I AM FACING A LEGEND IN KRIS RYANS
Narrator: I just got off a video call with Felix Hernandez who will be facing off against Kris Ryans who is currently the Number One Contender for the Internet Championship. Felix told me he is excited to have this match against a great superstar in Kris Ryans.
The scene changes to the hotel room of Felix THE CAT Hernandez. Felix walks into the living room area of the hotel room and takes a seat on the couch and he looks into the camera to begin his comments concerning his upcoming match against Kris Ryans.
Felix: Welcome to my hotel room in Phoenix, Arizona. My hotel room is near the Global Credit Union Arena so I am short drive to the arena and back or I can walk there and back if I decide to do so. Before I go into comments on my upcoming match against Kris Ryans I would like to present some information on where I used to work as a wrestler and why recently I decided to come to work in Sin City Wrestling.
Felix excuses himself to walk into the Kitchen area where he brews a cup of coffee in his Keurig K-Cup brewer. When the coffee is done he grabs the cup of coffee and returns to the couch and continues his comments.
Felix: When I signed up with Asylum Wrestling Alliance where Goth ran the Federation I knew I was with a good wrestling federation. After being there for a few years Goth decided to close the doors on Asylum Wrestling Alliance. Goth went off into other wrestling federations while I returned to Athens, Georgia, to do other things until I decided to return to the sport of wrestling. Several years ago I was contacted by Bill and Bea Barnhart and they told me they moved to Lawrenceville, Georgia, which is about 40 to 45 miles between us. Bill asked me to talk with Sin City Wrestling Management to see if I wanted to join and after speaking with Management I joined and here I am.
Felix sips his coffee again then he continues with his comments.
Felix: My first match in Sin City Wrestling was on June 26, 2024, I have had a total of six matches so far. My Singles matches record is 2-3-0 and my multi-wrestler match, which was a Triple Threat, put me at 0-1-0 in that category. Now I am sure a lot of you, including my next opponent Kris Ryans, are asking why I am plodding along here in Sin City Wrestling when I am overall with a record of 2-4-0 and that is a good question. Remember I stated that Asylum Wrestling Alliance was a good wrestling federation? I came to Sin City Wrestling even though I realized it was an outstanding wrestling federation. I do what I do and I work on different ways and means to get wins over opponents. You need to be patient in this line of work and not rush things.
Felix finishes his cup of coffee and he excuses himself to brew another cup of coffee. After a short time Felix returns to the couch with his new cup of coffee.
Felix: I took my name from the cartoon Felix The Cat. I loved watching Felix do his thing with the Bag of Tricks and watching the crazy Professor stalk Felix to try to steal the Bag of Tricks from him. For those of you who don’t know Felix did not control the Bag of Tricks and he has no say what was in the Bag of Tricks. The Bag of Tricks was a magical and mystical thing and it always provided Felix The Cat the right item to use at the right time and that is why The Professor tried to steal it from Felix The Cat every chance he got. Although I mentioned this before I will mention it again. I do not control my briefcase which I call my Magic Bag Of Tricks. There is a magical entity that resides in the briefcase and I cannot open or close the briefcast and I have no say about what items are inside the briefcast at any given time. The only thing I can tell you is that the entity in the Briefcast has total control. They will open or close the briefcast when needed. They will provide me an item I need when I need it. So if anyone is trying to make the claim that I put weapons into the briefcase to draw them out when I want to use them I will call you an idiot as the Entity controls the briefcast. . .not me.
Felix drinks about half the coffee then he continues with his comments.
Felix: As most of you know Bea Barnhart serves as my Manager in addition to serving as Bill’s Manager. Bea is not at ringside to interfere in matches or to cause problems. Bea is there as my Manager to ensure the Referee calls the match fairly, that my opponents do not hire interference to cheat me out of a win, and to ensure my opponents do not try to use illegal things as weapons to harm me during the match. As with me and the Briefcase so it is with Bea and the Briefcase. Bea cannot open or close the briefcast and she cannot withdraw an item, or place an item into the briefcase, without the permission of the Entity that controls the briefcast. Enough of the general comments for now but I had to inform everyone what the truth is about me and the briefcase.
Felix finishes his coffee and he excuses himself to run to the kitchen to place his coffee cup into the sink then Felix returns to the couch to continue with his comments.
Felix: My next opponent is Kris Ryans. I am coming into our match at 6 feet in height and 165 pounds of weight. Kris comes into our match 6 feet in height and 185 pounds of weight. Having 20 pounds more weight than I do is not an advantage for Kris over me. Kris is an accomplished wrestler and he has held numerous Championships including Internet Championship, Mixed Tag Team Championship, Roulette Championship two times, and Heavyweight Championship two times. I applaud anyone who can obtain a record like that.
Bill claps his hands in a gesture of appreciation for what Kris Ryans has accomplished in Sin City Wrestling.
Felix: I took notice of a comment on the Climax Control 409 card where it states that Kris Ryans is scheduled to challenge Helluva Bottom Carter for the Internet Championship at High Stakes XIV. Here is how I see a twist in this situation. The match between Carter and Kris is already scheduled. But what if. . .I mean what IF…I mean a HUGE IF…I defeat Kris Ryans in our upcoming match. By defeat of Kris Ryans I mean a legal win and not a win accomplished by interference or cheating by me or on behalf of me? Oh, holy shit, that would make everyone in the wrestling world take notice! Obviously Sin City Wrestling Management would not run to Kris Ryans and tell him that since he lost to me he is being withdrawn from the match and that Felix Hernandez will face Helluva Bottom Carter for the Internet Championship. Nah! You know Management would not do that. But…and this is a huge BUT…they could declare that since I legally defeated Kris Ryans that the Internet Championship match at High Stakes XIV that I should be included in that match and it would become a Triple Threat match for the Internet Championship. If you do not believe that miracles happen then pay attention to my match with Kris Ryans at Climax Control 409 and when I win and what I stated would happen does happen then come back to me and apologize for not believing me.
Felix flashes a huge grin into the camera.
Felix: One last item of information for you Kris. Unlike the cartoon character Felix The Cat who had complete control of his magic bag of trick where he could conjure up the exact item he wanted I do not have control over my Magic Bag Of Tricks Stainless Steel Briefcase. I have mentioned this many times but since some people don’t listen I will mention it again. There is an entity that resides in the briefcast and that entity has total control of the briefcase and the contents in the briefcase. Even if I wanted to open the briefcase I cannot because the entity controls it, not me. If the entity has opened the briefcase and I want to close the briefcase I cannot close it as the entity is in charge of the briefcase, not me. If I wanted to withdraw an item to use as a weapon, or return an item into the briefcase after using it, I cannot do that because the entity controls the briefcase, not me. Same goes for Bea and Bill. They are bystanders who cannot do anything with the briefcase as the entity controls everything. So, Kris, if the entity feels you are cheating and trying to steal the win from me and the entity opens the briefcase and throws Karma into your face then you have to deal with that as me and Bea have no control over the entity and what it does. That is all we know about the entity and the briefcase so that is all anyone else can know.
Felix looks sternly into the camera.
Felix: Well, Kris, what in the hell are you thinking about when you hear my comments and my presenting possible scenarios that could take place in our match? Are you over-confident that you can defeat me? Are you someone concerned that I will win our match and make you look not as good as you think you are? Or, perhaps, you are scared to think of having to be in a Triple Threat match for the Internet Championship that includes Helluva Bottom Carter and me? Hmmm??? Only you know what twisted and scared thoughts are going through your brain. I know what I am thinking. I know what I am capable of doing in the wrestling ring. I know who and what I am. See you at Climax Control 409. I sure hope you are ready for one hell of an exciting match because I am not coming into our match to lay down on the mat and allow you to pin me for a cheap win.
Felix informs the camera person that he is done with his comments for today. The camera person calls into the Network to ask them if they want them to cut their camera feed or if the Network will control it. The Network informs the camera person that they will control it by switching back to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot. There is a short time delay then the screen shifts to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.
