{Everyday I’m Shufflin’}
“Party Rock Anthem” by LMFAO plays in the background, but fades out just a bit as we move on. The screen starts off in an ominous black until a faint light shines through. It casts a silhouette upon a figure sitting in a lonely directors chair. The light flashes by slowly until it reveals a quick glance at a face. A pale face, accented by a labret stud, an eye brow ring on the right eyebrow, and a devious smile surrounded by a dark scruff comes into view. The light flashes across the animalistic eyes of Spike Staggs before moving behind him to cast the silhouette once more.
Spike: When I first saw “The Italian Stallion” Giani Di Luca, I saw raw talent. I saw someone destined for greatness in this business. When I watched him perform in B*censored*, I saw the future…
We fade into a clip of Giani Di Luca, his body glistening as he jumps around the ring, pumping his fist in the air after a victory over his first fallen opponent, a red-haired freak. He climbs a turnbuckle and shouts out at the audience who has immediately fallen in love with him. He beats on his chest and then points out to the audience with the brightest smile we have ever seen on him. As the scene continues, Spike’s voice over begins again.
Spike: I knew from the moment his name travelled across the N*censored* circuit that I wanted him in the New X-Tremes. His charisma alone was enough to pack any venue B*censored* or Sin City Wrestling could book. When you added in his confidence, and his power, and his skill, he was almost the perfect performer…
We fade into another clip of Giani training with Spike Staggs in Staggs Dungeon. He is sparring with another unknown student. He hits a vicious shoulder butt that levels his opponent. He raises his arms into the air, shrugging it off. We go into slow motion as we watch Spike clapping in the background. Giani picks his opponent up and flings him into the ropes, measuring him up for the picture perfect hip toss. Once the opponent lands on the ground, we return to normal speed as Giani lets out a shout of joy.
Spike: The only things Giani needed to learn was discipline and ambition. I was going to teach him those things, but he was so stubborn. I knew then that is was going to take a very long time to teach him anything.
The light behind Spike fades out and the screen returns to black. The sound of a record scratching abruptly ends the music playing before. The electronic buzz of “Wrecked” by Killbot takes over as a clip of Giani Di Luca is shown where he first invaded Sin City Wrestling to fight with Jamie Staggs. Giani is seen wiping down the catering table backstage with Jamie before flinging him into a locker room door. He tangles his fingers in Jamie Staggs’ hair and drags him to the shower where Bombshell Kittie is showering. She fleas quickly, shouting, but Giani pays her no mind as he bashes Jamie’s face into the wall, busting him open. A sinister look spreads over his face, but only long enough for us to pause on it. We return back to the black screen again, as the light slowly wanders over Erik Staggs’ face. It highlights the scar on his right cheek, before resting on the eyes that are just as animalistic as Spike’s. After a moment, it fades behind him.
Erik: When I saw Giani for the first time, I saw an under-utilized powerhouse. I couldn’t stand watching him blindly following my nephew. If Mr. Di Luca didn’t do great things in his career on my watch, I would have failed as a member of the SCW staff. Sadly, he was being held back by Spike and the rest of the New X-Tremes…
A clip of Giani walking onto the cruise ship at SCW’s Summer XXXTreme in 2012 begins playing. After having mended his problems with Jamie Staggs, joined together by Aleksei Koji, they interrupt Spike Staggs on the mic as the audience looks completely shocked. The three men get in the faces of the NXT group. Spike reaches in for the first strike… only to rip off Aleksei’s Party Horde hoodie to reveal an NXT shirt. Jamie and Giani pull their hoodies off to reveal the same shirt. We focus in on Giani who is proudly displaying his NXT shirt as Erik’s voiceover begins again.
Erik: As much as I pushed for him, they would never give him a fair shot because of his alliance with the next Heavyweight Championship contender. He was too big to compete for the Roulette title apparently, so where else was he supposed to go but the back of the line? We all know my opinion on the matter, that if you didn’t kiss someone’s ass, you would get nowhere. Sound familiar? I guess SCW did learn something from it’s time with the NeWA… Haha, you couldn’t censor that one quick enough, could you?
The final clip is a vignette of Giani, starting off with his defending of Spike Staggs once Casey Williams turned his back on NXT, only to turn around and attack him with the Jersey Turnpike, leaving him out cold on the mat. We move on to his involvement with former SCW Bombshell Faith, refusing to tag in to save his partner before stepping off of the mat. The next altercation with her is when he nearly Jersey Turnpikes her, only to have Erik stop him. We fade through his powerful shoulderbutts to various opponents, leaving them all on the mat as he flips his fingers under his chin at them. We return to the green room where Erik Staggs sits in full lighting. The Sin City Wrestling logo is represented behind him. He folds his hands together on his lap as he flashes a half smirk at his work with transforming Giani.
Erik: Giani always had the keys to success. He just needed to be presented with a door to open instead of being met with red tape. When I first approached him after his SCW contract signing, he wanted nothing to do with me because he had his loyalties. Every time I brought up the possibilities, he continued to refute them. It wasn’t until his good friend Casey saw what a bunch of horse shit the New X-Tremes really was that Giani started to open his eyes. He saw all of the hypocrisy surrounding him. All of the bullshit beaurocracy that held him back was just the motivation he needed to see things my way.
Erik stares deep into the camera, showing his own intensity and his pride in what he has done. The screen fades to black as we fade into an empty green room once again. This time, the directors chair has been replaced by Giani’s maroon and white gold throne. On one of the arms is a bottle of Smart Water, glistening under the spotlight. Seconds later, Dean Lombardo walks into the room, rolling out what looks to be a short red carpet. Giani follows behind closely, wearing his maroon and white fur garb over his shoulders, and a crown that matches his throne exactly. He takes a seat on his throne before kicking his feet up ninety degrees from the ground. Dean quickly moves a maroon ottoman under them, and then moves behind the throne, popping open the Smart Water before moving half way off screen. Giani lifts the bottle of water to his lips before looking directly at the camera. His New Jersey accent really contrasts with what he is about to say, but it doesn’t stop him.
Giani: Hello all of my faithful Subjects of Sin, yaknowhatimsayin’? It’s good to be here in front of ya with all ya attentions and whatnot. I wanted to give everyone a glimpse of my humble beginnin’s. I started out as a jester of the court. I was nothin’ but a f*ckin’ joke to you all. Yet ya loved me for it. Ya loved watchin’ me bang a bunch of commoner whores. Ya loved seein’ me dance provocatively, makin’ ya panties and briefs a little wet, right? Ya loved watchin’ me pop tags and down booze like water. Ya loved watchin’ my life spin outta control, and never havin’ enough of the party. Love me or hate me, you watched me cause you liked watchin’ me commit any and every sin. Short of murderin’ someone and bitchslappin’ my mom and dad, I did every single one of them in the book, and ya couldn’t get enough of it!
Giani raises his arms into the air as if he were celebrating this fact. He takes a deep breath as he slowly brings his arms out to his side, then back down to the arm rests. He looks back at the camera, his deep brown eyes focusing in on the lens, and you could almost swear they flashed red for a brief second as his smile grows.
Giani: Don’t worry… I’m here to drink, fight, lie, cheat, steal, and fuck to my hearts content. But I’m gonna win championships, and I will do so in a way that only ya King can do it. Inside of that ring, I’m gonna be as noble as I can, earnin’ titles and victories, just to prove my greatness to all the haters, er… doubters? Nah, I like “haters” better… Don’t say I didn’t warn ya. I’m on a war path, and I’m gonna destroy anythin’ and anyone in my way, dawg…
Giani stares at the lens with an intensity burning in his eyes. He reaches his hand back toward Dean while never taking his eyes off of the camera. Dean hands him a cell phone. Giani looks at the vibrating device and then kicks the ottoman out of his way. He stands up and walks toward the door, answering the phone as his voice slowly trails off.
Giani: Hi, Necra…? Yeah, I need that thin’ we was talkin’ about there the other day…
Dean’s sunglasses cover his eyes, but his slow head turn lets us know that he is keeping a close eye on Giani. Once Giani is out of the room, Dean presses a button on the wall and the screen scrambles…
{End Cut Scene}
{Nightmare!!!}
Giani comes crashing through his hotel room door, a drunken stupor. He has a bag in his hand, but he just giggles to himself. He looks around at the white walls that spin around him. He closes his eyes briefly, then he opens them ever so slightly, straining his eyelids as he attempts to get a hold of himself and his surroundings. He wobbles on his feet, stumbling forward a few steps. He finds himself in a rare predicament where he has come home from the clubs alone, so there is no one there to help him to the bed where he would usually cast his spell on a random female. He hears a tribal sort of music playing in his mind as he walks across what might be a luxury studio apartment to most. The bed seems like it is a mile away, and the more Giani walks toward it, the further away it appears. He flings his crown to the floor, hoping that the weight difference might make his journey a little bit easier. He sheds the fur garb to the ground as he clutches the bag tightly to his chest. The music seems to haunt him desperately as he makes his way closer to the reverie of the bed. Once he finally makes it there, he collapses face first, his arms sprawled out above him. He releases the bag from his grasp as he groans. He might have had one too many drinks, but he is a soldier, and he will fight through it. Everything would be alright with his gift from Necra Octavian Kaine. He pulls out seven candles from the bag, and then he tugs on a brown leather strip. He stops and groans, finally lifting his head up from the red and gold plush comforter. He studies the piece as he slowly removes it from the bag. The tribal chant becomes louder as a female voice bellows out an enchanting harmony. Giani’s vision focuses in for the slightest of seconds to see an interesting take on a dream catcher. The web is lined with what appears to be chicken bones, smeared with blood. The beads dangling from the circular piece appear to be human molars. Below the “beads” are large black crow feathers. Giani grimaces at the piece and then shakes his head.
Giani: The fuck is this?!? If I wasn’t gonna havum nightmares before, sure as fuck am now…
He readies himself to toss it on the ground, but then he remembers the story James had told him about nearly a week ago, and he did not want to be bothered by such things so close to a major title match, especially one that could very well define his career. He hangs it over the bed post on the right side on the bed. He places three candles on the nightstand to the left, lighting them with a match that he doesn’t even remember lighting. He shrugs his shoulders and then crawls across the California King Bed and goes to light the other four, only to see they are already lit. He sits there, confused for a moment. As the enchanting music continues, he blinks to find the book of matches burning his fingertips. He winces and quickly waves them out. He sets the burned book down on the nightstand, next to a few crystals arranged in a very specific order. He watches the light of the candles reflect from them as if they were absorbing the light. Giani blinks once more and his clothes are on the floor next to his bed. He looks down to see himself completely undressed and he gasps. He blinks once more and his head is firmly planted on the pillow and he is on his side. The hands of the clock on the wall spin around quickly. The windows flash as the sun and the moon rapidly and repeatedly switch places. The stars turn to fluffy clouds, then back. A child-like laughter is heard, and Giani just clinches his eyes together.
Giani: Lesson of the… night folks… Mansinthe equals… bad…
Giani’s breaths pick up rapidly as the laughter gets louder and echoes more. He shakes his head from side to side slowly until the laughter finally stops. He slowly opens his eyes to see a woman with blonde dreadlocks and a white skull design painted over her face. Her bright blue-green eyes sparkle in the candles light as she hovers over him, practically nose to nose. He lets out a scream and she disappears. Giani pants heavily as he is covered in sweat. His eyes dart all over the room, taking his time with inspecting things. Once he is finally pleased with the result, he lies down on his back. His vision blurs again as he tries to blink it back to normal. He goes to take a deep breath when he notices a white rag going over his face. He sees a figure in a black butchers outfit standing above him, his face shrouded by a mask. Giani goes to scream as he sees the dream catcher is no longer on the bedpost. A soft chiming noise fills his head as his body loses all control and everything fades to black.
”Whe-where am I?”
Giani’s eyes slowly open as he hears a chainsaw starting up and a maniacal laugh. What makes it worse is the wicked guitar riff and heavy drums that mimic the beating of his heart. His eyes shoot open as he looks around him. A dark, damp, stone dungeon has him contained. He sees a door to his left as the butcher is busy setting a wicked tone for his prisoner. Giani tries to pull himself from the cold steel table, but he is held tightly in place by lots of sturdy plastic wrap. He rolls his eyes at the irony that he had just mentioned his enthusiasm about the new season of Dexter starting in a week. He tries as hard as he can to rip himself free, but it is to no avail. He shouts out in a mixture of panic and frustration.
Giani: Wha-what the fuck is goin’ on here, bro!?
Of course the answer was pretty obvious to him, but in case it wasn’t, the loud screeching voice of the song blaring within the chamber lets him know exactly what is going on…
NIGGGGGHHHHHHHHTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRE!!!
Giani groans at the added irony, and his pulse slows down. He stops struggling and just stares over at his side with a big smile on his face. The butcher runs a piece of flint over the blade of a hunting knife. Once he is satisfied, he sets it down and picks up a machete. He runs the flint over the blade as he turns around. The smoke from the chainsaw slowly wafts over to Giani, making him cough a little. The butcher walks over to Giani and as he reaches Giani’s feet, he begins softly dragging the blade of the machete up Giani’s leg. He stops at Giani’s pelvis and grips the machete tightly. He raises it up and goes to slice Giani’s biggest pride and joy, but he stops, causing Giani to laugh loudly.
Giani: Look, dawg… I already know you can’t hurt me. It’s a nightmare. It’s just some kinda voodoo magic trick by Bother Grimm to throw me off my game. Hate to break it to ya, but it ain’t gonna work…
Butcher: You should have known the price of evil, Giani…
The voice is oddly soothing in its low, raspy monotone. It was almost like a book on tape. Giani sticks his tongue out to tease the butcher so he can goad him into getting the first painless stab done and over with. Instead, he is only given a faint chuckle before he begins dragging the blade of the machete across his chiseled stomach.
Butcher: And it hurts to know that you belong here, right on my table… yeah? I mean… It’s your fucking nightmare.
The butcher lets out some sort of almost sultry “ooooh” as he turns the blade sideways against Giani’s left nipple. He digs it in, but barely nicks it. Giani winces as he feels every bit of unnerving pain. He watches the smallest trickle of blood dripping down his side. He lets out a slight yelp as he drugs the blade up his chest, leaving a painful crimson trail in the process.
Butcher: And now your nightmare comes to life, “my king”. You can’t wake up in sweat, because it ain’t over yet! You are still dancing with your demons because you are now a victim of your own creation.
Giani: How FUCKING original, bro! You are just repeating what the screaming shithead in the song is singing.
The butcher buries the machete into Giani’s side, causing him to howl out in horrible pain. The butcher hovers over Giani, slamming his hands against the steel table. He gets face to face with Giani… well, with a tinted plastic facial barrier between them. Giani quickly tilts his head back, allowing his chin to knock the face guard back. He sees Spike Staggs staring back at him. Those diamond eyes are shooting daggers of ice at Giani with every second that they stay locked. Giani tries to close his eyes, but Spike doesn’t allow it. He digs his gloved fingers into his eye sockets, stopping the lids from closing.
Giani: But… but I don’t feel guilty for what I did to you! And I sure as hell didn’t stab you in ya FUCKIN’ side!
Spike: Yeah, you planted the knife right in my back, gweed. Right through my once kind heart. But that is only a fraction of what you are here for. Somewhere deep down, you do feel guilty for what you’ve done. You believe that your evils will go unpunished because you are young, dumb, and full of… shit! Your guilt drives you to overcompensate by trash talking me on social networking sites and trying to steal my sloppy seconds. You desire to be me more than anything. You are just too blind to see it.
Giani: FUCK YOU!
Spike: Fuck me? Fuck you, BOY!
Spike retracts the machete from Giani’s side and runs the bloody blade against Giani’s lips, painting them the wicked crimson shade. He leans down and runs his serpent tongue over Giani’s lips, causing him to sputter in disgust as he groans in pain.
Spike: Now that I’m gone, what excuse do you have for not doing a damned thing? I supposedly held you back, but ever since you turned on me, you have done nothing more than you did when you were on my side.
Giani: That’s not true! I been booked and defeated all kinds of people. I’m risin’ to the top, bro. You’re just jealous that it didn’t take me a decade to get famous.
Spike drags the blade across Giani’s face, slicing at the God-like exterior. Giani whimpers as he tries to turn his head to the side to avoid it. Instead, he gets a sloppier cut that goes deeper than was intended.
Spike: Oooooh… that is going to scar goooood! Thanks. I mean, I wasn’t ready to go that far yet, but now your perfect face will have an imperfection, a stigmata for all of the sins you have committed to myself and others. How fitting, hmm?
Giani: I’m still good lookin’. I still caught more tail than you ever did, Spike. I’m gonna be bigger than your sorry ass coulda ever hoped to be. Ya worthless, and all you can ever do is haunt me with ya pathetic ghost.
Spike: But I’m not dead. I’m very real, and so is the pain I have planned for you. And the best part is that you are so deep in sleep that we have about six and a half more hours of fun before you can even try to wake up. I really should thank Brother Grimm for this opportunity… Do you think a card could say enough thanks?
Spike walks over to his table of “toys” and sets the bloody machete down. He runs his fingers over a variety of torturous tools until he goes with a blow torch. He grins as he turns back to Giani. Giani is almost in tears as he whimpers. Once he sees the blue flame, he lets out an almost blood curdling shout.
Giani: No! NOOO! I’m SORRY!
Spike: You don’t even know how sorry you are yet, Giani.
Spike brings the scolding hot torch down to Giani’s chest. The smell of burning flesh makes Giani vomit in between painful screeches. Spike uses the fire to forge the characters “NXT 4 LIFE” down his chest and stomach. Picks up a bucket of ice and dumps it over Giani’s blistered skin, causing a lot of it to melt upon contact. Spike brings the flame toward Giani’s face when a hand reaches out of nowhere and stops him. Spike turns around with a look of anger on his face. He sees no one. As Giani looks at the butcher, wondering why he hasn’t made a move yet, he sees the face of Jamie Staggs there instead. He seems almost as confused as he is in agony.
Jamie: Sup scro? You didn’t think I forgot you, did you? I mean, I got a kid and all, but I am not so stupid that I forgot all about our past. I forgave you cause I thought you changed. I thought you were cool, but you were always that same selfish jackass, weren’t you?
Giani: My problem wasn’t with you, Jamie. My problem was with your brother. You was just the idiot who stuck around and let him use you. You were too stupid to realize it.
Jamie: Nope. I had loyalty to my brother. Sure we had our problems, but who doesn’t? I wanted to help my brother cause he is blood. I wanted to help you cause you were a friend. Not no more. You are nothing but a cheating, lying Eggs Benedict.
Giani: Benedict Arnold?
Jamie: WHATEVER! For that, you get the peens!
Giani furls his eyebrows, looking up at Jamie as if he had expected anything more from his former dimwitted friend. Jamie gets a twisted smile on his face. Before Giani can even ask what “peens” was, Jamie brings the blow torch down to his cheek. Giani shouts out in the ultimate pain as Jamie firmly holds his head in place.
Jamie: Sit still scro! You’re gonna make me mess up my art work!
Giani jerks, trying his hardest to escape the pain, but Jamie’s grip is way too tight. Jamie sticks his tongue out of the corner of his mouth as he concentrates. Jamie narrows his eyes until he finishes the last little detail. He reaches into the bucket of ice and grabs a handful. He smears it over Giani’s scarred face. As the ice falls away, the child-like rendition of male genitalia is permanently etched on Giani’s face, with the very tip touching the corner of Giani’s lips. Giani grunts from the intense pain he is in as Jamie giggles. He puts his arms out at his side and flies around the room in an airplane-like motion. He suddenly stops and brings the flame to Giani’s forehead. He writes “KKUS I” in backward letters with an arrow pointing down to the blistered drawing of male genitalia. He giggles and then drops the blow torch as someone invisible flings him against the wall, sending him through it. The bricks pull themselves back in place after Jamie’s exit. However, a new butcher is standing by with a pair of scissors. This one is none other than Jericho Hill. He looks down at the helpless, whimpering Giani and he smiles sweetly.
Jericho: It is okay, brother. I am here to save you. I’m here to take away your pain. You can wake up now.
He brings the scissors to the very edge of the plastic that is binding him to the table. He cuts away at it, just short of his genitalia, and then he stops. Jericho curiously inspects the blistered script on his torso. He looks up to Giani’s face, and he takes a deep breath, gasping on it as his eyes widen.
Jericho: You’re a liar. You’re a LIAR! There is nothing noble about you. You are no king, you are just some sorry piece of trash who wishes they were good enough to be in my presence. You are a scared little boy running around acting like you are ten times better than you are.
Jericho raises the scissors in the air, letting them gleam in the light before bringing them down through his right arm. Giani howls out in pain, almost unable to speak from the sheer agony he is feeling.
Giani: I am… I-I… I am the best in the world!
Jericho: What exactly makes you the best? Is it your perfect body? No, it can’t be that because you are mutilated and you have a COCK on your face! Is it all of your powerful friends? No, because you stab them all in the back. Is it your skill…?
Giani: YES! It’s my skill! I’m a freakin’ beast in the ring. That’s why you should take the scissors outta my arm right now!
Jericho thinks it over for a second. He lightly taps his chin, leaving a bloody print on it. Finally, he shrugs his shoulders and jerks the scissors out of Giani’s arm. As blood squirts out everywhere, Jericho frees up the left arm. He holds onto Giani’s hand, patting it as Giani comes to terms with the pain he is feeling. His shallow breaths are the only true sign of his pain. Jericho tenderly rubs his friend’s hand, paying close attention to his fingers.
Jericho: Let me tell you a nursery rhyme to calm you down, friend. This little piggy went to the market…
Jericho quickly snips off Giani’s thumb, causing him to scream out in pain once more. He grabs onto Giani’s index finger and holds it out straight as he stares into Giani’s eyes.
Jericho: … and THIS little piggy stayed home…
He snips off the index finger and Giani whimpers loudly. He groans and tries to mutter out some sort of plea for Jericho to stop, but this God-like person shows no mercy as he moves over to the ring finger. He wiggles it around gently.
Jericho: This little piggy had roast beef…
Jericho snips it off quickly and then presses the blade of the scissors against Giani’s pinky finger, pressing down just hard enough for Giani to feel the blade digging into his skin. His blood pours out as he silently pleas with Jericho through his tears.
Jericho: … and this little piggy had none… Do you know what the last little piggy did?
Giani: HE WENT “WEE WEE WEE” ALL THE WAY HOME!
Jericho gasps sarcastically as he claps his hands together for Giani. Giani takes short breaths, trying to mentally force the pain from his mind. Jericho kneels down at Giani’s side.
Jericho: Very good, Gi…
Jericho walks over to the table and picks up the chainsaw, causing Giani to start his pleas once more.
Giani: Nuh, nuh, no, no, no, NO, NOOOO!
Jericho: He went wee…
Jericho slices Giani’s arm off quickly and precisely. He walks around the table and raises it up into the air.
Jericho: … wee…
He slices off Giani’s other arm, eliciting a strange mutter gargling in response. “… wee… all the way home…” With each word comes another slash that incapacitates Giani. Nothing but a bloody mess is left in his place, and a painful murmur echoing off of the walls. From behind Jericho comes Misty, wearing a black veil with drops of blood dripping from it. Accompanying her is James Huntington-Hawkes the third, wearing a black dress suit with a black rose in his hand.
JHHIII: He was a great tag team partner. So much talent has gone to waste.
Misty: He was as good a tag team partner as he was a friend… By that, I mean not very… Other than that cheese grater of a stomach and an ass you could bounce quarters off of, he was a useless loudmouth… Too bad I never got to give him a proper go…
JHHIII: Yeah… I mean the tag titles. We woulda been unstoppable. It is so disappointing. Even if he was a selfish prick, he sure could fight…
Misty and James both set their black roses down on the bloody mess on the table, staring down at it. Misty looks over to James and she begins running her fingers tenderly up and down his arm.
Misty: I had high hope for him myself, as my king. I was going to ride him into the sunset like my name was Annie Oakley. But, a Prince wouldn’t be so bad, I guess…
James thinks it over carefully, studying her pale skin with a grimace. He looks down to her chest and then he doesn’t mind it so much.
JHHIII: So… you mean I get to grab your boob?
Misty: You can grab anything you like as long as you…
Misty leans in and whispers something into his ear. James nearly faints from excitement. He lets out a loud “OKAY!” as Misty leads him toward the door. Jericho leans his head back and cackles loudly.
Just then, Giani’s eyes shoot open to see he is back in his hotel room. He throws the blanket down to his waist, seeing his perfect body completely intact. He grabs onto a mirror and sees a little note attached. He rips it off of the mirror and sees the following written in neat cursive.
”Greed, pride, and all selfish desire
Will send you to burn deep down in the fire
I will tell you, but only if I must
Betrayal, envy, and your own distrust
A bath in your own blood and you may be clean
But upon your face, there will always be peen…
You have just been D*CK’D!
XOXO Jamie Staggs”
Sure enough, Giani sees the male genitalia marked upon his face in black ink, down to the infantile squigglies on the half circles on his cheek. He lets out a growl and sets the mirror back on his night stand before shouting at the top of his lungs ”DEAN!!! GET YA USELESS ASS IN HERE RIGHT NOW AND SCRUB THIS PENIS OFF MY FACE!!!” He pulls on a pair of gym shorts and slides some Nike sandals over his feet as he stomps around angrily, but still in a bit of shock from his horrific dream.
{I Got My Speakers On Wrecked}
{Meet And Greet at RIMAC}
Saturday June 15th, 2013 2:57pm
The entire University of California San Diego campus was buzzing all week for the arrival of Sin City Wrestling Stars and Bombshells for an exciting meet and greet session. From 3pm to 6pm, several of the top stars were slated to be ready to get close and personal with their fans. The crowds had gathered around the annex building to the arena. The usual window dominated back is now covered by a large SCW promotional graphic strategically placed in each window, depicting Christian Underwood and “Hot Stuff” Mark Ward on one side with Nick Jones and Tom Dudely on the other. SCW crews were hurrying around the outside to finish preparing the area for the event. The crowd goes wild when Justin Decent walks out of the door and onto the red carpet dressed in his usual lycra shorts and Chippendale’s neck tie. He has a microphone in his hand as the crowds draw in closer.
Justin Decent: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to one of many events preparing for our biggest show to date… INTO THE VOID TWOOOOO! We have a chance for you to mingle with many of the top SCW stars such as…
Just then, he is cut off when the speakers blare “Wrecked” by Killbot. The audience immediately begins booing the music as they know what is to follow. Camera crews file out of the annex building and out into the common area, making sure they are set up to catch every possible angle of Giani Di Luca’s perfection. Justin Decent argues with a couple of them, as stage hands come to assist him in his argument. Giani comes strutting out onto the carpet with his arms out at his side. He is wearing his usual garb over his back as well as his maroon and white gold crown. Holding his arms out to his side, he welcomes the “warm” embrace of the audience as he does a slow half turn. He lifts up his garb to show off his toned backside and gives it a smack. As he finishes his turn, he takes a couple more swaggering steps forward. He quickly scans the audience and then he flips his fingers under his chin, exclaiming “FUHGEDDABOUDIT!!!” This causes them to boo louder. Justin walks up to Giani personally and begins asking him to return to the back. He takes hold of Giani’s hand to try reasoning with him, but Giani flings Justin off of him, glaring at him. Before Giani has a chance to really blow up, his bodyguard Dean walks out. He gets in Justin’s face and backs him away, handing him a piece of paper, or rather shoving it in his face. The two full blooded Italian men team up on Justin as he scans the letter. He rolls his eyes and then looks out toward the audience almost apologetically.
Justin Decent: Ladies and Gentlemen… please welcome the King of Sin… The Reflection of Perfection… The Italian Stallion… Giani Di Luca…
Giani looks less than pleased with the monotonous introduction. He paces back and forth for a second, trying to contain himself from throwing a fit, but his boiling blood won’t allow it. He storms up to Justin and then practically puts his lips against Justin’s right ear and shout at the top of his lungs.
Giani: NOW SAY IT LIKE YA MEAN IT, BITCH BOY, OR I WILL MAKE SURE YA CANNED!!!
Justin closes his eyes, taking a deep breath as he looks out toward the audience again. He tries his best to hold a dignified pose, but he is trying a little bit too hard to be convincing. He raises the microphone to his lips as if he were as bubbly as Michelle Andretti.
Justin Decent: Ladies and gentlement… please welcome GIANI… DIIIII LUUUUUUCAAAAAA!!!
Giani furls his eyebrows and flares his nostrils out as his eyes widen. He raises a fist, but Dean holds him back. He talks a little sense into Giani. As he recovers, Giani gains the bounce back in his step as he walks out toward the center, holding his arms out again. He shouts out at the top of his lungs.
Giani: He ain’t worth it! He ain’t even worth it!
As the audience boos him further, Giani takes center stage. He lowers his left arm, but keeps his right one out at his side. He squeezes his fist together and then loosens it up quickly and rapidly. Dean looks around to see that no one is in a hurry to get Giani a microphone, so he violently rips the one out of Justin’s hand. He shakes his head and then spits down on the ground in disgust as he walks it over to Giani. Giani looks around as his music continues. He waits for a second, but the music keeps on playing. Giani shakes his head and scoffs into the microphone.
Giani: Whoever’s in charge of the music, would ya dumb ass cut it off please and thank ya?
Giani shakes his head as he walks over to the left side of the annex common area, and then paces over to the right, and back again. On his way, he stops in the middle and looks out to all of the fans who are booing and pointing their thumbs down. He flashes a cocky grin as he adjusts the crown on his head. He raises the microphone to his lips, but pauses for a few more seconds as he soaks in the boos.
Giani: It’s okay, I forgive ya. After all, it ain’t like we are somewhere that peoples are known for havin’ common sense. We’re in California… the land of the liberals. You all are so much for equality, huggin’ trees, and smokin’ on the hasheesh, but ya voted to ban gay marriage like you was some kinda Nazi Regime. Yeah, that makes a lotta sense… Fuckin’ idiots… You are the same people that think I’m so unenlightened cause I’m from New Jersey, where we accept any and all people for who the are. So yeah, I understand that ya know not what ya do, so I’m gonna let ya ignorance go just this once.
Giani nods his head and points out to the audience. He shrugs his shoulders, clinching his jaw as if to say “Well… it’s the truth…” He clicks his jaw and waits for the crowd to die down a bit. He takes a deep breath, sighing into the microphone.
Giani: The truth hurts, but I’m still here. Just cause ya a bunch of hypocrites don’t mean that I won’t spread my word to ya. Short of gettin’ screwed outta the King of the Death Match two years in a row, I have done everythin’ that I said I would do. I told the world that I would win the BACW Empire State Championship two months into my wrestlin’ career, and I did. I told the world that I would beat Anthony King when I debuted in Sin City Wrestlin’, and I did. Now I say me and James is gonna win the SCW Tag Titles, and finally people might see that we ain’t full of shit when we say we are the best. I always said I didn’t need a title to validate my career, but you idiots wanna keep bringin’ up the fact that I ain’t had one here, so I’m gonna go out and get one. Not just for myself, but for Team Erik…
Giani looks out into the crowd as an angered fan tries to cross the barrier. This inspires others, and the SCW security begins to feel overwhelmed. Dean Lombardo gets a wicked grin on his face as he walks over to the barrier. He shoves the useless security team aside and lifts his sunglasses from his face. He looks almost crazed, and a few of the angry fans back down. One decides to test his luck by throwing one foot over the red rope. Dean takes a step back as if he is welcoming the man, challenging him to put his other foot over the rope. As he does, Dean throws a swing that knocks the guy right back to the other side. He looks out at the audience, shouting “It was self defense!” Giani laughs into the microphone, shaking his head as he looks up into the air. He rests his hand on his forehead and then looks back toward the angry audience that is slowly beginning to dissipate.
Giani: I clearly overestimated ya intelligence levels, dawg. I thought I could talk some sense into each and every one-a ya, but apparently you are all beyond help. I really wanted to come out here and save ya. I wanted to save ya souls, but instead, you rebuke me? MY TIME is PRECIOUS! I got better things to do than sign autographs for a bunch of heathens. I don’t have time to waste speakin’ to the deaf and dumb. I was gonna give you all a big spoiler before Into The Void II, but you all ain’t even worth it…
Giani listens to them boo and he immediately drops the microphone. He turns back toward the annex door. Dean flips his fingers from under his chin at the audience as he scoffs at them. He soon follows Giani as the fans finally start to cheer. Erik Staggs is there at the door, trying to talk Giani into staying. He places his right hand on Giani’s left shoulder, trying to speak calmly with him, but Giani quickly flings it off. He looks angry, but he quietly refuses before disappearing behind the red curtain. His cameramen file in around Erik, who shakes his head and begrudgingly walks out to the dropped microphone.
Erik Staggs: Ladies and gentlemen… As much as I think you don’t deserve to meet the special line up of stars I have to present… I am a fair man. Put your hands together for the likes of Misty, Nick Jones, Tom Dudely, Necra Octavian Kaine, James Huntington-Hawkes III, Tattooed Goddesses, “Primetime” Matthew Kennedy, Joanne Canelli, Casey Williams, and referee Drew Patton!
The crowd quickly notices a pattern and their boos continue. Erik rolls his eyes as he waves his hand toward the red curtain where the aforementioned slowly begin to file out. The fans dissipate a bit more as the term “you favorite superstars and bombshells” seems to be a real stretch of the truth. James argues with Erik at the curtain and then disappears to follow after his tag team partner. Erik seems aggravated as we fade out.
{I Got My Speakers On Wrecked}
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We come back to the famous green room. The screen on the back wall shows off the RIMAC Center at night with the SCW promotional banner hanging off of the annex building once more. Sitting in front of the screen is Giani’s maroon and white gold trimmed throne. The lights slowly flicker as a wicked laugh is heard coming from the blind spot of the room. Slowly, a dark figure begins moving into view, looking more like a shadow than a human being. It soon materializes as it gets closer to the thrown. Facing the wall is a large person with long white hair flowing down over a black robe. He slowly turns around to show off a ghostly white face. Joining him from the door is a man with a long jet black faux hawk, and obnoxious face paint dressed in all black. He raises his hand into the air which sports a long silver talon-like ring on each finger, making a face that looks much like Richmond from the IT Crowd. The white haired acquaintance looks over to him with an obnoxious laugh. Without a doubt, the laughter gives away the obvious identity as Giani Di Luca. His “goth” friend is identified as Dean by the goatee that is shining through the face paint. Giani holds up an old, faded leather book for the camera to see before taking a seat on his throne. He crack the book open on his lap. He looks at it silently before rolling his eyes. He looks up to the camera and takes a deep breath.
Giani: Fairy tales are so overrated. The bad guys always fall victim to the “good” guys. There is always some sort of romantic happening that adds an element of joy to a story that is bound to be tragic. Unfortunately, this is real life. Team Erik has risen to fight against the hypocrisy and cause we are upsettin’ this balance of the old boys club, we are the bad guys. Since when is fightin’ for equality a bad thing? In the fairy tales, these are the good guys. But I should expect this from our generation. We blind ourselves with stories that give us a false sense of security. We use a book written three thousand years ago to justify our own selfish fuckin’ desires. A book written by man to justify wars and discrimination. Some fucked up notion of what is right and wrong. But even when someone points out the illogical way of thin’s, we are told we are wrong cause there is some built in contradiction that invalidates the previous argument.
Giani turns the book over to reveal it is an old version of The Bible. He pauses there for a moment before tossing it behind his back. He scoffs at it before rolling his eyes. He picks up another leather bound book and places it on his lap, keeping it closed.
Giani: That ain’t what God wants. I talked to God many times, and he is sick of this hypocrisy. He is ready for a revolution. He is ready for a king to lead his cause into new territories. He wants his TRUE word spread. But in order for that to happen, I gotta earn some mainstream credibility. Me and James gotta beat some storybook anti-heroes. The boogeyman and some goblin designed by his own overinflated ego. We gotta go with ya hypocritical ways by winnin’ a title that is meaningless until it comes around our waists. But lemme ask ya somethin’, dawg…
Giani leans down, looking directly into the camera. The white face paint is slowly starting to come off from the spotlight shining right on him and Dean. He gives the audience an opportunity to get a good look at him. He brushes the long white hair from his face.
Giani: We look like idiots, don’t we? We look retarded sittin’ here like this. The funny part is that we look nearly identical to Brother Grimm and Goth. Yet, just cause they wear the SCW tag, you cheer for them. You ignore the fact that they look freakin’ stupid with their bad English and campfire stories. I ain’t a story teller, I’m a wrestler. Instead of spendin’ time thinking of spooky ghost stories and boring everyone with emo poems, I train so that when I step inside of the ring, I kick serious ass. That’s the truth…
Giani leans back in his chair, lacing his fingers together as he props his feet up on his ottoman. He taps his fingers against the backs of his hands as he gathers his thoughts. He pauses for dramatic effect before finally continuing.
Giani: Brother Grimm, that was a fun experiment, giving me a nightmare. Congratulations for figurin’ out my fears. I fear havin’ my perfect body tarnished. I take great pride in my appearance. I fear bein’ taken outta the wrestlin’ business, cause it is what I’m best at. I also fear betrayal by those I call my friends. But what I fear most of all is bein’ forgotten, not havin’ a chance to leave my mark on this business. But instead of scarin’ me out of this contest, ya motivated me to face my fears. Once I beat ya, and become one half of the SCW Tag Team Champions, I will have left my mark on this business, and you won’t be able to control me with my greatest fear. Me and James will turn YOU into an afterthought.
Giani looks over to Dean, and he can’t help but laugh. He tries to cut it short to maintain a small amount of integrity. He shakes his head and closes his eyes to compose himself once more. Finally he opens them, but a slight smile cracks through his super serious expression.
Giani: And on to you, Goth… Next to Kain, you are probably the biggest idiot of Team SCW. Right away, you call Erik Staggs an arrogant prick, whom you refused to work for. Instead, you gave your loyalty to the biggest ego to ever enter the SCW banner, “Hot Stuff” Mark Ward. You still don’t see that you are a moron, cause you keep fightin’ against the team who is tryin’ to expose wrestlers like you and me to the spotlight. Maybe once I beat the fuck outta ya, then you might see the error of ya ways. Cause after Into The Void II, Team Erik will win the war, and Erik will remember who opposed his righteous war, people like you, and those who supported his cause, people like me. To make thin’s worse, ya gonna get beat by James Huntington Hawkes III for a second time… Everyone cracks on the kid, but he gets results more often than ya like to admit…
Giani opens up the book in his lap as he laughs. He shakes his head as he flips through the delicate pages of the book in his lap. He places it dead center of his lap once he finds the page he is looking for. He clears his throat as he looks back to the camera.
Giani: Instead of just tellin’ ya how badly me and James is gonna beat ya, I decided to give the fans a little special treat. Somethin’ they can understand, and somethin’ Brother Grimm might be able to understand as well. I created this little nursery rhyme to explain how thin’s is gonna go down this Sunday… *ahem*
Hush little goth ones, don’t say a thing
Giani and James’ll kick ya asses all over the ring
We’re gonna show ya whole new levels of pains
And if ya lucky, we’ll only concuss ya brains
You can’t compete with Giani and James’ swag
Ya in denial about us havin’ this match in the bag
Goth and Brother Grimm ain’t nothin’ but a joke
When we are done with ya, that ring’s gonna be broke
We’re gonna whoop ya asses in one, two, three
Possession of them belts, ya gonna be free
And after all of the pain that ya felt
SCW’s gonna have champions worthy of them belts
Giani pauses for a second. Dean looks at Giani with an almost pained expression on his face. Giani growls at him and shoves him back a few feet.
Giani: Okay, okay… How about this one…?
I’ll knock, knock, knock ya asses brutally outta the ring
Merrily, merrily, merrily, and so proclaims ya king
Dean chuckles a little and waves his hand from side to side, saying “so-so”. Giani furls his eyebrows at Dean and then flares his nostrils as he flips to the next page.
Giani: That was genius, but more importantly it was true. But not as true as this last one…
Goth and Grimm was losin’ limbs to try to keep their titles
Goth got jacked and broke his back
And Grimm became bitch du jour after.
Up got Goth, and to the outside did drop
As fast as he could elude
He went to bed and bound his head
With dreams of being a champ done screwed
Giani leans forward in his seat, seeming quite proud of himself. He flips the page over and opens his mouth to speak when Dean gently places his hand on Giani’s shoulder. Giani looks back quickly as Dean slowly shakes his head in the negative. Giani starts to protest when Dean more firmly suggests something to the contrary. Giani shrugs his shoulders and then closes the antique leather book. He tosses it behind his back in the same fashion that he tossed the Bible. He places his elbows on his knees and uses them to support his chin as he simply stares for a moment.
Giani: I thought it was genius, but I had a point with alllllll of this, bro. You probably got some kinda tricky li’l nursery rhyme about how you and Goth are gonna defeat two spoiled brats. It’s probably as lame as ya faces is. The truth is that no matter how much people fear ya for what ya can do… James and I are ready. We are facin’ our fears as a team. We are goin’ into this as a team. Probably the most united Tag Team Championship contenders since Sinful Obsession. Just cause the two of you take make up tips from Alice Cooper and It don’t make the two of you a team.
Giani raises one arm up from his knee. He points his finger at the ceiling and then slowly lowers it, pointing directly at the camera. He holds it there silently for a second before a wicked smile spreads over his face.
Giani: While you was busy figurin’ out my deepest, darkest fears, and how to bitch up some nonsense and braggin’ about catchin’ more tail than me… I figured out the greatest way to get even. I’m gonna beat the fuck outta the both of ya’s. James is gonna embarrass the hell outta ya. Then, I’m gonna Jersey Turnpike one or both of ya through the freakin’ ring, and end ya title reign. Then every time some idiot wants to point out how we’re worthless cause we ain’t got a title… they’re gonna have to realize that their one hypocritical excuse for denyin’ our greatness don’t apply no more.
Giani finally lowers his hands and he adjusts himself in his chair. He gets comfortable and his smile fades. Seriousness fades his cocky smirk as his eyes flare up slightly.
Giani: Come Sunday at Into The Void II, you both are gonna face the wrath of the King of Sin and the Brat Prince. Ya gonna beg for our mercy, then ya gonna realize what everyone else realizes when they step in the ring with us is we ain’t got any for ya or anyone. I hope ya ready for a Royal ass stompin’ bro… See ya freaks in the ring.
Giani slowly stands up from his chair. He runs the fingers of his right hand over his throat, letting us know that our king has spoken. He slowly walks toward the door as Dean opens it for him. The stone like bodyguard allows Giani to exit gracefully before hitting the button near the door. The screen fades out.
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{I got my speakers on, speakers on, speakers on… I got my speakers on wrecked}
{fin}