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Isn’t he a fictional character???
James: That’s okay Uncle. I understand how difficult it is being inside the wrestling ring with professional wrestlers. For now we’ll put The Family Tag Team on hold but if an opportunity comes up and Management asks us to perform in a Tag Team match we can do it again. As for me and Dmitri as Unholy Alliance I feel until both of us are totally out of contention for any Championships we will not be doing the Tag Team thing again for some time.
â€BEING CHALLENGED IN LIFE IS INEVITABLE, BEING DEFEATED IS OPTIONAL†Roger Crawford
Pinky: Several weeks ago we saw an alignment and association between Joshua Acquin with me and James. Maybe everyone feels it was just idle talk. Nothing idle about it. Joshua came to us and indicated he respects James and his work in the ring and James responded to Acquin that he also respects Acquin’s work in the ring. Our agreement with Acquin is to keep an eye on others to ensure there are no attempts from to interfere in their matches.
James: At Climax Control 191 Acquin got his request to face Kris for the Roulette Championship granted. At Climax Control 192 we see Joshua Acquin take on Kris for the Roulette Championship. Can Acquin defeat Kris for the Roulette Championship? With very few exceptions everyone on the Sin City Wrestling roster can defeat anyone else on the roster on any given day. We will be watching Acquin’s match and if someone attempts to interfere on behalf of Kris to screw Acquin out of the match we will take appropriate action.
Pinky: What’s that quote you read to me the other day James?
James: It was â€Being challenged in life is inevitable, being defeated is optional†by Roger Crawford. This is the concept that myself and Joshua Acquin work on. We know wrestling is challenging. We know some opponents are more challenging than others. But we also understand that defeat is optional and we are not going to allow defeat to enter into our matches at Climax Control 192.
Pinky: I hope Kris and Griffin Hawkins are listening the taking notes.
WHAT CAN GRIFFIN HAWKINS EXPECT IN THIS UPCOMING MATCH?
James: Griffin I wish to explain to you what you are in for in this match. Remember that you demanded a Briefcase match against Ryan Keys but Management wasn’t going to give into your whining and demanding and just hand you want you wanted. No, Hawkins, they threw a curve ball at you by telling you the only way you could get a shot at Ryan Keys and the Internet Championship is to defeat ME in a Briefcase match.
Pinky: Griffin are you aware of the saying that goes something like the following? Be careful what you ask for as you might just get it. There is another one that goes Hell is getting what you want. Well, Hawkins, you should have been careful what you asked for, and hell is getting what you want, because you asked for this match and now you have a Briefcase match from Hell against James Tuscini. I can assure you that having dozens of heavily bleeding cuts on your body, and you are in a river or lake filled with hungry Piranha, would be a more enjoyable adventure that what James will put you through in your match.
James: You haven’t been in Sin City wrestling long enough to know that I’ve done exceptionally well in violent matches. I’ve succeeded in Ladder matches, Tables Ladders and Chairs matches, Ultimate X over the pool in a cruise liner matches, Street Fights, you name it. I don’t back down from anything or anyone. I don’t take steps backward I take steps forward. I don’t get intimidated by anyone for any reason as I’m the “Intimidator.†When you step into the ring with me Sunday evening I want you to make sure you’ve signed the waiver that states if you suffer injuries, or if you end up injured to the point where you either have to take off many weeks to recover or retire from wrestling, that you will not hold Sin City Wrestling or myself liable for your injuries which are a result of your arrogance and stupidity.
Pinky: I know what you’ll say next Griffin. You’ll state that, well by golly gee, you’ve defeated Steve Ramone and Ryan Keys so you deserve this Championship shot. James is currently 5-1 against Ryan Keys. We lost track how many times James has defeated Steve Ramone but I believe it is at least four times. In fact, Griffin, James and Ryan Keys have kicked the crap out of Steve Ramone so many times that Ramone hasn’t had to run to the bathroom to take a shit for six months. So if you want to claim that one win over Ramone, and one win over Ryan Keys, qualifies you to have a shot at the Internet Championship then take the nine wins James has over Ryan and Steve and you realize James is more deserving of an Internet Championship Title match than you’ll ever be. Maybe in your empty deluded drug-infused mind you think you are qualified for a shot at a Championship but that’s all it is. You “think†you should get a shot at the Championship but James and I KNOW that James earned every Title shot he’s been given.
THE SHIT IS ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN
James and Pinky take a short break to eat several donuts and down some soda. While they’re enjoying their snacks, which by the way nobody else in the Conference Room but James and Pinky have snacks, some of the reporters start yelling out questions for James and Pinky to answer. This really pisses Pinky del Ferrando off as he already told them he and James will talk, they will listen, and they will not ask questions.
Pinky: I told you punk asses there will be no questions! I know you understand English. What part of THERE WILL BE NO QUESTIONS AT THIS PRESS CONFERENCE are you not understanding?
The reporters in the audience get belligerent and start yelling insulting things at James and Pinky. This infuriates Pinky del Ferrando and we cannot help but gasp and laugh when we see Pinky picking up donuts from the tray on the table and he starts hurling them into the audience. We laugh especially hard when a jelly-filled donut smacks the smart ass reporter square in the face and the jelly filling gushes out and covers the reporter. Security personnel rush onto the platform to protect James and Pinky from the rowdy crowd. James and Pinky decide to make final comments before leaving the Conference Room.
Pinky: Now you’ve done it! You’ve crossed over the line! You’ve pissed us off! Thanks a lot because we’re gonna take this anger into the match against Griffin Hawkins and kick his sorry ass from ring post to ring post!
James: Griffin when I take possession of the Briefcase, and I’m declared the winner of the match, I’ll make sure to smack the briefcase into your head and into your face. I want you to suffer the loss to me in the match. I want you to suffer your failure to obtain the Number One Contendership for the Internet Championship. I want you to suffer several Briefcase shots to your head. I put up with months of Steve Ramone demanding shots at Championships he didn’t earn the right to challenge for and then you come along and do the same thing he did. You bring your self-righteous ass to the ring. You bring your stupid demands for things you don’t deserve to the ring. You bring your punk ass to the ring. I also want you to pay attention as I’m beating you into the nearest Intensive Care Unit. Your days are numbered Hawkins. The only number I’m concerned about is the number ONE as in I’m the Number One Contender for the Internet Championship!
Pinky: You people in New Zealand can kiss my ass! You claim to be some of the nicest people on the planet and then we come down here and get disrespected by you. Rot in Hell for your actions against us!
James and Pinky walk off the platform with Security personnel walking with them to prevent the locals from physically attacking them. They escort the two to the door of the Conference Room where they exit the Conference Room into the hallway to head back to their dressing room. The Network cuts to a commercial break.
Pinky: Well for one thing I’m 64 years of age. Another thing is I’m not trained as a full-time wrestler as the rest of you are. So this sleepwear, which young folks like you might call “longjohns,†was all I had available. If you want to be a jerk about it James I guess I could go out and purchase a very nice pair of thong trunks like those Ryan Keys wears? Wouldn’t you like me to come dressed in a thong so I can show my junk to everyone? Yeah, James, you wanna see a 64 year old man in a thong with his junk hanging out?
James: Nevermind. Wear the longjohns. But I do have a question for you. There’s a flap on the backside of the longjohns. I see a few buttons holding the flap closed. Aren’t you worried you might pop a button or two, the flap will pop open, and you might moon the fans in the arena?
Pinky: That’s the chance the fans are taking and we can only hope the censors have their finger on the censor button. Ha ha ha! Anyway let’s get to the training.
James and Pinky move to the center of the ring and James instructs Pinky how to execute some basic wrestling maneuvers. However in this Tag Team Battle Royal until it comes down to the last two teams the moves need to be structured to toss opponents over the top rope so that they will land on the arena floor to eliminate their team. James doesn’t have the time available to fully train Pinky in all the wrestling moves available so if their Tag Team, THE FAMILY, ends up as one of the last two, it might be difficult for them to win but they can give it their best shot as you never know what might happen. After a long training and sparring session James feels he’s done as much as he can with Pinky so they end the training session, exit the ring, grab towels to dry off, and bottles of water to drink.
WHO ARE THE OTHER FOUR TEAMS INVOLVED IN THE TAG TEAM BATTLE ROYAL?
Pinky: By the way James you haven’t told me who the other Tag Teams are who are involved in the Tag Team Battle Royal. I would like to think about how the match will go during our flight to New Zealand.
James: Sorry Uncle. In my rush to get you trained to wrestle I forgot to tell you who we are facing. The other four Tag Teams we will be up against in this match include the following. Black Sheep consisting of Porter and Killian Sweete. The Monstimals consisting of Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson. London Underground consisting of Daniel Morgan and Osbourne. The fourth team we are up against is Horace Jackson and Travis Nathaniel Andrews.
Pinky: All great tag teams with Black Sheep and Monstimals working together for a long time. With the other two Tag Teams I’m only familiar with TNA and I know he can be a damn tough competitor. So all we have to do is eliminate three of the four Tag Teams then it comes down to us and the other remaining team with the winner being crowned Sin City Wrestling Tag Team Champions?
James: Easier said than done Uncle. However please remember the sign I showed you the other day about the monkey and remember the saying If you’re gonna fight, fight like you’re the third Monkey on the ramp to Noah’s Ark. And brother, it’s starting to rain. At least if you put up the best fight you can and still lose you can hold your head high knowing you did the best you could.
Pinky: Thanks for the training and encouragement. I will give it my best shot and it will be fun to see what I am capable of accomplishing in the wrestling ring. Let’s get home and get packed so we can catch our flight to New Zealand. I want to get there so we can get settled in and relax for a time before our match at Climax Control 190.
James turns to the cameraman and the cameraman doesn’t need an explanation to know what he needs to do. He immediately cuts his camera feed and our screen goes dark for a moment before the Network throws up a commercial break.
