A special moment of two
EV) I never imagined myself as a man that knew all the answers, funny how to see how things end up when you allow nature to take its course… the course that you pushed yourself into, so stop whining when you feel like it didn’t ended up the way you vision it yourself. Who gives the fuck?

I don’t…
A hush silence comes over Vince3, who is drinking a bottle of wine, eating some cheese off the plate that is in front of him on the floor.
GV) Stop it Vince…., I….,
EV) Have you heard yourself pleading for the last hour or so?? I mean seriously, I am trying to get into a conversation with you. And all you are doing is either cry like a little bitch, or just try to hide yourself behind pleads that even a three year old wouldn’t do. Is that why God implanted this seed of yours truly into your brain???
GV) What???
Before Evil Vince answers the reaction of his counterpart, he takes another piece of cheese and puts it in his mouth and starts to chew on it. He takes a drink from the wine before wiping off his lips and clears his throat.
EV) Ah that sure hit the spot, you see Vince. With all due respect, if it wasn’t for me you would have never lost your viriginity to that 45 year old librarian….
GV) Mrs. Davis???
EV) I am sure that she was still a miss Vince, I mean did you ever see a wedding ring on her finger??? And the way things were going, I remember her putting up a big struggle before liking it.
GV) Stop that!!!
A look of disgust on the face of Good Vince quickly changes to that of a happy one from the3 evil part of him. He rests against the wall that is behind him, placing his hands behind his back and looks at the sky.
EV) I sure am curious how she is doing, I mean who knows… maybe a small Vinc3e somewhere searching for his old man. Who knows, maybe it is mine.
GV) Don’t tell me we got split personalized sperm!!!!
EV) Are you insane??? Of course it is our sperm!! I just have a bigger threshold when it comes down to pain, a better stamina when it comes down to lasting longer than five seconds. I mean you are just like Jim of American Pie, one stimulation of the piss hole and y9ou have lost it. To be honest Jimbo
GV) MY NAME IS VINCE!!!
Vince throws his hands in the air, clearly not believing the reaction that one of the two personalities threw out to the other.
EV) I know dummy!! Or should I look at the birth certificate if they perhaps misspelled our name??? until that moment comes, I would like you to just stick with whatever it is that is what you do and do so well. Before I start to barf on a new adventure that is cutting off the alignments of the stars that will come crashing down upon your face when I punch your light sout!!!!
GV) You wouldn’t!!!
Suddenly a flash of lights and stars emerge before the eyes of Vince before the lights go out as Good Vince went out cold
EV) Guess who isn’t lying idiot.
Hospital
Voice: Sir, you have to sit still. We have to do some Xrays on you.
GV) Get me out of here!!!!
V) No we can’t do that sir, not until we have concluded our scan.
GV) GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!
EV() And you always said that I was the violent one of the two, you have picked up well Vince.
V) Who are you talking to???
EV) To myself nurse, or at least the so called better half that is me. You see, he is in denial that he needs me. It is a long process that he is going through, just like perhaps you going into labour.
V) Excuse me???
EV) You are excused, I will keep this jackoff entertained by myself. I have done that since birth, so why wouldn’t I do right now???
GV) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EV) So tell me nurse, have3 you ever seen such a person that is fighting betw3een his own self destructive nature?? Not realizing the potential that he has as he lets it all going to waste???
The nurse hesitates to answer that question
EV) The fact that you had to think about it means only one thing, that you ave3. Just not sure that you feel llike answering that question. But why don’t you just scan the shit out of him?? I just feel like singing
GV) Oh god, not that!!!
As the scan goes on we can hear Vince start to sing I did it may way… with of course of intervals of Good Vince crying and screaming.
Home
EV) So Andrew Garcia it is, something sweet must come out of that what was already special wouldn’t you agree?? A shot at a title and what do I get?? A tag team wrestler named Garcia. Now I have to be sure that this isn’t Andy Garcia, or perhaps the character in the movie Little Fockers named Andi Garcia. I mean, I am not married, I got no kids. So if you want to go all over me like a nurse that is in heat??? Then I sure hope you have got the legs to prove your worth.
GV) His name is Andrew, I’m sure that it isn’t a woman.
EV) Oh man, go ahead and ruin the day that mommie ever set eyes upon us. I just had a great fantasy ruined by your lack of communication and drive to participate into something that would look awesomemondo.
GV) Awesomemondo???
EV) Yeah, I picked up some words from some surfer dudes when you were passed out. Did you know that some of them have a degree in windsurfing…
GV) Yes,
EV) Thank you for the rude interruption, as I was trying to say that they also know their eco system biological jibberish?

GV) Errr…,
EV) Of course you didn’t, just like you and I know shit about Garcia, so instead of doing the guessing game as if we are on Doctor Phil.. we are going to make this more entertaining
GV) Oh brother
EV_ No, split personality but close. You are having to understand that I am a highly entertaining guy. Who also made some guy tap out you know. And I know that deep down inside you hate to admit it, but I am just too sweet, so you wont hurt my feelings.
GV) Do you have them???
EV) YES!!! So why don’t you be a nice little boy and say something smart towards our next opponent???
GV) Ok, hi Andrew.
EV) Is that it??? Amazing!!!
GV) Give me a moment!!! Right, Andrew. I can call you Andy???
EV) This is going somewhere!! I love it
Vince ignores the other Vince as he tries to reason with his opponent
GV() See Andy, as worse I hate Vince. I have to agree that I need to win this match. I hate violence, but when I saw what we did to that other hobo the other night. It made me realize that violence has its purpose
EV) Amen
GV) So when we tangle inside that ring, I hope you realize that one of us is going to whoop your ass and the other one is going to enjoy that.
EV) You are just like a poet
GV) I just hope we wont claw your eyes out and feed them to the buzzards, because personally I am more a cat guy and birds are just mean animals
EV( You are so absolutely right
GV) And one more thing, Garcia??? Give me a break. Is that some over the hill name that every wannabe wants to use to make it in the industry?? To get your name on the telly or on the white screen??
EV) Thank goodness he didn’t used the name of the Sheen family
GV) I love that guy, and his drinking issues isn’t mine. But then again, we have to deal with Garcia and the way I see it. We need to kick his ass. So why don’t we as we tangle?? Oh and that title shot will come soon, very very VERY SOON!!!