[Andrew]

MIKA WHO?

The scene opens at the hotel room of where Bill and Bea Barnhart are staying for Climax Control 437. As the camera person enters the dressing room to air Bea’s comments for her match against Mika Attano, we hear a familiar song playing loudly in the dressing room and we take note that Bea is moving to the music from the song DA DO RON RON by The Crystals, and singing along with the group in the song. Instead of interrupting the camera person motions to Bea and Bill to wait until the song is over before they launch into comments concerning Bea’s match.

Bea notices the camera person and since the song she was playing was just beginning she re-sets the song to play from the beginning so the viewers can hear the entire song, titled DA DO RON RON by THE CRYSTALS.

Bea:  I want  you to listen to the entire song titled DA DO RON RON by The Crystals. This will tell you why I love Bill and why he loves me. This is the reason that if I catch anyone trying to touch Bill or try to flirt with him they will pay dearly and painfully for their stupidity. With that said here is the entire song of DA DO RON RON by THE CRYSTALS.

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DA DO RON RON  (The Crystals)

I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still
Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron
Somebody told me that his name was Bill
Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron

Yeah, my heart stood still
Yes, his name was Bill
And when he walked me home
Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron

I knew what he was doing when he caught my eye
Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron
He looked so quiet but my oh my
Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron

Yeah, he caught my eye
Yes, oh my, oh my
And when he walked me home
Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron
He picked me up at seven and he looked so fine
Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron

Someday soon I'm gonna make him mine
Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron
Yeah, he looked so fine,
Yes, I'll make him mine
And when he walked me home
Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah...
Da-doo-ron-ron
Da-doo-ron-ron...

The song, DA DOO RON RON by THE CRYSRALS ends and Bea turns off the music and walks over to sit on the couch in their hotel room next to her husband, and fellow Sin City Wrestling Wrestler, Bill Barnhart. Bea is ready to comment on her upcoming match again Mika Attano to open Climax Control 437.

Bea:  Hi and thank you for joining me today and thank you for enjoying the music I had playing. The history between myself and Bill is that while I was out and about I came across Bill, like what you heard in the song by The Crystals, and I could not turn away from Bill. After that initial encounter we have been married and we both now work in Sin City Wrestling. I have the opening match for Climax Control 437. I am facing someone named Mika but not the Mikah we are familiar with in Sin City Wrestling. I hate to have to be the one to give a brutal welcome, and a loss in our match, to Mika Attano.

Bill:  This location for our event is new to me. Although I grew up in Oakland, California, we rarely traveled to this area of California. Not sure why they built a sports venue in this area of California but I guess they had a good reason to do so.

Bea:  I wonder what good reason, if any, did Mika Attano had to come to Sin City Wrestling and get stuck as my opponent in the opening match of Climax Control 437. With me wanting to get back into the hunt for the Bombshell Roulette Championship there is no way I am going to allow Mika to derail me.

Bill:  Do you have any advice to give to Mika Attano?

Bea:  Of course I do. Mika you need to be mentally prepared to lose your debit match against me as I am mentally prepared to defeat you and continue working for another shot at the Bombshell Roulette Championship. You need to be mentally prepared to leave our match not only defeated by me but hurting so badly that you may ask to remain off the wrestling cards for several weeks so that you can recover from the beat-down I am going to give you.

Bill:  Hang on for a moment Bea. I have an incoming call from our neighbor, Andrew, in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

Bea:  That is okay Bill. Both of us have nothing to hide from the fans, the media, or the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling.

The assigned camera person keeps their camera running as Bill takes the call from their neighbor, Andrew, in Lawrenceville, Georgia, and Bill puts the call on speaker so that Bea can also hear the conversation.

Bill:  Hi, Andrew, is everything okay? Did something happen to Iris?

Andrew:  No. Iris is doing well but she does miss you and Bea. The problem is actually with Felix Hernandez.

Bill:  Somehow I knew after Felix got released from Sin City Wrestling that he would continue to stalk us. What did he do?

Andrew:  Since I am your neighbor a few houses down from your house when you and Bea are on tour with Sin City Wrestling I stay at your house to keep Iris company and take her for walks and feed her and it is fun to sleep in the bed with her and cuddle her. Since the time you and Bea traveled to California for your wrestling I have been hearing noises around your house and Iris sometimes wakes up during the night as she hears the noise also. I happened to look at the surveillance cameras you have around your house and I found out the perpetrator was Felix Hernandez. I do not know if he wanted to see if you were home so he could talk to you or if he was trying to break in. I made a report to Gwinnett County Police Department and are going to watch your home for about two weeks to see if they can catch Felix snooping around. I wanted to let you know you have nothing to worry about, especially with Iris, as I am going to have Iris stay at my house until you and Bea return from your wrestling tour.

Bill:  Thanks, Andrew, for letting us know. If you notice him lurking around again call the Gwinnett County Police and have them call me so I can tell them how I want them to handler Felix snooping around our house. We have to get back to Bea’s comments on her upcoming match. Sorry to run off but rest assured we are glad you are protecting our house and Iris.

Bill ends the call and he apologizes to the viewers for the interruption in Bea’s comments concerning her upcoming match as Climax Control 437 against Mika Attano.

Bea:  Well. . .well. . .well. . .we finally heard a little bit from Mika Attano at Climax Control 436. It turns out that she is my opponent to open Climax Control 437 this coming weekend. Before Mika came out and made her comments I heard some backstage rumors that Mika isn’t what the claims to be. Just another average wrestler who resorts to violence because her wrestling sucks. If I had a Dollar for each pathetic average wrestler I had to deal with I would have enough money to pay off all of my bills.

Bill:  What did you just say? You said you want to pay off your Bill? If you are handing out money for Bill I am the Bill you can hand the money over to. Har har har!!!

Bea:  Very funny Bill. Nothing like having a husband who has a warped sense of humor. But I return to questioning my next opponent. So, Mika, what I heard you say and talk about at Climax Control 436 was about as useless as listening to someone fart after they ate several burritos and a lot of chili sauce. You did not come across to others in Sin City Wrestling as a threat to us. You did not come across to others in Sin City Wrestling as a soon-to-be challenger for any of the Championships in Sin City Wrestling. The way you look and act and talk did not intimidate anyone, most of all ME, so all you managed to do was make a fool out of yourself. Nice going there fool girl.

Bill:  You are in a GO AFTER THEM mode Bea. Keep it going.

Bea:  Mika you flat out stated in your ramblings at Climax Control 436 that you are not here to wrestle in the ring but that you are here to beat down and hurt and injure your opponents. Apparently you have very little, or no, experience in the world of wrestling if you think that is going to get you wins. Maybe a bit of light shining in your eyes might wake you up. Unless a wrestling match is a NO RULES or NO DISQUALIFICATION or some other type of wrestling match where violence outside of the regular rules is okay to do then you, as a wrestler, need to stay within the rules or you get disqualified by the Referee and your opponent wins the match.

Bill:  You go Bea!

Bea:  Mika you probably have heard me state that I want to become the Bombshell Roulette Champion. I will obtain the Bombshell Roulette Championship soon and I fully expect you to walk up to me and praise me for obtaining that goal. I defeated one of the Bombshell wrestlers numerous times. She never got a win over me. I made her submit in every defeat she took to me. Then while I was being assigned to wrestle other wrestlers the wrestler I defeated more than seven times got a shot at the Bombshell Roulette Championship and she won the Championship. I vowed that the next time I got a shot at the Bombshell Hardcore Championship I plan on winning the Championship and successfully defend it for a very long time.

Bill:  Well stated Bea.

Bea:  In closing I wish to inform you, Mika, that you are doomed to take a heavy loss to me. I am not going to go easy on you. I am not going to be nice to you. I don’t care if I hurt you to the point that you have to be carried out of the ring to get back to your dressing room. I am not here to baby you. I am here to destroy you. Enjoy your freedom while you have it because after I defeat you in our match you will not have any more freedom.

Bea informs the camera person she is done with her comments for her match and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.