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No no no no no!
« on: July 16, 2012, 02:37:12 AM »
 In a hotel suite after Climax Control. James Huntington Hawkes is seen walking up and down, clearing irate at what transpired earlier that night. Simpson walks in to the suite holding a drink for James. James takes the drink.

JHHIII: You're meant to stop things like that Simpson! You're meant to stop people like Spike Staggs from doing things like this.

Simpson: But sir...

JHHIII: DO NOT BUT SIR ME SIMPSON! I've now got to face that lunitic that speaks to people who isn't even there.

Simpson: That could be half the SCW roster sir.

Simpson chuckles but James stares at him, anger in his eyes.

JHHIII: That is NOT funny Simpson, it's not funny in the slightest. Do you see me laughing? Do you? No you do not!

Simpson: I apologize sir

JHHIII: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

James throws the glass across the room, breaking in on impact against the solid brick wall.

JHHIII: It's an outrage Simpson, an absolute outrage! They're putting me in the ring with a guy who is so unstable, he's falling over, he's so not there in the head, he could hurt people. Why didn't you see him standing behind me when I was talking? I expected someone else to accept but no! Why didn't you see this future insane asylum resident standing behind me? Why Simpson, Why?

Simpson: I was looking at you sir.

JHHIII: It doesn't matter, you are meant to protect me, you're meant to see these people sneaking up on me and stop them from getting too close, let alone hitting me on my back like that. Why didn't you protect me?

Simpson: It didn't seem like that much of a push sir.

JHHIII: Well it was, I went flying and now I got to get in the ring with this freaking nutcase! This freaky nutcase who runs a group that does nothing. This guy is crazy and now he's gonna get in the ring with me because you didn't stop him!

Simpson: Master James, in my defense, I did not offer to take on anyone, you put the open challenge out there, it was bad luck that Mr Staggs happened to be there.

JHHIII: Mr Staggs? MR STAGGS? Mr Staggs is not all there in the head, he has more screws loose then that cheap crappy IKEA furniture that I would never buy, because it's so tacky. This guy is nuttier then squirrel droppings! He's out of his head, he shouldn't be on the streets let alone on the roster Simpson!

James flops down on the large double bed in the hotel suite. James lays with his hands behind his head.

Simpson: Maybe you should look at this from a different angle Master James

JHHIII: There is no other angles Simpson, he's a fruit loop, a nut job, a crazy psycho. Ever since his former fiancee kicked him in the lower region, he's become a crazy lunatic. There is no other angle, he's gonna try and kill me!

Simpson: Sir, you know yourself that you won last week, you should be confident.

JHHIII: I am confident, I'm confident of winning but when I beat him, he's gonna go nuts, he's gonna try and kill me. He's gonna try and really hurt me, because he is a big baby when something doesn't go his way. Did you see his promo last week crying about his little group doing nothing, even though he's the leader and is to blame for them doing nothing? After I beat him, he's going to be more upset and gonna try and hurt me Simpson.

Simpson: I will not let him hurt you sir.

JHHIII: You didn't exactly protect me, by stopping him from challenging me! You could have stopped him, by warning me he was there, but nooooooooooo, you didn't, you stood there and watched him do this and challenge me.

Simpson: Sir....

JHHIII: Stop sirring me Simpson! This is not good! This is not good at all, I will beat him, he will sulk and trying to kill me.

Simpson: Do you think Ms. Ryder would let her stable mate harm you? You two have built up a rapport and even though others do not see you are a wonderful talent, Ms. Ryder does.

JHHIII: She joined that crazy guy! She's now under his control Simpson. Have you never seen wrestling before? The group leader tells the others what to do, they do it to impress the group leader! She can't help me now. If he tells her to help kill me, she will have to!

James sighs.

Simpson: I don't think that is how it works Master James. Besides, you just gave Ms Ryder the best present she has ever had, do you really think she will bring harm to you if Mr Staggs tells her to?

James sits up on the bed, a sour look across his face.

JHHIII: If he tells her to, she will have to. She has no choice, it's how wrestling works.

Simpson: So if Synn told Despayre that he had to give you a wedgie, he would do it?

JHHIII: Yes! He would have to to impress Synn! That's how it works Simpson.

Simpson: Well I have your back sir and I believe Ms Jameson has had some dealings with Mr Staggs in the past, maybe she will be able to give you a stragedy to help you overcome this challenge. You see sir, Mr Staggs has a high price on his head should you be successful

JHHIII: Should I be successful?

Simpson: My apologizes sir, when you are successful

JHHIII: Much better.

Simpson: Here's how we must look at this match sir. Mr Staggs, although he has been strangely quiet in Sin City Wrestling, he has been very active in the NWA, stepping up this week to go for their world title. When you beat Mr Staggs, you will have defeated a gentleman who is at the top of his field. When you win, that should propel you to the top and you will be able to get a very big title shot. They may have to rethink their main event for Summer XXXtreme to put you in there, for defeating one of the best wrestlers in the world.

James rubs his chin, after the ego stroking that Simpson has handed out.

JHHIII: I could headline the next supercard when I beat Spike?

Simpson: Stranger things have happened

James smiles, the thoughts of him winning a title, headlining a supercard very fresh in his mind

JHHIII: Yeah! I can beat him then I can go on and go and win the heavyweight title at that supercard with a stupid name.

Simpson: That's the spirit sir!

JHHIII: Yes, yes it is, now go get me a drink, the last one fell out of my hand

Simpson: Of course sir.

Simpson nods and walks away

JHHIII: James Huntington-Hawkes, heavyweight champion of Sin City Wrestling. Sounds perfect!

James smiles as the scene fades out

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