[Steve Ramone]

 Steve’s luck has been pretty rotten as of late with his losing streak since Into the Void VI being extremely noticeable to anyone who watched SCW to the point where when the men’s Roulette Title Match was announced for this year’s Summer XXXTreme Steve wasn’t among the wrestlers competing, worse yet (as far as he was concerned at least) the three competing men where ones who he felt had stolen the opportunity from him in the forms of Ryan Keys, Travis Nathanial Andrews and the Roulette Champion Kris Halc! However, this week on Climax Control he had a chance to turn that around in a huge way.

It was the last Climax Control before SCW’s annual cruise ship based Supercard Summer XXXTreme and whilst more matches were bound to be announced for the show this week that wasn’t what he had on his mind as Steve was taking on the World Heavyweight Champion J2H in a non-title match in this week’s Main Event and whilst it was a non-title match the implications this had on the Supercard were huge as it could mess with the Main Event but can Steve win?

Down at the beach, Long Beach, California
Wednesday the 21st of June 2017, 17:00pm

It’s the middle of summer, I need a chance to relax after all the shit I’ve endured since Summer XXXTreme and we’re in Long Beach California for this week’s Climax Control, why the fuck not, right?

Truth be told, I wasn’t expecting anything to come from my challenge to J2H at last week’s Climax Control because I figured that he was a cowardly little shit who was afraid of a real challenge but low and behold, this week I’m in the main event against our joke of a World Heavyweight Champion in a non-title match but if, no, WHEN I beat that sniveling little punk it will catapult me all the way to the top!

As for J2H, well you didn’t hear this from me but I’ve heard that he likes being on the bottom so there’s that!

But as I said earlier me and my entourage are at the beach either working on our tans or just having a good time, off course if there were no kids about I’d be taking the drink “sex on the beach” literally with Kaylee but it’s a Summer holiday and there’s kids about and since we’re not in the mood to become registered sex offenders we aren’t doing that.

Even though certain parents have complained about Kaylee’s bikini.

“I swear if one more soccer mom complains about my bikini I’ll scream.” Kaylee muttered under her breath whilst laying on her front with her bikini top off to avoid tan lines whilst I applied sun tan lotion. “At least it’s not like the last time I was at a beach for fun.”

“You mean that time some kid’s dad recognized for your work?” Cyrus asked remembering being told that story back when Kaylee decided to make her relationship with me public. “Didn’t you also say that his wife’s face turned redder than a tomato when she heard that?”

“Let’s be honest Cyrus, they probably got divorced not long after that incident.” I pointed out with a grin as I finished applying the sun tan lotion. “Did he at least get an autograph?”

“He was about to ask for one when his wife came storming over, then he tried to pass me off as an old college friend but forgot that he met his wife in college.” Kaylee responded with a grin before checking to see if anyone was watching, when she confirmed that no one was watching she sat up (with her boobs being censored) and put the top back on. “That’s probably the only time I’ll ever put a top back on whilst I’m on my knees and in front of a camera.”

“Yeah but if I submitted that kind of footage to SCW instead of my promo I’d may as well start looking for a new job!” I responded and Kaylee grinned before lying back down. “I was serious!” I said before taking a sip from my drink.

“Well if that does happen, I could always get you a job in porn.” Kaylee responded causing me to nearly spit out my drink. “It wouldn’t have to be as a porn star, though you already have experience in that field.”

“If by that you mean the sex tape we filmed on the Summer XXXTreme Cruise Ship then that was a onetime thing.” I responded as I sat up, looking around I could tell that the parents were starting to leave and I grinned. “Besides, even if SCW fires me I can find work in the wrestling industry with my credentials alone.”

“True enough.” Kaylee responded before noticing that Cyrus and Andreas were starting to get dressed by putting their clothes on over their trunks. “We’re leaving already?”

“We’ve been here for two hours.” Cyrus responded as he checked the time on his watch. “What do you guys want to do for dinner? Eat out or go back to the hotel?”

“Eat out since it’ll probably be past dinner by the time we get back.” Kaylee responded before motioning over to Steve. “Besides, now that the kids are gone I want to have some real fun with Steve.”

“If any cops show up we’ll send you a text.” Cyrus responded as they finished getting dressed. “Besides, Steve has his promo to do first.”

“I can wait.” Kaylee responded with a grin before they left, now that they were gone and Kaylee was in her own little world I decided to get started on my promo.

“I don’t know if you’ve noticed but my luck has been shit ever since I lost the title back to Ryan Keys at the Climax Control after Blaze of Glory.” I said as I sat up and looked over at Kaylee. “Off course, by that I mean in the ring, outside the ring? I’m married to a porn star; can it get much better than that? Off course not! But this week on Climax Control I have a chance to make things even better than they were before as I am taking on the World Heavyweight Champion J2H in a non-title match in the Main Event!”

And I’m not letting it go to waste.

“Let me get one thing out of the way, J2H thinks that Bloodstock is a dumb name for a metal festival? That’s rich coming from the guy who once called himself “The Brat Prince” and went by his full, pretentious as all hell name James Huntington-Hawkes the Second! Hell, the fact that someone who used to be the laughing stock of SCW is now the World Heavyweight Champion just shows me how far this business has fallen since I first got started in the GWA.”

I can just tell that James isn’t going to like this!

“What’s that Hunty? You don’t like me digging up your past? I don’t give a shit! Personally, I’m proud of my past because aside from my title reigns in SCW I held every title except the top two in the GWA and the last title I won there? I won it on the last GWA show and the owners let me keep it, with that in mind, why are you so ashamed of your past? Oh, that’s right, you were a laughing stock when you first got started in SCW!”

But I digress!

“Now I know this is just me talking but I can’t take someone who used to come out to “Moves Like Jagger” by Maroon 5 seriously as a wrestler but yet someone clearly takes you seriously considering that you’re now a two-time World Heavyweight Champion but here’s my problem with you James, when I was your age I was forced out of wrestling by my current ex-wife because she got pregnant so I never got a chance to climb to the top of the mountain like you have! In fact, if you ask me if I hadn’t taken that hiatus I’d already be at the top of the mountain but if I have to dethrone the brat prince to put me on the road to the top then I will!”

No one’s stopping me, not the bosses and not you.

“Here’s how I see it, this is a chance of a lifetime for me to do what I couldn’t go eight years ago, climb to the top of the mountain and win the World Heavyweight Championship! Yes, I know that this is a non-title match and yes, I know that Lord Raab earned a shot when he won the Blast from the Past Tournament at Into the Void but it wouldn’t be the first time they’ve added someone to a match after they beat one of the competitors, would it? I’ve seen it happen more than enough times over my career and as far as I’m concerned, it’s about time the phrase “card subject to change” worked in my favor.”

I leaned over and whispered in Kaylee’s ear, she grinned broadly and started removing her bikini top again, why? Because I had decided to wrap things up.

“Everyone’s expecting an easy win for Hunty this week but Hunty himself has shocked the world many times, just look at how he won his first title in SCW! Only difference this time Hunty is that it’s going to work in your opponent’s favor and when I kick your brat head off and it lands in the cheap seats maybe then I’ll finally be taken seriously! This message has been paid for and delivered by “The Fearless One” Steve Ramone, the champion the fans deserve.”

A now topless Kaylee climbed atop me (again with her boobs censored) but the scene fades before any sexual acts are shown on screen.