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Climax Control Archives / Roulette Championship Here I Come

« on: April 28, 2016, 10:55:57 AM »

We have been invited to the Conference Room at the Hiroshima Green Arena where James Tuscini, and his Uncle-Manager, Pinky del Ferrando, are holding a press conference. James is standing at the podium to address the crowd in attendance and he is wearing a dark gray business suit with a white shirt and dark gray tie that matches his suit. Uncle Pinky is dressed in a black pin striped business suit with a white shirt and black tie and he is standing off to the side of James. Uncle Pinky raises his hand to ask the crowd to quiet down so the press conference can begin.

UNCLE PINKY: Let me set the rules of this press conference. We are going to talk and you are going to listen. We know there are members of the media here so take notes and report what you see and hear. If you make stuff up about us that wasn’t done or said at this press conference you will not like the consequences laid upon you by myself and James. We will allow questions to be asked a bit later.

JAMES TUSCINI: Aw, Uncle, don’t be so hard on these people. They want to know what’s going on and we’re here to tell them and to answer their questions.

UNCLE PINKY: Sorry, James, but you know how I get when people say we did or said something that we never said or did. False accusations need to be responded to with truthful retribution.

JAMES TUSCINI: We’re here today in Hiroshima, Japan, where an atomic bomb was dropped by the United States to end World War II. At Climax Control on May 1, 2016, my opponent is Steve Ramone and I’m here to tell you that I’m going to nuke his ass off the planet in our match.

The crowd lets out a collective groan at that nuke comment from James Tuscini.

JAMES TUSCINI: Oh, right, you’ve never heard that comment before eh? That bomb was dropped more than 70 years ago. I can’t believe that you don’t have celebrities, politicians, and comedians, make comments about that event.

UNCLE PINKY: Don’t take my Nephew’s comments the wrong way. He is using a figure of speech.

JAMES TUSCINI: My match at Climax Control is the Main Event. I face off against Steve Ramone to finally settle our feud. The feud goes deep in that Ramone interfered in my match against Travis Nathanial Andrews and that caused me to lose a match I should have won. Then, as everyone saw at Blaze of Glory V, I ended up in a Draw in the Triple Threat match for the Roulette Title. For those who may not have seen the match I clearly had Joshua Acquin knocked out with my Sleeper Hold and Steve Ramone was nowhere in sight as I knocked him out of contention at that point in the match. Just as Acquin was going unconscious for me to win the match Steve Ramone regained his composure and crawled back to where me and Joshua were located. When he noticed the shoulders of Acquin were in a position that could be used for a pin he made a pathetic attempt to look like he was covering Joshua for the pin. At that point the Referee had to make a decision. The Referee determined that Acquin went unconscious at the same time that a three count against Joshua was rendered on behalf of Steve Ramone. What this meant is that I did, in fact, win the match, but so did Steve Ramone. Therefore with a Draw the Champion cannot lose their Title Belt. That’s why we have this match at this edition of Climax Control. I will discuss our match, and Steve Ramone, later in the press conference, but for now I wish to discuss other items. That deceptive win, Ramone, is the wrong I need to right as I should be the rightful owner of the Roulette Title Belt.

UNCLE PINKY: We’re not upset at comments made by J2H at Climax Control. James requested a shot at the Title and J2H, being the fighting Champion he is, accepted the challenge James set forth. When that will happen is anybody’s guess but when it happens you will see some amazing things from James. Obviously Ramone wasn’t paying attention because when J2H accepted the request for a shot at the Heavyweight Title he didn’t specify an event or a date for that to happen. Apparently Steve Ramone believes that match will take place quickly but I don’t see it happening for well over a month. As far as Rage goes I understand his anger at James requesting a shot at the Internet Title. We would do the same thing if we were holding a Title Belt and someone challenged us and we didn’t feel they were ready to get that shot at the Belt. However when James wins the Roulette Title this Sunday he will most likely back off on the requests for shots at the Internet and Heavyweight Titles so others who are already in line can get their chance before he does.

JAMES TUSCINI: The funniest part is that while Rage disrespected and insulted me about requesting a match for the Internet Title he went over and issued a challenge to J2H for his Title. But here’s the difference. J2H accepted my challenge and one day I will get that match. On the other hand J2H flatly told Rage that he is boring and that NO he will not give him a shot at his Title Belt.

UNCLE PINKY: When we stated we want to talk about dreams we are talking about not only dreams and desires James has to succeed in the sport of wrestling but also dreams he has when he sleeps and what the meaning of those dreams are.

JAMES TUSCINI: Thank you for that lead-in Uncle. Anyone who doesn’t have dreams and desires are doomed to failure. You need to have something to look forward to or you have nothing to accomplish. Although I came to Sin City Wrestling and my dream and desire is to perform to the best of my abilities, and I’ve done that, I still have, as everyone else does, the dream and desire to hold Title Belts

UNCLE PINKY: Where James differs from the others in this Federation is that you have a bunch of non-producing slackers who demand shots every week. You have to earn your Title shot and not just stand around expecting Title shots to be handed to you when you perform like shit.

JAMES TUSCINI: We went off the subject of dreams for a time Uncle so let’s get back on track. I wish to tell you about some of the dreams I’ve been having lately. For those of you who don’t know, or you are too stupid to know, your dreams have meanings.

UNCLE PINKY: We will list some of the dreams James has been having recently and we will give you the official description of what those dreams mean.

JAMES TUSCINI: I’ve been dreaming a lot about water lately. Water in dreams represents a person’s subconscious and emotional state of mind. I’ve dreamed of calm clear water which means I’m in tune with my spirituality, knowledge, healing, and refreshment. I often dream of walking on water. No I don’t have a Jesus complex where I feel I’m the Messiah. To dream of this means you have control of your emotions. It also means you must “stay on top” of emotions and not let them explode out of hand. As I’ve mentioned the Martial Arts and meditation my family Physician, Doctor Kim, prescribed for me has worked to help me control my emotions, or demons if you wish to call them that, to keep them from coming out and taking control of me.

UNCLE PINKY: James told me he dreams about sex even though he is not currently involved in a relationship and he is not currently looking for a woman to spend time with. This dream means James is comfortable with himself, and his wrestling abilities, and he’s looking forward to see what the future holds for him. When James defeats Ramone this Sunday, and he becomes the Roulette Champion, there will no longer be any uncertainty about his future in Sin City Wrestling. This dream also means that James is moving ahead in his wrestling career without any preconceived notions or emotions about his wrestling matches. What this means for Steve Ramone is that James is confident, encouraged, determined, and ready to perform. The reason James has me in his corner as his Manager is to keep outside interference and attacks out of his matches especially this Roulette Title match against Steve Ramone.

JAMES TUSCINI: The last dream I wish to relate to you in that I dream of ice cream. To dream of ice cream represents good luck, pleasure, success, and satisfaction in my life and wrestling career. The dream also has a side meaning which is to cool off and not let your temper, or inner demons, get out of hand. Yeah, Ramone, you’re gonna be on the receiving end of my good luck, pleasure, success, and satisfaction in my life, when I prove to the world that I’m more of a wrestler than you and Sin City Wrestling can handle. Since you want to refer to yourself as Godzilla let me inform you that I will reduce you down to the size of a little house lizard and easily toss you out of my life.

Uncle Pinky informs the media in attendance that he and James will take one or two questions before closing the press conference. A member of the press stands up and raises his hand and Uncle Pinky calls on him for his question.

UNCLE PINKY: Thank you for your patience for this part of the Press Conference to ask your question.

REPORTER: My name is Grant Mori and I’m a reporter for The Japan Times. You appear very confident that you will defeat Steve Ramone to earn the Roulette Title. Since you came up short at Blaze of Glory so what makes you feel you will be successful this time?

JAMES TUSCINI: Came up short? Let me state the fact of that match again. I clearly won the match at Blaze of Glory and should have been awarded the Roulette Title. Steve Ramone was out of action in the match at the time I put Joshua Acquin in the Sweet Dreams Sleeper Hold. Due to the position I was in with the Sleeper on Acquin this caused the shoulders of Joshua to appear to be lying flat and available for an attempted pin. The Referee was about to call me the winner since Acquin was a few seconds from being totally unconscious. However the Referee was apparently one of the less intelligent ones because when they saw Ramone crawl back over to where I was knocking Joshua out and Ramone laid an arm across the body of Acquin they classified that as a pinning combination for Steve even though I started the knockout before Ramone returned to action in the match. Yes the Referee decided to make a pin count for Ramone but the common sense thing to do was to focus on me, and give the preference to me, since I was ahead of Ramone with the knockout on Joshua. What the Referee did was stop their call on my knockout to re-start the call on my knockout when they started the pin count for Ramone. It was a bad decision on the part of the Referee but I accept it since it was accepted by Management as a valid decision in our match.

UNCLE PINKY: The woman in the blue dress what is your question?

WOMAN IN BLUE DRESS: My name is Keira Shomada and I’m representing the wrestling association here in Japan. There seems to be a lot of talk going around that you are not able to be competitive in Sin City Wrestling due to your finishers. You have the Flying Hammerlock, the Figure Four Leg Lock, and the Torture Rack. All three are classified as submissions and the fans want to know if you feel you are limiting yourself by having only submission holds as finishers?

JAMES TUSCINI: I could say that’s a good question but it is not. Let me explain. Just because I list three of my favorite finishers on my Bio Sheet don’t mean that’s the only way I can win a match. Also how did anyone come up with the concept that I’m not competitive in Sin City Wrestling? I am currently 2-1-1 and I could easily be 4-0-0 due to one match being stolen from me due to interference by Steve Ramone and the other one the Draw, which happened due to a Referee not knowing how to officiate a match properly. The reason I listed those three finishers is that they are my favorites and they are fun for me to apply on opponents. The Mafia Hit Flying Hammer Lock is my favorite as I’ve mentioned many times. It amuses me to work over an opponent’s arm and shoulder then lift them off the mat and listen to them cry out in pain for the match to end. I enjoy the Sleeper hold because it is totally dominating and it works on all wrestlers. I have fun using the Torture Rack because I’m a big wrestler and it really irks my opponents when I can lift them up on my shoulders and make them submit when they are unable to do that to me.

UNCLE PINKY: There are so many ways for James to win a match outside of the three submission hold finishers he listed on his Bio Sheet. Pinning an opponent is an easy way to obtain a win. Disabling an opponent to where they are unable to continue in the match is another way to win. Disabling your opponent to where they are outside of the ring and cannot return into the ring by the Referee’s ten count is another way. If anyone wants to be assigned to a match against James and they believe he cannot win except by submission they will be shocked and disappointed when James defeats them in other ways.

JAMES TUSCINI: Ramone I hope you’re paying attention. I have so many ways to defeat you if you focus on only one aspect of my wrestling you are making a mistake you are unable to recover from. Come to think of it you already made mistakes you can’t recover from. Interfering in my match and faking a pin on Joshua Acquin to cheat me out of winning the Roulette Title Belt are enough for me to pound you out of existence.

UNCLE PINKY: We have time for one more question. Yes the man in the business suit holding the briefcase.

The man in the business suit holding the briefcase stands up and presents his question.

MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT: My name is Ken Iwakashi and I’m a business reporter for the Associated Press in Tokyo and I also report on legal issues. You seem to present that your Draw at Blaze of Glory was an illegal decision on your match. The Referees are in charge of the matches and their decisions, although not always what the wrestlers would like, are legal and valid. Are you trying to say that you want to file a lawsuit to complain about that decision?

JAMES TUSCINI: Where did you get that idea from? I did say it was illegal for Steve Ramone to interfere in my match with Travis Nathanial Andrews which caused me a loss but I accept the decision on the Triple Threat match at Blaze of Glory. Yes it was a questionable decision, and I feel I should have won the match and the Roulette Title, but I cannot go back and change what happened. As you saw I walked away accepting the decision in the match and figured if anyone in Management felt it was a questionable decision they would figure out what to do about it. You saw that Management decided to put me against Steve Ramone again to end this feud. So now we will see if Ramone can go an entire match without cheating his way to another victory. I will soundly and easily defeat Steve Ramone and will assume the title of Roulette Champion.

UNCLE PINKY: We’re done answering questions. We will now discuss our upcoming match and opponent. If you wish to take notes and report what is said please feel free to remain in attendance. If you wish to leave please do so now.

A few people decide to leave but everyone else remains as they want to hear what James and Uncle Pinky have to say about Steve Ramone.

JAMES TUSCINI: Let’s ask some honest questions okay? Has Steve Ramone ever defeated me in a match? NOPE! Has he ever pinned me in a match? NOPE! Has Steve ever made me submit in a match? NOPE! Has he ever knocked me out in a match? NOPE! Sure one hell of a lot of NOPE going around on the part of Ramone eh? When you do the math it is clear that without cheating and interference Steve Ramone couldn’t beat off to a porn video so it is a guarantee that he is gonna lose to me. Now you understand why I brought Uncle Pinky in from being my relative to also being my Manager. There are many wrestlers here, primarily Steve Ramone, who are unable to win a wrestling match unless they cheat or have someone interfere in the match so Uncle Pinky is in my corner to ensure everything stays legal and honest.

UNCLE PINKY: If you think that I’m getting up there in age and that I’m unable to take care of myself you damn sure need to think again. This is a warning to Steve Ramone and his band of friends, acquaintances, managers, valet, goons, thugs, hit men, whatever the hell Ramone wants to call them, if you attempt to interfere in the match between James and Steve, or if you attempt an attack on us before the match, you will regret your decision and you will suffer immensely at my hands.

JAMES TUSCINI: Calm down Uncle. Maybe you should join me for my Martial Arts and meditation classes to you can learn to keep your demons under control as I’m doing.

UNCLE PINKY: *bleep* that shit James! I’m sick of cowardly chick shit wrestlers like Steve Ramone who can’t legally win a match so they have to resort to pre-match attacks, cheating, and interference. The bullshit stops now and I will not tolerate it on Sunday night at Climax Control!

JAMES TUSCINI: Gee, Steve, seems Uncle Pinky made that so clear that only an idiot wouldn’t understand it. Since you’re an idiot I will explain it to you. IF, and I have to say that it is a very questionable IF, you can legally defeat me in our match, without cheating, without interference, without having to have your hit men attack me prior to the match, then I damn sure will be the first person in the arena to congratulate you on the legal victory. However should you or your goons attack me prior to the match, interfere during our match, or if you step outside the rules and cheat to obtain an invalid win over me, all Hell will break loose. If Management doesn’t punish and suspend you for attacking others prior to your match then they aren’t gonna punish or suspend me for retaliating against you for the attacks. If the Referee fails to punish you for cheating and for interference in our match then they damn sure aren’t gonna punish me or Uncle Pinky for retaliating against your cheating and interference. If your friends, goons, thugs, or whatever the hell you want to call them, get involved in our match, and the Referee and Management does nothing to stop them and punish them then you can bet your ass that they will not stop or punish Uncle Pinky for stepping in to retaliate. If you want an honest wrestling match to legally decide the Roulette Championship then let’s do it. If you want to be a chicken shit asshole, attacking me and Uncle Pinky before the match, and having interference during the match, then you will have an all-out war that will make the American Revolution, Civil War, World War I, World War II, and the Vietnam War combined look pale in comparison. We can do this the right way or the all-out destroy each other way. It all depends upon how you play it Steve.

UNCLE PINKY: Well stated James! I would like to speak to the morons who associate with Steve Ramone. You are nothing more than hired thugs. I’ve heard the comments from the likes of J2H and Rage, and now from you Ramone, that you think my claim to being involved with an organization that some would refer to as the Italian Mafia is a joke. If you truly believe I’m a joke why don’t you test me? I have people standing by in case you want to do the test. If you think my age of 63 hinders me then give me a try as I will ace the test. I would love to kick ass and destroy a bunch of you young punk assholes to humiliate you so badly that you will wear brown paper bags over your heads for weeks as you will be too ashamed to show your faces!

JAMES TUSCINI: I don’t think I’ve ever seen you this passionate about something Uncle.

UNCLE PINKY: If you mess with my family you have to deal with me!

JAMES TUSCINI: How do you plan on approaching our match Steve? You know you cannot legally defeat me in any type of wrestling match. You know you’re a coward. You know you cannot get the job done one-on-one legally against me. You haven’t told a truthful thing since I’ve been here in Sin City Wrestling so that also makes you a liar. I’m coming to this match to have a fair and honest match but if you get out of line I will destroy you. No, Ramone, I don’t just mean that I will destroy your Roulette Title reign by defeating you. I mean I will also destroy you physically to the point where you may never be able to wrestle again. Is that really what you want? Maybe it is. I guess we’ll find out Sunday night. You stated you believe you will be the longest reigning Roulette Champion in the Federation? Sorry, Steve, but your reign as Roulette Champion ends on Sunday.

Uncle Pinky notifies the people in the Conference Room that the press conference is officially over and that all further talking on the part of James will be done at the Roulette Title match on May 1, 2016. We watch as the people file out of the Conference Room. James and Uncle Pinky remain on the stage at the podium until everyone has left the room. The two step off the stage and walk over to the production crew responsible for broadcasting their Press Conference. They thank each member of the crew personally before the two walk to the exit doors and disappear out of sight.

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Character Building Roleplays / I'm calm and and focused but Casey is in trouble

« on: April 17, 2016, 03:53:41 PM »

I'M CALM, I'M COOL. AND I'M FOCUSED. EVEN SO CASEY WILLIAMS IS IN TROUBLE WHEN WE FINALLY HAVE OUR MATCH SCHEDULED

The scene opens with a shot of James Tuscini, and his Uncle Pinky del Ferrando who also serves as his Manager, walking down the hallway at the Sasebo Sports Bunka Hall in Nagasaki, Japan. They spot the cameraman and invite him along to air everything that happens so that nobody can make stuff up about what they said and did.

JAMES TUSCINI: Thanks for joining me today. Although I am not scheduled for a match at this edition of Climax Control I am here in Nagasaki, Japan, to be on hand in case they need someone to step in if one of the wrestlers is unable to perform. I’ve had four matches here in Sin City Wrestling and I’m currently at a 2-1-1 win-loss record. I know how the sport of wrestling is and I could be sitting at 0-4-0 so I’m happy to be sitting at 2-1-1 and I had a shot at the Roulette Title in my 4th match in Sin City Wrestling.

UNCLE PINKY: You said you wanted to debunk something Steve Ramone said right?

JAMES TUSCINI: Yes I did Uncle. Steve Ramone said I never “earned” the shot at the Roulette Title. I guess Steve is dumber than I thought because he was the friggin’ Guest Referee in my match against Joshua Acquin. The stipulation of that match was that the winner of that match EARNED a shot at Ramone and the Roulette Title at Blaze of Glory V. So, yeah, I did EARN my shot at the Roulette Title while Joshua Acquin did not.

UNCLE PINKY: I know you love straightening people out when they make false comments.

The two come to the first hallway that intersects the one they are walking in. James wants to go to the left and Uncle Pinky wants to go to the right. They decide to flip a coin to decide. James pulls out a Quarter and flips it into the air where Uncle Pinky calls for HEADS while the coin is flipping. The Quarter lands on the carpet with HEADS up so the duo turns right and they continue down that hallway.

JAMES TUSCINI: I want everyone to know that the meditation and Martial Arts are working wonders for me. I no longer feel the demon monster trying to come to the surface and take over.

UNCLE PINKY: Does that mean you are going to use Karate, Jujitsu, Judo, Taekwondo, and all those other Martial Arts moves and maneuvers in your wrestling matches now?

James rolls his eyes and lets out a loud sigh.

JAMES TUSCINI: *sigh* Uncle Pinky we’re in the sport of wrestling. We’re not in a Martial Arts or MMA fighting thing. The things you’re talking about are not allowed in the sport of wrestling unless you are involved in some sort of Hardcore Rules match where basically anything goes.

UNCLE PINKY: Sorry James but I was hoping to see you take out some punks with Martial Arts stuff.

JAMES TUSCINI: I’m capable of easily defeating opponents using my wrestling skills. Also the Martial Arts that Doctor Kim has me attending was prescribed for me to help me improve my focus and dedication to the sport of wrestling. Martial Arts is not to be used as an offensive weapon but as a defensive tool. The meditation portion of my routine allows me to relax and once I have the aura surrounding me the peaceful covering prevents the demon monster from rearing his ugly head again.

James and Uncle Pinky arrive at another intersecting hallway. James wants to turn right and Uncle Pinky wants to turn left. Again James takes out the Quarter and he flips it into the air where Uncle Pink calls out HEADS again. The Quarter lands on the carpet TAILS up so they turn right and head down that hallway.

JAMES TUSCINI: I was hoping to have a match against that big goof Casey Williams but apparently Management wanted to give him a break and give him an easy match instead of having him face me. I see that he is assigned to a Tag Team match where he and his Tag Team partner, Connor Murphy, face off against Dmitri and Travis Nathanial Andrews. I know Casey has defeated Dmitri in a prior Federation so he should be able to take care of Dmitri again in this match. I don’t see TNA giving the support to Dmitri that he needs in a Tag Team event. I see the team of Casey and Connor working well together and I see them overpowering their opponents. However, Casey, I want you to know how fortunate and lucky you are. You could have been facing me on April 24th instead of Dmitri and TNA and that would have been a definite loss on your record. That’s okay Casey. Please enjoy your week off from tough opponents as soon you will have to face me and that’s something you don’t want to look forward to.

The two reach another hallway and this time they don’t flip a coin to decide which way to go. They look at the signs on the walls and they see which direction they need to go to return to their dressing room and they head off n that direction.

JAMES TUSCINI: That’s all I have to say to the fans today. Make sure you pay attention to the Tag Team match Casey is involved in. I will be watching the match so I can enjoy watching Dmitri get defeated. I will be watching the match to see how slow and clumsy Casey Williams is so that I can plan my moves for our match when it gets scheduled. See you all at Climax Control!

UNCLE PINKY: What James just said. See you all at Climax Control!

James and Uncle Pinky arrive at their dressing room and they go inside. The cameraman keeps focused on them until they close their dressing room door and then he cuts his camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Character Building Roleplays / Control

« on: April 11, 2016, 05:26:17 AM »

Today we see a Doctor’s office. As the camera pans around we notice there is an Asian theme about the office space. The camera gets a shot of the business card of the Doctor and we see the name Chang Kim, M.D. , located in San Francisco, California.

The door of the medical office opens and when the cameraman turns around we see James Tuscini walk into the office. He steps up to the reception counter and he signs in on the form. James pays his office visit co-pay and he takes a seat.

JAMES TUSCINI: So nice to be followed around by cameras everywhere I go. One of the marks of being a popular superstar in the sport of wrestling and in Sin City Wrestling. You may be wondering where I’m at today. I’m in the office of my family doctor, Chang Kim, in the heart of Chinatown in San Francisco. I wanted to return home to check in with my Doctor. Just to let you know that although Doctor Kim’s office is located in Chinatown he is Korean. I flew back to San Francisco as I wanted to talk with Doctor Kim about some things to see what he can offer as solutions. Nothing serious mind you. In fact since I have nothing to hide I will invite you into the examination room so you can hear the entire conversation I have with Doctor Kim.

After a few minutes of waiting James is told to come to the examination room to talk with Doctor Kim. He walks into the room and he takes a seat while the cameraman stands nearby to record the events.

DOCTOR KIM: James it is so good to see you. What brings you here today? You are one of my healthiest patients and I rarely see you as you don’t have health issues.

JAMES TUSCINI: It isn’t my physical health Doctor. It is something else. Something I call a Demon Monster.

DOCTOR KIM: Hmmm, that doesn’t sound good, please tell me what’s going on.

JAMES TUSCINI: Recently the thing I call the Demon Monster inside of me was nearly let out and I’m concerned due to what happened the first time it came out of me and took control of me. It was while I was working in another wrestling federation and when my opponent and his thugs put a vicious beat down on me I lost control of everything. The Demon Monster took control and I broke the guy’s arm and shoulder and broke his kneecaps. The poor guy had to go into retirement and he’s never been seen around a wrestling event since.

DOCTOR KIM: Well, James, if that happened many years ago, and it hasn’t happened again, why do you have a concern?

JAMES TUSCINI: On March 27, 2016 I had a wrestling match against Joshua Acquin with the winner earning a shot at Steve Ramone and the Roulette Title Belt. In this match Steve Ramone, who was the Roulette Champion at the time, was assigned as the Guest Referee. He changed the rules on me and Joshua every few seconds to the point that nobody in the arena, including Steve Ramone, had any clue what was going on. At one point in the match the screw job by Steve Ramone got so bad that I could feel the Demon Monster trying to come out and I had to use every ounce of strength to keep it inside of me and in control. I ended up winning the match due to keeping the Demon Monster under control but had it been able to take over me I’m sure I would have been Disqualified in the match and possibly suspended or fired from the Federation.

DOCTOR KIM: So you kept the Demon Monster under control. That’s a good thing so why the concern?

JAMES TUSCINI: After I won the match against Joshua Acquin it guaranteed me a shot at Steve Ramone for the Roulette Title on Sunday, April 10, 2016, at Blaze of Glory V. The problem is that since Ramone jammed up both me and Joshua Acquin, Mark Ward, one of the Management personnel, assigned both of us to face Steve Ramone at Blaze of Glory in a Triple Threat match. The match ended as a Draw as both me and Ramone defeated Acquin at the same time so the Referee had no option but to call it a Draw. I'm okay with that decision.

DOCTOR KIM: Again that’s a good thing so why the concern?

JAMES TUSCINI: Doctor I’m having a tougher time keeping the Demon Monster inside of me and under control. In the match against Ramone and Acquin, even though nobody interfered in the match, and nobody attacked us, which is a good thing, I still nearly lost control of my conscious self and I came close to being taken over by the Demon Monster again. I need something to help me control the Demon Monster at all times. I am not in the position to allow it to rise up, take control of me, and cause me to seriously hurt people again.

DOCTOR KIM: Oh, James, I have something that will help that situation. I can give you medication to keep the Demon Monster under control. Not a problem. I can write a prescription for you.

JAMES TUSCINI: Whoa! I’m in professional sports and if I take any type of medication and it shows up on a drug screening I can be fined, suspended, or even fired.

DOCTOR KIM: I can prescribe herbal substances that will perform the same task but they are natural ingredients.

JAMES TUSCINI: I can’t do that either. Many herbs and roots can still show up on drug screening tests. I am not going to take anything that might jeopardize my wrestling career.

DOCTOR KIM: I have only one other suggestion for you but it will take a lot of your time and dedication.

JAMES TUSCINI: I’m up for anything Doc. What do you suggest?

DOCTOR KIM: You need meditation and Martial Arts.

JAMES TUSCINI: Meditation and Martial Arts? You’re kidding right?

DOCTOR KIM: I don’t joke about things when the health of my patients is at stake. Meditation and Martial Arts are the only two non-chemical and non-herbal solutions available to you. Meditation will help you clear your mind and body of anything impure. With meditation you will be able to put a protective shell of calmness and purity around your body. The Demon Monster will not be able to overcome peace and purity and you will not see it come out again. Martial Arts teaches you focus, determination, and dedication. It teaches you how to focus. It teaches you how to pay attention. And, most importantly, it teaches you that you are to use what you learn to defend yourself and not be on the attack. By focusing your mind on defending yourself you keep the Demon Monster under control. Always remember the Demon Monster feeds off of agitation, impurity, and confusion. Meditation and Martial Arts takes away the agitation, impurity, and confusion, and replaces it with calmness, purity, and focus.

JAMES TUSCINI: Wow! Not the solution I expected but I will take your advice and get started on meditation and Martial Arts immediately. Thanks Doctor Kim. What do I owe you for your office visit today?

DOCTOR KIM: You owe me nothing of monetary value for the consultation today. All I want from you is a total commitment to meditation and Martial Arts. Deal?

JAMES TUSCINI: Deal!

James leaves the examination room with the cameraman following him. They walk out into the street and James hails a taxi to take them to a McDonald’s restaurant for lunch. A short drive and they arrive at a McDonald’s in the Mission District. James and the cameraman exit the taxi and Tuscini hands the driver a large denomination bill and tells him to keep the change. The two walk into the McDonald’s and up to the counter to place their orders. James orders the Big Mac meal and the cameraman orders the Double Cheeseburger meal. James offers to pay for both meals. The two pick up their orders and take a set near the back of the restaurant so as not to draw too much attention to James as he is still airing a segment for Sin City Wrestling.

JAMES TUSCINI: Steve Ramone the chicken shit wimp. You spun the Roulette wheel and when it came up for a Parking Lot Brawl you tried to get out of the match by trying to spin the wheel again. Nice try but it didn’t work. I beat the hell out of you and Acquin and you know it. I had the match clearly won as the Referee was making the three count on the knockout I put on Joshua Acquin with my sleeper hold. You managed to slide over and make what appeared to be a pin attempt on Acquin, a really really pathetic attempt at what appeared to be a pin attempt, and the confused Referee decided that the three count on my knockout of Acquin and the three count on your so-called pinfall on Joshua happened at the same time so they called our match a Draw. Fortunately for you, and unfortunately for me, a Draw equates into you not losing the Roulette Title to me…well this time anyway. But you know what Ramone? I’m willing to accept this Draw for a good reason. It is because you couldn’t defeat me and that is going to haunt you the rest of your career. Nothing is going to haunt me from our match because I clearly had the knockout on Joshua and everyone knows it including you. You can hang onto the Roulette Title for now but the time will come when you have to put it on the line against me again. And when that happens you will lose to me again and this time the Title Belt comes into my possession.

The door of the McDonald’s opens and we see James Tuscini’s Uncle Pinky walk into the restaurant. He walks up to the register and orders his meal and then he brings his meal to the table to join James and the Cameraman.

UNCLE PINKY: James I’m sorry you didn’t win the match at Blaze of Glory.

JAMES TUSCINI: I did win the match Uncle. I won the psychological match against Steve Ramone. He knows I won the match fairly and legally while he managed to confuse the Referee enough to give him a Draw.

UNCLE PINKY: I know that James. I was there in the arena watching your match. What I meant is I’m sorry you didn’t win the Roulette Title Belt.

JAMES TUSCINI: I’m not concerned about that right now. Management has seen what I’m capable of and they will give me shots at other Title Belts when the time is right. For now it appears that one of my next opponents is likely to be Casey Williams. That should be quiet amusing when I defeat the big goof. Before I forget I have a special gift for you Uncle.

UNCLE PINKY: Whatcha got for me?

James reaches into his shirt pocket and he pulls out a card that is about the size of a credit card. Before he hands it to Uncle Pinky he explains what it is.

JAMES TUSCINI: Uncle you have seen that I’ve had four matches in Sin City Wrestling and in two of those four matches I was confronted by interference or attacks during the match. In one of the matches, the one against Travis Nathanial Andrews, the interference by Steve Ramone caused me to lose the match I clearly had won. In the other match I was able to overcome the interference and still win the match. I am tired of having people interfere in my matches or cause disruptions during my matches. So I came up with a solution and that solution is this card.

James hands the card to Uncle Pinky who examines the card. There is a surprised look on Uncle Pinky’s face.

UNCLE PINKY: Is this really what I think it is?

JAMES TUSCINI: Yes, Uncle, it is an official Manager’s card certifying you as my Manager which allows you access to ringside during my matches. I wanted you to be in my corner so that when opponents, or some other morons on the Roster, decide to attack me or interfere in my match you can cut them off and take them out of action.

UNCLE PINKY: Thanks James! You made this old man very happy. You know damn well I got your back.

JAMES TUSCINI: Yes I know that. The only thing I ask you is that you do not instigate anything. You are only there to ensure nobody interferes in my matches and that nobody attacks me. And you don’t have to worry about the Demon Monster inside of me coming out. I had a talk with Doctor Kim today and he has me on a meditation and Martial Arts routine to relax and keep focused so the Demon Monster won’t reveal itself again.

UNCLE PINKY: Great news James.

JAMES TUSCINI: I’m giving a warning to the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling. I tried to be a nice guy who follows the rules, listens to Management, and I don’t deliberately hurt opponents. Apparently being nice and toeing the line only caused others to act the jerk and attack me and interfere in my matches. So from this point forward I’m going to be more aggressive, more in-your-face, and more brutal when assigned to matches. You all didn’t want to respect me the way I was so now I become more like you. You wanted someone to be on your ass well you got it in me. Ready to go home Uncle?

UNCLE PINKY: Yep. All this food is making me want to take a nap.

James and his Uncle Pinky thank the cameraman for airing the segment for today. The two walk out of the McDonald’s and hail a taxi to take them to their home. The last we see of the two is when the taxi takes off and turns the corner where it disappears around a building.

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Supercard Archives / STEVE RAMONE (c) v ACQUIN v YUSCINI

« on: April 08, 2016, 11:19:42 AM »

THE DEMON INSIDE JAMES TUSCINI - WHERE IT CAME FROM - AND WILL JAMES BE ABLE TO KEEP IT UNDER CONTROL.

The scene opens with the scene of an Alien birth in the original movie Alien. We watch as the human writhes and screams out in pain and then the baby Alien creature pops out of their body to terrorize those standing around watching the event.

Our television screen goes black and then when it comes back on we see James Tuscini, and his Uncle Pinky, relaxing on the couch in Tuscini’s dressing room at the GCU Arena in Phoenix, Arizona. Both are in casual attire of blue jeans and pullover shirts, with James wearing a black shirt and Uncle Pinky is wearing a blue one. Both are wearing black athletic shoes.

JAMES TUSCINI: I’m sure everyone will agree that was a startling introduction to my comments for today. The Alien in the movie Alien wasn’t really a demon monster it was just a mommy Alien trying to raise her children. She didn’t realize that using humans as incubators for her babies was wrong. Before I launch into my comments concerning my match at Blaze of Glory V against Steve Ramone and Joshua Acquin I wish to address some other members on the Roster.

UNCLE PINKY: Can I make comments during the presentation?

JAMES TUSCINI: Of course you can but please stay on the subject at hand. My first comment is directed toward Goth. Here you have a long-time wrestler who claimed to be one of the undead, the spiritual, the undefeatable, and then what happens? He retires from wrestling due to sustaining numerous injuries during his career which caused him to not be able to continue to wrestle? So much for being undead, indestructible, and invincible eh? His wrestling career is dead now. And his sudden departure, along with vacating the Internet Title has caused Goth’s friend, Lord Raab, to lose it and go berserk upon Sin City Wrestling.

UNCLE PINKY: Goth was a good wrestler though.

JAMES TUSCINI: Yes he was but not any longer. At Blaze of Glory V I see we have a Fatal Four Way match between Chris Burden, CJ Sharpe, Matt Spears, and Ryan Keys. The winner becomes the Number One Contender for the Roulette Title. Let it be known that the person who wins your match will have to face ME because I’m winning the Roulette Title Belt at Blaze of Glory. I would like to see the winner be either CJ Sharpe or Ryan Keys as I’ve already defeated Matt Spears and Chris Burden. No offense guys but when I am scheduled to defend the Roulette Title I want tough competition and, to be honest, you two are not tough competition.

UNCLE PINKY: Nobody in Sin City Wrestling is tougher than you James.

JAMES TUSCINI: Come on Uncle you know better than that. I’m far from the best wrestler in the Federation. I have a lot of work to do before I’m able to make that claim.

UNCLE PINKY: When are you going to talk about the Demon Monster inside of you? I’m getting bored with the general talk about other matches on the card.

JAMES TUSCINI: If you’re bored you can take a walk around the arena if you want. If you remain here during my segment you need to stay on subject and stop acting silly.

UNCLE PINKY: I’ll stay and I’ll keep my comments on subject.

JAMES TUSCINI: I noticed that the match for the vacated Internet Title, which was vacated by Goth, is Four Way match between Rage, Casey Williams, Lucian Frost, and Dmitri. I was told that Dmitri was walking around backstage claiming he won the Hardcore Rules match against Casey Williams and Bill Barnhart that took place at Oakland International Airport inside a Boeing 747. Dmitri appears to have a short memory. I was watching that match, I believe it was 2010 or 2011, and here’s what really happened. The three wrestlers fought up the spiral staircase into the First Class Lounge upstairs. During their fight downstairs they were getting slammed into the spiral staircase and it was coming lose. After they fought up into the First Class Lounge Casey forcibly threw Barnhart down the stairs and in the process the spiral staircase broke free leaving a hole from the First Class Lounge down to the main cabin. Just as Bill Barnhart got to his feet Casey tossed Dmitri through the hole. Dmitri landed on top of Barnhart knocking Bill out and then Casey jumped down to the main cabin and pinned Dmitri for the win. I’m not sure how Dmitri figured he got a win in that match. In this Four Way for the Internet Title we have Casey who wants this Title Belt to obtain a Triple Crown designation. We already know he can beat Dmitri. However with Rage and Frost in the match it is anybody’s game. The question on my mind is whether Casey can get the job done with Dmitri in the match or if Dmitri will inflict revenge upon Casey for what took place in that Boeing 747 in Oakland. I’m not sure if this is a one pin wins it all or if this is an Elimination type of match but for sure the person who emerges as the Internet Champion will have definitely earned it.

UNCLE PINKY: Just as you will have earned the Roulette Title when you defeat Acquin and Ramone. Are you going to talk about the Demon Monster inside of you James?

JAMES TUSCINI: I need to discuss something first and then I will discuss the Demon Monster thing. Steve I saw your segment recently and I was surprised that you were looking for me. I noticed you said you heard from me earlier in the week and you wonder where I’m at. Well, Ramone, I’m right here. I would think that with me coming to Blaze of Glory V to kick your ass and earn the Roulette Title Belt from you that the last thing you would be doing is looking for me. I would equate your actions to look for me the same as a Deer walking around looking for the hunter. You just know it was a stupid thing for the Deer to do and we all know how that meeting ends. Now, Steve, please allow me to tell you a story of another Steve who was my best friend in High School. After being my best friend for years Steve hooked up with some spoiled jerk kid names Eddie. Eddie hated me so he worked on Steve to dislike me also. One day Steve came up to me and demanded to fight me to prove who the better man is. I told him to name the time and place and he did. I showed up at the park he named, at the time he named, and much to my surprise I’m standing there alone and Steve had Eddie and two other friends standing there with him. Steve demands we get the fight underway and I declined. He wanted to know why so I told him. I explained that I came alone for our one-one-one fight as he promised and here I am alone while he has three friends with him to help him out during the fight. I told him if we fight and I get the upper hand and start beating the shit out of him his three friends will jump on me and I will be involved in a four-on-one beat down. Steve promised me that wouldn’t happen but I know he was lying so I walked away to taunts from the four of them calling me a coward and a chicken.

UNCLE PINKY: Steve was the coward chicken for having to have backup when he promised a one-on-one fight.

JAMES TUSCINI: We talked again and I told Steve that when he is ready for a one-on-one fight let’s do it. He made another appointment, this time the location was my front lawn, so I stood on my front lawn waiting for Steve to show up. This time he came with Eddie and only one other person. So here I am, alone as I didn’t need any help beating Steve’s ass, and there’s Steve with two of his friends. I again had to inform Steve that I’m not getting involved in a three-on-one beat down and I walked back inside my house again to their taunts of chicken and coward.

UNCLE PINKY: Tell them what finally happened.

JAMES TUSCINI: Please allow me to tell the story as I was the one involved in it. Many weeks passed and one day Steve showed up at my house alone. I was shocked that someone who had to beg others to back him up, because they were the real coward, finally showed up by himself. Steve apologized to me for listening to the influence of Eddie but he still said he wanted to fight me. We went out into the yard and we got it on. Less than five minutes later Steve was laid out unconscious on the grass. When Steve regained consciousness he admitted I was the better man and he dumped Eddie as a friend and came back to being my friend. That’s like you Ramone. You talk a lot of shit but you have to have several people, whether you call them bodyguards, assistants, goons, or thugs, the fact is that you only talk shit because you have backup. If your goons were to back away from you while you were talking shit to me as soon as you realized you were alone we would see a wet spot on the crotch of your pants when you lost your bladder control due to the fear. I give you this analogy Steve. You know who Tony Stark is. When he puts on his Iron Man suit he becomes bold and aggressive knowing he has protection from his suit. When he takes the Iron Man suit off he becomes a normal average human being with normal average human abilities again. When confronted with extremely violence from the enemies he would have to run away as he doesn’t have his protection on. Just like you if you didn’t have your thugs surrounding you to give you the protection you desperately need. I wonder if you will change your attitude and become my friend after I win the Roulette Title from you on April 10th. I doubt it. But at least I will know that I bested you that night, you will know that I bested you that night, and it will be forever in the history books, record books, and on video, to prove I did what I said I would do.

UNCLE PINKY: Dammit James! Will you please talk about the Demon Monster you have to hold inside of you?

JAMES TUSCINI: *sigh* I have to talk about it but I wish I didn’t have to. I feel it is my duty as a truthful and honest wrestler to give a heads up to Steve Ramone and Joshua Acquin. It is only fair to them that they know what they are getting themselves into. I would like to inform everyone what happened the one and only time in the past where the Demon Monster inside of me was allowed to burst out of me, like the Alien babies from the movie Alien did out of their human hosts, and how it ended that night. Again I mention I hate to talk about it because I don’t like the Demon Monster inside of me and I want to keep it under control so it doesn’t come out again.

UNCLE PINKY: Can I help you tell the story James? You remember I was there in the Cow Palace arena that night so I saw everything.

JAMES TUSCINI: Yes, Uncle, you may jump in with your comments when you are unable to hold back any longer. I don’t remember the exact date of the wrestling event I was performing in but it was at the Cow Palace in San Francisco and I do remember some of what happened that night. The rest of what happened was revealed to me when I reviewed the video of the match. I will not reveal the name of the Wrestling Federation I was working in at the time and, out of respect for my victim, I will not reveal his name either. I was in a non-Hardcore Rules match against this opponent. He was a lot like Steve Ramone in that he was a coward who talked a lot of smack. However, like Ramone, this opponent was never able to back up his claims so he surrounded himself with goons and thugs that he referred to as “assistants” and “bodyguards” and “managers.” Yeah, right, you have to surround yourself with thugs because your mouth often writes a check your dumb ass cannot cash. On this evening my opponent and I were doing well in our match. It was a great back and forth match with mostly Technical wrestling skills being put to the test. Then my opponent deliberately tossed me out of the ring to try to injure me. There was no need for him to do that except he, like Ramone, knew I was about to defeat him so he did the only desperate thing he could think of at the time.

UNCLE PINKY: Then while James was on the outside of the ring his opponent remained inside the ring distracting the Referee. He made sure the Referee’s back was turned to the side of the ring where James was on the arena floor so that he couldn’t see what was going on. The goons, thugs, or whatever you want to call them, hired by the opponent of James, started kicking and punching James. They also threw him into the barricades and whacked him over the head and body with metal folding chairs. I could tell that James was trying to get out of the situation without getting violent but due to the distraction of the Referee by his opponent escape was not possible. I wanted to run to the ring to help James but without having authorization to leave the stands and take up residence at ringside I could only watch helplessly from my seat.

JAMES TUSCINI: What I tell you next I’m recounting from watching the replay of this match as during the beat down by my opponent’s goons I wasn’t able to think of much except to try to get away from them to get back into the ring and get back into my match. What I saw watching the replay of the match was that while the goons were beating me that my face turned into something I can only describe as demonic. I still cringe to this day when I review that video. On the video I can be heard uttering sounds that only a monster could utter and when I watch that video I have a hard time believing those sounds came from me. As I watched the replay of the match I saw myself turn on the two attackers sent after me by my opponent and I tore them up. I slammed their heads together, I tossed them into everything I could find at ringside including the steel ring steps, steel ring posts, the announcer’s table, etc. I was so out of my mind at that time, since the Demon Monster took over, that I wasn’t satisfied until the goons were bloody and unconscious on the arena floor. And to be honest I didn’t care what their condition was at that time. Then I got back into the ring, while my opponent was still distracting the Referee, and I pushed the Referee out of my way and laid into my opponent.

UNCLE PINKY: I like telling this part of the story. James told the Referee to look at a replay of the last few minutes to see what his opponent did to him. He also asked that a member of the Management Staff also come to ringside while the replay was being reviewed. The Referee asked that the replay be shown on the large screen for all to see. When the Referee saw what was done to James by his opponent and his thugs he turned to the opponent and issued a Disqualification giving James the win in the match. The Referee was backed up on that decision by the member of Management. Even though the match was officially over, and James had regained control of himself, placing the Demon Monster under wraps, his opponent didn’t accept the Disqualification. His opponent threw the Referee out of the ring and then he exited the ring and returned with weapons. As I remember it there was a two-by-four board, metal chairs, and some other items I forget to this day. He started to attack James and James was doing all he could to remind his opponent the match was over and he lost to James. His opponent wouldn’t accept it and he started attacking James with the weapons.

JAMES TUSCINI: All I can remember from that night, other than what I see when I watch the replay of that match, is that I felt the Demon Monster starting to come out again and I knew what would happen if it came out. I tried hard to suppress it but with the continual beating on me that my loser opponent was giving me the pain increased until I could no longer control the Demon Monster. When I watch the video I have tears in my eyes for what I did to my opponent. When the Demon Monster took over I jumped up and went off on my opponent. He was so shocked I was able to do that he didn’t know what to do. He tried to run out of the ring but I prevented that. I hit him with everything I had and with the weapons he brought into the ring to use on me after the match was over. I whacked him over the head with the metal chairs. I grabbed the Timekeeper’s bell and slammed it into his knees. I took the two-by-four and whacked it so hard into his shoulder that the board broke. I don’t know if I broke any bones in his body with that hit but when you hear what happened next you will understand that it didn’t matter if bones were broken by the two-by-four hit.

UNCLE PINKY: Then the end of the opponent came. James lifted him up in the Mafia Hit Flying Hammer Lock. The opponent’s shoulder was already damaged but when James jumped up and down the opponent’s shoulder dislocated and on the way down to the mat his forearm snapped due to James still holding onto his arm. The Demon Monster continued to be in control as James then applied the Figure Four Leg Lock onto the opponent. Having his knees whacked hard with the Timekeeper’s bell earlier the pain was excruciating for the opponent. The opponent passed out and went unconscious from the pain. Finally the Referee returned to the ring and he brought other Referees, wrestlers, and Security personnel to pull James off the opponent. When they finally got James off the opponent the Demon Monster returned inside his body and James was able to regain control of his senses.

JAMES TUSCINI: I remember standing there seeing a broken and unconscious opponent and asking the Referee what happened as I honestly didn’t remember. I told you I only remember what happened because I’ve watched the replay of the match dozens of times. He told me that after I got attacked by the thugs I flipped out and destroyed the thugs and then my opponent. I watched as Paramedics came to the ring and took the broken and unconscious opponent out of the ring and to the ICU at a local hospital. It wasn’t until a few days later that I learned of the extent of the injuries my opponent suffered at my hands. I was further saddened when I heard that due to the severity of the injuries he would never wrestle again. I was contacted by Management of that Wrestling Federation about the event. They told me I was justified in what happened since I was viciously attacked by my opponent and his thugs. When I asked if any charges would be filed they told me there would be none. They told me every wrestler signs a waiver that they cannot hold Management or other wrestlers responsible for injuries sustained while under Contract. Management further told me that their Attorney was already in the process of ensuring if anyone were to bring a lawsuit the Attorney would ensure the video of the match would be used as evidence to prove that my actions were in self-defense.

UNCLE PINKY: James after I lived through that event I assure you I never want to see that Demon Monster come out of you again. I’m glad that in your recent match against Joshua Acquin you were able to keep control of the Demon Monster and not beat the hell out of Steve Ramone to get Disqualified. You’ve done the wise thing in giving Joshua and Steve all the information you can on the situation so that they won’t do something disgustingly evil that would unleash the beast.

JAMES TUSCINI: Thanks Uncle. I have every intention of keeping the Demon Monster in check for this match. I will win the match no matter what the Roulette Wheel comes up as the Rules of the match. I already know I can defeat Acquin so now all that remains is for me to prove to the world that Ramone is a fake champion, a paper champion, and that his devious ways will prove to be his downfall. Both my opponents need to know that how this match goes is in their hands. If you want to keep it within the rules of the match then you won’t get hurt but you will still lose to me. If you violate the rules of the match and get violent then whatever happens to you will be your fault. I don’t want to get violent and hurt you guys but if that’s the way you want to take the match I can do that.

UNCLE PINKY: I had a long talk with James and we came to an understanding. The understanding is that aggressive talk doesn’t win wrestling matches but excellent wrestling skills and intelligence in the ring wins matches.

JAMES TUSCINI: These comments are mostly for Steve Ramone but for sure Joshua Acquin already knows these things since I’ve already defeated him in a previous match. I can talk all the smack I want but I know that will not drive you two into hiding. For you Steve I didn’t tell you about my inner demon and how aggressive I can get to try to intimidate you. I know that you don’t get intimidated easily, well not when you have your goons hanging around to do your dirty work for you, but at least you know I won’t take crap from you. We are somewhat similar Steve in that we don’t take crap from anyone and we know our way around the wrestling ring. The advantage I have is with my intelligence being used during the match. Our match is like a Chess game. To be honest I see Joshua as a mere Pawn who will be taken out of the game early. That leaves you against me Steve. In a wrestling match, as in a game of Chess, you have to be several moves ahead of your opponent at all times. Should your opponent not make the move you expected you need to quickly recalculate your next several moves to remain in control with the advantage. The key is to Checkmate your opponent. Ramone be assured that I will quickly eliminate your Pawns. Then I will work on your thugs you call assistants. I refer to them as your Rooks, Knights, and Bishops. They will be easily removed from the game and then it comes down to me against just you and your Queen. Once I take out your Queen it is me and you. One on one. Nobody else involved. With a few moves I will Checkmate you. Yes, Steve, I am that confident in my wrestling abilities. If you think I’m gonna squander a chance at a Title Belt in my 4th match in Sin City Wrestling you are either stupid, hallucinating on drugs, or both. Not only CAN I defeat you and become the Roulette Champion I WILL defeat you and become the Roulette Champion. Please enjoy holding onto to the Roulette Title Belt because on April 10th you hand it over to me.

James is done with his comments for today. He thanks the cameraman for his time and then he and Uncle Pinky stand up from the couch and escort the cameraman to the door of the dressing room. Once the cameraman is in the hallway they close the dressing room door.

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Supercard Archives / STEVE RAMONE (c) v ACQUIN v YUSCINI

« on: March 31, 2016, 06:31:05 PM »

LET'S TALK ABOUT WINE. THE TYPE YOU DRINK NOT THE WHINE YOU WILL HEAR FROM STEVE RAMON AND JOSHUA ACQUIN WHEN JAMES TUSCINI WINS THE ROULETTE TITLE BELT

The scene opens at the home of James Tuscini and his Uncle Pinky in San Francisco, California. James is sitting in a classic chair near the fireplace where there is a nice fire burning. He is dressed in a dark gray business suit, a white shirt, black tie, and black dress shoes. Uncle Pinky is on the other side of the room as James asked him not to get into the camera shot for his segment. Uncle Pinky reluctantly agreed to remain out of the shot of the camera but he never agreed to keep silent.

Next to the chair we see a dark wooden table. On top of the table are three bottles of wine and three wine glasses. We see that one bottle is white wine, one is rose or what they call a blush wine, and the other is a red wine. It seems odd that one person would have three different classifications of wine on the table but there must be a good reason as we are likely to find out.

When the cameraman gives Tuscini the notification that they are going to broadcast live in a few seconds he adjusts himself in the chair and looks into the camera.

JAMES TUSCINI: Welcome to our humble home in San Francisco. The term OUR refers to myself and Uncle Pinky. Uncle is here tonight but I asked him to remain on the other side of the room so he doesn’t get into the camera shot until I’m ready to allow it. I know Uncle Pinky is upset that he can’t get on camera right away since he bragged to his friends that he would be on television tonight. I also understand that his friends thought he was lying to them, as he lies about being involved in the Italian Mafia, so some of his friends made bets with him that he won’t be on television. Uncle Pinky knows if I don’t let him on the television he will lose those bets. Sorry about that Uncle but this is my time to present information as I have a shot at the Roulette Title on April 10th at Blaze of Glory V. Maybe later I will let you do a cameo okay?

UNCLE PINKY: Yeah I’m okay. If you let me get on camera later I won’t stay mad at you.

JAMES TUSCINI: You never stay mad at me. I’m your favorite Nephew.

UNCLE PINKY: You’re my only Nephew.

JAMES TUSCINI: So that’s what makes me even more special to you. All the viewers are probably asking why I decided to travel home to San Francisco rather than travel from Tempe, Arizona to Phoenix, Arizona. First of all I’m able to do whatever I want and secondly I don’t enjoy spending more time in Phoenix than I actually have to. Most of you saw Climax Control on Sunday, March 27th and you know that Steve Ramone, as Guest Referee, attempted to screw over me and Joshua Acquin big time by changing the rules of our match so quickly that nobody in the arena knew what was going on. Each time Ramone saw that one of us got an advantage, or we found a loophole in his match rules that would allow us to beat the shit out of him, Steve quickly changed the rules on us.

James picks up the bottle of white wine, removes the cork, pours some into one of the glasses on the table, and then he places the cork back into the bottle. James picks up the glass and sips the white wine.

JAMES TUSCINI: My opponents are probably wondering why I’m wearing a business suit. It is because I’m all business when it comes to defeating you two and becoming the next Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion.

James holds up the glass of white wine.

JAMES TUSCINI: White wine is a depiction of purity and honesty. In our match, Joshua, while you and Steve were portraying your impure and dishonest personalities, I was presenting my pure and honest self. As you saw the previous week in my match with Travis Nathaniel Andrews, when our Referee was deliberately knocked out by TNA, I did the pure and honest thing by dropping him from my Mafia Hit Flying Hammer Lock submission hold to assist the Referee. That’s when both Steve Ramone and TNA took advantage of me. By cheating me out of a well deserved win against TNA Ramone unleashed the Demon Monster that is inside of this Italian man. We all have demon monsters inside of us but I was able to keep mine in check during our match, so that I didn’t get disqualified, and I won our match.

James places the glass of white wine on the table and then he opens the bottle of the blush, or rose, wine, and he pours some into the next glass. James sips the blush wine before addressing Acquin.

JAMES TUSCINI: A rose, or what they call a blush, wine is a mid-range between the white and red wines. It means it is an equal mixture of purity and honesty as represented by the white wine and an equal mixture of life blood and power as represented by the red wine. Okay, Joshua, you did better than I expected in our match but I chalk it up to the fact that Ramone was changing the rules so often that even he lost track of what he was doing. Now Joshua I need to present some very valuable information. Remember on February 14th when Steve Ramone defeated you in the Roulette Title Match that had the rules that you must win by pinning your opponent by a 5-count and not a regular 3-count? What happened last Sunday, March 27th Joshua? Early in our match Steve Ramone, as our Guest Referee, changed the rules that it was a 5-Count Pinfall Match. Guess what Acquin? You got pinned twice in a row in a Roulette Match by a 5-count, once by Steve Ramone and once by me. If that doesn’t make you feel as though you just got reamed up your ass by a white hot metal rod then I don’t know what would make you feel that way. You already know that I was able to endure the endless rule changes Ramone made to overcome not only his stupidity but to overcome you for a 5-count pinfall win.

James returns the glass with the blush wine to the table and this time he opens the bottle of red wine and he pours the glass nearly full. He replaces the cork into the bottle of red wine which remains on the table. James sips the wine and then he looks into the camera with a huge grin on his face.

JAMES TUSCINI: Red wine is a symbol of blood and life. It represents the blood flowing through our bodies and it represents life itself. Joshua when I defeated you, not just with a 3-count but with a 5-count pinfall, I drained you of your life and your blood. All the bragging, boasting, and demanding you did leading up to our match became worthless because I was the better wrestler that evening and I will be the better wrestler on April 10th. Since our match is a Triple Threat match, and Steve Ramone is the defending Roulette Champion, I make the assumption that in order for either of us to obtain a win we must either pin Ramone or make him submit. I further assume that to pin each other or try to make each other submit would be a futile thing to attempt. I’m sure the rules will bear me out that for one of us to win we must either pin Steve Ramone or make him submit. However if it turns out to be a regular Triple Threat where anyone can pin anyone or make anyone else submit then you are as much a target for me to aim for as Steve Ramone is.

Tuscini drinks more of the red wine from the glass.

JAMES TUSCINI: Well, Steve, don’t you feel like a worthless piece of shit now? Don’t you feel stupid having Mark Ward come out and totally humiliate you in front of thousands of fans in the arena and millions on television? If you don’t feel like shit from what Mark did to you, by forcing you to face both me and Joshua Acquin at Blaze of Glory, then for sure you will feel like shit, and you will feel worthless, when I walk away as the new Roulette Champion. Don’t think I didn’t do my research Ramone. I researched the Title history for the Roulette Title and I’ve seen that title reigns have run from 2 weeks to the longest reigns lasting 4 or 5 months. I also counted up the days from February 14th when you won the vacated Roulette Title by pinning Joshua Acquin to our match on April 10th and it comes to 56 days or exactly 8 weeks. I guess you can be happy you held the Roulette Title for a full 8 weeks Steve because had you not been involved in the Blast from the Past Tournament you would have had to defend the Roulette Title Belt against me sooner than on April 10th. Had that happened you would have joined those few previous champions who had very short title reigns.

James drinks the remaining red wine from the glass and then he tosses the glass into the fireplace where the glass shatters against the burning logs.

JAMES TUSCINI: You two are probably wondering why I’m so damn sure I’ll win our match and that I’ll emerge from Blaze of Glory as the Roulette Champion. For you, Joshua, the reason I will win is simple. I can easily put you out of the way so that I can go after Ramone and defeat his sorry ass. You are not a problem for me. Had it not been for Steve, as Guest Referee, changing the rules of our match a dozen times, I would have defeated you in less than five minutes.

Tuscini reaches over to the table and he picks up the bottle of red wine and he holds it on his lap.

JAMES TUSCINI: As for you Steve you should have defended the Roulette Title against me way sooner than April 10th. The reason you didn’t was you were hiding behind the fact you were in the Blast from the Past Tournament. Then you promised if you lost your Blast from the Past match you guarantee me a Title shot. You did lose your Blast from the Past match and then I find out you chickened out and changed your promise to be that you would grant me a Standard Rules match on March 27th and when I defeat you I get a shot at the Roulette Title. Then that got change by you so that I had to face Joshua Acquin, with you are the Guest Referee, with the stipulation that the winner of our match gets the shot at you and the Roulette Title. Then after I win my match against Acquin, and I was assured a shot at you and the Roulette Title on April 10th, Mark steps in and decided that, due to your stupidity and arrogance, he will toss Joshua into our match to make it a Triple Threat instead of a one-on-one. Your unfulfilled promises, your lies, and your jackass attitude, is what caused our match on April 10th to be a Triple Threat. But I’m okay with the match the way it is designed. You see, Steve, you cannot run and hide from me any longer. Remember I told you that red wine is a representation of blood and life?

James grabs the bottle of red wine by the neck and he stands up and walks over to the fireplace. He swings the bottle of wine so it whacks against the bricks of the fireplace. Three fourths of the bottle breaks off leaving James holding the neck of the bottle with a jagged broken edge on it. We watch as the red wine that was previously inside the bottle is now flowing over the bricks of the hearth and onto the floor.

JAMES TUSCINI: This is for Steve Ramone, but you Joshua need to listen up also, as you see the red wine spilling over the hearth and onto the floor this is a representation of your blood I will spill out of you at Blaze of Glory. When your blood spills out your life also flows out of you. Although the wine is only a visual effect for my segment today the real adventure and the real sucking the life out of you two happens on Sunday, April 10th. Uncle Pinky you can come into camera range now.

Uncle Pinky is happy to be able to walk into camera range as he told all his friends he was going to be on television with his Nephew, James, tonight. Uncle Pinky does the normal amateur thing by jumping up and down, waving, and saying HI to all his friends. James asks Uncle Pinky to chill out and simply stand next to the chair. When Uncle Pinky takes his place next to the chair James returns to sitting in the chair and he is still holding the broken wine bottle in his hand.

JAMES TUSCINI: This is my Uncle Pinky, my mother’s brother, and he took care of me and mother when we were down and out so now we live together and I help take care of Uncle Pinky as a way to say thanks to him for his love and support to our family. Do you have anything to say other than HI to your friends?

UNCLE PINKY: What I would like to say is that I’m upset that Steve Ramone screwed James up in his match against TNA two weeks ago. Then Ramone got assigned as Guest Referee for the Tuscini versus Acquin match and Steve tried to screw James out of the match again. As everyone saw my Nephew was able to overcome the bullshit from Referee Ramone and at the same time overcome the dozen rule changes to pin Joshua Acquin for a 5-count for the win. James is one hell of a wrestler and for the sake of everyone out there you better hope that his good side can keep the Demon Monster side of him in check as he did when he wanted to beat down Ramone during the match. I’ve only seen that Italian Demon Monster side of James once before and that was when he was working in another wrestling federation. Fortunately all wrestlers sign waivers not to hold their federation, or the other wrestlers, responsible for injuries sustained as his opponent was put out of wrestling permanently due to the Demon Monster inside of James being unleashed.

JAMES TUSCINI: That’s enough for now Uncle. Thanks for your comments. For the benefit of Ramone and Acquin I will address the Italian Demon Monster thing in another segment as it is something I don’t wish to discuss in this segment. Uncle Pinky just happens to be extremely passionate about my wrestling career and he often gets carried away.

James holds the broken wine bottle in front of him in what could be interpreted as a threatening gesture and even Uncle Pinky has a concerned look on his face wondering if the Demon Monster inside James is about to come out. We see Uncle Pinky nervously looking around the room to find the quickest escape route should James flip out.

JAMES TUSCINI: As you two can see the red wine has drained down the hearth and onto the floor. There isn’t much of it left now except for the stain since the heat from the fireplace managed to evaporate most of it. Keep in mind this broken wine bottle I hold in my hand. This is a symbol of my superior wrestling abilities, my superior intelligence in the wrestling ring, and my desire to destroy Steve Ramone and become the next Roulette Champion. But you don’t have to worry guys as I’m not going to cut you with my broken wine bottle but I will break you and cut you with my wrestling abilities.

James stands up from his chair and he tosses the broken wine bottle into the fireplace where it breaks against the burning logs and the broken pieces fall down between the logs. James then walks to the side of the chair opposite of where Uncle Pinky is standing.

JAMES TUSCINI: Joshua you are going to be nothing but a small annoyance to me in our match. I compare you to a gnat on a hot summer day that continually buzzes around your ears. You can hear the gnat’s wings buzzing but you barely take notice of it since the gnat is extremely small and insignificant. Yes, Acquin, you are small and insignificant to me in our match. However, I do have to take into consideration, since I believe our match will have the rule that for one of us to win we have to defeat Steve Ramone by pinfall or submission, and not each other, that you will do everything you can to stop me from making Steve submit or you will try to stop me from pinning him for the win. Joshua I’m going to give you ample advance warning so that when it happens you will not whine, cry, bitch, moan, and piss on yourself, when it happens. Every time I’m going for a submission or a pin for the win over Steve Ramone and you manage to successfully break up my pin or submission you make the Italian Demon Monster inside of me rise closer to the surface. You have been warned that I may be able to keep the Demon Monster suppressed for maybe two or three times but after that your ass will be destroyed when the Demon Monster is released. So, Acquin, you have two choices in our match. Stay out of my way when I’m making Ramone submit, or I have him pinned, or you will be destroyed and you may never be physically able to wrestle again. Glad I’m not the one who has only those two choices to make so it surely sucks to be you. My two choices are simple. Do I make Ramone submit for my win or do I pin him for the win? Hell I may just decide to make Ramone submit and then when the match is over I will flop his loser ass onto the mat and pin him so that I will prove to the world I am twice the wrestler he is.

UNCLE PINKY: You tell ‘em James!

JAMES TUSCINI: Uncle please! This is my air time. Be happy I let you have a few lines to speak and you can now brag to your friends that you were on television with me. Now, Steve, I want to remind you of another detail. I’m sure you overlooked this item because you were so drunk with power being the Guest Referee for our match, and constantly changing the rules, that you missed it. Even though you made the rules in our match that your bodyguards, goons, lackeys, whatever you want to call them, could attack me and Joshua, but we couldn’t attack you or them to retaliate, I still overcame your bullshit and I still won the match. Keep that in your mind when I step into the ring on April 10th because you know I’m better than you, smarter than you, more talented than you, and I overcame all the obstacles you threw my way. I did that on March 27th and I will do it again on April 10th. Now at this point in time I could make additional comments for the benefit of Joshua Acquin but I won’t. I will wait until my next segment to give more information on how Acquin’s wrestling career may end on April 10th. With that comment I’m done for my segment for today. Uncle is there anything you would like to say to close this broadcast?

UNCLE PINKY: I told all my friends I was gonna be on television with my Nephew, and professional wrestler, James Tuscini, and some of you laughed at me. You thought I was issuing idle brags and boasts so some of you bet money with me that I wouldn’t be on television. Others bet me dinner or a beer that I wouldn’t get on television with my Nephew. Well look! I’m on television with my Nephew like I told you I would! I’m damn sure gonna enjoy taking your money and enjoying the beers and meals you all will be purchasing for me. And to top that off I will be able to be in attendance in Phoenix, Arizona, on April 10th to watch James defeat Joshua Acquin and Steve Ramone to become the next Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion!

JAMES TUSCINI: Very nice closing comments Uncle. And thanks so much for the words of encouragement and support about my winning the Roulette Title on April 10th. Although I’m in Sin City Wrestling to enjoy the sport I’m happy to know that I got the attention of Management and other wrestler. Here I am going into my fourth match and I have a shot at a major Title Belt. And, Uncle, congratulations on being able to collect the bets with your friends who didn’t believe you would be on television with me tonight.

Uncle Pinky walks out of camera range and down the hallway to take care of some business. We watch as James collects the two remaining wine bottles and two remaining wine glasses and he walks them into the Kitchen. James places the two wine bottles into the refrigerator and the two wine glasses into the sink where he rinses them with water and then he puts a stopper in the sink and covers the wine glasses with water so he can wash them later.

JAMES TUSCINI: Are you two ready for the night of your lives? Are you ready to have the stuffing knocked out of you? Are you ready for me to humiliate you in front of thousands of fans in the arena and millions on television? I have every intention of doing our match without the presence of the Italian Demon Monster just to prove to you two wannabes that I can get the job done with my own talents and abilities. However, as I’ve already mentioned, should either of you step over the line, break the rules, or in some other way violate the sanctity of the sport of wrestling, I will not be held responsible for the release of the Demon Monster inside of me. If that happens don’t come after me begging me to pay your medical bills and other expenses. You two, like everyone else in the sport of wrestling, signed waivers stating you know the hazards of this line of work and that you waive the right whine about your injuries. With that as my final statement to you two morons I bid you a Good Night and I hope you have Sweet Dreams of me beating you down for the win.

James turns and walks out of the Kitchen and down the hallway. The cameraman keeps his camera focused down the hallway where James is walking until he makes a turn and enters his bedroom and closes the door behind him. At that point the cameraman backs out of the house through the front door keeping his camera on a shot of the inside of the house. Just as the cameraman is about to reach out and grab the door handle to pull the door closed Uncle Pinky pops into view. He thanks the cameraman for his time in airing the segment for James and then Uncle Pinky softly closes the door and locks it.

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Climax Control Archives / The Italian Demon Monster Has Been Unleashed

« on: March 25, 2016, 04:09:47 PM »

Climax Control on Sunday, March 20, 2016, showed us several things. It showed us that Steve Ramone is a liar in addition to a jerk. He promised James Tuscini a one-on-one non-Title match at the March 27th Climax Control and then he chickened out. Instead of facing Steve Ramone we see that James will be facing Joshua Acquin in a Roulette Rules match with the winner getting a shot at Steve Ramone and the Roulette Title Belt.

The next thing we saw was Steve Ramone interfering in Tuscini’s match, by jumping into the ring and hitting James in the head with the Roulette Title Belt, causing Travis Nathaniel Andrews to obtain a false victory.

The last thing we saw, and this is the most important, is that Steve Ramone, by his cowardly actions, has unleashed a monster, a demon if you want to use that term, by attacking James and causing him the loss to TNA. You simply don’t want to unleash an Italian Demon Monster, the “Il Demone Italiano Monster” when you know damn well you will never be able to put him back where he came from.

The scene opens with James Tuscini sitting on a bench at a park in Tempe, Arizona. Today James is casually dressed in blue jeans, a black tee shirt, and black athletic shoes. There is a light breeze blowing and the sun is shining and, well, it’s a great day to be in the park. Kids are running around on the grassy areas while ducks and geese swim around in the lake in the park. When Tuscini notices the cameraman he stands up from the bench and asks the cameraman if he is from Sin City Wrestling to air his segment. The cameraman acknowledges that he is, in fact, the cameraman sent by Sin City Wrestling, so James asks him to set up to get a shot of him while he returns to the bench. Once James returns to the bench he begins his comments.

Everyone saw several things happen at Climax Control on March 20th and they concern Steve Ramone. Are you ready for me to let you have both barrels Steve? First you open Climax Control with a promise to me. You flatly promised that if you didn’t win your Blast from the Past match, and I remind you that you LOST, that you promised to give me a match against you, one-on-one, at Climax Control on March 27th. Your statement was that our match would be a Standard Rules match but it would be non-Title. Your promise was that when I win the match you guarantee me a shot at the Roulette Title. Well so much for you being a liar in addition to being a jerk. So much for your promises to be just as worthless as you are. You chickened out on having a one-on-one match with me and instead of facing you I will face Joshua Acquin with the winner of that match, ME of course, will get to face you for the Roulette Title Belt. I know you feel Joshua is a weaker opponent so with you being assigned as the Special Guest Referee for our match you will probably want to make sure that Joshua wins so you won’t have to face me. However, Ramone, if you weren’t such a coward you would call the match fairly, which means I will easily defeat Joshua, and then you have to face me, the tougher opponent, to defend the Roulette Title. What’s it gonna be Steve? Guess we will find out Sunday night.

But that’s not all Ramone. I clearly had my match against TNA won. Everyone saw that I had him locked into the Mafia Hit Flying Hammer Lock and he was crying like a baby begging the Referee to accept his crying out that he gives up, he submits, he quits, so that the pain would be over. Unfortunately our Referee was knocked out of the match, due to Travis deliberately slamming into her. Oh trust me he planned that so that you could get a cheap shot in on me. A replacement Referee wasn’t available so I dropped Travis to assist the Referee as that is what a truly noble and honest wrestler does. But, Steve, you decided to do something that was beyond wrong and you attacked me with the Title Belt while the Referee was distracted. You whacked me over the head with it so that Travis could get a cheap win. What you fail to realize, Steve, is that I came to Sin City Wrestling to work hard and achieve what I can. Overall I’m a really nice person and I keep my mean streak inside of me because I’m here to show the fans, and the other wrestlers, what a truly talented and respected wrestler is about. By your actions in attacking me and interfering my match, cheating me out of a win, caused the beastly demon inside of me to come to the surface. Yes, Ramone, the Italian demon monster has been released. You have opened Pandora’s Box and let the evil out and now you are unable to put the demon monster back into the box. From this point forward every time I destroy an opponent your name will be mentioned. You will be blamed for releasing the demon monster inside me. Well, Steve, it’s on now. I’ll defeat Joshua this Sunday night so that you will not be able to run and hide from me any longer. You will be required to face me with the Roulette Title on the line and I will walk away as the Champion. You will see how vicious and evil the Italian demon monster you released is in the wrestling ring, the boiler room, the parking lot, wherever the Roulette wheel lands on the type of match me and Joshua will have. Since you are the Referee for our match you will have a very close view of how vicious I can be and that will surely scare the beejeebers out of you knowing you will be defending the Roulette Title against me very soon. Let me remind you of something Steve. You are a coward because you have to cheat. You are a coward because you have to surround yourself with people you call bodyguards because you’re not capable of getting the job done on your own The Italian demon monster you released will easily overcome you, your thugs, and your cheating. Damn it sucks to be you.

Please allow me to make a few comments to Travis Nathaniel Andrews. Travis don’t even think of bragging about how our match turned out. You were begging for the match to be over when I had you in the Mafia Hit Flying Hammer Lock. The only thing that saved you from a loss was the Referee being temporarily incapacitated due to you deliberately slamming into her and Steve Ramone interfering in our match. If I hear you brag about “defeating” me you WILL end up in the ring with me again and I’ll be so hard on you that you would rather have a two ton weight dropped on you than to suffer the damage I will place on you.

Now we come to Joshua Acquin. To use a term from a television commercial YOU IN A HEAP OF TROUBLE BOY! You’re my stepping stone to a shot at Steve Ramone and the Roulette Title. I realize Steve Ramone is our Guest Referee and we both know that he’ll serve as the worst example for officiating in the history of the sport of wrestling. Other than him being a crappy Referee shall we take into consideration what Steve Ramone said to both of us? Ramone told you flat up, to your face, numerous times, there is no way in hell you will get a shot at him and the Roulette Title. Steve Ramone never said that to me. What he said to me was he would give me a one-on-one match against him in a non-title match on March 27th and when I defeat him he’ll give me a shot at the Roulette Title. Although Steve will claim that the Owners of the Federation refused to honor the promise he made to me we all know that is just another in a long line of lies Ramone spews forth. What really happened is that Ramone got cold feet, chickened out on the match, and the one-on-one match with me happen. Figures those who brag the most, like Ramone, are usually the first to chicken out of their boasts. That tells me all I need to know how our match will go. It tells me Ramone has absolutely no respect for you while he does have some respect for me as he’s willing to allow me to earn my shot at him. All I have to do is defeat you on Sunday evening and my ticket is punched. Man this is gonna be easy.

James stands up from the bench and he walks over to the railing that surrounds the lake where the ducks and geese are swimming around. As Tuscini leans against the railing the birds come over and start squawking and begging for food.

Joshua those ducks and geese begging for something reminds me of you begging Ramone for a shot at the Roulette Title. You’re not getting the shot at the Roulette Title and the ducks and geese are not getting food from me. I noticed that you manage to be successful once in a while and you lose often enough. That tells me that although you can be successful it appears that once you are successful you run back to your old ways and start losing again. You remind me of a Squirrel. I often wonder how Squirrels ever became somewhat successful. You have an animal that safely crosses the road. After they are safely on the other side of the road a car approaches and the Squirrel freaks out, runs back across the road, gets run over by the car, and turns into road kill. That’s a great analogy for you Joshua. You’re like the Squirrel in that you have experienced a reasonable amount of success in SCW as the Squirrel did in successfully crossing the road without getting run over. The problem is that once you have obtained success, as the Squirrel did that successfully crossed the road, you often run back across the road and, well, you get run over by your opponents and you turn into road kill. By the way, Joshua, I’m driving the car this Sunday night and you are the Squirrel running across the road. ROAD KILL!!!

James turns from the railing to walk down the path to another part of the park. The geese and ducks rise up in a vocal protest that James didn’t give them any food.

These ducks and geese are just like you Acquin. Like them you begged for a Title shot from Steve Ramone as they begged for food from me. Ramone denied your pathetic request and then, like the ducks and geese just now when I didn’t give them food, you got more vocal and demanding, and again Ramone had to slam dunk you and put you in your place. You don’t want to earn a Title shot as I do. You just want to squawk, throw a temper tantrum, and demand things get handed to you without earning them. Since you enjoy having things handed to you then you will enjoy me handing you a loss this Sunday night. I’m like Steve Ramone in that I don’t give charity and I don’t owe anyone a win over me. I don’t do the roll over and play dead doggy trick. If you want to get a legal win over me you damn well need bring your best to the match and give it all you’ve got. Anything less than a 100 percent effort on your part equates into a 100 percent win for me.

Tuscini keeps walking in the park until he comes to an area where kids are playing on the slides, swings, a carousel, and other play equipment. He takes a seat on a bench to watch the kids enjoying themselves.

To prove my point that people don’t pay attention to what I say, as they just want to ramble on with whatever drivel pops into their head, Steve Ramone told me to get my Mafia ass out to talk to him as the last Climax Control. Let’s get something clear here. The only reference to the Italian Mafia I’ve made was to laugh at my Uncle Pinky for his fantasy of being involved in the Mafia. I told him he is making things up and I even told him publicly to please stop asking me to join the “Italian Mafia” he is involved in because they don’t exist. Ramone needs to stop making things up.

The other thing is that Steve Ramone made the claim that I am demanding a match against him for the Roulette Title Belt. Apparently Ramone has me confused with you Joshua as I never demanded a Title match with him. Perhaps Steve Ramone is taking some high potency mind-altering drugs because he’s hearing things I never said. I will quote for you exactly what I said and then you can go back and review my segment to see if I am telling the truth or whether Ramone is. What I said was: “Then you got even more smart ass to state that you’re relatively sure Joshua Acquin won’t be your next challenger for the Roulette Title. Watch your back Steve because it could be me as your next challenger for the Roulette Championship.” I don’t pretend to be an English Major but what I said is that Steve Ramone needs to watch his back as it “could” be me as his next challenger for the Roulette Championship. That doesn’t sound like a challenge to me. That doesn’t sound like a demand to me. That’s me stating that if the Owners wish to send me after Ramone then so be it. There’s a huge difference between “could be” and “will be” you know. Same as the difference in our match Joshua. You “could” defeat me but to actually reach the point where you “will” accomplish it would take a miracle and there are no miracles in your immediate future.

James watches the kids play. He notices one of those carousel things where the kids are climbing on it. After they get on the kids start to spin it around and, of course, once the speed gets really fast most of the kids lose their grip, fly off the carousel, and face plant into the dirt.

Ha ha ha! Oh man that’s you Joshua! You think you can climb into the wrestling ring with me and hold on while I make your world spin but you are sadly mistaken. I’m gonna spin your world and when you fall off the James Tuscini carousel you will face plant into the dirt like those kids just did. Don’t for a nano-second get the idea you can defeat me because you can’t. There are several reasons for that Joshua. I’m a better wrestler than you can ever hope to be. The person I defeated by submission using my Mafia Hit Flying Hammer Lock submission hold was the person who defeated you recently and that is Matt Spears. Yes, Joshua, I defeated the person who defeated you. Think hard on that as you come to our match. You, and everyone else on the planet, know damn well I should be 2-0 right now except that Ramone interfered in my match with TNA. That’s fine with me Acquin as I will gladly go 2-1 and get a shot at the Roulette Title while you watch me defeat Steve Ramone from the television in your dressing room.

Tuscini stands up from the bench and he starts to walk toward the exit of the park. James stops along the way to purchase a hot dog and lemonade from a food vendor. He walks along partaking of his drink and hot dog while enjoying the sights.

Joshua please allow me to clarify how things are in the world of wrestling. There are several types of wrestlers. You have one-dimensional wrestlers who are stuck in one thing only. They can do Technical but nothing else. Or they can to Brawling but nothing else. Perhaps they can wrestle Hardcore but nothing else. These are the wrestlers who get defeated a lot because they lack other dimensions to their wrestling abilities. Then you have wrestlers like Steve Ramone who I classify as a two-dimensional wrestler as he has only two modes and he shows it every match. He executes a few wrestling holds and then he cheats. Wrestling holds then cheat. So damn predictable like a watch ticking off 60 seconds each minute. The two-dimensional wrestlers are able to defeat the one-dimensional wrestlers most of the time. They are usually split in wins and losses against other two-dimensional wrestlers. But as you’ve seen in your matches, and as you’ve seen in Ramone’s matches, when you two-dimensional wrestlers face off against three-dimensional wrestlers you lose more often than you win.

Acquin I’m going to give you way more credit than you deserve and I’m gonna call you a two-dimensional wrestler as I called Ramone. Here’s your problem. I’m not a one-dimensional wrestler. I’m not a two-dimensional wrestler. I’m not a three-dimensional wrestle either. I’m what they call a multi-dimensional wrestler. What that means is I easily adapt to any style of wrestler, any type of match, and any set of stipulations. Regardless of what type of wrestler I’m facing I will adapt and defeat them. No matter what type of match I’m involved in I will adapt and overcome. There’s nothing you can do, short of paying Steve Ramone to call the match in your favor, to obtain a win over me in our match. When I win our match, and when my hand is raised in victory, and you realize that I’ll be facing Steve Ramone for the Roulette Title, you can sulk your way back to your dressing room and bring out your crying towel to dry your tears. I’m not allowing you to win our match. I’m not allowing Steve Ramone to cheat me out of a win. I’m not giving you an inch in our match. You’ll see me do whatever it takes to make short work of you and prove to everyone that I’m here, I’m in your face, and I’m the future of Sin City Wrestling.

James and the cameraman arrive at the gate to the park. James steps out onto the sidewalk and he hails a taxi to take him back to the venue where Climax Control will be held. Tuscini tells the taxi driver to wait for a moment while he makes a few more comments.

Acquin I know you are having this fantasy about defeating me so I need to enlighten you. This isn’t an episode of Fantasy Island where Mister Roarke can make your dreams come true. This is real life where I make your nightmares of losing to me a reality. But I can make this promise to you that you will be like Tatu the midget looking up at Mister Roarke because by the time I finish beating you down even Tatu will look like a giant to you.

Joshua you may feel you are a wall blocking my way to the Roulette Title. Stop deceiving yourself. You’re not a wall I need to climb over to get to Steve Ramone. You’re a small stepping stone, a twig, or at best a small speed bump like you see in shopping center parking lots. All of those are easy for me to step over and continue moving on. You, Acquin, are going to be less than those obstacles for me to step over and move ahead. If you don’t think so then let me again remind you that you lost to Matt Spears recently and he’s the person I obtained my first win over in Sin City Wrestling by submission. And let’s not forget that at My Bloody Valentine, in the Roulette Title match, that when you got pinned it was for a five-count. Yes that was the rules for that Roulette match Joshua. You didn’t get pinned for a normal three-count. You got owned by getting pinned for a five-count. In our match I won’t be satisfied winning with just a three-count. Once I have you pinned, and the Referee is done with the three count to give me the win, I will continue to hold you to the mat until a five-count just to bring back the memory of your loss on February 14, 2016 when you also got pinned by a five-count. Sound good Acquin? Sounds good to me.

As for you Steve you have two choices in my match with Joshua Acquin. You can do your Referee duties the right way or you can do your Referee duties the wrong way. I warn you if you don’t call this match fairly there will be hell for you to pay and I assure you that you don’t want to pay the Italian demon monster the required payment. Since we will not know the rules of the match until the match starts I can only hope it is Hardcore Rules. You want to know why Ramone? If our match is Hardcore Rules then if you attack me, like you did during my match against Travis, then everything will be shoved off the table and this will be a free-for-all. Hardcore Rules means if you attack me again I can attack back and I cannot be disqualified for doing so. For your sake, Steve, you better hope our match is anything but Hardcore Rules. So, Ramone, please think hard about calling this match fairly for both me and Acquin or you are in deep shit. Trust me, Steve, you don’t want to be that deep in shit.

James hops into the taxi to take him back to the venue where he can get back to his dressing room and get ready for his match against Joshua Acquin on Sunday.

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Climax Control Archives / What Will Happen at Climax Control

« on: March 17, 2016, 11:50:19 AM »

There is so much you don’t know about James Tuscini. There is so much you want to know about James Tuscini. Today you will learn information about him but there are some things he will not reveal to you. What will happen today? You will find out shortly. What will happen at Climax Control? You will find out on March 20, 2016.

Today we are taken to the Fior de Italia restaurant located near Fisherman’s Wharf. James Tuscini is present at a pre-scheduled event where he will present his personal preference for lasagna. We take you now to the patio at the Fior de Italia restaurant in San Francisco.

We see that the patio area is an easy view from the area surrounding the restaurant. From the patio to the roped off area where viewers are to remain behind the rope is about 5 feet so the fans up close to the barrier are blessed with a clear view. We notice James is wearing blue jeans, black athletic shoes, and a black pullover shirt.

Thank you all for joining me today. As you know I’m scheduled for a wrestling event in Fort Defiance, Arizona on Sunday, March 20th against Travis Nathaniel Andrews, or as he likes to call himself, T-N-A, but I will be addressing that match later during a televised segment. You may be asking why I flew back to San Francisco to present a cooking demonstration when I need to be in Arizona. The reason is that I scheduled this demonstration months ago. When I make a commitment or a promise I keep them. I will not stiff my fans when I can do this cooking presentation and still be in Fort Defiance, Arizona ahead of the event to get settled in and be ready for my match.

James looks over the crowd in attendance. He notices there are around 100 people to see him and he also notices the majority of the fans are women. Well that was expected as you have a young and very attractive James Tuscini you can see in person so of course the women would come out in overwhelming numbers. The rough estimate is that the women outnumber the men by a 5-to-1 margin. Some of the women are whistling at James while others are blowing kisses and cat calling. James asks them to please calm down as there’s enough of him for everyone. At that comment the women, taking that as a sexual reference, get louder in their appreciation for Tuscini.

Ladies, please, I need to present a cooking demonstration and I need you to calm down. I know the eye candy is nice but remember I’m not actively looking for a girlfriend at this time. One of my favorite foods is lasagna. Any of you also love lasagna?

At that question everyone in attendance yells out that they love lasagna.

The lasagna I’m preparing today is my mother’s recipe. It consists of store-bought items such as the lasagna noodles, sausage, and cheese. When it comes to the sauce, though, that’s my mother’s private recipe. Before she died she gave me possession of that recipe and she asked me never to share it with anyone until I was also on my death bed and then I chose who I pass it on to. So I cannot reveal to you the ingredients of the sauce but trust me it is heavenly. Also remember that I’m in no way representing the food prepared at the Fior de Italia restaurant. They were polite enough to allow me to use their patio for my demonstration and that’s the extent of the relationship. Before I go on with the cooking demonstration does anyone in attendance not know the history of this restaurant? Raise your hands if you want to know a quick history of the restaurant.

Nearly half the hands go up which means most of the people in attendance are probably not from San Francisco proper.

This restaurant, the Fior de Italia, is the oldest Italian restaurant in San Francisco. I don’t know if it is the oldest Italian restaurant in California but it probably is. It is the oldest Italian restaurant in the United States? Probably not but I’ll research that another time. The Fior de Italian restaurant was opened in 1886. This current location was not the original location of the restaurant. After the major earthquake and fire of 1906, and after relocating a few times, they settled on this location near Fisherman’s Wharf. Okay are you ready for my lasagna cooking demonstration?

The fans cheer loudly with most of the women in attendance again cat calling, whistling, and begging for James to give them a kiss. He again asks them to calm down.

Ladies, please, I have to ask you to keep your hormones in check. I know the view is sweet but you have to control yourselves. I’m gonna make this demonstration quick on how I prepare my family’s lasagna and then since I already have a pan of lasagna cooked we don’t have to wait to see the end result. The ingredients are, as I previously stated, simple store-bought items except for my mother’s special sauce. I can only tell you she started with fresh tomatoes that she processed them into a sauce herself, then she added a special mix of herbs and spices, and the rest is history. For me the item that truly makes our family’s lasagna special is the Italian sausage we use. No it isn’t imported from Italy or purchased from an Italian deli in town. We purchase it at the grocery store and it is simply called Sweet Italian Sausage. Their tagline is THE WAY SAUSAGE SHOULD BE and I have to agree. Hmmm, that would make a great tagline for me in my wrestling eh? THE WAY AN ITALIAN WRESTLER SHOULD BE.

James holds up a package of the Premio Sweet Italian Sausage so the crowd can see it and he then yells out.

Who wants some of my sweet Italian sausage?

The women in attendance, again mistaking Tuscini’s remark to be a sexual reference, squeal in excitement and some of them nearly pass out from being so excited.

Damn! You ladies need to pour some cold water over you to cool you off! Okay so the concept is simple just like any lasagna recipe you’ve done at home. You put a little sauce in the bottom of the pan. Next you layer some lasagna noodles. Add a mixture of ground sweet Italian sausage, sauce, and a mixture of ricotta and mozzarella cheese, and you are ready to repeat this process until you have the pan full of lasagna. You then top it off with the remaining sauce and cheese and then bake it in the oven for 40 minutes to an hour until it is the consistency of what you want. I suggest you check on it at the 40 minute mark and then you decide if you want to bake it longer. Let me get the already baked lasagna out for you can see if yourself.

James walks over to a warming oven where he removes a previously prepared and baked pan of lasagna. He cuts the lasagna into reasonable size pieces and then he placed one of the pieces on a plate. He holds it up in front of him while partaking in some of the lasagna and then describing to the crowd his experience.

Hmmmm! This is how lasagna should be. It should be firm enough to easily slide all the way in while at the same time soft enough to not be hard on the inside of your mouth. The way I make the lasagna the sauce is enough that when you place the lasagna in your mouth the sauce oozes out of the sides of your month and over your lips to dribble down your chin. It tastes so good that you cannot help but take your hand and wipe the dribbling sauce off your chin and back into your mouth to swallow the goodness. And, oh, the feeling you get when it slides down your throat!

At those comments by James some of the women in the crowd who were taking everything James said as a sexual reference pass out and collapse from their excitement. James shakes his head wondering how people can allow themselves to get so out of control and misinterpret everything he said. We watch as workers from the Fior de Italian restaurant rush out and help revive those who passed out.

I believe that’s enough cooking demonstration for today. If I were to continue we would have to get Paramedics here to revive all those who passed out from being over-excited and that’s not what I’m about. If you’re still in the area, and you have access to view my broadcast later concerning my match with Travis Nathaniel Andrews, it will be airing live from the lounge in the Fior de Italia restaurant in two hours.

Tuscini turns from the crowd and he walks into the Fior de Italia restaurant to get cleaned up and change his clothing.

*two hours later*

James is seated in the lounge next to the bar in the Fior de Italia restaurant. He changed his clothing from his previous attire due to getting some sauce, etc., spilled on them during the cooking demonstration. Now we see James is dressed in a clean pair of blue jeans, a white pullover shirt, and white athletic shoes. He is sitting in a large white over-stuffed chair in the lounge. The cameraman signals to James that they are on live broadcast.

I have to admit the lasagna cooking demonstration got a bit hotter than I anticipated. I know I’m Italian, and so handsome that other men have to hide their faces in shame, but those women at the cooking demonstration were overly excited in many ways. There are many men out there who would take advantage of women who want to throw themselves on you but I’m not like that. My mother taught me to treat everyone, especially women, nicely. That’s a good lead in for my overall comments for my opponent for March 20th who is none other than Travis Nathaniel Andrews, but as he likes to call himself, T-N-A. *sigh* There’s a lot I don’t know about Travis. But what I do know about him is what I found from what his Bio sheet states and what others in Sin City Wrestling have told me. Let me begin by talking about the information on his Bio sheet as that is what most people look at first before they talk to others for information.

James pulls out a manila folder that he opens and removes a printout of the Bio sheet of TNA.

First I would like to make a statement concerning the Climax Control card and the tagline comments listed for my match with TNA. Specifically it states: “Traditionally the opening match is used to set the tempo for the entire show. To work the crowd up into a fever pitch with action and excitement that will extend throughout the entire night. Nowhere else will you find a man more likely to do that that Mister TNA himself, Travis Nathanial Andrews. With a look alone he can work a crowd into a fevered frenzy…” That’s an awesome thing for me and TNA to have for our match. I’ll promise you I’ll make this such an exciting match people will be talking about it for weeks or months. But, Travis, you have to remember something. Whipping the crowd into a frenzy doesn’t equate into whipping me. Next I wish to comment on what I think is wrong with a person who absolutely has to be called by a three word name. Obviously I don’t do that since I don’t have a middle name but even if I did there is no way I would demand to be called by my full three word name. I’ve never understood those who are so self-conscious, or short in some areas, that they felt by using their entire three word name would suddenly give some validation to an otherwise invalid personality. Travis Nathaniel Andrews eh? So you like to call yourself T-N-A eh? I will call you W-A-S which stands for Worthless As Shit. Now that I have that out of the way let’s talk about our families okay?

Tuscini flips the pages of the Bio sheet of TNA until he comes to the family history portion.

You state your father was a wrestler, and he made good money to support the family, but he was abusive to your family. Don’t get upset that I’m discussing this since it is public information on your Bio sheet. I contrast you in that my father was a hard-working man but he treated my mother and me with the utmost in love and respect. My father passed away from a sudden heart attack when I was just becoming a teenager. That was so hard on me and my mother. I was too young to work and mother had no skills to work outside of the home. She did what she could by taking in sewing jobs and washing of clothes to provide food for us and to pay the mortgage on the home. That’s where my mother’s brother, my Uncle Pinky, came in. He helped keep us in our home by supplementing my mother’s income so we wouldn’t lose the home. He promised to help us until I was old enough to work and he kept that promise. When I turned 16 I was able to work some part-time jobs after school. After my mother died in 2011 I decided to pay back Uncle Pinky for his kindness. Now we live together so that Uncle doesn’t have to stress that his small retirement check cannot pay all the bills. That’s what family is about Travis. Staying together, taking care of each other, watching each other’s back, but apparently you know none of that if what you state on your Bio sheet is true.

James browses through the information on the Bio sheet of Andrews until he finds the information he is looking for.

I noticed that you did the reasonable thing and that was to leave your abusive home and strike out on your own. You got into wrestling at an early age and I commend you for that accomplishment. You got into wrestling 6 years before I did since I didn’t get into the sport until I was 22 years of age. However I noticed something revealing in the information listed on your Bio sheet. Perhaps I’m misinterpreting what you were saying or you simply tend to rely on the past since you have nothing current to rely on? I don’t pretend to know the entire story but maybe when I explain what I’m reading, and how I’m interpreting it, maybe you can explain your side of the story. You seem to have tons of wrestling history in numerous wrestling federations which, by itself, could be considered relevant information. Well it could be relevant to someone who gives a shit about information that doesn’t mean a damn thing when it comes to what we are doing here in Sin City Wrestling. Didn’t you hear me talk about the fact that I have significant history in other wrestling federations? Weren’t you listening when I told everyone that what I did anywhere else is totally irrelevant to my being here in SCW? The only thing that matters to me, Travis, is what we’ve all done during our time in Sin City Wrestling. Would you like me to evaluate what you’ve done since you signed up with Sin City Wrestling? I know you don’t want me to talk about it because you feel the fans are so stupid that they won’t realize it on their own. I’m here to expose the fakes and you, my friend, are about to be exposed.

The Bartender walks over and he delivers a glass of red wine to James, Tuscini thanks the Bartender and he slips him a significant tip for his services and the Bartender returns to the bar. Tuscini sips the wine before placing the glass on a table next to the chair.

From what I’ve been able to gather from talking to others in Sin City Wrestling is that you signed up to work in SCW around January 2015. That means you’ve been working in this federation for a little over a year. Before I reveal additional information I found I would like to ask you several questions and I hope you would respond to your television set after I ask each question. So, Travis, you’ve been in Sin City Wrestling for around 14 months. Have you ever held the SCW World Heavyweight Title Belt? I don’t mean have you ever held it in your hands while someone else was the Champion. I’m asking you have you ever won the World Heavyweight Title? Have you ever won the Roulette Title? Have you ever won the Tag Team Title Belts here? Have you ever won the Internet Championship here in SCW? Let me pause for 30 seconds to let you answer the questions I just asked.

James looks at his watch and when the 30 seconds is up he returns to looking into the camera.

Travis here is what I assume just happened. The instant I started asking you what Title Belts you won here in Sin City Wrestling I’m sure you plugged your ears by putting your fingers in them and then you started screaming NEENER NEENER NEENER NO NO NO BLAH BLAH BLAH to try to drown out my questions. Since I’m live on television and you are not in the room with me, and I doubt that you will call me on my cell phone to talk to me on live television, let me tell the viewers what your answers to each of my questions were. TNA you have not won any title at any time during your tour of duty here in Sin City Wrestling. Didn’t you list 101 accomplishments and brag about all the Title Belts you had in all those other wrestling federations? I told you that prior history doesn’t mean shit here in SCW. What the hell have you done here? Nothing except to act like you’re better than everyone else. Now that I totally blew your ship out of the water I wish to go on to another topic that will show the fans other differences we have between us.

Tuscini flips through the Bio sheet once again and he stops on the page that has the information he was looking for.

Travis I don’t rely totally on what a person places on their Bio sheet because it only represents their opinions of how they look. I’ve talked with others in SCW to get more information and, surprisingly, everyone confirms that the information on your Bio sheet is pretty much how it is with you. I was told that you’re an arrogant jerk. I was told you think everyone is of a lower status than you and that you don’t like dealing with anyone you feel is beneath you. They also tell me that you feel your wrestling skills are so much better than everyone else. I assume the reason you have this jerk attitude is that your father was a jerk. If my father had been a jerk I would have done all in my power to ensure I never ended up being like him. Apparently that concept totally went in one ear and straight through your empty head and out the other ear without registering. I don’t like rich arrogant jerks like you Travis. I already mentioned earlier how tough it was to struggle to pay the mortgage, buy food, and wear somewhat decent clothing after my father died suddenly. I don’t know if you remember a song by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons called Rag Doll. It was about a man who was well off and he fell in love with a woman who happened to be from the poor side of town. All his so-called friends ridiculed him and insulted the girl by calling her a Rag Doll because her clothing was tattered because she was poor. The concept of the song is that although she was poor in the financial area she was one of the richest people with the love, desire, and dedication in her heart. The man in the song ignored his abusive friends and stayed with his Rag Doll girlfriend and they had a wonderful happy life together.

James picks up the wine glass and he drinks most of the remaining wine. The moment he removes the glass from his lips the Bartender is there to pour more wine into the glass. Again James thanks the Bartender and slips him another generous tip.

Why did I tell you that I hate spoiled rich people and about the song Rag Doll? Because after my father died we could barely afford to pay the mortgage. We could barely buy enough food for two meals a day. And the concept of wearing new clothing was out of the equation. I had to rely on clothing that was sewn and patched by my mother. Since I didn’t have any siblings I never had what a family calls hand-me-downs but we did get clothing donations from our friends and neighbors. I guess the term would still be hand-me-downs but rarely did we receive clothing that didn’t have rips, tears, holes, or stains on them, that my mother needed to repair for me to go to school. I heard the taunts of Rag Doll and many other derogatory terms daily for many years due to our situation. Most of those taunts came from those like you who were born into money, had all the nice clothing they wanted, all the food to eat, and they felt they were better than me. I can tell you this Travis that after I graduated from High School I worked hard and then worked harder when I went into wrestling and I’m doing fantastic now. And, yes, I’ve looked up most of those spoiled rich kids who taunted me back then and I’m here to tell you that most of them are either broke, have a horrible marriage, have abusive kids who treat them like shit, they are drug addicts, or a combination of all the above. I’m the successful one from my neighborhood and not them.

James again raises the wine glass to his lips. He sips some wine and savors it. He does this several times until the glass is nearly empty. Again the Bartender walks over to offer more wine to James but Tuscini declines this time but still he thanks the Bartender with a generous tip.

What you need to know about me is that I’m nice, kind, and generous to everyone. Well with the exception of people who act like a jerk to me or insult me or my family. I treat a Janitor with the same level of respect I treat the CEO of a company. Nobody deserves to be treated like crap just because their social or economic situation isn’t up to the standards of the person delivering the abuse. Apparently, Travis, you’ve failed to learn that concept over your years because you are a spoiled brat punk and what you need is someone like me to beat some sense into you. For damn sure I’m not worried about you defeating me in our match as your history in Sin City Wrestling speaks for itself. Welcome to the office of Doctor James Tuscini, Proctologist, where I gladly ream you a new asshole free of charge. Maybe when I rip you a new asshole and you can easily evacuate all the hatred and stupidity out of your insides, you will change for the better. I promise to blow you so far out of the water that they will need the Hubble Space Telescope to find out where you went. If that doesn’t help you improve your attitude then I guess nothing will.

James stands up and walks out of the lounge. He walks through the Fior de Italia restaurant and stops by the front door of the restaurant.

Before I hop into a cab and head home I wish to make a comment to Steve Ramone. You know what Steve you’re a jerk but you already know that. You had the nerve to explain that the reason you interfered in Joshua Acquin’s match was to distract him into losing because although you defeated him for the Roulette Title he wasn’t the Champion at the time. Then you got even more smart ass to state that you’re relatively sure Joshua Acquin won’t be your next challenger for the Roulette Title. Watch your back Steve because it could be me as your next challenger for the Roulette Championship.

After James renders the comments in the direction of Steve Ramone he steps out the front door into the main street. The instant he steps out of the restaurant the women who were sexually aroused early apparently haven’t cooled off yet and they start cat calling, hooting, whistling, and grabbing at James. He spies a cab and quickly gets into it. He asks them to drive to the San Francisco International Airport even though he doesn’t have a flight to catch. He explains to the driver he knows these hormone fueled women will follow in other vehicles so he hopes the long drive down to the airport will distract them. Then they can lose them inside the airport parking areas and once the women are distracted and lost James will change cabs to a different one to return home so that the women won’t find out where he and Uncle Pinky live.

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Character Building Roleplays / Veni, vidi, vici

« on: February 29, 2016, 12:25:59 PM »

OOC: Just wanted to toss this out there to let people know how James Tuscini is feeling about being here in SCW and to provide a little more background information on his family.

The television screen is black but we hear someone speaking as the audio portion of the broadcast is working. We recognize the voice as that of James Tuscini of Sin City Wrestling.

JAMES TUSCINI: Veni, vidi, vici. Latin for I came, I saw, I conquered.

The Network fires up the video portion of this broadcast so in addition to hearing the voice of James “Guido” Tuscini so we also see his image. The camera quickly pans around the room and we can tell it is a house with old furniture before stopping on James Tuscini. Today we see James dressed in black trousers and a black pullover shirt.

JAMES TUSCINI: The phrase veni, vidi, vici, is often attributed to Julius Caesar but more likely someone else said it first and he used it for his benefit as I use it now for mine. Matt Spears and Chris Burden were both a bit more efficient in the wrestling ring than I expected. Both were pathetic compared to me but still they showed a slight bit of promise. Using the Latin phrase that I opened my segment with I will state that I came to Sin City Wrestling, I saw I was booked for a Triple Threat match, and I conquered my opponents. Yeah it really is that simple.

James asks the cameraman to pan around the house to show the old, possibly antique, furniture.

JAMES TUSCINI: I’m at my Uncle Pinky’s home in San Francisco. I would like to give you some background on why I live with my Uncle. I told you before the only surviving relative I have on my mother’s side of the family is Uncle Pinky her brother. All the relatives on my father’s side of the family are deceased. Grandma and Grandpa are deceased. The other siblings of my mother are deceased. When my mother passed away in 2011 I decided to pool resources with my Uncle. I figured with Uncle Pinky’s small retirement check, and my income from wrestling, we could pay the bills and have lots of money left over. The furniture you see here is mostly from my mother’s home. Some of this furniture was brought over from Sicily when her parents immigrated to the United States. It’s nice to live in a home with classic, and possibly antique, furniture.

Tuscini’s cell phone rings and James, being an open and honest person, places the call on speaker so that everyone can hear both sides of the conversation.

UNCLE PINKY: James! It’s your Uncle Pinky!

JAMES TUSCINI: I know it is you Uncle as your phone number and Caller ID shows up on my phone. I was wondering where you were because when I flew back to San Francisco you weren’t home. What did you call me about Uncle? Didn’t you realize I’m in the middle of airing a segment for Sin City Wrestling? It’s okay because I want to allow the fans to hear this conversation as it should be quite amusing.

UNCLE PINKY: Oops! I didn’t know as I’m not watching television right now. I’m hanging out with my Italian Mafia friends at the bar and we’re planning our next hit. I did watch your match on Climax Control on Sunday night and I wanted to congratulate you on an awesome win.

JAMES TUSCINI: Oh? So you’re not gonna sit there and call me a disgrace to the family because, as you like to put it, I work in a fake job? Wrestling isn’t fake Uncle. I earned that win. All three of us got tossed around the ring, and outside the ring, and we all got hit with some hard blows. Nothing fake about that eh?

UNCLE PINKY: Okay. Sorry. I’ll try to back off on you for now anyway.

JAMES TUSCINI: Uncle I don’t want to air out the dirty laundry of our family but I feel the fans are entitled to know what’s really going on here.

UNCLE PINKY: Such as?

JAMES TUSCINI: Please stop me any time you feel I’m not telling the truth okay? When you were young you knew Bruno Sammartino the wrestler. He wanted to train you to bring you into the American Wrestling Association. Bruno tried to help you understand how to wrestle professionally but you just never got the hang of it so you had to walk away from professional wrestling. Am I being honest so far?

UNCLE PINKY: Yes.

JAMES TUSCINI: You walked away from professional wrestling but being an uneducated Italian in San Francisco you had a hard time getting a job. The two jobs that would accept you was as a garbage man or a door man. You selected door man at the Mark Hopkins Hotel in San Francisco because you didn’t want to be covered in trash and slop all day long. Am I right so far?

UNCLE PINKY: Yes.

JAMES TUSCINI: You did an honest job, for an honest paycheck, and you served the residents of the Mark Hopkins Hotel with style and respect. It just happened that there came a time where having a door man wasn’t required any longer due to the creation of doors that opened automatically. Technology has a way of pushing people out of their jobs. But at least they were nice to give you a small retirement check for the rest of your life. Am I doing honestly thus far?

UNCLE PINKY: Yes James.

JAMES TUSCINI: All I ask of you, as my only surviving relative, is to please respect me for my mother’s sake, your sister’s sake, and support me in my wrestling career. Deal?

UNCLE PINKY: Deal but under one condition. You have to support me in my job being associated with the Italian Mafia in San Francisco. Deal?

JAMES TUSCINI: *sigh* Okay if that’s what it takes to have an agreement between us then it is a deal. Just don’t keep asking me to join the fictitious Italian Mafia with you because I’m happy wrestling. I have to get back to my segment. Good Bye!

James ends his call with his Uncle Pinky.

JAMES TUSCINI: Now that the interruptions are over I can get to the real reason I’m in front of the camera. I won my Triple Threat Match against Matt Spears and Chris Burden. Am I going to stand here and brag about my win, claim that I’m the best wrestler ever to grace Sin City Wrestling, and claim that I am never going to lose a match? No I can’t do that and neither can anyone else in SCW. Any wrestler who makes the claim that they will never lose a match has already lost. Everyone loses eventually. It could be due to you making a mistake. It could be due to an illness or injury. It could be due to your opponent cheating or a bad call by the Referee. It doesn’t matter if any of those things happen to cause you to lose as it still counts as a loss. I know that my win in that Triple Threat match caught the attention of many here in the Federation. I know that in upcoming matches I will continue to be assigned to tougher and more demanding matches and tougher and more demanding opponents. My job isn’t to brag about my win. My job is to ensure I’m always ready for any match, any rules, any stipulations, against any opponent. Thank you for joining me today. I appreciate the opportunity to let you know how I feel.

James motions that his segment is done and the Network cuts the feet and puts up a commercial.

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Climax Control Archives / I'm Ready for Anything

« on: February 25, 2016, 09:08:40 PM »

The scene opens backstage at the Coussoulis Arena in San Bernardino, California, where we see James Tuscini walking down the hallways. He is dressed in blue jeans, a pullover shirt in the Italian flag colors, and black athletic shoes. As James walks down the hallways we see the dressing rooms where the wrestlers are assigned and we see the staff of the Arena has decorated the hallways with nice chairs, couches, and lots of potted plants. James is apparently looking for something specific as we see him looking from side to side as he travels along. When the cameraman steps up and points his camera at James he stops to look into the camera to make comments.

What do you see? You see me, James Tuscini, standing by myself, without an interviewer shoving a microphone in my face. You don’t see a Manager, Valet, or cheerleading squad following me around kissing my ass and stroking my ego. You don’t see me in a Stable where I have to ensure my Stable-mates are always standing next to me to help me feel important. Why do you see that from others in Sin City Wrestling but you don’t see it from me? Because I'm my own man that’s why. I don’t need an interviewer to ask me questions to make me successful and popular. I don’t need a Manager to direct me as I’ve always handled my own career. I’m not gonna pay a Manager to claim they’re making me successful when I’m doing the heavy lifting. Usually those who have a Manager, Valet, or cheerleading squad on their team, have them because they can’t get it done on their own and they need to have people hanging around to build them up. That’s a sure sign they’re trying to make up a shortage in a particular department by having extra personnel around for support. I’m full-blooded Sicilian Italian and I assure you I’m not short in any department. I will admit I have a big ego and I have so much testosterone that when I walk by a group of women they immediately sprout beards. Just so you know that last comment doesn’t apply to Italian women as most of them already have enough facial hair to go around.

Tuscini starts to walk the hallways again and the cameraman keep his up with him. James stops in front of the entrance area where the wrestlers will be making their entrance for their matches.

I’m one of the newest members in Sin City Wrestling and I wish to thank Management for taking action on the suggestions of a few of the current wrestlers on the Roster to consider me for employment. I wasn’t actively looking for another wrestling federation to work in. It just happened that some of the wrestlers here who knew me from other federations took it on their own to contact Management about me. When the offer came in, and I realized that the level of talent here was better than the wrestling federation I was in, I accepted the offer. That’s the benefit of having served out your current contract which puts you into a free agent situation where you have the ability to stay or leave for a better offer. I feel accepted and appreciated here. I found out a short time ago that I’m scheduled to perform in a Triple Threat match this Sunday evening. Before you Oooooo and Ahhhhh that I’m in a multi-wrestler match and you think that puts me at a disadvantage let me stop your questions and doubts about me in this match.

Tuscini takes off down the hallway again. He continues to look left and right at the dressing room doors until he comes to the dressing room of Matt Spears where he stops in front of the door.

Matt I don’t know much about you except what the other wrestlers are willing to tell me about you. I saw your Bio but I don’t believe everything wrestlers state on their Bio because all that presents to others is their personal opinions of their talent. It doesn’t reflect how they really think about how they fit in, or don’t fit in, with the other wrestlers and the federation. You also know nothing about me except what’s on my Bio Sheet but I assure you I didn’t lie on mine. What I gleaned from your Bio Sheet, and talking to other wrestlers, is that you appear to have a very low opinion of yourself. You seem to present yourself as being doubtful of your wrestling abilities. Any wrestler who doubts their abilities has already lost before the match has started. I’m always positive going into a match. You never hear me talk about not being happy with myself, or doubting my wrestling abilities, or questioning why I’m in the sport of wrestling. I go into every match with the intent to win. Now, Matt, please remember something as we go into our match. You’ve stated that you love to break the rules to try to get a win. If that’s what you want to do in our match please feel free to do so. I could care less if you violate the rules and get disqualified. A win by disqualification is still a win in the record books for me.

James turns and he is about to walk down the hallway again but he quickly stops and walks up to the dressing room door of Matt Spears.

Matt since you’re so damn unsure of yourself, and you tend to jump in fear of your own shadow, let me leave you with this.

Tuscini raises his fist and pounds on the door of Matt Spears’ dressing room.

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* I’m sure you’re in there Matt! Come out if you want to get it on now! What’s the matter punk? You chicken?

James stands there for about a minute waiting for a response but there is none.

Just what I expected. All talk and no action.

James turns and heads off down the hallway to look for the dressing room of Chris Burden. As he’s walking he passes other Sin City Wrestling wrestlers. Some ignore him and others send a welcome and a wave his way. One of the women wrestlers passes by and as James gives her a second look he ends up bumping into the big guy Casey Williams.

Why don’t you watch where the hell you’re going?

Excuse me Casey but we both bumped into each other so we’re both at fault and both of us should apologize.

I’m not gonna apologize to you. By the way what the hell are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be hanging out with those Jersey Shore rejects and pounding Snookie?

Under normal circumstances that would be enough for me to pound the person making the comment but I’m gonna go easy on you. I’m here because I’m assigned to a Triple Threat match on Sunday evening. If you want to get it on with me why don’t you talk to Management and have them schedule us for a match?

Be careful what you ask for as you might just get it.

That’s what I’m hoping for. To get you in the ring to show you I’m the boss of you.

Casey shoves James out of the way and he continues down the hallway with Tuscini standing there shaking his head over how people can be so inconsiderate. James turns to continue his long walk down the hallways where he finally comes to the dressing room of Chris Burden.

Holy crap Chris! I’ve heard of wrestlers getting the leftovers of dressing rooms to where I classify their dressing room as the Janitor’s Closet but I think your dressing room assignment sunk lower than that. I mean, come on, your dressing room is so far away from the other dressing rooms that if it was any farther away it would be out where the port-a-potties for the fans are located. I’m new here but at least I received a plush dressing room close to the rest of the Roster and close to the entrance area.

James bursts out laughing and then he recovers so he can continue with his comments.

So you’re Chris Burden eh? From what I’ve heard from talking to wrestlers who have seen you around, you apparently have about as much wrestling ability as a legless frog, and you drink to excess. That’s okay with me. If you want to flop around the ring, like a drunken legless frog, go for it. I’ve been told that you also like to break the rules to get a cheap win. As I told Matt please feel free to break the rules if you want. If you get disqualified, which would likely happen, then I’ll gladly take a win by disqualification. I would beat on your dressing room door, like I did to Matt Spears, to spook you like I did him, but you may have been watching when I did that to him so you would be prepared. Oh well I’ll wait until our match to show you what else I have available to scare the piss out of you.

James turns and makes the extremely long walk from Chris Burden’s way-out-in-the-back-of-the-arena dressing room and it seems like it takes forever for him to arrive at his own dressing room. Once there he invites the cameraman to join him so everyone can see the level of dressing room assigned to him. As the cameraman enters we see a plush dressing room with a red, white, and green theme like the Italian national colors. James sits down on the chair next to the couch and the cameraman sets up his camera to get a shot of James. Once the camera is set up Tuscini asks the cameraman to pull up a chair and take a seat. The cameraman sits near his camera so he can glimpse the shot now and then to make adjustments if necessary.

As everyone can see I have a very nice dressing room considering I’m a new guy in the house. I’m not sure what Chris and Matt have in their dressing rooms but I can use my imagination. I venture a guess that with you, Matt, being afraid of the dark and your shadow that your dressing room came equipped with very bright lights facing in every direction to eliminate shadows. I’m sure they gave you a clear plastic shower curtain so you wouldn’t get paranoid wondering who is on the other side of an opaque one. We wouldn’t want to see you freak out in a shower scene from the movie Psycho would we? Then what about you Chris? Probably the reason they put you out near the port-a-potties is that they figured since you’re drink to excess that you’re probably gonna be puking a lot. Having a dressing room without an inside bathroom requires you to run outside the use the port-a-potties to empty your stomach before crawling back inside your bottle of booze.

James again has to stop to let out a hearty laugh.

We are going to perform in San Bernardino, California. One of you is from Canada and the other is from Chicago so both of you are far away from home. Although I’m a Northern California boy, and being in Southern California leaves a bad taste in my mouth, at least I’m still in my home State. The only good part is that San Bernardino is half way between Los Angeles and Palm Springs in what they call the Inland Empire. Far enough away from Los Angeles to not have to deal with the crazy people over there and far enough away from Palm Springs to not have to deal with the snobs there.

James stands up and he walks behind the chair to stand behind it. The cameraman adjusts the camera angle to ensure he maintains a clear shot of Tuscini.

Boys, yes I will call you two boys as the term men doesn’t seem to be appropriate in your case, you need to be ready for some damn tough wrestling. Without a doubt if this match comes down to only wrestling skills and our abilities in the wrestling ring I will win easily. We’ve already discussed that if the two of you want to violate the rules I will gladly accept when the Referee disqualifies you and I win the match. I would rather win by submission or pinfall but I’ll take the win however it legally comes to me. However, should the two of you cheat your asses off, and if the Referee fails to do their job by issuing disqualifications, then all hell is gonna break loose and you two will be on the receiving end. If the Referee allows you two to continue to break the rules without punishment then they’re not gonna punish me for returning the favor. I prefer to do this match legally but I’m more than able to mix it up any way you want to and still come out with the win.

Tuscini motions to the cameraman to follow him to the dressing room door. Once at the door James makes his closing comments.

I know you two want to win. Wanting a win and actually accomplishing it are entirely different concepts. Where you two doubt your ability to win a wrestling match I ooze confidence in my abilities in the wrestling ring. Where you two feel the need to run scared and cheat I feel the need to obey the rules and beat the cheating nonsense out of you. When my hand is raised in victory don’t be upset. Instead of getting mad that I defeated you accept it and learn from your mistakes. You really don’t have a choice as I will have my hand raised in victory and there’s nothing you can do to stop that from happening. You two aren’t sure of your abilities in the ring but I’m very sure what I am capable of. In fact I’m so sure of myself that the company Helen Of Troy, Limited, the makers of Sure personal hygiene products, has decided to make a new Sure fragrance in honor of me. They will call it “Guido” and it is a combination of Sandalwood and Olive Oil. Trust me that it will make you smell so good people will want to eat you.

James motions like he’s putting on the Sure “Guido” product. He sniffs the air and lets out a contented sigh of approval.

Guys, well how about that I promoted you from boys to guys, considering how badly I plan on beating down you two I would like to ask the Network to post a sound byte for you to listen to that depicts what you two will be screaming as I beat you down.

http://vid772.photobucket.com/albums/yy3/a...zpszml7xjze.mp4

The Network presents the sound byte for the viewers to hear. When the sound byte is done Tuscini smiles and then he opens the dressing room door. He thanks the cameraman for his time to air his segment. The cameraman thanks James for the kind words.

Matt, Chris, you know the saying that goes “Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out” right? My version of it is “I will slam the door hard into your asses on your way out after I defeat you!”After you lose to me if you want to ask Management for another match with me please do so. I’m up for a match at any time, with any rules, in any location, under any circumstances, and against any wrestler.

James pretends that Spears and Burden are standing in the doorway facing the hallway as he slams the door shut.

The scene ends and the Network cuts to a commercial break.

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Character Building Roleplays / This Is Who I Am

« on: February 17, 2016, 11:57:48 AM »

The cameras are rolling and we see backstage reporter Scott Oliver, also known as "Stoner" standing outside the dressing room of the newest member of Sin City Wrestling James "Guido" Tuscini. The hallway is blocked off at the nearest intersections and there are many fans hanging out behind the barricade to get a glimpse of Tuscini. We don't have to wait long before the dressing room door opens and James Tuscini steps out to stand next to Scott Oliver for his first interview in SCW.

SCOTT OLIVER: Welcome to Sin City Wrestling James. The fans would like to know who you are and what you are about.

JAMES TUSCINI: Aren't you the one who has the nickname "Stoner?"

SCOTT OLIVER: Yep! That's me!

JAMES TUSCINI: Here I am a clean-living guy and I have to be interviewed by a stoner? Geez!

SCOTT OLIVER: And I have to stand here and interview someone with the nickname "Guido?"

JAMES TUSCINI: I will explain that nickname later. What do you and the fans want to know about me?

SCOTT OLIVER: We already know you are 32 years old and you come from San Francisco, California. We know you've been in wrestling for a good part of your life but we don't know what Wrestling Federations you've been involved in or what Titles, if any, you've held. Do you care to give us some information on that?

JAMES TUSCINI: I made it clear on my Bio Sheet, which was made public to everyone, that whatever accomplishments I have in other Wrestling Federations has no bearing on my current assignment in Sin City Wrestling. I know a lot of wrestlers transfer from one Federation to another and they bring all their past accomplishments with them. I could care less if someone won every Title Belt in some other Federation if they're not accomplishing anything here in SCW. If they haven't accomplished anything here then whatever they've accomplished in the past is useless information. The only thing you and the fans need to know is what I accomplish here in Sin City Wrestling. That means you need to pay attention and watch what I accomplish here.

SCOTT OLIVER: Okay so what are your goals to accomplish here in SCW?

JAMES TUSCINI: I've built my wrestling career on always performing to the best of my abilities. I hate watching' wrestlers with great wrestling talent give weak performances just so they can collect a paycheck. I also hate wrestlers who have pathetic wrestling talent trying to make it look like they are one of the best in the business. If you suck, you suck, and you need to come to grips with that fact and accept it. Both make me want to puke. I always give my best effort and whether I win or lose a wrestling match always know I'm here to have fun and enjoy what I do best and that is performing in the wrestling ring.

SCOTT OLIVER: What's this thing with your Uncle, I believe you mentioned his name is Pinky, who also lives in San Francisco, claiming he's a member of the Italian Mafia and he keeps asking you to join the Italian Mafia with him?

JAMES TUSCINI: Way back in the day when I was a little boy my Uncle Pinky worked as a Door Man at the Mark Hopkins Hotel in San Francisco. He felt degraded having to do menial work, for Minimum Wage, so he created this fantasy world where he believes he's a member of the Italian Mafia. He claims to have done hits for the Italian Mafia in San Francisco but he's not telling the truth. Uncle Pinky has so much trouble killing a fly or a cockroach in his home that I know he could never pull off killing another human. Since Uncle Pinky had issues with doing a basic labor job as a Door Man he thinks I'm doing our family an insult by having a career in wrestling. My Uncle calls me "Guido" which is our family term for a lower class of Italian, a working-class Italian, who is unable to find a better line of work. Tha's what they used to call my Uncle Pinky when he was a Door Man and that's why he made up his Italian Mafia stories. He's actually told me that wrestling is faked and that we're just like actors in a movie who pretend to do things. I keep telling him we're athletes who have to be in great shape as we perform some hellacious maneuvers that would hurt those who are not well trained. Even with this mindset Uncle Pinky actively watches wrestling and his favorite wrestler of all time was Bruno Sammartino, an Italian wrestler, who used to be in American Wrestling Association which operated in the San Francisco area for many decades. Secretly Uncle Pinky roots for me when I wrestle and he really gets into wrestling so that's why I named my primary Finisher the Mafia Hit to stroke my Uncle's ego a bit.

SCOTT OLIVER: Oh man that's some funny stuff. So to recap what you've said you're here in Sin City Wrestling to perform as a wrestler, in any type of match, against anyone they send your way, and your concept is to perform to the best of your abilities and to have fun and that you are not obsessing about trying to win Title Belts. Is that correct?

JAMES TUSCINI: Yes you got it right Scott.

SCOTT OLIVER: And you have an Uncle who had a career of menial labor so he created this persona that he's really a hit man in the Italian Mafia, he tells you wrestling is fake, but he loves watching wrestling, and he thinks you are a common working class Italian doing menial labor for wanting to be a wrestler instead of a Door Man or pretending to be a Mafia hit man like him?

JAMES TUSCINI: Yep.

SCOTT OLIVER: What about the rest of your family or is that too private that you may want to answer?

JAMES TUSCINI: I'll answer as I've nothing to hide. My mother passed away in July 2011 and she had Alzheimer's which is a terrible thing. She didn't recognize the rest of the family any longer. Her real given name on her Birth Certificate was Italia del Ferrando but she was teased as a kid going to school in San Francisco so she chose Geraldine as her first name. She also didn't like her family much for treating her like a slave girl so she adopted her step-father's last name of Jackson. Father died many years previously. I'm the only child of my parents and all of my mother's brothers are deceased except for Uncle Pinky. I can't help but laugh that my Uncle's given name is Pinky del Ferrando. Sure does sound like an Italian Mafia name eh? I'm not married and I don't have a girlfriend.

When the single women in the crowd hear that James Tuscini isn't married they start cheering, cat calling, and whistling at him.

JAMES TUSCINI: Tone it down ladies! I'm single but I'm not after having a bunch of groupies stalking me. When the time comes for me to find a nice woman to hang out with I will be the one to make that selection. To continue I also don't own a pet since I travel in my wrestling career and I don't want stress a pet out with the travel requirements. Leaving my pet at home to have Uncle Pinky take care of him wouldn't work either.

SCOTT OLIVER: Thanks James. That was nice of you to answer a question like that. Now I wish to ask you some tough questions. You are not going all-out to win Title Belts. You said you are not here to try to get into feuds with other wrestlers. You just want to have fun doing what you do the best and that is wrestling. But you know there are always people in every wrestling federation who feel the need to pick on others, to insult them, to demean them, to make jokes about them. You realize that with you being Italian that's likely to bring up some crude comments and jokes. So when that happens what do you plan to do about it?

JAMES TUSCINI: Great question Scott. If someone wants to insult me by claiming I'm a reject from the Jersey Shore television show, or if they want to make fun of my family members for wishing they really were in the Italian Mafia, and if they want to hurl insults my way, make fun of me, and worse if they want to get physical with me outside of a wrestling match then they need to take heed of some of the lyrics from my entrance music, Face Fisted by Dethklok and let me recite some of them for you.

SCOTT OLIVER: Please do.

JAMES TUSCINI: I chose Face Fisted by Dethklok due to the following lyrics which depict that I'm the type of guy who, if you mess with me, you will get back double what you give to me. Lyrics such as: SO STRONG IS MY FACE YOU PUNCH BREAK FINGERS, KICK ME YOU'RE LIMPING, STAB ME YOU'RE BLEEDING, I'M STRONG, YOU'RE NOT for example. Then you have the lyrics: I'M MAKING TIME FOR FIGHTING, I'M CLEARING TIME FOR HITTING, WE'LL MEET AND I WILL BEAT YOU is another. Skipping the cursing part of the song we go into the following lyrics: YOU THINK YOU ARE SO TOUGH, YOU'RE LIVING BLUFF, I WILL PUT YOU DOWN, I WILL MAKE YOU DROWN, I WILL MAKE YOU BLEED, I CANNOT FEEL PAIN, I AM VICTORY, I WRITE HISTORY, FEEL MY FIST ON YOUR FACE, YOU HATE THIS, I FEEL GREAT really tells how I will get revenge on those who attack me. So, Scott, to put is as plainly as I can I'm not here to start fights. I'm not here to start feuds. I'm not here to hurt anyone. I'm not here to talk in Italian or with an Italian accent as I was born and grew up in San Francisco so I speak clear California English. I'm here to wrestle in the matches Management assigns me and I'm here to have fun. Anyone who feels the need to attack me, or have people attack me during a match to obtain a cheap win, will feel my wrath and they won't like what they feel.

SCOTT OLIVER: Well you sure put it out there for everyone to hear. Thank you for your time to hold this interview with me. This is "Stoner" Scott Oliver saying welcome to James Tuscini to Sin City Wrestling.

The interview is over and James Tuscini turns and walks to his dressing room where he enters and then closes the door behind him. Once the door is closed the cameraman cuts his feed.

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