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KAYLA RICHARDS AGAIN?
« on: March 13, 2025, 10:20:21 AM »
KAYLA RICHARDS AGAIN? DAMN! I KEEP DEFEATING HER AND SHE KEEPS COMING BACK FOR MORE BEATINGS

“It’s fear that makes us lose our conscience. It’s also what transforms us into cowards.” Marjane Satrapi

We remain with the camera shot from when Bea, as the Manager for Felix Hernandez, was showing her support for Felix, as his Manager, for his upcoming match at Climax Control 420, while he was addressing his opponents. The current camera shot, minus Felix Hernandez, shows Bea Barnhart standing in front of wrestling ring for Climax Control 420. Bea looks into the camera and begins to make her comments. Although the assigned camera person has their camera focused on Bea Barnhart to air her comments concerning her upcoming match we notice that Bea is holding a small tablet computer in her hands and it appears Bea is talking to someone. Bea looks up from her tablet screen and realizes that the assigned camera person is already broadcasting her to the viewers.

Bea:  I am so sorry for everyone who is watching. I was informed that I would have around ten minutes of time to do a video call with our English Bulldog, Iris, before they start broadcasting my comments for my match with Kayla. Just allow me say a few things with Iris then I will end my video call with her. How are you doing Iris? Is your Uncle Andrew taking good care of you?

Iris perks up when she hears the voice of Mommy Bea and then Iris starts barking and whining and jumping around to indicate that the neighbor of Bill and Bea Barnhart, Andrew, is taking good care of her while they are on tour. Andrew, the neighbor who takes care of Iris while Bill and Bea are on tour with Sin City Wrestling comes into camera view. He greets Bea then he listens in on the conversation between Mommy Bea and Iris.

Bea:  Andrew I wish to thank you for taking care of Iris while we are on tour with Sin City Wrestling. I will talk with Iris for a little bit bit I have only a short time to find out what is up with her and Pete The Cactus. So, Iris, soon we will have Senor Vinnie and Pete The Cactus come to Georgia to stay with us when we have a break from the Wrestling tour. I guess you would love to have Pete The Cactus stay with us for a few days?

Iris starts barking and she stands up and runs around the living room nearly knocking furniture, and Andrew, over onto the floor. Iris calms down a bit so Bea continues speaking with her.

Bea:  I only have a few minutes left before I have to end our video call. Is there anything you want to ask me or have me tell to Daddy Bill?

Iris mutters and barks and whines a lot of different various sounds, including some whines that are from her excitement of knowing that soon Pete The Cactus will come and stay at their house for a few days so Iris and Pete can have official dates and re-establish their personal relationship.

Bea:  Sorry, Iris, but my time is up so I will end the video call. You behave while Uncle Andrew is taking care of you. Bye!

Bea ends the video call then she turns to focus into the camera to begin her comments related to her match against Kayla Richards. To open her comments concerning her match we watch as Bea sneers into the camera then she glares a deep stare into the camera.

Bea:  Well. . .well. . .well. . .once again Kayla Richards has decided to get in my business and demand a match against me. Want to know something Kayla? There is a saying that goes BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR. . .AS YOU MIGHT JUST GET IT and I assure you…I promise you. . .I guarantee you. . .that what you are going to get from me is a beat-down. . .an ass kicking. . .bruises. . .and possibly broken bones. . .and I plan on making you submit with one of my many submission holds…so that the next time the idea of challenging me for a wrestling match the one or two remaining working brain cells you still have will talk you out of demanding another match with me.

Bea lets out a roaring laugh then after the regains her composure she continues laying down the truth to Kayla.

Bea:  As you noticed I opened my comments today by displaying a quote about cowards by Marjane Satrapi. It states the truth as follows. “It’s fear that makes us lose our conscience. It’s also what transforms us into cowards.” I don’t have to concern myself over that statement like you must have concern over it. I never back down from anyone, or any thing, so that is why I am confident and secure in who I am and what I am capable of both in my personal life and in my wrestling career.

Bea again roars with laughter knowing she is addressing Kayla with comments that tell the truth about how Kayla Richards is “all bark and no bite” like a toothless Chihuahua dog.

Bea:  Kayla I need to know if you honestly contain any comprehension skills that would allow you to evaluate a situation so that when you realize the danger you are putting yourself into that you would do the logical thing which is to walk away from the danger you are putting yourself into. I would suppose that if you went to a Psychologist they would evaluate you and give you a certificate that proves, scientifically, that you are a coward and a liar. What’s that Kayla? You are giving a confused look into your television screen and you are trying to figure out what the hell I am talking about? So glad you asked because I am damn sure glad to explain it to you,

Bea pauses her comments to take a drink of Coke then she puts the can down and continues commenting to Kayla.

Bea:  Kayla you remind me of the three morons who were waking down the sidewalk when the came across something laying on the sidewalk. The three morons stop and the first one looks at the item on the sidewalk and makes the comment “THAT LOOKS LIKE POOP!!!” The other two morons tell the first moron that it does, in fact, look like poop, but there has to be more investigation done to prove whether the item on the sidewalk is poop or not. So the second moron bends down and takes a deep sniff of the item on the sidewalk. When they do that they start waving their hands around trying to get the horrible smell out of their nostrils. Then this second moron comments that “OKAY SO FAR WE HAVE DETERMINED THAT THE ITEM LOOKS LIKE POOP AND THEN WE JUST DETERMINED THAT THE ITEM SMELLS LIKE POOP SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW?”  The third moron scratches their head trying to think up an way to absolutely prove if the item on the sidewalk is, or is not, poop. This third moron kneels down on the sidewalk, then they reached down and piked up the item they thought was poop, and they places it into their mouth to taste it. They immediately started coughing and gagging and vomiting. When the third moron is able to speak again they say “OKAY WE PROVED THAT THE ITEM LOOKED LIKE POOP, AND THEN WE PROVED THE ITEM SMELLED LIKE POOP, AND NOW I JUST PROVED THAT THE ITEM DOES, IN FACT, TASTE LIKE POOP, AND YOU SAW ME PUKE WHEN I ATE IT. WITH THAT INVESTIGATION DONE I CLEARLY DECLARE THAT THE ITEM WE ENCOUNTERED IS, IN FACT, POOP. THEREFORE I AM SURE GLAD WE DIDN’T STEP IN IT!!!”

After these three morons finished their investigation they walked off down the sidewalk satisfied that they determined that they are not stupid and that they proved that the item they thought was poop was, in fact, poop.

Bea:  So, Kayla, why did I present this often repeated story of the three morons for you? Because you are represented by the three morons in the story. You don’t have logical thinking so you make stuff up as you go along your way and that type of thinking always leads to failure. As you saw with the story of the three morons their intent to know what the item on the sidewalk really was they could have resolved the question in ten seconds or less instead of one of them closely looking at it, and the other moron smelling it, and the third one eating it.

Bea drinks more Coke then she continues with her comments.

Bea:  Taking the story of the three morons looking at, smelling, and tasting poop, just to prove or disprove whether it was poop, they could have just gone on their way and not end up looking like morons. Think about it Kayla. I am superior to you when it comes to using submission holds and maneuvers to disable opponents while you are not. I am superior to you in dealing with distractions in matches while you are not. I am superior to you when it comes to easily getting myself out of holds that my opponents attempt to put me into while you are not. The end result is that I will easily and quickly defeat you and make you look like the fool we all know that you are.

Bea busts out in loud laughter at the thought of how moronic Kalya Richards is. She regains her composure and continues with her comments.

Bea:  I would like to present a question to you Kayla. Bill’s match was against Finn Whelan. It was not Bill Barnhart against you. It was not you against Bill Barnhart. That match had nothing to do with you. Bill and Finn were having great back and forth battle and the crowd was loving it. What I saw, though, was numerous times when Finn was violating the rules of the match and he was ignoring the warnings and reprimands from the Referee. I also noticed that the Referee refused to take action against Finn for violating the rules of their match. I guess I was the only person who gave a damn that Bill was getting cheated out of a win by everyone involved in the match. It was like there was a conspiracy against him.

Bea glares into the camera.

Bea:  As Bill’s Manager I have the right to step in when I feel that either the Referee, or Bill’s opponent, or someone else on the Roster, gets involved in Bill’s  match to try to screw him out of a legal win. When I saw the Referee refusing to call Whelan on his violations of the rules of the match, and Whelan continuing to violate the rules of the match, as Bill’s Manager I had the right to step in and confront the Referee and Finn Whelan. Then the next thing I know you had entered the ring and attacked me from behind. I guess, Kayla, that you didn’t have the courage to confront me face-to-face because attacking someone from behind is the trademark of a coward of which you are. There’s nothing more pathetic than a coward like you who feels the need to blindside someone else. Were you honestly so damn scared that trying confront me face-to-face would cause you to get your ass kicked again by me? Well you have no choice on this Sunday as you now have to confront me face-to-face and you will have nowhere to run and nowhere to hide.

Bea pauses her comments to take a drink then she continues commenting.

Bea:  Kayla now I will go into comments that you probably don’t want me to go into but I honestly don’t care if you don’t want to hear my comments about you. I will not treat you as a woman who deserves respect because for damn sure you have failed to be a respectable woman and your behavior caused you to turn you back on those women who deserve respect. You do not deserve respect for the crap you have perpetrated on me and your last attack on me was not your first attack on me but I plan on making it the last attack you will attempt on me. As I stated earlier in my comments you had no right interfering in Bill’s match. As I stated earlier in my comments I had the right to be at ringside as I am officially the Manager for Bill and also for Felix Hernandez. As I stated earlier when you violated my space and desecrated the match between Finn and Bill you lowered your status from a half-way competent wrestler to a worthless piece of crap wrestler. You disrespected Bill and you disrespected me. And guess what happens to disrespectful people like you Kayla? They get their friggin’ ass kicked.! You have the ass and I am the one who who going to kick your ass so hard that you will lose around ten pounds of weight.

Bea walks back and forth in front of the ring and the camera person keeps focused on her.

Bea:  Take a good look at this wrestling ring Kayla. Since our match, at this time, doesn’t have any type of special stipulations other than the standard rules of wrestling, you could come to the conclusion that our match will take place entirely inside the ring. If you are making that assumption then you would be partially right. You see, Kayla, what you did to me last week during Bill’s match was insulting, demeaning, and cheap, and you fit those descriptions. I want to defeat you in the middle of the ring for the entire world to see that you are not what you claim to be. I want to defeat you in the middle of the ring so that the other wrestlers, and all the fans who are watching, will understand that you are ALL TALK AND NO ACTION and I will have proved that to everyone watching our match that evening.

Bea informs the camera person that she will finish her comments shortly.

Bea:  Here is the deal Kayla. If you remain inside the ring instead of running out of the ring to run away from me I might go a little bit easy on you in our match. If you adhere to the rules and don’t violate the rules I might go easy on you. But I will state again what I stated earlier. If you violate the rules I will destroy you. If you use banned objects to try to hurt me I will destroy you. If you have friends run-in our match to attack me I will destroy you and your friends. However, Kayla, if you adhere to the rules of our match, and you don’t violate the rules, and you don’t have your friends interfere in our match,  and we have a fair and legal match, I will still easily defeat you. If you take one step over the line of obeying he rules of our match and start cheating in our match I will most likely end your wrestling career. Your actions in our match will determine if you will still be healthy enough to wrestle again after our match or if I end up sending you to the retirement home. You choose what will happen to you. See you on March 16, 2025 in Phoenix, Arizona.

Bea motions to the camera person that she is done with her comments and the camera person informs the Network and the Network switches back to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.