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No Reason to be Scared
« on: October 26, 2013, 12:08:13 AM »
 The scene opens up at the Los Angeles home of SCW superstar Nick Jones, just days after SCW's latest supercard event, High Stakes III.  The scene shows the main entry foyer of the home, focused on the front door just as it opens and the home's owner, Nick, comes stepping inside.  Nick stops as soon as he steps in and drops his bag down next to the front door and lets out a deep sigh of relief.


Nick:  Ah, it is good to be home.

Nick has a rare genuine smile appear across his face as he looks around for a few moments.  Nick then goes to bend back down to grab his back, but as he is reaching for it, he suddenly stops as there a creaking noise that can be heard coming from upstairs.  Nick listens a little closer and it suddenly becomes rather apparent that it is the sound of footsteps, as someone seems to be in the house and getting closer and closer to where Nick is standing.  Nick quickly whips around, ignoring his bag, and instead focusing his attention straight up the steps where the sound is coming from.  Just then, a familiar face appears from around the corner as coming down the upstairs hallway and turning to go down the stairs is Nick's own cousin, Bernard "Big B" Jones.  Big B has his arms filled with stuff which he seems to be focused on not dropping as he slowly makes his way down the stairs, initially not even noticing Nick standing there.  Big B then looks up and notices Nick and is startled, jumping back a bit before coming to a stop on his trip down the steps and in the process nearly dropping everything he was holding.  Nick, meanwhile, stares up at his cousin with that previous smile gone and a look of nothing but anger across his face.

Nick:  You!

Big B:  Listen cuz, I can explain...

Nick:  YOU!!!  What the hell do you think you are doing in MY home?!?

Big B:  There's a perfectly reasonable explanation.  It's just that...

Nick:  Reasonable?!?  There is absolutely nothing reasonable about a damn thing you say or do.  You are a complete dipshit, always have been and always will be, but this is a whole new level of dumb even for your stupid ass.

Big B:  If you'd just listen...

Nick:  Listen to what?!?  You try to explain what the hell you're doing in the home of someone who has made it clear that he never wants to see your big, stupid, oafish ass ever again?

Big B:  I didn't expect you to see me!  You weren't supposed to be back for another day or so!  I still had some stuff here, and I just wanted to grab it while you weren't around is all.  That's it, I swear!

Nick:  Don't give me that bullshit song and dance.  Every damn thing in this house is mine and you don't have any right to any of it!  Just because my money got spent on shit that your stupid ass kept using doesn't mean you get to come here and steal it from me.

Big B:  I'm not stealing anything!  Really!

Nick:  Oh yeah, because I should really take the word of some back-stabbing son of a bitch who broke into my house.

Big B:  I didn't break in either!

Nick suddenly stops and seems to be thinking something over, as the expression on his face quickly changes as he seems to come to a realization, and becomes even more angry in the process.

Nick:  What one damn second.  How the hell did you get into my house anyway?

Big B seems to be left somewhat speechless, clearly not quite sure what to say and Nick cannot be bothered to wait for an answer as he quickly snaps at B again.

Nick:  Do YOU still have a key to MY house?!?

Big B:  Please, just let me explain!

Nick has clearly heard enough, as he does not even bother to let his cousin get another word out before he goes charging in on the attack.  However, before Nick can get very far, the front door right beside him has opened back up and stepping in are Diana, Tony, Jimmy and Max.  While Diana, Jimmy and Max are quick to jump back as they see Nick charging in, Tony moves right in and gets himself involved, holding Nick back for a moment as he seems to try to calm him down.  At the same time, he looks over in Big B's direction and addresses him.

Tony:  Wha' da frig is goin' on here, huh?

Big B:  Hi Tone, listen, this is all a big understanding.

Nick:  No, let me tell you what is really going on here.  This big stupid son of a bitch is breaking into my house and trying to steal my shit, that's what's going on!

Big B:  It's not like that, you see...

Tony:  Are yous friggin' kiddin' me wit' dis?  I t'ink yous just need to shut ya mout' and get da hell out of here.

Big B:  But...

Tony:  NOW!

Big B:  I still have more of my stuff that I need to grab though.

Tony:  Listen ya mook, what it is you ain't understandin'?  Yous betta' get outta' here before I's let dis guy...

Tony motions over towards Nick.

Tony:  ... loose and let him have his way witchu.  Den I'ms gonna kick yo ass, AGAIn, once he's done.  Capiche?

Big B:  Alright, alright.  I'm going!

Big B then quick scrambles down the steps and towards the front door, with the entire group of Nick and his entourage staring B down the entire time.  Nick allows himself to be held back by Tony, not really struggling by glaring at his cousin all along.  Big slowly manages to make his way through the group of people to the door and as he steps out, Nick spits at him, but manages to miss as Big B quickly goes scrambling off out of sight.  Nick then slams the door shut and everyone looks about ready to say something, but none of them get a word in before Nick quickly grabs his backs and goes storming up the steps as the scene fades.

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The scene opens back up just under two weeks later, on October 26th, the Saturday before both the upcoming episode of Climax Control, as well as Halloween.  As such, the scene shows a bar somewhere in Las Vegas where there is a very serious Halloween party in full action, as the establishment is completely packed with people, and everyone is all dressed up for Halloween.  The scene pans around to show the crowd and in the process, manages to pick up that among those there at the party are Nick Jones and his entire entourage.  While Diana, Tony, Max and Jimmy are dressed up in a variety of different costumes, Nick seems to be dressed no differently than any other day of his life, and Diana seems to be addressing that exact point with him.

Diana:  I know before you said you didn't care what anyone else thought, but given all the crap you have gotten tonight, are you starting to regret not dressing up?

Nick:  Why would it be a problem that I'm not dressed up as something different?  I'm already dressed up as the one and only thing I would rather be than anything else... myself.  

Diana:  That's an interesting point.  Although I will say, this most recent Nick is a pretty awesome one.  So much better since that stupid skank of a nurse finally got shit-canned.

Nick:  Glad to see you approve, but I think it's fair to say that I've always been pretty amazing.

Jimmy:  Come on, Nicky, baby... you can do better than that.  It's just about doing something different and having some fun with it, baby.

Nick:  Oh yeah, says the guy who dressed up as some sort of freakin' sanitation worker.  Why don't you go clean out my septic tank, huh?

Jimmy:  Come on baby, you know my costume's from the TV show Breaking Bad!

Nick:  Yeah, whatever.  You know, if you're going to be such a little bitch about it then fine, I'll come up with a costume for you.

Nick looks down and seems to prep himself for a second before then looking back up and starting to talk in an absolutely ridiculous and horribly fake accent that would seem to be meant to be british.

Nick:  Hey there mates!  How all you yankee doodle dandies doing?  I'm going to bugger off out of here and then go shag this lass!  Cheerio!

Nick chuckles to himself as the rest of the group seems to be somewhat nervous and a little shocked by Nick's act as he then goes to turn around and walk away, and quickly becomes aware of why his entourage is reacting that way as he nearly walks into his good British friend, "Hot Stuff" Mark Ward.  Nick seems a bit nervous and stutters over his words a little as he talks at Mark, who is simlpy glaring at Nick and looking rather displeased.

Nick:  Oh, um... hey limey.

HS:  Yeah... hey.

Nick:  Listen, about that whole thing.

HS:  Let me just stop you right there.

Nick stands there silently, waiting for what Mark has to say, as Mark glares at him rather angrily, staring without saying a word for a few moments, before a smile comes across his face.

HS:  It's just "yank"... you figure you'd know that by now.

Nick laughs and lets out a sigh of relief as Hot Stuff simply shakes his head at Nick and turns away.  Nick goes to say somethinig else but stops as he is suddenly distracted.  Nick notices a big guy across the room dressed in a Batman costume and he immediately makes a bee-line straight for him.  Nick then gets right up in the guys face and shoves him back.

Nick:  I know it's you, you big dumb shithead.  I told you I never wanted to see your stupid ass again, and you just didn't listen did you?  Well it's about time you learn to regret your idiocy.  So let's do this thing, right here, RIGHT NOW!

Nick then reaches up and pulls the mask off of the person, clearly expecting to see his cousin Big B, but instead it is simply some other random person.  Nick, who already had his arm pulled back and ready to swing, is hesitant upon seeing this and before he can react any further, the guy swings at Nick and cracks him right in the face!  Nick quickly swings back and before you know it the two have erupted into an all-out brawl.  A few of the other guys friends seem ready to help, but before they can even join in, Tony comes rushing over and gets into a fight with them as well.  This doesn't last very long, however, as the bar's security staff is quick to rush over and pull them all apart.  The security team then have three guys each grab both Tony and Nick and begin to drag them, despite their struggles, out to the front door and throw them out of the bar.  Another bouncer then walks up to Diana in this process.

Bouncer:  Listen, we know you were with those clowns, so we think it's best you leave.

Diana:  I don't know what you're talking about.  I have no idea who those two idiots are.  I'm with, um... him.

Diana looks around and as she says that, quickly pulls Max over to her side as she puts her arm around him and gives a smile to the bouncer.  The bouncer looks Diana up and down, and then Max, before turning back at her and shaking his head.

Bouncer:  Come on now, do you really expect me to believe that crap?

Diana:  No, I guess not.  Come on guys, lets go.

Diana waves over to Max and Jimmy and the three all turn and leave as the scene fades.

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The scene opens back up backstage at Climax Control where Nick Jones is standing by with Ms. Rocky Mountains.  Rocky goes to speak, but Nick cuts her off before she can get a word in.

Nick:  Listen Mams, I don't want to hear it from you tonight.  Hell, if you ditched the glasses and put on a big wig you'd be nothing more than another one of that stupid Elvira broad.

RM:  Hey, I'm not that old!

Nick:  Really?  I hadn't noticed.  Whatever.  Anyone, let's just cut the chase here.  I told you all I would whoop Tom Dudely's stupid ass and that's exactly what I did.  Now Kain, Simon Jones and Giana Di Luca are the next three idiots who have the unfortunate fate of being in my way.  Tout them all you want, compared to me we all know what a bunch of nobodies they are.  Kain and Giani's so-called title reigns were complete and utter jokes.  I mean, they couldn't even retain such second rate titles against second rate competition, so how the hell are they supposed to measure up to a heavyweight champion?  Well I'll just tell you now, they can't.  So that just tells you, outside of yours truly, the only one who has accomplished anything in this match is Simon Jones and everyone knows that was a complete joke, which is only verified by the fact that he was the start of what was once pro wrestling's most coveted championship being turned into a game of hot potato.  Simon is the one responsible for ruining the name of the title which I made to be so great and famous, ultimately making the company the success this is. It's a joke that I have to fight against these three chumps to be #1 contender.  Let's not forget, I was never even given my championship rematch against Spike Staggs after that no-talent hack stole the title from me.  Not to mention, I should already have been the rightful champion for months now if this company wasn't run like such a joke.  But now suddenly I need to compete just to be given a shot at the title which by all right should already be mine?  If that's how this company wants to play it than so be it, they can do everything in their power to continue to rob me of what is rightfully mine, but it can only last so long.  Everyone knows that I am better than every last wrestler who has ever stepped foot inside of an SCW ring, or even will in the future.  Some stupid ass halloween-themed matches won't change that.  It doesn't make a damn bit of difference, and in the end, no matter how they waste my time in the match, the best man will still win and it is quite clear that the best man in this match, and it's not even close, is yours truly.  And to remind you all one last time, it's not braggin' if you back it up, because Miss Elvira-wannabe... don't forget that I'm not cocky, I'm just the best.

Nick then shoves the microphone away and storms off as the scene fades.
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