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BEA BARNHART PROMO FOR CLIMAX CONTROL 451

The scene opens with a camera shot of Bea Barnhart relaxing in her dressing room at the Legoland California resort. We notice that Bea’s husband, and fellow wrestler, Bill Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, are not there with Bea so we assume Bea will let us know where Bill and Iris are located once she gets into her comments for her upcoming match against Alexandra Calaway at Climax Control 451. After a short delay the camera person assigned to Bea informs Bea that WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta will be going live broadcasting with her to get her take on her upcoming match against Alexandra Calaway. Shortly the camera person informs Bea that Alison Mastrangelo, the WSB-TV Channel 2 Sports Anchor for their network covering Atlanta and the State of Georgia. The camera lights up with Bea in her dressing room and Alison Mastrangelo in the Sports Broadcast Center at WSB-TV, Channel 2, and their conversation begins.

Alison:  Hi Bea! It is nice that, as the Sports Anchor for WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta, that I have the honor of interviewing a Georgia and Atlanta personality, you of course, as Sin City Wrestling is presenting Climax Control 451 on Sunday, March 22, 2026, where you are facing off against Alexandra Calaway.

Bea:  Thanks for taking time to interview me prior to my match against Alexandra Callaway. She recently earned the Bombshell Internet Championship and now she has a bigger ego than she had before. That is why I am happy to have been assigned against her in this match. That way when I beat down her ego she will remember this match for a very long time.

Alison:  Is the Bombshell Internet Championship on the line in this match for you to attempt to earn it?

Bea:  Not at this edition of Climax Control. However, Alison, when I defeat Alexandra this Sunday I am sure Management will assign me to face Alexandra with her Bombshell Internet Championship on the line.

Alison: Do you believe that when you defeat Alexandra at Climax Control 451 that Management will place you in a match against Alexandra Calaway with the Bombshell Internet Championship on the line and do you believe you will win the match and become the newly crowned Bombshell Internet Championship?

Bea:  YES to both parts of your question Alison!

Alison:  Before I get into more questions concerning your upcoming match may I ask if your husband, Bill, and your English Bulldog Iris, traveled with you to Carlsbad, California, for Climax Control 451?

Bea:  No they did not travel with me for this edition of Climax Control. When one of us is assigned to a match, and the other is not assigned to a match on that card, we often allow the wrestler who is not scheduled on the card to remain at home to ensure everything is okay at our house and that Iris can spend more quality time with the one that remains at home while the other of us is on tour wrestling. Also, before you ask the question, NO I do not need Bill at ringside during my wrestling events even though most of my opponents, especially those like Alexandra Calaway, who have to pay for people to attack their opponents so they can get cheap wins in the wrestling ring, and they think up other ways of trying to cheat their opponents our of a wins. I do not nave to cheat to win like Alexandra and half the Bombshells in Win City Wrestling have to do.

Alison:  Since I don’t have the statistics on you and Alexandra could you give our viewers some information on how you two measure up against each other?

Bea:  Sure! I come into this match at 5 feet 5 inches in height and 120 pounds in weight. Alexandra comes into this match at 5 feet 6 inches and 125 pounds. What Alexandra Calaway fails to understand is that having one inch of height, and one pound of weight, does not give her an advantage.

Alison:  So if the two of you are even in height and weight where do either of you get the advantage from?

Bea:  The height and weight of wrestlers in matches rarely gives the larger or heavier wrestler an advantage. I have watched many wrestling matches where someone as tall and heavy as Andre The Giant or as big and heavy as Haystacks Calhoun or Man Mountain Mike, ended up on the side that lost the advantage for various reasons. In most cases, even in matches where both wrestlers are nearly the same height and weight, as myself and Alexandra are, the wrestler with the most agility and intelligence are the ones who win.

Alison:  Interesting. Thanks for presenting that information for me and the viewers.

Before Bea or Alison is able to make another comment the cell phone of Bea rings and when she looks at the phone the caller is her husband Bill.

Bea:  Sorry about the phone call Alison but it is my husband Bill so I need to take the call. I won’t be long on the call then we can continue our conversation.

Alison:  I’m good over here Bea. Just let me know when you are done with the call and we will continue our conversation.

Bea:  Hi Bill!!! Hi Iris!!! I appreciate the call but I am also in a conversation with Alison, the Sports Anchor at WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta, so I am not able talk for a very long. How are you and Iris doing?

Bill:  It is nice to be home but not nice to be far away from you Bea. Iris is missing you as much as I am missing you. But my staying at home allows me to make sure everything is okay at our house and it is nice to spend time with our neighbor, Andrew, as he is the one who takes care of Iris when she is unable to travel with us on tour with Sin City Wrestling and that helps me keep Iris out of trouble.

Bea:  Iris? Staying out of trouble? Seriously? Iris is always in trouble!!!

Bill:  I know you are in an interview for your match against Alexandra Calaway so I will be ending our call now. From what I have seen from you so far with your comments you are extremely anxious to get into your match against Alexandra and I am hoping that after you defeat her that Sin City Wrestling Management will assign you to an Internet Championship Match against her so that you can earn the Internet Championship.

Bea:  Yeah that is also what I am hoping for. Sorry, Bill, but I need to get back to talking with Alison from WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta. Please tell Andrew we appreciate when he takes care of Iris for us when we are on tour with Sin City Wrestling. Iris you need to behave yourself for Daddy Bill. Thanks for the call but I need to get back to my interview with Alison.

Bill:  Have fun kicking ass on Alexandra Callaway!!! Bye!!!

Bill and Bea end their phone call and Bea returns to her interview with Alison from WSB-TV Channel 2 in Atlanta.

Bea:  I am sorry about the interruption Alison. I had no clue Bill would call me and, of course, it would be during my conversation with you.

Alison:  I am here for you Bea. You always bring respect and honor to Atlanta and the State of Georgia and we are glad to have you in our State.

Bea:  Are you ready for my closing comments for today?

Alison:  Of course.

Bea:  Alexandra I have some comments for you to take into consideration. I want to give you these closing comments while on live television so that everyone watching knows how you really are. As you know since I arrived in Sin City Wrestling I have been accused of doing things that have all be proven to be lies the other wrestlers, mostly the Bombshell wrestlers, spread about me. I guess they figured if they hurled lies at me, and about me, that the other wrestlers, and the fans, would side with them. Although I was found innocent of everything the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestler accused me of doing they continued to hurl vile and ignorant lies about me. Alexandra you have to understand how that makes you, and the other wrestlers, look to everyone who looks at you all.

Alison:  You got my attention. I want to watch your truthful comments melt the other wrestlers.

Bea:  Going back to my school days growing up in the Philippines I had my share of thug students lying about me and attacking me both mentally and physically. The schools in Manila were mostly run by Nuns and they saw what the mean girls were doing to me and they understood that because I was beautiful, extremely intelligent, and I was liked by other students so, of course, the mean girls were jealous. While in my Senior year of High School I exited the school building and I was suddenly surrounded by several of the mean girls. They spit on me. . .they slapped me. . .they kicked me. . .punched me. . .and they called me demeaning names. Knowing that the Nuns running the school were watching I didn’t want to take physical action against my attackers. But when I looked up and into the eyes of the head Nun of the school I saw a huge smile come on her face and she nodded her head in a gesture for me to beat down the mean girls, so I did so. It took me about 5 minutes to totally destroy the group of mean girls to where I left them on the ground bloody, bruised, and humiliated. When I got up and looked at the head Nun, and she had a huge grin on her face, and then she gave me a thumbs up for taking action against those mean girls. Next thing I heard were the other girls in the school cheering me on while they tossed negative comments at the mean girls who tried to harm me. I took that experience from High School seriously and up to today when I have to deal with so-called mean girls here in Sin City Wrestling I go full speed ahead since I already know I am super intelligent, I have several college Degrees, and I know there is nothing these cowardly wrestlers can do to me that hasn’t been tried previously.

Alison:  Is there anything else you wish to present before we end our video call?

Bea:  I have been accused by the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling as using foreign substances, weapons, and other things, to either disable my opponents or to take out an opponent that Bill is facing. Never once has there been any hard proof and hard evidence that I did anything wrong. The spraying of perfume in the faces of opponents was the biggest lie the other wrestlers, both the Male and Female wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling, perpetrated. I was actually suspended for a time by Management until they called in a Scientist and Medical Lab to come in and test my perfume bottle. What they found after conducting a half dozen tests on my spray perfume bottle and remnants of what was inside the spray perfume bottle the results were made public and it turned out all I had in the spray bottle was tap water. Water. Just plain clean water right out the tap.

Alison:  Did anyone apologize to you for perpetrating the false accusations on you?

Bea:  The first to apologize to me were the Management Staff of Sin City Wrestling. I thanked them for being honest with me and the others in Sin City Wrestling. There were also numerous wrestlers, mostly the Bombshells, who came to me and apologized for them having followed the lies instead of waiting for the truth to come out. However, Alison, even though that incident took place years ago there are still wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling who cannot let go of their false accusations against me. So what I do, since they refuse to admit that they lied about what was in my perfume bottle, is when I get assigned to wrestle against them I out-wrestle them, I out-maneuver them, I out-think them. And I take them out and drop them into the trash bin where they belong.

Alison:  Well, Bea, rest assured you are one of the most favored wrestler who lives in the State of Georgia and it is my pleasure to ask you to do an interview with me again whenever you want.

Bea:  Alison you will always been the first person I contact when I have a match against one of the Bombshell mean girls so that you can enjoy the destruction I hit them with.

As Bea issues her final comments the camera feed goes dark.