Going into James Tuscini’s Roulette Title defense against Ryan Keys last week on Climax Control everyone expected Steve Ramone to watch the match from his dressing room fuming as he did, that wasn’t the case however as, thanks to some setting up by Andreas and Cyrus earlier in the night and a mysterious blackout happening just as Ms. Rocky Mountains spun the wheel to determine the match type the wheel landed on Steve’s Rules, a ruleset that Steve had created when he was SCW Roulette Champion earlier this year.
And as if that wasn’t bad enough for Ryan and James Kaylee was introduced as the Ring Girl for the match and (off course) Andreas and Cyrus were introduced as Steve’s enforcers, needless to say hijinks ensued ranging from Kaylee getting involved twice, a pornographic clip staring Kaylee playing for thirty seconds in the middle of the match and ultimately culminating in Steve proposing to Kaylee just when it seemed that Ryan was about to win his first title in SCW, this gave James the chance he needed to make his comeback and successfully retain the Roulette Title but not long after the match ended Steve laid him out with the Fearless Shot before staking his claim to a Roulette Title Shot.
Those actions were apparently enough for the bosses to propel Steve up the rankings and gain a shot at the Roulette Title but before that match could happen he found himself in a Fatal Four Way Match with three of his old enemies, Chris Shipman, Travis Nathanial Andrews and Andrew Garcia of the recently returned Dying Breed, not only that but it was the weekend before Halloween which meant that it was time for SCW’s annual Halloween Special where all the matches would have Halloween themed stipulations attached to them, the other matches on their own would be good enough to Main Event a regular edition of Climax Control which only made this card all the more special but can Steve win?
Evangeline’s Costume Mansion, Sacramento, California
Friday the 28th of October 2016, 11:00am
Don’t you love it when a plan comes together?
I had been racking my brain trying to think of a way that I could get involved in the Ryan Keys vs. James Tuscini match for the Roulette Championship ever since last week’s card was announced and it wasn’t until Wednesday when inspiration hit me whilst I was binge watching episodes of Climax Control from earlier this year and the episode where I was the Special Guest Referee in a Roulette Rules Match came up, from there the plan was set in motion.
And then we realized that there was no way in hell that the same tricks would work twice and since Mark wasn’t around to add the stipulation to the Roulette Wheel at the time we had to be sneaky about it, the porn clip? Kaylee’s idea, she originally wanted to use a clip from Ride Her Cowboy AKA the porn film that she filmed earlier this year but the DVD wasn’t coming out for another month and most of her work for Internet Porn Sites had bad video quality, at least the stuff not done for Brazzers and she eventually settled on Jungle Sex Party.
Then we had to pick a clip and then we had to censor Kaylee’s tits and vagina for obvious reasons, turns out the only pornographic clip in the whole movie where her face was directly facing the camera was the anal sex clip you saw on the titentron for thirty seconds, basically it was the most fun I’ve ever had editing a clip but as for the proposal towards the end of the match? Not only was it my idea but Kaylee was just as surprised as everyone else, plus just to rub salt in my ex-wife’s wound I used the same engagement ring as I did when I proposed to Charlotte on the last ever GWA PPV.
I am looking forward to when I return to Vegas and not for the reasons you may think!
As for my match against Garcia, TNA and Shipman, I can’t help but think that this is Christian’s way of getting back at me for ruining the Roulette Title Match because, as anyone who’s followed my post GWA career will tell you, I’ve had plenty of dealings with all of these men and as far as Shipman and TNA are concerned I have at least one victory over both of them, not only that but I competed in the first ever Shipman’s House of Fun match in SCW to boot so if anything I should know these guys like the back of my hand!
As for Garcia, I don’t have any wins over him but I have plenty of wins over his mentor Casey Williams!
I’ll get into more detail about that later but for now I’ll set the scene and besides, it does have some relevance to the Halloween Show! More specifically we are choosing our costumes for the show and like in previous years we are going for somewhere local to get our costumes for the sake of convenience, that and I just really like the name of this place so it’s a win-win situation for me.
Especially considering that Kaylee has her mind set on wearing a Sexy Halloween Costume!
“Seriously Kaylee, why aren’t you going for a Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad costume?” Cyrus wondered out loud as Kaylee searched through the women costumes the place had on sale and Kaylee rolled her eyes in response. “It’s practical, at least as far as female supervillain costumes go, and aren’t you a natural blonde?”
“First of all, I’m a natural redhead, you must have me confused with someone else.” Kaylee responded with an annoyed look on her face, Cyrus and Andreas had already chosen their costumes going as Michael Myers and Leatherface respectively whilst I was still undecided. “Second, because that movie fucking sucks and DC can’t make a decent Superhero Flick to save their lives!”
“Yeah I’m not getting into that argument again.” Andreas said as he put his hands up defensively referring to an argument they had when they realized that Doctor Strange was coming out this year, all I’m saying is that it got so heated that the police had to be called because our neighbors thought that there was a domestic violence incident going on. “Besides if she wants to wear a Sexy Halloween Costume, let her! I mean we both know that she’s worn skimpier outfits than that in her movies!”
“That’s not the problem, wearing a Native American Costume is not only racist but culturally insensitive and don’t get me started on some of the other costumes.” Cyrus responded and Kaylee rolled her eyes again. “I mean, look at these soldier uniforms, are they trying to promote violence?”
“That, coming from a guy who chose, willingly, to go as one of the most iconic serial killers in movie history not to mention the fact that you are a former marine.” Kaylee pointed out and Cyrus went to respond. “Ring, ring, hello is that SJW Pot? This is Kettle and I would like to inform you that you are black and need to grow some balls.”
“I don’t even have an answer for that, well put.” Cyrus admitted with a laugh as Kaylee grabbed a Police Officer Costume. “But I don’t need to be a Social Justice Warrior to realize that wearing a Police Officer Uniform after all the Police Brutality Cases in recent years would be a bad move.”
“Yeah, I can’t really argue with that.” Kaylee admitted with a frown which was when I decided to chime in.
“Get it anyway, it’ll come in handy for when we decide to do a bit of roleplaying for our sex sessions.” I responded and Kaylee grinned apparently loving the idea. “Well, officer I’ve been a bad boy, I think you need to punish me.”
“And I’m going to cut off Kaylee before I head over to the nearest bar to purge that thought from my memory.” Andreas quickly chimed in as he and Cyrus shuddered in response, Kaylee set the Police Officer Costume aside before settling on a Sexy Grim Reaper Costume. “Wow, that might be skimpier than some of your porn outfits, not counting the scenes that you are naked for off course.”
“I didn’t even think that that was possible.” Kaylee responded with a laugh before she headed into the dressing room to try it on, a few minutes passed and she emerged with the outfit on and our jaws dropped to the floor. “So, thoughts?”
“My wife is going to kill me for this.” Cyrus responded and Andreas quickly nodded in agreement whilst I just sat there dumbfounded, she returned to the dressing room to get changed out of the costume apparently happy with her choice and once she returned she put it with the Police Officer Costume. “So that just leaves you Steve.”
“Honestly I can’t decide.” I responded as I looked around. “Come to think of it don’t you have special zombie makeup from when you went as, well, a zombie for Halloween one year Cyrus?”
“Yeah, I brought it with me encase I couldn’t decide on a costume.” Cyrus nodded in response and I made my decision right there and then. “Well, if that’s everything I’ll go pay for the costumes.”
“Go ahead.” I nodded in response and Cyrus picked up the costumes to take up to the counter. “I’ll meet up with you guys in a bit, I’ve got a promo to do.”
“Got it, we’ll let Cyrus know.” Kaylee nodded in response and I got up and left the store, I headed into a nearby alleyway hoping that it would give me some privacy as I got ready to do my promo.
“Last week I couldn’t sit idly by and let James Tuscini and Ryan Keys compete for a title that I never should’ve lost to begin with so I did the right thing by making an otherwise boring match much more exciting with the Steve’s Rules Stipulation and once I helped James retain I made it clear that I wasn’t done with him! Apparently the long overdue rematch for the SCW Roulette Championship between me and James will have to wait a few more weeks but until then I find myself in a huge match!”
And I’m not going to lose it.
“Hell a one-on-one match between me and any of my three opponents would’ve been huge on its own but when you throw myself, Chris Shipman, Travis Nathanial Andrews and Andrew Garcia into the same Fatal Four Way Match with the Halloween stipulations attached there’s no telling what will happen between the opening and ending bell but there is one guarantee, that I am going to walk out the winner once the bell rings again!”
First up is Travis.
“I’m starting with Travis for one reason, he’s the man who I faced the most recently out of the three opponents and on top of that he was one of three opponents that I beat to win the Roulette Title to begin with back when it was vacated at the beginning of the year! Well, Travis we find ourselves in yet another Fatal Fourway Match and whilst there isn’t a Battle Royal at the end of the night which I’ll also be competing in the end result will be the same, I will beat you again!”
Next up is Shipman!
“Chis Shipman, the original psycho, competing at a Halloween Event, what next? Are you going to give a Cannibal a cooking class taught by Gordon Ramsey? Actually I’d pay good money to see that but that’s beside the point! Shipman over the last summer you waged your own campaign against James and guess what? You lost your only shot at Summer XXXTreme, you may be thinking, among all the twisted thoughts you have in your head, that this will be a perfect opportunity to propel yourself to a shot at James so when I do beat you I’ll personally tell you to get back in line!”
Last but not least is Garcia.
“Who the hell was calling for a Dying Breed return? Aside from Garcia’s brief Roulette Title Reign and their even briefer Tag Title Reign that was ended by the motherfucking Surf Boys they never did much of note and it wasn’t long before Casey came out of retirement and they disappeared off the face of the Earth, well as the old saying goes those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it and on Sunday I’ll do to you what I did to your mentor almost every time we were in the same ring for a match, kick your ass!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“Travis? Doesn’t matter, Shipman? Terrifying but irrelevant, Garcia, do I even need to say anything other than his name? What I’m getting at is that this match is a glorified workout session for me as I move towards my long overdue rematch with James Tuscini for the Roulette Championship and unlike Shipman I’ll actually succeed in taking the belt from him, unlike Travis I’ll actually get close enough to touch the title and unlike Garcia I’ll hold it for a lot longer than two weeks! This message has been paid for and delivered by “The Fearless One” Steve Ramone, the champion the fans deserve!”
I went off to join the others as the scene fades.
