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Supercard Archives / OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
« Last post by GUY on May 23, 2025, 01:49:03 AM »
Cameras found themselves opening to one of the most famous spots in Paris. Maybe one of the most famous spots in the entire world. The very grounds where the Eiffel Tower happened to be. Right there at the very bottom of the eiffel tower. A very large gathering of people could be seen. Lots of chatter and whispering amongst this large crowd. It didn’t take long to figure out what all the chatter was about. Thanks to those cameras revealing an interesting scene.
Right under that tower was the familiar face of the man they called Guy With Cape. Placed upon the top of his head ever so proudly was his King’s Crown. He was pacing back and forth in front of six old fashioned guillotines. Trapped in each one of those was a life sized realistic wax doll representing the likes of Bill Barnhart, Justin Smith, Connor Murphy, Kris Ryans, and Artie. His pacing continued for a couple of seconds before he stopped and looked out at the crowd.
“Citizens of Paris and Minions of King Guy. Allow your King to welcome you to today’s Public Execution!”
His hands went up into the air in such an excited manner. However his words weren’t exactly met with the same excitement from the large crowd. Instead gasps and concerned looks on faces is what he was met with.
“The public executions of some of the most vile men to ever walk Guy’s Kingdom. Guy is talking about men that have failed in epic proportions. We are talking about men that have flat out told incriminating lies, have engaged in blaspeh behavior, and tried to take things that did not belong to them. Guy is talking about men that have done nothing with their lives but waste the air that is in their lungs. These men deserve everything that is coming to them. All of which is going to be by the hand of their king and yours!”
Guy sounded quite thrilled with himself. Although there were still some mixed reactions from all those people watching. All eyes remained on Guy with him walking over to the guillotine that had the wax doll of Justin Smith. Placing his hand on the handle to the switch of the guillotine. Looking back at the crowd.
“This right here is Justin Smith. And...”
Without any proper warning. He pulled that handle and the blade came down within a blink of an eye. Catching right on the back of the neck wax dummy. The head resembling Justin came smooth off and went rolling on the grass towards the crowd. Leading to more gasps of shock coming from each of them.
“That’s what the outcome is for Justin. Off with his head right away. There’s no point in having King Guy waste his words on him. No point in King Guy taking the time to think about him. Absolutely no point in all of you minions paying the man any slightest bit of attention. He is simply a waste of space. And Guy understands that’s a little ruder than he usually is. He understands that it’s far more blunt that he usually is. He also understands that it might upset my minions. However, sometimes a King has to be rude. A king has to be blunt. A king has to upset some people for the betterment of his Kingdom. Guy has always protected you minions. He has always had what is best for you in mind. You’ll one day understand that and will go back to loving your King... But as far as Justin Smith goes. Sucks to suck loser, but it’s something you are used to at this point.”
Such a nonchalant shrug escaped the shoulders of Guy. He found himself walking on over to the next guillotine. The wax doll made to represent Connor Murphy becoming the next bit of focus. Guy holding onto the handle that controlled the blade. Looking right at that wax dummy.
“Connor The Muppet. Guy very recently learned from his British frens. That calling you a muppet means far much more than he ever imagined. It means something entirely different than having a hand shoved up your bum and controlling everything you do. Apparently to be a Muppet, it means that you are foolish. It means you are incompetent. It means you are stupid. Again, Guy understands that being rude isn’t what you folks are used to. Probably not what you expected from Guy at all Connor. But now that this has been pointed out to Guy. He has no choice but to admit it’s the truth.
You are the stupid. You are the incompetent. You are heckin’ foolish. Especially since you thought that you could come all the way here to Paris and challenge Guy for his crown. The crown that sits on top of his head is a sacred crown. It is meant to only be worn by a king. Not someone who at best would be considered a jester. After how many times now have you embarrassed yourself? How many times have you made a butt of yourself? How many times have you tried to obtain a big goal and failed? Causing people to laugh at you? Almost every heckin’ time since you came back to the wonderful world of Sin City Wrestling.
By now King Guy would have thought that you would have come back to reality and just realized you can’t get the job done. No shame in admitting something like that. Some people can’t be good wrestlers. Some people can’t win awards or championships. Some people just can’t reach the top of the mountain. And most people cannot become Kings. There would be nothing wrong with admitting that, but because of those three things. The stupidness, the incompetent-ness, and the foolishness. You won’t admit it. So you’re forcing Guy’s hand and forcing him to teach you a valuable lesson.”
By now with the crowd that was watching. They were starting to become a little vocal. Their displeasures were being heard. Something that was new for Guy. because he was used to cheers and people loving him. He was used to the minions reacting positively, but this wasn’t the case. He eyeballed them for a second with that puzzled look.
“You will never be King, Muppet!”
He pulled the handle and it was just as quick as the first guillotine. That blade came down catching the wax doll right on the back of the neck. Cutting off the head resembling Connor. Guy unbothered as he walked on to the next guillotine.
“Ryans Kristopher. What a true disappointment.”
Shaking his head from side to side in such a somber manner. Reaching out to grab that handle.
“Despite King Guy believing that no one should be allowed to challenge him for his crown. The fact still remained that Guy had heard many-many great things about you. From being a Hall of Fame worthy talent. Being a multi-time champion. Twice with the World Championship.Twice with the Roulette Championship. As well as a former Internet Champion and Mixed Tag Team Champion. You were one of the most talked about men of SCW. At times the most loved. Other times the most hated. A true success story that climbed his way to the top. Not like the others in this match. You would have brought your best. Guy would have looked forward to it.
But there was always going to be that chance you ended up disappointing. Something Guy didn’t want to believe was true. Something that Guy was willing to ignore. All for the sake of good competition. You see as much as those people talked highly of you and your achievements. They’d also in the same breath talk about your shortcomings. They would say things behind your back about dropping the ball. About slipping through the cracks. About how you always ended up caving to the pressure of success. Again, it’s not something King Guy wanted to believe. It’s not something King Guy wanted to give attention to.
However... Here we are a few days away from this historic match where Guy is going to make history with back to back crown wins. Only for Guy starting to realize that maybe those people are right. Guy is seeing the self doubt in you heading into this match. King Guy is starting to feel like there isn’t going to be a challenge for him. In fact King Guy is starting to feel like he’s just going to bulldoze right over the legend that is Ryans Kristopher. As much as Guy knows he was always going to win. As much as he knew that the crown was always going to stay his. As much as he knew his Kingdom was never in any danger. He didn’t want it to go this way. You’ve truly let down your king. That’s unacceptable.”
Boos were ringing out a little louder. Making it clear that there were some major Kris Ryans fans amongst the group. Guy didn’t give a proper response. Instead he just pulled on that handle. To send the blade flying down to cut the head off the wax doll representing Kris. Something that didn’t do him any favors with the live crowd. Guy just moved along.
“That brings King Guy to you, Bulldog Bill. All week long. All week long. You’ve been barking. Barking. Barking and barking some more. It’s not even an impressive big dog bark. It’s more of like the little yapper little dog bark that’s heckin’ annoying and no one wants to listen to. Not very flattering of you at all, Bill. And truth be told your King doesn’t exactly know what you’re barking about. He doesn’t speak woof-woof. However, if Guy had to guess. You’ll probably barking to complain bout how this weekend the ladders aren’t going to be very dog friendly. But, everyone knows there is a reason for that. Dogs aren’t meant to compete in wrestling matches. Unless they’re hosted by Michael Vick and that’s super scary!
And a ladder match sure as frick isn’t a place for a dog. So many bad things could happen to you. A ladder could fall on you. Hurt your little spine. Your tail could get caught between one of those ladders and cause you lots of pain. Someone could accidentally step on one of those paws of yours. So many bad things that could happen to you. It’s such a scary thing to think about. And each time King Guy crosses your path. He tries to do the right thing. He calls Peta but they won’t do anything. The Holy Christian man keeps putting you in these situations. Showing he’s not a dog lover. It’s finally coming down to the King to do something he doesn't want to do, but it seems like it’s the only option. Guy apologizes to you, Bulldog Bill!”
Lowering his head down in shame. He pulled on the handle. The same motion continued. The blade sliding down with force. Taking the wax doll’s head off that resembled the man he was talking about. That seemed like it was taking it too far. Because several people began to walk away. The crowd started to thin out in a matter of seconds. Guy walking up to the last guillotine.
“How strange. How very-very strange. That the masses believe that Artie and King Guy are destined to battle it out at the top of a ladder for Guy’s crown. How very odd that Artoe amd King Guy are destined to fight over being able to call themselves King.”
For the few people that had stuck around. Guy was looking out at all of them.
“One year ago. You and King Guy shared the ring for the first time. Same situation. Same setting. Competing in that ladder match. Aiming to grab the crown. Aiming to call ourselves King. Only difference was last year. All the minions were sleeping on you, Artie. All the minions were sleeping on King Guy. They were foolishly buying into the Fake Good Guy, ‘Power Bottom’ Carter. Only for the minions to show they didn’t know what they were talking about and didn’t know what a good thing was.
‘Power Bottom’ Carter ended up letting the minions down whereas You and King Guy stepped up. We made that match entertaining. We made that match memorable. We made the King for a Day ladder match mean something. Where it hadn’t truly meant something in many many years. For you, Artie. You started to step out of your shell for the first time. You began to show you were more than just a male cheerleader for your wifey. Meanwhile King Guy was showing he had all the qualities to be a King. He showed why he should have been king all along.
Guy was... locked in ... That’s the term the minions like to use. And while you did show some spunk Artie. In the end, it was clear that you were just SuperBad and never going to actually be able to go the distance. Guy snatched that crown right up from you. Took his rightful place as King. Only to go on to book the most entertaining Climax Control that there has ever been. Something that you wouldn’t have been able to do. If you had gotten lucky. There is no heckin’ way you could have done what King Guy did.
But despite being put in your place. Being shown you cannot be king. By being defeated once before. Here we find ourselves a year later. You’re trying once again. You’re trying to take Guy’s crown. You’re trying to take Guy’s kingdom. You’re hell bent on being this Fake King to all of Guy’s minions. Not to mention these minions are starting to back you. They’re starting to believe in you. They’re starting to back you as King. That does not sit right with Guy. It doesn’t sit right with him one bit. That means there is only one thing for King Guy to do.”
A narrowed expression was overcoming the current King’s face. All while the crowd was vocalizing their support for a new King. That was really becoming a turning point for Guy. Something he did not like.
“It has to be a very violent lesson that you are taught. It has to be a lesson that haunts your professional and personal life for years and years to come. See right now King Guy has you figured out. You only want the crown to say that you did it. To say you have finally done something with your career. To say that you’ve finally achieved something in Sin City Wrestling. Since any other time you’ve tried. You have failed. Failed a year ago. Failed to win Blast From The Past. Not once but twice. Couldn’t win a Fatal Four way to become the Number One Contender for the Internet Championship.
So with all those failures piling up. You want this win so bad. You want the crown so bad. You want to call yourself a King for a Day. But what you don’t seem to understand is that wants and needs are vastly different from each other. A need will always outweigh a want. Guy NEEDS to win the ladder match. Guy NEEDS to keep his crown right where it is at. Guy NEEDS to be the King because his Kingdom NEEDS him and NEEDS his guidance. And more than anything. Guy doesn’t need to be King for just a day. No-no. Guy NEEDS to be King every day. For three hundred and sixty five of them. He needs to be King forever and ever and ever.
Get it through your thick skull Artie. No matter how much you may want something to happen. No matter how much you may wish for something to happen. No matter how much you pray for something to happen. Sometimes it just isn’t meant to be. This is one of those times. And it seems the only way Guy is going to make you see that as a reality is if he hurts you really-really badly. Taking ladders to your head. Making sure you end up with Antonio Brown like CTE. Tossing your scrawny body off the top of ladders. Leaving you with broken bones and torn muscles. And then forcing you to watch Guy climb the ladder to take his crown. Breaking your heart into millions and millions of pieces!”
Guy paused for a second just looking at the wax doll resembling Artie.
“You are never going to be a King. It didn’t happen last year. It won’t happen this year. It won't happen next year. Artie... You just don’t have it in you. A kingdom needs a confident king. And last Guy heard you pee-pee down your leg when you saw your own shadow. This is the only way you are going to get it. So off with your head!”
Yanking that handle down with force. The blade slung down and in an effortless manner. Cut the head of the wax doll. It started to roll down on the grass. Before it could go too far. Guy snatched the wax head up and held it in his hands for a brief second.
“KING GUY WILL FOREVER RULE!”
Dropping the head from his hands. As it was in mid-air Guy proceeded to kick it towards the remaining crowd. Shrieks of horror and even disbelief was heard as the crowd proceeded to take off running in opposite directions of each other. To make sure the wax head never hit any of them. Holding his hands up in the air in a triumphant manner. From there the cameras slowly started to fade out.
Time was winding down...
It was only a few hours from now where the King for a Day Ladder Match would be taking place in front of all the wonderful fans of Paris. Six men were going to get the chance to compete for a crown that gave them quite a bit of power. Power that resulted in them being able to take charge of a Climax Control and put their peers into some interesting positions. As well as a chance to abuse the power for their own benefit if they chose to go down that road.
Inside the locker room area Guy found himself sitting down in a steel chair. On the counter in front of him were all his bottles of face paint. With his trusty golden paintbrush in hand, he was dipping it into the paint that he had squirted out. Getting a nice glob of white paint on the end of the brush. Guy looked at his reflection in the mirror for a brief second. Closing his eyes and starting to paint over his closed eyelids.
That cooling sensation from the paint on his eyelids sent a small chill up his fine. He was always excited about putting his face paint together. And made sure to be careful to let no one see him without it. After a nice coat was on. He opened his eyes, but as soon as he did. He was looking back at that very strange and evil looking reflection of himself. Something he hadn’t seen in weeks. Scaring him for a moment, but he couldn’t look away. Control was taken from him.
[ A L T E R . E G O . G U Y ] -- How satisfying did it feel the other day?
Hearing that reflection of his speak. It was his voice, but just far more raspy. That made things all that more frightening.
[ A L T E R . E G O . G U Y ] -- Speaking from the depths of my dark heart. Trashing those that don’t respect you. Forcing those mindless idiots you call your minions to see you in a new light. Very very liberating in letting me shine and letting me take control. Don’t you agree?
[ G U Y ] -- No.
For a second Guy was a little surprised that he had enough control to actually speak. But that was a positive right? Maybe this was just a bad dream and he didn’t realize it. Just a figment of his imagination. None of it actually being real. He spoke again and directed those words at the reflection.
[ G U Y ] -- Guy hasn’t needed you for a very-very long time. Not since he was a young boy. There is no need for you to show your face now. There is no need for you to become involved in Guy’s day to day life. There is no need for you to interfere with anything that Guy has going on.
[ A L T E R . E G O . G U Y ] -- Clearly. You weren’t listening to me following that loss to J2H. A couple weeks ago. You do need me. You do need me to interfere. You do need me to take control and to lead you in the right direction. Who you are. How you go about your business. Everything that you’ve done so far has been a flop. It has been a failure. You’ve got people laughing at you. You’re losing the respect of people. It’s sad, but I am here to do what I have always done for you.
[ G U Y ] -- Create nothing but trouble for Guy?! No thank you. Those years are behind us now!
[ A L T E R . E G O . G U Y ] -- And as always you are showing you’re nothing more than an ungrateful prick. Don’t you forget who was there when your mother was too much of an alcoholic to give you the time of day. Don’t forget who was there when she didn’t want to believe in your interest or support your dreams. And don’t forget who was there when your father walked out on the both of you!
That little bit. It forced all the repressed memories that Guy had seemingly forgotten about to come rushing back. To fill his head. To bring him back to the very moment he created his ‘alter ego’ to have someone to talk to. Someone to confide in. Someone to make him believe in himself when everyone around him made him not believe in himself.
[ A L T E R . E G O . G U Y ] -- I have never created trouble for you. Instead I have boosted you up. I have made you who you are. I’ve made sure you’ve always had the confidence to reach for the sky. But here lately you’ve lost that confidence and you’ve allowed yourself to slip. That’s what I have to be here again. It’s why I did what I did the other day. And I don’t see anything wrong with what I did!
[ G U Y ] -- Everything! Everything was wrong!
He found himself getting a little upset when he spoke. The urge to ball up his fist was very much there, but he just couldn’t do it. That frozen state controlled him, but he still had that vocal control. For no other reason than it appeared his alter ego was allowing it.
[ G U Y ] -- You were reckless. You were careless. You showed no proper respect for Guy’s opponents. Sure, some of them are a little annoying. Some of them at times push things too far. They get under Guy’s skin. And they’re threatening his crown, but you didn’t have to do what you did. You didn’t have to say what you said. Mutual respect goes a long way.
[ A L T E R . E G O . G U Y ] -- No it doesn’t. I have been trying to get you to see that for as long as I can remember. Mutual respect means nothing! It just makes you a push over to those that want all the success for themselves.
[ G U Y ] -- And to attack Guy’s minions? That’s uncalled for! Guy loves his minions. Guy adores his minions. They love and adore him back. Everything you did the other day was aiming to make them upset at him. Aiming to make them not like him. Aiming to make them abandon Guy. That’s not what Guy wants at all!
[ A L T E R . E G O . G U Y ] -- That’s too damn bad! Those ‘minions’ aren’t real fans of yours They aren’t what you believe that they are. Their support is fake. It’s not genuine. Like I said they’re laughing at you these days. They’re not laughing with you. So who the hell cares if you upset them?! Who the hell cares if they don’t support you anymore?! You need to put yourself and your own desires first!
[ G U Y ] -- Guy cares! Guy is the one that cares! Guy is nothing without his minions! He celebrates his goals and desires with them!
[ A L T E R . E G O . G U Y ] -- And you wonder why you haven’t been able to ever call yourself a champion. It’s that awful mindset right there that is constantly holding you back!
Those words from his alter ego’s reflection were very cutthroat. Not holding back even in the slightest. It felt like a knife was being pushed right into Guy’s chest when he was forced to hear those words. Not even getting a chance to say anything before he was being ridiculed once again.
[ A L T E R . E G O . G U Y ] -- Instead of being called a champion. You are more concerned with being a King. You’re concerned with wearing some plastic crown on your head. You’re concerned with being able to fantasy book one night. Only primary focus is putting together silly matches that people just mock you for anyway. This is just stupid. It’s laughable. You could be more than you are, but you don’t want to take that leap. So, I’m going to force you to take it!
[ G U Y ] -- You’re not going to force Guy to do anything!
[ A L T E R . E G O . G U Y ] -- Yet, I already started the other day. I’ve already got those people you care about looking at you differently. I’ve made sure that your opponents see you in a new light. They’re not seeing you as a goofball. They’re not seeing you as a laughable person. No, they’re seeing you in the light you were meant to be viewed in. With some edge to you. They might be pissed at the things I said for you about them, but they’re going to get over it when they realize they can’t stop us.
[ G U Y ] -- Why are you not listening?! There is no us!
[ A L T E R . E G O . G U Y ] -- You’re wrong. You’re very-very wrong. There is an us. I’m going to step in tonight. I’m going to make you look untouchable. I am going to make you invincible. I’ll let you feel like you had a win with this stupid King shit, but once we have the right to control that one show. I’m stepping back in and we’re going to do things my way. We’re going to punish people that should have been punished. We’re going to put you in prime positions you should have never been passed up for. Evil Guy is going to be the best thing for Sin City Wrestling.
That reflection let out a deep, almost demonic-like laugh. Guy staring back at the reflection and narrowing his eyes. Anger was truly running through his veins. Not one to ever feel that emotion. Suddenly he had control of himself again in full form. Shouting at the top of his lungs as he rose to his feet with his fist doubled up.
[ G U Y ] -- No! No! No! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
He swung his clenched up firsts forward against the mirror where his reflection was. The impact caused that glass to shatter into so many pieces. It came crumbling all the wall of the locker room. Hitting the table directly in front of Guy. Sending those broken shards of glass across the table, onto the floor, into his paint, and just making a huge mess. For a few seconds he just stood there. Red in his face. Blood boiling. Heavy panting.
[ G U Y ] -- You’re wrong. You’re so very wrong. Guy is fine without you. Guy doesn’t need you. Guy doesn’t want you here. Guy can do this all on his own. All on his own dangit!
If anything at that moment it felt like he was trying to convince himself. Yes, he had suffered some setbacks. Yes, he had failed to capture championship gold. Yes, that loss to J2H seemingly put him in a funk that he had struggled to get out of. But the minions still loved him. Or at least he thought they did. That was far more important than any win. It was far more important than a championship victory. Right?
By then his heart beat was starting to slow back down. That red color in his face was starting to flush out. His blood wasn’t boiling like it had been seconds ago. Forcing the man to look around a little bit and see the damage that he had done. Again another flash back of memories hitting him. All the way back to when he was a kid and he was in tune with that alter ego. This was the type of trouble he was talking about. The violent outbursts. The unpleasant thoughts.
None of it was good. Guy had to find a way to get it under control and find away to make his alter ego go away again... but for now the focus remained on being the King.