The scene opens up and this time we are able to see a shot of Diamond Steele. She has a grin on her face as she looks deep into the lens of the camera.
“Cheers you bloody fucking idiots… What are you expecting?!
You expecting some magic to happen. You expecting a great promo from that of the one and Teddy Steele?! Something absolutely magical to get everyone fired up to get everybody shaking in their boots?!
Well if you are expecting greatness and everything of the sort you all can go fuck yourselves… Lady Steele isn’t going to waste his time on such a meaningless match. She doesn’t give a shit if she comes out victorious or not, Hence why she isn’t even going to bother to show up for this promo. She was voted as the most hated person in the entire company and if this fucking company didn’t think we were good enough to be in any of the qualifiers than obviously this match isn’t worth her time. The World Championship hasn’t meant shit since J2H held it and that tells you how long it has been…
But I can sit here and talk up Senor Vinnie but to be honest we don’t give a shit. Just like we don’t really give a shit about the Mixed Tag Team Championships, we are just here because somebody wanted to have a wet dream at putting us in this division. That is why this match with London Underground we stated is either all or nothing. If we lose against them we will not be in this division as long as they are champions. We make the fucking rules and all of you can just play along.
So go on and bury us.
Go ahead and say whatever you want but we couldn’t give a fuck to be honest. Even if we do manage to beat London Underground we will vacant the titles on the very first Climax Control afterwards. Give you something to really hate us about.
So fuck all of you and have a wonderful day. I bet this isn’t what you weren’t expecting for a big main event match. Let’s see what Lady Steele has to say. Let’s see what he can accomplish…
Fuck off he is a rising star. He has done so much for this business this year and couldn’t even get a qualifying match. That’s a bunch of bullshit if I do say so myself. So if this company didn’t have the time to book him in a match that is befitting of him he has no time to come through for a meaningless match like this. Save it for a scrub who clearly needs it.
So you can sit there and keep waiting but my Lady will speak when she feels like it.
Fuck off…
Cheers….
