Yayayayayayayay!!!!!
So…….. I know last week didn't go so well for me and Jerry, but it didn't get us down. Amy Marshall and Jon Dough were super fun opponents and they really rested our skills. Truth is, they had mad skills.
But this is a new week, and we got new opponents. I know these guys. Gamers Inc. Char Kwan and Jackson Stewart. They were in Honor Wrestling for a while, and I've seen their stuff on YouTube. It's pretty fun stuff.
I actually really respect them and I can’t wait to get in the ring with them because I think they will be the biggest challenge yet. I have been working so so so so so hard to make sure that I’m ready for them, because this could be the match that makes the careers of Killer Kandy! Jerry Cann and me have to win this match. We just have to. I was willing to go through any lengths to make sure that we do win. I looked at like science and stuff. Yeah, me! Science! This is what Gamers Inc does to me! Can you believe it? I even put on glasses and everything. And then, when it was time for the experiment, I totally made sure that I was ready with goggles, and… and… science things! And a suit! Don’t forget the suit!
Me and Jerry get the chance to face off with them and I'm so so so so so SO EXCITED! WOOHOO! I'm getting ahead of myself. So, I got this really fun text from a couple of my friends, and they asked me to meet up with them in Laughlin, Nevada, so I jumped in the Kandymobile and I drove up there. Because I definitely needed to be there for the show and stuff anyway. Let’s watch that part, because I love love LOVE IT!
Bullhead, AZ/Laughlin, NV
A pink mini bus drives down the road, headed toward a bridge overlooking the Colorado River. The outside of the bus is bejeweled to read “Kandymobile” with lots of fun rainbow colors airbrushed across it. It is blaring “The Gummy Bear Song” at max volume. Of you thought the outside of the vehicle was tacky, just wait until you see the inside.
The music is almost overbearing as we spot various bean bag chairs, cotton candy colored fluff and sparkling disco balls hang all over the place. Sitting on fluffy pink and blue chairs is The Kawaii Dragons, Tatsu Ikeda and Winter Elemental. Driving in the away is Kandy Kaine, who is wearing a pink space suit. She is hunched over the wheel, looking extra excited as she is practically standing up. Tatsu and Winter take a break from stuffing their faces with chocolate to look at each other.
Tatsu: What is this that she does? This is some sort of strange American tradition, yes?
Winter: Um, we can go with that. But seriously, no. No, it's not.
They continue to shovel chocolate into their mouths as they watch on for the entertainment value of what they are seeing. Kandy looks focused as she lifts her butt back up into the air as she braces the seat.
Kandy: O.M.G. guys. We're doing it. We're really doing it. Brace yourself, ladies. It's happening!
Kandy is takes her own advice, hugging herself tightly as she clinches her eyes tightly. Tatsu gasps as Winter smiles deviously, chocolate clinging to her otherwise pearly teeth. Kandy opens her eyes as she starts to veer into another lane and she laughs innocently.
Kandy: OOPS! Sorry guys…
Kandy jerks the wheel until they are back in the right lane, causing Tatsu to tumble into Winter. After they recover, Winter straightens up and puts down her bag of can't.
Winter: Hey, so you never explained what we were doing out here anyway. So, do you mind sharing that information with us?
Tatsu: All I heard was unlimited chocolate and Tatsu was in. Hehe.
Kandy almost doesn't notice the question as she picks up speed.
Kandy: If my calculations are correct, then we should be entering one of those space/time continuum thingies. I have it on good authority that it is just one mile away.
Tatsu: Uhhhhmmmm… I think this is… not right.
Winter: Hold up, Fire Dragon. This shit sounds wild right now after those brownies we ate about an hour ago. My only question is, how did you find out about this?
Kandy: Well, it's from this piece of paper that floated up to my bus. I even checked it out on Google and its totally legit! I wanted to test it out first, but it might be the best way for me to make sure that I always win my matches from now on.
Winter and Tatsu look to one another for a second and they can't help but to have become intrigued by this.
Tatsu: O.M.G. Winter-san. Imagine… We are Hardcore Tag Champs forever and ever…
Winter: You say that like we aren't doing that already.
Kandy: I'm just so worried because Gamers Inc is just soooooo good. Me and Jerry hafta hafta hafta hafta hafta hafta win this week! We are representing Sin City Underground, but to go against a team that has known each other for so long, and fought together in Honor Wrestling is like… so so scary. But it's lucky that we are in Laughlin, Nevada this week because of the wormhole in time. I can learn from my mistakes and we can keep fighting until we get it right. Whoa nelly! We're almost there!
Kandy lowers her sparkling goggles over her eyes as she grit her teeth. She begins to speed up as best as she can with the bus, pushing 70 miles per hour. Tatsu and Winter chuckle at the thought until the bus begins to shake. Kandy puts her back into keeping the bus on a straight and narrow path. A huge bump happens, and we begin to see sparks flying.
Winter: What the holy fucking shit?!
Tatsu: The dumb one knows many secrets! Like a cotton candy female Rain Man!
Kandy: I'll be the first Kaine to travel through time! My parents will be so proud of me! Three!
Tatsu looks to Winter with wide eyes.
Kandy: Two!
Winter grips into Tatsu's hands, pulling her in tightly. Tatsu hugs her back as Kandy leans back, determination written all over her face.
Kandy: One!
The bus begins shaking wildly before smoke envelopes the bus. The bus soon comes to a stop. Kandy is sweating profusely as she sinks into her seat. Tatsu and Winter breathe heavily as they look around. Kandy begins laughing hysterically, high pitched and excited like she is known to do.
Kandy: Success! Ladies, we've done it!
Tatsu looks around, but she sees nothing different and she slowly shrugs her shoulders. Winter scoffs as she looks at Kandy.
Winter: How do you even know? Everything looks the same.
Kandy tosses Winter her phone. Winter looks at the screen and seems to mimic Tatsu's befuddled shrug.
Winter: What the hell am I looking at besides Willy Wonka on a home screen?
Kandy: Ummm, the time?
Tatsu: It is 4:42?
Kandy: Yeah? But like thirty seconds ago, it was 3:41! That's like… almost an hour later! Isn't it? Or did I math wrong again?
Kandy sighs as she tries to start up the bus, only for it to plume out smoke from under the hood. Then, one of the tires pop off of the side and the bus begins to lean one way. The three ladies nearly topple out of their seats. As Tatsu and Winter drop Kandy's phone, and as they go back to retrieve it from the ground, it knocks back to 3:43pm. They gasp as Kandy rushed over to look at it. The three begin to jump up and down as the phone goes crazy, having to keep readjusting to the time zone change, and remaining completely oblivious to it the entire time, all while horns honk and they go around the bus.
