING TO KILL THAT CHEAP PIECE OF…………. JONATHANNNNNNNNNNNNNN DAVIDDDDDDDDDDD MILLARRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHERE ARE YOU…. I HAVE SOME WORDS FOR YOU…..
Brittany: But… But…. I thought you said he was awesome, and you were just dying for me to get along with him… Maybe you were right… I should accept him as my step dad and….
Crystal: Brittany shut up!
All of a sudden the doorbell begins to ring and as it does Crystal storms her way over to the door.
Crystal: Jonathan you better hope that’s not you behind that door because I swear to God….
Crystal walks over to the door and when she opens it she sees a big wrapped present. Crystal eyes the present up and down and there’s a ribbon on it that says “to the Millar family†Crystal smiles as she can’t help but open the box, but the box begins to move by itself, and as it does that’s when a figure pops out of the box. That figure is none other than Crystal’s best friend Zelda Knite, and she has a suitcase in her hand.
Crystal: Zelda?!
Zelda: In the flesh!
Crystal: What do you think you are doing?!
Zelda: Moving in duhhhhhhh…..
Crystal: NO, NO, NO….
Zelda: Yep… Not like you have a choice in the matter. I have to make sure this husband of yours is really as great as he says he is…
Crystal: Well until he gave Brittany her Christmas present, he was very awesome…
Zelda: No I have no interest in the mushy stuff… I wanna see if he is as worthy of a pokemon opponent as Jenny leads him on into being. I have to see if he is one with the Mario Kart, and I want to test if his Mario Making skills are as great as everyone says they are…
Crystal: Don’t they make gamer accounts so you could do that from the courtesy of your own home… You really don’t have to come here to do that.
Zelda: And what exactly did he buy Brittany.
Crystal: CONDOMS Z… CONDOMS…
Zelda begins to smile as wide as she can.
Zelda: Good I can tell he’s a keeper already. Can’t have Brittany popping them out as early as you popped her out. Safe sex prevents that! Anyway if feels good to be in my new home!
Zelda walks into the home as she immediately begins to talk to Brittany. Crystal closes the door behind her as she can’t help but scream out at the top of her lungs.
Crystal: Damn it why is it that no one LISTENS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crystal can only scream her frustrations out as the other two girls put their earphones in and begin to play their 3DS’ against one another…
2016
The very first Climax Control of the year, and it feels good to be competing on this show, except I just want to go on record and say that Mercedes Vargas is an absolute idiot. What the hell did she think she was thinking when she decided to book me in this type of match. Absolution?! Absolution?! I am absolutely sure that this match is just God awful and I expected so much out of Vargas considering that I thought we had a special Latina bond with one another. She could have easily done the right made it to where her and I got a chance to step in the ring against the Bombshell Tag Team Champions and took the titles away from the Johnsons but instead she books me in this load of crap against two opponents that I really couldn’t give a damn for?
And in order to beat them I have to actually keep them down for five seconds, and I have to beat them both no less? So be it but you are going to regret ever putting me in this match because you are going to get the result you weren’t exactly looking for. The result with me coming out on top of course.
You have Keira Fisher and outside of the ring I guess you could say we are friends, hell I know there were times when she pointed out that she practically wanted to sleep with me but then again who wouldn’t when you look the way I do. It’s only natural of course but inside the ring I couldn’t give a crap about her. I personally believe she’s a talentless hack who couldn’t beat me straight up. She had to cash in on me of all people, and she waited until after I demolished the floor with Candy Overton. She waited until I had my back turned and had to cash in on my title.
You are such an idiot… Common sense would tell you when you are in that type of moment you go big or go home. You go right for the Bombshell Championship but no you went for my title, and you must have thought yourself to be the Queen Bee didn’t you? Especially when you beat me in the rematch. Yeah you got me but your reign didn’t really last that long, and one thing that is constantly on my back is that no matter where I go. What company I have competed in I could never find a way to beat you…
Beat you… A SCRUBBY FILTHY PIECE OF CRAP who isn’t even on my level but that’s going to change this week because it’s a new year, and a new year means new beginnings.
What I am saying Keira is what you did last year doesn’t even matter. The only thing that matters is what’s going to happen today and the way I see beating you could be a big chance at an opportunity. You are a champion…
Even if you are basically the luggage that Roxi Johnson carries around, you are still a champion, and beating you will bring me a step closer to what I am truly after.
There is also Jessie Salco and can I honestly say that I respect that woman?
Hell no why should I respect a woman who didn’t even know if I was a Mean Girl or not. Who constantly harped on me for being something I clearly wasn’t… That made absolutely no sense to me, and unlike what happened with Keira. Jessie is an opponent I am quite familiar with.
An opponent I have beaten plenty of times and she is one I won’t shy away from beating senseless again. After all they do say history tends to repeat itself so why wouldn’t that be the case here?
The biggest story of this match is that this is my first chance to showcase the major change within me. The change that I am not going to be put on the backburner anymore. That I am not going to be the whipping post that you have seen Melanie and Lucy pick apart.
No in this match I will emerge as the best wrestler in the ring, and I will do so by beating both women to prove my worth. I am a Queen and it’s time I grab onto my crown again.
This might be the very first show of the year but what a better place to make an impact than at the very first show. It only seems fitting right? Consider Climax Control my Coming Out party and I am not going to let anything keep me from the destiny that awaits me. Not an overrated metalhead who could never outwrestle me if her life depended on it, and definitely not Keira who has managed to get lucky again and again.
This is my time to shine.
This is my moment, and this is my MOVIE!
I am the star, I am the spotlight, and you both should just be privileged to have your name in the credits….
Climax Control, SCW get ready because on this night Crystal Millar will indeed steal the damn show, and there isn’t anything that anyone can do about it.
This rose refuses to wither away…
