Jessie lost out on entering the Six Pack Challenge at December to Dismember IV when Roxi Johnson made Alice Knight submit and whilst Johnson wouldn’t be joined by her wife Keira, the Bombshells that did qualify last week means that the Six Pack Challenge is looking like a hell of a match with Alicia, Roxi, Christina Rose, Andrea Hernandez, Seleana Zdunich and Jessie’s opponent this week taking up the rest of the rankings.
Who was Jessie’s opponent? Well, initially it was Alice Knight but she had to drop out and be replaced by the sixth Bombshell in the Six Pack Challenge Sierra Williams who beat out Bella Madison and the reigning Roulette Champion Sam Marlowe to secure her spot in the Six Pack Challenge, there has been talks about some kind of Consolation Prize awaiting Jessie in Las Vegas but what that consolation prize is, we don’t know, only the bosses know really, can Jessie beat Sierra?
Rainbow Bar and Grill, Los Angeles, California
Wednesday the 20th of November 2019, 18:00pn
Another opportunity wasted.
Off course, I’m talking about the Six Pack Challenge at December to Dismember IV next month and despite what I said at Climax Control about how none of the qualified bombshells are fit to lace Alicia’s boots I have to admit, on paper, a match featuring the talents of Alicia, Roxi Johnson, Christina Rose, Andrea Hernandez, Seleana Zdunich and Sierra Williams sounds like it’ll be a hell of a match but I stand by what I said, it’ll take nothing short of a miracle for Alicia to not retain her title in the Six Pack Challenge.
So why am I talking about the Six Pack Challenge and not my match this week? Take a good long look at the last Bombshell I mentioned, and then realize, wait, wasn’t Alice Knight Jessie’s opponent?
It’s been two days since my opponent got swapped and I still don’t know the reason why, and as far as I’m concerned? Alice chickened out after seeing what I did to Christina Rose at High Stakes IX and now, I’m facing one of the five Bombshells who qualified for the Six Pack Challenge last week instead, this isn’t my first meeting with Sierra as fellow loser Mercedes Vargas will happily tell you, our last meeting was all the way back in June where she made me submit to a Sharpshooter.
I also remember that episode featuring the most unfortunate debut in SCW history as Malachi took on Fenris, good times, well not for him anyway.
“Err, yeah, I’ll have the stuffed mushrooms for a starter and the Bacon-Cheese Burger for a main.” I told the waitress after she asked if I was ready for my order, you had joined us right after Jake and Shane had given their orders (Buffalo Wings as a starter and Chicken Piccata for the main for Jake and Shane ordered the Chicken Strips for a starter whilst having Fillet Mingon for the main) and now that we have given our orders she walked off. “Can’t remember the last time we ate out.”
“If we’re counting festivals than Bloodstock was the last time we ate out.” Jake pointed out before he took a sip off his drink. “But as far as actual dining establishments go? Yeah it’s been a while.”
“It’s mostly because we had a big saving up spree at the beginning of the year.” Shane shrugged his shoulders in response, and I had to agree, what was that saving spree about? Mind your own business! “But we’re back on track now and whilst you may be out of the running for the World Bombshell Championship again the bosses do have some kind off consolation prize lined up for you in Las Vegas, whatever that is.”
“Knowing them it could be anything.” I responded as I shook my head before taking a sip from my drink. “Maybe it’ll be an actual match with Alice Knight for some kind of prize? I don’t know, much like I still don’t know why Alice dropped out of this match.”
“But you did get another shot at Sierra out of it.” Jake pointed out before our starters arrived, we ate the food in no time due to the small portions before Jake continued. “When was your last match against her? Back in June?”
“June 2nd, she beat me by submission with a Sharpshooter.” I corrected him before finishing my last stuffed mushroom off. “Sierra might think she’s hot shit, but she won’t be able to compete with Alicia next month in Las Vegas, none of the women in that match will be able to compete with her! The match may look awesome on paper but in practice, they may as well have Alicia defend the title against that Greek rookie in SCU.”
“Ariana?” Shane asked and I nodded. “Even though she’s challenging for the Mixed Tag Titles?”
“After Carter decided to accept their open invite on her behalf, the only way they are walking out the champs is if Kate and Teddy decide to throw them a bone and run interference without causing a DQ.” I added before shaking my head. “And since the challenge was to London Underground, what sense would that make?”
“True, and I’m surprised you didn’t take them up on the challenge.” Shane pointed out and I scoffed.
“I’d have to find a partner first, Josh is still injured, Senor Vinnie already has a title to his name and Caleb’s too busy living in fear of Fenris, and with my track record? Finding a willing partner is not going to be easy even if I wanted a shot at the titles.” I explained and for a while we just talked about metal music until our mains arrived, once we had finished that off, I made my contribution towards the bill before heading out, both for fresh air and to get my promo done.
“This is a weird week, isn’t it? Two rookies from Gabriel’s school have a chance at beating London Underground for the Mixed Tag Team Titles, a one in a million chance but still a chance, and my opponent got changed! Alice, if you’re watching this, I hope you recover from Lost the Nerve to Fight Syndrome and that we get to wrestle one on one someday so that I can show the world why I would’ve been in the Six Pack Challenge if not for Roxi Johnson being the third woman in that match, but speaking of the Six Pack Challenge my replacement opponent is one of the five Bombshells who won their qualifying match for a shot at Alicia, Sierra Williams!”
This arrogant piece of shit.
“What? You pick up a few wins and suddenly your hot shit Sierra? Wasn’t it during the last Supercard Cycle where you and Kate, or Diamond or whatever her name is nowadays, got literally squashed by Bobbie Dahl during her “woe is me, I’m fat and no one takes me seriously” phase? And you seem to like being underneath fat chicks because it happened again last week during Bobbie’s temper tantrum which leads me to ask, are you even fit to compete in this match?”
Off course not.
“Obviously you’re not because Alice was my opponent in the first place but after she caught a terminal case of, I’m Scared Shitless Syndrome and dropped out you managed to worm your way into this match! What’s the matter? Didn’t have enough on your plate with your upcoming title match against Alicia alongside five other Bombshells who aren’t fit to lace Alicia’s boots? It’ll take a miracle for Alicia to not enter 2020 as the World Champ but it’ll take an even bigger miracle for you to still be able to fight after Bobbie’s beating!”
It’s that simple.
“As for this Consolation Prize? I’ll take it! Whatever it is! For all I know it’s a brand spanking new title shot ban just to piss me off but I’ll worry about that at December to Dismember IV next month in the meantime, I’ll take my own consolation prize by beating the piss out of you Sierra and whilst I know it won’t have any affect on the match because that’s still a month away, well, I do try to help my fellow Honor Wrestling Alumni out and in this case I’ll help Alicia by softening you up!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“I may be out of the running for the World Bombshell Title but that doesn’t mean I’m entering 2020 with a whimper, rather I’m entering it with a bang because 2020 will be the year of Jessie Salco and I just have to secure a few more wins as we head into the New Year, guess what Sierra? Your first on the list! This is the Unsainted Angel Jessie Salco signing off, Alicia had better be watching carefully because this match will give her the lowdown on how easy it is to beat Sierra Williams.”
The boys joined me and we headed out to the car as the scene fades.
