Shit this is gonna be a busy week, so much to do, so little time, everything I do seems so off though lately, my mind is distracted with so many other things, so many offer to be away from SCW, but something is really keeping me here
I sit staring blankly at the laptop screen, watching the wonderful world of twitter flash past my eyes.
The bullshit and drama did make me wanna say fuck it and step away from Twitter, clearly, they let anyone on there, no matter of their past, present, colour or creed. No matter how much one person on there call fuck things up for everyone. Twitter is like a place for opinions, and you all know what opinions are? They're like arseholes, everyone's got one, no matter how full of shit their opinion may be.
My eyes flash back over the drama more then a week ago, and I shake my head at the whole mess. Bullshit that got way too personal, people pissed off, people wanting out, people no longer having fun and also Sean Williams demanding answers
He'll get them, he won't like them, but he'll get them
I sigh out loud, these thoughts running through my mind about all this shit, but my train of thought gets broken by two slender arms wrapping themselves around my neck, beautiful fingers, with painted nails, interlocking on my chest. I smile, moving my hands up and lifting her hand, softly kissing it. I look up and see those beautiful eyes staring down at me, her eyes so full of life as she smile. She leans down, putting her head next to mine, her cheek pressed against mine.
"This whole thing still bothering you" She asks me, her accent filling the room
"Yeah, I just hate people like this" I reply
"It's been a week babe, you don't have to worry about it, he was probably high" she replied
I know it's been a week, but you know, shit like this irks me. When people appear and ruining others fun. Sure they wouldn't like it if I went round to their house at breakfast time and pissed in their cornflakes
"He wants answers, I will give him answers" I tell my beautiful woman
"No rush" She replied to me softly
I look up in her eyes as her hand brushes my cheek.
"Yeah, I got a tag title defense to deal with, plus a race with Rage, and a trip out with Despy. He can wait for his answers" I tell her
A smile lights up her face, lighting up the room as her hands move through my hair.
"You will have fun this week and come out with your championship belt" She reassures me
God I love that accent, really should know where it's from but it never came up. It's been like that from day one, I really don't know much about her, but I got all the time in the world to learn. Good feeling about this one
"Thank you" I say softly to her
"For what?" She asks, genuinely surprised
"For reassuring me" I answer
A smile crosses her lips
"It's why I'm here. You'd do the same for me, if I was in that situation" She says
"Of course" I reply "I wouldn't give it a second thought"
Strange thing is, I really wouldn't give it a second thought. This woman has amazing powers over me. Almost feels like I won the lottery or something here
She walks around me, sitting across my lap, my arms move around her waist as I glance up at her long dark hair, bouncing off her slim shoulders, her hands reach up and cups my neck, her fingers locking behind me and behind my hair. She leans in and kisses me on the forehead, causing me to smile at her.
"This week is gonna be good for you" She informs me "Some nice time with the group, then a cruise for you to relax on."
"You mean a cruise for us to relax on, right?" I reply, sitting up straight in the chair
"Wouldn't miss it for the world" She tells me with a smile
I look deep in her eyes, a smile on both our faces, neither of us saying a word, happy with the situation. I watch her moving in close towards me, her eyes closing, her lips pursed out, I close my eyes....
THUMP!
"What the fuck?!"
My eyes shoot open to see something I never expected.
"We're here!" I hear Despayre's voice yell out as the screaching of car brakes are heard.
"Where?" I say sleepily
I look at the back of a car seat, looking to my side, I see Angel strapped in to a seat next to me, Despayre pops his head around the back of the seat, looking at me with a smile on his face.
"We're here to get you a new swimsuit to cover your legs, remember?" Despayre says
I frown
"What's wrong with my legs?" I ask, for what feels like a millionith time in my life.
Despayre looks at Angel and laughs loudly
"What?" I ask
"Oh nothing" Despayre replies.
"Wait" I stumble out "You didn't drive us here, did you?"
"I did" Shane's voice is heard saying as he pops his head around the side of the drivers seat. "Now let's get cracking lads, I haven't been laid in the last hour, getting antsy here"
Minutes later, inside a sports store, Despayre holding Angel in his arms and Shane browsing through swimming suits, I look around at the duo.
I get the feeling I should be slightly concerned about this. I mean come on, these two have very different styles with everything and I have a very different style from these guys
I watch Despayre and Angel rattle through rails of swimsuits, as does Shane. I shake my head at the duo and walk away from them, sitting down near a changing room, looking at the door and tweeting on from my phone "Swimsuit shopping with @SxxxyShane and @Despayre_Angel after they woke me from a great dream #BadDay".
This is gonna be one of those....
Before I can finish my thought, Despayre drops some clothes on my lap, shortly followed by Shane dropping clothes on my lap.
"Come on son, get in that door and start trying these things on" Shane tells me.
Shane points to the dressing room door and a sigh flies out of my lips. I stand up and walk to the door.
10 MINUTES LATER
"Oh you are shitting me!" My voice yells out from behind the door.
"Swear jar" Despayre yells back
"You'd swear if you was dressed like this!" I yelled back.
I don't fucking believe this, I look stupid as shit
I push the door open, walking our of the dressing room in front of Shane, Despayre and Angel wearing....
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"A freaking mankini!" I yell out "Really Shane?"
A look of withheld laughter crosses Shane's face as Despayre covers Angel's eyes
"Erm, no!" Despayre says firmly "If you wear that, you'll scare the kids, shows off your legs way too much"
"But Synn will love you" Shane replies
I shake my head and walk back in to the dressing room, turning around and showing off my....
What? These things REALLY ride up!
10 MINUTES LATER
I walk out the changing room wearing...
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"Your idea Despy?" I ask
"Angel's idea" he replies "He said it will cover your legs"
I shake my head, turning around and walking back in to the dressing room.
15 MINUTES LATER
What? They're a bloody nightmare to get out of!
I stroll out the dressing room wearing....
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I growl at Shane, shaking my head and turning around and walking right back in the dressing room.
5 MINUTES LATER
Doesn't take too long to get out of one of those.
I walk out of the dressing room wearing
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Shane and Despayre look at me, shaking their heads at me.
"Bor-ring!" Despayre says
"I never put those in there" Shane says
"I did, I like them, it's settled" I said firmly
I walked past Shane and Despayre. Shane looks across at Despayre.
"I get the feeling they might go missing before we go on the cruise"
The camera fades out to Shane and Despayre nodding at each other
A short time later, The Las Vegas Motor Speedway is seen as I watch cars shooting past me on the track. A smile crosses my face as the smell of petrol fills my nose. I look deep down the camera.
"Ah yes, the race track. If you've been following Rage and myself on Twitter, you'll know exactly why I'm here."
I flick the hair out of my eyes.
"This has been an odd ten days, explainations wanted, races arranged, more things in my mind then I'd like but well, what can I say? It's more shit then so many more wanna deal with, but roll with the punches, and fight like a champion, it's what I do, it's what I was made for and made to do."
A slight pause
"We will start with Sean Williams. Sean, I will deal with you and give you the answers you want, right after Summer XXXTreme, have no fear about that, until then, relax, worry about Goth, he is going to be a huge challenge for you"
I run my fingers across my forehead
"And Rage, Wednesday, I will whoop you on this track, and show your batmobile isn't as good as a Veyron. You'll be picking up the bar tab on the cruise. I feel for ya man, we got a lot of drinkers in SCW, so this one is gonna be a big one bud"
A smile crosses my face.
"I woke up this morning to see who Despayre and I's opponents would be on this cruise and I gotta admit, it was a pleasent surprise. The Surf Boys, two fun guys, two guys who have been around for a while who don't care about winning, they care about fun. I can respect that, I can deal with it. It brings me to talking about fun and focus gentlemen. I like the fact you guys have a laugh and a joke, life would be very dull without a smile, without a laugh. I love to laugh, I love to be funny, but see, this comes down to my title and I become very, very serious, I become a man a little bit obsessed. I become a different person to who I really am."
I pause for a second
"You see this title is like Olympic gold to me, I really want it more then anything... well, almost anything..."
My phone bleeps in my pocket, I pick it out of my pocket and take a look.
"Ah fuck! Need to get #FuckOffJapan trending later"
I quickly tap the message in to my phone and send the tweet before looking up
"Sorry about that, distracted. I really don't get the urge to sit and talk your ears off too, but I wanna make this clear, very clear. I have a lot of eyes on me lately, even without the massive challenge of my tag title coming under the spotlight. I love the attention, I work harder when the light is on me, so that cruise ship, with so many eyes on me so this title defence is going to be easy. The eyes get on me and I work like a demon in that ring, work harder then anyone in this company, I work like no other. I like the eyes on me people, I really do, I like people looking at my talent. Until we meet on the ship Surf Boys, enjoy your fun and games, like I will when I whoop Rage on this very race track. Enjoy the festivities, hell, I might even join ya for that shrimp, but when it all comes down to it, all the fun and games will have to stop and I will be walking away with my half of the tag team titles."
I stand up and look around.
"Believe that!"
I look at the camera and wink before walking off
