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Winning.
Winning.
Winning.
It's all about winning, nothing else... nothing else matters... first place or nothing else.
Win... at all costs...
Those are the rules to live by, those are the rules I live by, and I always have. I don't plan on changing my ways, I have never thought of it, and I never will. Some people, or wrestlers, or whatever.... they claim that they don't really care whether they win or lose, they claim that they do it all for the fans... they say that the only thing that matters is everything but winning. But you know what?
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
Anyone who claims that they don't care if they win, are lying out of their asses. It's all fucking bullshit, everyone wants to win. What little kid didn't want to win a game of tag, or hide and go seek, or just a random ass video game? Exactly, kids love to win... and nothing changes when you grow up, if anything... the passion to win just increases, becomes worse... and the motivation to win increases...
More...
and...
More...
Every...
Day..
Winning is the biggest part of life. You have a hot girlfriend, you are winning. You graduated college, you are winning. You just beat the living fuck out of Hydro, Drexel Matheson, Clint Outlaw, and Wallace Jordan? You damn sure are winning. I love what I do, I win... and in this business, that is the best possible thing you can do... if you lose, you fail... you become a nobody... the steroids you took five years ago just eat away your body, you become a fat loser and you end up living off of food stamps and coupons. This is why, winning is the most important thing. If you win, you succeed. Oh, and what do I love about all of this?
I ALWAYS FUCKING WIN!Scene One | Off Camera
| Haud Yer Wheesht! |I laid there in the bed of my hotel room, Scottland… not exactly my favorite Country in Europe… but it also wasn’t the worst either, it had its ups and it had its downs. Kaelin and I were splitting a room since it was just a few days, two beds of course… and couch. We got the highest package they had, other than the honeymoon suite because well… that’s just how awesome we are. I was really enjoying having a week off to recover. Not that I was beaten down or anything, but I was just a bit sore, the lower back isn’t 100 percent, and it never will be… but that is just something I have learned to deal with, and I deal with it pretty damn good. I pushed myself up in the bed, sitting up against the headboard as it rubbed against my plain white tanktop. I sighed, adjusting my black Puma shorts with the green Puma on the lower part of the right leg. I ran my hand back through my hair, squeezing the back of my hair for a second, and then letting go as my hands both hit my sides. I grabbed my iPhone from nearby and blurted something out to Kaelin.| Andrew Watts |
"Hey dick, what you doing?”Kaelin was sitting on the couch, going through a magazine… surprisingly it wasn’t a Playgirl magazine either, uh… I mean Playboy. I look over at him as he sits on the couch, his legs up on the coffee like table in front of him, one crossed over the other as he leaned back, reading his magazine. He set the magazine down beside him and before he could answer, his phone beeped… as did mine, literally at the same time, sort of interesting. We both grabbed our phones and checked the text messages we got. I typed in the passcode on mine as I was about to read the text out loud, Kaelin beat me to it… we must have received the same text…| Alex Kaelin |
"Thank you for signing up for this years Blast from the Past tournament! We would like to thank the following 16 Male Superstars and following 16 Bombshells for participating in this years tournament...”I nod my head, I almost forgot that we put our names in for that thing. Pretty sure I heard that we got the last 2 spots available as well, really sucks for anyone else who lucked out or wanted in. I look down at my phone, looking through the names of the Bombshells, as I wondered who a good partner would be.| Andrew Watts |
"Who do you like in this thing? If you could pick one partner that is...”I looked over at Kaeliin, as he shrugged a shoulder and replied quite quickly.| Alex Kaelin |
"Not really sure, why not go through the list one by one and see what we both think of all of these Bombshells? We don’t have anything better to do...”I nod my head, he was right… we didn’t really have shit to do, we already went to the gym, we sparred with each other in some beatdown ring, and we already ate like 4 times. I picked my phone back up, scrolling back to the Bombshell names.| Andrew Watts |
"Let’s do it… alright, who do we have here? First, oh… Misty...“I throw a smirk Alex’s way as I turn to face him, as I wonder what is opinion on Misty is, if he even knows who Misty is that is. I rub my hand against my left eye as he responds to the first name on the list.| Alex Kaelin |
"Misty? Uptight little prude, I’m certain that the two of us would not get along very well.. Eh, what about one of those mean bitches, mean girls whatever. Deliah? Something like that.”Alex, never one to mix words and always right to the point. Then again, he didn’t seem to pay too much attention to what anyone else did. He lived in his own little world most of the time. I nod my head, was Delia even next on the list? I looked down and, yep… there was her name.| Andrew Watts |
"Delia… she’s kind of weird, I don’t know how I would feel about being in the same ring as her. I mean, she apparently doesn’t lose or something, but I would rather pass on her than have her be my partner. Plus, I don’t really lose either, I think I’ve made that pretty clear… then again maybe her and me would make good partners… nah, maybe not. Ugh, who is next here… Candy Overton, go for it...“I smirk as I read through the names on my phone, third was Candy, I didn’t really know much about her other than the fact that she sounded like a stripper, I doubt Kaelin knew much more… I looked over at him as he responded to me.| Alex Kaelin |
"I don’t even know who the fuck that is? Better not be my partner, you can’t trust a girl if her name is Candy.. Amy Marshall, you know she did porn or something right? Think that she ever did a donkey show or some shit?”I nod my head as he mentions Amy doing porn with a smirk on his face. Alex was quite the ashhole, almost as bad as me. I chuckle lightly as I sit up a bit more, looking at my phone and then back at Kaelin.| Andrew Watts |
"Ha! I actually think I seen one of her pornos once, she took it pretty good… makes me wonder. She is actually pretty hot, like when her hair is down… when it’s in that mohawk looking thing, I don’t know, makes me feel weird. But when her hair is down, I’d smash the shit out of her, pornstars are great… oh, umm, partner, right… I actually wouldn’t mind her. I’ve seen her in the ring a few times and she knows what she is doing, I could live with it, why the fuck not?“I look down at my phone, I forgot who was next on the list as I kind of rambled on a bit about pornstar Amy.| Andrew Watts |
"So… next… umm, who the fuck? Jade Ma...nendez...Arc..ador... what the fuck kind of name is that? I've never even heard of her...“I shake my head, that was a tough one to pronounce, and I am pretty good when it comes to spelling and reading, bitches have some intense names sometimes. I smirk as I await Kaelin’s response.| Alex Kaelin |
"Really? I kinda dig the mohawk. Eh, anyway. Jade.. Whatever the rest of her name is. Don’t know anything about her but with a name like that.. I bet she sucks some pretty mean dick. I mean, that isnt a bad quality to have in a partner right? It seems to have worked for other tag teams in SCW. Even if she isn’t great in the ring, maybe she can use her other talents with the staff and get us into the finals. So um… Melody Grace?”It was no wonder why Alex had very few friends when he said things like that. But the opinions of these girls wouldn’t leave the four walls of this hotel room. Alex raised his eyebrow slightly when he looked over at Watts after mentioning Melody.| Andrew Watts |
"Gross, didn’t she fuck Gay T Midas? I definitely don’t want her on my team, I mean having to tag her in and shit? I don’t want to touch a hand that has touched part of the Dick Lick Clique, man… I could get an STD or something, she is dangerous in the ring and I don’t mean that in a good way. Fuck it, she better NOT be my partner, even if she got that girl next door look going. So, I keep losing the fucking list, hold up… umm, Jessie Salco, wait… I thought that was a dude?“I arch an eyebrow in confusion as I read the name… I could have sworn, maybe I just didn’t pay enough attention...I look over at Kaelin with a look of confusion in my eyes.| Alex Kaelin |
"As great as I am, that bitch would be like trying to swim across the river in cement shoes. I kinda feel bad for whoever her partner turns out to be. Gotta be careful talking bout these bitches though, they get pretty moody on twitter. It’s like they are on the rag twenty four hours a day.. So, what about Mercedes Vargas? Could have worse right?“ I literally almost pop a boner in my shorts at the sound of her name… I nod my head as I turn and look at Kaelin.| Andrew Watts |
"Fuck… Yes… I would love to destroy that ass, talk about the sexiest bitch in Sin City Wrestling. She can be my partner any day, and I definitely do not mean in the ring… I mean in this bed right here, and the counters in the bathroom, the shower, the floor, the…”I realize I got a bit ahead of myself there as I stop, trying to control my hormones for at least 4 seconds.| Andrew Watts |
"Oh, yeah… anyways, I wouldn’t mind teaming up with her, Bombshell Roulette Champion, why the fuck not? Uh, next… you’ve got Roxi Johnson…”Superhero to the rescue, I think to myself as I let out a light smirk, leaning back against the headboard of the bed as I look over at Kaelin who is still sitting comfortably on the couch, resting his legs on the coffee like table in front of him and looking up, not really staring at anything as he replies.| Alex Kaelin |
"Jesus christ dude.. Mercedes isn’t that fucking hot. Need me to leave so you can take a cold shower? Haha, Roxi? Fuck her, she seems to happy. All this saving the world superhero bullshit, give me a fucking break.. Umm, Necrophilia Kane? You want to get all up in that dead shit don’t you?“I shook my head in disgust, no thank you… I don’t fuck with the weird ones, especially ones that creep the shit out of me.| Andrew Watts |
"No, she scares the fuck out of me… if she is my partner I am just going to call in and say I can’t get to the show that day… fuckin’ scary ass shit being in the ring with her. I’ll take a rain check, every time. Fuck… that… next… next… next… Joanne Canelli, damn she got some lips… and she just won that new Championship, I forget what it’s called…”I shrug a shoulder as I slouch down a bit, looking down at my phone, was this list almost over? It was getting kind of boring talking about all of these Bombshells, except the hot ones, those were always fun.| Alex Kaelin |
"I want to know what strip club they got some of these hookers from. Sure it’s nice that they want to wrestle but, what happen to the good old days of mud wrestling and lingerie pillow fights? Now Veronica Taylor.. That bitch is fine. Do you know if she has any real talent? Because I don’t really give a fuck to be honest.“It is a good thing Krissy wasn’t around to hear him saying that shit, but he had a point. Veronica was sexy as fuck. Alex pulled out his smokes and popped one in the corner of his mouth before lighting it up.| Andrew Watts |
"Ugh, yeah you know what? I should join the Mean Girls, maybe I will have a better chance at having a threeway with Mercedes and Veronica that way… that’s my goal in SCW! I have been looking for a goal in SCW the whole time I have been here and I have finally found it. My goal is to fuck Veronica Taylor and Mercedes Vargas at the SAME DAMN TIME! Now tell me that isn’t a great goal to have? It’s happening I am going to make it happen. I can’t fucking wait, I’m going to videotape it. So yeah, I want Mercedes and Veronica as my partners, I can get two right? Cause I am Andrew Watts… who is next anyways? Umm, you got… Paris Hilton? Oh, my bad… Crystal Hilton...”I shrug a shoulder, I’ve never even heard of her… hopefully Alex has, otherwise it’s going to be another boring one...| Alex Kaelin |
"Crystal.. Crystal.. Nope, not ringing any bells. Maybe she will surprise people and.. Wait what? Did you just say that you want to join the Mean Girls? Seriously, what the fuck man..? Ohhh shit, It’s Mikah! How could you not be happy to have a fellow REJECT as a partner?“I nod my head, Mikah… now that is one that I wouldn’t mind having as a partner…| Andrew Watts |
"Mikah, Mikah, Mikah… that one has a gorgeous ass… she gets quite annoying sometimes though, I swear it’s like all she talks about is Gavin, we get it, y’all fuck and shit, but you gotta be all lovey dovey all the damn time? Sometimes it is just too much… I know we are supposed to be friends and what not but she is a bitch, but she can fight though too. I guess I wouldn’t mind her as my partner… I think we could take it all. Who do you got here, lets see… oh, the little freak that likes to be tickled, Amanda Cortez!”I take a deep breath, running my hand back through my hair as I look over at Kaelin, rubbing my right eye for a second. I arch an eyebrow as I see what he has to say about SCW’s favorite tickling machine, and the newest Mean Girl… wait, I think she’s a Mean Girl…| Alex Kaelin |
"Are you kidding me? Red Hair, tattoos? I’d tickle the fuck out of her if you catch my drift, did you see that she posted some pic of her in footy pajamas on twitter! I’m just saying, maybe she has more than a tickle fetish. Maybe she has some little girl fetish and is looking for someone to call daddy. If that’s the case, come to pappa! Umm, and last and probably least.. Darknyss? How would you feel about getting down and dirty with someone with that type of name?“I give Kaelin a blank stare, clearly somebody has a crush on Amanda Cortez, maybe now I can get her to stop Tweeting me about tickling her… maybe I can just pass her on to Kaelin…| Andrew Watts |
"Darknysss? I’ve never even heard of her? Was she a typo or something? Yo, the list is finally done… wait dude, what the fuck… what if we have to face each other? Do we just let the girls fuck each other up and watch? And whoever wins, wins… or?”Our phones both begin to go off, I look down at my phone as I press the passcode, unlocking my phone… what do you know, the new card… and I am not in the first round of the Blast from the Past tournament, of course not… I get to wait a whole week to find out who the fuck my partner is…| Andrew Watts |
"Of course I don’t have a fucking tournament match, I really have to wait a whole week to find out if I have a sexy ass partner or not? This is total bullshit bro… well whatever dude, looks like you got… Jade Man..Arc..Door, whatever the fuck her name is as your partner. Going head to head with Lucian Frost, who I have never heard of and the big lip, DSL woman, Joanne Canelli... I can't wait to watch this one…”I smirk as I look over at Kaelin who shakes his head for a moment before looking up at me. | Alex Kaelin |
"Well it could be worse, I just have to figure out how to say her fucking name and then it will be all good. Ha! If we go head to head, lets just sit in the front row and eat popcorn and watch the catfight. So.. You going after the World title if you win the tournament?“I think for a second, I never really thought of that… I forgot that the winner gets basically the match of their choice…| Andrew Watts |
"Hmm, I wonder if I can exchange my match of my choice or title shot or whatever it is for a threesome with Veronica and Mercedes… you think they can make that happen?”I think to myself how amazing and how much more dedicated I would be if that was the catch. Not that I don’t want a title shot, that is great too… but, Mercedes and Veronica at the same time? That’s like Happy Birthday to me! I shake my head as I look over at Kaelin.| Alex Kaelin |
"Maybe you can trade your title shot for some blowjobs?.. Haha well you may wait a week to find out who you are teamed with. But you got a match this week homie, Gabriel Asar ah ha ha! Yeah.. I don’t think you are going to have any trouble this week.“I pause for a second, I didn’t even notice my name in the message…| Andrew Watts |
"Gabrial Ass who? Oh, the guy that got his ass kicked by Amy Marshall? Yeah, that should be easy. Ha! Gayleb and Gay T have to face each other in the first round! That blows… sucks to suck, and they… well, they really suck.”I smirk as I hit the lock button on my phone, I look over at Kaelin who… what the fuck? Literally dozed off, his head back and sleeping, what the hell dude. I guess our talk took a lot out of him, he must be dreaming of tickling Amanda Cortez or something, seems like something he really enjoyed talking about. Sleeping wasn’t such a bad idea, maybe I could dream of my threesome that is going to happen in the coming weeks. Finally, a goal in SCW… all of these weeks I have been asked what my goal is, and I couldn’t quite put my finger on one… well now I am going to put some fingers in two… I mean, well… yeah I guess so. I lean back, resting my hands on my middle abs as I close my eyes, what a fucking day… as usual.Scene Two | On Camera
| Roasted Ass-ar |
I smirk, I was literally on a roll lately and it felt so damn good, I couldn’t remember what losing felt like… it could sit right next to me at a table for lunch and I wouldn’t even recognize it, yeah… it’s been that long. Since joining Sin City Wrestling all I have really done is take names, and kick ass, and then kick some more ass. Hydro, Drexel Matheson, Clint Outlaw, Wallace Jordan… the list was short, but it was already longer than some who have been here twice as long, or even three times as long as I have… and the list will only continue to grow. Especially this week when I go head to head with Gabriel Ass-ar, nice name eh? Must have had a blast growing up in school with the word Ass in his last name, total fuck up on his parents side for never changing their last name.
“Ass… Ass… Ass”
I shrugged my shoulders as I looked ahead of me, what was I staring at? Exactly what the cameras were about to see, pure greatness… an Andrew Watts promo, the best thing anyone can watch here in the SCW, well… second best… can’t forget about Andrew Watts matches either, those things are just instant classics. I nodded my head as I looked down and hit record, streaming live to my own personal blog and to SCW’s online streams as well, this was going to be an instant classic, um… I hope so, I think so… nah, I know so actually. | Andrew Watts |
"Aaaaand… action little sluts!”Just as I say the words, the cameras begin to roll, high def of course… nothing but the best here. I finally look forward at the 3 very… very attractive females that stood against the wall ahead of me. All 3 of them dressed the same; a pair of see through thigh high socks that showed off their gorgeous long legs, and a sexy Scottish looking off the shoulder dress with a velvet corset section, and an attached plaid pleated skirt. All 3 of the women wore these, along with their hair all pulled up into pig tails and their skirts, well… shorter than they should be… oh and they’re all wearing thongs, but… as of right now, only I know that.| Andrew Watts |
"Alright, Lassie Number Tne… what do you have for us…?”The female farthest to the left turns around, holding a flash card of some sort. Her huge, and likely fake breasts are ready to pop out of the little dress like thing she is wearing. She flashes a smile towards me, before looking down as she begins to read what is written on the card that she holds, her accent shows that she is clearly from here in Scotland.| Lassie Number One |
"Mista Watts… did you know I was purchased by, and had sex with Gabriel Ass-ar while he was in a relationship with another woman? And even with the pop of Viagra I gave him… it was still only 2 inches long, and the sex sadly only 2 minutes long… I was a very sad and unpleased scadge.”I smirk, trying to hold back the laugh at the fact that she just called herself a tramp in Scottish slang… but hey, she read the card damn near perfectly. I nod my head as I respond to her.| Andrew Watts |
"I feel quite bad for you, not because the sex was horrible, not because you had to waste a Viagra on him, and not because you actually had to go through a horrifying 2 minutes of sex with someone like him. But because… well, because of the STD you received from the dirty bastard...”She nods her head, as she takes a step forward and flips to the next card in her hand.| Lassie Number One |
"It’s true, it’s so true. I never wanted to have Syphilis, I had heard so many horrible stories about it... and of course after being purchased and being with the disgusting Ass-ar, well... I found out I had Syphilis, and it was horrible... it just made no sense to me. How could someone so bad, and so small, even carry such a powerful disease?”I nod my head as she looks down at the ground with a frown, I walk towards her.| Andrew Watts |
"It happens to the worst of us Lassie, it really does… when you sleep with someone who sucks as bad as Ass-ar, someone who can’t win a match to save his life… you get Syphilis, it’s just a proven fact. Now I’ve made you an appointment at a nearby clinic, because that is just how nice I am… I would um, hug you or something to comfort you, but I don’t want to touch you… so, scram.”She nods her head and looks up at me, she takes a step towards me and I instantly jump back. She nods again as she turns around and heads for the door… dirty little bitch. I shake my head and turn my attention back to the other 2 who are still facing the wall. I smirk as I place my hands on my hips and call on the next one.| Andrew Watts |
"Lassie Number Two… show your face!”The woman who was in the middle, but now is obviously to the left as there are only two left, turns around. She is much cuter than the other one, and her boobs are normal, unlike the abnormally large ones we were just forced to stare at. I smirk as she waves at me in excitement… her accent isn’t as strong, seems like she didn’t grow up around the Scotland area. She too holds flashcards in her hands as I take a step back, leaning my back against a nearby table, and she begins to speak.| Lassie Number Two |
"Do you know what I did?”Her eyes glaring at me, a cocky smirk on her face as she says these words… almost as if the words came out of a horror movie, and she was about to confess to something absolutely horrible. I chuckle as I cross my arms across my chest, still leaning back a bit, and I reply.| Andrew Watts |
"Please tell me, what did you do?”I chuckle a bit as she looks down at her cards again and then back up at me.| Lassie Number Two |
"I beat the shit out of Gabriel Ass-ar… it was amazing… it felt so good. He actually begged me to stop, he screamed like a little girl, a few tears fell from his face, and the sight of fear in his eyes was just delightful. He told me he was a world class wrestler, an amazing fighter, and could take anyone on. It was kind of funny considering all I am is a white belt in Karate and I was able to make him squeal like a pig. I felt like I was sparring with an 8 year old boy, well… at least bodywise. If this guy is a world class fighter, then I am afraid to see what amateurs look like… because he stood no chance against me. Is this the guy you are supposed to face next? The guy people are saying will give you a hard time? Are you sure it is the same person?”I nod my head and quickly respond to what she has just stated.| Andrew Watts |
“Yes, this is the same person we speak about. Someone who has quite the ego, an ego so big that he has fooled people into believing that he is actually a good wrestler, when the real truth is… he can’t even take on a woman. You were not the first female to kick his ass, it has happened before, once recently in the SCW… and well, there have been countless others that I have heard of as well. The guy is a joke, he lost an arm wrestling match to a 12 year old with a broken arm once… and they say this guy is going to give me a run for my money… what money? Maybe the Scottish quarter I walked on this morning, because that’s about the closest he’ll get to any money when it comes time to step in the ring with me. Now, you run along now… and promise me if you see Mr. Ass-ar again, you don’t hurt him anymore, okay? Leave some of him for me… I want to actually have something to throw around the ring, and that’s going to be hard to do if all of you females keep on kicking his ass all over the place.”I smirk as she smiles and leans up, giving me a kiss on the cheek.| Lassie Number Two |
"Oh and you are much cuter than him Mr. Watts… which is funny, considering he thinks he is God’s gift to women… he’s more like a piece of coal on Christmas…”She smirks as she turns her back to me, and just as she does I flip my hand across her skirt a bit… flipping it up and revealing her very cute and round butt underneath, the cheeks swallowing her white string that she claims is underwear. Have to give the viewers something nice right? Well, there it is, hope everyone enjoyed… she turns around and gives me a wink before walking towards the door. I might have to call that one later. She exits the room as I walk up to the other one, and tap on her shoulder.| Andrew Watts |
“Lassie Number Three?”I take a step back as I say this.| Lassie Number Three |
"Yes Mr. Watts?”She shouts out, her back still to me, and the cameras. I smirk as I place my hands on my hips.| Andrew Watts |
“Turn around...”She turns around slowly as we reveal the front of her dress. Written across her chest is “Gabriel Ass-ar Fan Club” in a strange looking font. She has a slight frown as she stands there, alone, her back against the wall.| Andrew Watts |
“Do you know why you stand alone?”She nods her head as she answers the question in a sad voice.| Lassie Number Three |
"Because… because I am a Gabriel Ass-ar fan...”I nod my head with a cocky smirk as she stares at the ground, still frowning… more of a pout actually.| Andrew Watts |
“Correct, you are alone here because that is what every Gabriel Ass-ar fan is… alone, and why? The answer is plain and simple, it is rare to find a fan of such a loser like Ass-ar, and the fact that you actually are a fan of his… well, it fucking disgusts me… now get the hell out of here you stupid idiot.”She starts to tear up as she looks up at me...| Lassie Number Three |
"But… but… but… I could be an Andrew Watts fan, I can change… he isn’t even important, he isn’t even talented… not like you...”| Andrew Watts |
“I would never want something or someone who was once a fan of someone with such a lack of talent to ever be a fan of me… or associated with me in any way… now do as I said, and get out… you must learn to be a loner the rest of your life because NOBODY will ever want to be friends with someone who is a fan of such a piece of shit like Gabriel Ass-ar… now, get lost...”Tears begin to fall from her face as she runs for the doors. I smirk, I guess it had to be done right? I turn around as I face the camera.| Andrew Watts |
“I guess you could call this… my own personal roast of… Gabriel… Ass… Ar…”I stare at the cameras for a few seconds, a confident grin on my face, my hands on my hips as I continue to stare at the cameras. I shrug a shoulder, taking a step closer, and throwing a wink to all of the fans watching… that is, if anyone is still watching… considering I just spent a few minutes talking about the most un-entertaining and boring so called superstar in SCW… superstar, my ass… he should never be called that. I take another step forward as I place my finger on the stop button. I take one more look into the camera, flashing a confident, and cocky smirk before pressing the button as the stream comes to an end… for now.Scene Three | On Camera
| Five and OH! |
Talk about having too much fun with three random strippers from Scotland… oh yes, those three women were strippers by the way, where else would I find pornstar look alikes who would be willing to do whatever I said for some extra cash? They heard money, and on TV and they ran like little puppies, it was cute… I even got offered a blowjob… for money of course, I’d rather pass… so I gave her a way to contact Ass-ar, rumor has it he has a sex addiction, can’t keep it in his pants… which is funny considering the rumors of how tiny the thing is.
Not everyone can be this awesome
I thought to myself, as I smirked… I always enjoyed going on the camera right before a match, talking a bit about my opponent… it was something that really made me happy, just… rubbing in how bad they were going to lose and reminding them exactly who they are about to be stepping into the ring with, you know… make the fear in them escalate a bit more, if that is possible of course. What made it even better? When my opponent did the same thing, and tried for the same effect on me… sadly their effects are usually poor and it just results in me grabbing some popcorn, as I watch their so called promo with a smile on my face the whole damn time.
Intimidating…
Or intimidate; a strong word, the exact definition is something along the lines of “frighten or overawe (someone), especially in order to make them do what one wants.” That sounded about right, although my definition looks something more along the lines of “remind someone of who I am and what the fuck happens to anyone who messes with a REJECT.” I guess they both have the same idea, mine is just a little bit more accurate… at least to me it is, don’t you agree? Yeah, you agree. Intimidation, something that I was about to make Gabriel Ass-ar feel, experience. Someone needs to shut this idiot up, he isn’t God’s gift to women, and he isn’t a wrestler. I am the lucky man who gets to prove that to everyone… talk about getting all of the right moves around here, right?
Right! Now, here we go…
What more was there to do? What more was there to say? Had I said enough? Was that roast of Ass-ar enough to keep him quiet? Enough to shut his ass up and intimidate him enough for our match? Hell no, that was just a little preview… that was just be having a little bit of fun… that was just what happens when you put me in a boring country like Scotland, filled mainly with pubs, drinking, and sports that we have never even heard of in the United States. I get bored, I do boring things, and make them a hell of a lot more fun than anything anybody else can think of doing when they are bored. Pushing it to the limit, that is what it is all about. So now whata? Now, we go back on camera… now, we do the promo that everyone has been waiting for. The much anticipated match of Andrew Watts and Gabriel Ass-ar… why is it anticipated? Because I am a top tier wrestler, and the other douche bag? He is popular on Twitter, he has a bunch of fans who are mainly teenage girls that don’t know any better… so they think he is amazing. Well, time to end that… hey camera….
Record… Click… Action… Rolling…
The room was a bit dark, but there was definitely enough light to see, especially with the high-technology camera I had going right now. My usual smirk sat there on my face, like always. I looked down at what I was wearing: a pair of black and green Pumas, a pair of designer dirty look Express boot cut jeans, and a black tanktop with the word REJECT across the chest in a white and red font. My hair was neatly spiked, the sides a bit messy, more so pushed to the middle in a mohawk like fashion. I exhaled, placing my arms from my sides to my chest, crossing them over my chest as I lifted my head up, looking forward at the camera ahead of me that was currently rolling. Time to talk a bit about the Ass-ar… you know, I ALMOST felt bad for Gabriel Ass-ar... key word, ALMOST. I smiled, double checking to make sure that the red dot was lit. The camera was good, streaming straight to SCW’s website and my own personal stream as well. I nodded my head as I gave a cocky smile to the camera, leaning back against the wall behind me as I placed my hands together, my fingers all overlapping each other as I cleared my throat, a look of confidence on my face. Time to get shit rolling...| Andrew Watts |
“SCW! Did you miss me? I know you did… I know it has been a couple of days since you fans have all seen me, and that must drive you wild… it would drive me wild as well, I can relate to that. But it’s okay, because I am right here, right now… live for all of you SCW maniacs! I’m sure you’re all excited… because I am… the ladies definitely are… the SCW staff must be on the edge of their seats… and I know Gabriel Ass-ar is as well...”I grin confidently, my eyes wandering around the dark room, not really focusing on anything in particular. I rub my right hand against my upper left shoulder, biting my bottom lip for a second before my eyes return to the camera and I continue to speak.| Andrew Watts |
“Wallace Jordan… ha, remember him? Yeah, me neither. Wallace thought he was going to come out there at Inception and just, end my career, shut my mouth, put an end to what he called all talk, no walk. Well, we all saw how good that worked out for him now didn’t we? Wallace fell victim to a Highlight, and he became just another Highlight… as did his buddy Clint Outlaw… as did Drexel Matheson… and as did Hydro. One, by one, by one, by one… they all fall victims to me, they all become Highlights, and they all are added to the books, and finished. The next one on that list, well… he seems to think he is some kind of special Highlight himself...”I shake my head. His horrible ego starts to run through my head, causing me a bit of a headache. It was amazing how big of a power trip this idiot was on. Every time he spoke about himself I just wanted to shove my foot through the TV and stuff it into his mouth to shut him the hell up… I almost reported him on Twitter numerous times for being too damn annoying… I could not stand the idiot, then again… who could?| Andrew Watts |
“Gabriel Ass-ar; Mr. Romance, Mr. Heartthrob, Mr. Can’t Stay in a Stable Relationship, Mr. I Get My Ass Beat by My Ex Girlfriends… oh, if you ask me, then it’s Mr. Pathetic. That’s the name that suits you about right in my eyes, Ass-ar… and side note, yes… I know I am pronouncing your name wrong, but the way I pronounce it also suits you much better, because that is what you are… an ass, because you just constantly make an ass of yourself, keep it up great one.”I run my hand back through my hair as I let out a light sigh. It was a bit warm in this room, I must have forgotten to adjust the temperature earlier, oh well… shit happens. I tug my shirt down a bit, adjusting my jeans to comfort me a little more. I clear my throat as I look back up at the camera, a confident smirk on my face as I continue speaking.| Andrew Watts |
“Gabriel Ass-ar and myself, Andrew Watts… we joined the SCW basically at the same time. Well Ass-ar had previous history here, but he came back… on the same show that I debuted on… and well, we couldn’t have started off any different. Now, I will give him this much… he actually started the first night off pretty good, but… yeah, that was the only good night for him here in Sin City Wrestling. So we both start at Climax Control 99, the week before the big one. I debuted in my match against Hydro, and we all know how that went... simple and easy, an easy win for your's truly. Gabriel Ass-ar returns to the SCW ring and what does he do? Well, he actually wins too... the match at least, not the war. Because right after his match, Rage came out to the ring and he took Gabriel into a little beat down, pretty sure I heard rumors that Ass-ar was crying while Rage beat him down... cute start, I shine and Ass-ar whines.”I smirk as I recall that night, a great debut alright… it was something I wouldn’t forget, shutting up a young immature punk like Hydro… oh and of course watching Gabriel’s celebration cut short as he got the shit kicked out of him by Rage, post match. I nod my head, placing my hands on my hips as I continue on about Ass-ar.| Andrew Watts |
“Climax Control 100, I stay pretty quiet... other than shutting up Wallace Jordan. Gabe Ass? Well he teams up with his actually cute little sister, who I wouldn't mind having a good half hour with in a room together... remember that Gabe, let that sink into your head. Yeah, that's right... I'd love to give it to your little sister, make her scream my name... let that sound play in your head, over and over... that's right. Now, this sweet piece of ass and her idiot brother team up in a match and what does the idiot brother do? He costs his poor litle sister her match as he gets nailed by Rage, once again... and gets pinned for the 1..2..3, good job Ass-ar, you just got your ass kicked two weeks straight... and me? I continued to look good, as usual.”I take a deep breath, my hands still sitting comfortably at my hips as I continue to stare forward at the camera… not wasting too much time as I continue on about Gabe Ass.| Andrew Watts |
“The next week the Ass-ar's continue to suck... as my REJECT who goes by the name of Mikah, beat down your sister and another chick who is non existent now, giving the Ass-ar family yet another loss... this time, at the hands of a REJECT. Gabe Ass was nowhere to be found on this night, he was probably hiding from Rage... sick of getting his ass kicked every week, so he decided to stay away, cowardly move. Me? I continued to shine, I officially announce the formation of the REJECTS, and I beat the livin hell out of Drexel Matheson... and as many already know, as the REJECTS formed that night, they also went four... for... four!”I shake my head, replaying that night in my head for a quick second, remembering how great it was… how perfect and smooth everything went. I close my eyes for a second as I grin, opening my eyes and looking back at the camera. I pause, not saying anything for a few seconds before I begin to speak once again, continuing on about… Ass-ar.| Andrew Watts |
“The next week is actually my personal favorite, this is a week I will never forget, and a week Gabriel will want to forget for the rest of his life. Gabe sits there every night, since this night and he cries himself to sleep, wishing that it never happened... the night that Gabe Ass was embarrassed beyond belief. First off, let's go a little back story here, let's go with how much of a stand up guy Gabe is. Gabe was in an intimate relationship with Amy Marshall, they had a thing going on and it was going pretty good. Gabe showed what a gentleman he was by... breaking up with Amy via Twitter, can you say piece of shit or what? Not only is this guy an idiot, but he also has ZERO balls. I mean come on man, what are we in High School? You have to break up with the girl over Twitter? Are you that Twitter obsessed or are you just that big of a coward? Anyways, this leads to the great event that happened. Amy and Gabe, meet face to face backstage at Climax Control, and what happens? The unexpected! Gabe literally gets his ASS HANDED TO HIM by his ex-girlfriend Amy Marshall... and it wasn't just a little slap or punch. No, no no... Amy beat the living fuck out of him. Amy hit him once, hit him twice, threw him around, tossed, him, fists to the face, oh and to add to it? She even gave him a kiss as he laid there beaten to a pulp by his ex-girlfriend. Talk about adding insult to injury. Gabe needed medical help that night, for one because he got the shit kicked out of him by a woman... and two, he posted this one to Twitter or something... because he had an erection that lasted longer than 4 hours after using Viagra... luckily the doctors were able to cure both.”I chuckle at how dumb I could be sometimes, but you have to have a little bit of comedy in life right? And tonight, Gabriel Ass-ar was our comedy… okay, Asar… it just doesn’t sound good that way though… Ass-ar, much better… way better. I nod my head, letting my arms fall at my sides as I take a couple of short breaths, clear my throat and look right back at the camera, continuing on about my Ass-Ass-Ass-ar.| Andrew Watts |
“Then Asar was supposed to face JT Midas, one of the Dick Lick Clique members... ha, two pieces of shits, one ring... this one was going to be a fun one to watch now wasn't it? Too bad it never happened, why? Because Ass-ar is a little pussy that is why. Ass-ar went on some sort of mini rampage, a strike, or something... and well, he apparently temporarily quit SCW. Dude had only been back for like 3 weeks and he was already quitting again. Typical coward move, once things aren't going your way, you turn the other way and run... right Gabe? Seems about right in your book. Ass-ar quits SCW via Twitter I believe, doesn't show for his match and well... just keeps digging himself in deeper. Me? I kicked the shit out of Clint Outlaw that night, you know... just continuing to dominate, week after week... while Ass-ar just... continued to live up to his name and suck ass.”I smirk, shaking my head, a bit disgusted. I couldn't wait to just get into the ring with this piece of shit and end his SCW career already, it was long overdue and I am definitely the man with the capabilities of doing it. I shook my head, my eyes had wandered for a few seconds but now returned to the camera. I was paying attention again as I cleared my throat once more, crossing my arms over my chest yet again as I began to speak, continuing on about Ass-ar.| Andrew Watts |
“So we go back to the most recent event. Gabe is back in the SCW, apparently his little temper tantrum was over, he took the tampon out of his pussy, flushed it down the toilet and somehow sucked his way… I mean, worked his way into a Title match at Inception. Gabe got into that ring, and what did he do? He looked greaaaaa… horrible! Gabe got his ass thrown around like he was the new piece of meat at Alcatraz prison. Gabe stood no chance, and well… we all know the outcome of that match, it sure as hell wasn’t Gabe because, that man has no Title… me? I kicked the shit out of Wallace Jordan that night for my fourth straight win, yeah… you know… something Gabe Ass can only dream of doing, literally.”I continue to stare straight towards the camera, confidence in my eyes, a cocky grin as keep my arms crossed across my chest. I pause for a few seconds before continuing.| Andrew Watts |
“So why the comparison? Well, it is simple… Gabe and I came back at the same time, well… he came back, I debuted. And now we find ourselves facing each other. But why did I just compare everything that we have done and had happen to us since joining? To show the difference in two people, in the same place, for the same amount of time. What did we compare? Absolutely nothing, because there is no comparison… there is nothing to compare… it’s not even close. People are calling this the match that will steal the show, how? We are polar opposites and I don’t think anyone could have made that any more clear than I just did. Since returning, Ass-ar has had his ass kicked every week, lost matches, gotten beat up by girls, getting wrecked weekly by Rage, literally quitting because of how bad he was doing, and all while doing this, he racked up a pretty horrible win to loss ratio. What did I do? Well, I didn’t get my ass kicked, not once… I took care of the Hillbilly problem here in SCW, they’re all gone now… I formed the REJECTS… and while doing all of that, I stayed undefeated… taking down every challenge that the SCW threw at me. Unlike Gabe Ass, I can handle my own… this guy can’t even handle an ex-girlfriend, and people want to compare us and put us in the ring together? Get real… this is nothing but a damn tune up match for me...”I stop talking, I let my hands fall to my sides and I pause for a few seconds. Then I take a few steps towards the camera, getting a bit closer… about halfway closer than I was before, cutting the distance in half. I smirk, nodding my head as I place my hands back on my hips… looking into the camera, just staring with a blank look in my eyes for a few seconds, not saying any words. Finally I wink at the camera and I continue to speak, keeping this short… with intentions to end this talk.| Andrew Watts |
“Gabriel Ass-ar, for you this will be the biggest match of your life, the greatest challenge you will ever face in the ring, and the most difficult loss for you to ever forget after it is all said and done. And for me Gabe? You know what this match is for me? You know what you are for me? You know what ALL OF THIS is for me? This Gabe… this is all… just another HIGHLIGHT...”I nod my head, staring into the camera with confidence as I take a few steps closer, staring into the camera the whole time while walking… getting too close for the camera to film me anymore as I reach down and place my index finger on the stop button. I wait a second, and then press it in as it makes a clicking noise, and the promo goes off air. REJECTion is what Gabe was about to experience... something he claims he is not too familiar with, since he seems to get every girl, or so he claims. But this time he will realize what it feels like to be REJECTed and trust me when I say it...it's a REJECTion that Gabriel Asar, will never forget…
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