[Jessie Salco]

 As you should know by now the Metal and Punk Connection lost the SCW Bombshell Tag Team Titles to the Mean Girls at Violent Conduct II but what has happened since then is more interesting, Amy Marshall has taken a break from SCW to tend to her ill sister back in Juneau and Liz Smalls has left the company out of nowhere following Veronica Taylor without a partner.

Veronica already has a few partners to choose from in the form of her Mean Girls teammates but for Jessie the choice may be more difficult, before she can make those kinds of choices however she has to contend with another member of the Mean Girls in the form of Crystal Hilton this week at Climax Control, Jessie has a lot of anger to take out on Crystal but can she win?

Wondering around Fort Hood Military Base, Waco, Texas
October 3rd, 2014, 16:00pm

Oh god, that was satisfying.

Watching the Mean Girls get their anorexic asses kicked backstage is one thing, watching it from ringside though? It can’t be beat! It’s like comparing Rap to Metal, metal always wins! And even better, Veronica’s beating was so bad that it literally scarred Liz out of the company and if that results in them stripping Veronica of the titles then I’ll be happy.

Before I can do that though I get to kick another Mean Girl’s ass in the form of the artist who used to be known as La Paloma Crystal Hilton and trust me, I’m looking forward to it almost as much as I’m looking forward to next year’s Bloodstock and I’ve been anticipating that festival ever since Megadeth ended their set!

So your probably wondering why we’re at the Air Force Base two days early, well it started yesterday actually.

*flashback*

We were back in Vegas as we got a call from our neighbors telling us that our Bloodstock Tickets have arrived and since it was 5:00 in the evening by the time we got there, we left ridiculously early in the morning, or as Jake called it, way to fucking early o’clock, and Shane decided to cook us a dinner whilst we were there, once we agreed Shane went down to a butchers that we had discovered shortly after we moved to Vegas and the rest is history.

“I hope it tastes as good as it smells Shane.” I called out to him as he cooked away in the kitchen, we had all decided to eat different things, for me it was a Medium Rare Rib-Eye, for Jake it was a pork chop and for Shane it was a venison steak.

“Trust me babe, it is, I’ve tasted as I’m cooked and you guys are in for a treat.” Shane responded as he cooked away at the meat, we decided to leave any side dishes up to him knowing that he could pull whatever he cooked off.

“Hey Jess, have you heard from Katie since last week?” Jake asked as he turned to me. “She hasn’t called up to arrange a workout session at Spike’s school has she?”

“She messaged me on Facebook last night she said that she has to keep up appearances at Casey’s school since she’s actually paying for those training sessions.” I responded with a frown as I turned to him. “Because of the busy schedule she can’t make it for this week but we arranged something for next week regardless of where the military tour takes us.”

“Speaking of the tour, I can’t wait until we reach Florida, not only because it’s our home state but because I trained in the army base there.” Jake responded with a nostalgic look on his face. “It’ll be good to catch up with the drill commander again.”

“That’s provided he’s not busy training recruits off course.” I responded before the Gmail Notifier add-on I have installed on Firefox popped up showing an e-mail from Christian. “Wonder what that is about?” I wondered out loud before switching over to the Gmail tab, I read the e-mail for a few minutes and I was about to tell Jake when….

“Dinner is served!” Shane called out and I closed my laptop lid before walking over to the dining room where I saw three delicious looking dishes. “Okay, this is my first time trying these recipes so feel free to be as brutal as a Cannibal Corpse song in your criticism, for you babe I prepared a pan seared and based rib-eye steak with garlic paste, paprika, salt, black pepper and a mustard crust with sweet potato garlic mash.”

“Garlic, garlic and more garlic, if my breath stinks of garlic by the time we’re at Climax Control I at least know who to blame.” I laughed and Shane smiled nervously.

“You could always use it against Crystal!” Shane responded and I paused, I don’t think there’s anything in the rulebook about using bad breath against the opponent. “For you Jake I prepared a golden syrup and mustard glazed pork chop so you should hopefully get some nice contrast there alongside homemade fries.”

“Never thought about using golden syrup in anything but desert but eh, I’d try anything once.” Jake responded with a grin before looking at Shane’s dish. “And your dish is?”

“Pan fried venison steak with red current reduction sauce, a sweet potato puree and a wild mushroom medley.” Shane responded with a grin. “So what are we waiting for?”

“We’re waiting for Bloodstock.” We responded simultaneously and Shane laughed.

“I mean besides that.” Shane responded and we shook our heads. “Let’s dig in!” Shane added and we did just that and yeah, the food tasted as good as it looked and smelt. “So, out of ten how would you rate that?” Shane asked as we finished the food.

“I rate that 666, easily.” I responded with a grin which Shane returned. “Seriously, that’s one of the best steaks I’ve had in a while.”

“And I’ll give the same rating to my chop!” I responded and Shane’s grin grew wider. “I nominate Shane for the position of Chef of the three metal musketeers.”

“All for one and one for all metalheads, in other words I agree!” I responded with a grin. “Seriously I’m surprised that you never followed your uncle into the restaurant world.”

“It’s not an easy industry to break into admittedly, and it’s a very stressful job to boot.” Shane responded with a sigh. “But I’m doing the next best thing and applying for Season 6 of Master Chef!”

“That’s awesome man!” Jake responded with a grin which Shane returned. “But are you sure you can win?”

“Hey, if a stripper can win it despite putting terrible looking plates together then I’m a shoe in!” Shane responded and I raised an eyebrow.

“So you’re going to walk around in ridiculously expensive high heels and wear make-up?” I responded jokingly and Shane rolled his eyes.

“Jess, I don’t even know how women can even begin to walk in those things I’ve almost been tempted to ask Christian that for fuck’s sake!” Shane joked reminding me about the e-mail I got. “Seriously though, Derick from Season 2 was a member of a Death Metal Band before he went on Master Chef and he did really well, I’m hoping to do even better!”

“Did they ever reveal what his position in the band was?” Jake asked and Shane thought for a moment.

“They never mentioned it on camera hell they mentioned that he was a website designer more often than his membership in a death metal band, but the most I could find on his website was that his band is called Drowned Sorrow and despite the fact that he competed on Master Chef he’s still a member apparently, though their last Facebook update was when Jeff Hanneman died, he’s apparently the bassist.” Shane responded with a frown. “All though he did say that he uses the term Death Metal to stop people asking if his band’s heavier than any mainstream bands.”

“To be fair I’d probably do the same if I ever got tired of wrestling and formed my own band.” I admitted with a small grin. “Speaking of wrestling, I got an e-mail from Christian before you told us that the food was ready.”

“The neighbors are complaining again, are they?” Shane sighed and I shook my head.

“No, not this time, all though knowing those assholes they’ll find an excuse, he remembered about Jake’s military history and asked us to do some PR work/a promo at the base.” I responded and the boys seemed to like that idea. “Now he did want us to do it today but until they invent a cloning device that won’t be possible.”

“And knowing our luck the Mean Girls would probably use it first.” Jake sighed and I shuddered at that thought. “So do you have a solution?”

“Once my food’s settled down I’ll e-mail him back to negotiate a more reasonable time.” I said before checking my watch. “I think our best bet will be to head back ASAP, get some sleep since it’ll likely be midnight by the time we’re back in Texas, and head to the base for around four o’ clock.”

“Four a clock sounds good, and since Christian’s a lot more reasonable than the king of perverts and Erick I don’t think he’ll object.” Jake responded as I grinned as Shane went to prepare our deserts.

*end flashback*

Believe it or not we’re still stuffed from the meal but then again that’s just showing how great a cook Shane is, we are currently waiting for someone to come over and show us around the base as we have already been checked for weapons and like.

We even joked that we’re disappointed that the metal detector didn’t go off, the guy in charge didn’t get it until we pointed to our shirts, mine was an Exodus one, Shane’s was a At The Gates one and Jake’s was an Emperor one.

“Welcome to Fort Hood, I am Commander Thomas.” The general greeted us with firm handshakes as he approached us. “This little lady must be Jessie, correct?”

“That’s me.” I responded with a grin. “The big guy’s my older brother Jake and the not-so big guy’s my fiancé Shane.”

“It’s a pleasure to meet you all.” The general responded as we started following him. “Fort Hood is 340 Square Mile Base, I can see why your bosses chose to host their wrestling event here, we have had our fair share of controversies in recent years but we run a tight ship.”

“You mean the shooting and the prostitution ring scandal?” Jake asked and Thomas nodded. “It seems our armed forces have changed a lot since I was in the army.”

“Were did you train son?” Thomas asked and Jake grinned.

“A small base in our home city of Miami, served some time in Iraq during the war on terror.” Jake responded before remembering something. “Wasn’t this base against the Iraq war?”

“That and the Vietnam War but I respect anyone who sacrifices so much for his country, even if his dreadlocks don’t exactly scream military.” Thomas responded and Jake shook his head.

“That was ten years ago sir, my hair’s grown out since then.” Jake responded as we followed him. “Didn’t feel right headbanging with a military haircut, you know?”

“Fair enough I guess.” Thomas responded before stopping at a wide open field. “This is where the ring will be set up for Climax Control, there’s a lot of wrestling fans here who hate the Mean Girls so give Crystal what she’s got coming to her.”

“Sir, yes sir.” I responded with a nod and Thomas walked off so that we could start the meet and greet with the soldiers that lasted about an hour and I almost got a hand cramp from signing so many autographs but when it was over it felt like it had been worth the pain in my wrist. “Thomas?” I asked him as I spotted him walking nearby and he looked up. “Is there anywhere I can do my promo for my match?”

“Sure, follow me.” Thomas responded and I followed him to a deserted area of the base near the barracks. “Just give me a shout when you’re done and I’ll fetch Shane and Jake for you.”

“Thanks, I will.” I responded and Thomas walked off but I could still see him from my position. “I’ve never served in the military, don’t think I ever will for that matter, but my brother’s involvement in the Iraq War ten years ago has made me a supporter of the US Army all the same, go ahead conspiracy theorists, call me a sheeple, I don’t give a shit! It’s for that reason that I’m proud to wrestle in front of those brave men and women who work here at this base and I’ll do them proud by kicking Crystal’s ass!”

This won’t take long.

“Usually I agree with the Year End Ballots for SCW with only a handful of exceptions, this year’s year end ballots have had the most amount of nominees that I’ve disagreed with and encase you haven’t picked on that yet they are all to do with the Mean Girls! However there is one nominee that sticks out like a sore thumb for me and it concerns my opponent.”

I think you know which one.

“That’s right, I disagree with Crystal’s nomination for “Holy Shit” moment of the year when she, under the name La Paloma, unmasked herself and joined the Mean Girls, honestly she looks better with the mask on but that’s beside the point, outside of that one moment what has she done in her SCW career? If you’re struggling to find an answer then I’ll make it simple for you, nothing!”

And that is quite fitting.

“You were a failure as La Paloma and you’re a failure as Crystal Hilton, why do you even bother at this point? You’ve wrestled as two different identities and they’ve both sucked! In a way it fits that you have done nothing in SCW because then you match the collective IQ of the Mean Girls even after Liz’s departure!”

It’s time to pull the plug.

“This isn’t even a wrestling match, I called it what it really was on Twitter earlier this week but it bears repeating, it’s a one sided assault in my favor disguised as a wrestling match, and unlike the last time that such a match happened, between Marisol Hawkes and Liz for those who can’t remember, there will be no fluke victory for the Mean Girls!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“And another thing, this match will be a message to Veronica Taylor! It won’t matter who you replace Liz with because I’m coming for my titles and even if I have to fight you two in a handicap match they are coming home with me, as for Crystal, well this Hilton will soon look more like a cheap motel once I’m done with her! This is SCW’s Heavy Metal Bombshell Jessie Salco signing off, remember SCW Universe, make it metal and Crystal, don’t expect a happy ending for you in this match!”

I called out to Thomas as the scene fades.