[Wong Fai Hung]

 Western Village Inn and Casino
Reno, NV.


*We see Matt Spears wearing a white tee with blue jean shorts. He is sitting on his hotel bed room on the phone.*

Matt Spears: Hello Lin Ting Lu how are you?

Master Lilly: I'm fine Matt how have you been?

Matt Spears: I been ok I guess.

*Matt says as he is looking a bit sad*

Master Lilly: Oh well what's wrong Matt?

Matt Spears: Well I just was wondering when you will be coming to Nevada?

Master Lilly: Well I will be there to see Jon Dough and Eyesnsane to take on the Monstimals.

Matt Spears: Oh I see

*Lin Ting Lu can sense by Matts tone that something is not right*

Master Lilly: Did you need me to be there sooner?

Matt Spears: Well you know with everything that is happening to me and all I kind of need someone to talk to and well your the only one I feel like I can talk to without any judgements.

Master Lilly: Oh I see, Well thank you for the confidence but have you tried talking to Jon Dough?

Matt Spears: No but here's the thing, Talking to myself is not something I want to do.

Master Lilly: I understand. Well I will be in Nevada tomorrow but if you need me you can always call me.

Matt Spears: Ok I will do that.

Master Lilly: So what are your plans today or will Jon Dough be coming out tonight?

Matt Spears: Well I'm sure Jon will come out at one point but for now I'm going to change to some swim trucks and swim a few laps before I meet up with Eyesnsane.

*Matt gets up from his bed and goes to his suitcase. Matt opens it and take a pair of Chicago Cubs swim trucks.*

Master Lilly: Oh how is Eyesnsane?

Matt Spears: Ok I guess my be drunk by now but you should ask Jon Dough.

Master Lilly: Well can I?

Matt Spears: Sorry not right now.

Master Lilly: I figured as much, but listen if you ever need to talk to someone and I'm not around there is someone closer then you think who you can talk to.

*Matt goes to the door to put on his Chicago Cubs sandals*

Matt Spears: Again I don't really want to be talking to myself.

Master Lilly: That's not who I'm talking about. However enjoy the swim and I'll be around in about 18 hours.

*Matt opens the door and walks out of his hotel room*

Matt Spears: Oh ok so who are you talking about?

Master Lilly: In due time you will see who I am talking about.

Matt Spears: Well ok I guess.

*Matt takes the stairs to make his way to the floor the pool is on. Meanwhile, seated on top of the roof of the building we see Eyesnsane in a lounge chair with his feet up wearing dark sunglasses and a red t-shirt with black and white Adidas shorts and no shoes. The dog is laying next to his chair and they both seem to be starring out into the open sky.*

Eyesnsane: Not our best moment last week ehh dog? A loss is not the end of the world That one in particular was an opportunity.

*The dog turns its head and looks at Eyesnsane.*

Eyesnsane: Oh it is. You see if we had become the champions last week the losers would have said it was a fluke and to that so would the rest of the teams out there just trying to remain relevant. You see this way we get to beat down the other teams before we take our titles. Who is going to stand in our way? The Acquin brothers?

*The dog barks.*

Eyesnsane: Whatever their names are. We already ran through them like a hot knife through butter. Oh but I’m not just looking past the two big scary monsters.

*Eyesnsane picks up a bottle of Jack Daniels that was next to his chair and takes a drink from it. The dog looking up at him licks its lips. Eyesnsane pours some into a nearby bowel and the dog moves to the bowel and begins drinking the liquor.*

Eyesnsane: Just don’t tell. I got you dog. Like I was saying a couple of scary monsters. What makes them so scary huh? Oh is it supposed to be that mask Lord Raab wears or maybe cause the guy is tall. I’ve seen his type before and I’ve beat his type before. You know what he really is. He’s that kid that was a spoiled brat in school that was heavier and taller than the other kids.

So because of that he used his size to bully all the other kids. Thing is it works and it works and it works some more. So much so that he has now found an outlet in wrestling to be that same punk kid. The only problem with his plan is that I ain’t scared. Not of him, not of a guy wearing a mask. Not of a guy tall enough to make you wonder why he’s not playing basketball. Or a guy whose anger issues are so bad and cause him to be so out of control he seeks the help of a doctor. Come on dog. The only reason I see a shrink is because the courts in California ordered me to.

*The dog looks up from the bowel and tilts its head while looking at Eyesnsane.*

Eyesnsane: Oh I probably forgot to mention that. It’s all a big misunderstanding. You see for some reason my baby mama thought I was breaking into her house in the middle of the night to visit my son. Just cause she woke up one morning and some stuff in his room was different than the day before. You see she wanted this other guy to be Tyson’s Godfather and well it happened to be a guy who had his cock in her mouth and I kinda thought that was going on while she and I were together. But she and I separated and damn if my son’s room was not just filled with all that guy’s shit. Posters, pillows, sheets it was fucking maddening, oh and I was not supposed to ask her about it because then I was just being jealous. I had some kind of issue. I needed to work things out and she goes so far as to say that I should not come around. Fuck!!!!

*The dog licks its lips again only this time heads for the door leading off of the roof and leaves. Eyesnsane sits back on the chair and takes another long drink from his bottle.  His cell phone rings and he answers it.*

Eyesnsane: Yes they are fine.  I made sure they got the usual delivery.  Yes Master.  No I'm certain Jon has no idea. nor will he until the appropriate time.  Yes, last week was unfortunate only in the fact I could not injure or significantly harm one of them.  I let my emotions get into it and for that you have my apologies.  Yes I know and I will diligently work on that.  However they will not be able to stop us.  None of the teams here will stop us.  The champions did all they could and that was to barely escape.  My focus will be more intent next time.  I now owe them.  As for Raab and Sam, while I am sure they are competent in the ring the match will be a mere formality.  I can assure you all is well.

*After a few moments of listening quietly we see Eyesnsane hangs up the phone.  He picks up a nearby glass and takes a drink from it.  Just then the dog comes and sits next to him.  Eyesnsane looks down at the dog.*

Eyesnsane: Which one did you bring with you?  The masked guy or the other one?

*The dog barks.*

Matt: Holy hell its hot out here man. We got rooms with A/C yet you want to bake in the sun. You working on a sun tan?

*Matt is seen wearing nothing but Chicago Cubs swim trunks. Matching Cub sandles.*

Matt: I would think after that match you had with Jon Dough vs Jimmy Dean oh I mean Jamie Dean and Ben Jordan you would be at the gym working out, you know were they have A/C.

*Matt looks at the dog*

Matt: So lets see you do some of your tricks. I want a drink. Oh and a chair as well doggy. Now shoot and make it happen.

*Matt looks at Eyesnsane*

Matt: So yea man how long you plan on being out here?

*Sweat is seen pouring from Matt's head. Matt pulls out a small hand towel from his back pocket to wipe off the sweat.*

Eyesnsane: Shit sometimes you have to meditate.  You know take some time for self reflection.  I'm up here just knocking back some Jack Daniels and looking at I-80.  you go out there and make a left and in a few hours you're in Chicago.  Tat's a small piece of home right there.  But I like the heat and just look around the scenery is way better than a sauna, right?  Trust me I get my time in the gym, I hit the weights, and I practice three forms of martial arts everyday.  The thing is this, I'm pissed.  I mean I am mad as hell that we lost and that the guy held my shorts to get the pin.  But its a blessing because now Jon and I can tear through the other teams in SCW.  We are going to beat the animals...

*The dog looks up and makes a funny noise.*

Matt: Oh I see you got me a beer but where's the chair.

*Matt says as he chuckles a bit. Eyesnsane looks at the dog*

Eyesnsane: Not you dog.  The guys I'm talking about pretend they are monsters and try to scare kids in the audience.  One of them wears a mask and goes grrrrr.

*Matt and Eyesnsane start laughing a bit.*

Matt:Oh yea those guys are back I see.

Jon Dough: Hey this is my promo not yours Matt.

Matt Spears: Shut up Jon leave me alone. You will get your time.

*Matt opens up his beer and takes a swig. Matt looks at Eyesnsane.*

Matt: Before you get to those guys. I went back to the hotel after the show and seen the show in my room. I didn't realize you have a child.

Eyesnsane: Yeah he's the best thing that came of me falling in love with his fine ass mama.  His name is Tyson.  It's been too long since I've seen him.  Before the courts got involved I spent all my free time with him.  I miss my guy.

*Eyesnsane takes a drink from the bottle and as he takes it away from his mouth he wipes his lips with his arm.*

Matt: I see so how old is Tyson and when was the last time you spoke with him?

*Matt takes a swig from his beer then looks at the dog and points at his beer. Dog barks and leaves the roof. Matt then looks at Eyesnsane*

Eyesnsane: He's eight going on nine and its been about six months now.  The last time I saw him was in court.  He should not have been there, that was a hard day.  He was screaming for me when they took him out and it was all I could do to not beat the shit out of all those cops holding me back.

*The dog appears with a beer for Matt. Matt still with a half beer chugs it down and puts the empty can on the floor. The dog then grabs the beer from his mouth to Matt's hand. The dog grabs the empty bottle. The  dog takes off but Matt whistles for him back. The dog stops and looks at Matt. Matt then points to the billboard that is posted at least 300 feet away. The bill board is a Coca Cola ad. The dog drops the empty beer can and lets out a bark. The dog then picks up the empty beer can and takes off down stairs. Matt then looks at eyesnsane.*

Matt: Yea man my daughter was 8 as well. Her name was ginger. She was named after the late Ginger Diamond from LOW. But I don't need to tell you about her now do I? Anyways is there a court date coming for Tyson?

Eyesnsane: No, I remember her like it was yesterday.  I think I had a former partner that liked her.  As far as Tyson, well let's just say that's complicated for now.

*Dog comes back with a 1liter of coca cola. Matt grabs it and opens it up. Eyesnsane hands Matt a glass cup.  Eyesnsane then pours some liquor into the dog's bowel.  The dog begins drinking again with its tail wagging.*

Eyesnsane: I had an extra cup with me since I knew it would be you that would come up here.

*Matt takes the glass and pours coke half way. Matt then hands over the glass to Eyesnsane as he then pours some Jack Daniels. Eyesnsane hands Matt the glass. Matt then takes his right index finger and puts it in the glass to stir the drink up a bit.*

Eyesnsane: Don't worry I won't tell Jon...

Matt: Man, fuck Jon this is my body.

*Matt Takes a sip of his drink but spits it back out.*

Eyesnsane: Yo that's alcohol abuse.  Not cool.

Matt: Damn it Jon. I'm trying to enjoy a drink with your partner.

*Matt takes another sip, only to have it sip back out.*

Eyesnsane: Damn, you to need to get that shit together.  Tell Jon he owes me a bottle.

Jon Dough: Beer is one thing but you need to stay off the hard stuff.

Matt: That was not part of the agreement Jon.

*Matt try's to take a sip again but Jon takes over his body.*

Jon Dough: I said no

*Eyesnsane looks at Matt Spears. Matt hands over his drink to Eyesnane. Matt then starts to walk away arguing with himself (Jon Dough). Eyesnsane puts the drink down and looks at the dog who is seen barking at Matt Spears. Eyesnsane calls for the dog. The dog makes his way to Eyesnsane. The dog sees the drink. The dog looks at Eyesnsane then the glass, then back at Eyesnane.*

Eyesnsane: Go ahead dog I at least know you'll drink it.

*Matt comes back to Eyesnane but this time he is wearing the Jon Dough mask.*

Eyesnsane: Jon Dough?

Jon Dough: The one and only. So what's up partner?

*The dog looks at the glass then at Eyesnsane, then he looks at Jon Dough.*

Jon Dough: You want some more boy?/COLOR

*We see the dogs tail wagging*

Jon Dough: Get me a beer and you can have the glass.

*Dog barks and is seen taking off.*

Eyesnsane: So umm. Sup Jon.  I suppose this is where we talk shit about how the referee screwed me last week and how we are going to beat the shit out of the mammals?

Jon Dough: Good boy, grrr

*Dog tilts his head to the left then licks Jon's right hand.*

Jon Dough: Even the dog is not afraid of those two cry babies.

Eyesnsane:  Shit I'm too drunk for this those two are funny as shit.  The tall guy with the mask who sees a shirk for his anger issues and becomes a wrestler for a living.  Something tells me you are less confused than he is.  Wait they are supposed to be Pixar monsters right?  What's this crybaby stuff.

*Jon takes a sip of his beer and looks down to see that the dog has chugged down the glass. The dog is seen lying down chilling.*

Jon Dough: You know cry babies like the gum. The Monstimals think there Jaw Breakers but they're really just sour puss or sour pusses I guess since there is two of them. They leave SCW out of nowhere because someone said...

Eysnsasne: Hey yo

*Jon looks at Eyesnsane. Eysnsane shakes his head.*

Eysnsane: Don't say what you are about to say as they might get mad and leave SCW again.

Jon Dough: Yeah your right.

*Jon takes a sip of his beer*

Jon Dough: So these guys leave after they got there asses handed to them and could not the tag team titles. Then they find out that SCW will be doing a SCW Tag Team Tournament and they decide to come back. So Eyesnsane you say watch what I say because a comment may get them mad and have them leave SCW. However they may leave after they lose in the first round of the tournament.

*Jon takes a sip.*

Jon Dough: I guess quitting comes easy to those who think they are monsters. I mean Lord Raab has won two different singles titles and both men he won it from felt like they should have won so what did they do. They left SCW shortly after there loses to this Grrr monster.  

*Jon takes a sip of his beer.*

Jon: You know Eyesnsane Lord Raab and Matt Spears have a bit in common. They all hear voices and talk to them as well. Yet when Matt wears a mask its for his voice to then come alive hence Jon Dough when Lord Raad wears a mask its to help him look more scary ohh! I mean grrr monster.

Eyesnsane: Is that what it is? I thought dude was just hyped up for Halloween.  Like he travels from venue to venue hoping kids throw candy at him.  In this business the scary monster guys are a dime a dozen.  Every wrestler 6'4" or taller thinks they are some kind of monster super guy and they walk around all jacked up with their chests poked out like they are the shit.

Let's face facts here.  We should not have lost and did not need weapons to do it.  We beat the hell out of the current champions.  We beat the hell out of the Acquin brothers and they sure as hell don't want more.  So it's only fitting that we beat the hell out of these two as well.  Making our rise to the top of the division complete.

Jon Dough: You know your team is bad when you come back to the tournament as nothing more then the Surfer boys replacements.

*Jon is about to take a sip of his beer but stops.*

Jon Dough: Sorry at least when the surf boys lose they take the lost like men. No team has lost more matches then the surf boys yet there still here they never quit just to comeback after they find out of a tournament.

Eyesnsane: You sure the surf boys lost more matches then Azz n Clazz?

*Jon Nods*

Jon: Well not sure about that but again there still here and never left as well.

*Jon takes a sip of his beer. He lets out a small burp then chugs the rest of the beer.*

Jon Dough: So Eyesnsane when we gonna start our SCW footage about are upcoming match.

*Jon Dough looks at the "hidden camera" and winks.  Eyesnsane stands up and turns his back toward the hidden camera and Jon.*

Eyesnsane: Yeah its about that time of the evening where we point out how we are destined to become the new tag team champions.  Yeah, this is the time where we teal the hole world. Yeah.  We tell the hole world how we are going to go right through the monstimals and how we will beat the Acquins again for the second time.  Dig it! Yeah!

*Eyesnsane turns around to face a confused looking Jon Dough.*

Eyesnsane: Look its obviously in the bag for us.  Let's just consider the fact that Sammy don't know how to fight.  At all we are talking about a guy be dragged along by his partner and for what?  So he can get angry oh are we not supposed to like him when he gets angry.  I've seen this guy in a ring and he's not the Hulk, he's not a monster, and if I can be serious for a moment he's not even a competent wrestler.  He's the kind of guy who gets himself hurt.  I would not be surprised if they had to quit just to spend sometime healing from their last loss.

*The dog barks a few times, Eyesnsane looks at the dog. Eyesnsane sees that the dog is looking away. Eyesnsane then turns to see what the dog is looking at. Eyesnsane can see that Jon Dough has left the roof. Eyesnsane shrugs as he continues on*

Anger is not going to do it.  Just being mad because mommy and daddy did not spend enough quality time with you is not going to help you against a team that is trained to kick ass and take names and that's what we are.  Had that referee been doing his job he would have seen my shoulder was up and we would be the champions now.  The fact is we are better trained we're better prepared and I don't know abut Jon but I'm more pissed than both of the monstimals in rush hour traffic.

*Dogs starts to bark again, Eyesnsane looks at the dog. The dog runs as we see Jon Dough waking on the roof but this time with a duffle bag. Jon looks at Eyesnsane realizing that its his turn to speak. Jon then opens up the duffle bag. He takes out what looks like a poster.*

Jon Dough: This part of the footage is bought to you by.

*Jon unwraps the poster and we see Former SCW star*

Jon Dough: That's right you guessed it by Emma Rose which by the way this poster is still available for a steal at the SCW shop for just $9.99

*Eyesnsane shakes his head a bit*

Eyesnsane: Bro were fighting Lord Raab and Sam...

*Jon cuts him off*

Jon Dough: I know were not fighting Team BJ. This is not about them or who were fighting in a few days. Last week I said as a fan of SCW I would like to see Emma back in the ring. This week I pushing her gear in hopes that if they start selling like hot cakes I and the rest of the SCW fans can see that nice hot piece of cake in the ring again. But hey don't mind me you keep doing your thing while I put this away and grab more stuff from my goody bag here.

Eyesnsane: Stay focus at the task at hand

*Jon Dough pulls out a blask T-shirt*

Jon Dough: Shut up and take off that red shirt and put this on instead

*Eyesnsane takes off his red shirt. Jon throws the black shirt to Eyesnane and puts it on. We see him now wearing the Jon Doe T-shirt.
Jon then goes to his bag and pulls out a pair of SCW Bombshell Tag Team Titles*

Jon Dough: Soon Song and Alana Allure will be wearing the real ones but these replica ones that I'm holding.

*Jon looks at the "hidden Camera" and winks with his left eye*

Jon Dough: You see Monstimals I paid $400 a piece for these titles and I bought them for you guys. Why? Well because this is as close as you two will ever get to being tag team champions.

Eyesnsane: But your holding the Bombshell tag team titles.

*Jon looks at Eyesnsane*

Jon Dough: Well yeah, I mean they have a better shot at getting those before getting the the SCW tag team belts.

*Eyesnsane shakes his head a bit.*

Eyesnsane: I need another drink.

*Jon goes back to looking at the camera but as he does that the dog starts to bark and shake a bit. Jon looks at the dog*

Jon Dough: What's wrong by you need to use the bathroom?

*Dog barks and Jon goes to his duffle bag again. Jon pulls out another t shirt and throws it on the ground. We see that its a Ben Jordan T-shirt*



Jon Dough: Here use the bathroom on that.

*Jon looks at the camera*

Jon Dough: Lord Raab Sure you been a world champ and a Roulette champion. But since you been in the tag team division what have you done? Why would you decide to team up with someone who has no wrestling experience, he has no wrestling training what so ever and you manage to get him signed to SCW. I'm not sure who has insulted as SCW fans more you and your partner for the lack of training or the SCW bosses for allowing someone with no training what so ever to get in the ring to begin with. Lord Raab all jokes aside you have what it takes to win championships but you or anyone else in SCW can be a one man team and that's really what you are when you team up with someone with no wrestling training at all.

*Eyesnsane makes his way to Jon Dough with a glass of Jack Daniels for himself and a beer for Jon Dough. Jon takes the beer*

Jon Dough: So with that said we will enjoy the rest of this day and will hit the gym tomorrow. Hopefully you have been spending the time off you took to get Sam some training. Not that a little bit of training is going to make a difference thou.

Eyesnsane: Oh don't worry Jon we will be taking Sam to wrestling school free of charge this Sunday.

*Jon cracks open his beer, and looks at Eyesnsane. Jon lefts his beer up*

Jon Dough: were taking baby steps but here goes to us being the next SCW tag team champions.

Eyesnsane: Cheers

Jon Dough: Cheers

*The dog starts barking like mad*

Eyesnane: Oh yeah we cant forget about the dog.

*Eyesnsane looks at the dog then at Jon.*

Eyesnsane: This dog needs a name already.

*Jon Dough phone starts to ring*

Jon Dough: Oh shit

Eyesnsane: Who is it?

*Jon looks at his phone to see who it is*

Jon Dough: Its Stephanie Mcdiddle

*Jon picks up the phone while Eyesnane is pouring a drink for the dog.*

Jon Dough: Hello

Stephanie: ........

Jon Dough: Oh nah were in Reno right now trying to figure out a name for the dog.

Stepanie:........

Jon Dough: Thanks Steph that works out great, I'm sure the dog and Eyesnsane will like that. Let me call you later thou.

*Jon hangs up the phone and sees that the dog and Eyesnsane are waiting for Jon so they can have there drink*

Eyesnsane: what was that about?

Jon Dough: Well she said why not name the dog Wrigley since were all Cub fans.

*Jon lifts his drink up again*

Jon Dough: As I was saying to the next SCW tag team champions Eyesnsane, Jon Dough and you to Wrigley. Cheers!

Eyesnsane: Cheers

Wrigley: Woof

*The three take a drink. Jon walks over to the camera. As he turns off the camera we can here Jon Dough.*

Jon Dough: Hey don't forget to wake up at 7am so we can get some early gym time before.....

*Camera has been turned off*