This past weekend has been a very eventful one for Matthew Kennedy; he’s the new SCW Roulette Champion and won the match against Andre Dixon at Premier Wrestling’s The Big Show, however the match in question was a Mud Match and Matthew got quite muddy in the process, on top off all that though he is jumping straight into his first Roulette Championship defense against Bobby “The Convict” Cage.
Royal Albert Hall, London, England
Sunday the 29th of April 2012, moments after the Roulette Championship match
This was supposed to be my moment of glory.
I am well aware that the Roulette Championship Rules state that the title can be contested under any kind of match, I knew this going in, but who the bloody hell added a MUD MATCH too the Roulette? You may as well add a Bra and Panties match too it whilst you’re at it!
Regardless that was a few moments ago and I am currently having the mud washed off me, not a problem right? Wrong, the mud got EVERYWHERE and as a result I am having the most thorough shower in my life, well I was but I have just gotten out and I’m wrapping the towel around my waist.
Ms. Rocky Mountains: Matthew, can I get some……….oh………
I look up with alarm when I hear the voice of Ms. Rocky Mountains who is blushing quite furiously, I sneer at her.
MK: Do you bloody mind? I was just in the shower because of that ridicules match I was just in! Did you not hear the running water?!
Ms. Rocky Mountains: I……I did…….but Christian told me to get your thoughts on the match and your next Roulette Championship match.
MK: Well at least let me get dressed first!
Rocky quickly leaves the room and I get dressed putting on the t-shirt and jeans that I wore coming in to the arena………..then the last thing Ms. Rocky Mountains said dawned on me.
MK: What the bloody hell do you mean by next Roulette Championship match?!
The interviewer takes that as her cue to enter the room and she does so as I am tying my long, soaked hair into a ponytail, I glare at her and she’s able to shake off her flustered state long enough to start the interview.
Ms. Rocky Mountains: This is Ms. Rocky Mountains reporting live from London Brawling where just moments ago “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy won his first championship in SCW under controversial circumstances, Matthew what are your thoughts about the match.
MK: The match?! This was supposed to be my moment of glory, I finally won the SCW Roulette Championship in my home country of England and the match type ends up being a Mud Match, if I weren’t so busy showing Atta around the city I would’ve found out sooner but I’d still be just as outraged and to make matters worse it’s reffed by some bimbo who was clearly hired because she willingly spread her legs for the bosses, not unlike the dumb bitch standing next to me.
Rocky is clearly offended by that comment but manages to keep her cool.
MK: But that doesn’t matter at all, you know why? Because at the end of the day I still have this championship!
I said before reaching behind me and grabbing the title, I sling it over my shoulder before turning to Rocky.
MK: And speaking of which, what was that about my next SCW Roulette Championship defense?
Ms. Rocky Mountains: Oh, right, you’re facing Bobby Cage this week on Climax Control where SCW returns to the US after a month long tour of Europe, thoughts?
I frown as this information goes through my head.
MK: Bobby Cage, well I suppose he did win that Battle Royal earlier tonight but that’s beside the point, you see Rocky it took me a long time to get this title and I don’t plan on losing this thing anytime soon, I don’t care who my challengers are nor what type of match it will be contested in, if it’s a no holds barred match I will put on a performance so brutal it'll make the brutal match that will undoubtedly take place later tonight between Cena/Lesnar look like a fight on a Saturday Morning Cartoon Show, if it’s a submission match I will tie him in so many knots that he’ll bare a strong resemblance to a pretzel, no matter what match it is I will win, this interview is over.
I said bluntly and Rocky quickly leaves, the cameraman stays around however and I grin.
MK: So, I’m facing Bobby Cage in my first Roulette Championship defense, Bobby you’re going to wish that you never faced me, you want to know why? I am on a roll, four victories, one draw and if you’re wondering where the fourth victory came from watch Premier Wrestling’s The Big Show on PPV, I beat Andre Dixon in that cross promotional match, what am I getting at? Simply put you will not halt my momentum and when I beat you I will move on to better qualified challengers.
I shook my head.
MK: Bobby, you are the second person in the space of two weeks that I’ve faced who has a criminal record, no I’m not referring to Bo Dreamwolf as far as I know that man has a record cleaner than a baby’s shave, I’m referring to the man I faced at the SCW vs. ICW match at Premier Wrestling on Saturday but that’s beside the point, the fact that I’ll possibly be facing someone who went to jail on a murder charge does worry somewhat, and once again this is the American Legal System at work folks!
Seriously why does wrestling attract so many people with criminal records? Last I checked wrestling had nothing to do with Rap Music!
MK: With that said Bobby, not only will I retain MY championship next week on Climax Control but I intend to hold on to this title for a very long time and you will be the first of many, MANY Roulette Championship defenses by yours truly, if you have ANY hope of taking this title from me throw them away now!
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
MK: I can handle the humiliation of that Mud Wrestling Match with what little dignity I have left after what transpired in that match, however I cannot handle the notion of someone like Bobby “The Convict” Cage and therefore I will not let allow that to happen, not today, not tomorrow, not ten years from now, my name is “Prime Time” Matthew Kennedy and you, Bobby Cage, are about to be cancelled!
I turned on the TV just as the main event introductions where starting as the scene fades.
