Narrator: Wow! All I can say is Wow! I cannot believe that Bill Barnhart was assigned to a Six Man Tag Team match and his assigned tag team partners are Justin Smith and The Troll. Talk about having two drag chutes attached to you to hold you back and drag you down.
The camera shot changes from a shot of the Narrator to a shot of Bill Barnhart sitting on a couch in the hotel room where he and Bea are staying for Climax Control 404. This event is taking place at the Avicii Arena in Stockholm, Sweden. From the grumpy look on the face of Bill Barnhart it is apparent he is upset about something.
Bill: I guess you are wondering why I have a grumpy look on my face, I am upset so I will tell you why I am upset. I have been assigned to a Six Man Tag Team match at Climax Control 404. Our opponents are J2H, Kevin Carter, and Alexander Raven. All three of them are great wrestlers and great opponents. However that is not the reason I am upset as I am always happy and thrilled to face off against great opponents. The reason I am upset is that my assigned tag team partners consist of Justin Smith and The Troll.
Bill shrugs his shoulders.
Bill: I have no idea if this match up was designed to piss me off or if this is just how the luck of the draw of team members and opponents came out. Not to sound insulting or demeaning to my two partners in this Tag Team match but both Justin Smith and The Troll have redefined the term JOBBERs when it comes to wrestling. I believe that both of these guys combined are ten times the jobber Frankie Williams was.
Bill throws his hands into the air.
Bill: I end up with the sour draw of Justin Smith and The Troll as my tag team partners while our opponents got the sweet draw that gave them a tag team consisting of J2H, Kevin Carter, and Alexander Raven. I feel as though I have two drag chutes attached to me to keep me held back, dragged down, and out of the action. It is like having a Boeing 747 Airliner having two huge drag chutes attached to it, and with the flaps in full drag position, and then expecting that the Boeing 747 can take off and fly with two drag chutes and full flaps applied.
Bill snarls into the camera.
Bill: The way I see this upcoming match I would fare better in the match if, instead of trying to beat down J2H, Kevin Carter, and Alexander Raven, I would be better off turning on my two partners and eliminating them from our match. If anyone thinks that is a cheap shot on my two opponents then you are right.
Bill laughs into the camera.
Bill: Justin and The Troll should not expect support from me as both are as useless as a screen door on a submarine. They are as useless as an udder on a Bull. They are as useless as a toilet paper holder in a bathroom that has no toilet paper on the toilet paper holder and there are no rolls of toilet paper in the bathroom. The Troll and Justin should get together and make a sequel to the movie DUMB AND DUMBER as they are perfect fits for the roles.
Bill roars in uncontrollable laughter and it takes Bill a bit of time to recover from his laughing.
Bill: I have to endure the insult I am feeling having to be teamed the the top two jobbers in Sin City Wrestling. If you think that I come across most of the time as having a bad attitude and a desire to destroy opponents then get ready as my attitude is going to increase a hundred fold after this match. I pity those wrestlers who end up getting assigned to a match against me after this Six Man Tag Team match at Climax Control 404.
Bill glares into the camera.
Bill: Although I have two tag team partners, both who cannot beat off properly, with them assigned to my team they know they cannot defeat any of our three opponents. But there is a glimmer of hope for our team in the match. I am 0-1-0 against J2H but having just one match against each other does not adequately tell the story whether he could defeat me again or if I would defeat him if we had another Singles match. I have no history in the ring against Kevin Carter so there is no way for either of us to predict how the two of us will fare against each other. However, when it comes to Alexander Raven, I am 2-2-0 against him. Yes I do, in fact have two wins over Alexander Raven and he has two wins over me. What I plan on doing in this match, despite me being teamed with two Jobbers, is to get the opportunity for me and Raven to be in the ring at the same time, with no interference from the other four wrestlers, and for me to pin Raven or make him submit, to prove to the world that I can get the job done even when the odds appear to be against me. You all have a nice time leading up to our match because the nice times end the instant the Timekeeper rings the bell to officially start our match.
Bill tells the camera person that he is done with his comments for today and the camera person immediately cuts the camera feed and our screen goes dark.
