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Climax Control Archives / Tag You're It!
« on: January 07, 2020, 08:00:24 AM »
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Climax Control Archives / Bea Barnhart's Debut in Sin City Wrestling
« on: January 02, 2020, 09:46:25 AM »
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Character Building Roleplays / test
« on: December 14, 2019, 07:05:06 PM »
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Supercard Archives / Bill Barnhart Vs Jake Raab
« on: December 02, 2019, 04:08:37 PM »
 READY TO GO

Narrator:  Although Bill Barnhart lost his qualifier match against Caleb Storms at Climax Control 253, so Caleb Storms advances to the Heavyweight Championship match at December 2 Dismember IV, Bill Barnhart is in a great mood as he has a match December 2 Dismember IV and he is always happy when he gets to perform in a wrestling match. I am done with my lead-in comments so I turn you over to Bill Barnhart to give you the rest of the story.

The scene shifts to ringside at the Gold Coast Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada, where Sin City Wrestling is holding their December 2 Dismember IV event. The camera pans around the ringside area and when it passes the table where Belinda Simone and Jason Adams perform their announcing duties we see Bill Barnhart sitting at their table. Bill is wearing black jeans, a black pullover shirt, and black athletic shoes, and he is leaning back in the chair with his feet up on the desk.. We do not see Bea or Iris in camera view so we make the assumption they are not joining Bill today for this presentation.

Bill:  Hi and welcome to my presentation for today. Before I launch into my comments for my match against Jake Raab at December 2 Dismember IV I need to comment on something Alex Jones aired in his comments leading up to our match at Climax Control 255. Alex said that I worked in a wrestling federation called Red State Wrestling. I guess the numerous losses Jones took recently, along with his fixation on Senor Vinnie, has warped his brain. I have never heard of Red State Wrestling so for damn sure I have never worked there. I did about a year in Red Sun Wrestling where I became the Heavyweight Champion on September 30, 2019, at their Full Throttle Pay-per-View, by defeating the then current Champion Matt Shields. About a month later Red Sun Wrestling decided to close up shop and close their doors so when Red Sun Wrestling was retired they retired me as their reigning Heavyweight Champion. But I am not here to correct Alex Jones and make him look stupid as he manages to do a really good job of making himself look like a fool. With that said I will toss Jones to the trash heap and move on to talk about my upcoming match at December 2 Dismember IV.

Bill takes his feet off the top of the table then he stands up and walks over to the ring and he points to the ring.

Bill: This wrestling ring before me is the wrestling ring where I will face off against Jake Raab in a Roulette Rules match. Although it is not specifically mentioned both of us can assume that a win under Roulette Rules might lead to more Roulette Rules matches and likely a shot at the Roulette Championship. For those of you who doubt me I am here to tell you I am in this match to win. I am not here to play a clown and amuse you with slapstick. I am here to dazzle and amaze you with my superior wrestling abilities. Simply put I AM READY TO GO! Ready to take on Jake Raab. Ready to defeat Jake Raab, Ready to humiliate Jake Raab. Ready to dazzle the fans. Ready to earn another shot at another Championship. Get ready to see a performance at a level you have not seen for a long time. Get ready to receive an overdose of my superior wrestling. And for those of you who will immediately remind me that I previously lost a match to Jake Raab by pinfall at Climax Control 246, I admit I took a loss as I took Jake a bit lightly and it cost me the match. I will give you the saying that if someone gets over on you once shame on them. If they get over on you twice shame on you. There will be no shame on me as I will soundly defeat Jake Raab at December 2 Dismember IV. Thanks for tuning in with me for this portion of my presentation. I will continue with my presentation later today. We are taking Iris to the dog park so she can get some exercise and when we are done I will give you the rest of my presentation.

TAKING OTHERS LIGHTLY

We return to Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, and this time they are in the broadcast studio to present comments on their match at December 2 Dismember IV.

Bill:  Everyone needs to know I am ready to go in my match against Jake Raab. I imagine that Jake, having achieved a pinfall victory over me at Climax Control 246, probably feels over-confident. Taking that concept into consideration I wish to remind you that Alex Jones took me lightly and by taking me lightly he took himself lightly and he lost to me. Regardless of the name of the person you are wrestling against, or their physical appearance, or their level of education, or how long they have been in the sport of wrestling, you need to take all opponents seriously. Alex Jones forgot that  concept in the sport of wrestling so he took me lightly and lost the match. I guess Alex can find happiness in the fact that the Cincinnati Bengals National Football League team is currently 1-11-0 so they suck more than he does.

Bea:  So what are you thinking coming into this match Jake? Are you going to be over-confident and take Bill lightly or are you going to take Bill seriously and protect yourself from taking a very quick loss to him?

Bill: Many wrestlers keep looking behind when they dwell on their losses. It is like someone driving a car and looking in their rearview mirror, or over their shoulder, then they have an accident when they run into vehicles in front of them because they were not paying attention. Or the videos you have seen where someone is so into talking on their cell phones they fall into an open hole or walk into a wall. Are you looking forward or backward Jake? Are you coming into our match cautious and aware of who you are facing or are you coming into our match over-confident and unaware of what is going on in the match? Honestly it does not matter what you do or say or hope of wish for as the end result of our match is a win for me.

Iris wanders around in front of Bill and Bea. She is not really doing anything but she is sniffing around probably to find out where the food is located.

Bea:  Come on Iris! You just ate less than an hour ago! No way you can still be hungry!

Bill:  I think Iris is sniffing out where Pete the Cactus is. At my match with Alex Jones she seemed to have an attraction to Pete. Not sure what is going on there. Iris has a crush on Uga the Bulldog at University of Georgia in Athens, Georgia. If he finds out Iris might have something for a cactus he might dump her.

Bill and Bea enjoy a laugh at the expense of Iris. She looks at Daddy Bill and Mommy Bea and snorts her disapproval of them making fun of her.

READY TO GO FOR MY MATCH

Bill:  Hey, Jake, are you ready to go for our match? You know damn well I am ready as I am ready for every match. I hope the Roulette wheel lands on a spot that provides for an extremely vicious match or no rules match. Why would I hope for that Jake? So I can put you away, once and for all, with your claims of being such a bad ass because you are a former MMA personality. I say the term former tells me all I need to know. There has to be a good reason you left MMA and moved into wrestling. Maybe the going was too tough for you over there and you thought wrestling would be a less bumpy road to travel. That, Jake, is why I hope for the Roulette wheel to land on a spot that gives us the most vicious match we can get. That way when I defeat you there is no room for you, or anyone else, to try to make the claim that I did not earn the victory over you.

Bea:  As the Manager for Bill I feel the need to add to his comments. Yes, Jake, we know that many wrestlers transitioned from MAA, UFC, and many other sports, to pursue a career in wrestling. Each person who did so has their reason why they did it.

Bill:  Jake I did not transition from another sport into wrestling thinking it was an easier sport to function in. I have never backed down from any wrestling match regardless of the rules of the match or if it was a no-rules match. I have endured the most brutal matches ever known to the sport of wrestling and most were against my half-brother Chris Shipman. Some of those vile and brutal matches have been permanently banned but that does not take away from me the fact that I won more of those now banned matches against Chris Shipman than he won against me. I know what I desire and hope for in our match. But, Jake, what do you hope and desire in our match? I will tell you what you need to hope for and desire in our match is that I defeat you quickly so less damage will be inflicted upon you. I will make you regret signing your signature on the contract to wrestle me in this Roulette Rules match at December 2 Dismember IV.

Bea:  That is all the comments we wish to present today. Thanks for joining us. We look forward to the match Bill has against Jake Raab at December 2 Dismember IV.

The crew in the broadcast studio place their camera into a slow fade out. While the scene is fading we see Bill and Bea thanking the studio crew for their services and then the scene goes to black.

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Climax Control Archives / Not Yourself
« on: November 28, 2019, 08:46:20 AM »
 NOT YOURSELF

Narrator:  Most people know that Bill Barnhart is an outstanding wrestler but what they do not know is that Bill is a Philanthropist. That means a person who seeks to promote the welfare of others especially by the generous donation of money to good causes. That is why Bill participates in numerous fundraising events, in contests against his English Bulldog Iris, to raise money for good causes. It does not matter which of them wins as the money raised goes to help others. They have held pizza eating contests, burping contests, and even a farting contest, as fundraisers to raise money for organizations. Today we are going to show you the video of the farting contest Bill and Iris had, as a fundraising event to raise money for Gwinnett County, Georgia, to help single mothers who need assistance in keeping a home, food, clothing, and services, for their family. The event took place on August 19, 2018 at Georgia Gymnastics Academy located at 98 Patterson Road in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Enjoy the video.

BILL AND IRIS FARTING CONTEST FUNDRAISING EVENT

Video of fundraising event from August 19, 2018

The scene opens with a shot of the inside of Georgia Gymnastics Academy located at 98 Patterson Road in Lawrenceville, Georgia, where we see Bill, Bea, and Iris Barnhart sitting at a table in the lobby.

Bea:  Thanks for joining us today. A month ago we had a Pepperoni Pizza eating contest between Bill and Iris at Marcos Pizza on Sugarloaf Parkway in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Bill won the pizza eating contest by one-quarter of a slice so Iris was disappointed and accused Daddy Bill of cheating. Her disappointment was short-lived when the Manager of Marcos Pizza sent Iris home with a large Pepperoni Pizza just for her. When we got home you cannot imagine how quickly Iris downed that large pizza.

Bill:  Today we have a fundraiser where the money from this fundraiser is going to help single mothers who need assistance in keeping a home, food, clothing, and services, for their family. This one is an event men will understand. It is a farting contest between myself and Iris. For those who know Iris understand she can knock a Boeing 747, flying at 40,000 feet, out of the sky with one of her nasty farts, so I am sure she is gonna give me one hell of a challenge. Iris I know you want revenge on me for kicking your ass in the Pepperoni Pizza eating contest but I am here to tell you that you are going down in defeat again! I am confident you cannot out-stinky-fart me today!

Iris growls and snorts at Daddy Bill to show him she is in control of this farting contest.

Iris:  *Growl!* *Snort!*

Bill responds by growling and snorting back at Iris and then he hugs her and gives her a kiss on the nose.

Bill:  *Growl!* *Snort!*  Ha ha ha! You sure are funny Iris. I love you so much let me give you a kiss on the nose. It does not matter if I lose a stinky fart contest, or even next year at our annual Pepperoni Pizza eating contest, because we are doing fundraising for great causes.

Bea:  Are you two ready to rock, or should I say blow some smoke, and finish the stinky fart contest fundraising event for today?

Bill and Iris look over at Bea and then the two look at each other and have a stare-down.

Bea:  Here is how the farting contest fundraiser works. Bill and Iris can eat any of the various and interesting foods on these tables to fire themselves up for their stinky fart contest. We have some great smell-producing foods here today. Pepperoni pizza, sauerkraut, boiled eggs, onions, vinegar, sardines, soda, beer, and a host of other things. When I say GO! you two have a maximum of thirty minutes to do your thing. The winner is either the first person, or dog, to let out a fart that the fans here inside Georgia Gymnastics Academy decide is the worst they have ever encountered, or one of you concede the victory to the other. Ready? GO!!!

Bill and Iris chow down on all the stuff that will enable them to release stinky farts. Bill tries for an early win by bending over, pressing on his stomach, and trying to release a stinky fart. He lets one fly but not a smelly one. Iris takes a different approach by eating and eating and eating and holding it in. Bill tries for another win but again he has not given the food enough time to create toxic stuff inside of him.

Bea:  Ten minutes have passed. Unfortunately no stinky farts have been passed yet. Come on everyone! Get loud and cheer for Bill and Iris!

The crowd starts cheering with half of them cheering for Iris and the other half cheering for Bill. When Iris hears her name being chanted by the crowd she downs a hell of a lot more food to get her insides churning.

Bea:  Twenty minutes have passed. Come on you two you can do better than this. Especially you Iris!

We see a look of betrayal on the face of Bill as it appears Bea is cheering for Iris. He downs a lot of sodas to get the carbonation churning in his stomach. Suddenly, and without any indication that Iris was ready to let go, Iris spins around a few times and she lets out one of the loudest and, without a doubt, one of most vile, disgusting, and toxic farts ever recorded on Planet Earth. Her fart is so nasty that people in attendance are choking and gasping and a few of them have fainted. As the stench from the fart of Iris rise and come in contact with the smoke detectors and fire sprinklers the smoke detectors start sounding an alarm and the fire sprinklers fire off sending a cascade of water down on into the gym and soaking everyone inside.

Bill:  I GASP conceded to you Iris! CHOKE Just me get the hell GAG out of here so I can breathe!

Iris is declared the winner of the stinky fart fundraising contest. The people inside the Gym are desperately trying to get outside. We see the Gwinnett County Fire Department Hazardous Material Clean-up Crew that arrived on the scene.

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Bill, Bea, Iris, and the cameraman, get out and walk up to the gate of the dog park. They notice on the signs at the entrance of the dog park that the first warning is AGGRESSIVE DOGS AND DOGS IN HEAT ARE PROHIBITED.  The four walk into the gate and let Iris off her leash to run around. Not thirty seconds of being in the dog park an aggressive dog runs up to Iris snarling and growling and trying to bite her. Iris ignores the aggressive dog but once the aggressive dog bites her Iris takes revenge. She snaps at the aggressive dog and with Iris having a big mouth the bite, although not enough to draw blood on the other dog, did make the other dog regret attacking Iris. The owner of the aggressive dog runs up to Bill to complain.

Owner of Aggressive Dog:  What the hell is your problem? Your dog just bit my dog! Do you know aggressive dogs are not allowed in the dog park?

Bill:  Seriously? You do not know who you are dealing with!

Owner of Aggressive Dog:  I do not give a damn who you are! Your dog bit my dog and I am going to sue you!

Bill:  Oh really? It was your dog that attacked Iris. It was your dog who bit Iris first. It was only after your dog bit her that Iris bit back in self defense. I have this cameraman with me to record everything I do so nobody can falsely accuse me. Let me have him run the video back for you.

Bill has the cameraman run the video of the incident at the dog park. When the owner of the aggressive dog sees that it was his dog that was being aggressive, and it was his dog that bit Iris first, and it was Iris who bit his dog in self defense, he backs down and apologizes.

Owner of Aggressive Dog:  Wow! I am sorry about that. I did not see what happened and I assumed your dog was the aggressive one. I will leave the dog park so there will be no more incidents. By the way my name is John and you?

Bill:  I accept your apology. Thanks for understanding and not escalating the incident. My name is Bill Barnhart. I am a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling and we are having our Climax Control 255 wrestling event this Sunday in Primm, Nevada.

Owner of Aggressive Dog:  Oops! Yeah you were right that I had no idea who I was dealing with. I have watched you wrestle but since you are in civilian clothing, and not your wrestling attire, I did not immediately recognize you.

Bill and the owner of the other dog shake hands and part on good terms. Bill sits down on one of the benches in the dog park to continue his comments for this presentation while Bea plays with Iris in the dog park.

IF YOU ARE NOT THE BIG DOG IN THE FIGHT THEN GET OUT OF THE FIGHT

Bill:  Where Do I begin with you Alex? You are like many wrestlers before you. You were once popular. You were once winning a majority of your matches. You used to challenge for Championships. But what happened? Did you wake up one morning, look into the mirror, and wonder who the defeated and deflated person was looking back at you? Did you finally come to the realization that you went from being on top of the world to being under the feet of talented wrestlers? Is that when you gave up trying to win wrestling matches Alex? Is that when you decided drawing a paycheck, even in a loss, was more important than fulfilling your dreams and satisfying yourself and the fans? Do the wrestling history books now include your name along with names associated as being paid to be permanent losers to ensure other wrestlers got wins? Have you stooped that low in your wrestling career that taking a paycheck to make other wrestlers look good seems like a good idea? Then again maybe you are the true Philanthropist as you like sacrificing yourself for the benefit of others. You need to understand something Jones. In my eighteen years in wrestling I have never taken a dive in a match for the benefit of another wrestler. I have been asked to take extra money to take a dive and I told the Management of that wrestling Federation not only NO! but HELL NO!!! Yeah I got released from a few wrestling Federations for refusing to play the role of Jobber but at least I left holding my head high because I was proud of my decision not to play the fool.

Bea and Iris run between Bill and the cameraman which causes Bill to pause his comments until they are out of camera range.

Bill:  That was an analogy that just ran past the camera Alex. You are like Bea chasing Iris. Even though Iris is a chubby overweight slow-witted English Bulldog there is no way Bea can catch up to her and control her. When we are at home and want to give Iris a bath, which is something she freaks out over, we have to trick her into running into the bathroom to hide from us and then we have her trapped in the bathroom and she has no choice but to get a bath. Even though we are able to divert Iris from diving under the bed in her bedroom to keep us away from grabbing her, hauling her into the bathroom to get a bath, then letting her go again, half the time that is still a better percentage than your wins in the wrestling ring lately.

Iris runs between Bill and the cameraman again chased by Bea. This time Bea manages to cause Iris to run to an area in the dog park where there are obstacles for the dogs to play in, on, and around, and Iris gets stuck between two of the obstacles. Bea grabs Iris, attaches the leash to her dog collar, and she drags Iris to a neutral area of the dog park.

Bill: You are like Iris in the incident you just saw. I will maneuver you where I want you to go during our match. I will keep you so confused that instead of you moving to an area of the ring where you can stay away from, or escape, my assaults you will make the mistake of walking right into them. What is the bottom line for our match Alex? I win our match and you walk away the loser. Oh, come on, you should be used to losing by now as you seem to be so good at it. Har har har!!!

Bill informs the cameraman they are done with comments for their presentation. He then motions for Bea to bring Iris to the gate of the dog park so they can exit and drive back to Primm, Nevada. The cameraman keeps focused on the three until they reach their rental car then he cuts his camera feed so he can load his camera equipment into the car.

END OF PRESENTATION


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Climax Control Archives / Qualifier
« on: November 12, 2019, 08:55:20 AM »
 QUALIFIER

Narrator:  Ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls. People of all ages, colors, nations, tribes, and education levels. We have arrived at Climax Control 253 and Bill Barnhart has been assigned a qualifier match against Caleb Storms with the winner of this match moving on in the tournament to face the Heavyweight Champion at December 2 Dismember IV.

The scene opens in the hotel room of Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, located in Anaheim, California, near the Anaheim Convention Center where Sin City Wrestling is holding their event Climax Control 253. Both are sitting on the couch where Bill is casually dressed in gray sweat pants and a gray sweatshirt while Bea is dressed in blue jeans and a white button shirt. We notice Iris sniffing around the hotel room, as she always does, trying to sniff out smells from previous pets that stayed in the room. With Iris her world is all about smells. Food smells come first then the smell of other animals. We will not get into the horrific smells that come from Iris after she over-eats and lets go toxic farts.

Bill:  Thanks for joining us today. At Climax Control 252 there were three matches in the qualifier round and the winners have been set. In the Ben Jordan versus Stephen Callaway match Ben Jordan came away the winner. In the Mark Cross versus Fenris match it was Fenris with the win. In the third qualifier match of Griffin Hawkins versus Austin James Mercer it was Mercer who walked away with the win That left Lachlan Kane, Caleb Storms, or Alex Jones as my opponent in my qualifier match at Climax Control 253. When they drew names it was Caleb Storms who got selected as my victim, I mean opponent, and this should be a good match. Well, okay, a good match for me anyway as I am going to win.

Bea:  Although there are many who are not taking Bill seriously in Sin City Wrestling, and less so in this qualifier match, I assure you Bill is ready to tear through those who make it to the Championship match where he will defeat the Heavyweight Champion for the Championship.

Bill:  As most of you know, or should know as I have mentioned it numerous times, I am proficient in wrestling, Karaoke singing, Archery, and even the game of Golf where I actually one-upped Tiger Woods at Sequoia Country Club in Oakland, California. Here is the story of what happened that day. I grew up on Saint Andrews Road in Oakland and Sequoia Country Club was close to our home. I went to play a round of golf and I saw Tiger Woods there. Being a huge Tiger Woods fan I approached him to talk with him. He said he was visiting the Bay Area and he wanted to play Sequoia Country Club as he heard a lot of good things about it. I asked if he would play along with me since I am a big fan of his and Tiger agreed and we went off on a round of golf as a twosome.

Bea:  I love this story Bill. Tell the viewers what happened.

Bill:  We came to the last hole, which is a 440 yard Par 5, and we were tied. On the last hole, since this was the first time Tiger played this course so he was unfamiliar with it, his tee shot went to the right into the rough while mine went in the middle of the fairway. Tiger managed to get his second shot onto the fairway but still over 150 yards from the green. I hit my second shot on the edge of the green. Tiger hit his third shot and came up a few yards short of the green. My third shot lipped the cup and I ended up less than one foot from the pin. Tiger hit his fourth shot and it landed on the green about 10 feet from the pin. I putted in for a Birdie 4. Tiger putted in for a Par 5. I defeated Tiger Woods by one stroke that day. Anyone feeling they are better than me at the game of golf I dare you to bring it on. But enough of being able to brag that I bested Tiger Woods on my local golf course when I was familiar with the course and it was his first time on the course.

Bea:  So, Bill, what does that round of golf with Tiger Woods have to do with Caleb Storms?

Bill:  A lot similar with those two. Both are good at the sport they are in. Tiger can be arrogant and brag but he has a reason to do so. Of course he never talks about that round of golf he had with e that day but I understand why he is hesitant to talk about it. Caleb is arrogant but I do not see him having a valid reason to be arrogant. When I threw out an open challenge to those who were in the Roulette Championship Match at Summer XXXTreme VII only Caleb Storms answered the challenge and I commend him for that action. On September 15, 2019, at Climax Control 247, I defeated Caleb Storms. Since that loss he has promised to get revenge for losing to me. After I gave Tiger Woods a loss on the golf course he never tried to get revenge on me. He just moved on and kept doing what he does well which is win golf tournaments. Unfortunately for Caleb Storms his name was drawn to face me in the qualifier so he cannot simply turn around and walk away as that would cause him to take a forfeit loss to me.

Bea:  I know Bill. So many wrestlers talk smack and cannot back it up. I feel bad for wrestlers like Caleb Storm who can talk a good game but cannot back it up in the wrestling ring. By the way have you come up with closing comments for our presentation today?

Bill:  Since we are in a hotel room I cannot do Archery, play a round of golf, or perform in a wrestling ring, but I can do Karaoke of my version of a popular song that everyone should know unless they have been living under a rock.

Bea:  What song?

Bill:  I will surprise you and the viewers but I will give the lead-in to my performance by stating that I feel Caleb Storms is a cheap wrestler and getting a win over Storms would be classified as a cheap thrill.

Bill walks over to the Karaoke machine he brought with him. He places a CD into the machine and hits the play button. The introduction to the song starts and we immediately recognize it as Cheap Thrills by Sia.

Bill:  Here is my personalized version of Cheap Thrills by Sia which I call I LOVE WRESTLING.

Come on, come on, turn the radio on
It's Friday night and it won't be long
Gotta comb my beard, put my outfit on
It's Friday night and it won't be long 'til I

Hit the wrestling ring
Hit the wrestling ring
I got all I need
No I ain't got cash
I ain't got cash
But I got talent baby

Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight
(I love wrestling!)
Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight
(I love wrestling!)
I don't need no money
As long as I am wrestling
I don't need no money
As long as I keep wrestling

Come on come on, turn the radio on
It's Saturday and it won't be long
Gotta raise my glass, then enter the ring
It's Saturday and it won't be long 'til I

Hit the wrestling ring
Hit the wrestling ring
I got all I need
No I ain't got cash
I ain't got cash
But I got talent baby

Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight
(I love wrestling!)
Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight
(I love wrestling!)
I don't need no money
As long as I am wrestling
I don't need no money
As long as I keep wrestling

(I love wrestling!)
(I love wrestling!)
I don't need no money
As long as I am wrestling
I don't need no money
As long as I keep wrestling
Oh, oh

Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight
(I love wrestling!)
Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight
(I love wrestling!)
I don't need no money
As long as I am wrestling
I don't need no money
As long as I keep wrestling

La, la, la, la, la, la, la
(I love wrestling!)
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
(I love wrestling!)
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
(I love wrestling!)
La, la, la, la, la, la
(I love cheap thrills!)


The music stops and Bill takes a bow. He walks over to the Karaoke machine, removes the CD, then turns the machine off. Bill returns to the couch so he and Bea can officially close this presentation.

Bill:  Caleb you talked a good game leading up to our match on September 15, 2019, at Climax Control 247. Seems you did not have much to say after I pinned you for the win though. Now we get to face off in a qualifying match to see who ultimately faces, and defeats, the Heavyweight Champion at December 2 Dismember IV. Once again leading up to our match you bark and howl and pee and poop on the floor like a scared little Chihuahua. You are going up against me, one of the biggest dogs in Sin City Wrestling, and your pathetic little Chihuahua self yips and yaps and tries to make everyone think they are a Pit Bull instead of a Chihuahua. Nice try but you failed again. Everyone knows who and what you truly are. Then when I enter the match where the five of us face Senior Vinnie for the Heavyweight Championship I will win and get revenge on Cactus Pete for insulting Iris recently.

Bea:  You mean his comment that Iris has smelly farts and ruined his dinner?

Bill:  Yeah. That and his threat to beat down Iris and leave cactus pricks in her butt cheeks.

Bea:  Well, Bill, Iris does have smelly farts and she did interrupt the dinner of Cactus Pete. She did antagonize him. And if Pete goes off on her and leaves cactus pricks in her butt cheeks she has nobody to blame but herself.

Bill:  You are right as always.

Bea:  We wish to thank everyone for tuning in today. See you all at Climax Control 253 in Anaheim!



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Climax Control Archives / Close
« on: October 31, 2019, 04:40:10 AM »
 CLOSE

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Graphics of Horseshoes and Hand Grenades comes up on our screen. We are of course wondering why these graphics were chosen.

Narrator:  Welcome to another opening narration by me, the Narrator for Bill Barnhart, to introduce you to his upcoming presentation. Bill has a match against Mark Cross at Climax Control 251 in Tucson, Arizona. For those who may not know the Debut match for Barnhart in Sin City Wrestling was against Mark Cross and Mark Cross managed to get the win by pinfall. Bill has not forgotten that loss and he told me he vows to get the win over Mark to prove his win was a fluke. I have said more than I should have as Narrator so I will turn you over to Bill Barnhart at his hotel near the Tucson Arena.

The scene shifts to the Ramada by Wyndham Hotel at 777 Cushing Street which is near the Tucson Center where Sin City Wrestling will be holding Climax Control 251. We see Bill and Bea Barnhart relaxing in the pool at the hotel. Bill is floating around on an inner tube while Bea is floating around on an inflatable pool mattress. Although Iris, their English Bulldog, is not allowed in the regular human pool, the staff at the Ramada set up a large heavy plastic kiddy pool for Iris to play around in which is a good choice since English Bulldogs are not good swimmers. The roving cameraman keeps maneuvering around the side of the pool to keep focused on Bill and Bea Barnhart.

Bill:  I know everyone is wondering why I had them put up graphics of Horseshoes and Hand Grenades at the beginning of this presentation. Well I am an honest person, as everyone knows unless they are an idiot, that the saying goes CLOSIES ONLY COUNT IN HORSESHOES AND HAND GRENADES and that applies to two matches I had in Sin City Wrestling. My last match was for the Roulette Championship against Griffin Hawkins. Although both of us had numerous chances to get the win during the match it was Hawkins who got the win and he retained the Roulette Championship. My debut match in Sin City Wrestling, which was on August 4, 2019, was against Mark Cross who is my current opponent. I simply took Cross lightly as he was, at that time, from the Development division in Sin City Underground. Since obtaining that win over me and a few more since then I see he is now on the Roster for Sin City Wrestling. So in those two matches I got close but as the saying goes CLOSIES ONLY COUN TIN HORSESHOES AND HAND GRENADES and we were not playing those games as we were wrestling.

Bea:  Mark Cross will find out on November 3, 2019, that he may have won the Fatal Four Way at High Stakes IX but he will lose to Bill Barnhart at Climax Control 251.

Bill:  We will present additional comments after we take a break to dry off and change clothing. We will be holding the next segment of this presentation from our hotel room so we will see you all again shortly.

TRUTH

After the break the scene comes on our screen and we see we are in the hotel room where Bill Barnhart, his wife Bea, and their English Bulldog Iris, have dried off and changed from their trip to the pool. The three are sitting on the couch with Bill Barnhart dressed in blue shorts, a black tee shirt, and black athletic shoes and Bea is wearing white shorts, a white tee shirt, and white athletic shoes. Iris, as always, is dressed in her pink diamond-studded doggy collar. Iris is begging Daddy Bill for food but he has to deny her since they are doing a presentation on camera.

Bill:  Thanks to everyone who stayed tuned to join us for this segment of our presentation. I am sure Mark Cross is watching so I can address him in my comments. Mark I have no ill feelings about you handing me a defeat in my debut match in Sin City Wrestling. Everyone in the sport of wrestling wins and everyone loses. I actually commend you for your abilities in the wrestling ring. But, young man, that match was back in August which was three months ago. If you think I am the same Bill Barnhart you met in that match on August 4, 2019, you are wrong. I am also not taking you lightly in our upcoming match as I already know what you are capable of in the ring. I am sure I will expect you to brag about your win at High Stakes IX in the Fatal Four Way match. If you do attempt to use that as a tool to try to intimidate me you will fail. Why? Your match was a Fatal Four Way which means the first person to obtain a pinfall or submission is the winner. It was not an elimination match where you had to eliminate the other three wrestlers. There is a huge difference between those two type of matches. In a regular Fatal Four Way where the first person to get a pin or submission a wrestler can lay back and take it easy while the other three beat the crap out of each other then they rush in to take advantage of the damage the other wrestlers inflicted. Well, Mark, from what I saw of your match that is exactly what you did. You took advantage of the damage the other wrestlers inflicted on each other. I guess you can be commended for taking that advantage but I feel that is the way of a coward. I also go full speed ahead and I want to be the wrestler who inflicts the damage on the other wrestler, or wrestlers, in the match so I can legitimately brag about what I accomplished.

Bea:   Mark you hear everyone talking about me as the Manager for Bill and what you hear are lies to try to deceive people. They claim I am at ringside to interfere in matches to get Bill a cheap win. Man that burns my butt! Bill does not need to cheat in any match to get a win. Bill would rather play the match strictly within the rules of the match and take a loss than to cheat to win. But I will tell you why me and Iris are at ringside in the corner of Bill. I am there to ensure nobody cheats or interferes on behalf of his opponents. If someone does run in on a match I am there to take appropriate action to eliminate them from the scene to ensure Bill obtains a fair and legal match. Iris is there to take on those people who refuse to leave ringside when I demand them to. If someone wants to get in my face about my demand for them to get the hell away from the ring they will next have to deal with Iris. I assure you I am way easier to deal with than Iris is. We shall see how things go in your match against Bill.

Bill informs the cameraman he will take a quick break to go into the kitchen and get some snacks for them. When Iris hears the word SNACKS she perks up and starts drooling. After a short time Bill returns with a large tray of snacks and drinks which he places on the coffee table. Bill, Bea, Iris, and the cameraman, partake of the snacks and drinks before the presentation continues.

QUESTIONS AND DREAMS

Bill:  Mark I have several questions for you. No you do not have to answer these questions as they are rhetorical questions which are asked for effect and your answers would serve no purpose anyway. As a young wrestler from the Development Division of Sin City Underground, who managed to get a win over me in my debut match on August 4, 2019, are you feeling over-confident due to that win and you feel you can do it to me again? Do you think that winning a Fatal Four Way that was not an elimination style of Fatal Four Way makes you something special and that it will allow you to defeat me again? Are you getting a huge ego coming into our match thinking that if you defeat me you should be able to get a shot at the Roulette Championship? If you think any of these things then you are not thinking logically. A win over me on August 4, 2019, was a win but wins and losses happen to everyone. Nothing special happened that evening. Winning a Fatal Four Way that is not an Elimination Fatal Four Way is also not much to brag about since you did not have to eliminate three other wrestlers in that match. And for damn sure if you think you can defeat me at Climax Control 251 and earn a shot at the Roulette Championship that is another drug induced hallucination you are having.  Straight up, young man, if those are your dreams be prepared for me to destroy your dreams on November 3, 2019.

Bea:  Although I refer to Bill as a DREAM WEAVER I also refer to him as a DESTROYER OF THE DREAMS OF OTHERS.  Although the official definition of the term Dream Weaver is that they are a mystical soul and they are capable of doing anything in their own dreams. The definition further states that only people in an eternal dream can be what we call a Dream Weaver. Bill Barnhart lives his eternal dream through his wrestling. He has been wrestling since he was eighteen years of age. He is turning 36 years of age on November 14, 2019, so that puts him at 18 years living his eternal dream of wrestling. Win or lose matches it does not matter as Bill is is living his eternal dream every time he steps into the wrestling ring. Bill is a legend in the sport of wrestling and not many people have obtained the things in the sport he has achieved. Bill is coming into this match to live his eternal dream and by defeating you his dreams become reality and your dreams are destroyed.

Bill:  Nicely stated Bea. Before we continue we all need to dig into these snacks and drinks before Iris eats everything and we go hungry.

Iris hears the insult Daddy Bill made at her expense so she looks at him and snorts at him.

Iris:  Snort!

Bill:  Oh trying to be tough and intimidating Iris? Nice try but that crap does not work on me and you know it. We all get to partake of the snacks until they are gone. There are four of us here so we all get some. I will give you leeway on this one Iris that you can eat more than the rest of us.

Iris realizes Daddy Bill just gave her the green light to eat as much as she wants so she dives on top of the tray of snacks and quickly inhales the majority of the snacks. Iris is proud of herself but as she waddles across the floor she flops over into what we would call a food coma. Iris is on her back, legs sticking up, and tongue hanging out of the side of her mouth. The cameraman asks if Iris is okay and Bill and Bea confirm this is a normal thing for Iris.

Bill:  Iris just ate herself into another food coma. She will be okay in a few hours.

Bea:  This is why we usually control how much she eats but Bill had to open his mouth and give Iris the go ahead to eat all she wanted to. Ha ha ha!

SPEAKING OF COMAS

Bill picks up the tray from the coffee table and he walks to the Kitchen to put the tray and other items away. He has to step over the unconscious Iris on his way to the Kitchen but he is used to it. After putting items into the sink to wash later Bill returns to the living room and he sits on the couch next to Bea.

Bill: Mark can we talk about comas for a moment? I want to make myself perfectly clear so nobody can claim they did not understand what I said leading into our match. I know what you are about. I have had a match with you already so what you bring to our match is nothing new for me. Yeah we went over your non-elimination Fatal Four Way match at High Stakes IX so no need for me to demean you again over your win in that match. I am here to give you a warning and whether you respect the warning and avoid being an ass is up to you. We have a Standard Rules match at Climax Control 251. If you violate the rules, if you cheat during the match, or if you hire people to interfere in the match, then all bets are off the table and I will take you out to the trash dumpster. If you violate our match rules or cheat I will beat you down so hard you will wish you were in a coma so you would not be feeling the pain of the beating I had to give you. However if you remain within the rules of the match, and even if you were to get lucky enough to get another win over me, I will at least leave the match with a bit of respect for you. But cheat? No respect and I will not be held responsible for the damage I inflict upon you.

Bea:  And, Cross, to show you what nice people we are, if you violate the rules, if you cheat during the match, or if you hire interference for the match, and Bill beats you unconscious, we promise to pay all your medical expenses at Northwest Medical Center in Tucson. We have already talked with them about this situation and they will be standing by to make sure you are well taken care of it you decide to turn this match into that type of situation.

Bill:  Have a great time leading up to Climax Control 251. For damn sure I am having a great time right now, and leading up to our match, and it will be a double great time when I defeat you at Climax Control 251.

Bea tells the cameraman they are done with their comments for their presentation today. He informs the Network and the Network cuts to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.


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Supercard Archives / Griffin Hawkins (c) V Bill Barnhart
« on: October 16, 2019, 03:55:03 PM »
 WIN THE WAR

Narrator:  There is an idea by most people that you must win the majority of battles in order to win the overall war. Not so. Bill Barnhart informed me he will enlighten you on that subject.

The scene cuts to the hotel room of Bill and Bea Barnhart and their English Bulldog Iris. Their hotel is located near the Blaisdell Arena where Sin City Wrestling is holding their High Stakes IX event. We see Bill is very casual today wearing khaki shorts, Atlanta Georgia tee shirt, and flip flops. Bea is wearing black jeans, a white blouse, and black flat shoes. Iris? Well you know her right? Iris is wearing her pink diamond-studded doggy collar. While Bill and Iris take a seat on the couch to present their comments Iris runs around sniffing every inch of the hotel room to see if she can pick up smell from other animals that stayed in the room before she did.

COMMENTING ON COMMENTS

Bea:  Hi and thanks for joining us for our comments today. This upcoming High Stakes IX event is truly exciting for us. This is the event where Bill, in his seventh match in Sin City Wrestling, defeats Griffin Hawkins in a Roulette Championship match. You will witness history made on October 20, 2019, when Bill earns the Roulette Championship.

Bill:  I wish to comment on some things Griffin Hawkins said recently so there is no misunderstanding on his part or on the part of the fans. Griffin you felt the need to tell the fans information that is public knowledge. Not sure why you decided to do that except to try to make people think you had information nobody else had.

Bea:  Yeah I was wondering the same thing.

Bill:  What you did, Griffin, was joke around that after I earned the Number One Contendership by defeating Joshua Acquin that I issued an open challenge to all the participants in the Ultimate X Roulette Championship match at Summer XXXTreme IV. You tried to make the claim that it made me out to be a coward. Shame on you for even attempting that. I made the open challenge for a good reason. Within minutes of defeating Joshua Acquin I heard the rumors that my win over him, to earn Number One Contender for the Roulette Championship, was tainted since Joshua Acquin is considered way below my level of wrestling and people do not feel that defeating someone like him should earn someone like me the Number One Contender position. When I issued the challenge for sure I expected you to respond but only Caleb Storms responded. Maybe you were the one having doubts after you lost the Roulette Championship at Summer XXXTreme IV.

Bea: The silence of all the participants in the Ultimate X Roulette Championship match at Summer XXXTreme IV, except for Caleb Storms, was very revealing.

Bill:  Also, Hawkins, you had to stoop to another low by mentioning the three losses I have in Sin City Wrestling. As you well know, Griffin, everyone loses matches in the sport of wrestling and with as many losses as you have on your record you should know better than to try to disrespect others on their losses.

Bea:  We will explain the wins and losses things in a bit but first Bill will address the names you mentioned that he took a loss to so far.

Bill: Hawkins you mentioned Mark Cross and you acted like it was  a travesty to the sport of wrestling. I did research on March Cross and although he is in Sin City Underground, which is classified as a development division of Sin City Wrestling, he is a top-level performer and I feel he should be in Sin City Wrestling. I will admit I did not take him as seriously as I should have and he managed to defeat me by pinfall. Can anyone, including you Griffin, state that you never lost a match due to not taking an opponent as seriously as you should have? Then you mentioned I lost to Jake Raab and you thought that was an insult to my esteemed career. Jake may have emotion control problems but we both went toe-to-toe the entire match and he ended up getting the pinfall on me. I know that has happened to you many times in your wrestling career so for you to talk down to others looks bad on you. Then you claimed that my loss to Fenris was an insult to me. Nah! I just faced one of the best wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling, held my own in the match, and we both had a tough time getting the three count. In the end it was Fenris with the win and I respect him for that victory where you apparently do not respect him for his wrestling abilities.

Bea:  Now we get to the reality part of our comments.

Bill:  I mean no disrespect to you, Griffin, as you are the Roulette Champion, and for your second time, but you saw how well I performed against Fenris at Climax Control 249. That match could have gone either way. I hung in there during the match and both of us had very close pinfall and submission attempts on the other. Fenris never backed down in that match and neither did I. What does that match with Fenris have to do with you possibly thinking that I am disrespecting you with my comments? The way I see myself measuring up to Fenris is that we are equal. However the way I see myself measuring up to you is that you are 75 percent what I am. Since I come up equal with Fenris and you are below my level you are screwed in our match. I will win this war.

WINNING BATTLES COMPARED TO WINNING THE OVERALL WAR

Bea:  Most people feel that the winner of wars is always the person or country that wins the most battles. I am here to inform you that is not always the case. When you enter a war your goal should be to win the overall war and not to win as many battles as you can. That probably does not make sense to you now but it will make sense to you shortly.

Bill:  For you who do not know, as it happened a long time ago, during World War II the United States lost the majority of battles in the Pacific against Japan and around fifty percent of the battles in Europe and Africa. But in the end the United States won the war on both Fronts because the won that one battle that won the entire war. To put this into numbers you can understand, and I have mentioned this in previous comments so they may sound familiar, what good is winning 99 out of 100 battles then losing battle number 100 and losing the overall war? Those 99 wins just got flushed down the toilet. But what if you had 100 battles and lost 99 of those battle but when you went into battle number 100 that one victory won the entire war for you? Does anyone not agree that it is better to lose 99 battles then win the one battle that wins the overall war than to win 99 battles then lose the one battle that loses the overall war for you? If that does not make sense to you then you are an idiot and you will end up losing more often than winning.

BILL BARNHART IS BETTER THAN GRIFFIN HAWKINS AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT

Bill walks over to where Bea is sitting on the couch and he joins her on the couch. Iris looks up and sees Daddy Bill sitting with Mommy Bea then she returns to sniffing around the hotel room to see what smells she can find.

Bea:  This is an extremely exciting time for me. I am serving as the Manager for Bill so during his matches I get to be at ringside to offer support and encouragement. I would make the comment that Griffin Hawkins is a coward who has to have interference in matches in order to win but I cannot say that about his match at Climax Control 250. When the Roulette wheel stopped spinning it landed on an anything goes, no Disqualification, match so all was fair in that match. However, Griffin, as the Manager for Bill, I am warning you ahead of time, so that you cannot claim you did not receive a warning, that if the Roulette wheel for your match with Bill lands on a match type where there are rules, no interference, I assure you if you get interference in a match type where that is not allowed you and your hired help will not only have to deal with Bill Barnhart but you will have to deal with me and Iris. I promise you that you would prefer to only have to deal with Bill.

Bill:  I hope the Roulette wheel lands on a match type that has specific rules, specific way or ways to win the match, that also includes that the Roulette Champion will lose their Championship on a Disqualification or count-out, as that causes problems for wrestlers who need to cheat in order to get a win or get themselves disqualified in order to retain their Championship even when taking a loss. That way the winner of our match is the wrestler who remains fully within the rules of the match. However, on the other hand, if the Roulette wheel lands on any type of match where there are no rules, no Disqualifications, no holds barred, Hardcore Rules, etc., where anything goes, man that would be a match made in Heaven for me as I am one of the best when it comes to performing in those type of matches.

Iris comes sniffing through the camera shot. She stops to look up at Daddy Bill to see if he has doggy snacks for her. Bill reaches into the pocket of his Khaki shorts and he pulls out several doggy snacks that are called Scooby Snacks and he hands them to Iris. With the suction power of a vacuum cleaner Iris quickly inhales the Scooby Snacks, chews them up, and swallows them. Immediately she begs Daddy Bill for more snacks but he has to turn her down. Feeling sad and rejected Iris turns and continues sniffing around the hotel room.

Bill:  Griffin I want a good match with you. I want a match fully within the rules if the Roulette wheel does not fall on a Hardcore Rules or No Rules slot. I do not want illegal blows, holds, or maneuvers if they are not allowed. I do not want the match to deteriorate into an all-out Hardcore match if that is not what the Roulette wheel landed on. I want a fair clean professional performed match that both of us will enjoy, as I had against Fenris, so that when the bells rings, and the dust settles, and I have my hand raised in victory as the newly crowned Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion, there will be no whining, bitching, moaning, or complaining from you and your friends.

Bea:  I echo what Bill just said. I want everyone on both sides of this match to enjoy the match, have fun with the match, and have a clean victory so there is no complaints to be filed. That is not much to ask, Hawkins, but we shall see if your side keep true to the sport of wrestling or not.

IRIS AT THE DOG PARK

Bea:  Before we close this presentation we want to share with you an incident that happened with Iris when we took her to a dog park here in Honolulu. What happened to Iris is relevant to how Bill will deal with Griffin Hawkins.

Bill:  We enter the dog park, and I am leading Iris on her leash, and immediately some of the other dogs, thinking they are going to intimidate Iris, charge her and they are circling around her barking and trying to bite her. I told their owners they need to back their dogs off Iris but the owners were just as rude and insulting as their dogs. I figured I gave them a chance to behave, and to make their dogs behave, but they decided to be the jerk and do nothing.

Bea:  What happened next is priceless.

Bill:  Since the owners of the other dogs refused to control their pets I gave them a warning that me and Iris will take care of the situation if they do not do so. The other owners laughed at me so I took action. I knelt down next to Iris and told her I am letting her off the leash and whatever she does to the other dogs is her business and I will back her up and support her in whatever she does. Iris barked her approval to me so I unlatched the leash from her collar and she went off on the dogs attacking her.

Bea:  With Iris being heavy and stocky and with a head as hard as granite Iris ran around head-butting the other dogs, some in their heads and others with body shots, and a few of the other dogs gave up and ran back to their owners. There was only one dog remaining who had yet to back down. This dog was something of a mix between a Rottweiler, Lab, and possibly Pit Bull. This dog thought he was badass. I assume in the past he always picked on smaller and weaker dogs to build up his ego. He kept charging Iris and Iris kept head-butting him. Although that slowed him down he did not give up.

Bill:  I gave Iris cheers and advice. I reminded Iris that with her being shorter than this big dog she can take the advantage if she stays low. What Iris did next was classic and something I did not expect from her because, as everyone knows, Iris is a bit slow in the intelligence department. The larger dog charged toward Iris and Iris rolled on her back. At first I thought it was over for her if the big dog bit her in the stomach. The bigger dog was not able to stop before he was standing over Iris straddling her. He did not realize her head was below his groin. Now if you are sitting there watching this presentation and you are thinking no way Iris bit him in his family jewels yes Iris bit him in the family jewels.

Bea:  That big dog let out a yelp and cry that made him sound like a baby screaming. I swear I saw tears streaming from his eyes too. He limped off toward his owner and his owner came over and went off on us claiming our dog was mean and vicious even though his dog started the fight. I told him Iris was attacked by his dog and Iris won the fight and he needs to back off or he might have his family jewels readjusted also. The owner of the dog was shocked and scared so he and his dog left the dog park. I yelled toward the other owners and their dogs if they wanted more of me and Bill and Iris and they all shook their heads NO and ran out of the dog park.

Bill:  There are lessons to be learned from this incident at the dog park with Iris. Iris may be a slow-witted English Bulldog but she will fight to defend herself and she will back me up during wrestling matches at all times. Just as Iris refused to back down from those dogs, including the largest one who refused to give up the fight, until Iris gave him a gender reassignment bite, so I am like that in my wrestling matches. The bottom line is that in our match, Griffin, my focus in 100 percent on you. I will not allow myself to be distracted by anything or anyone you try to have interfere in our match. I have Bea and Iris at ringside and they will make sure, if we have a match where interference and weapons are not allowed, that if you or any of your friends use weapons or interfere in the match, Bea and Iris will take care of them. Just as Iris told that big dog they could do their fight the easy way or the hard way, and the big dog decided he wanted it the hard way and Iris gave it to him, so I tell you we can do our match the easy way or the hard way. If you choose the hard way I will not be held accountable for the damage I inflict upon you. Although I would be happy to have the Roulette wheel land on a spot that has specific rules and stipulations you can be assured that if the Roulette wheel lands on the spot that says it is a Hardcore match, no rules, no time limit, no holds barred, weapons are allowed, anything goes, I will be comfortable with that. Want to know why? It is due to all the vile brutal vicious and life-threatening matches I had against my half-brother Chris Shipman that I am confident in matches that allow everything to fly and be legal. No matter what the Roulette wheel lands on I will show you how easily I will win this battle that wins the overall war for me.

Bea:  Thanks for joining us today. Time for us to take Iris out for a meal. See you on October 20, 2019 at High Stakes IX.

Bea motions to the cameraman to indicate they are done with their comments for today. The cameraman calls into the Network to inform them. He then places his camera into a slow fade out and the moment the scene goes to black the Network cuts to regularly scheduled programming for this time.



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Supercard Archives / Griffin Hawkins (c) V Bill Barnhart
« on: October 10, 2019, 03:57:18 PM »
 ROULETTE

Narrator:  As everyone knows, unless they are idiots, Bill Barnhart won the Number One Contender for Roulette Championship match at Summer XXXTreme VII on August 25, 2019, by defeating Joshua Acquin, and he is the current Number One Contender for that Championship. At Climax Control 250 Teddy Warren defended the Roulette Championship against Griffin Hawkins, the person he defeated for the Roulette Championship at Summer XXXTreme VII, and their match at Climax Control 250 was the rematch for Hawkins to try to regain the Roulette Championship. The winner of the match was Griffin Hawkins so that means Bill Barnhart will be facing off against Griffin Hawkins at High Stakes IX against with the Roulette Championship on the line.

The Network puts up a photo of a Roulette wheel, in a casino at a hotel near Blaisdell Arena in Honolulu, Hawaii.

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The network replaces the first photo with the second photo. We see a shot of part of a Roulette wheel showing the ball sitting on Number 7 Red.

Bill:  I am sure you are wondering why I included a photo of a Roulette wheel, at a Casino, with the ball that landed on Number 7 Red. If you had at least two working brain cells you would know the answer. But since most of you are morons I will explain it to you. My match at High Stakes IX is my SEVENTH in Sin City Wrestling. Since SEVEN is classified as a lucky number, and a perfect number, and I am in a Championship match for the Roulette Championship, I consider myself extremely fortunate, lucky if you want to use that term, and perfect, that I will be earning the Roulette Championship on my seventh match in Sin City Wrestling. Here is my gambling tip for everyone. Place all your money on Bill Barnhart for the win, which is being represented by this graphic showing the ball landing in Number 7 Red on the Roulette wheel, and you will be financially well off for a long time for betting on me to win the Roulette Championship. This is a golden opportunity, literally since Championship gold is on the line, and I am not going to waste this opportunity.

ROULETTE WHEEL SPIN FOR RULES  AND STIPULATIONS OF THE MATCH

Previously we only heard the voice of Bill Barnhart making comments and now the Network switches to the cameraman who is with Bill. We see Barnhart standing at a location inside the Blaisdell Arena. Bill is casually dressed in blue jeans, black pullover shirt, and black athletic shoes. We do not see Bea or their English Bulldog Iris so we make the assumption they are out taking care of other things.

Bill:  I am here at the Blaisdell Arena in Honolulu, Hawaii where Sin City Wrestling is holding their High Stakes IX event. Again I refuse to tell you where in the Arena I am located so as to prevent jerks from trying to attack me to benefit Griffin Hawkins at High Stakes IX. At this event I will be facing off against Griffin Hawkins, who won the Roulette Championship match at Climax Control 250, in his re-match against Teddy Warren, who defeated him for the Roulette Championship at Summer XXXTreme VII. First I wish to congratulate Griffin Hawkins on regaining the Roulette Championship he lost to Teddy Warren. Next I wish to inform you, Hawkins, that it is my pleasure to be facing off against you to fulfill my second dream match in Sin City Wrestling. Lastly I wish to inform you that I will feel a little bad when I defeat you to earn the Roulette Championship causing you to have only a two week reign as Roulette Champion this time around but not as bad as you would like me to.

Bill pauses for a moment as he looks around to ensure nobody is invading his space where he is airing his comments.

Bill:  Griffin I want to inform you of a few things. In most matches we get scheduled for we know ahead of time what the rules and stipulations of the match will be. It is easy for us to plan ahead, train for that type of match, and know, without a doubt, what type of match we will be having. However in a Roulette Rules match the Roulette Wheel is spun before the match starts and whatever it lands on is the type of match match and stipulations the participants have to work with. It is difficult to be moments away from the bell to start the match and only then finding out what the rules and stipulations of the match will be. That is why the wrestlers most successful in matches like the Roulette Rules match are those like me who are always ready for any type of match.

Bill takes a drink then puts the bottle of water down so he can continue his comments.

Bill:  So, Griffin, please pay attention as I am about to enlighten you beyond your wildest dreams. There is NOTHING the Roulette wheel can land on for our match that I have not yet experienced in a wrestling match before. I have had every type of match known in the sport of wrestling. I have also had over a dozen matches in my career that were so evil, so demonic, so dangerous, and so life-threatening, that those types of matches will never be allowed in the sport of wrestling again. What does that mean? It means they will never show up on the Roulette Wheel in Sin City Wrestling.  When you entered the match at Summer XXXTreme VII you knew ahead of time it would be an Ultimate X over the pool on a Cruise ship match. You had over a month to wrap your mind around the concept of the match. But at High Stakes IX you have no advance warning of what our match rules and stipulations will be. I would estimate that maybe, just maybe, you have been involved in half the match types listed on the Roulette wheel. That means there is a fifty percent chance the Roulette wheel will land on a match type you are unfamiliar with. With me, as I already informed you, I have experienced every match type listed on the Roulette wheel during my wrestling career. There is NOTHING the Roulette wheel can stop on that I have never experienced. So with you having only fifty percent knowledge of the types of matches listed on the Roulette wheel and me with 100 percent knowledge of the types of matches on the Roulette wheel it is a simple ADVANTAGE – BILL BARNHART!!!

WHAT DOES OCTOBER 20, 2019 MEAN FOR GRIFFIN HAWKINS AND BILL BARNHART?

The scene has shifted to another location within the Blaisdell Arena. Since we see a wrestling ring set up, and many seats for spectators to watch from, we make the assumption this location is the spot where Sin City Wrestling will be holding High Stakes IX. Bill Barnhart walks into camera view and when the cameraman informs him they are live broadcasting he launches into his comments.

Bill:  I am standing at the ring where I will have my Roulette Championship match against Griffin Hawkins at High Stakes IX. I issue a welcome to all the viewers, especially to you Griffin Hawkins, as I have some very important information to present to you concerning what our match at High Stakes IX means to you. I am sure you are so proud of yourself for defeating Teddy Warren and regaining the Roulette Championship as that is to be expected when you were so surprised you regained the Roulette Championship the shock in your eyes was noticeable. You have the right to be happy and proud of what you accomplished at Climax Control 250 but you will be sad and disappointed when I de-throne you as Roulette Champion at High Stakes IX providing you with a very short two week reign during your second time as Roulette Champion.

Bill pauses his comments for a drink break. This time he pulls out a six pack of Classic Coke. He grabs a can, pops the top, and quickly downs the Classic Coke. He tosses the can into a trash can then lets out a loud burp.

Bill:  Buuuuurrrrrppppp!!!!!  Oh yeah that felt good! Not as good as when I defeat you, Griffin, to obtain the Roulette Championship at High Stakes IX. Now, Hawkins, let us get back on the subject of you puffing your chest out, beating on your chest with your fists, and claiming what a great wrestler you are because you defeated Teddy Warren. When we go back to the Ultimate X match at Summer XXXTreme VII and look at all the wrestlers in the match I would say that Teddy Warren was one of the weakest wrestlers in the match. Even though he was not at the top of the list of those expected to win he managed to win. He did not win by beating down all the other wrestlers in the match. What Teddy did was hold back and bide his time until the other wrestlers in the match beat each other down and then he made his move to the Roulette Championship and walked away the winner. Warren did not out-wrestle the others in the match but he did out-smart you all. So for you to brag about your win over Teddy Warren at Climax Control 250 is a joke. Yes you did defeat Teddy Warren but you defeated a wrestler who is not as good as you are. But shall we look at what I did at Climax Control 249? I faced off, in the first of my dream matches in Sin City Wrestling, against Fenris who is, without a doubt, one of the top three wrestlers in our Federation. What happened in my match Griffin? I know you will only state that I lost to Fenris, and I did, and I am not denying that fact. What happened is that everyone thought Fenris was going to have an easy time with me and everyone, including Fenris, was shocked how well I performed in our match. That match was nearly won by both of us several times during the course of the match. It was a last-ditch maneuver by Fenris that reversed a hold I had on him and he got the pinfall on me. I cannot do anything but congratulate him and commend him on his outstanding wrestling abilities. Now, Griffin, we need to get real here okay? I nearly defeated Fenris who is more than twice the wrestler Teddy Warren could ever hope to be. You defeated a wrestler who is fifty percent the wrestler Fenris is. And where do I put you in comparison with Fenris? I would say you are around 75 percent the wrestler Fenris is. So if I came up equal to Fenris in my match with him that means I performed at 100 percent of what Fenris is which gives me a 25 percent advantage over you in our match. As I have stated before ADVANTAGE BILL BARNHART!!!

Barnhart opens two cans of Classic Coke this time and downs them back to back. He tosses the empty cans into the trash before continuing with his comments.

Bill:  BUUUUURRRRRPPPPP!!!!! So, Hawkins, let me give you closing comments. I will give you only three items even though I have way more I could give you. ONE:  I will win the Roulette Championship at High Stakes IX and you will lose the Roulette Championship to me. TWO:  You will have no reason to feel bad, disappointed, or inadequate, when I defeat you in our upcoming match. You can still brag that you held the Roulette Championship, lost it to Teddy Warren, then regained it from Teddy Warren, and nobody can take away from you the fact that you are currently a two-time Roulette Champion. THREE:  Just as Fenris defeated me and showed respect to me after the match was over so I will defeat you and show you the utmost of respect after our match is over. I like you, Hawkins, and as I have stated numerous times this match we have coming up is my second dream match in Sin City Wrestling. I may never get my third dream match against Casey Williams but at least I will have fulfilled two of my dream matches. That is all I want to state for today. I know you think you will defeat me but I know The difference between THINK and KNOW is about as far apart as our planet Earth is to the center of our Milky Way Galaxy. Have a nice day!

Bill Barnhart turns from the camera and heads for the exit door. The cameraman keeps focused on Bill until he exits the door and closes the door behind him then the Network cuts to a commercial break.


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Climax Control Archives / Dream Match
« on: September 25, 2019, 07:25:45 PM »
 DREAM MATCH

Narrator:  When Bill Barnhart was signed to work in Sin City Wrestling he confided to me there are three wrestlers in the Federation he would consider a dream match if he had the chance to wrestle against them. Those three are Griffin Hawkins, Casey Williams, and Fenris. Looks like Bill gets his first dream match as he is facing Fenris at Climax Control 249 on September 29, 2019.

We check in with Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, as they are getting settled into their room at a hotel near the Andros Beach Club in The Bahamas. When the scene comes on the screen we see Bill and Bea putting items away so they will be settled into their room. Iris is not doing much except sniffing around and begging for food. The cameraman informs them they are live broadcasting so they pause from putting items away to make comments concerning their upcoming match against Fenris.

Bea:  Hi and thanks for joining us today. Please overlook the fact that we are in the middle of putting things away in our hotel room as we arrived just a short time ago. I know we are presenting comments for your viewing pleasure but we still have to break occasionally to continue putting items away. We never feel comfortable until everything is in the place where it is supposed to be. You know what I mean. Like Bill Barnhart being where he is supposed to be as Roulette Champion which will happen soon. Also we were hoping there were pet friendly restaurants in Andros but there are none. We always take Iris to a pet friendly restaurant called The Universal Joint on Pike Street in Lawrenceville, Georgia, so we figured there are pet friendly restaurants everywhere. However we did find a solution at one of the restaurants here in Andros where they have a sidewalk dining area. The agreed to allow Iris to join us in the sidewalk dining area, as an exception to their rules, due to us being guests performing in a sporting event for their enjoyment.

Bill:  Iris is a lucky and spoiled dog. You heard the Narrator comment that when I came to Sin City Wrestling I have the desire for three dream matches. I will run those down for you. I will start with one that happened back when I worked in Asylum Wrestling Alliance. Then I will mention the one concerning a wrestler I have followed for some time and who I admire. Then I will move on to the third one.

Bill and Bea pause for a minute so both can put more items away. When they are done with this session of putting items away they return to the living room area where they stand in front of the camera to present comments.

DREAM MATCH ONE

Bill:  My first dream match would be against Casey Williams. I know he is retired now, and working as Head of Security, but I would love to have this dream match to see if I could even the score with him. The history I have with Casey is I had a Triple Threat Hardcore Rules match inside a Boeing 747 parked at the Oakland Airport, in Oakland, California, against Dmitri and Casey Williams. Although Casey never pinned me or made me submit in the match, as he pinned Dmitri, I still had to take a loss on my record. The short version of what happened is when I was climbing the stairway to the First Class Lounge Dmitri slammed me to the ground and then he continued up the stairway to the First Class Lounge where Casey was located. When Dmitri got to the top of the stairway he kicked the stairway loose then he and Casey fought it out in the First Class Lounge. I regained my senses and stood up and went to go up the stairway but the stairway was gone. When I looked up Casey threw Dmitri down the open hole where the stairway used to be and Dmitri landed on me and knocked me out. Casey dropped down from the First Class Lounge and pinned Dmitri. With that win, even though Casey did not pin me or make me submit, he went into the record books as being the first wrestler to hand me, Bill Barnhart, my first loss in my home town of Oakland, California, and in my home area of the San Francisco Bay Area. I spoke with Casey and he told me does not want to come out of retirement for a match with me so I respect that. But having this match would be a dream match for me.

DREAM MATCH TWO

Bill:  My second Dream Match would be against Griffin Hawkins. Who cannot like a wrestler who is a favorite with the fans, a great wrestler in the ring, has held Championships, and loves Rock music? I have followed Griffin Hawkins since he arrived in Sin City Wrestling. I know that he came here strongly hyped and ended up taking some early losses here. But Hawkins never gave up. He never backed down. He continued to do what he does well and that is wrestle. Now he is one of the more successful wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling. Although I am the Number One Contender for the Roulette Championship I have been hearing rumors that maybe, just maybe, Management will have a Teddy Warren versus Griffin Hawkins match at Climax Control 250 which would classify as the rematch for Hawkins who lost the Roulette Championship to Warren. If that match does happen then that means I will either face Teddy Warren, or Griffin Hawkins, or both, at the Super Card, for the Roulette Championship. Damn I am having fun here in Sin City Wrestling!

DREAM MATCH THREE

Bill:  I have one other wrestler in Sin City Wrestling that having a match against would be a dream match for me. You want to know who that wrestler is? He is none other than my current opponent for Climax Control 249, the well-known, very popular, and very successful, Fenris! Yes you heard me correctly. Although the name of Fenris is not posted in the Championship history books as many times as other wrestlers the fact remains he is one of the top names here. When the official card for Climax Control 249 was announced I was happy to know that the first of my three dream matches has become a reality.

IT IS BETTER IN THE BAHAMAS

Bill: Fenris there is a saying, that is listed as one of the official taglines of The Bahamas, that goes IT IS BETTER IN THE BAHAMAS. I have to agree with that saying. Not only do I get to fulfill one of my three dream matches in Sin City Wrestling by facing you in this match I also get to fulfill my dream of defeating you. Now, Fenris, you often hear professional sports people, when they go up against their idol in their sport, that they would feel bad if they defeated their idol. I have never had that negative thought in my wrestling career and I damn sure am not having that thought now. Remember the 19 year old female Canadian tennis player, Bianca Andreescu, who just defeated Serena Williams in straight sets in the U.S. Open final? What surprised me is that Bianca apologized for defeating Serena who is classified as the best tennis player in the world, When you just defeated the best in the world you should jump up on a rooftop and crow like a horny Rooster that you just became the best in the world by defeating the best in the world. Never apologize for being awesome. So, Fenris, when I defeat you at Climax Control 249 you will not hear me issue apologies for defeating me but you will hear me crow about my accomplishment. And the fact that my win over you comes while we are performing in the Bahamas proves the saying IT IS BETTER IN THE BAHAMAS!

HOW THINGS MEASURE UP

While Bill was presenting comments Bea took time to continue putting things away. She returns into camera view to stand next to Bill to continue with their comments.

Bea:  Sorry I continue running off to get things put away but I want things in place. I am done for a bit so I can continue adding my comments. We have an interesting matchup between Bill and Fenris. Bill comes into this match at six feet four inches and two hundred forty pounds while Fenris comes into this match at six feet one inch and two hundred four pounds. Although having a thirty-six pound weight advantage and three inches of height over Fenris should be an overwhelming advantage I know that Fenris has been in many wrestling matches where his opponents were larger and weighed more and he still came out with the win. Fenris did not obtain the reputation of having only one loss on his record by being incompetent in the ring. Then you take into account their wrestling styles. Bill comes in as a Technical Brawler Submission expert while Fenris comes in at what is called a Strong Submission Striker.

Bill:  Thanks for bringing up great points. The other things I see in this match, Fenris, is that you have a great ground game but a non-existent, or weak, aerial assault. Usually in battles, especially Military battles, the side that is ultimately successful is the one that has both a great ground game and a great air assault. Although I occasionally execute aerial maneuvers I usually do it when I know there is a high percentage for successful execution of those maneuvers. Outside of those occasional incidents I also prefer to remain in the ring with a great ground assault. But, Fenris, there is something mentioned on your information sheet that makes me wonder what is really going on. There is a mention that you are so quirky when it comes to performing aerial maneuvers that you prefer to not even attempt a drop kick. What the ??? I have never heard that comment in an information sheet on a wrestler before. But, Fenris, I will give you credit for your ground game. I will state, on the record, that I feel your ground game is very good to the point that General George Patton and General Erwin Rommel, two of the greatest Generals of World War II in North Africa and Europe, would be jealous of your ground game. But remember something Fenris. Both Patton and Rommel lost a lot of ground battles where they were assigned. However Patton lost less battles than Rommel did. Although both are considered successful in their campaigns in North Africa and Europe it is widely admitted that General Patton was way more successful than Rommel which tells you why the United States won the War and Germany did not. I am General Patton to your General Rommel.

THE BOTTOM LINE

Bea:  One of the items on my mind is that both Bill and Fenris are the type of wrestlers who refuse to back down to anyone. I think about which one of them will be able to stand up to their opponent, take the blows, return the blows, and overcome their opponent. Of course I say that wrestler is Bill.

Bill:  Fenris with your style of being a Strong Striker and Submission wrestler, and myself with Technical, Brawler, and Submission, we are going to have an epic battle that would have been scheduled as the Main Event it not for the fact that the World Bombshell Championship was on the line on the same card. The way I define Striker is someone who likes to rush in, land blows, then back out. That may work with less talented and less experienced wrestlers but that will not work against me. Also with me being the perfection of submission holds it means when you to try to apply something on me to make me submit most of the time you will fail. Remember that I am a submissions expert and I know the ins and outs of submission holds. I not only know how to apply them to keep an opponent from getting out of them I also know how to counter them or easily get out of them when they are applied on me.

Bea:  In most sports, mostly in the game of Golf, there is a term used for players that they are ON THEIR A-GAME which means performing to perfection and of course better than everyone else. In the game of Golf when a player cannot get their A-Game working they will drop to their B-Game or C-Game. What does that mean? If they are having difficulties with their A or B-Games they return to their C-Game which means they go back to the basics. Many Professional Golfers on the PGA Tour have come back from dropping out of contention, to winning the Tournament, by returning to the fundamental basics of their game using their C-Game.

Bill:  Fenris I am informing you that I have mastered the basics of wrestling. I have mastered the basics and I am superbly grounded in the maneuvers and holds and especially submission holds, that no matter if I am executing my A-Game or B-Game I am still soundly grounded in the basics of the sport. I believe you are also well-grounded in the basics of wrestling but there is a huge difference between being well-grounded and superbly-grounded in the basics of wrestling as I am. You need to remember that I am the Technical expert in this match. I am the Brawler in this match. I am the Submission expert in this match. Maybe you were able to find ways to get wins over other opponents but I do not believe you have faced someone yet as awesome as I am.

Bea runs out of camera range again to continue putting items away.

CLOSING COMMENTS

Bea returns to camera view with a smile on her face.

Bea:  Yay! We finally finished, well I did anyway, of putting our things away. No offense Bill but while you were catching all the air time I was getting out things put away.

Bill:  I love you too Bea.

The two enjoy a laugh over their comments.

Bea:  Fenris we know much information on you. Bill already mentioned he has watched you wrestle and you were on his list for a Dream Match. We have not been able to observe all your matches in Sin City Wrestling so there is something I will be watching for while serving in the corner of Bill as his Manager. We do not know if, in the past, you have cheated in matches, or obtained interference, in order to get wins. We want to believe  you are an honest wrestler who does not cheat but we have been disappointed before and I will be watching closely in this match. Should you violate the rules, obtain interference, or use illegal blows, maneuvers, or holds, you can rest assured I will inform the Referee to make sure they watch the action closely. We gladly accept losses in wrestling matches when the opponent gets a clean and legal win but if they cheat for the win then chaos will ensue.

Bill:  There are song lyrics from a song titled  ANYTHING YOU CAN DO which is from the musical ANNIE GET YOUR GUN. The lyrics go:  Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you.  Please feel free to look up the song on YouTube, or some other venue, and see it for yourself. I assure you, Fenris, that anything you can do I can do better. I can do anything better than you. That, my friend, is a lesson that I will beat into you at Climax Control 249. Please enjoy your remaining time until our match because after I soundly defeat you in the match you will not be enjoying much after that.

Bea:  Thank you for joining us. We are done with our comments for this presentation. We need to take Iris to the one restaurant in Andros that will allow us to bring Iris with us to the outdoor dining area so she can have a meal with us. Please have a great time leading up to Climax Control 249. We will. Bye!

The cameraman calls into the Network to inform them that Bill and Bea Barnhart are done with their presentation. The Network confirms the information and they return to the regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.


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Climax Control Archives / No Threat Zone
« on: September 11, 2019, 08:27:08 AM »
 DO NOT ISSUE THREATS TO BILL BARNHART

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart has received many threats during his lifetime. Some involved companies. Some involved people. And some involved wrestlers in the Federations where Bill has worked. I will turn you over to Bill Barnhart to let him tell you those stories of threats issued to him and his family.

The scene shifts and we are taken to the home of Bill and Bea Barnhart. They are in their living room sitting on the couch. Both are dressed in jeans shorts, white pullover shirts, and flips flops. Bill is wearing black ones and Bea is wearing blue ones. Bea is drinking a bottle of peach tea and Bill is drinking his normal drink which is Classic Coke. When when the cameraman tells them they are live broadcasting they launch into their comments.

THREAT ISSUED BY VIVENT SMART HOME COMPANY

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Bill:  Hi and welcome to this portion of our comments which being presented from our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. We wanted to return home to present this portion of our comments incidents we will talk about happened concerning our home and our neighborhood. After this portion of our segment has been aired we will fly to Saint Barts at Divi Little Bay Beach which I believe is on the island of Sint Maarten. Anyway wherever the hell it is we will travel there after airing this portion of our segment. I will tell you several stories of people issuing threats to me and Bea. I will start with the incident that happened to me concerning Vivent Smart Home which is a company that sells home security systems and other products to homeowners.

Bea:  I take full responsibility for this company contacting Bill. My friend told me they use the products from Vivent Smart Home. They said not only do they have a security monitoring system but they can unlock their doors from inside their car from their cell phone. I called the company and asked them to call and speak to Bill. I should have known he would not be interested and would not be happy with the call since I did not inform him the call was coming. It is my fault for not informing Bill the call was coming so the call caught him by surprise.

Bill:  I get the call and I immediately tell the sales representative I am not interested in their products. He demands to know why I am not interested. I told him I do not owe him an explanation as I am the consumer and I make the decisions. Even so I decided to inform this rude sales representative that I do not want an alarm system in my home as they often malfunction and notify the police and fire department. I told him if that happens often the police and fire department will bill you for coming to your home for false alarms. He then asked me why I was not interested in the electronic deadbolt where I could drive up, open an app on my cell phone, and unlock my front door so I can enter without using a key. I told him I do not want stupid stuff like that. I do not want a situation where, if I happened to lose my cell phone, that someone finds it and now has access to my home. Then what if the electronic deadbolt fails to work? If I do not have a key to open it manually then I will not be able to get into my home.

Bea:  The sales representative from Vivent assured Bill that you have a key you can use to get into the house just like what you do with your car where you use a remote to electronically open your doors but you can also manually unlock and open the doors of your car with the key. Even with that Bill was not interested.

Bill:  I told the guy for the tenth time I am not interested and I told him to never call me again. Do you know what this jerk said to me? He issued a threat by telling me if I do not purchase his Vivent Smart Home security system and other devices that our house will get broken into. Oh man I went off on him at that point! I asked him if he is issuing a threat to break into my home because I refused to purchase his several thousands of dollars of bullshit electronic stuff and security system? He tried to backpedal but I cursed him out then hung up on him. I immediately called their parent company in Utah and told them what their sales representative did in issuing a threat to me. I also filed a complaint with the Better Business Bureau explaining the incident. I also called our police department to inform them of the threat. I will never work with the Vivent Smart Home company again due to their sales representative threatening that he will break into our home if we do not purchase his equipment. I filed a formal complaint about this sales representative to his company in addition to filing a Better Business Bureau complaint. Never heard from that bonehead again and our house has not been broken into.

ANGRY SHOPPER

Bill:  I was shopping at Kroger and I saw a young woman with three children with her while she was shopping. One of the kids was around four years old, another was around three years old, and the youngest one was in her arms and was maybe a year and a half old. The two older children were running up and down the aisle. She is trying to keep control of the two older children, while holding her youngest in her arms, and she was scanning the shelves and I could see it was hard on her to find what she wanted with the kids distracting her.

Bea:  I was not with Bill during this shopping trip but when he came home and told me what happened I was shocked.

Bill:  I looked up and politely asked the woman that since she was taking care of three little kids if there was something I could help her find and get off the shelf. She looked at me and screamed DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED HELP? To which I replied I was only trying to be helpful since she was trying to control three little kids. Then she got on her cell phone and called her husband. The part of the conversation I heard was SOME ASSHOLE IS ASKING ME IF I NEED HELP GETTING SOMETHING OFF THE SHELF SINCE I HAVE OUR THREE YOUNG KIDS WITH ME. DO I F*CKING LOOK LIKE I NEED HELP?  She then told her husband to come to the Kroger store to confront me. I brushed past the woman and told her to bring her sorry ass husband to the store to get in my face and I will not only have both of you arrested for assault and communicating a threat I will beat you down also. She did not cross my path again during that shopping trip fortunately for her.

BEA ALSO HAD A THREAT THROWN HER WAY

Bea:  On this shopping trip I was at Kroger and Bill was not with me. As I was going up and down the aisles I noticed a woman who left her cart blocking the aisle while she was looking around on the shelves to find something. I was unable to get my cart past her cart due to the location of it. I politely asked her if she could please move her cart so I could get by but she ignored me. I politely asked again. Then I politely asked a third time. After the third polite request I had no choice but to move her cart, about one foot to the side, so I could get my cart past her cart in the aisle. The woman spun around and started screaming at me that I have no right to touch her shopping cart. I apologized and told her I asked her politely three times and she did not listen to me and failed move her cart. Next thing I know she calls her husband over and he gets in my face issuing threats of bodily harm even though I explained what happened. Only when I took out my cell phone and called Gwinnett Police Department and reported I was being threatened by two people in Kroger did they leave their carts and run out of the store.

Bill:  I told Bea it is a good thing for that husband and wife that I was not there because had I witnesses this abuse of Bea I would have beat the hell out of both of them leaving them in a messy pile on the floor of the aisle. Next thing shoppers at Kroger would have heard over the speakers would have been CLEAN-UP ON AISLE THREE!

WHAT ABOUT THREATS ISSUED BY OTHER WRESTLERS?

Bill:  Over my nearly 18 years in the sport of wrestling I experienced threats from other wrestlers. I am not talking about the normal comments they make to an opponent where they tell you they are going to beat you down hard and win the match. I am talking about numerous threats I endured over my wrestling career that go outside the wrestling thing and transition into personal threats. Those are the comments and threats I will not tolerate. As my opponent you can say what you want about the match but when you start with personal threats to me, my wife Bea, and my English Bulldog Iris, that are not related to wrestling, you have crossed the line and will pay dearly for it.

Bea:  That is all we will present for this part of our comments. We need to get to Atlanta Airport for our flight to Sint Maarten.

*AFTER A NEARLY FIVE HOUR FLIGHT FROM ATLANTA TO SINT MAARTEN*

COMMENTS TO JAKE RAAB

The scene comes on the screen and we see Bill Barnhart, Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, in their hotel room located near the venue where Climax Control 247 will be held September 15, 2019. Bill and Bea are sitting on chairs at the dining table while Iris sniffs around the hotel room trying to see if she can determine what other animals have stayed there. Bill is dressed in blue jeans, a black pullover shirt, and black athletic shoes. Bea is wearing a light blue dress and matching flat shoes.

Bill:  We made it from Atlanta to Sint Maarten and it was around a five hour flight. That is not bad when you consider that a flight from Atlanta to San Francisco or Los Angeles is the same flight time. But I am not here to talk about how long it takes to fly from one location to another. I am here to talk about my upcoming match against Caleb Storms.

Bea:  Before you talk to Caleb Storms would you please present the comments you wanted to make to Jake Raab?

Bill:  Of course! Jake I have to commend you on your performance at Climax Control 246. I felt we were equal when it came to wrestling abilities and how we manage ourselves in the ring. I commend you that you were able to do something most wrestlers fail to accomplish. You stood with me blow for blow and each time I was able to get you in a position to take you out for the win you managed to figure a way to turn it on me. You also accomplished something most wrestlers cannot. You were able to get me down and in pain enough that I slipped up and you got the pin on me for the win. That was an impressive performance and I am here to publicly thank you for a great match. And later in the year when you perform in the God Of Wrestling Tournament, where you represent Sin City Wrestling, I will be cheering you on and I hope you win the Tournament.

COMMENTS TO CALEB STORMS

Bill:  Caleb I wish to start my comments by telling you that of all the wrestlers from the Ultimate X Roulette Championship match from Summer XXXTreme VII you were the only one to step up and accept my challenge. That tells me a lot about you Caleb. It tells me you are confident. It tells me you are sure of your wrestling abilities. It tells me you do not back down from anything. In other words you are just like me in those areas. How come the other wrestlers from that match failed to step up and accept my challenge? Are they not sure of their wrestling abilities? Are they so used to backing down from a challenge that they backed down out of habit? Only they can answer for their action, or inaction, concerning my challenge. The bottom line is you accepted and I admire you for that.

Bea: You might be wondering why I am making more comments recently since I am not officially the Manager for Bill. Soon I will be officially installed as his Manager so I will be at ringside during his matches serving as his Manager. That will take place in a few weeks. Caleb I echo what Bill stated and I, too, admire you for accepting his challenge.

Bill:  So, Storms, I always check the statistics to ensure I am fully aware what is going on with my opponents. I see you are 6 feet 2 inches and 220 pounds while I am 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds. We are even up and no height or weight advantage is in play as I see it. I am what you call a Technical Brawler Submission wrestler and I see you are officially listed as a High Flyer. Now, Caleb, do not think that I am not aware that you are way more than just a high flyer wrestler. I have seen you in action and I know you are a great all-around wrestler. I know this match is going to come down to who can apply the most pressure to their opponent while deflecting most of what their opponent sends their way. Who will that be? We will have to wait until the final bell rings and the official decision on the match is handed down to know the answer.

Bea:  Caleb we do not fault you for not winning the Ultimate X Roulette Championship match at Summer XXXTreme VII. That match is one of the most difficult to win and with so many wrestlers involved in the match often the winner is decided by just an inch or two. You did well in the match but in the end Teddy Warren obtained possession of the Roulette Championship.

Bill:  Another thing you did, Storms, that showed what you are made of, is when you came to me and accepted my challenge you did not demand that my Number One Contendership for the Roulette Championship be placed on the line. When you commented that I legitimately won the Number One Contendership and you do not want to step on my toes and demand I put it on the line it was a show of outstanding sportsmanship. It is rare when I run across a wrestler with that character. You earned my respect and I am sure when our match is done we will both retain the respect we have for each other.

Bea:  When the official announcement of the match was published it stated it was under Roulette Division Rules. We make the assumption it is like the other Roulette matches where the Roulette Wheel is spun before the match starts and where it lands determines the rules, if any, and other stipulations on the match including how to obtain a win in the match.

Bill:  Let me be honest with you Caleb. I do not care where the Roulette Wheel stops and I do not care what rules, or no rules, and what stipulations are assigned to the match, because I have every intention to win our match. If it lands on Hardcore Rules so be it. It is lands on Standard Rules so be it. If it lands on Two Out Of Three Falls to Win so be it. Hell, man, it might even land on a spot that says No Holds Barred, No Time Limit, and to win you not only have to pin your opponent or make them submit, but you have to masturbate a Unicorn and make them spunk out a rainbow and I will still win. I have no intention of hurting my reputation by losing this match to you. I know you are going to bring all you have but I am sorry to inform you that what you bring to the match will not be enough. I will still respect you after I defeat you so for that you should feel honored.

TIME TO TAKE IRIS TO THE DOG PARK

Bea:  Bill I need to remind you we promised Iris we would take her to the dog park so she can interact with the other dogs and get some exercise.

Bill:  Ha ha ha! Ho ho ho! Har har har!!!

Bea:  Excuse me? What do you find so funny?

Bill:  You said Iris wants to go to the dog park so she can get some exercise. The most exercise Iris, our chubby overweight lazy English Bulldog, gets is standing up, walking over to her food bowl, over-eating, then collapsing on the floor in a food coma!

Bea:  Now that you mentioned it, ha ha ha, you are right about Iris. But we did promise to take her to the dog park so we need to get going.

Bill:  To all those who were involved in the Ultimate X Roulette Championship match at Summer XXXTreme VII who failed to step up and accept my challenge like Caleb Storms did you should be ashamed of yourselves. Caleb accepted my challenge and he earned my respect by doing so. I plan on showing the world I rightfully earned a shot at the Roulette Championship and nothing will stand in my way! Come on Iris! Doggy park time!

Bill is about to attach the leash to the doggy collar of Iris but she is so excited to go to the dog park she takes off running to the door of their hotel room. Fortunately the door is closed so she cannot get out of the room and Daddy Bill is able to attach the leash to her collar. Bill opens the door and Iris pulls him out of the door. Bea follows and closes the door behind her and that is when the Network cuts to a commercial break.


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Climax Control Archives / Gonna Be A Rocky Road For Jake Raab
« on: September 04, 2019, 01:03:46 PM »
 ROUGH, ROCKY, AND STEEP ROAD AHEAD

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Bill:  Let those images of rough, rocky, and steep roads lodge in your head, Jake, because you know you have as much chance of defeating me as a Chihuahua has of defeating a Lion. Try, try, try, as you might you will fail. I have my sights set on the Roulette Championship, and also on Senor Vinnie and the Heavyweight Championship, and both those Championships will soon be mine. Raab if you think I am taking you lightly, and looking past you to future Championship matches, you are wrong. I will not allow my focus to be off in our match even though obtaining The Roulette and Heavyweight Championships are high on my list of things to accomplish. I will take you on. I will defeat you. The fans and the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling will become believers in Bill Barnhart.

Barnhart exits the ring and returns to standing near the ring steps.

Bill:  Now, Jake, I have something else I need to get out off my chest. People have tried to intimidate me by claiming you are an aggressive, hard-hitting, and agile wrestler in the ring. You did not seem hard-hitting, aggressive, or agile when Ty West defeated you recently. Oh, hell, Jake, I have been skirting around how I really feel about having to face you at Climax Control 246. I was hoping I would get a Roulette Championship match but Kedron Williams got it instead. The wrestler I defeated by submission with my Sweet Dreams Sleeper Hold got the shot at the Roulette Championship before me as the Number One Contender. Also I could have faced any number of highly qualified and extremely talented wrestlers but I got you instead. I have heard that you have been in Sin City Wrestling for around a year and yet you are around 50 percent wins in your matches and that equates to around 50 percent losses also. I do not see your name attached to any Sin City Wrestling Championships either. Am I disappointed that I have to face someone so far below me in wrestling ability and accomplishments? Yes. Will I whup you to quickly I might break the Sound Barrier doing so and so quickly you might not even remember stepping into the ring? Yep! Will I show you mercy and give you a chance in the match? Hell no! Jake you are in my way and I am coming into our match to make sure you are moved out of the way and sent far far away. Bye!

Bill waves into the camera then he kisses his hand and slaps it on his butt giving the well-known sign for kiss my butt. The cameraman calls into the Network to notify them that Barnhart is done with his air time. The Network goes into a slow fade out that transitions into a commercial break.


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Character Building Roleplays / Post Summer XXXTreme VII Press Conference
« on: August 28, 2019, 04:36:22 PM »
 Bill Barnhart walks back into the room and steps to the mic.

Bill:  Okay the rumors stop immediately! I am hearing so many people claim I am demanding a shot at the Roulette Championion right away. Listen up as I will say this only one time. I did win my match and earn Number One Contender for the Roulette Championship but I have not uttered any challenge or demand concerning the Roulette Championship. I don't make the rules here. I don't schedule matches here. Griffin Hawkins legally deserves his re-match before anyone else, including me at the Number One Contender, gets that match. When Management deems it is my time for a Championship match then they will let me know. I am here to serve Sin City Wrestling and not the other way around. Thanks for listening.

Bill slaps the mic before turning around and walking out of the room.

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Character Building Roleplays / Post Summer XXXTreme VII Press Conference
« on: August 27, 2019, 12:54:34 PM »
 Bea Barnhart walks up to the mic, looks around at the peope present at the press conference, and then she gives some comments.

Bea:  There has been talk about me taking training to become Bill's Manager to attend him at ringside during his matches. Yes I ihave accepted and once I finish the training and obtain my Manager's license we will make it official.

Bea turns from the mic and walks out of the room.


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Character Building Roleplays / Post Summer XXXTreme VII Press Conference
« on: August 27, 2019, 07:52:41 AM »
 Bill Barnhart:  Apologize about Iris on a no-pets cruise ship. Next time we have an event where pets are not allowed if it is noted that I cannot bring Iris to the event I will leave her at home or at the dog kennel. My apoligies.


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Supercard Archives / Bill Barnhart Vs Joshua Acquin
« on: August 20, 2019, 02:51:33 PM »
 BILL BARNHART WILL SHOW HIS EXCELLENCE TO THE WORLD

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart will show his excellence to the world in his match against Joshua Acquin when he defeats Acquin and becomes the Number One Contender for the Roulette Championship. Without a doubt Bill Barnhart is Simply The Best when it comes to wrestlers.

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IN THE GYM

The scene shifts and takes us to one of the gyms on the Sun Princess. We see Bill and Iris standing next to the treadmills. Bill is dressed in workout shorts, sneakers, and a plain white tee shirt. Iris is, well you know, as always, wearing her pink diamond-studded doggy collar. We notice Bill has a leash that is connected to one of the treadmills with the other side of the leash attached to the doggy collar of Iris so she cannot run away.

Bill:  Hi! Thank you for joining me and Iris in the gym on the Sun Princess. I want to start be giving you the definition of the term EXCEL as found in the Merriam-Webster Dictionary. Excel is defined as Being superior to others. To surpass others in accomplishments or achievements. To be distinguishable from others by superiority. Yep that perfectly describes me! I am superior to others especially Joshua Acquin. I surpass others in accomplishments and achievements especially Joshua Acquin. I am distinguishable from others with my superiority over them especially Joshua Acquin. Damn I am awesome!

Bill gets on a treadmills and he pulls Iris up on the treadmill next to him. He makes sure Iris is steady before starting her treadmill. Bill makes sure to start his treadmill first so Iris can see it is not intimidating and not moving fast. Satisfied that if Daddy Bill can do it she can Iris takes a stance and Bill presses the start button on her treadmill. Even though her treadmill is not moving quickly Iris cannot keep up and she trips. Her legs go out to the sides as she belly flops on the treadmill. Iris slides back with the treadmill track and when she gets to the end of the track her leash, which is attached to the treadmill, goes tight and Iris is gasping from being choked. Bill turns her treadmill off and disconnects her leash from it. We see Iris is shaken up.

Bill:  I am so sorry about that Iris. I thought you would be able to keep up. No more treadmill for you. I will put you off to the side so you can lay down on a towel and watch me on the treadmill since I want to get some time in on it.

Bill walks Iris over to some chairs and lays a towel on the floor for her to relax on. Once Iris is on the towel Bill attached her leash to the chairs to ensure Iris cannot wander off. Bill returns to his treadmill, turns it on to a slow walk speed, and makes comments while he is walking the treadmill.

Bill:  You probably want to know why the only workout I am doing for my match against Joshua Acquin consists of a treadmill. Since I am already an outstanding wrestler I do not need to waste my time doing sparring matches for an upcoming match. I have been in enough wrestling matches over my 15 years of wrestling, which will turn to 16 years on my birthday in November, that I already know what I am doing. I just wanted to get in a little extra in the way of walking for exercise and this is a good way to do it without walking the decks of the Sun Princess and bumping into other passengers in the process.

Bill increases the speed on his treadmill to what would be considered a medium walk speed.

Bill:  Although I already stated what happened in my match at Climax Control 245 against Kedron Williams I still get asked about it so let me put that match to rest. I did NOT ask Ben Jordan to come to the ring and get in the face of Kedron Williams. I was just as surprised as everyone else when the lights went out then when they came on and there was Ben Jordan in the ring arguing with Kedron Williams. Some have asked me if it was cheap of me to take advantage of a distracted Williams for the win. Nope. Nothing cheap about it. You are in a wrestling match to stay focused. Since Kedron allowed himself to be distracted, and since there was no physical contact between him and Ben, taking advantage of his distraction was a smart move on my part. Bottom line is that you do not allow yourself to get distracted during a wrestling match. And, no, Ben Jordan in the ring, causing Kedron Williams to allow himself to be distracted, did not help me get the win over Kedron as I would have won the match anyway.

Barnhart increases the speed on his treadmill again this time to what would be classified as a fast walk speed.

Bill:  Joshua, Joshua, Joshua. The man who has been active in Sin City Wrestling for around six years. That comes to around 72 months. Of those 72 months or so you held Championship gold, in Tag Team, twice, for a combined total of three months. I love calculating statistics so let me tell you what I came out with. I came out with you held Championships four percent of the time you have been here in Sin City Wrestling. Doing my best Ron Simmons impersonation I say:  DAMN!!!

Bill increases the speed on his treadmill again. This time the speed would be considered to be the equivalent of jogging.

Bill:  I would like the wrestlers in the Roulette Championship Ultimate X match to take note that one of you will soon be facing me with the Roulette Championship on the line. Although I would love to see Griffin Hawkins win, as I am a huge Griffin Hawkins fan, I will gladly take on the person who ends winning the match and the Roulette Championship. It does not matter which of you wins as I win and they lose.

Barnhart turns the treadmill off and he waits for it to stop before he hops off. He walks over to Iris who is now sleeping and snoring on the towel. He wakes her up and detaches her leash from the chair.  Iris, who loves her sleep time, takes offense to Daddy Bill waking her up from her sleep time.

Bill:  Iris I need to treat you to a special snack. I feel sorry that you nearly got hurt on the treadmill. Guess I should not be trying to make you lose weight and get buffed up since you are already cute as a chubby English Bulldog. How would you like to go to the outdoor restaurant where dogs are allowed and stuff yourself with all sorts of ice cream including banana splits?

Iris does not have to hear any word associated with food twice. She immediately bolts for the door to the gym pulling hard on the arm of Daddy Bill as he is holding her leash.

Bill:  Iris! Slow down! I have to bring our gym bag with us! Once I pick up the bag we can go!

Once Barnhart has his gym bag in his hand he gives Iris permission to take off. As if she is on auto-pilot she knows exactly which hallways to go down to get to the outdoor restaurant where she can get her ice cream. Bill orders a half dozen different ice cream dishes for Iris, including a banana split, and she shoves her face into the bowls and devours the ice cream in record time. Bill stands there waiting for Iris to get brain freeze but she does not get it.

Bill:  Good thing your English Bulldog head is so darn thick you do not get brain freeze from quickly eating ice cream. Speaking of freeze I wonder if you are getting cold feet about our match, Joshua, since I have you out-classed ten times over. Also I wish I could get into the heads of the six wrestlers in the Ultimate X match for the Roulette Championship to see what they are thinking. Next time you see me I will be in my match against Joshua Acquin having my hand raised in victory as the Number One Contender for the Roulette Championship.

The camera goes into a slow fade to black and the scene ends.

PEOPLE WATCHING

It is later in the day, closing in on it being the evening, and we open with a scene of Bill and Bea Barnhart enjoying quiet time sitting on lounge chairs on the deck of the cruise ship and they are people watching, and also watching the water in the ocean, and the sun going down in the distance. Iris is sitting between their lounge chairs and there is a lot of scratching, grunting, slobbering, and farting going on. No not from Bill Barnhart! From Iris his English Bulldog! Sheesh!

Bill:  I want to comment that often silence speaks louder than words. A good example is I expected Joshua Acquin to get in front of a television camera and start hurling the common insults everyone hurls at me such as they think I am a lame, obese, stupid wrestler who over-indulges in pepperoni pizza, hamburgers, fries, beer, and Classic Coke. But as everyone noticed, leading up to my match against Acquin at Summer XXXTreme VII, I got on camera and called Joshua out. I thought Acquin would fire comments back to me but he did not. His silence is screaming louder than if he had said something. Silence is golden. Golden as in I will defeat Joshua and earn the Number One Contender for the Roulette Championship and then obtain Championship Gold when I defeat the Roulette Champion.

Bill gives two thumbs up into the camera.

Bill:  Nice spot we have to observe people and the things they do. I wonder how many things we can see that I can use as an analogy for my match against Joshua Acquin and also as comments for the match I will have in the near future to challenge for the Roulette Championship.

Bea:  Bill even I have to say you are getting ahead of yourself. You need to defeat Joshua Acquin first before you start making comments about a Roulette Championship match.

Bill:  You have doubts that I will defeat Joshua Acquin and earn Number One Contender for the Roulette Championship? That hurts Bea! If you want to be my Manager then you need to be positive and supportive not negative and doubtful.

Bea:  I never said you would not defeat Joshua Acquin. What I said is we should focus on what is now, at this time, and not focus on something that may be weeks or months in the future. There is no reason you should lose to Acquin unless he has half the roster, and half the passengers on this cruise ship, interfere in the match.

Bill:  Even with all that interference Joshua will still lose. Har har har!!!

Bill and Bea see a kid on the water slide at the pool. The kid looks to be maybe in their early teens. The kid gets into position to go down the water slide but he trips up and slams face first into the slide, then the water pushes him up over the side of the slide, and he flips over and is hanging on trying not to fall and get hurt.

Bill:  Hello! We have our first analogy of this evening! That clumsy awkward kid on the water slide is a perfect representation of you Acquin. In our match I see you trying to show off to the fans and end up falling flat on your face, getting thrown out of the ring by me, and you hanging onto the ropes to try not to slam hard onto the floor.

Bill and Bea continue to people watch. They see a couple walking along the deck with their little dog that looks like maybe it is a Shih Tzu-Chihuahua mix. Iris, trying to act tough, growls at the smaller dog and the smaller dog loses control of their bowels and squats and poops on the deck as it is afraid of Iris. Bea apologizes to the couple but they are so upset at the attitude of Iris they walk off and do not bother to pick up the poop their dog deposited on the deck. Bill and Bea see a man walking behind the inconsiderate couple but the man is too busy checking out girls he does not see the poop on the deck and he steps in it. Since he is wearing flip-flops the poop gets on his feet, and between his toes, and he slips and falls to the deck and into the poop.

Bill:  Oooooo our second analogy just fell at our feet! Joshua you are like both the little dog that lost control of their bowels and the distracted man who stepped in the poop and then fell to the deck landing in the poop. Like the man who stepped in the dog poop and slipped and fell on it you will step in deep shit when you get over-confident, or over-scared, and freak out and I take you out for the win.

Bill and Bea do not have long to wait until the third item to use as an analogy is handed to them. There is an announcement over the speakers they are about to draw tickets to see who won the First Price in the raffle which is a year of free cruises on this cruise line. Bea takes out their ticket stubs as does the woman sitting next to her. The emcee reaches into the bowl and draws out a ticket stub and reads off the number. Bea is beside herself when she realize she and Bill just one a year of free cruises on this cruise line.

Bea:  Woo hoo! Bill! We won the grand prize of free cruises for a year!!!

The woman sitting next to Bea is so upset that she did not win, as her ticket number was not called, she runs to the railing and pukes. Unfortunately when she pukes it lands on several people standing on the deck below.

Bill:  Great news Bea! Our third analogy just ran to the railing and puked. Acquin just like that woman sitting next to Bea was so distraught over not having her ticket number called for the grand prize so she puked so you will run to the side of the ring and puke when you see my hand raised in victory. Just like in a raffle drawing where there can only be one grand prize winner in our match there can be only one grand prize winner and that winner is me.

Bea runs to the Emcee and collects her certificate for free cruises for a year. Bea runs back to Bill waving the free cruise certificate in the air.

Bill:  There you have it Acquin. Keep that image of Bea winning the free cruises for a year and waving the certificates in their air. I will be waving my hands in the air, and jumping up and down, with a huge grin on my face, when I defeat you and earn Number One Contender for the Roulette Championship. Try as you may there is nothing, absolutely nothing, you can do to keep me from winning our match.

Bill, Bea, and Iris start walking down the deck where they enter a door that will lead them back to their room. Once they step through the door the cameraman cuts his feed and the screen goes black.

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Supercard Archives / Bill Barnhart Vs Joshua Acquin
« on: August 14, 2019, 10:04:19 AM »
 TIME FOR BILL BARNHART TO SHINE

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart is currently 1-1-0 in his first two matches. Although Bill took a loss to Mark Cross in his debut match at Climax Control 244 the fact remains it was an outstanding match and could have gone either way. Then, at Climax Control 245, Barnhart defeated Kedron Williams by submission. After two exceptional performances by Bill Barnhart Management decided to place Bill Barnhart in a Number One Contender match against Joshua Acquin with the winner becoming the Number One Contender for the Roulette Championship. Bill Barnhart is ready to shine at his first Sin City Wrestling Super Card, Summer XXXTreme VII. I assure Bill Barnhart is shining so brightly you better put on your best pair of sunglasses to keep from burning your eyes.

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Narrator:  Sorry. I probably said more in my narrator comments than I am allowed time to do so but I wanted to get those comments out there. I will now turn you over to Bill Barnhart who is in one of the Karaoke lounges on the Sun Princess cruise ship.

KARAOKE TIME

The scene switches to a shot of the stage in one of the Karaoke lounges on the Sun Princess. The camera pans around the lounge and we see lots of people are there for the Karaoke singing. We see Bea Barnhart sitting at a table near the stage and she is dressed in a little black dress and black shoes. Next we see Bill Barnhart step up on the Karaoke stage. We notice Bill dressed in attire we rarely see him in which is a dark grey business suit with white shirt and matching dark gray tie. Bill approaches the mic.

Bill:  I will perform a song that is from 1966 by the Monkees. This song is a perfect description of how much Bea means to me and how much I love her.

The audience claps in anticipation of the performance by Bill Barnhart.

Bill:  Thanks! The song I will sing is titled I’m A Believer.

The short intro on the song plays and Bill launches into the song.

I thought love was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me.
Love was out to get me
That's the way it seems.
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.

Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
I'm in love, I'm a believer!
I couldn't leave her if I tried.

I thought love was more or less a giving thing,
Seems the more I gave the less I got.
What's the use in tryin'?
All you get is pain.
When I needed sunshine I got rain.

Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
I'm in love, I'm a believer!
I couldn't leave her if I tried.

Love was out to get me
Now, that's the way it seemed
Disappointment haunted all my dreams

Oh, then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
I'm in love, I'm a believer!
I couldn't leave her if I tried.

Yes, I saw her face, now I'm a believer
And not a trace of doubt in my mind.
Said I'm a believer
I'm a believer
I'm a believer
Said I'm a believer
I'm a believer
I said I'm a believer
I'm a believer


Bill has finished his song and the crowd in the Karaoke lounge rise and give Barnhart a standing ovation. When their cheers die down Bill comments.

Bill:  That is the perfect song for when I met Bea. Before I met her I felt like love was not going to find me. Then I saw her face and I became a believer. Bea you are my love and my life and I could not live without you.

Bill runs off the stage and joins Bea at their table where he kisses Bea then takes a seat at the table. Their waiter brings a bottle of wine and two glasses for them to celebrate with. While others get up on the stage to perform their Karaoke songs Bill and Bea get approached “Stoner” Scott Oliver who is asking if he and his cameraman can interview them for the upcoming Summer XXXTreme VII Super Card. The two agree but ask if they can move to a location that is quiet as the singing in the Karaoke lounge is loud. Scott informs them he made arrangements to use one of the smaller dining areas for the interview as that dining area will not be used for a time. Bill and Bea follow Scott Oliver to the vacant dining area while the cameraman follows them. They arrive at the dining area and Scott has Bill and Bea sit on two nice overstuffed chairs while he takes a seat on a regular chair next to them. The cameraman sets his camera up so he can get a shot of the three without having to move his camera around.

THE INTERVIEW

Scott:  I would like to recap your first two matches in Sin City Wrestling. Your debut match was against Mark Cross and you lost by pinfall to him. He is now performing in the Roulette Championship Ultimate X over the pool match at Summer XXXTreme VII. Then at the last Climax Control you defeated Kedron Williams by submission. The fans would like to hear what you have to say about those two matches and they are also curious if you knew that Ben Jordan was going to arrive during your match with Kedron Williams to distract him so you could get the win.

Bill:  I did my best in my debut match Scott. If anything I took Mark Cross a bit lightly as I did not believe he had really good wrestling abilities. During the match we both did well but he managed to get me into a position where he got the pin on me and I was unable to break the pin and I lost the match. I never get upset when I legitimately lose a wrestling match like that. I admire him for his abilities and I feel he will do well in the Roulette Championship Ultimate X match during the cruise but I do not see him winning. My prediction is Griffin Hawkins will win and retain the Roulette Championship. As for the second part of the question I had no clue Ben Jordan was going to appear during our match at Climax Control 245. When the lights went out I figured the arena had an electrical malfunction. Then when the lights came on I saw Ben Jordan in the ring. He and Kedron were facing each other hurling comments at each other. My first reaction was to quickly take advantage of Williams while he was distracted so I got behind him, grabbed him and hit him with a bulldog, then locked him into my Sweet Dreams sleeper hold. Kedron did the honorable thing by tapping out before he went unconscious but to be honest I get more enjoyment out of my sleeper hold when my opponent goes unconscious.

Scott:  Before I came to you for this interview we had an off-camera discussion and you told me you are extremely confident you will defeat Joshua Acquin and become the Number One Contender for the Roulette Championship. You also told me you are a huge Griffin Hawkins fan so I assume you expect him to win his match and retain the Roulette Championship. However the fans would like to know what you think of the other five wrestlers in that match.

Bill:  We know it will be one of the following who walks away as the Roulette Champion. Griffin Hawkins, Teddy Warren, Caleb Storms, Malachi, Lachlan Kane, or Mark Cross. I would love for the winner to be Griffin Hawkins so I can get my shot at him and the Roulette Championship. Although I admire Griffin Hawkins when I defeat him everyone will praise and worship me and totally forget about him. If it turns out to be one of the other wrestlers who wins I will gladly challenge them and defeat them. None of the six in the Roulette Championship match are unbeatable as all wrestlers are beatable. Of course it would be amusing if Mark Cross were to win the Roulette Championship so when I defeat him it will be sweet justice for me on him for for him defeating me in my debut match.

Scott:  I heard rumors you asked Bea if she wanted to receive training to become your Manager to attend to you at ringside, along with Iris your English Bulldog, rather than having Bea remain in the backstage area, in your dressing room, or in the stands, to watch your matches. Are you still planning on getting Bea her license to be a Wrestling Manager?

Bill:  I turn that question over to Bea. I have already decided if she wants to serve as my Manager I am good with it. Until she accepts and obtains the Manager License the decision is in her hands.

Scott:  What is your decision Bea?

Bea:  Well, Scott, I have to go through the proper training first. The training not only consists of what a wrestling Manager does while at ringside and before and after matches. I will also need to receive training in self-defense and wrestling as there may be times when I have to defend myself against attacks from people associated with the opponents Bill faces. There may even come a time when a wrestler, or another Manager, decides to challenge me to a wrestling match. If I want to accept that type of challenge I need to know how to handle myself in the wrestling ring. I will probably make a decision before the end of September.

Scott:  Bill you told me in addition to being a huge fan of Griffin Hawkins that you have always watched Sin City Wrestling matches and there are several others on the Roster you enjoy watching. Could you give us comments on that?

Bill:  I have enjoyed watching Casey Williams, Steve Ramone, Despayre and his Teddy Bear Angel, James Tuscini, Fenris, and Ben Jordan just to mention a few. There are many more but those came to my mind first.

Scott:  Care to expand with comments on those you mentioned?

Bill:  Casey Williams worked with me in Asylum Wrestling Alliance. He seems to have this urge to brag to everyone that he was the first wrestler in my wrestling career to give me a loss in my home town of Oakland and in my home area of the San Francisco Bay Area. He did talk about that match we had in Oakland but he did not give all the information. From the way Casey Williams told it he dominated me and Dmitri inside a Boeing 747 parked at Oakland International Airport in Oakland, California.

Scott:  But you admit Casey won that match so how can you say what he said about the match is not correct?

Bill:  Casey presented the short summary of the match and now I will give you what really happened. The three of us were heavily fighting in the main area of the Boeing 747. We got near the spiral staircase that leads up to the First Class Lounge. Casey walked up the staircase to the First Class Lounge. Dmiti hit me with a major blow that drove me to the side where I went unconscious. From watching the replay of the match I saw Dmitri then ran up the stairs to go after Casey in the First Class Lounge. Casey and Dmitri fought each other in the First Class Lounge. While up there Dmitri decided to kick on the spiral staircase and it came loose and crashed down into the main part of the 747. Then Casey and Dmitri continued fighting in the First Class Lounge. I regained consciousness and I was roaming around in the main area of the 747 looking for the two trying to find where they were at as I did not know at that time they were up in the First Class Lounge. Watching the replay you see that Casey got the upper hand on Dmitri and he then slammed him into the hole where the spiral staircase used to be. Dmitri landed on top of me and I got knocked out again. Casey dropped down from the First Class Lounge and got the pinfall on Dmitri. It was one of those things you hate about a Triple Threat or Four Way match when they pin someone else, or make someone else submit, but you end up also taking a loss. So it is true that Casey caused my first loss ever in my hometown of Oakland, California, and in the San Francisco Bay Area, but he did not directly pin me or make me submit.

Scott:  Although Casey Williams retired and is now Head of Security have you thought about asking if he would have a match with you in Sin City Wrestling?

Bill:  I mentioned it to him and he said since he is retired and has other duties to attend to he has to respectfully decline. Since I respect Casey Williams I did not push the issue with him.

Scott:  Now we come to the part of the interview where I need to ask you questions concerning your opponent, Joshua Acquin, and your match, and see how you wish to respond.

Bill:  Ask me whatever you want. I never refuse to answer questions.

Scott:  Joshua Acquin is not a newcomer to Sin City Wrestling. He has been in Sin City wrestling for around six years. You do understand you are not facing a newcomer to the sport of wrestling, or to Sin City Wrestling, so how do you respond to that and how do you get ready for a match like this against a wrestler like Acquin?

Bill:  Would it be okay with you if I present my comments directly to Joshua Acquin who I am sure is watching this interview?

Scott:  I am just conducting the interview. It is your match and your opponent and you comment as you see fit.

Bill:  Joshua please do not feel bad that in my previous comments you were not one of the wrestlers I mentioned. I only mentioned the names of six wrestlers. That, Acquin, means you are in the larger group of people I did not mention by name. The people I mentioned were on my mind due to accomplishing a lot in a short period of time in Sin City Wrestling. When they achieved a goal they retained it for a reasonable amount of time. So, Joshua, let me ask you something. You have been in Sin City Wrestling for around six years. If you had to write a list of the accomplishments you have during those six years those accomplishments could easily be written on one sheet of a 1.5 inch by 2 inch Post-It note. What are those two accomplishments you had during your six years here? You held the Tag Team Championship with Lucian Frost for about two months. You then held the Tag Team Championship with Steve Ramone for about a month. So in a total of six years you held the Tag Team Championship for a total of three months?  If you cannot hold a Championship for longer than a month with a talented quality wrestler like Steve Ramone then you are the problem and not Ramone.

Scott:  Whoa! Even I am surprised at those comments toward Joshua Acquin coming from you! I thought you respected all wrestlers.

Bill:  I respect all wrestlers who give all they have for every match. I mean, come on Scott, over my years watching the sport of wrestling, I have seen many Jobbers who perform day after day and take a loss for the purpose of helping promote the wrestlers they lose to. They were hired to do Jobber duties and they did it well and got a regular paycheck for it. I do not see that with Joshua Acquin. I do not feel Acquin is a Jobber. I know he has good wrestling talent but I feel he has an inability to keep focused during matches.

Scott:  I have several minutes left of our interview time. Are there further comments you wish to make?

Bill:  Listen up Joshua. If you think I am going to allow a chance to take on the Roulette Champion, whether it remains as Griffin Hawkins or if it will be one of the other five wrestlers in the Ultimate X match, then you are not thinking. Whether it be Griffin Hawkins, Teddy Warren, Caleb Storms, Malachi, Lachlan Kane, or Mark Cross, I will defeat you and you can sit in the backstage area and watch me become the Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion in the near future. If I show no fear or hesitation with any of the six wrestlers involved in the Ultimate X over the pool match for the Roulette Championship you can rest assured you are of no concern to me. You are no more than an annoying little bug buzzing around my head. Be ready to meet Bill “Bug Zapper” Barnhart. Fly into the dazzling light Joshua and see what happens. Zzzzzaaaaappppp!!!!!

With the closing comments of Bill Barnhart the scene slowly fades out.

SEVERAL HOURS LATER – FAMILY TIME

The scene comes up on our screen and we see Bill, Bea, and Iris, inside their cabin, stateroom, whatever you want to call it. It is not huge and lavish but more than adequate for the three of them. We notice Bill is wearing khaki shorts, a black pullover shirt, and black flip flops, and Bea is wearing white shorts, a white pullover shirt, and white sneakers. Iris? Always wearing her pink diamond-studded doggy collar.

Bill:  Sure nice when Management at Sin City Wrestling gives us a great location like this cruise ship to hold an event. Way better than going from arena to gymnasium to the park eh?

Bea:  Yes it is. Other than singing Karaoke, eating meals, and going to the pool, what do you plan on doing that can include Iris since she is not allowed in the Karaoke lounge, regular dining facilities, or the pool?

Bill:  I have a great idea for something I can do with Iris and it will be something that benefits both of us.

Bea:  The only thing I see you and Iris doing together is eating. So what is this great idea you have for you and Iris?

Bill:  I found a place on board the ship, other than on the decks, where they allow dogs. Since they allow dogs in the gym I plan on taking Iris there. I want to use their treadmill to get some walking exercise in and I figure Iris could benefit being on a treadmill also. Not like Iris will die from exercising and losing a few pounds.

Iris hears the words exercise, lose a few pounds, and die, and she freaks out and tries to get away. She runs for the door to the hallway but of course being a dog she cannot open the door. Iris then darts for the next door but once she gets inside she realizes she is in the bathroom. Knowing that being in the bathroom might result in her getting a bath Iris quickly exits the bathroom. Iris ends up running to the only place she can run where she has a place to hide and that is the bedroom Iris dives under the bed and scoots as far back as she can to where Daddy Bill and Mommy Bea cannot reach her to drag her out. Bill and Bea laugh hard at how goofy Iris can be.

Bea:  We need to leave Iris alone for a time. She cannot get out of the room and into the hallway anyway. By the time we get back Iris will be so hungry she will come out from under the bed.

Bill:  We will go out and see what things we can find to do board the cruise ship. See you later Iris!

Bill and Bea leave the room and they ensure they lock the door so there is no way Iris can get out until they return. The camera feed cuts as the door closes and the screen goes black.


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Climax Control Archives / Who is Bill Barnhart? What is He About?
« on: August 09, 2019, 10:31:50 AM »
 WHO IS BILL BARNHART AND WHAT IS HE ABOUT?

NARRATOR:  Since Bill Barnhart is new to Sin City Wrestling, even though he is not new to the sport of wrestling, he wanted to inform you of his history in Asylum Wrestling Alliance and to give you a history of his feud with his half-brother Chris Shipman. I now turn you over to Bill Barnhart who is in the Sports broadcast studio, at WSB TV Channel 2, in Atlanta, Georgia. He is conducting a live interview with WSB TV Sports Anchor, Anthony Amey.

The network switches to a shot of the Sports broadcast studio at WSB TV Channel 2 in Atlanta, Georgia.

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Anthony Amey is wearing a dark gray business suit with white shirt and blue tie with white designs in the tie. As the camera pans the broadcast studio we get a shot of Bill Barnhart who is dressed in blue jeans and a black pullover shirt.

ANTHONY:  Hi. I am Anthony Amey the Sports Anchor at WSB TV Channel 2 in Atlanta, Georgia. Today I have the pleasure of having Sin City Wrestling superstar wrestler Bill Barnhart, who has the nickname BULLDOG,  in my studio. Bill welcome to my studio and thank you for granting me the pleasure of interviewing you.

BILL:  The pleasure is mine Anthony.

ANTHONY:  You are a fan favorite not only in Atlanta but throughout the State of Georgia. Some people watching may not know how you got the nickname BULLDOG so I would like to ask you to explain that. Also I notice your wife Bea and your English Bulldog Iris are not here with you in the studio.

BILL:  Since I have an English Bulldog, Iris, as my mascot, I decided it would be fun to use the nickname BULLDOG so that I can use the initials BBB for Bulldog Bill Barnhart. Also the official mascot for the University of Georgia in Athens, Georgia, is an English Bulldog named Uga. You see the abbreviation for the University of Georgia is UGA so their Bulldog mascot is named Uga.  As far as Bea and Iris not being in the studio with me today Bea is a little camera shy and even when I can get her on camera and she comments on stuff she tends to feel uncomfortable. With Iris is it a distraction and stress thing. With all the lights, cameras, and people running the equipment, I am worried Iris would get nervous. When Iris gets nervous or upset she often lets our extremely vile stinky farts. Worst case would be she gets so nervous that she pees or poops and I do not want your broadcast studio soiled by her.

ANTHONY:  Does Iris also get stressed and nervous during wrestling events since there are lights, cameras, and people running the equipment?

BILL:  That is a different situation. Iris enjoys being at the venues where we wrestle. Since the lights and cameras are a far distance unlike here in your studio Iris is not affected by them. Iris is so into watching Daddy Bill wrestle she does not pay attention to much else.

ANTHONY:  I am sorry you lost your debut match against Mark Cross at Climax Control 244. I know you wanted to get a win in your debut match but things do not always work out the way we want. How are you feeling about that match?

BILL:  Nobody wins every wrestling match and if they think they can then they will end up being disappointed more than they are happy. Simply put Mark Cross did some great wrestling and he was able to get me into a position for the pin. Also it is not about how many wins you get it is about what you ultimately achieve. Take note in World War II the United States lost the majority of battles in the Pacific against the Japanese. But they won the one battle that won the overall war. What good is it in wrestling to go 10-0-0 then go 10-1-0 with a loss in a Championship match and fail to win a Championship? It means you were successful up to that point, in matches where no Championship was on the line, but when it really counted you failed. It is be better to go 0-10-0 and then get a shot at a Championship and win the ultimate prize and be at 1-10-0 and holding a Championship. Again it is not how many wins you collect it is what you ultimately achieve and obtain.

ANTHONY:  Thanks for clearing that up. I see in your debut match in Sin City Wrestling you faced off against Mark Cross. Could you please tell the viewers what happened in that match and the results of the match?

BILL:  As I mentioned earlier Mark Cross wrestled well and was able to get me into a position for him to win. I cannot be upset over someone who defeated me legally.

ANTHONY:  Your next opponent, at Climax Control 245, is Kedron Williams. Everyone seems to think he is the next big thing for the fans to gawk over because he managed to get a win over Ben Jordan. Can you tell the viewers what you think of  Kedron Williams and what you expect to accomplish during your match?

BILL:  Before I do that Anthony may I be allowed to give background information on my time in Asylum Wrestling Alliance along with the history I have with my half-brother, Chris Shipman, who was also a wrestler in Asylum Wrestling Alliance? I feel this information is important for people to understand how durable, dependable, tough, and why I outlast anyone in the sport.

ANTHONY:  Of course.

BILL:  During my eight years in Asylum Wrestling Alliance I held every championship that was available to me. There were other championships active for a time but shortly before I was to be given a match for those championships Management retired those championships and brought out a new one. I obviously was not able to earn a championship that no longer existed. I did, however, obtain Grand Slam status numerous times. I may be a newcomer to Sin City Wrestling but I am a veteran of the wrestling ring from previous Wrestling Federations.

ANTHONY:  I know the history between you and your half-brother Chris Shipman. Are you sure you want to relate those things to the viewers? Do you feel they will be able to handle it?

BILL:  Whether they are able to handle it or not is their problem. I want everyone to know I hide nothing and that I am transparent with them. I want them, my next opponent, and everyone else in Sin City Wrestling, to know what happened between me and Chris Shipman so they will know where I came from, what happened, what I am about, and where I am going.

ANTHONY:  Since I know the history between you and Chris Shipman I would like to ask you questions, that you answer if you want to, so we can keep the conversation on a timeline. Is that okay with you?

BILL:  Sure. That way the story gets told from the beginning to where it stands today.

ANTHONY:  I understand you and Chris Shipman have the same mother but different fathers. Could you explain that situation?

BILL:  Our Mother married Harold Shipman, from England, and he turned out to be one of the most prolific serial killers in the history of serial killers and he is the biological father of Chris Shipman. Once mother found out the truth she divorced Harold and married the man who is the biological father of me and my sister. His name was William Barnhart and he was a Retired United States Navy Chief Petty Officer. Due to mother hating my half-brother Chris, due to the horrible deeds done by his father, Chris hated me. He kept complaining that mother liked me more than she liked him. I tried to get Chris to understand mother liked us the same but he would not accept that. Sorry to say this but, in reality, mother did not treat us the same. I was treated like a god sitting high on my throne whereas Chris was treated by mother as if he was a pile of dog poop.

ANTHONY:  That must have made Chris angry. Why did your mother allow Chris to live in the same house with you and your sister when she knew how he was?

BILL:  She is our mother and she gave birth to Chris so she gave him a chance to live with us and behave. I mean, come on, it was not his fault his father was a serial murderer.

ANTHONY:  Chris Shipman blamed you for the death of your sister but he ended up the one convicted of her murder but was later excused of the crime by the Judge who sentenced him to prison. Even though Chris was cleared of the crime he still blamed you. Do you mind giving details on that part of the story?

BILL:  Our sister did die in our home. The story is that me and my sister wanted to play a certain game and she asked Chris to join us in the game. He refused and demanded to play a different game that we did not want to play. When I stood up and told Chris to stop demanding me and our sister play that game he shoved me so hard in the chest all I remember is going unconscious and I do not remember hitting the floor. When I regained consciousness I looked over to see Chris standing over the lifeless body of our sister. He gave me an evil look and hissed at me YOU KILLED OUR SISTER AND I AM GOING TO KILL YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO HER!

ANTHONY:  What happened next?

BILL:  There was a criminal investigation and the two of us ended up in Court before a Judge. I told the Judge when Chris shoved me in the chest I fell backward and went unconscious before hitting the floor and when I regained consciousness I saw Shipman standing over our dead sister. The Judge decided I did nothing wrong but he sentenced Chris to prison for ten years. Before Chris was led out of the Courtroom he looked at me and said YOU KILLED OUR SISTER AND YOU PINNED HER DEATH ON ME! I WILL NEVER STOP ATTACKING YOU AND HURTING YOU UNTIL I HAVE DESTROYED YOUR WRESTLING CAREER AND HAVE TAKEN YOUR LIFE! I figure the Judge was not happy to hear Chris issue a death threat to me so Chris is fortunate he did not increase his prison time.

ANTHONY:  It appears the serial murderer genes got passed on to Chris from his father. But there is good news that came out about a year later. Please explain that to the viewers.

BILL:  About a year later I received a package in the mail. When I opened it I saw a VHS tape. There was a note from our babysitter from that time saying the video is from the surveillance camera that was watching us in the living room at the time of our sister died. She said when I watch the video it will clear everything up. I watched the video and I saw when Chris slammed me in the chest I really went unconscious and fell backward. However before I hit the floor I slammed into my sister and she fell to the floor and when her head hit the hardwood floor she died. I later regained consciousness and looked at them to see Chris standing over her body.

ANTHONY:  The surveillance video fully cleared you but I think it shows Chris was aggressive and that he was the cause of the death of your sister. What did you do next?

BILL:  I contacted the Judge who sentenced Chris and told him I had a video he needed to watch. When the Judge reviewed the video he said I was fully cleared. He said although Shipman acted violently toward me he did not directly cause the death of our sister and the Judge determined her death was an accident. He called to have Shipman released from prison. When Chris arrived at the Courtroom the Judge told him he is cleared of all wrongdoing in the death of our sister and he was free to go. Before Shipman left the Courtroom he again told me he would viciously attack me, beat me, torture me, and try to destroy my wrestling career and kill me, either for the rest of my life or until I am dead. After he told me that he stormed out of the Courtroom.

ANTHONY:  So that brings us to both of you being wrestlers in Asylum Wrestling Alliance. I remember you and Chris having some of the most dangerous, vile, dangerous, and demonic, matches ever known to the sport of wrestling. Could you go over that for us?

BILL:  I ask the viewers to think of the most violent, evil, disgusting, twisted, and life-threatening matches you have seen in the sport of wrestling. I assure you those matches were tame in comparison to the twisted, demented, and evil, matches me and Chris Shipman had against each other in Asylum Wrestling Alliance. We had matches that would have killed other wrestlers. We had matches that should have ended my career or my life but I overcame in those matches. The key fact here is that I am still here active in the sport of wrestling and Chris Shipman is nowhere to be found. In the end I guess Shipman gave up trying to kill me as he suddenly disappeared from Asylum Wrestling Alliance and I never heard from him again.

ANTHONY:  Do you think he retired from wrestling?

BILL:  I do not care if he just retired or he died. The world is a better place without that vile excuse for a human being in it. All I know is Chris Shipman vowed to destroy my wrestling career, and to take my life, but I am still here and still active in wrestling and Chris is not. I am sure there is a special place in Hell for Chris Shipman.

ANTHONY:  You said your reason for relating your experience with your half-brother Chris Shipman, both in your personal life and wrestling career, was to send a message to the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling is that correct?

BILL:  Without mentioning names, as mentioning names of other wrestlers makes them feel they mean something in the sport, I will use general terms. Most wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling think they are the best, the greatest, and the favorite of the fans. They feel they are rough and tough and can defeat everyone. I have news for these wimpy, soft, slow, and ignorant punks in Sin City Wrestling. I endured years of abuse, threats, attacks, beat downs, threats on my wife Bea and my English Bulldog Iris, and had some of the most brutal matches ever in the history of wrestling, to the point that some of those matches have been banned by every wrestling federation on the planet. I mention again that I am still here and Chris Shipman, the man who attacked, abused, and threatened me, is gone and has never been heard of again. With all that I endured, and overcame, what the hell makes you wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling think you can take me out?

ANTHONY:  Does that apply to Kedron Williams, who is your your opponent for Climax Control 245, also?

BILL:  Sure it applies to Kedron Williams. Out of all the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling there are probably two or three who are not over-blown, arrogant, wannabe superstars, but the rest of them need to be taught to be humble and I am the wrestler to humble them.

ANTHONY:  Are you claiming Kedron Williams is an over-blown, arrogant, wannabe just because he managed to get a win over Ben Jordan?

BILL:  Yeah that is exactly what I am implying.

ANTHONY:  How can you say that about Kedron? He defeated Ben Jordan so that should count for something.

BILL:  That counts for nothing! Even a blind Rat finds cheese by accident once in awhile. Kedron Williams has been in Sin City Wrestling for five months and although he has defeated a few wrestlers he has yet to hold a Championship. That goes back to my earlier comments about having several wins and then you go after a Championship and fail to win. Better to take several losses then win the Championship match. And you want to know something else Anthony?

ANTHONY:  Sure.

BILL:  I do not give a *bleep* if Kedron Williams just came off a handicap match against Godzilla and King Kong and defeated them. The fact remains that my half-brother Chris Shipman and I had the most vile, brutal, demonic matches ever in the history of the sport of wrestling and I still came out ahead. As bad as King Kong and Godzilla were they are only one-forth as bad, mean, evil, and demonic, as my half-brother Chris Shipman was. If anyone, including Kedron Williams, thinks I am afraid of them then they are not thinking as I do not fear anything or anyone.

ANTHONY:  I do not mean to take your attention to another subject but I wanted to ask a question about Iris your English Bulldog.

BILL:  Seriously? I am on a roll telling people what I am about, and why I fear nothing, and you want to ask a question concerning Iris? I guess answering your question for a few minutes will not hurt anything. What do you want to know about Iris?

ANTHONY:  College football season is upon us and the big team in our area is the University of Georgia, also known as UGA, located in Athens, Georgia. Everyone knows the mascot for the University of Georgia is Uga the English Bulldog. I have heard Iris has a crush on Uga the Bulldog and I am wondering if you are planning on arranging a date for her with him?

BILL:  What? You interrupted my presentation about wrestling to ask if I plan on arranging a date for Iris with Uga the English Bulldog from the University of Georgia? No I am not going to help Iris get a date with Uga. First off all Iris is fixed so she does not have the sexual urges unfixed dogs have. Second is that Uga the English Bulldog Mascot is prohibited from interactions with other dogs while he is on official duty as Mascot during the College Football Season. Can we return to taking about me and my upcoming match against Kedron Williams?

ANTHONY:  Sorry Bill. That question on Iris was stuck in my head but it is no longer stuck as it came out. Okay so now you face Kedron Williams who, it appears, has only his win over Ben Jordan, as an accomplishment worth mentioning. Your thoughts?

BILL:  How in the hell does someone work for five months in a wrestling federation and they have yet to hold a championship? I have researched all the Champions, current and former, in Sin City Wrestling, and many obtained their first Championship in less than three months. Five months and no Championship yet screams out PERMANENT LOW-CARD WRESTLER in my opinion.

ANTHONY:  But Kedron Williams is facing you at Climax Control 245 so that means they must feel he is a worthy opponent for you.

BILL:  And yet still he is in a low-card match. I am not a low-card wrestler but since I am assigned to wrestle against a low-card wrestler that is the only reason I am in a low-card match. These low-card weak wrestlers are just happy to get a match so that  they can get a few minutes in the spotlight by sucking off my talent and popularity.  I am not here for lame wrestlers to bask in my shine.

ANTHONY:  How do you see you two matching up physically?

BILL:  I am six feet four inches and two hundred forty pounds while Kedron is five feet eleven inches and one hundred seventy-nine pounds. He is giving up five inches in height and 61 pounds of weight to me. With that height and weight advantage it will be easy for me to muscle Harris around the ring and wear him down with my weight pressing on him. When you consider when I lean my weight on Kedron, and the weight advantage I have is equivalent of one-third of his entire weight, you see he does not stand a chance against me.

ANTHONY:  Would you comment on the list of holds, maneuvers, moves, etc., listed on the information sheet of Kedron Williams?

BILL:  Not much to comment on except that there are a lot of high-risk, high-flying, low-percentage, desperation moves on his list. The problem with is they are often ineffective, result in misses, often results in injury to the person attempting them, and they carry a success rate of 50 percent or less. For a wrestler like me, who is talented, has great ring presence, and flawlessly executes moves, holds, and maneuvers, that carry success rates of 80 percent and higher, it becomes extremely amusing to watch my opponent self-destruct during the match. Then again by the looks of Kedron Williams I would say he self-destructed a long time ago.

ANTHONY:  How would you sum up this match in a one-liner?

BILL:  An easy and decisive win for me and an easy and decisive loss for Kedron Williams.

ANTHONY:  We have several minutes of air time remaining. I will turn that air time over to you for any final comments you want to make.

BILL:  Ah, Kedron, I get several minutes to tell you how lame you are and how awesome I am. That is a fun thing for me to do. In my eyes you are a geek, a skinny short geek, who is trying to impress people with the way they look, dress, and act. Here is a revelation for you Williams. Being short, a short geek, who looks odd, dresses odd, and acts odd, does not win wrestling matches over exceptionally talented and efficient wrestlers like me. Yes, Kedron, you can stand there and talk about how many big wrestlers that once in awhile some smaller wrestlers were able to defeat but you know damn well that happens ten percent of the time. In the other ninety percent the larger, and more experienced, wrestler wins. I will take the ninety percent success rate and put it up against your ten percent success rate. I will not only call your Raise I will Raise you back double and you either fold your hand or get severely beaten in your loss to me. I do not need to have a Poker face when I hold all the Aces and Trump cards. I know you are thinking you might get lucky because you think I am over-confident and careless. Think whatever you want to think because I am not over-confident but I am confident as I have a long and successful wrestling career and that does not change against you just because you had one lucky match where you got a win you should not have gotten. I will even make you an offer. If you get hurt during our match, I mean when you get hurt during our match, I will offer to pay all your medical bills since I was the one who hurt you during the match. Now, Kedron, where else but with me can you find a complete package as a wrestler, an all-around exceptional wrestler, an intelligent wrestler with a genius I.Q., and a good natured guy who will offer to pay medical bills for the damage he inflicts upon you? No, Kedron, do not turn around and look at the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling because I am not referring to them. Continue to look at me because I am the subject of my comments. Please enjoy your freedom and good health leading up to our match at Climax Control 245 because I assure you after our match you will not feel free or healthy. Have a nice day Williams. I will.

ANTHONY:  Thanks for granting me this interview with you. I know our viewers in the Atlanta Metro area enjoyed it. Remember any time you are back in the Atlanta Metro area give me a call and we can get on the air again.

BILL:  Thanks Anthony.

The Network puts the camera in the Sports Broadcast Studio into a fade out. Once the shot fades to black the Network cuts to regularly scheduled programming on WSB TV Channel 2 in Atlanta.

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Climax Control Archives / Bill Barnhart's Debut in Sin City Wrestling
« on: July 31, 2019, 03:46:39 PM »
 BILL BARNHART’S DEBUT IN SIN CITY WRESTLING

NARRATOR:  Hi I am the Narrator Bill Barnhart hired to give you lead in information for his comments in his segments. You don’t need to know my name as I will be known as simply Narrator. Since Bill is going to debut in his first match in Sin City Wrestling I will turn the air time over to him and his family at their home in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

The scene opens with a shot of Bill Barnhart, Bea Barnhart, sitting on the couch in their living room, and their English Bulldog Iris, who is sitting on the floor, at their home in Lawrenceville Georgia. The cameraman informs them they are live broadcasting so Bill opens with comments.

BILL BARNHART:  Welcome to our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia. Recently I signed on to work in Sin City Wrestling. Now that I am active on the roster I have been assigned to debut in a wrestling match against Mark Cross at Climax Control 244 on August 4, 2019, at the Pico Rivera Sports Arena in  Pico Rivera, California. Before I go into comments on the match I would like to introduce my family to you. First I wish to introduce my lovely wife Bea.

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BILL BARNHART:   Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!!! Har har har har har!!! Oh, Bea, please tell me that is a joke!

BEA BARNHART:  I don’t know if it is or now but she said she believes this happened concerning your opponent.

BILL BARNHART:  Mark Cross did you actually get in front of a camera, in front of fans, and in front of other wrestlers, and make the claim that you will quickly, easily, and soundly defeat me? Seriously? I doubt you are capable of beating off while watching a porn movie so for damn sure you are not going to beat me at anything. Then again I guess there is one thing you are capable of beating me at and that would be you can beat me at how short a time you are involved in our wresting match before you lose the match. Hell, man, I may even defeat you before the sound of the Timekeeper’s bell stops ringing. I might break the Sound Barrier by how quickly I defeat you! So, Mark, please enjoy the rest of your time leading up to our match at Climax Control 244. Enjoy this pre-match time while you can because you will not enjoy even one second of pleasure during our match.

BEA BARNHART:  Thanks for joining us in our home for this presentation. See you all in Pico Rivera on August 4, 2019 at Climax Control 244.

The cameraman calls into the Network to inform them that Bill and Bea are done with their comments for today. The Network tells the cameraman to stay focused on them until the scene transitions to regularly scheduled programming. The cameraman complies with the instructions from the Network and after a few moments the Network switches to regularly scheduled programming.


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Supercard Archives / LONDON UNDERGROUND vs UNHOLY ALLIANCE
« on: January 12, 2018, 04:19:30 PM »
 THE CIRCLE IS COMPLETED

Narrator:  Ladies and gentlemen...children of all ages...I have breaking news for you! The circle has been completed. What circle you ask? The circle that clearly links Daniel Morgan and Osbourne, also known as London Underground tag team, to the vicious attacks that were perpetrated against James Tuscini, Dmitri, and Pinky del Ferrando. Now that the circle has been completed to show London Underground were the attackers the only thing left for Unholy Alliance to do is to complete another circle which is to destroy London Underground and take possession of the Sin City Wrestling Tag Team Championship Title Belts.

We join James Tuscini and Pinky del Ferrando, along with Dmitri, in the dressing room of James and Pinky, located at the Gold Coast Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada. They are having a discussion about recent events with attacks after attacks on them and to discuss their upcoming Tag Team Championship match against London Underground.

James:  Well guys we have come full circle. We were brutally attacked time after time and we couldn’t directly attach the attacks to any person or persons. We had assumptions who the people were behind the attacks but without hard evidence it is hard to make accusations.

Pinky:  That cowardly attack by London Underground, by paying Casey Williams to brutally beat us down, mostly me by the way, proves that they were behind the attacks. At least now we can make direct accusations without anyone complaining we are falsely accusing others.

Dmitri:  That’s the problem with you humans. Your human feelings and compassion always get in the way of logic and reasoning. From the first attack I’ve stated it was Daniel Morgan and Osbourne, London Underground, behind the attacks. You two kept telling me to chill out and keep silent as we shouldn’t be falsely accusing anyone. Well was I right as I said I was?

Both James and Pinky give a woeful look toward Dmitri and both admit he was right all along.

James:  Yes you were right.

Pinky:  You were right Dmitri. Sure glad I didn’t make a monetary bet with you on your claims.

Dmitri:  Just listen to me and obey me from here out. I am not one to make things up. I’ve been around way too long to play games with others. I will meet up with you two at another time so I can tell you my strategy for our Tag Team Championship match. Until our next meeting you two be careful and keep looking over your shoulder. With the Tag Team Championship on the line there’s no telling how desperate London Underground will be to do things to try to stop us.

Dmitri stands up and he turns to leave the dressing room. He turns around and walks toward James and Pinky with his hand outstretched and we assume he wants to part on a handshake. Just as James and Pinky stand up and reach out their hands toward Dmitri we watch as Dmitri grabs both of them by their wrists and he pulls the two toward him. The three are cheek-to-cheek and Pinky and James are wondering what will happen next.

Dmitri:  Don’t fail me boys. I’m giving you every opportunity to listen to me, follow my directions, and we earn the Tag Team Championship. If I thought for an instant that you two would betray me I would bite both your necks and drain your blood. I won’t do that to friends but if you cross me in this match and you fail me that might just happen when our friendship crumbles. Have I made myself clear?

James:  Very clear.

Pinky:  Crystal clear. Uh do you mind letting go of our wrists now?

Dmitri realizes he has an extremely strong grip on the wrists of James and Pinky and he quickly lets go of their wrists when Pinky utters that request. Dmitri turns and walks out of their dressing room and he quietly closes the door behind him. The cameraman returns his attention to James Tuscini and Pinky del Ferrando. The looks on the faces of James and Pinky are priceless.

WHEN DID YOU KNOW

James:  Well damn Uncle that was a rather interesting and strange encounter. Time for us to fully lay ourselves in the hands of Dmitri and follow his directions. I know you want to go after everyone who attacked us, and I understand how you feel, but we have been directed to stand by and follow what Dmitri is telling us so that we accomplish what we are being sent into Full Circle Pay-per-View to accomplish.

Pinky:  I understand also but it is damn hard to hold back when you want to beat the crap out of those who attacked you. I will follow Dmitri’s instructions but maybe I can hope for the best anyway. I can hope that London Underground totally fall apart and start attacking us outside of the rules and then we have full legal rights to defend ourselves. I can ask my friends to...

James:  To do what Uncle? Dmitri just exposed you as a wannabe Italian Mafia guy. Why did you make all that stuff up? You could have just told me the truth instead of trying to trick me.

Pinky:  Growing up as a kid in San Francisco I was treated as if I was worthless. Then the best job I could get was as the Door Man for the Mark Hopkins Hotel in San Francisco. Before I retired they sold the Mark Hopkins to another company and that company halved my retirement so that I get half the amount I should have gotten every month. People look down on me for working at a Door Man for the Mark Hopkins Hotel. Nobody took me seriously. When you took me on as your Manager in Wrestling it was, for me, a way to get noticed, to be somebody, and I jumped at the chance. I developed the Italian Mafia thing to give myself a little more boost. James even though the Italian Mafia thing was made up at least being your Uncle and your Manager is the real deal. Thanks. By the way when did you start to realize I wasn’t a real member of the real Italian Mafia?

James:  Remember when you had to go on an assignment at a restaurant in New York and you thought it was going to be a “hit” on someone? Turns out it was nothing more than a publicity stunt on the part of Hillary Clinton to be seen with “regular” people in public. Then you had the incident where you had to “deliver” things and you thought maybe you were making a drug or laundered money delivery right? Turns out they assigned you to work the counter at Jimmy John’s to “deliver the goods.” And that one you had where they assigned you to “make a hit” and you  were so sure it was a legitimate Italian Mafia hit on someone and what did it turn out to be?

Pinky:  It was an assignment to be a special guest player for a Minor League Baseball team. I just needed to step up to the plate for my turn at bat and make a hit in the game and my contract was fulfilled.

James:  So have you consummated any drug deals, delivery of laundered money, or put a legitimate hit on anyone for the Italian Mafia? No! I’m sorry that you had a rough life Uncle but we’re on top of the world now, you received the Manager of the Year Award in Sin City Wrestling, and you are about to be the Manager who helped arrange Unholy Alliance becoming Sin City Wrestling Tag Team Champions. Be proud of your accomplishments. Be yourself. Don’t try to be something you are not.

Pinky:  Thanks, James, you are right and I need to be happy where I’m at in life and continue to move forward.

WE’VE COME FULL CIRCLE

James:  So here we are Uncle. We’ve come full circle. The circle is complete and we are about to hold the Tag Team Championship in Sin City Wrestling. This should be an easy match for us. The only reason London Underground has looked half-way decent in their Tag Team Championship defenses is that they’ve only been required to face very weak tag teams. They’ve faced teams that were thrown together for no apparent reason causing two wrestlers with nothing in common trying to take on the Tag Team Champions. Then there are those teams that Unholy Alliance easily defeated and then a week or two later those Tag Teams we defeated we sent to face London Underground for a shot at the Tag Team Championship. What the *bleep* is up with that? We defeat every team thrown at us and we don’t get a shot at the Tag Team Championship but those teams we defeat get the shot instead of us? Talk about Management throwing such mushy softballs toward London Underground those softballs are softer than marshmallows. At Full Circle there are no more softballs being thrown toward London Underground. They get no more free passes by facing only weak and pathetic Tag Teams. They get hardballs in the form of myself and Dmitri and we are so damn hard we can cut diamonds with our hands. London Underground is in the record books as Tag Team Champions, and that can never be taken away from them, but when the entire world knows they remained as Tag Team Champions only because Management refused to send tough Tag Teams against them, then the truth is known to everyone.

Pinky:  I will be at ringside and if there is anyone running in to interfere in the match, or to distract the wrestlers, they will be dealt with by me. I may not be an official Italian Mafia member but I do, in fact, have enough Whup Ass in my body to kick the crap out of anyone who tries to influence the match. We already told Daniel that Whup is, in fact, a valid word and it is in the Dictionary so now he realizes his mistake of claiming that Whup isn’t a valid word, his mistake is going to haunt him for the rest of his life.

James:  I’m getting hungry Uncle. Ready to go out in town and get some food and drinks?

Pinky:  You don’t have to ask me twice!

James and Pinky put a few items away in their dressing room before they are ready to go out for some food. They walk out the door of their dressing room with the cameraman following them. The camera remains focused on James and Pinky until they exit the Casino and hail a taxi. Once they are in the taxi and the taxi drives off the cameraman cuts his feed and our screen goes black.

A short pause and then we hear a familiar voice...

Dmitri: Humans are so stupid…

The words come from the mouth of the other half of the Unholy Alliance, as he is walking outside in the dark. Having the thoughts run through his mind of his one on two encounter with James Tuscini and Uncle Pinky earlier on. Shaking his head about what they had said and how Uncle Pinky was trying to still persuade them about his Mafia connection, what he never had. It angered Dmitri, it made him resent him. Yet he knows that James is fond of him, he himself remembers how he loved his family when he was human. He stops, he picks out an old fashioned amulet  attached to a chain out of his pocket and opens it. He stares at what’s inside as the camera turns around and zooms in. showing two pictures. One very old of his family when he was still human. Very yellowish and barely able to distinguish any facial features. But to him he knows what the picture looked like and it is very important. The other is a recent taken picture of the love of his life, Damia whom is better known as Gothika. He sighs, remembering that they are close to become parents. How everything has changed over the time that he was in SCW, a time that is coming to an end.

Dmitri: You and our babies are now my family… along with our friends.

He hasn’t said the word yet of friends as he grinds his teeth, remembering the attacks from London Underground.

Dmitri: And what do you do when your “Family” is being hurt? You retaliate. You strike back to those where it hurts the most. And in case of the London Underground , it is their SCW tag team championships. I guess humans cannot help themselves making them more important than they truly are. Or should I just say, that ego takes a loophole with their own imagination?

He sees a light burning of James Tuscini’s Uncle's bedroom. Dmitri is curious what is going on, as he allows his vampire powers to cause him to float over towards his window. These powers he promised he would only use if it really was necessary, trying to live a near human life as possible beyond the wrestling ring. He stares over, he sees Uncle Pinky staring at a computer screen where Dmitri sees the face of Bertha while he is mumbling something.

Uncle Pinky: Ha!! Just a few more days and then you will see my nephew and Dmitri blast those scurvy London Underground fools teach them a lesson!! And take home the gold!!

There’s a moment of silence as Dmitri expects Pinky to finally turn off the screen as he suddenly sees him move closer to the screen with his face. He almost throws up at the sight of Uncle Pinky as he slowly floats back to the ground.

Dmitri: Like I said, humans are stupid.

Dmitri:I guess perspectives on life is what you make of it isn’t it?? people obviously point out to the things they feel are negative. It’s how you postpone your boredom isn’t it? It’s how you amuse yourselves over the misfortune of others. It’s quite interesting to see how easily you are distracted from the one thing that should have been on your mind for the entirety. But I’m sure fortunate that you wish to dig into my personal life and tell me how much I suck. Those are your assumptions aren’t they champs?

He closes the amulet and walks further, there’s a strong wind blowing through his hair as he stares at the darkness that is ahead of him. Covered up with the lights of Sin City, Las Vegas. Signs that causes your eyes to avert to bars, casino’s, hotels and so on and so on. Dmitri rolls his eyes as he really hates this place.

Dmitri: It’s sad though that you wish to place assumptions that would trouble a fool like a Travis Nathaniel Andrews. That I haven’t achieved anything as of late, trying to get under my skin isn’t it? It’s so biological determined that people all do think alike, it’s genetically determined long time ago that none of you look alike… and yet we are all created equally. It’s interesting to see it over and over and over again. I guess you could have offered the opportunity to do exactly the opposite what your job tells you to do isn’t it?

And yet, you didn’t. Why is that?

He grins, he puts his hands in his pockets of the jacket that he is wearing. He passes a small club. He enters it by pushing open the door and walks into a club where there’s only a few people dancing. He walks over to the bar and orders a glass of red and receives one. He turns around and sees the sign in the window that has caught his eye from the first moment and grins as he reads: “Nosferatu”

Dmitri: I should have told about this place to Damia, maybe she would have come also.

Suddenly his demeanor changes, there’s no emotion on his face and his eyes has changed to pitch black as coal. He closes his hands around the glass of red before lifting it up to his mouth and pours the remainder of the glass down his throat in one swift move. He shakes his head and turns around before staring into the eyes of James Tuscini.

Dmitri: Why are you here James? It’s not a safe place for humans. I…

Tuscini looks around and nods towards Dmitri to move closer while he looks around.

James: I know we have been friends for a long time, we have been tag team partners for a long time. I know that after this show our paths as tag team partners will probably go their separate ways.

Dmitri: Look, James...

James: Look, I know. It’s ok man. We have done everything that we both said we would achieve in SCW. Between us, every singles championship belt has been held by us. And nobody can take that away from us.

Dmitri nods, he looks around and sees that nobody is having any interest so far in Tuscini.

James: And all we have yet to achieve in this federation, is to win those SCW tag team championship belts. The belts that are being held by London Underground.

Dmitri: James….

James: Shhhh, let’s not get out of this moment alright?? It’s our moment! You see, people made fun of us. People disrespected us. They never took us seriously. They never understood the bond between humans and vampires is a bond that is truly Unholy. But we made it work!!!

Dmitri wants to warn James to keep it quiet as some vampires suddenly look over towards them, having caught the scent of a human being. Namely his tag team partner.

Dmitri: James… I…

James: Don’t worry, I know. I will follow your lead and together we will become SCW Tag team Champions of the world!!

Oh hi guys, anything I can do for you?

Dmitri sees James Tuscini stare at the eyes of three young vampires that are thirsty for his blood. Before James can react it is Dmitri that gets between them and bares his fangs, that are larger than any of the three vampires causing them to realize that he is far more powerful than them as they slowly back off.

James: Friends of yours???

Dmitri rolls his eyes as he takes Tuscini with him to a different place

The final nail

Dmitri: Do you feel lucky punks??

The words from the classic Dirty Harry movie, made famous by Clint Eastwood, echoes from the mouth of Dmitri who stands in a dark corner of the street,  having a street light hover over him showing some of his features while the rest of him hides in darkness.

Dmitri: You may wonder why I am quoting this movie line that has been used over and over again. And I’m sure that at any given moment of time that everyone has even used it once or twice. So why the significance of this one time compared to every other punk ass kid that wanted to be like Clint.

Maybe because I don’t feel the need to be like him, maybe because I feel that I want to know whether London Underground feels that they are lucky or just that damn good. And I’m sure that when you look at the fact that you are holding those tag titles, looking at whom you have beaten, then that answer should be pretty easy isn’t it? And yet, I know that deep down inside you had to think about it before you answered that question isn’t it boys??

And why is that??

The light flickers, as if there’s a wire loose or the lamp itself is running on the end of its energy causing the shadow to fall over Dmitri and have him re emerge every few seconds as the wind blows his hair in front of his face.

Dmitri: You see boys, what I’ve learned from the great champs is that they resort to childish behavior when it’s time for it. But they know when to turn the switch when it comes down to the nitty gritty. Something that you of all people should know, but still.

You see boys, it’s the fact that this is your last supper in this world that would not have to enter your mouth through a straw has not sank into your brain hasn’t it? You do have to understand that I really don’t give a shit anymore whether you told Casey or the national guard to stop us…, because you can’t and you won’t. You won’t boys, it must be hard to comprehend the undefeated streak may come to a very abrupt end at the final show of the company. To think that you put everything on the line, just merely to play a prank on us. Is that what British humor is all about? To uphold a legacy that is beyond boundaries of acceptance that either you get it or don’t? Come on now, it’s not like you ever get the opportunity to walk into a room with the modern day version of Monty Python and survive the day to tell the tales of stupidity and laughter?

It’s quite simplistic to think that we are this close to enter comedy central and watch another tale come to an abrupt end at the feet of London Underground. Oh no…. when pride is at stake my friends, there won’t be any moments left to entertain the crowds. When the fact that you have had your opportunities to undo the things that you have done and yet fail to do so…, then it will be our moment to crack your skulls and watch you scream in agonizing horror.

Dmitri grinds his teeth, there’s a look of anger upon his face that slowly turns into the icy cold stare of calmness. Not allowing his rage to take over his mind.

Dmitri: No longer is the essence of it all what happened to Pinky and to us, the eyes are now set upon that six sided ring. The essence is where who truly wants it the most, the fact that I have yet to taste tag team gold, that I have yet to see the reality in your eyes that you know that you can beat us. Oh you can proclaim to the world so many times what is wrong inside the brain of the two men that oppose you, yet you haven’t come even CLOSE to do something that would really stop us. Only cowards hide in the shadows to strike, only cowards pay off others to do their dirty job. Only cowards hide behind excuses and skirts that are only knee high. And yet when cowards are locked up in a place where they cannot depend on others, where they cannot hide. They change into the beings that they truly are.

It’s like the tale of the wounded animals isn’t it? To suddenly find that extra strength to overcome all odds that is stacked against you and strike. Beating Travis Nathaniel Andrews and whatever partner he could find to scrub his back and fiddle with his toes doesn’t even come close to what we can do inside that six sided ring. Because their single handed brain cells could not think beyond the fact that they had an opportunity at your championship gold. Me and Tuscini have an opportunity to walk out as the team that ended your silly games. That has the opportunity to shove it to everyone out there that thinks exactly what you said to each and everyone out there. That we can’t do it anymore, because WE ARE SOFT?? WE ARE BENEATH EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU??

I’m sick and tired to be overlooked, laughed at, spit at. I am tired of being ignored, never to be even cared about by those who are in the locker room. Those who know that they don’t stand a chance against me, those who know that they hate my single fucking guts. And you know what boys? After each and every single night that I get home, I get to walk into the arms of the one woman that gets me. To be held by the ONLY one in SCW that loves me. While the rest are just merely disgusted by their own lives and need to reflect it upon me. And you know why boys? Because they cannot handle the fact that they cannot accept failure, they cannot accept that I dare to be different.

You talk about me losing the world title? I pride on the fact that I have been the corner stone of this company even if it was for a few moments. I pride in the fact that I can look into your eyes and don’t care if you do beat me. Because in reality I have already beaten you. Of all the tag team champions that I have faced with my tag team partner, you two are truly at the bottom of the lake when it comes down to being the very best. Not even close to the likes Team B&J, not even close to the Jet City tag team combination, or even the Monstimals. And you know why tough guys? Because they were real, they had pride and they didn’t needed little fucking idiots to do their job. Am I pissed? Oh hell yeah I’m pissed. Pissed over the fact that my final match in this company has to be with two stupid pricks that disgrace those tag titles. But that’s fine with the likes of you isn’t it? Because when it’s all set and done, the cowards that you are don’t give a damn how you kept those titles.

But know this London Underground, you will regret the fact that you crossed our paths. You will regret the one single moment that you woke up and realized that you were alive. Because when me and Tuscini are through with you, you were wishing you weren’t.

Good fucking night

With that Dmitri walks off as the shot slowly fades.


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