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“Boy, that escalated quickly!”
« on: December 01, 2017, 08:29:53 PM »
 The Metal and Punk Connection got the win over The Angel Clan after Amy pinned Athena following the Bad Girl and the duo of Jessie and Amy seemed set to take on the reigning World Bombshell Tag Team Champions The London Underground at the first Supercard of 2018, the duo even went as far as to cut an in ring promo on the reigning champions basically calling them jokes, to say that the London Underground didn’t take this lightly is an understatement but where they willing to wait until the new year?

Nope! Following the promo the champions went straight to the bosses and demanded that the Tag Team Title Match be brought forward to this week’s Climax Control and the bosses listened booking Amy and Jessie against the London Underground in what is now the Main Event of this weeks’ Climax Control now that the Two out of Three Falls Match for the World Bombshell Championship between Mikah and Mercedes Vargas has been cancelled, can the London Underground prove the two time Bombshell Tag Team Champions wrong by retaining the titles or will the Metal and Punk Connection win the titles for a third time?

Local Bar & Grill, San Jose, California
Friday the 1st of December 2017, 18:00pm

Nothing like chilling out in a bar before a big match! Well, obviously not right before the match, who do you think we are? Twin Clones of Mikah? Bur you get what I mean.

Me, Amy and the boys are at a local metal bar that also serves food which is fine by us because, well we’re hungry and the food that we’ve seen be taken to other tables does look good, it is standard pub food but my feelings on that is that when it’s done well you can’t really beat it!

But you know who we can beat? London Underground, I was just as surprised as Amy was when The London Underground got our title match against them brought forward too this week’s Climax Control. Just so we’re clear, I’m not surprised that the bosses caved into the London Underground’s demands because I saw a similar thing happen the last time I challenged for the World Bombshell Championship but rather I was surprised that they were that eager to lose their titles.

What? Do they want to go back to London or something? Whatever their reason is we’ll gladly take it and the World Bombshell Championships, simple as that.

“Okay, so what’s on the menu?” Shane wondered out loud as he looked at the menu and we did likewise, me and Shae were sat next to each other whilst Amy sat next to the much bigger Jake. “Burgers, steaks, some seafood, quite a varied selection for a Bar & Grill, what do you want to get Jessie?”

“The World Bombshell Tag Team Titles.” I responded whilst not really paying attention to what my husband was saying, that is until I noticed the odd looks I was getting. “Oh, you meant food? I don’t know, maybe I’ll get the BBQ Burger.”

“I think I’ll get the same, both the titles and the burger.” Amy responded with a chuckle before she sat down the menu. “Speaking of titles, you given any more thought towards the top title now that the World Bombshell Championship Match that was meant to happen got cancelled?”

“I know the bosses said that that Fatal Four Way was my last chance but never say never.” I responded with a shrug as I glanced up at her. “Just look at Natalie McKinley, after she interfered in that World Title Match Christian basically gave her a lifetime ban from an SCW Ring, yet she’s competed a handful of times since then, once against us during my brief time as SCW Bombshell Internet Champion.”

“True enough, and now she’s teaming with Lowri Moss against the FoShan Bombshells.” Amy responded with a nod though I couldn’t help but notice that something irked her, but I dismissed it. “So how do you plan on getting back in the title picture.”

“Well if we’re not still Bombshell Tag Team Champions by then I might start campaigning for a shot around Blaze of Glory time using my undefeated streak at that supercard as my motivation for it.” I responded before setting the menu down having decided on what I wanted. “Failing that there’s always the Blast from the Past Tournament, I was a Semi-Finalist this year, so I might see if I can go all the way, even then it’s a shot in the dark as to who you get as your partner as I hadn’t even met Nicolas before he got announced as my partner and besides, we still have a few months to go before then and who knows what’ll happen between then and now.”

“Yeah, that’s true, we’re still not sure if they’ll do another tournament after this year.” Amy nodded in response before she and the boys set their menus down. “So, have we decided what we wanted? I know Jessie’s going for the BBQ Burger and so am I for that matter, but I don’t know about you guys.”

“I’ll get a Rib-Eye Steak, Medium Rare.” Shane responded before nodding to Jake. “What about you Jake?”

“I think I’ll get some crab cakes.” Jake responded with a grin as he set his menu down. “It’s been a while since I’ve had then and, well, I guess the fact that we watched a Rerun of the MasterChef episode from Season 4 which featured Christine Ha’s return helps.”

“That was the episode with the crab challenge, right? Where everyone but Krissi got the Crab whilst she got the Catfish?” Amy asked, and we nodded in response. “I didn’t catch all of it, just the end of the episode whilst me and Joey were channel surfing earlier, still don’t know why Shane wanted to get on that show.”

“Please don’t get me started.” Shane responded as he pinched the bridge of his nose in annoyance. “And honestly? I think I’d do better on MasterChef Australia anyway, just have to move down under first.”

“Well, if anything happens that causes Jessie to lose her job you could use that as an excuse.” Amy suggested with a grin and Shane chuckled, a couple of seconds later the waitress came up to take our orders and once she took them she walked off. “Speaking of our job. Jessie, you want to head outside to do our promo?”

“Sure, Shane can you send me a text when the food arrives?” I asked Shane and he nodded in response before letting me out and Jake did likewise with Amy, once we got outside the bar and found an isolated spot we got ready to start our promo.

“It seems that the London Underground aren’t that fond of being World Bombshell Tag Team Champions, why else would they go to the bosses and demand that our Tag Team Title Match against them gets brought forward to this week’s Climax Control instead of taking place at the fist Supercard of the New Year? Either way me and Amy aren’t about to complain about this, if anything the only ones who will be complaining are London Underground after we take the titles from them, right Amy?”

I asked as Amy stepped forward.

“Well it looks like that demanding matches and getting them works… although I was expecting this match to be done at the Supercard, but hey we get London Underground in the main event, so it isn’t at all too bad. Now… as most of you saw Sunday night inside the ring Jessie and I said a couple of words about London Underground and got our point across. But I want to elaborate a little more…”

Amy said before chuckling.

“I have been in this company five years… I’ve seen wrestlers come and go… many who had big aspirations with big egos and win one title before disappearing. I’ve seen many fail because they couldn’t handle the competition in this company. Me… my win/loss record might not be stellar but in the five years I’ve been this company I have accomplished more than ever you can dream about. The titles that I have won in this company have been from where I worked my ass off… where I have fought hard and where I have taken no shit from anyone. More importantly I take no shit from idiots like you, who think they are god’s gift to wrestling when in fact they have no clue how to wrestle and have no clue what talent looks like if it bit them on the ass...”

Amy gave me the nod and I stepped forward.

“As Amy said, she’s been in the company for five years, me? I joined a couple of months before Amy joined Sin City Wrestling and like her I have seen your kind come and go a lot since I joined SCW, hot new acquisition comes in, makes a big impact and then fizzles out after a few months before leaving the company, Parand Ara, Azz N’ Class, the Guns for Hire, Becky Jones, you may not recognize those names London Underground but they do have something in common with you, they joined SCW, had dealings with me, hell Becky was the woman I won my first tag team titles with and ironically enough I would later lose them to a team Amy was a part off at the time, you know what else they have in common with you?”

This may shock you.

“They didn’t last long in the company! Hell, Becky lasted a little longer but compared to me and Amy? Not that long at all and I’ve seen this happen enough times to know that the London Underground in general is going through a similar phase, hell at least your male counterparts are willing to defend the titles whenever the time comes but you ladies? You are so disinterested in the titles you won in your debut match that you look like you’d rather be riding the actual London Underground but don’t worry, we’ll send you packing back to London soon enough!”

I said before nodding to Amy.


“You can call me a monumental failure... it doesn’t bother me...Ii know that I’m not a failure and management know that I am not a failure and those who I have taken gold from know that I’m not a failure... if I was a failure I wouldn’t have held the tag team titles three times, the world bombshell championship, the roulette title twice and the internet championship twice. Hell, I wouldn’t be even be in the hall of fame nor the first ever grand slam champion in this company.”

Amy said before folding her arms.

“If all those make me a failure, then I don’t know what you class as success but I’m guessing the bar isn’t set very high. So... if I’m a failure... tell me what you have done to make yourselves a roaring success in your careers? Other than getting lucky in winning he tag titles? I bet nothing... you seem to forget that you were invited into SCW and invited into the tag team tournament... nobody knows who you were or how you worked... that’s why you won. Sheer fucking luck because nobody could figure you out. Since then you have sat back with the titles enjoying life not having to defend them often as the other titles. You have become too relaxed too complacent... and that will be your downfall.”

Amy said before giving me the nod.

“And along those same limes, I’m far from a failure myself, am I grand slam champion? No, am I one title reign away from becoming a grand slam champion? Yes! Am I in the Hall of Fame? No, is there a good chance that I’ll get in the Hall of Fame someday? Definitely! I could go on but I’ve made my point and so has Amy, we’ve done so much for this company since joining in 2012 that to call us failures just shows how ignorant the two of you are when it comes to SCW!”

I said with a frown on my face.

“But you know what’s even more insulting than that? That you, lazy ass champions who sit around and refuse to defend your titles at all unless someone calls you out on it have the gal to call me and Amy failures, there are only two failures in this match and as of right now those failures are the Tag Team Champions because at least when me and Amy were champions, either singles or Tag Team, we welcomed any challenger and refused to get complacent and this Sunday you’ll wish you had spent less time calling us failures and more time watching our matches!”

I said before giving Amy the nod to end the promo.


“Jessie and I have been working hard in singles and tag team action ... yet I haven’t seen you wrestle since... why is that? Too scared of the competition or can’t hack the singles matches. Sad... that’s what you bitches will ever be. Tag team wrestlers and nothing else. You will be always known as London underground or Mackenzie and charlotte of the London Underground. Nothing memorable.”

Amy said as she shook her head.

“You won’t be big money draws either because you are to ordinary... people like to see established and well-known tag teams like the fallen and MPC and I hate to say this Heavy Metal Maidens etc... Sunday night your complacency and lack of respect will be your downfall. This failure is going to show everyone what you are... talentless hacks who got lucky when they were invited into SCW. Sunday night the tag team titles are coming back to their rightful owners… Sunday night you will no longer be tag team champion… you will be former tag team champions and you can fuck off back to whatever you came from. MPC will reign again."

I got the text from Shane and after showing it to Amy we headed back in as the scene fades.