Team Speed Daters? – Vegas
It was late in Las Vegas, but that’s when the city truly comes to life. As the casinos were raking in millions of dollars every hour, people were blissfully unaware of how much they were losing in the quest hitting a jackpot. While people looked for cash and prizes to satisfy the need to feel important, others were on journeys to find love. That’s where you’ll find Sin City Wrestling’s odd couple Devin Shorty Tyler and Evie Fucking Baang. Shorty was dressed to the nines, wearing shiny black leather shoes, with a tailored suit that squeezed his tiny rig. His smile was plastered on his face from ear to ear as he looked around the room in front of him. Seeing the line up of females, ready and eager to meet him. Evie who was standing beside him, was dressed in black pin heels, that had red soles of course, while a dark green slim fitting off the shoulder dress clung to her body. Her long black hair was out, slightly curled as it swayed off her shoulders as she turned to look down at her little tag-team partner.
“I can’t believe, I agreed to this.”
The very thought of being here was repulsive, however Evie was team player and she knew there was things you just had to do to try and get your team to work when it came to winning the Blast from the Past. It was called bonding, last years she played ten pin bowling with Lord Raab, while this year she was looking into an open hall, seeing a bunch of faces staring back at her as she was about to embark on her first ever speed dating experience.
“Sugar Tits, you need to relax. It’s about time you had some fun in your life.”
Shorty was smiling, he knew she would hate this, but he was a man of the people at times. He knew this would be giving the fans what they wanted at home. Evie just rolled her deep green eyes at him before she looked over to see her name, on a nametag near the bar. She watched as people walked up ordered a drink, collected their name tags and moved off to find a free table.
“I’d rather drink gasoline and eat a lit match.”
It was a mumble but still Shorty could hear it, causing his smile to grow even larger. He didn’t have time to fight with her, nor did he want to he just wanted to try and lighten up her life a little. Reaching out, Shorty tapped the bottom of Evie’s back and with a playful wink he spoke up at her.
“That’s the spirit. Now enjoy the next two hours of your life and I’ll see you at the end, you can thank me later.”
Devin winked again before he ushered himself off towards the bar, to complete the routine of ordering a drink, collecting his name tag and rushing off in hopes to find “love” in such a ridiculous manner. A sigh just left the Aussie’s lips as she opened her black clutch, pulling her phone from her bag to see a message from her love on the screen. She had been honest with him, letting him know what she was doing, and the sound of his chuckle was still ringing in her mind. As she read his “good luck tonight, my love, don’t kill anyone.” message she couldn’t help but smirk before taking off to join the rest of the speed daters.
Evie collected her whiskey from the bar, before she pinned her name tag to the top of her dress, furious at the thought of the silver needle piercing the fabric. This was stupid, but when she looked up and across the room she saw the smile on Devin’s face and for some reason that made this all worthwhile. Who was she? And what had she become? Taking her seat at a free table, Evie didn’t even have enough time to get comfortable, before the chair across from hers at the round table was taken. The Aussie looked up to see the bright smile of an eager suiter sitting across from her and without even giving her a second to react, his southern accent entered her life.
“Hello, my name is Kevin, I’m twenty-seven… I work in retail and”
Evie’s harsh thick Australian accent spat out before poor Kevin could continue his quest for love.
“I’m not interested.”
She raised her right eyebrow at him, as she placed her clutch down on the table in front of her. Completely ignoring his existence, Kevin was speechless at first and after a few moments he had realised he had ben dismissed. He waited awkwardly for the sound of the buzz to alert him of a table change, while Evie just clicked her fingers to the staff motioning that her glass was empty and that simply wouldn’t do.
The buzzer sounded Kevin was gone and the next contender was lined up in front of Evie. Her right index finger didn’t stop from rubbing the rim of her glass as she watched this man spill out his feelings towards her for what felt like a life time. He was Greg from accounting, basic and generic as fuck but Evie gave him a little rope before she wheeled him back in. As he was in the middle of telling her about his first failed marriage, Evie who was bored by now decided to kick it up a notch.
“How do you feel about bringing food into the bedroom?”
Greg was a little taken back by the question, he took his time to respond. Trying to think of the perfect answer, as his hopes were high that he would be going home with the Aussie tonight.
“I mean I’m not against it?”
His grey toned eyes glared at her, looking so clear and hopeful that this was going to be a satisfying answer to her question.
“Wrong answer, that’s how you get fucking ants.”
Evie rolled her eyes, lifting her empty glass to the wait staff, who knew by now she was on a constant rotation of drinks. Greg was now just a mental blur to her, I mean physically he was sitting in front of her, but she had lost all interest in leading his little heart along. Her eyes lit up as her fresh drink was placed down on the table before her, just as the buzzer sounded and Greg got up and left. Without even a goodbye, Greg left Evie’s life as quickly as he entered it.
Arriving next was a man called Joey, who was dressed in double denim. He looked mean, like his face had been knocked into the ground a couple of times in his past. His pitch-black hair was a greasy mope looking mess that just sat on the crown of his head. Evie cringed as she listens to him speak, as her eyes were looking around the room in search of Shorty. She missed that little fucker and would do anything to be having a bitch session with him right now. Joey stopped talking about himself before he turned his attention to her, seeing that she was staring at her midget friend.
“I saw that you arrived with that freak, what’s the deal?”
Joey leant in across the table, that move alone bringing him into Evie’s imaginary bubble of space. The Aussie didn’t skip a beat as she turned her full attention to the mess of a man before her. Her eyes were cold and narrow as she looked him up and down is disgust.
“You know what’s funny, is that you arrived here with zero black eyes, but you’re about to fucking leave with two.”
Evie reached out and grabbed the tie that was swinging around his neck, before she tightens her grip. Pulling it down, she bounced Joey’s head off the table, knocking the greaser out cold. Pushing him to the side, Evie watches as he falls off his chair hitting the fall before she fakes shocked as everyone turns around to see what is going on. Quickly pointing to the man, as she shakes her empty glass in her hand as if to put the blame on the alcohol for Joey’s quick exit from the dating game. As security ushers over to clean up the mess, Evie takes her seat back and sinks into her chair, before looking down at her watch in search of freedom.
Shorty looks over at Evie shaking his head from side to side, his disappointment is meant with a shrug from Evie who was brought over a new glass of whiskey before the buzzer sounds and the next guy is presented. Evie was now sitting with Taylor, an arts major who had more guy-liner on around his eyes than the lead signed of Fall out boy. As soon as his cheeks hit his seat, the words he spoke were chilling and direct.
“How would you feel, if I choked you a little in my hotel room later?”
Evie had a tough time, keeping her whisky down as she looked him up and down. The boy had balls but, he wasn’t her cup of tea. However, the lost little soul in front of her, looked like the ultimate chew toy in this game.
“Relieved.”
Taylor’s eyes glistened as if he had just won the jackpot tonight, thinking that Evie was going to wind up leaving here with him tonight, letting him live out his wildest fantasies. She watched as Taylor moved forward in his seat, so he could whisper towards her.
“So, you’re into that sort of thing?”
He was looking around, checking to see if anyone could hear them. Acting like he was just about to give her the codes to start world war three, while Evie just playfully smiled. She loved the look in young boy’s eyes, while she played with their emotions before she cruelly stepped on them with zero regard. She watched Taylor get closer and closer to her leaning across the table, Evie couldn’t help herself she had to dangle the bait.
“Oh, I’m definitely into that sort of thing… however I was more thinking along the lines of that if you managed to trap me and dragged me back to your hotel room, that if you started choking me I’d would hopefully suffocate and wouldn’t have to put up with the sight of your face anymore.”
Just as their two faces were tethering on being just a few inches apart, Evie snapped her head back and laughed. Taylor didn’t see the funny side as he flared up, removing himself from the table before he headed to next poor girl who was waiting.
The next guy arrived at the table of Evie and he was a charmer, had those big blue eyes that made her think of her Mundo. She sighed all she wanted to do was be with him, but she was still here entertaining the freaks of Vegas. Evie attempted to listen to the guy waffle on in front of her, as she stole as glance at her watch his had two more minutes to win her over. Seeing an opening the man called Henry went for it.
“Let’s roleplay here for a minute. It’s my birthday, how am I coming home from a long gruelling day at work?”
Henry flashed her a big toothy grin, hoping to peak Evie’s interest with this little idea of playing house. Evie just pressed her elbows onto the round table and rested her chin in the palm of her hands as she seductively blinked at him luring him into false hope.
“To an empty house.”
She lifted her glass of to her blood red lips, taking a sip of her drink before she knocked the glass back down to the table. Henry didn’t seem to approve of her answer as he marched off in a huff, just as the buzzer blowed. Just as Evie watched Henry walk out of her life with such ease, her mind was put to rest as now sitting in front of her was her tag-team partner Devin. Evie had a smile plastered on her face, while Devin was almost mad at her.
“Thank fuck it’s you.”
Evie was finally able to look across the table and not be mad at the sight she was looking at. No, Shorty wasn’t her love interest, but he was familiar to her and she could finally talk to someone with intelligence tonight. As the Aussie smiled at her partner with a no regret, Shorty just sighed at her shaking his head. What was he going to do with her?
##
Reynisfjara Black Sand Beach Iceland
Evie was standing with her back against the chest of her lover, they were both over looking the beautiful Black Sand Beach in Iceland from the top of a cliff. They were both rugged up, with big puffer jackets to protect themselves from the wind and rain but she could still feel his warmth purely just from his presence in her life. Mundo place his right hand on top of Evie’s shoulder giving it a gentle squeeze.
“Why are we here?”
She turned back to look at him, watching his eyes trace away from the beautiful beach below them, to the sight of his future wife before him. Evie could see his pupils dilate as they switched views between the beach and her, reminding her that regardless of where they were he still thought she was the most elegant sight to be seen.
“Because, ever since you told me you’re facing a man from Iceland… I couldn’t get this place out of my head? Plus, do I really need an excuse to spend two weeks with my future wife, in a beautiful country?”
His tongue rolled over his dry lips as he spoke, causing the butterflies in the pit of Evie’s stomach to flap their wings and start dancing. It was the trivial things that he did that drew her in, like a fish on a hook she was baited. Every move he made, she catalogued it as it ignited a new feeling inside her.
“You see beauty, I see garbage.”
She turned away from him as she spoke the word garbage, as she wasn’t speaking about him. Evie was talking about the horribly beautiful breathtaking view below them, that for some reason was eating her alive. She felt her man’s arms wrap around her waist pulling her into him, so they could be closer before his chin rested on her right shoulder. The sense of his body so close to hers, was enough to draw a smile to her stone like features.
“Then why are you smiling, my love?”
His accent drove her wild at times, but especially when he was playing with her emotions. He was provoking her in ways that she couldn’t explain. Rolling her eyes, she tried to hide her happiness, something that made him smirk. He enjoyed knowing that Evie was completely different around him, that’s what truly made their love special. There was no hiding from each other, they were who they wanted to be and didn’t have to put up any guards.
“I’m not.”
She was terrible at lying when it came to him, for so long she had a hidden life but since she had let him inside her world her walls were crashing down around them. Letting him into the real her, he loved it. He loved knowing that it was only him that could see this side of her, she was wild and dangerous, yet tame and fragile.
“You are.”
He said with a smile, she didn’t even have to turn back and look at him to know he was cheesing from ear to ear. It was all in his tone, soft, smooth and calming. He was reflecting the tranquillity of the beautiful place they were standing in.
“Okay, fine… but only because I’m with you in this hell hole.”
She rolled her eyes, before she tilted her head to the side to see him. Her eyes desperately in search of his. Her lips longing for his as she just wanted to stop talking for a second, so she could feel his skin on hers. However, she watched as his lips parted once more, while his eyes questioned her.
“What’s eating at you?”
He was being raw with her, wanting to know what was going on in that mind of hers. After all he had brought her to one of the most beautiful countries in the world and she didn’t seem to be enjoying herself. Evie just let out a sigh before she replied honestly.
“Just this whole place, this whole match… I’m basically facing myself next Sunday on both accounts.”
Never in a million years did he expect her to have doubts about her wrestling ability and even though she didn’t share them up front with him, with words he could see through the glimmer of pain in her eyes. Evie was a confident woman and to see her like this was heartbreaking.
“And this frightens you?”
He pressed on, wanting to know what was truly going on in that mind of hers, so he could fix it. However, he couldn’t fix something he didn’t understand. Evie knew he would try his hardest and for that she adored him. The look on her face said it all, she wasn’t going to answer that question with words as she just stared at him shocked, he would see that emotion radiating from her pupils.
“Then what is it, my love?”
Mundo knew what it was about, he wasn’t silly but, yet he gave his love the chance to open to him about what was paining her. He hated seeing her like this, but he held onto her tighter reminding her that he was there for her and that regardless of what she said next he would help her pick up the pieces.
“I just feel like, I’m about to be over shadowed by a male version of myself and there is nothing I can do to stop it.”
There she said it and Evie didn’t really feel any better for it. It sounded stupid being said out loud. I mean she didn’t even have to face Fenris in their match but the thought of him walking in, with that stupid grin on his face, waving the same banners she had be waving only to walk away with the Blast from the Past victory was haunting to her. The cause of her internal pain when it came to her wrestling career, all rested in the palms of some Icelandic guys hands.
“The wolf thing? I don’t get why, everyone wants to be a wolf? Why be a wolf, when you could be a lion?”
He was trying to understand where she was coming from because this idea she had trapped inside her mind sounded ridiculous to him. There was no way, she was going to break down and let some one ruin her career, surely not. There was no way she wasn’t going to stand up and fight for what she felt was hers? His blue eyes searched hers for answers, trying to make sense from what she had just offered up as an explanation. Evie knew he wouldn’t understand this on the same level, so she just decided to let the demons have their day with her thoughts.
“That is almost the most British thing I have ever heard from you.”
She was changing the subject, so she could remain face, he could tell that she was bottling up her thoughts again. He couldn’t help but pull her into him so her back was firmly against his chest as he rested the side of his face against hers.
“It’s the truth, they are far superior predators.”
He said with a slight chuckle, hoping that would break up the harshness of this situation. Evie just smiled, her white teeth on display he did have a point and she made sure to mental note that down for later. But as of right now she turned her face, so she could look at him, wanting to thank him for trying even though she was still as lost as when she arrived here.
“You don’t understand. Everything I have worked for and built myself up as is on the line next Sunday night. If I lose, I lose everything.”
Those words spilled from her lips without warning, taking them both off guard it was tense moment. And as if on cue, mother nature played into the suspense as a gust of wind rocked them both slightly. Evie stepped forward to catch herself, but Mundo was quick on the reflexes pulling her back into him keeping her safe and out of the dirt.
“Well, not everything.”
It was perfect timing as he planted his lips onto hers, not cautiously either. He needed to remind her that he wasn’t going anywhere regardless of any outcomes. Evie melted back into him, as she felt his right hand slide up her body, to rest at the bottom of her neck, guiding her into their kiss, as he ached for it to deepen. He might not have had the right words, but he was going to make up for the lack of his words with actions. Win or lose next Sunday, he couldn’t have her thinking that everything she had in her life would just disappear. He knew that sounded crazy, but she had been through a lot lately and he was going to continue his end of his promise and that was to keep her safe, free from doubt and ultimately making sure she knew she was loved. This was their life now, just two souls refusing to give up on one another regardless of their problems.
##
“Here we go again, part one of a two-part series leading up to Into the Void. It’s been a while and to be honest, I wasn’t sure where to start. I mean... when I was contacted about returning to Sin City Wrestling to join the Blast from the Past I didn’t think I would make it past the first round, let alone be staring down the firing line of the finals.”
The scene opens on Evie’s face, she is surrounded by the beautiful backdrop of Iceland. The golden circle to be exact. People are walking behind her exploring the awe-inspiring land. However, her focus is directly down the lens of the camera in front of her.
“I know right, who am I? Who is this lady standing before you all. Don’t think for one second that this light-hearted bombshell standing before you isn’t capable of doing everything that she used to. I’m still the same bitch, with zero regards for your politics or for your feelings.”
That trademark smirk was on her face, her white teeth on display between her blood red lips.
“So, here I am standing in a fucking weird yet somewhat beautiful Iceland, with one thing on my mind and that’s becoming the first ever two-time Sin City Wrestling Blast from the Past tournament winner. The first ever bombshell in history to stand up to the test of time twice, the first ever bombshell, to pull through the ranks with two partners no one had any faith in and yet... here I am. Here we are... standing at the crest of the hill, waiting to make the climb to the summit.”
She turned to look at mountains in the background before she shrugged, it was almost like product placement.
“You all doubted Lord Raab and myself last year, you all doubted us when we went toe to toe with Sammi and Ben, the favourites to take it all and yet... what did we do? What did I fucking do? I beat them. I took out the tournament. Do you honestly think that I don’t have what it takes to do it all again? You all laughed, laughed at the thought of me, your reigning defender of the throne when you saw my tag team partner at the start of this tournament yet who is laughing now?”
She smiled before she parted her lips to let out a slight chuckle before she continued.
“We are, your soon to be hailed two thousand and eighteen winners of the Blast from the Past... Devin ‘Shorty’ Tyler and Evie Fucking Baang.”
Her green eyes were focused on the camera, completely forgetting the public that surrounded her.
“No one gave us a chance and here we are at the final steps of glory and who do we have looking across at us Courtney Pierce and Fenris. The favourites, the self-proclaimed winners since round one. The two most over confident people the likes of Sin City Wrestling have ever seen. So, people of Sin City Wrestling, pick your poison. Team Fenris or Team Odd Couple or whatever the fuck you want to call us.”
She pushed a strand of her long black hair behind her ear, before she took a few steps up towards the camera. The focus now shifted to her appearance seeing that she is dressed in her wrestling gear, prime, ready to go.
“I find it funny that Fenris can feel the need to come at me on Twitter week in and week out with small little jabs, looking for attention. Craving it. Like it’s his hidden desire to be with me, to have my attention... yet his need to belittle me and taunt me runs at an all-time high. You can’t have it both ways Fenris so pick your lane and stay in it. Just know what you’re up for the fight of your life, you might think you have this in the bag because Shorty is a “little man” but trust me when I say this, Devin is more of a man than you’ll ever be. He doesn’t have to hide behind a fake persona or hide behind a facade... you act like you’re a fun-loving man who doesn’t have a care in the world when in reality, you haunted by your pass and you use that to lash out. When all eyes are on you, you act like a clown begging for all of those to love you but when the focus shifts, even for a millisecond you panic. You lash out and you become nothing more, than everyone else that you declare to detest. You’re not original, you’re a carbon copy of many that have come before you. You’re not a fresh face, you’re a repeat, you’re not the next big thing, you’re a light that’s about to flicker into darkness.”
As people walk past her, looking at her oddly as she has a wolf like hoodie sitting proudly on the top of her head. Evie continues her promotional careless of what’s going on around her.
“Enough about you, my focus in this match will be on Court. No doubt she will say her loss week was a play, because now she knows what I’m like inside the six-sided ring. She will say that she now has the knowledge to win the big one and walk away with the title of the Blast from the Past winner two thousand and eighteen. However, Courtney read my lips when I say this. Sure, we went toe to toe last week and yes, I did beat you and yes you did take me to my limit at times... but that doesn’t mean you know me. That doesn’t mean you know what I am capable of. You saw a glimpse of what I can do, not the full catalogue. You are fresh, you are still green and that will be your down fall. Trust me. I have everything to lose in this match and do you think I’m going to let you take everything away from me, laying down? I will fight, I will fight you harder than I have ever fought anyone before. This isn’t about my ego, this isn’t about me beating you, so I can brag. This is me, defending what is mine. I’m still the reigning and defending winner of the Blast from the Past, and I have the chance to become the FIRST EVER, two-time winner. This is my chance at the history books and there is no way in hell, I will let this slip through my fingers.”
Her focus was stone cold as she kept her eyes on the lens of the camera before she started to wrap this one up.
“Courtney, give me a run for my money because I can promise you I will show you a sprint. I will not back down, I will not quit until Shorty and myself are declared the winners. Sin City Wrestling, will one day be your playground, just unfortunately at Into the Void, it won’t.”
That evil smile was painted on her face as the Aussie finally looked around her, seeing that it was getting dark and it was time to end this.
“This is my tournament, you two are just playing in it. You’re the visitors, I’m the owner and I can promise you the deed is not for sale. Not now, not ever. I’ll defend this throne until I’m ready and willing to let it go. Shorty and I will see you next Sunday and believe me, this is a fight you won’t be ready for.”
Evie winked at the camera before the scene faded to black, leaving her first week promotional duties done and dusted. Leaving the Sin City’s wrestling audience with only one question, does Evie and Shorty have what it takes to go all out and win the 2018 edition of the prestigious Blast from the Past tournament or would they be left at the finish line red faced? Tune in next Sunday night to find out.