I HAVE ANOTHER LOSER OPPONENT
NARRATOR: Greetings and than you for joining me for my lead-in comments on Bill Barnhart’s upcoming match, at Climax Control 436, where Bill is going to make short work of Brandon Hendrix. With my opening comments out of the way I will allow the Network to switch you over to Bill Barnhart so you can get his comments directly from him mouth.
The scene shifts to the camera person who has been assigned to cover Bill’s comments on his upcoming match. They are focusing their camera on Bill and Bea Barnhart in the Hyatt Regency Long Beach where they are staying. Bill and Bea thank the camera person for their time to air Bill’s comments concerning his upcoming match against Brandon Hendrix. Bea asks the camera person to let them know when they have their camera secure so they can launch into comments concerning Bill’s upcoming match.
When the camera person has their camera stable and the camera is focused on Bill and Bea Barnhart, Bill opens with comments
Bill: Thanks to everyone who tuned in to hear my comments concerning my upcoming match against Brandon Hendrix at Climax Control 436. This event is taking place in Long Beach, California, at the Walter Pyramid. And, once again, I have what I would classify as a lame, pathetic, and broken, opponent.
Bea: As most of you may know, or should know, I am an active wrestler in Sin City Wrestling in the Bombshell Division and I am also legally the Manager for Bill which means I am authorized to be present at ringside during his matches. Most of the wrestlers don’t like the fact that I am at ringside during Bill’s matches but I have a valid purpose being at ringside. I am at ringside for Bill’s matches to ensure his opponents do not hire interference, or pay people to attack Bill before, or during, his matches. I am also at ringside to ensure that if we end up with a Referee who fails to call the match fairly for all the wrestlers involved in the match I will call them out and get them reprimanded.
After Bea’s comments Bill raises his hand and Bill and Bea slap hands in a HIGH FIVE before returning to focusing into the camera to present comments on Bill’s match.
Bill: Okay. We have the preliminaries out of the way so now it is time for me to get into direct comments concerning my opponent for this match and that opponent is Brandon Hendrix. I will start off with the history I found on him here in Sin City Wrestling. Normally when people are serving in a Wrestling Federation, but there is no mention of their history in that Wrestling Federation, you expect the person to keep their mouth shut and stop talking smack when they have nothing to brag about that they can verify. However I can say that they deserve to get a punched and slapped by the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling. From what I saw on the official Card for Climax Control 436 there is a mention that Brandon Hendrix is “RETURNING” to serve in Sin City Wrestling. Hmmm. . .sometimes in life one plus one does not equal two and this is apparently one of those times. I searched the history of matches in Sin City Wrestling and I do not see the name of Brandon Hendrix listed as holding any Championships in our Federation. Even if Brandon held Championships in other Wrestling Federations that fact there I am unable to find any mention of that means Brandon is nothing but bullshit when compared to what they supposedly have accomplished here in Sin City Wrestling. So, Brandon, you can continue to talk about your glory days in Sin City Wrestling but I am not seeing what you are seeing as I am not high on hallucinogenic substances.
Bill and Bea pause their comments so that both of them can get their laughter out of them and get back to commenting on Bill’s upcoming match against Brandon Hendrix.
Bea: At least Bill has the right to brag about being a two-time Roulette Champion in Sin City Wrestling with a side note on him holding the Mixed Tag Team Championship with me as his partner. On the other side of the aisle, over where Brancon Hendrix is standing and running his mouth, I hear no factual information but I do hear hundreds of crickets chirping.
Bill: The next thing I wish to discuss is how myself and Brandon measure up to each other. With the information I was able to find on Brandon I see he is entering our match at 6 feet 3 inches in height with me entering our match at 6 feet 4 inches. The way I see that statistic is that we are even up on height. As for the weight we are listed at for our match I am coming into our match at 240 pounds and Brandon is coming into our match at 256 pounds. So I give it to him that he has 16 pounds of weight over me. That is about as much of an advantage that a Chihuahua would have going up against a Pit Bill. Good Luck Brandon because you are going to need all the luck you can find to hang with me in our match for more than five minutes.
Before the two can return to their comments on Bill’s upcoming match the phone app on Bea’s laptop computer sounds Bea looks at the caller and it is their English Bulldog Iris.
Bea: Bill I am getting a video call request from Andrew in Lawrenceville, Georgia. He said Iris is missing us since we left to participate in Climax Control 436 in Long Beach. Are you okay with us taking a short break on your match comments to talk with Iris so that she knows where we are and why we are not at home with her at this time?
Bill: Of course. Family always take priority over the opponent we are facing next.
Bea clicks a few items on her laptop computer and the image of their English Bulldog, Iris, pops up on the screen. When Iris sees Daddy Bill and Mommy Bea she jumps up on her feet, spins around happily, and she snorts a few times, so Bill and Bea know Iris is happy to see them.
Bea: Sorry that we are not able to take you on tours with us Iris like we used to do. We are working with Sin City Wrestling Management to allow us to take you with us while we are on tour. We are getting some documents drafted to ensure that if you damage anything that we will cover the cost to fix those items. When those items are worked out you will be able to join us on our wrestling tours.
Iris is so happy that she barks and spins around then she returns to focusing on the video call.
Bill: Hi Iris! Are you behaving for our neighbor, Andrew, since he is the one who takes care of you when we are on tour?
Iris: Bark! Woof! Snort! (YES! OF COURSE! AND I MISS YOU AND MOMMY BEA)
Bill: We love you and miss you too Iris!
Bea: Sorry we have to cut our video call short Iris. We only have a limited amount of air time to broadcast our comments for Bill’s match at Climax Control 436. We will talk to you again soon Iris.
Bea closes the video call with Iris. Bea knows that Iris will be sad that her video call was short but she has their neighbor, Andrew, taking care of her while Bill and Bea are on tour with Sin City Wrestling. The duo return to gazing into the camera to talk about Bill’s match at Climax Control 436.
Bea: Bill are your main thoughts about facing Brandon Hendrix?
Bill: For sure Brandon has to be nervous about our match because he has been inactive for a fair amount of time. He can come into our match dreaming about his past matches but from what I have seen he doesn’t have much to brag about. Most wrestlers, when they post a Bio and Information sheet, they usually list all the wrestling federations they served in. Apparently Brandon has nothing to refer to and brag about or he would have listed those accomplishments.
Bea: Bill you do not list your past associations with other wrestling federations except for Asylum Wrestling Alliance and Red Sun Wrestling. So do you think it is inappropriate for you to mention two of the wrestling promotions you worked in?
Bill: I am glad you asked that question Bea. I mention Asylum Wrestling Alliance occasionally and for a very good reason. I was one of their most productive wrestlers in the Federation. Over the many years I worked in Asylum Wrestling Alliance I held every Championship with the exception of two new Championships that they placed into play and then Goth had to close Asylum Wrestling Alliance. From there I went to numerous Wrestling Federations but most of them sucked. My last Wrestling Federation, before signing on with Sin City Wrestling, was Red Sun Wrestling. They sent me up to challenge for their World Heavyweight Championship and I easily obtained it. However, as things go sometimes, there were some external and internal conflicts that caused Management to close Red Sun Wrestling shortly after I became their World Heavyweight Championship.
Bea: For the benefit of those who do not know how you came to serve in Sin City Wrestling could you clarify that for them?
Bill: Asylum Wrestling Alliance, for a long period of time, was known in the Wrestling World as one of the most active Wrestling organization, with some of the best talent in the sport of Wrestling, and the Staff was above Superstar level and they keep things in order. To be honest, considering the total number of Wrestling Federations I worked in before joining Sin City Wrestling, I have no hesitation telling everyone that Sin City Wrestling is the best place to be.
Bea: Bill the camera person has informed me that we are reaching the end of our air time for this presentation. If you have any comments you wish to present for the fans, and for Brandon Hendrix, this is the time to do it and you have only a few minutes to get the comments out to the viewers.
Bill: Simply put Brandon Hendrix is not in my league and not at my level of wrestling perfection. Brandon is coming into our match talking tough and flexing his muscles but his clown show isn’t impressing me or the fans. Talking smack is one thing but backing up your smack talk is a totally different level of perfection. And, Brandon, in closing I want you to know that Bea, as my Manager, will be closely watching our match. As my Manager Bea has the right to prevent interference from my opponents, to prevent opponents from using illegal weapons, and to ensure that anyone bought off to interfere in my match will be dealt with harshly and taken out of the arena. With that said, Brandon, I hope you enjoy your free time before you face off against me this weekend. One of the sayings I live by is that a person can go down in defeat or they can go down in humiliation or they can go down in a humiliating defeat.
I say that because you may enjoy your free time before our match takes place there will not be any enjoyment for you after I defeat and humiliate you!!! You should thank me because I am going to give you a reason to return into retirement.
The camera person gives the cut sign to Bill and Bea Barnhart to let them know that the Network has ended the camera feed. Bill and Bea thank the camera person for their time in airing Bill’s comments for his match at Climax Control 436 against Brandon Hendrix.
