(Amy’s appearance in this RP was approved by Amy)
Blaze of Glory saw the iron grip the Mean Girls had on the Bombshell Titles (aside from the Bombshell Internet Championship and the Bombshell Tag Titles) come crumbling down as one by one the Mean Girls lost their titles, that wasn’t all they lost as Veronica Taylor was pinned by Kiera Fisher in their match whilst Amanda Cortez was forced to tap out to Misty’s Queen’s Punishment submission hold despite the fact that Amanda had hit her with two of her finishers in the Blast from the Past Finals.
In other words, things weren’t looking too good for the Mean Girls.
This week the new Bombshell Champion Amy Marshall was teaming up with her friend and tag team partner Jessie Salco as the Metal and Punk Connection one last time as they prepared to take on two former champions, Delia Darling and Mercedes Vargas, the Metal and Punk Connection have had their problems with Delia and Mercedes in the past but now as it seemed that the Mean Girls was on life support Delia and Mercedes needed this win but can the Metal and Punk Connection drive the nail further into the Mean Girls’ coffin?
Local metal club, Munich, Germany
March 17th, 2015, 21:00pm
I still feel Goosebumps every time I think about it.
First Mercedes was finally dethroned by Natalie McKinley, then Amanda’s team lost the Blast from the Past finals and then came the big one.
Amy won.
I still remember our reaction like it was yesterday, in fact…..
*flashback*
At the time I was in NXT’s locker room with Jake and Shane watching the show, one good thing about my match being so early in the show was that I was able to relax to some good old heavy metal whilst the action continued on the monitor, and I was just about to cuss out Holly Wood and I think you can guess why.
“No, no way, it can’t fucking end like this!” I yelled out as we watched the action intently, only to laugh heartily when Holly flipped Delia off. “Holly has just become my new favourite ref!”
“You say that about every ref that stands up to the Mean Girls.” Jake responded as he rolled his eyes and I shook my head as Amy hit Delia with the Bad Girl. “Delia’s gonna kick……” Jake trailed off as his jaw dropped. “AMY WON!”
“WHAT?!” Shane, having written off the match as a forgone conclusion when Delia tried to get Amy disqualified, yelled out as he looked up. “Holy shit! Is this actually happening?!”
“If it is then I’m castrating whoever wakes me up.” I responded and the boys shared an uneasy look before having a quick game of Rock, Paper, Scissors to determine who would pinch me, Jake lost and so he pinched me. “Oh my fucking god!” Knowing what Delia’s reaction will likely be I made a mental note to try to get a sound clip of Delia’s scream especially after I heard it.
“So just to recap, not only have the Mean Girls lost all their matches but they lost almost all the titles they held and the Blast from the Past Finals.” Shane said as a massive grin spread across his face. “I don’t think we’ll be this happy until we get married babe.”
“True but this is definitely a close second!” I responded with a grin as Amy made her way to the back. “Come on, let’s congratulate her!” I added before we left the room.
*present day*
It’s been a hell of a fortnight, that’s for certain!
Like I said on Twitter the day after BOG IV, Delia’s scream is now my ringtone and it is glorious, to put it in perspective my previous ringtone was the Pantera hit “Cowboys from Hell” namely the scream just before the last chorus and it’s one of my favourite songs by them, the fact that I was willing to replace that song with that scream should tell you something.
Speaking off which….
“I just know that ringtone will get annoying.” Jake grumbled as Delia’s scream rang out throughout the bar and I quickly answered the phone. “I actually prefer the metal scream.”
“There’s no pleasing you, is there?” I asked Jake with a grin and Jake shook his head as I answered the phone, I grinned when I recognized the voice. “Hey Amy, what’s up?” I listened to what she had to say and I nodded despite the fact that I wasn’t face timing with her. “Yeah, you’re not that far from the bar we found, just go back a bit and take a right.”
“Amy still can’t find the place.” Jake commented as he shook his head. “We had to find the hardest place to find to meet up with Amy for some drinks, didn’t we?”
“All the other bars were crap, remember?” Shane asked as I continued to chat with Amy on the phone. “Hell the metal scene in this country is huge, you’d think there’d be more metal bars.”
“Considering the most we know about Germany’s metal scene basically boils down to the Teutonic Thrash Metal Scene, Wacken, and Blind Guardian, the occasional German Death and Black Metal bands and wherever the hell Summer Breeze is held I’m not surprised.” Jake responded and before Shane could respond the conversation between me and Amy ended. “Is she on her way?”
“Yeah, she should be here in a few minutes, tops.” I responded as I checked the time on my IPhone and quickly pocketed it, whilst that went on we finally realized that a song we weren’t familiar with, likely requested by someone else, was playing from the jukebox and had a great female singing voice behind it. “What’s that song?”
“Give me a sec and I’ll check.” Shane responded before he stood up and walked over to the jukebox, when he returned we turned to him. “The song’s called “Villain” and it’s by a band called Skarlett Riot, I think I’ll look them up on YouTube later.”
“Sounds good to me.” I responded before the bar door opened and Amy entered carrying her newly won title over her shoulder, we greeted her with big grins as she walked up to us. “I know I’ve said it about a million times but congrats Amy!”
“Don’t worry, it hasn’t gotten old yet.” Amy responded with a grin as she sat down next to me. “And even better, we’ve got Delia and Mercedes this week.”
“Oh I can’t wait to kick their skanky asses!” I responded with a grin as I took a sip. “That reminds me, will you be joining me for my promo?”
“Did my trash talking earlier, I said what I needed too and that’s what matters.” Amy responded with a shrug and I grinned at that. “Any thoughts on what singles title you’ll go after?”
“Like I said on Twitter, probably a title I haven’t held yet.” I responded as I took a sip. “Thing is I haven’t made up my mind yet on whether to go after Roxi or, well, you.” I added and Amy frowned.
“You’re not seriously considering going after me already, are you?” Amy asked and I shrugged.
“Like I said, I’m still weighing my options.” I responded as I finished my drink. “It’s a tough choice because I know I’ll get a great match out of either you or Roxi.” I added before getting an idea. “You know what? Give me until Climax Control, I’ll probably have a plan in mind by then.”
“Good idea, it’ll give you some more time to think on it at least.” Amy responded with a grin, I checked the time and once I saw how late it was getting I realized that it was time I started on the meat of the promo.
“Sorry to cut this short Amy but it’s getting pretty late and the cameracrew’s looking pretty tired.” I responded as I motioned to the crew. “I’ll be coming back in once I’m done but I don’t want to keep these guys waiting any longer, you know?”
“I hear you.” Amy nodded in understanding and I grinned before I left the pub with the crew in tow, once we were outside I sat down on a bench as I got ready to start.
“You know, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more polarizing Supercard than the one that was held two weeks ago.” I started as I shifted my weight. “And just so I’m clear I’m talking from the perspective of a Bombshell, on one hand if you’re a true Bombshell like me, Amy and basically anyone not in the Mean Girls it was an awesome night, the Mean Girls on the other hand? I could hear their tantrums from their hotel rooms and my hotel room was on the other side of the hotel from theirs!”
And it was glorious.
“This week Delia and Mercedes are looking to avenge their losses at Blaze of Glory IV but unfortunately for them they are taking on me and Amy, otherwise known as the Metal and Punk Connection, how many times did we kick Mercedes’s ass to win the Bombshell Tag Titles the first time around? Twice, how many times did Amy kick Delia’s ass? Once but it was when it mattered! And this week we’ll see the further destruction of the Mean Girls.
And I’m starting with Delia.
“Hey Delia, does this sound familiar?” I asked before retrieving my phone from my pocket and playing my ringtone. “It should! It’s your scream after your attempts to cheat your way to another title defence exploded in your face and Amy has the title to prove it, like it or not Misty is next in line for the shot at her title so you had better move all the way back to the back of the line!”
Right behind Twisted Sister.
“You may deny it all you want but the simple fact is that the only reason you were undefeated for an entire year and held that title for so long is the fact that you are a massive cheat and, like I said, it exploded in your face! And I can guarantee that the same thing will happen again if you try the same stunt this Sunday!”
Next up is Mercedes.
“Mercedes Vargas, where do I start? You are the only Mean Girl member to actually have some talent and win your matches fairly and you still lost the title to Natalie! Things aren’t looking too good for the Spoiled Brats aren’t they? It’s only a matter of time before the thieves currently in possession of the titles lose them and then what? Cheating can only take you so far.”
Just look at your stablemates.
“I’ve mentioned this on Twitter already but I bears repeating, we are witnessing the beginning of the LONG overdue end of the Mean Girls and it all started at Blaze of Glory where the Mean Girls went into the PPV holding all the Bombshell Titles aside from the Internet Championship and left with only the Bombshell Tag Titles, not only that but this Sunday me and Amy will leave you two with nothing but your flat asses on a silver platter!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“It’s often been repeated by the Mean Morons that they make the Bombshell Division and titles relevant just by being in it/holding those titles, the only way they could be more full of shit is if they were politicians with side jobs as sewer workers! The Bombshell Division was strong before those morons came along and it’ll be stronger when they are finally destroyed! This is SCW’s Heavy Metal Bombshell Jessie Salco signing off reminding the Mean Girls that the end days are nigh for them!”
I returned to the pub as the scene fades.
