Whilst Matthew wasn’t in action last week he definitely made a statement in the form of a vicious beatdown of Casey Williams with help from his bodyguard Jason Burnside, this week however Matthew was defending the Roulette Championship against Casey Williams and Aleksei Koji, in other words the opposite of what Matthew wanted.
Gnats Landing, Laughlin, Nevada
May 14, 2012, 11:00am
It’s often been said that American pubs can’t hold a candle to English Pubs, and nowhere is this more evident that Gnats Landing.
Regardless myself and Jason Burnside are sharing a drink to celebrate our recent success in destroying Casey Williams and sending a powerful message to the rest of the roster, if you want to challenge me for the Roulette Championship you have to deal with the man who powerbombed Casey Williams through a table.
The two of us are sitting at a table near a pool table where two people are playing the game; off course I can’t be bothered with such a pointless waste of time as I’m celebrating my success with Jason.
JB: That yank had no idea what hit him!
MK: Indeed he didn’t, and with that stipulation my victory is assured!
I and Jason give each other a toast before drinking up.
JB: Just remember; if he gives you any trouble just say the word and I’ll interfere.
I go to say something but I cut off by a message on my blackberry, I dig into my pocket, produce it and look at it.
MK: Ah good, the SCW Card has been announced and I’m defending the……title…….
Matthew’s grin quickly turns to a frown as he looks at the card.
JB: Something wrong boss?
MK: Yes, there is something wrong; my title defense is a Triple Threat Match against Casey Williams and Aleksei Koji.
JB: That big Russian?! What the hell did he do to earn a title shot against you?!
MK: First of all Jason he’s Romanian, not Russian but it’s not like that make’s a bloody difference as he is interfering with my plans just by being in this bloody match and second I don’t know and quite frankly I don’t care, you want to know why? That stipulation I included in the contract only applies to a one on one match between me and Williams, what on Earth are those idiots in the front office thinking?!
JB: You got me there boss, look I’m going to see if I can get a game of pool in, if you need me give me a shout okay?
I merely nod and Jason stands up before walking over to the pool table, I pinch the bridge of my nose before turning to the camera.
MK: Is this a joke? IS THIS A BLOODY JOKE?! All I wanted was a one on one match between myself and Williams and whilst it’s certainly rare that I find myself agreeing with an American, let alone an imbecile like Casey Williams, I’m sure that he feels the same way about Aleksei Koji being added to this match, tell me, what on Earth did he do to earn a Roulette Championship shot?! What’s that? You can’t answer that? Off course you can’t because that gigantic moron did NOTHING to earn this title opportunity.
I finish my alcoholic drink in one gulp; this is nonsense that I am NOT in the mood for!
MK: You wanted to give Aleksei a title shot? Fine, I can handle him one on one no problem! But you do not and I repeat DO NOT involve him in the business between myself and Williams, it’s that simple, in fact I’m willing to bet that the bosses added him to the match in order to screw with my plans, and I am having none of it!
I suppose I better start addressing my two opponents.
MK: I shall start with Casey Williams, Williams two weeks ago you got the better of me after my brutal Steel Cage against Bobby Cage, last week I turned the tables and in the process put you through a table with help from Jason and this week I will gain the upper hand AGAIN this time by retaining MY Roulette Championship!
A bartender comes over to collect my glass, I ask for another whilst holding out a five dollar bill and he nods before taking it.
MK: Williams, what you fail to realize is that I am not only a far superior wrestler to you but I am far more intelligent and sophisticated than you’ll ever hope to be, sure you caught me off guard after my Steel Cage match against Bobby Cage, and yes I am aware of that pun, but I proved the point I just made last week when I took advantage of Johnny’s distraction and had my large friend over there.
I point to Jason who is severely trouncing his opponent in the game of pool.
MK: Destroy you with a Powerbomb through the table, and not only will I defeat you this Monday at Climax Control but I will take great pride in it, the bosses may be more concerned with their silly little women’s tag team tournament but that’s not what the fans pay to see, no they pay to see me defend my Roulette Championship week after week no matter who I’m defending my title against, needless to say I shall take pride in the fact that you will fail this week to defeat me and you will fail to defeat me when we have the match that we signed up for!
Well technically I forced him to sign up for but that’s beside the point.
MK: And now onto the less than pleasant business, I must address a man who doesn’t even belong in this match and I don’t care what those idiots in the front office say, if you haven’t figured it out yet I am off course talking about Aleksei Koji, I briefly touched upon this earlier but it bears repeating, Aleksei Koji has no business being in this match!
I shook my head.
MK: And don’t give me any nonsense about Aleksei earning his spot in this match, those idiots in the front office are only saying that so that they have an excuse to screw up my plans for Casey Williams and this title, regardless your mere presence in this match interferes with my plans for Casey Williams and quite frankly I am insulted that you were even considered for this match.
The bartender walked over with my drink and i snatch it from his hands.
MK: What infuriates me the most though is this scenario, somehow through some perversion of justice, Aleksei Koji wins the championship from me and even worse I would not have to be pinned in order to lose the title, what happens then? Other than me winning it back at a later date and refocusing my efforts on Williams off course, you know what? It doesn’t matter because one way or another I will walk out of this match with the title still in my grasp.
I frowned as I took a sip.
MK: This was supposed to be a one on one match between me and Williams BUT NO! The idiots in the front office decided to include someone who has done nothing to earn a spot in this match and once I am done with him they will realize too late that they have made a grave error in even thinking about adding Koji to this match.
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
MK: Koji, you don’t belong in this match and as a result my focus is entirely on Williams, regardless however I will still walk out of Climax Control with the SCW Roulette Championship around my waste, my name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and Casey Williams is about to be cancelled, Aleksei Koji on the other hand was cancelled before his first show!
JB: Hey boss, I have an idea for the next show.
I look up and see Jason standing there.
MK: What is it?
Jason whispers it in my ear and I grin evilly as the scene fades.
