As the scene fades in we see Trevor in a giant hotel bed. He has blood on his clothes and is wearing a leather jacket and big cheezy elvis sunglasses. As he wakes up the camera pans out and the scene gets stranger. There appears to be a large mass of bubbles surrounding half the bed and a parrot is flying around madly. Next to him is Amanda Cortez nearly naked sleeping hard.
Trevor: Why am I wearing these crazy things....crap where am I.
Trevor looks over to Amanda and his eyes go big. He looks under the covers and his eyes get even bigger.
Trevor: I don’t believe I am about to quote that damn Romani but where the hell are my pants....ok Trev think back.....
THE LAST THING TREVOR REMEMBERS.....
Trevor and Max are sitting outside the Paris resort. It is late afternoon. The two men are having a late lunch and talking shop.
Trevor: I don’t know about this tourney man, I can’t believe you got me to sign up for this.
Max: What are you whining about....its a chance to get some exposure and you get to hang out with hot chicks...its a win/win right?
Trevor shrugs and finishes off his fries.
Trevor: What I want is a chance at the tag team titles....that is what we should be doing. I don’t know this Amanda girl...she kind of seems like one of those girls my momma warned me about.
Max: Relax. that is why we are going to have drinks with them. Now man up. Lets win this thing. Here lets get some beers...you need to relax. We are living the dream.
Trevor looks unsure but is not about to turn down beers. The cold ones come...and he takes a drink......and that is it.
WE RETURN TO THE HOTEL ROOM....
Trevor has currently pulled the covers off the bed as he searches the room for his pants. He finds them dangling off the ceiling fan. He reaches up to get them and the covers fall away showing a good view of his Ozark behind. On cue Amanda wakes up as he Trevor curses reaching for the pants.
Amanda: Nice ass Romeo...
Trevor grabs the pants and turns around covering himself up with the pants.
Trevor: Oh well hello there....your head pounding too?
Amanda: Hell yes...that was a wild night! You were hilarious
Trevor: oh...yeah! Well thats good...did we uh...you know? I mean I notice the lack of clothing and crap.
Amanda: What do you think...you owe me big boy so you better bring it Sunday.
Trevor looks pretty confused but nods. Amanda gets up wrapping the sheet around her. She walks through the bubbles and dodges the parrot. She picks up a CD on her way to the bathroom, walking over to Trevor.
Amanda: Now I am going to get dressed and get out of here. You promised to cover the room.
Trevor: I did?
Amanda: Sure thing....and you also made this video. You called it the best promo ever....hope your right.
Trevor: ummm right. Well I guess thanks for a good night I guess....
Trevor looks at the CD and shakes his head. He puts his pants on and ducks under the crazy parrot.
AND NOW TO THE “BEST PROMO EVER”
The tape starts and Trevor Irons is standing in the middle of a trashed hotel room. He is wearing jeans and a leather jacket with no shirt under it. A Burger King grown hands on his head at a jaunty angle. Trevor has the face of someone who has had a few too many but he is grinning like a mad man. In the next room people can be heard dancing and singing along to bad pop music.
Trevor: Here we are again. Man, I have been working the SCW for a while now and almost every time I have to see Kain’s ugly mug. But thats alright man...we can do this dance again. Shoot I am good at dancing.
Trevor does a little two step and picks up an empty bottle of booze smashing it against the wall. Then looks back at the camera.
Trevor: Here we go again. King against King! Thats right man I am a king now too...I got this here paper crown to prove it. Now you might say that doesn’t make me a king. Well then smart ass...what makes you King. What makes you so damn special....Kain. Shit man so far I have not been impressed.
Now I know you talk a lot of talk about being the best and I do know you kick hard. Hell man , I know you’re a good fighter. I know this. But here is my point....we are surrounded by good fighters. There is this whole big alliance filled with guys just like us. There are the ones that are smart enough to know that any time they get in the ring they might get their asses kicked...and the ones who call themselves “King” thinking their unbeatable. Now I know I might be a country boy...but I am not stupid. I know I might not win this Sunday. Heck I might loose while hanging out at the turnbuckle...but I also know I can beat you. I know I am tough enough to beat you and just like you, I am not scared of you.
Now I am not worried about my partner. Unlike you...I can throw a little trust towards my partner. I mean I don’t think you even trust Frost now. Nah come Sunday I am looking forward to watching Amanda and Alexis go at it. Hell too bad girls like that....its going to be fun.
He gets a silly little grin on his face and then Trevor sits down on a nearby table clearing away pizza boxes and trash in the process. His eyes gain a little bit more focus as he talks.
Trevor: AND your damn right we are getting a rematch! You and Frost act like you are giving us charity by saying we are going to get that match but that aint charity...no sir. That match is owed to us and we are going to have it....and you know what else. There is a good chance we are going to kick your ass because when it comes to a true tag team match you have quite a battle.
You say I am delusional and pathetic....Kain you DON”T know me man. You have not even really gotten to face me in the ring. I am not an ant to be crushed by your boot and I am not some punk kid. I am a wrestler, a fighter that has been working my ass off for years to be in this ring. So lets forget this King bull crap. Lets do our talking in ring man. Then once this fight is over we can move on to the next fight.
Trevor stands up stumbling a little bit. He grabs a box of pizza and pulls out a slice. Then the doorbell rings. Trevor walks over the door and opens it. A large man in an elvis costume walks in and behind him are three show girls. Trevor just laughs.
Trevor: Man this night just gets wierder....you guys with Amanda?
The video fades out.
