It’s another day and another stretch of road that Andre and Becky find themselves driving down, for some this might give the feeling of Déjà vu but this isn’t the case for them, as this is pretty much the life that they have given themselves to, living almost like modern day Nomads, as they travel from place to place, with each day bringing with it a whole new cast of faces and everyday bring a few hundred miles of road ahead of them.
So far they’d been driving for the last seven hours straight and as night slowly gave way to day, Andre can now see the sun slowly rising over the hills in the distance, the heat from its rays playing on the faces of both Andre and Becky, as he squints slightly pulling down the visor in a vain attempt to protect his eyes from the rays, which dazzle him slightly, as he now glances over at Becky, who unlike him has spent the last seven hours snoring nosily as she rests against the side of the trucks cab, once again confirming his suspicions that this girl can really sleep just about anywhere, as she grumbles softly to herself, as she now slowly begins to awake as she feels the heat of the sun playing on her face.
Andre: Ohh morning
Becky: Huh?...Ohh yeah morning….err where are we exactly?
Andre: Honestly I’m not to sure, outside of some highway somewhere and I’m not sure that even the sat nav here knows where we are going?
He says as he taps the small box on the dashboard, which shows a map with a green arrow, following a red marked path, which Andre can only assume is the right road that they shud be on.
Andre: I mean I still don’t know why you insisted on bringing this thing, after all Sat Nav is just for people, who are too lazy to bother learning how to read a map.
Becky: That might be true my friend, but excuse me if I don’t overly trust your usual driving technique of driving and trying to read a map at the same time, as a fiery death is never an overly appealing thought!
Andre: Well I probably wouldn’t have to if my navigator wasn’t asleep most of the time and still you know that being able to read a map while driving is fairly basic, I mean you haven’t seen my trick yet, where I drive, read a map and pour myself a cup of coffee at the same time yet.
Becky: Yeah well how’s about you save that trick preferably for when I’m not in the truck with you.
She says with a smile, as she now unclips her sunglasses from the front of her shirt, slowly slipping them on, as she cricks her neck slightly and shuffles in her seat, working out the stiffness, she has picked up from sleeping in such an awkward position.
Andre: Ohh come on you know that nothing can kill you inside of Killdozer! I mean inside of this truck, your pretty much death proof…..well outside of it bursting into flames I guess and if you happen to be hit by this thing, as it’s not really designed to play nice with other road users.
He says giving the steering wheel an affectionate pat.
Becky: Ohh and don’t forget to mention that it’s also a stealth truck!
Andre: Well it is painted black.
Becky: Yes and it’s also noisy as hell, which kind of destroys the stealth element, unless you pushed it, but then I doubt you can even do that, which kind of makes it not the best choice of vehicles to run out of gas in, which again is another reason for the sat nav, as personally I don’t want to be out looking for gas in say the middle of the desert or some mutant infested piece of backwoods.
Andre: Mutant infested backwoods??
Becky: Ohh yeah I watch movies; I know that all backwoods, are just packed with creepy mutants, just waiting for people to break down in their woods.
Andre: Ohh but of course, I mean who could forget how accurate movies are. I mean we all know thanks to movies, how quickly the Japanese can rebuild a city, but then when you have giant radioactive lizards stomping through your city every week, I guess you, have to get good at building fast.
Becky: They could also not live in the direct path of these kinds of things, much like those people who live on the floodplains….gee I wonder why they are called that. Is it perhaps something to do with the fact that they flood pretty freaking often!!
Andre: Yeah well people are always going to have their roots, so I guess you’re always going to have stupid people living in even more stupid and insane places. Still I’m not overly sure what right I have to comment on such things, seeing how I live in what was one time an asylum, I mean I’m sure it’s pot calling kettle black, when here I am commenting on folks living in hurricane valley or on floodplains and here I am living in a place like the converted asylum Ark Wright.
He says with a slight laugh, as he now looks at the road ahead which stretches far ahead, giving them the overwhelming feeling that they are never actually going anywhere and instead, just stuck on some conveyor belt.
Becky: Ohh come on, your not that crazy and after all it’s more than just a home, it’s also our base of operations, which I guess kind of makes you a bond villain in many ways, especially seeing how they usually live in some obscure place like inside of a volcano, well they do if they are from the classic age of bond anyway.
Andre: So I guess that you’re also a Connery fan
Becky: Darn right, I’m a Connery fan, he pretty much setup the template with those early films, as to how Bond shud be and act. I mean come on; the guy never touches a bad guy without saying something cool. After Connery though it then goes Brosnon, Craig, Dalton, Moore and then Lanzenby. It’s just kind of a shame that they never managed to make another good bond film with Brosnon after Goldeneye….well until Casino Royale anyway.
Andre: Yeah I guess the same theory goes for the games as Goldeneye is still the real high water mark for the games and probably the sole reason that most people, still hang onto their N64’s….well outside of those few sad people who still have all the old consoles.
He says giving Becky a knowing smile.
Becky: Hey! There’s nothing wrong with a little healthy nostalgia, I mean its not like those sad bastards living in their parents basements and arguing with equally sad bastards about who is the better captain out of Picard or Kirk. Still have you any idea how much longer we have until we get there?
Andre: Hopefully only a few more hours and I have to say that we do seem to be hunting in much more glamerous locations since you decided to make your grand return to the ring. I mean last week we were hunting bounties in Vegas and now it’s California, which honestly are a whole lot warmer than the mid-west were we have spent the last few years working.
Becky: Yeah one of the perks of working for a good company is that you will always be travelling and even more fortunately is that we can pretty much take our work anywhere the company decides to go. Still my career upon returning many could see as being something of a mixed bag, especially as I have lost about the same amount of matches as I have won, let alone the fact that Jessie and myself only held the tag titles for a week.
She says now thoughtfully looking out of the window at the passing landscape.
Andre: Yeah well it wasn’t exactly an easy match last week was it though and I would like to think you went out swinging, as Necra and Amy didn’t exactly just take those titles as easily as you and Jessie took them from Bei Combattenti.
Becky: That is true, but no doubt many would disagree, yet at the same time I have been in this business for so long I know that titles come and titles go and that it is all just part of the game. I mean just look at this week as being a prime example of this, as I have only just lost the tag titles over a week ago and already I have my shot at the Bombshell Roulette Championship, a title which honestly is a lot more my style especially when the odds are much higher stacked and the chances of unleashing carnage in the ring only higher.
She says with a smile, honestly not knowing what sort of match awaits her this evening, yet at the same time knowing that she is more than prepared to do what it takes to get things back on track.
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"Lollipop" by Framing Hanley blasts over the arena speakers, as Becky now appears at the top of the entrance ramp wearing an open leather jacket over her ring gear, her hair hairsprayed up into its trademark spikes, while she also wears a bandana around her head as she now runs to one side punching the air and generally taunting the crowd who great her warmly with their cheers and whoops of delight, as she now quickly makes her way down the ramp. Once at the ring she hops up onto the side of the ring, before quickly vaulting over the top rope moving around the ring her arms outstreached as she looks around the arena out at the crowd, before moving over to the far side of the ring motioning for a microphone to be passed to her by a member of the ring crew who dully obliges. Her entrance music now slowly fading, she makes her way to the centre of the ring, pausing for a moment as she smiles enjoying how warm the crowd are towards her this evening.
Becky: Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Ghouls tonight we stand on the verge of another historic moment here at SCW, for this week I will be challenging Alexis Morrison for the Bombshell Roulette Championship!
The crowd now cheers this news loudly as Becky laughs slightly, knowing already how much fun this match has the potential to be, especially as both Becky and Alexis being in the same match has every potential to turn the arena into a warzone, even more so when both were more than willing to do anything it takes to claim the title for their own.
Becky: So while our current reigning champion has so far declined to mutter one syllable about myself or our match, I felt that it was only right that I came out here and addressed the issue, even more so when I can honestly not wait for this match to happen. You see while my other matches might have been a whole heap of fun, I have yet to face anyone like you Alexis, someone who fully embraces my personal attitude of coming out here and doing what it takes to get the job done, regardless of the damage we might inflict on ourselves and trust me when I say this Alexis but like you I’m not afraid to bleed!
She says with a smile
Becky: Trust me when I say the only downside to this match is if the wheel picks out some trashy T&A centred match, which if the management are doing what they should be doing, which is giving these people what they want, they will ensure that they are aiming to maximising the carnage that we will be unleashing….well certainly from my view point, as if your executing an easy match you better think again as, right now I am coming off losing one title and now I have a chance to claim yours in it’s place and what better title could there be for a hardcore bombshell like myself, while I am eager to see at the same time exactly how far you are willing to go to defend it.
So this week Alexis I guess we will find out just how deep your crazy side goes, for I have been fighting inside this squared circle for years before you first laced up your boots and I have seen every shock artist and freak show going, so hows about you save the theatrics this week and just concentrate on perhaps trying to figure out how your going to maintain that title, as the clock is already counting down on your time as champion so why no go out in a blaze of glory, the way I plan to for even if I don’t win, I assure you and everyone of these fans it will be nothing short of memorable....one way of another!
Alexis….it’s time to come out and play!!
With these final words her entrance music now blasts around the arena as the crowd cheers, as Becky punches the air again, clearly fired up for her match this week much like the crowd who are now egear to see how Alexis responds to these comments.
