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Climax Control Archives / OUR OPPONENTS DIDN'T EARN THEIR TITLE SHOT
« on: June 03, 2021, 09:04:53 AM »
AUSTIN JAMES MERCER AND TEMPEST DID NOT EARN THIS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

Narrator:  Isn’t it pathetic that two wrestlers who didn’t do a damn thing to earn a shot at the Mixed Tax Team Championship, held by Bill and Bea  Barnhart, get a shot handed to them by Alicia Lucas who won her Queen For The Day match at Into The Void X? I could say a hell of a lot more but it is much more fun to have Bill Barnhart lay it out for you.

BILL AND BEA VISIT A STAND-UP COMEDY CLUB TO WATCH THEIR FRIEND PERFORM

The scene shifts to the Laugh Factory in Las Vegas. The venue is packed with people excited to watch people perform their stand-up comedy routines since tonight is Amateur Night which means no professional comedians are allowed to perform. We get a shot of Bill and Bea who have front-row seats as they here to watch their friend, Andrew, from Lawrenceville, Georgia, perform his stand-up comedy routine. The Emcee walks to the mic to introduce the first performer.

Emcee:  Thank you for coming to the Laugh Factory for our Amateur Night where only amateur comedians are allowed to perform. After all performers have presented their routines you in the audience will determine the winner by your applause and cheering. Our first performer comes all the way from Lawrenceville, Georgia, please give a warm welcome to Andrew Eide!

The Emcee walks off the stage while Andrew Eide comes out from behind the side curtain and walks to the mic.

Andrew:  Before I launch into my stand-up comedy routine I wish to acknowledge two persons in the audience. They are my neighbors in Lawrenceville, Georgia, and I came to Las Vegas to watch them defend their Mixed Tag Team Championship against the pathetic team of Austin James Mercer and Tempest. . .

* audience interrupts Andrew with overwhelming loud laughter *

Andrew:  Oh my! I can’t believe the outstanding laughter I got from the audience just from mentioning the names of the opponents for Bill and Bea in their match. I hope I can get half that amount of laughter from the audience with my comedy routine. Before I start my act I present to you Bill and Bea Barnhart! Please stand up and take bow.

Bill and Bea stand up and acknowledge the audience then they return to their seats and Andrew launches into his stand-up comedy routine.

Andrew:  Hi! My name is Andrew. Up until I was 10 years old I thought my name was DUMAS. You see, my Dad would call me:  HEY, DUMB ASS! COME HERE!!! I just thought he was pronouncing my name wrong!

* laughter from audience *

Andrew:  So my name is Andrew and my last name is Eide which is spelled E-I-D-E but it is pronounced like IDE. Most people see the spelling on my last name and they pronounce it as EDIE or EDDIE. So someone will call out EDIE. .  EDIE. . .and I start looking around for Steve Lawrence.

* the audience appears confused *

Andrew:  Apparently you being such a young audience you don’t remember the husband and wife singing duo of Steve Lawrence and Edie Gorme. Oh well…now I’d like to talk about my friend’s mother and father. For instance my friend’s mother is so fat.

* audience replies with HOW FAT IS SHE? *

Andrew:  My friend’s mother is so fat one day she wore a white dress and fifty cars parked in front of her because they thought they were at a drive-in movie!

* audience laughs *

Andrew:  On another day my friend’s mother wore a green dress with white stripes on it and people thought she was a football field!

* audience laughs *

Andrew:  Okay…Okay! I see the looks from the women in the audience. I don’t want you to think I’m disrespecting women so let me talk about my friend’s father. You see my friend’s father is so old.

* audience replies with HOW OLD IS HE? *

Andrew:  My friend’s father is so old when Archeologist found the Hieroglyphs they found his picture painted on the walls!

* audience laughs *

Andrew:  He is so old that Methuselah calls him Pops!

* audience laughs *

Andrew:  You know in the Bible where it says GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT…AND THERE WAS LIGHT? The next thing heard was my friend’s father yelling out: HEY! TURN OUT THAT LIGHT! I’M SLEEPING HERE! Now that’s old!

* loud laughter from audience *

Andrew:  I want to return to my friend’s mother since I forgot to tell you that she is also ugly.

* audience replies with HOW UGLY IS SHE?

Andrew:  My friend’s mother is so ugly that they use her as a model for Gargoyles!

* audience laughs *

Andrew:  She is so ugly that the Phantom of the Opera walked up to her, took off his mask, and handed it to her saying HERE, TAKE MY MASK, YOU NEED IT MORE THAN I DO!

* audience laughs *

Andrew:  My friend’s mother is so ugly that when the Elephant Man saw her he screamed in horror!

* louder laughter from the audience *

Andrew:  She came over my house once and scared the fur off my cat!!!

* loud laughter from the audience *

Andrew:  Let me change the subject to language okay? My friend tried to teach me a little bit of Spanish the other day. I have to be honest with you that I have enough trouble with English but I listened to my friend anyway. For example my friend told me that AQUI means HERE. AQUI means HERE. Hmmm…I thought A KEY was something you put into a door to unlock the lock!

* audience laughs *

Andrew:  Then my friend told me that QUE means WHAT in Spanish. QUE means WHAT. I thought K was the eleventh letter of the alphabet.

* Andrew waits to see see if audience counts the letters of the alphabet to the letter K on their fingers *

Andrew:  I see you counting the letters on your fingers. A – B – C – D – E – F – G – H – I – J – K and then looking at each other and saying GEE, K IS THE ELEVENTH LETTER OF THE ALPHABET! I told you so! I wouldn’t lie to you!

* loud laughter from the audience *

Andrew:  Finally my friend told me the most confusing word of all. They said PORQUE means BECAUSE. PORQUE means BECAUSE? Oh come on now! EVERYONE knows that PORKY is a cartoon pig!!!

* very loud laughter from the audience *

At the last great response by the audience Andrew closes his stand-up comedy routine.

Andrew:  Thank you! Thank you very much! Remember my name is DUMAS. . .I mean Andrew. . .and you’ve been a fantastic audience! Thank you!!!

The Emcee walks up on the stage and Andrew hands the mic to him then exits into the backstage area. Our attention is turned to Bill and Bea Barnhart.

Bill:  That was a great stand-up comedy routine from Andrew. Too bad we can’t stay for the entire Amateur Night Competition as we have to get to the studio to finish airing our comments for our match at Climax Control 301.

Bea:  Even if Andrew doesn’t win the Amateur Night Competition I’m sure he’ll come out in the top three.

Bea and Bill stand up from their table and leave the Laugh Factory. The scene ends when they exit the venue.

A SHORT TIME LATER IN THE BROADCAST STUDIO

The scene returns and we get a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart in the temporary broadcast studio which has been set up in Earl Wilson Stadium. Both are casually dressed in matching blue jeans and pink pullover shirts. The two are sitting at a large wooden desk like you would see two news anchors doing when they deliver the news.

AFTER A BREAK FOR LAUGHTER IT IS TIME TO GET SERIOUS

Bill:  I’ll start our comments for this presentation. Austin James Mercer eh? The man who proclaims he’s the best in the world and yet you’ve had your ass handed to you so often it has become the normal expectation in your matches. Get upset at my comments if you want as I honestly don’t give a damn what you think or how you feel. Although we’ve had only one match against each other, and that was at Into The Void IX on June 7, 2020, and you got the win, that win by you was a fluke. In our upcoming Mixed Tag Team Championship match I’ll humiliate you to the world when I defeat you and prove your previous win was a joke and shouldn’t have happened. Austin do you want to prove to the world that you are not a one-hit wonder in your previous win? If so then bring it on and prove it to the world by defeating me in our upcoming match. I dare you to try. . .but I damn sure will enjoy watching you lose to me.

THE TORTOISE AND THE HARE

Bill:  Hey, Austin, do you remember the story of The Tortoise and the Hare? The Tortoise who was slow and steady ended up winning the race while the Hare was over-confident and foolish. That’s how it is in the sport of wrestling. But before I go into that let me tell you about my best friend in High School at Skyline High School in Oakland, California. His name was Grant Mori, and he was Japanese, and he had endurance beyond what everyone else had. When we ran the one mile race on the school track Grant would go slow and steady while everyone else went quickly to start. They all quickly got tired and had to slow down while Grant kept up his pace. He rarely failed to come in first in his races. In fact in one of the one mile events one of Grant’s shoes came untied so he stopped on the track to tie his shoe. It took grant more than thirty seconds to tie his shoe but he got it tied, stood up, and still ended up winning the race. That’s how me and Bea work. Determined but slow and steady. You make less mistakes when you take your time to do things properly. And, Austin and Tempest, did you see how anxious and foolish Kate and Teddy were to the point where they did high risk moves only to have Bea lay Kate out for the win? If you two want to make high risk maneuvers which have a low percentage for success, then please feel free to do so but I ask you to talk with Teddy and Kate first before you make that decision otherwise you’ll have nobody to blame but yourselves.

ONE LAST COMPARISON

Bill:  I’ve never thought about myself in my wrestling career in a certain way until Bea came to me and mentioned how she sees me. I will let her explain it to you and then allow her to present her parody.

Bea:  Since the day I met Bill I’ve looked to him like Lois Lane looked up to Superman. Let me read to you the original opening dialogue of the Superman television program.

Bea picks up a sheet of paper and begins reading the original opening dialogue to the Superman television program.

Bea:  Faster than a speeding bullet.
More powerful than a locomotive.
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Look! Up in the sky!
It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s Superman!
Yes, it’s Superman. Strange visitor from another planet who came to Earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. Superman who can change the course of mighty rivers, bend steel with his bare hands, and who, disguised as Clark Kent, mild mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper, fights the never ending battle for Truth, Justice and the American Way.

Bea looks up from the paper that she just read from presenting the original opening dialogue to the Superman television program.

Bea:  Now I will present the modified version I made to represent Bill as compared to Superman.

Bea picks up the second sheet of paper and begins reading her modified version of the original opening dialogue to the Superman television program.

Bea:  Faster than a speeding bullet.
More powerful than a locomotive.
Able to leap tall obstacles in a single bound.
Look! Up in the wrestling ring!
It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s Super Bill!
Yes, it’s Super Bill originally from Oakland, California, and now lives in Lawrenceville, Georgia, who came to Sin City Wrestling with powers and abilities far beyond those of normal wrestlers. Super Bill who can change the course of mighty rivers, bend steel with his bare hands, and who fights the never ending battle for Truth, Justice and the American Way.

>Bea puts the second sheet of paper down on the top of the desk then she stares into the camera.

Bea:  That’s how I see Bill. That’s how the majority of fans see Bill. After our decisive win over Austin James Mercer and Tempest at Climax Control 301 all the fans will see Bill as their Superman as I do.

Bill:  Thanks for the kind words and presenting me in a unique way to the fans and other wrestlers. I see you as my Lois Lane to you seeing me as your Superman. We make a hell of a great wrestling combination and that will be proven beyond a doubt this Sunday. Thanks to the viewers for joining us today. Tune in on Sunday, June 6, 2021, for Climax Control 301, where we destroy the dreams and careers of two pathetic opponents.

Bill and Bea do a HIGH FIVE then they both look toward the camera person and give the CUT sign and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes black. It takes the Network about 10 seconds to get regularly scheduled programming back on the screen.


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Climax Control Archives / QUEEN ON THIS BITCH
« on: June 03, 2021, 08:56:21 AM »
QUEEN ON THIS BITCH!

Narrator:  I had a talk with Bea before I came on the air to give opening comments to lead into her comments concerning her match at Climax Control 301. Oh. . .my. . .gawd. . .Bea is to fired up that Satan came up from Hell, checked the temperature around Bea, and declared that the heat she is putting off makes Hell look like it is frozen over. With that I turn you over to Bea Barnhart.

The scene switches and we see Bea Barnhart in their hotel room which is located close to Earl Wilson Stadium. Bea is casually dressed in blue jeans and a black and white pullover shirt. She walks over to be in front of the camera then she sits down on a chair to present her comments.

NOT CONFIDENT OF HER ABILITIES ALICIA SENDS UNDERSTUDIES TO FACE OFF AGAINST US

Bea:  Well. . .well. . .well…what do we have here? We have Alicia Lucas, the Queen For The Day, deciding to take on the current Bombshell Champion, which she will lose against Amber Ryan, but she decided to send two losers against myself and Bill for the Mixed Tag Team Championship. You’re probably asking yourself why I call the team of Austin James Mercer and Tempest LOSERS when at least Austin has held the World Championship and Internet Championship and that is a good question. Although Mercer has managed to win a Championship here and there the fact remains that he’s a loser as he has proven numerous times. Winning a Championship and managing to hold onto it for an extended period of time are different things. As for Tempest she was simply tossed into this match by Alicia Lucas because Alicia is tied up with her demand as Queen For The Day to face Amber Ryan and lose. But enough about dissing Alicia since our match is not against her but against Austin James Mercer and Tempest.

SURPRISE

Bea’s husband, Bill, walks into the room followed by their English Bulldog Iris. Bill is holding in his hands a Red Velvet Cake, which is Bea’s favorite, and she is surprised as she didn’t know Bill got into the kitchen and prepared the cake for her without her seeing him doing it.

Bea:  Wow Bill! What a great surprise! Thank you! But I also have a surprise for you as I also managed to sneak into the kitchen and I prepared a Key Lime Pie for you.

Bea runs into the kitchen and comes out with the Key Lime Pie for Bill. Bill and Bea hand their cake and pie to the other with Iris drooling hoping she’ll get some of both.

Bill:  You continue with your presentation for our match. I’ll go into the kitchen with Iris and the two of us will devour this wonderful Key Lime Pie you made for us.

Bea returns to her chair and she places the Red Velvet Cake on the small table next to her.

YOU TWO GOT SOMETHING YOU DIDN’T DESERVE

Bea:  I won’t bore you by eating the Red Velvet Cake that Bill made while on camera while I’m presenting comments for our upcoming defense of the Mixed Tag Team Championship. For now I’ll continue to inform and instruct Tempest and Austin on just how unlucky they were that Alicia Lucas totally screwed you two by giving you a shot at OUR Mixed Tag Team Championship. You would never have received a shot at us if it wasn’t for Alicia abusing her privilege serving as Queen For The Day. But that’s okay. Really it is. We win. . .you two lose…can’t get any simpler to understand than that. Then again I cannot expect you two to understand common sense and truth.

When Bea breaks in her talking and she can hear Bill and Iris in the kitchen devouring the Key Lime Pie she made for them. Bea cannot help but have a huge smile come on her face knowing Bill and Iris enjoy her dessert.

Bea:  There is something I find interesting. I have yet to face off against Alicia Lucas in the ring but apparently she didn’t feel like challenging for the Mixed Tag Team Championship against an unknown opponent in me. Yeah, I know, the common excuse will be that she wants another chance at the Bombshell Championship, but if you really thought your stuff was great why didn’t you team with Austin and take me and Bill on? If you ask me that screams volumes about you and how not-so-well you truly believe in yourself. As for you, Tempest, I also have no history in the ring against you. After our match at Climax Control 301 I will have the history of being 1-0 over you.

Bea is amused when Bill and Iris walk out of the kitchen and head for the bedroom.

Bea:  Are you two headed to take a nap after devouring the entire Key Lime Pie?

Bill:  Yep! Sorry to say that I only got one-fourth of the pie since Iris is a pig and ate three-fourths of it before I could reach over and snag what was left. Continue with your comments. I hope our snoring won’t disturb you.

Bill and Iris walk into the bedroom and Bill closes the door to ensure when he and Iris fall asleep their snoring will not bother Bea.

Bea:  * glancing over at the table next to her at the Red Velvet Cake *  I understand why Bill and Iris downed the entire Key Lime Pie I made for them. This Red Velvet Cake Bill made is calling my name and begging me to eat it so when I’m done with my presentation you can be sure I’ll dive into the cake. Before I continue on comments concerning our upcoming match, and our two pathetic, and undeserving of a shot at a Championship, opponents Austin and Tempest, I’d like to get a few other things presented.

Bea hears snoring from the bedroom where Bill and Iris went to take a nap. Even with the door closed the snoring is loud.

COMMENTS ABOUT BILL THAT I DETEST

Bea:  I wish to talk about something that has been bothering me for a long time. That item is that many of the wrestlers on the Roster call Bill old and washed up and others call him a racist because he doesn’t believe in some things that others believe in. So let me start with the old and washed up comments concerning Bill. Since most of you are idiots and don’t do your research Bill is only thirty seven years of age, which is not old in the wrestling profession, and he’s been wrestling since he was eighteen. He is also six feet four inches and 240 pounds and you want to also call him overweight? While you don’t want to support Bill because you think he is too old to continue wrestling you go out to wrestling events, put on by other wrestling federations, where the average age of their wrestlers is pushing fifty years of age. You also support and root for obese wrestlers who make Bill look skinny but you want to condemn Bill for his weight. Stop being hypocrites. Either be consistent and tell the truth or get the hell out of our faces!

Bea rolls her eyes at the stupidity most people display.

Bea:  Now let me turn my attention to the dumb ass comments people make that Bill is racist just because he doesn’t believe all the things everyone else believes. First let me state if Bill was a racist he wouldn’t be married to me, an Asian from the Philippines, right? So your first item is debunked. Second Bill has in his family people who are White, Black, Asian, Hispanic, or a combination of two or more of those mentioned and Bill treats all his family members with equal respect and dignity so your second item is debunked. Third you need to know that there is there is only one person on the planet Bill detests and discriminates against and that is his half-brother Chris Shipman. That’s because it was Chris Shipman who killed their sister. After Chris got convicted of her death he has been trying to kill Bill. After nearly ten years Bill is still alive and well and Chris Shipman hasn’t been heard from again. Please take your ignorant comments, your biased opinions, and your hatred for Bill, to the city dump because the only place your comments belong is in the trash heaps in the dump.

With those comments out of the way Bea returns to comments related to their upcoming match at Climax Control 301.

BOTTOM LINE IS WE WIN AND YOU TWO LOSE

Bea:  When it comes to wrestling both myself and Bill always give 100 percent in every match. We never hold back and we never give less than 100 percent. Maybe we haven’t won as many matches, and Championships, as some of you have but when we were assigned to matches, we gave the fans a great show and often more of a performance than they expected and most assuredly a better performance than most of the rest of you on the Roster provide. With this first defense of our Mixed Tag Team Championship we will, again, go all out, give 100 percent, and leave the match as the winners and with the Mixed Tag Team Championship in our possession. Try to debunk that all you want but the fact remains that we are the Mixed Tag Team Champions, you two are not, and you’ll not be Mixed Tag Team Champions after we defeat you. Have a nice time leading up to our match because there will be no more nice times for you two after we destroy your wrestling careers.

Bea gives the CUT sign to the camera person and they call into the Network to inform them they are cutting their camera feed. When they cut their camera feed the Network is quick to return to regularly scheduled programming.


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Supercard Archives / Re: KATE and TEDDY (c) vs THE BARNHARTS - MIXED TAG TITLES
« on: May 19, 2021, 03:41:16 PM »
*Senor Vinnie used by permission*

BEFORE AND AFTER

Narrator:  Hi and welcome to another edition of “Bill Barnhart tells you the truth and you have to deal with it!” Enjoy!

We switch scenes and see Bill is in the hotel room where he and Bea are staying. Apparently the camera person hasn’t yet informed Bill that they have turned on their camera and they are broadcasting as Bill is laughing hysterically and gasping for breath due to the overwhelming laughing. We see Bill sit on the couch, roll around on the couch, drop to the floor and roll around, all the time laughing hard and continuously. The camera person calls over to Bill to let him know they are broadcasting and Bill manages to regain control and stop laughing. He stands  up then walks over to the couch where he takes a seat. Bill looks into the camera and comments.

Bill:  I owe you an explanation of why I was in uncontrollable laughter. The other day I received a call from Senior Vinnie. Vinnie told me when he wins his King For The Day match he’ll offer me the position of Court Jester. It’ll be a combination of helping guests relax and, laugh a little bit. The side benefit of being Vinnie’s Court Jester is if anyone gets rude or out of control I get to whack them in the head with my Jester Scepter. WHAP!!! Har har har!!! Then on top of that I had laughter left over from listening to the nonsense that Kate and Teddy spewed forth recently. They would have been better off to keep their mouths shut and remain silent than to talk and talk and talk and prove to the world they’re morons. Har har har!!!

With those comments Bill relaxes a bit to give comments on his upcoming match.

Bill:  Welcome to another edition of I tell the truth about my opponents and everyone has to accept it. For the benefit of Teddy and Kate I wish to state that when you defeated Black Sheep for the Mixed Tag Team Championship had it been the team of Kris and Mikah you would not have defeated them. The fact that Coby was sent in as a replacement, when Kris Ryans became World Champion and dropped his half of the Mixed Tag Team Championship, is all the information needed to know our team is the superior team in this match.

Bill presents a large smile into the camera.

Bill:  Teddy do you know what you and Kate represent to me? You remind me of two yappy Chihuahua dogs. . .all bark and no bite. You two can pose in front of the camera and look cute if you want to but I’m here to show you what you two will look like BEFORE and AFTER our match. I’ll have the Network put up the first graphic.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE BEFORE IMAGE

The first graphic comes on the screen and what we see is a nice looking cute Chihuahua dog.

Bill:  You two smile into the camera looking like a nice looking cute Chihuahua dog. After me and Bea get done beating you down this next graphic shows you what you’ll look like. I’ll have the Network put up the second graphic.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE AFTER IMAGE

The second graphic comes on the screen and what we see is a Chihuahua dog that is so ugly that we have to turn away rather than look at it.

Bill:  So here are the BEFORE and AFTER images for you in our match. You’ll come into the match looking like nice cute Chihuahua dogs and you’ll leave looking like twisted pieces of shit Chihuahua dogs because me and Bea are going to destroy you beyond recognition. Us, on the other hand, come into the match as Handsome Bill Barnhart and Beautiful Bea Barnhart and we’ll leave our match as Handsome Bill Barnhart and Beautiful Bea Barnhart the newly crowned Mixed Tag Team Champions. And if. . .

Bill is interrupted when there is a loud knocking on his hotel room door. Bea comes out from the other room and answers the door and we see their friend and tag team partner Senor Vinnie. We are surprised to see Vinnie wearing a kingly long red royal mantle (a King’s robe) that has white trim, and Vinnie is also wearing a very fancy crown on his head and a jewel covered scepter in his hand. Bea invites Vinnie into the room and we can tell Bill and Bea are surprised.

Bill:  Uh, Vinnie, what is going on? Why are you dressed like a King?

Vinnie:  Because at Into The Void X I’m in a King For The Day match against Austin James Mercer, Cassian Reed, and Agostino Romano. When I win the match I become King For The Day so I felt it was appropriate to start dressing the part of the King.

Bill:  Okay but you haven’t won the match yet. I was in the middle of presenting comments for our match at Into The Void X but since you’re here was there something you needed from us or did you drop by just to show us your King outfit?

Vinnie:  I have numerous reasons to visit you today. Since your comments today was BEFORE AND AFTER I wanted to show you and your viewers the AFTER version of Senior Vinnie, which is King Vinnie, after I win the King For The Day match. That’s why I came here dressed as the King I will soon become.

Bill:  That makes sense. What else do you have?

Vinnie:  You mentioned that I told you when I become King I will appoint you as my Court Jester and I wanted to publicly state what you said is true. As my Court Jester you  would do a great job to entertain visitors, make them relax and laugh, and if they insult me you whack them in the head with your Jester Scepter or whatever else you can find to hit them with.

Bill:  Don’t know about making people laugh but I’ll make sure Kate and Teddy cry when our team defeats their team. Do you also plan positions in your kingdom for Bea and Iris?

Vinnie:  Bea will be appointed as Princess Bea and she will be the primary person to stand between me and my Queen and the common people. As for Iris I feel she could serve a valuable and useful purpose in my kingdom. Since so many of the common people who want to visit me are dirty flea-infested scum I’ll appoint Iris as the Official Greeter to meet and greet all guests. My thought is when these dirty flea-invested common people show up then when Iris meets and greets them most of their fleas will jump off them and onto Iris and she can run outside and dispose of the fleas.

Bea:  Princess Bea! Thanks Vinnie!

Bill:  Sounds like me and Bea have nice positions in your Kingdom but Iris will serve as a flea collector. Well flea spray and baths are for cleaning Iris so we’ll be fine. Is there anything else you have for us Vinnie?

As the words FLEA and BATH issue out of Bill’s mouth we see Iris walk up to King Vinnie and she starts sniffing his royal shoes. Liking the smell Iris decides to pee on King Vinnie’s shoes. Vinnie looks down with shock on his face.

Vinnie:  Bill! Look what Iris did to my royal shoes! I will have my shoes cleaned and send you the cleaning bill. You should control Iris better!

King Vinnie then swings his scepter and whacks Bill on top of the head.

WHAP!!!

Bill:  Ouch!!! What was that for?

Vinnie:  For not keeping an eye on Iris and allowing her to pee on my royal shoes!

Bill:  Will Iris still get her position in your Court?

Vinnie:  Of course she will. I always need someone, or something, to divert the fleas away from me.

Bill:  Do you have anything else for us Vinnie?

Vinnie:  Nothing more Bill. Thanks for accepting my upcoming appointments for you and Bea and Iris in my Kingdom. I have to go now since I have thousands of adoring fans waiting for me.

Vinnie turns and struts out of the hotel room and Bea closes the door once Vinnie is in the hallway.

Bea:  Never a dull moment with Vinnie eh? Just when you think you have Vinnie figured out he surprises you.

Bill:  Yep. Now I can get back to my comments for our match at Into The Void X.

Bill returns to facing the camera to give his closing comments.

Bill:  My final comments for Teddy and Kate are simple. I want you two to enter our match knowing you’ll lose the Mixed Tag Team Championship to us. I want you two to enter our match knowing you’ll get beat down hard by us. I want you two to leave our match as losers by accepting your loss to us. Thanks for joining me today. I’m done with my comments so you can cut the camera feed now.

At that final comment the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.


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Supercard Archives / Re: KATE and TEDDY (c) vs THE BARNHARTS - MIXED TAG TITLES
« on: May 19, 2021, 03:38:48 PM »
KARMA IS ONLY A BITCH IF YOU ARE

Narrator:  Karma is a bitch!

The scene opens with a shot of a sign concerning Karma.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE GRAPHIC

The scene switches back to Bea in her hotel room.

Bea:  Did you get that Kate? Karma is only a bitch if you are. However I’ve got news for you. The Karma I associate with is a bitch to others all the time. You’re walking into our match with a tag team partner who is not up to the task of defeating us. I know you don’t want to stay in the ring with me because you know I’ll defeat you for the Mixed Tag Team Championship. On the other hand you damn sure don’t want Teddy to get into the match against Bill because Bill will defeat Teddy for the Mixed Tag Team Championship. Well, shit, there ya go! You’re in a lose-lose situation and we’re in a win-win situation and that, Kate, is Karma being a bitch to you.

NOBODY APPRECIATES STUFF ANYMORE

Bea:  I hear of lot of wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling bitch, moan, and complain about everything. They push themselves at other wrestlers and demand that other wrestlers help them be successful in the sport of wrestling. Me and Bill don’t play that crap because we don’t need the help or association of ungrateful people. Yes we have tried helping others with their wrestling careers and most of them turned out to be assholes who didn’t appreciate that we were trying to help them. We finally got sick of people asking us for assistance because after we gave them assistance, they turned on us. That’s why you see us only associating with Senor Vinnie at this time.

Bea takes a quick drink break then she returns to her comments.

BACK TO KARMA

Bea:  I mentioned Karma earlier in my statements and I wish to return to commenting on Karma. There’s three types of Karma. The first is that in some cultures they believe when you die Karma evaluates you and then sends you back to be reincarnated into either another human being or an animal. Karma makes the decision to either slam dunk you into a horrible existence or reward you for all you did in your previous life. For the purpose of commenting on our upcoming match against Kate and Teddy this type of Karma doesn’t apply. The second Karma is one that evaluates your wrongful deeds and evil ways and then it waits until the timing is perfect and then Karma hits you when you least expect it. One example might be you mess someone up and Karma is ticked off at you. Then six months or so down the road you board a plane and the plane crashes mid-flight. That’s delayed Karma. That type of Karma also is not applicable to our match with Teddy and Kate. The third type of Karma is what is called Instant Karma and I’ll give you some examples.

Bea again takes a quick break for a drink of water then she returns to her comments.

Bea:  Let’s talk about Instant Karma. One example is that a robber mugs a woman and steals her purse and he runs away and runs across the street to be run over by a car, truck, or bus, and he dies or gets seriously injured and captured by the police. Another example might be one of your co-workers in a high-rise office building totally disrespects you in front of your other co-workers. Your disrespectful co-worker turns and gets into the elevator to take them to the ground floor. A few floors down the elevator malfunctions and the elevator car fee-falls and the braking mechanism on the elevator fails to activate and the elevator car slams into the ground floor either killing your disrespectful co-worker or seriously injuring them. Another type of Instant Karma is directed toward people who refuse to listen to others and then what you told those people who refuse to listen comes to pass they get upset over it. You can’t get upset over something that happens when you were warned that it would happen.

Bea breaks and drinks the remaining water. She closes the top of the water bottle then tosses it over her shoulder where it lands neatly in the trash can.

Bea:  So for Teddy and Kate it comes down to Instant Karma is going to beat you down, kick you while you’re down, and throw you two into the trash. Yes you heard me correctly. Instant Karma hasn’t been enjoying your disrespectful comments and actions so it’ll deliver justice upon you when me and Bill beat you down hard and walk away as the newly crowned Mixed Tag Team Champions. You cannot change what Instant Karma has for you so please just accept it and move along. Thanks for joining me today for my comments on our upcoming match.

When Bea is done with her comments the camera person calls into the Network to inform them that Bea’s comments are done. The Network quickly switches to regularly scheduled programming.


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Supercard Archives / Re: KATE and TEDDY (c) vs THE BARNHARTS - MIXED TAG TITLES
« on: May 14, 2021, 09:33:17 AM »
KATE AND TEDDY ARE TOTAL BULLSHIT

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart is presenting comments today to inform you how full of shit the team of Teddy Warren and Kate Steele are.

The scene changes and we see Bill Barnhart relaxing in a dining area inside the hotel. Bill is casually dressed in blue jeans, sneakers, and a blue pull-over shirt.

Bill:  Hi and welcome to my presentation. Today I’m going to prove how full of shit Teddy Warren and Kate Steele are. Here on the table I have what is affectionately called a Bullshit Meter. Before the camera came on I read into the Bullshit Meter all the crap Kate and Teddy have spewed forth and I’m here to show you what the Bullshit Meter is reading.

Bill asks the camera person to get a shot of the Bullshit Meter.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE BULLSHIT METER

Bill:  As you clearly see the Bullshit Meter went all the way to the highest level on the scale which is TOTAL BULLSHIT. That’s all the proof you need to realize that Teddy and Kate were lucky to defeat Black Sheep because Kris Ryans had to back out of the Mixed Tag Team because he became World Champion and he was replaced by Coby Quik. Without a doubt had you two faced Mikah and Kris, instead of Mikah and Coby,  you would not be Mixed Tag Team Champions at this time. I’ll make a prediction. After our match on Sunday, March 23, 2021, at Into The Void X, you’ll no longer be the Mixed Tag Team Champions.

The Network takes down the graphic and at the same time the serving staff brings Bill’s food order to the table.

Bill:  Oh yeah! A burger, fries, a slice of pepperoni pizza, and a glass of Classic Coke! I’m good! So, Teddy and Kate, how does it feel to be full of shit and as useless as a screen door on a submarine? How does it feel for you two being as helpless as a person who took a Diarrhea dump in a bathroom only to find out there’s no toilet paper available? How does it feel to know that when you managed to squeak the win for the Mixed Tag Team Championship that you didn’t win against the best team out there since you didn’t face Mikah and Kris? Having to face Mikah and Coby, which is half the quality of the team of Kris and Mikah is not a situation you should be bragging about. Now you face me and Bea and our team is twice the quality and ability as you two. Have fun dreaming about me and Bea walking away from our match as Mixed Tag Team Champions. For now those are just concepts in your dreams but at Into The Void X me and Bea will make those dreams a reality when we walk away as Mixed Tag Team Champions.

Bill gives a stern look into the camera.

APPRECIATE STUFF

Bill:  Most wrestlers whine, bitch, moan, and complain about everything. They approach other wrestlers and request help with their wrestling careers. Me and Bea were, and the key word here is WERE, always willing to help but we stopped helping due to those wrestlers we helped being ungrateful and sarcastic to us after we helped them. Me and Bea don’t ask for help from others because we don’t need the help or association with ungrateful people. Yes we have tried helping others with their wrestling careers but most of them were assholes who didn’t appreciate what we were trying to help them accomplish. We got sick of people asking us for assistance, then when we gave them assistance, they turned on us. That’s why we only associate with Senor Vinnie at this time.

Bill smiles into the camera.

Bill: Before I make my closing comments I would like to make comments to show people that we pay attention. I’ve done my research and I see that you, Kate, are not a total loser as you have held a few Championships in Sin City Wrestling. We’re also aware that you, Teddy, managed to somehow hold two Championships here. When my team defeats you, destroys you, and humiliates you, at Into The Void X you’ll both be re-classified as total losers.

Bill gives a wink into the camera.

Bill:  For the benefit of Teddy and Kate I want to ask you to appreciate stuff instead of being sarcastic about everything. Appreciate the fact that due to the substitution of Coby Quik on team Black Sheep you two were able to pull off a win you would not have pulled off had Kris Ryans been on their tag team. Appreciate the fact that you were able to hold the Mixed Tag Team Championship for a little over thirty days before losing it to us. Appreciate the fact that even though me and Bea are more than capable of ending your wrestling careers we’ll be satisfied to just beat you down, win the match, and accept possession of the Mixed Tag Team Championship Belts. If you don’t want to appreciate these things then so be it. No matter if you accept and appreciate these things you’ll still lose the match, and the Mixed Tag Team Championship, to me and Bea. Thanks for watching today so I could inform and enlighten you.

The camera person places their camera into a slow fade-out. As the scene is slowly fading out we watch as Bill addresses the food on the table and he dives into the food enjoying and appreciating it to the max. The scene finally fades out and our screen goes black.



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Supercard Archives / Re: KATE and TEDDY (c) vs THE BARNHARTS - MIXED TAG TITLES
« on: May 14, 2021, 09:13:15 AM »
KISS MY ASS

Narrator:  After her loss to Sam Marlowe at Climax Control 300 Bea Barnhart is ready, along with her husband Bill, to kick some ass on Kate Steele and Teddy Warren and earn the Mixed Tag Team Championship at Into The Void X.

We see Bea Barnhart walking down the hallway of their hotel. She walks to a lobby area where she meets up with the camera person who will be broadcasting her comments for Into The Void X. Bea is nicely dressed in black slacks, black dress shoes, and a white blouse. She takes a seat and when the camera person gives her the signal Bea jumps into her comments.

GROWING UP IN THE PHILIPPINES

Bea:  Growing up in the Philippines isn’t much different than growing up in the United States except for the economy and the education system. Due to the economic situation in the Philippines living conditions are not as nice as they are here in the United States. The education system in the Philippines is focused on you learning information rather than what the schools do in the United States which is indoctrinate students to be mindless zombies of the State. The common thing between the two countries is jealousy by people. The worse cases of jealousy I experienced was when I was in High School. I was one of the prettiest and most intelligent girls in the school. That meant boys worked overtime to try to gain my attention as their girlfriend. I turned them all down because my education was more important than vain things and the boys hated me for rejecting them. But the girls were horribly jealous and I endured years of abuse by them. I held my ground, and my temper, but after years of crap from them I stood up to them. At first I stood up to them verbally. Then when they got physically aggressive I had to fight off their attacks and in the process I put a lot of them out of school and into the hospital. After I whupped their asses, in self-defense, many of them came to me, apologized, and asked to be my friend. I declined their worthless gestures because of what they previously did to me. I’m not who I am today because of what others did for me. I’m what I am today because of what I did for myself.

IGNORANT DISCORD? SERIOUSLY?

Bea:  Well I didn’t defeat Sam Marlowe but I gave her enough of an ass kicking to last her for the rest of her wrestling career. Even though I didn’t appreciate her lying about what really happened backstage with the coffee incident, Sam’s performance in our match earned my respect. Well done Sam. Hope we can do another match soon. With that match behind me I enter Into The Void X, where I team with my husband and Tag Team Partner, Bill, in a Mixed Tag Team Championship match. We face the team of Kate Steele and Teddy Warren. They call themselves Ignorant Discord. Seriously? I ask the Network to put up a graphic showing you want the terms Ignorant and Discord mean.

A graphic comes on the screen with the following written on a sheet of paper.

The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines IGNORANT as being destitute of knowledge or education. Lacking comprehension of things. A lack of intelligence. Unaware and uninformed. The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines DISCORD as a lack of agreement and harmony between persons which results in active quarreling and conflict.

Bea:  Kate. . .Teddy. . .did you get that? Why in the hell would you want to name your team terms that label you as being ignorant, having no knowledge or education, lacking comprehension, and having disagreement between your team members that results in arguing and conflict? Oh wait! I know the answer to that one! It is because you two are ignorant, having no knowledge or education, lacking comprehension, and having disagreement between your team members that results in arguing and conflict. Wow! That was easy to interpret! Ha ha ha! Calling your team Ignorant Discord goes beyond you two being lame dumb asses if you ask me! You can take down the graphic from the Merriam-Webster Dictionary now.

The Network removes the graphic from the Merriam-Webster Dictionary and the camera returns to a shot of Bea.

KISS MY ASS!

Bea:  One of the animated shows I enjoyed watching was Futurama. I loved the characters of Leela and Bender but Fry was not all there in the comprehension skills department, you know, like Kate and Teddy who also lack comprehension skills. My favorite character was Bender. He was a brash, no-nonsense, cigar smoking, liquor drinking, smart-ass, cussing, in-your-face Robot. My favorite comment Bender used was KISS MY SHINEY METAL ASS! and I  relate to that because I tell others to kiss my ass all the time. Let me ask the Network to put up the graphic of Bender.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW BENDER GRAPHIC

After the Bender graphic is on the screen long enough for people to take it in properly Bea asks the Network to remove the graphic and they do. We return to a shot of Bea in the lobby area.

Bea:  Using a take on Bender’s signature comment I say to Kate and Teddy that you two can “KISS MY SEXY FILIPINA ASS!”

Bea pats her ass with her hand to show that Kate and Teddy where they can kiss her ass.

Bea:  Kate we both know Teddy is the weak link in your tag team. You’re also a weak link but less of a weakness for your team that Teddy is. I know you’ll do all you can to keep Teddy from getting into the ring because you know Bill will quickly demolish him. If you want to do that to keep both of us in the ring that’s fine with me as I’ll gladly take the win by pinning you, making you submit, or knocking you out.

WE CREATE HISTORY WITH THIS MATCH

Bea looks hard into the camera.

Bea:  I have no history with you Kate and no history with Teddy. This will be the first time we’ve faced off against each other and it’ll be the last time because when me and Bill get done destroying you two your retirement comes next so you won’t have another opportunity to face off against us. Although we have no prior history in the ring our match will make history in two ways. The first is that you two will lose the Mixed Tag Team Championship to us after you held it for a very short time. The second is that me and Bill will make history as the newly crowned Mixed Tag Team Champions. Think you can stop us from defeating you? Give it all you’ve got! I don’t want you two wimping out and rolling over and playing dead like trained dogs. I don’t want any question or doubt for any of the fans and other wrestlers to accept our win and reign as Mixed Tag Team Champions.

Bea informs the camera person she is going to make her closing comments and she wants them to get a close up of her.

Bea:  So that everyone is aware of what we are aware of let me run it down. Kate you are not a total loser as you have held a few Championships in Sin City Wrestling. We are also aware that Teddy managed to somehow hold two Championships here. Kate I want you to remember my face because I’m going to give you a hell of a beat down in our match and you’ll have nightmares where I show up in your dreams and beat you down again and again and again until you wake up from your nightmare screaming in fear as loud as you can. You need to hope you can get out of the ring and allow Teddy to be the one who loses to Bill so he’ll have to suffer the humiliation and taunts over the loss rather than you. History will be made at Into The Void X. Our team walks into this match as challengers for the Mixed Tag Team Championship and our team walks out of this match as Sin City Wrestling Mixed Tag Team Champions. Thanks for joining me for my comments today.

Bea gives the CUT sign and the camera person cuts their camera feed. It takes the Network a few moments to put up regularly scheduled programming.


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Climax Control Archives / ANYTHING GOES
« on: May 06, 2021, 09:53:44 AM »
ANYTHING GOES. . .AND EVERYTHING WILL. . .

Narrator:  Oh. . .my. . .gawd!!! Several events ago there was an incident  backstage which caused Samantha Marlowe to lose her grip on her coffee cup and it tipped backward and splashed in her fact. Since Bea Barnhart was upset over her loss in her match she didn’t want to interact with anyone so when Sam approached her she automatically tried to brush past her. In the process of trying to brush by her she bumped into Sam and caused Marlowe to lose her grip on her coffee and, well, we all know what happened after that. After several weeks of Sam Marlowe falsely accusing Bea Barnhart of deliberately throwing coffee in her face the two are set to face off in an ANYTHING GOES match at Climax Control 300. I feel sorry for Sam, as she’s gonna get beat down and her ass kicked extremely hard, but she caused this match to happen by lying about Bea.

SHOPPING FOR ITEMS FOR AN ANYTHING GOES MATCH

The camera person catches up with Bea Barnhart who is out shopping in Las Vegas. As she walks down the street she comes across two stores that are side-by-side with one being a curio shop and the other being a hardware store. The camera person follows Bea into the curio shop. Bea roams around the curio shop picking up several unique items to check them over. While Bea checks items out she makes sure the camera person cannot get a shot of the items she is looking at.

Bea:  Oh for sure I have to have this item for my ANYTHING GOES match with Sam! Perfect!!!

Bea places the item into her basket making sure she prevents the camera person from getting a shot of what she placed into her basket. Bea looks over the shelving and she finds an item that catches her eye. She picks it up and looks it over. We cannot tell what it is but it appears to be about the size of an orange.

Bea:  Aha! Another perfect item for my ANYTHING GOES match! This will cause a lot of damage when used. Love it!!!

Bea continues looking for a third item but of the items she is looking over she is not yet finding what she would like to have for her ANYTHING GOES match. After looking over numerous items she finally finds something that catches her attention. We cannot see the item in the camera view and since Bea is holding it close to her body we are uninformed what it could be. Bea places the item into her basket then she proceeds to the checkout counter. She glances over to the camera person who is desperately trying to focus their camera to see what Bea has in her basket.

Bea:  Nice try to see what I have in my basket but NOBODY is going to know what I have that I’ll use in my match with Sam Marlowe except for me and Bill. I will give you a hint since this is a curio shop. The official definition, provided by the Mirriam-Webster Dictionary, of the word CURIO is that it is something considered novel, rare, or bizarre. Oh, Sam, you have no idea what you got yourself into when you lied to everyone about what happened with the coffee backstage. You have no idea that lying about me to try to boost your image would get you into something you’ll not be able to get yourself out of. The items I have in my basket are novel, rare, and bizarre and I’ll bring them the ring to abuse you with them. Oh? What’s that? You claim I can’t bring items to our match? Seriously? Gee, Sam, maybe you don’t understand the match rules we have which is ANYTHING GOES. Anything goes doesn’t mean that only one or two things are allowed. Anything goes means EVERYTHING is legal in our match. When will you find out what I purchased at this curio shop to use on you in our match? When the bell rings to officially start out match that’s when. Remember, Sam, that I didn’t cause this match to happen. .you did with your lies and false accusations concerning the backstage incident involving the coffee. I told the truth about the coffee incident backstage and you lied about the incident. Liars are worthless and I’ll make you feel so worthless after I destroy you that you’ll be so damn humiliated that you’ll wear a brown paper bag over your head in public so people will not know who you are and tease you about your loss to me!

Bea pays for her curio shop purchases making sure the owner of the shop doesn’t reveal the items she purchased to the camera person. Bea walks out of the curio shop with the viewers disappointed they couldn’t catch a glimpse of the items. Bea goes to the hardware store next door and walks in and starts browsing. As she did at the curio shop Bea ensures the items she is reviewing, and those she places into her basket to purchase, are not seen by the camera. Bea is looking for very special items to use in her match against Sam Marlowe. Bea comments as she picks up items and inspects them and if satisfied they are worthy for use in an ANYTHING GOES match she places it into her basket and if not she returns them to the shelf. Bea takes an item off the shelf and she examines it.

Bea:  Oooo! I like this item! Small but sharp! CUTTING edge!

Bea places the item into her basket making sure the camera cannot get a shot of it then she continues browsing. Bea quickly finds another item which she picks up and examines.

Bea:  Wow! This is another fantastic item for use in my match with Sam! When Sam sees me pull this item out she’ll shit in her wrestling outfit! Oh, my, wouldn’t that be humiliating for her? Damn right it will!

Bea places the second item into her basket again ensuring the camera cannot catch a shot of the item. She browses around to find one more item.

Bea:  I need one more special item to bring to my ANYTHING GOES match with Sam Marlowe. There has to be something in the hardware store that would be shocking and amusing at the same time.

Bea spots something but she’s not sure what it is until she walks up to the shelf, picks up the item, and looks it over. When she realizes what the item is she looks into the camera.

Bea:  This is the perfect item to bring into an ANYTHING GOES match! It is small. It is compact. It is unique. It is shocking. And for damn sure it will be amusing when I use it on Sam!

Bea places the final item into her basket, again ensuring the item cannot be seen by the camera, then she goes to the checkout counter where she pays for her items and walks out of the store with her purchases from the hardware store and curio shop. The smile on Bea’s face is priceless. Bea hails a taxi to return to her hotel room.

DISCUSSING THINGS

Bea has returned to the hotel room she and Bill are staying at which is near the Gold Coast Casino. The camera person is set up and we listen to their conversation.

Bea:  Bill how can you not be upset that you lost your Roulette Championship match against Alex Jones at Climax Control 299? You clearly beat him down more than he did to you.

Bill:  The rules of that Roulette Championship match was the match takes place in a boiler room and the first wrestler to exit the boiler room is declared the winner. When I speared Alex and drove him backward we both slammed into the door of the boiler room. The door flew open and we both tumbled out of the boiler room. Referee Drew Patton made the correct call on the match. Although I clearly beat down Alex more than he did to me his back hit the door and he fell backward to the floor. When both of us flew through the opening he was the first wrestler to exit the boiler room. I can’t be upset at the Referee for rightly officiating the match and I can’t fault Alex Jones as he gave me a great match. The only thing I have to say is that he is at a disadvantage against Caleb Storms and Miles Kasey at Into The Void X. Both of them are rested and healed and Alex Jones is going into that match defending the Roulette Championship as a broken man. I place my bet on Caleb Storms to win the Roulette Championship.

Bea:  A bold prediction Bill.

Bill:  I’m a bold person Bea. I’ve had enough to say and I don’t want to take up more of your air time since this air time is your time to talk about your match with Sam Marlowe.

Bill exits the room and Bea continues to address her upcoming match.

Bea:  Did you pay attention to what Bill said? He congratulated Alex Jones on the win and he thanked the Referee for calling the match properly. Although me and Bill haven’t yet won Championships, and we haven’t won as many matches as we hoped we would, we’re happy, contented, and we continue to give one hundred percent in every match. Compare that to most of the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling, including Sam Marlowe, who win more matches than the two of us do, and some have won Championships, yet they still whine, bitch, moan, complain, and throw tantrums when they don’t get their way. Listen up so you might have a slight chance of understanding. We’re employed by Sin City Wrestling to wrestle in the matches assigned to us. We’re not here to complain how Management runs our wrestling Federation. We’re not here to complain about what matches we’re assigned to. They pay us to perform to the best of our abilities in the wrestling matches they assign us to and that’s what me and Bill do. I’m not like other wrestlers, including Sam, who complain about every damn thing. Just because Sam is a klutz and lost her grip on her coffee and she sloshed it into her own face she has no right to try to accuse me of deliberately throwing coffee in her face. False accusations by opponents causes my opponents to get a truly severe beat down. If you’ll please excuse me I need to get to a MEET AND GREET event with my fans.

The camera person places their camera into a fade out and when the scene totally fades out the Network cuts to a commercial break.

After the commercial break the scene opens with Bea at her MEET AND GREET with her fans.

MEET AND GREET

A shot of Bea Barnhart at her MEET AND GREET event comes on our screen. We see dozens of fans waiting to greet Bea, obtain her autograph, shake her hand, and ask questions. Bea is smiling large as she greets her adoring fans.

Fan One:  I would like to ask why you chose the song HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT by Pat Benatar as your entrance and theme music.

Bea:  Bill used this music while serving in another wrestling federation and I also like the song. He told me he would love to have a match with the rules that each wrestler can hit the other wrestler with any wrestling move or hold and they have to take the shot. Then the wrestler who got the first shot has to stand there and take the shot from the other wrestler. They would go back and forth until one of them could no longer continue in the match. Bill said the match would be called HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT and it would go as I just mentioned. If any wrestler delivered a shot then another and another without allowing the back and forth according to the match rules they would be disqualified for violating the rules of the match. Bill stated if they would give him a match like that he would easily win as his shots are better than his opponents and he can take the hits and rebound better than other wrestles. I feel the same way as Bill does. I feel if I could be assigned to a HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT match I would easily win as it is damn hard to put me out of action as Sam Marlowe will find out in our upcoming ANYTHING GOES MATCH. Sorry for the long response but I wanted to clearly answer your question.

Fan One:  Thanks for the response. May I also have you autograph this photo please?

Bea:  Of course!

Bea signs the photo and hands it back to the fan who is extremely thankful for the opportunity to meet Bea Barnhart, ask her a question, and have her autograph a photo.

Fan Two:  You claimed numerous times that you did not deliberately toss Sam Marlowe’s coffee into her face. You stated you were upset at losing your multi-wrestler match by being the wrestler who was pinned and you simply didn’t want to talk with anyone as you headed back to your dressing room. Can you  honestly state that you did not know that the person who approached you and tried to talk with you was Sam Marlowe? And can you honestly state that you didn’t know she was carrying a cup of hot coffee when you brushed her aside?

Bea:  I wish there was a Polygraph machine here they could hook me up to as I’m telling the truth and the Polygraph machine would prove that. When you review the backstage incident you notice the only person with me was my husband Bill. I tell you the truth that when he approached me after my loss in the match I didn’t even want to talk to him as I was so upset over my loss so you know damn well I didn’t want to talk with anyone else. Watch the replay of the backstage incident and you’ll notice that I wasn’t talking to Bill. He was simply walking backstage with me as we went toward to the dressing room because he knows there are a lot of wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling who want to attack me backstage. It wouldn’t have mattered who walked up to me that evening as I honestly didn’t want to talk to anyone, including my husband, due to my loss. When Sam approached me I didn’t even know it was her. It could have been a violent wrestler trying to attack me or a rogue fan who snuck backstage. I simply saw movement that was not from Bill and I tried to quickly brush past the movement. I guess when I bumped into Sam her hand flipped toward her and she spilled hot coffee into her own face. I tell the truth and if you watch the replay of the backstage incident concerning her coffee you’ll see I’m telling the truth. I have time for one more question then I’ll shake hands and autograph items for you before I have to leave.

Fan Three:  Due to your upcoming match being an ANYTHING GOES match do you expect Sam Marlowe to hire friends to run in on the match to attack you? I mean anything goes means anything goes right?

Bea:  I’m not new to having jealous and incompetent opponents attack me backstage or hiring interference in a match to try to gain an advantage. If anyone shows up to my match with Sam and tries to interfere I have Bill, Senor Vinnie, and numerous other loyal friends, who will immediately step between those attackers and me. If they need to they’ll release Iris on them as Iris is very protective of me and Bill. The coffee incident was not a deliberate thing by me but Sam wanted to make it a deliberate thing. So I look at it like this. Me beating the crap out of Sam, and hurting her so she will suffer pain for weeks, isn’t something I deliberately decided to do. I wanted a standard rules match but she wanted a violent grudge match so she got her wish and now we are assigned to an ANYTHING GOES Grudge Match.

Bea motions to the camera person to get an extreme close-up of her and they do so.

Bea:  Well, Sam, as I’ve mentioned many times, my opponents should be careful what they wish for as they might just get it. You wished for this type of match and you got what you wished for. You simply failed to place into the equation that I’m going to beat you down so hard, so badly, and so violently, that you’ll prefer to run off into retirement than to face anyone again in the wrestling ring. To bring the concept of how severely I’ll beat you down let me put it in the following terms. Sam you would rather suffer through a Category 5 hurricane, with winds of up to 157 miles per hour, than to suffer the beating I’ll give you in our match. You would rather suffer through an EF5 tornado, with winds of 116 to 200 miles per hour, than to suffer the beating I’ll give you in our match. And, Sam, trust me that you would rather suffer through a magnitude 8.0 or higher earthquake than to suffer the beating I’ll give you in our match. You can contact Management and tell them you want to quit and back out of our match and walk away from this match and save yourself getting seriously hurt or you can come to the match and get seriously hurt at my hands. Your decision.

Bea thanks the camera person for the close-up and then they back off to return to a regular shot. Bea turns to her fans at the MEET AND GREET event.

Bea:  Thanks for coming to my MEET AND GREET event. Although I’m done taking and answering questions I’ll remain for a time to talk with you, sign autographs, and have photos taken with you after the camera is off.

The camera person cuts the audio of the broadcast and then they set their camera to a slow fade to black. Over a one minute time the scene slowly fades out until our computer screen goes black.


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Climax Control Archives / ALEX JONES...AGAIN
« on: April 29, 2021, 03:08:26 PM »
ALEX JONES. . .AGAIN

Narrator:  Most of you know. . .some of you are about to know. . .and the rest of you are morons so you will never know. . .that Bill Barnhart is one of the most accomplished wrestlers in the sport of wrestling that he has been referred by the term BAD TO THE BONE for a long time. Without further delay I turn you over to Bill Barnhart for his comments on his Roulette Championship match against Alex Jones at Climax Control 299.

When the scene changes we see Bill Barnhart standing near a wrestling ring. We are not sure where the ring is located but we hope Bill will inform us where he is broadcasting from. But if he doesn’t reveal the location that’s okay. Bill has not yet been informed that they are broadcasting so without an introduction or comments Bill launches into song from a well-known musical.

Bill:

There's a bright golden haze on the meadow
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow
The corn is as high as an elephant's eye
And it looks like it's climbing clear up to the sky

Oh, what a beautiful mornin'
Oh, what a beautiful day
I've got a beautiful feeling
Everything's going my way

The camera person interrupts Barnhart’s performance to inform him that he forgot to tell Bill that they were already broadcasting. He lets them know his singing the opening of OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING from the musical OKLAHOMA was broadcast to everyone watching.

Bill:  That’s okay. I’ve nothing to hide. When you think about it getting this Roulette Championship match against Alex Jones is a fun gift given to me. When I was presented with the Climax Control 299 card and saw that I was facing Alex Jones for the Roulette Championship all I could do was bust out with the song OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING from the musical OKLAHOMA.  At that time I was thinking yes it is a beautiful morning. . .yes it is a beautiful day. . .and yes I’ve got a beautiful feeling that everything’s going my way. Being handed a special match like this just weeks before Into The Void X is not only fun for me it will prove that Alex Jones is a chump champ when I defeat him.

After Bill’s comments the cameraman gets a shot of the announcing table at ringside. We notice sitting on top of the announcing table there is a Karaoke machine. It appears we are about to be blessed with a performance by Bill. When Bill is told by the camera person they are live broadcasting Bill launches into his comments.

Bill:  Thanks for joining me today. I’m at an event location that hosts sporting events which is the reason you see a wrestling ring and announcing table. No it is not at the Saxon Hotel where Climax Control 299 will be held. I often keep these locations unknown as there are a lot of jerks, both wrestlers and fans, who act violently and attempt to attack wrestlers they don’t like. I figure since damn near everyone is upset that Bea told the truth about the backstage coffee incident with Sam Marlowe that these mentally ill wrestlers and fans might want to attack me to get on Bea’s nerves. So for now don’t concern yourself on where I’m broadcasting from. Just pay attention to my comments.

BAD TO THE BONE

Bill walks over to the announcing table and points to the Karaoke machine.

Bill:  This is a Karaoke machine. Most of you know what it is, and I don’t need to explain what it is to those of you who know what it is, but I have to be very specific for the benefit of those watching who have low IQ numbers and have a hard time comprehending simple concepts.

Barnhart bursts out in loud laughter then he regains his composure to continue his comments.

Bill:  I’m going to perform a song that all of you, except the most ignorant of you, know very well. I feel it is the perfect song for me to present just how BAD ASS I am. It is BAD TO THE BONE by George Thorogood. Ready. . .set. . .go!

Bill presses the play button and we hear a familiar song introduction and we watch as Bill launches into his presentation of the song.

On the day I was born
The nurses all gathered around
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up
And she said leave this one alone
She could tell right away
That I was bad to the bone

Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

I broke a thousand hearts
Before I met you
I'll break a thousand more, baby
Before I am through
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone

Bad to the bone
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone

I make a rich woman beg
I'll make a good woman steal
I'll make an old woman blush
And make a young girl squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone

Bill is finished with his Karaoke performance of BAD TO THE BONE. He takes a bow then turns the Karaoke machine off.

Bill:  Yes, Alex, I’m BAD TO THE BONE! Yes, Alex, I’m gonna whup your ass and earn the Roulette Championship from you. Yes, Alex, I’ll defeat you so soundly that you’ll cry for days. Do you think I give a shit if you lose the Roulette Championships to me and you get knocked out of the Roulette Championship match at Into The Void X then you cry yourself to sleep for weeks over your loss? No, Alex, I don’t give a damn about you. . .I don’t care how you feel. . .I don’t care if your feelings get hurt. . .and I don’t care if you get physically hurt during our match. Why? Because I’m not here to make you feel good. I’m here to destroy you and become the next Sin City Wrestling Roulette Champion. And, Alex, if you think that any of the stipulations the Roulette Wheel can land on to determine the details of our match will benefit you in the match then you’re extremely deceived.. The Roulette wheel can land on a slot with the stipulation that BILL BARNHART MUST HAVE HIS HANDS AND FEET TIED WITH ROPES AND HE HAS TO WEAR A BLINDFOLD AND A STRAIGHTJACKET in the match but even if that were a possible option on the Roulette wheel I’d still kick your ass! That, Alex, is what BAD TO THE BONE is about!

Bill roars with laughter again.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING?

Bill:  To prove I know what I’m doing, Alex, I’ve  researched and found that you are somewhat accomplished in Sin City Wrestling. I see you held the Heavyweight Championship from August 23, 2020 until September 27, 2020. Maybe you think a title reign of a few days over thirty days is great but I feel a short title reign like that is pathetic. I see you held the Mixed Tag Team Championship with your partner Johanna Krieger from February 26, 2020 until August 2, 2020 when you lost it to Sass N Bash. I will give you credit for this title reign since you managed to keep the Championship for a little over five months but I’m sure it was more due to Johanna’s performance in the ring as your Tag Team partner than it was due to your performance in the ring. Next I saw you and your tag team partner, Devona, managed to get to the finals in the Blast From The Past Tournament but someone else won the Tournament. Runner-Up doesn’t mean you won anything in the Tournament. The term Runner-Up is just a polite term for LOSER. You found out there are no trophies awarded for second place. And, now, you hold the Roulette Championship which you obtained on March 28, 2021. Sorry to be the wrestler who will defeat you and earn the Roulette Championship away from you just five weeks after you obtained it. Sorry to be the wrestler who will knock you out of the Roulette Championship match at Into The Void X. However, Alex, I’m not sorry enough to back off on you in our match at Climax Control 299 and let you win. Yes, Alex, you heard me correctly. My words are prophecy that will come true on Sunday, May 2, 2021.

Barnhart presents two thumbs up into the camera.

Bill:  Do you know what you’re doing Alex? I damn sure know what I’m doing. I know you’re going to get in front of the camera to try to convince everyone that you can defeat me. Hmmm. Shall we investigate that claim? Let me take you back to Climax Control 255 on December 1, 2019. I defeated you by applying my Barnhart Shoulder Breaker Flying Hammer Lock. You cried like a little kid that fell and skinned their knees. You begged me to release my Flying Hammer Lock on you but I refused until the Referee ordered me to release you. So, Alex, do you still believe you can defeat me? You’re 0-1 against me and you’ll go 0-2 on May 2, 2021, AND you’ll be handing the Roulette Championship to me!

Barnhart steps away from the announcing table to walk to the wrestling ring where he climbs the steps, walks along the ring apron, then ducks through the ropes into the ring where he walks over to the ropes and looks into the camera.

FREAKING OUT OVER NOTHING

Bill:  Alex I have a neighbor who, although she’s intelligent, she’s dumb. Let me tell you about an incident that happened two months ago with her. I was taking my English Bulldog Iris for a walk around our neighborhood. We crossed paths with Danielle during our walk. I needed to ask Danielle a question about the type of work she does since she works from home. I was on one side of our street and she was on the other side so it was hard to communicate when we were fifteen to twenty feet apart. I took a step toward her to be sure she could hear me and she nearly jumped out of her skin, backed up, and didn’t want to get close to me even though we were still far apart from each other and it was difficult to hear each other. Neither of us wear a mask when we take walks in our neighborhood as we’re never close to other people during these walks and a mask is supposed to protect you and others when you are close together. This reaction from Danielle surprised me because since she moved here from San Francisco six months ago she has made trips to Mexico, Ecuador, Panama, Bolivia, Peru, and Brazil. If you can make that many trips in a short period of time you can talk to me across the street for two minutes without acting like you’ll contract the Corona virus.

Bill gestures with his arms in the air like WTF then he continues.

Bill:  Although Danielle’s fear reaction was stupid and unjustified, considering her many trips I mentioned, your reaction to our match will be real fear. Alex you need to fear me. Alex you need to worry that I might end your wrestling career. I’ve defeated you in a dominating manner before and I’m going to do it again. No matter what you do, no matter what you say, no matter who you pay to interfere in our match, I’m going to win, I’m going to earn the Roulette Championship, and you’re going to run off into retirement!

BE AWARE WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND YOU

Bill:  I’m trying to help you understand things, Alex, so that when these things happen you’ll not be able to use the excuse that you were caught off-guard or that you were uninformed. Let me relate a recent incident concerning my wife’s friend, Juliet, who is also a Filipina. Juliet is one of those people who claims to know everything but she is dumber than a rock and always gets caught short. Juliet has a daughter who is seven years old and afraid of dogs but Juliet thought it would be nice to purchase a dog for her as a pet. Instead of talking to friends who have dogs with puppies, contacting a store that sells dogs, or contacting the Humane Society to adopt, she went on Facebook to the Marketplace and looked for a dog there. She likes Iris, my English Bulldog, so she searched and found a man in Atlanta who said he has an English Bulldog puppy that he can no longer keep and he wants to re-home the dog to a loving family. He was asking $500 for the dog but he asked that Juliet transfer $200 to him to hold the dog until she can pick the dog up. After Juliet transferred the $200 to this man he told her he lied to her and he never had a dog. He just wanted to scam her. Juliet tried to make a huge deal out of it on Facebook claiming it wasn’t right for that man to scam her. Bea bitched Juliet out asking how she could be so damn stupid to try to obtain a dog that way when there are dozens of pet shops in our area, plus the Humane Society, and of course we have mutual friends who have dogs who end up having puppies. Bea told Juliet that she has no right to call out this scammer and complain out him on Facebook when she could have done a dog purchase the correct way to now allow herself to get scammed.

Bill grins a huge grin.

Bill:  So, Alex, why did I tell you Juliet’s stupid experience and her getting scammed? Because she never listens to anyone. Then when we tell her what would happen and it does happen she gets upset and blames the scammer instead of blaming herself for allowing them to scam her. How does that relate to you Alex? You also don’t listen. You have people telling you that you’ll lose the Roulette Championship to me and that I’ll go on to Into The Void X to defend the Roulette Championship against Caleb Storms and Milo Kasey but you refuse to listen. When you lose to me, like Juliet lost to the scammer, don’t whine, don’t complain, don’t demand stuff,  don’t go on Facebook and Twitter to whine about it, just accept your loss and get the hell out of my sight! When I win the Roulette Championship from you I’ll use one of my favorite four-word phrases:  I TOLD YOU SO!!!

Barnhart exits the ring then walks to the announcing table where he takes a seat. The cameraman gets set up to keep focused on Bill.

THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY

Bill:  What we have here Alex is what I call a perfect opportunity. Well a perfect opportunity for me anyway. For you it is a perfect nightmare. We’ve had one match together and I defeated you by submission. I know that decisive submission loss to me haunts you to this day. You thought you had several weeks off before Into The Void X before you would have to defend the Roulette Championship and then the next thing you know you’re facing me at Climax Control 299 with the Roulette Championship on the line. You thought you would walk into Into The Void X as Roulette Champion and maybe, just maybe, you would be able to defeat Milo Kasey and Caleb Storms but now you’re beginning to realize you’ll enter Climax Control 299 as Roulette Champion and you’ll leave Climax Control 299 as the FORMER Roulette Champion.

Bill waves his fists into the camera for the benefit of Alex Jones.

Bill:  Alex you can purchase all the good luck charms you want and you’ll still lose to me. You can find witch doctors and Voodoo people to attempt to put curses on me and you’ll still lose to me. You can hire all the interference you want but with Senor Vinnie, Bea, and my English Bulldog Iris, watching my back all your paid-for interference will get beat down and sent back to the trash dumpster. I’m not in this match to hand you a win. I’m in this match to hand you a loss and a damn hard loss at that. This is a Roulette Rules match and I’m hoping the wheel lands on the most outrageous, hard, dangerous, violent, and evil, type of match anyone can imagine. I want my win over you to be so amazing, so brilliant, so overwhelming, that the fans, reporters, and other wrestlers, will be talking about my win over you for decades. Please enjoy your free time leading up to our match on Sunday because after our match, when you are crumpled on the mat bruised, broken, and bleeding, there will be no more enjoyment in your life.

Bill informs the camera person he is done with his comments for this presentation and they cut their camera feed and our screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / FACING THE STORM AGAIN
« on: April 14, 2021, 11:07:42 AM »
FACING THE STORM AGAIN

Narrator:  Last week Bea Barnhart was in a Roulette Qualifier match to try to earn a spot to challenge for the Bombshell Roulette Championship at Into The Void X and now at Climax Control 297 Bill is in a Roulette Qualifier match against Caleb Storms for a shot at the Roulette Championship at Into The Void X.  That shows the Barnhart family has made an impact in Sin City Wrestling. I will now turn you over to Bill Barnhart, located in the Broadcast Studio at the Earl Wilson Stadium in Las Vegas, Nevada, for his comments on his match.

We get a shot of Bill Barnhart sitting at a table in the broadcast studio. He is nicely dressed in a dark gray business suit wearing a white shirt and a dark gray tie that matches the color of his business suit. Bill looks more like a high-level Broadcaster than a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling. When the techs in the broadcast studio inform Bill they are live broadcasting he launches into his comments.

Bill:  Let me get to the point as there’s no need in making a lot of unnecessary comments that waste air time. I’m facing Caleb Storms, in a Roulette Qualifier match to qualify for the Roulette Championship match at Into The Void X, and everyone seems to bow and worship Caleb and I have no clue why.

Bill looks into the camera with a confused look on his face.

Bill:  Why are you, the viewers, questioning my comments concerning Caleb Storms and why are you, the viewers, supporting a lame wrestler like him? Let me tell you why and I have three items to present to you to prove your support of Caleb Storms is pathetic.

Bill holds up one finger to indicate the first item he wants to present.

Bill:  Caleb everyone brags about how great you are as a Roulette Champion. How about we investigate that item? You defeated Jon Dough on May 13, 2018, to earn the Roulette Championship then lost it back to Jon Dough on May 27, 2018, which means you held the Roulette Championship two weeks! Seriously? One reign as Roulette Champion. . .a reign of only two weeks…and that was nearly three years ago? And people commend you for that pathetic performance? Good grief!

Bill holds up two fingers to indicate the second item he wants to present.

Bill:  So, Caleb, I’ve also heard people brag about your accomplishment in earning the Mixed Tag Team Championship with your tag team partner Samantha Marlowe. You defeated Kain and Mercedes Vargas on August 26, 2018, then you lost is back to Kain and Mercedes on September 16, 2018, which is about three weeks. One reign as Mixed Tag Team Champions. . .for three weeks. . .then nothing since? Damn!

Bill holds up three fingers to indicate the third item he wants to present.

Bill:  Caleb, you obtained the Internet Championship by default on December 6, 2020, then immediately lost it to Agostino Romano on January 31, 2021. I guess we can give you credit this time for holding a Championship for around seven weeks. Then you managed to regain the Internet Championship from Agostino Romano on March 7, 2021, but immediately
 lost it back to Agostino on March 28, 2021, for another pathetic three week reign as Champion. How anyone can follow you, support you, cheer you on, and commend you, on these pathetic performances as a Champion is beyond my ability to comprehend the reasons why. Why. . .why. . .why. . .why…why?

Bill holds up his hands with his thumb and index finger making a ZERO.

Bill:  Four times you held a Championship in Sin City Wrestling. Combined time as a Champion, totaling all the times you were Roulette, Mixed Tag Team, and Internet Champion, comes to a grand total of around fifteen weeks. Seriously? They need to update the Dictionary so that instead of giving a definition of the term PATHETIC they just use a photo of you as the definition!

The cameraman gets a close-up on Bill who has a huge grin on his face.

MORE THAN A ONE-TRICK PONY

Bill: I was accused by Lincoln Daniels of being a one-trick pony by his claim that I have only one good move in my arsenal. Lincoln specifically mentioned my sleeper hold as my only good move. Apparently Daniels is uninformed, or stupid, or both, because I have numerous great submission holds. My favorite submission hold is my Flying Hammerlock, followed by my Sleeper Hold, followed by my Figure-Four Leg Lock. And when you take a look at my match with Lincoln Daniels, at Blaze of Glory IX, you notice I used many punishing moves that wear him down rather than go for the submission. How did I win my match with Lincoln Daniels? With a pinfall. ONE. . .TWO. . .THREE!!! Uh huh! What is my favorite four-word phrase? I TOLD YOU SO!!!

Bill bursts into loud laughter then he regains his composure.

Bill:  HAR HAR HAR!!! Caleb you’re a joke of a wrestler in my eyes. So you’ve held four Championships in Sin City Wrestling over a three year period. Combined your four Championship reigns totals around fifteen weeks. When I worked in another wrestling federation I often held Championships for months, and several times for over one year, before someone was able to defeat me. I was a multiple Triple Crown and Grand Slam achiever. I was inducted into the Hall of Fame so many times they were thinking of renaming their Hall of Fame as the Bill Barnhart Hall of Fame.

Bill again bursts into loud laughter but this time he has amused himself so much that it takes him time to regain his composure.

Bill:  HAR HAR HAR!!! Caleb I’ve heard you brag about yourself. I’ve heard others brag about you to the point that they reference that your shit don’t stink. Trust me, Caleb, when you’re in the bathroom doing a dump it stinks so horribly that people passing by have to don gas masks to keep from passing out. Well, Caleb, speaking of passing out you know I’m a wrestler known for punishing opponents so hard that they would rather pass out than to continue to try to fight the horrific pain I put upon them. If you think I’m gonna go easy on you then you’re delusional because I plan on hurting you to the point where you’ll go unconscious rather than endure another second of pain. Although in our three matches against each other you are currently 2-1 after Climax Control 297 we will be at 2-2 against each other.

THE BOTTOM LINE

Bill:  What’s the bottom line Caleb? I win. . .you lose. I win and qualify for the Roulette Championship match at Into The Void X. . .you don’t. You’ll get hurt by me. . .you’ll not be able to hurt me. Bea’s spilling coffee in the face of Samantha Marlowe was an accident but me beating you to the depths of Hell and back will be deliberate. I’ll have the fans support me as their next Roulette Champion. . .you’ll be mocked and ridiculed as the mediocre wrestler you truly are. Fun for me…humiliating for you. Deal with that Caleb

Bill informs the studio techs he’s done with his presentation and they cut their camera feed.


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Climax Control Archives / I WILL BECOME THE CONTENDER FOR THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP
« on: April 07, 2021, 08:49:16 AM »
I WILL BECOME THE CONTENDER FOR THE ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP

Narrator:  I’m here to tell you Bea Barnhart is excited about this match at Climax Control 296. She is happy she got another match since she has not been assigned to matches for 2021 as often as she wanted to be. With this being a Roulette Championship Qualifier match, with the winner moving on to challenge for the Bombshell Roulette Championship at Into The Void X, Bea in overdrive. With those comments I turn you over to Bea for her comments on her upcoming match.

BREAKING OPPONENTS

The scene changes to a shot of Bea Barnhart in her hotel room located near the Cox Pavilion in Las Vegas, Nevada. Bea is casually dressed in blue jeans and a black pullover shirt.

Bea:  Thanks for joining me to listen to me explain why Krystal and Candy are doomed to lose to me at Climax Control 296. First item is that I’m not happy that since November 2020 I’ve only had three matches, one in November, one in December, and one in February. I’m so happy to have another match that I’m so fired up I have to have the Fire Department stand by to quell the flames. I know the two of them have dreams of winning this match, and qualifying for the Bombshell Roulette Championship match at Into The Void X, but I’m the dream destroyer and the dreams of Candy and Krystal will be destroyed by me this Sunday.

Bea rolls her eyes.

Bea:  Sheesh! Candy appears she’s trying to be like a Malibu Barbie and Krystal Wolfe thinks she’s all that just because she comes from Australia. I don’t give a damn who you are, what you think you are, or where you come from. The only thing I see in you two are victims of my superior wrestling and you are losers.

Bea stops talking for a moment to take a drink break.

DREAMS

Bea:  Candy, Krystal, I know you two have dreams. Unfortunately your so-called dreams are nothing more than false hopes that you can defeat a quality wrestler like me. My dreams, on the other hand, are based on tons of research that leads to valid interpretations of those dreams. Let me run down a few of my dreams that I researched for their meanings.

Bea holds up one finger to indicate the first dream and interpretation.

Bea:  I have dreams of a happily barking dog. This symbolizes pleasures and social activity and that I’m being accepted into the circle of things. This, girls, means that I’m a happy person, a successful wrestler, and after showing the rest of the Roster what I’m capable of accomplishing in the ring, everyone is now taking notice of them. Oh how much more they’ll take notice of me when I easily defeat you two this Sunday.

Bea holds up two fingers to indicate the second dream and interpretation.

Bea:  Dreaming I’m giving a dog a bath symbolizes my nurturing abilities and I pride myself on my loyalty and generosity. I do have a nurturing nature when I give Iris a bath. It is a teaching moment for Iris. I’m loyal to Iris and generous in handing out love and affection, and of course food, to her as she is never satisfied with the amount of food we give her. How does that dream and interpretation relate to you two in our match? I’m going to give you a teaching moment to show you that even if you two combined all your wrestling abilities you still don’t equal half the wrestler I am. And since I’m a very generous person I promise I’ll issue out punishment on you two in equal amounts as I have enough punishment available for both of you.

Bea holds up three fingers to indicate the third dream and interpretation.

Bea:  Sometimes I dream of ants so I looked up the interpretation of that dream. Since ants symbolize hard work, diligence, cooperation, and industry, that defines me and my wrestling perfectly. I don’t rely on taunts and threats and posing before the camera to make my point. I get into the wrestling ring against anyone Management assigns me to and I perform at my best. You two are going to find out just how hard working, diligent, and persistent I am.

Bea smiles into the camera before continuing with her comments.

NOISE DOESN’T EQUATE INTO SUCCESS

Bea: We have a neighbor across the street from our house in Lawrenceville, Georgia. When he comes home he often sits in his car in his driveway for five minutes or more continuing to listen to the blasting music in his car. I honestly don’t care what music people listen to but when you are in your car, with the doors and windows of your car closed, and your music is so damn loud that my walls and windows in my home are vibrating then it is too damn loud. These people remind me of most of the wrestlers here in Sin City Wrestling. They are so starved for attention they have to annoy people to get attention, even though it is negative attention, and that’s pathetic. Sad that most of you are happy to annoy people to get negative attention when you would be better off to present valid information to others so you could get positive attention like I get. And, girls, watch how much positive attention I get when I win our match and I move on to Into the Void X for a shot at the Bombshell Roulette Championship.

TAKE OUT THE TRASH

Bea:  Our trash collection company, which is contracted by Gwinnett County for our trash and recycles collection, is the Waste Management company. They provide us two containers, one for regular trash and one for recycle items. When they collect the regular trash the truck has an arm that comes out, grabs the trash bin, lifts it up and empties it into the back of the truck, then returns the regular trash bin to the curb. For the recycle items they provide us with a wheeled container with a blue lid. Instead of having a truck that has an arm to pick up the trash container the workers manually lift the recycle container and dump it into the back of the truck. Often they spill stuff on the street and our driveway but they fail to pick up what they dropped so Bill bitches them out. This reminds me of you two. You are professional wrestlers in a top quality Wrestling Federation. You are here to perform your jobs to the best of your ability, and for the enjoyment of the fans, but you tend to drop half your stuff on the ground, and perform like trash. I don’t drop my stuff on the ground. I carry everything I have with me and I kick the shit out of opponents and walk away the winner. You two talk a hell of a lot of shit to try to blow up your opponents but I’m here to tell you that even if I gave you each a crate of dynamite you wouldn’t be able to blow your nose.

Bea lets out a loud laugh.

Bea:  I want you two to enjoy your time leading up to our match this Sunday. Once our match begins you two will realize you’re in way over your heads and you’ll be trying to find every possible thing in the world to try to defeat me. Have fun trying because you’ll fail. I’m moving on to face the Bombshell Roulette Champion at Into the Void X and I know you two will be watching the match and watch me win the Championship. See you two on Sunday!

Bea tells the cameraman she is done with her comments and the cameraman cuts the camera feed and our screen goes dark.


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Supercard Archives / Re: LINCOLN DANIELS v "BULLDOG" BILL BARNHART
« on: March 24, 2021, 08:04:30 AM »
THE SAME IS. . .

Narrator:  As I mentioned last week I had a conversation with Bill Barnhart so he could inform me what he is going to talk about for his match against Lincoln Daniels so I can give proper lead-in comments for his comments on the match. In this second of Bill Barnhart’s comments he will be discussing the similar items between himself and Lincoln Daniels. With that said I turn you over to Bill Barnhart.

The scene changes and it takes us to where Bill and Bea are currently located. This is odd. It isn’t the gym where Bill presented his first comments for his match with Lincoln Daniels. It also doesn’t look like a hotel room so obviously they are not broadcasting from there. When the camera pans around we see that Bill and Bea are in a broadcast studio. We have no clue where this might be so we hope Bill and Bea will tell us where they are broadcasting from.

Bill:  I decided to present my comments today from the broadcast studio set up in the Golden Ring Casino. Thanks to the crew for allowing us to use their facilities. To open my comments I would like to present to the viewers the similar things between myself and Lincoln Daniels. We are nearly the same height and weight. Daniels is a Power, High Flying, and Brawler, and I’m a Technical expert and a Brawler. But even though we are close in size and type of wrestling we specialize in I’m the one with the advantage in this match. My wife, Bea, is also my Manager and will be in my corner as she usually is. Lincoln’s wife, Zania, is his Manager and she will be in his corner. Comparing these two women without a doubt I have the better wife and Manager. Advantage = ME! So other than those few items where we are close there’s nothing the same between the two of us.

DEFINING BILL BARNHART

Bea:  There are some words that adequately describe Bill.

Bea pulls out a sheet of paper and she starts reading from the list.

Bea:  Here are the words that adequately describe Bill. . .Amazing. . .Astonishing. . .Awe-Inspiring. . .Awesome. . .Breathtaking. . .Brilliant. . .Challenging. . .Energetic. . .Fabulous. . .Fantastic. . .Fearless. . .Formidable. . .Grand. . .Great. . .Imposing. . .Impressive. . .Intimidating. . .Magnificent. . .Mind-Blowing. . .Overwhelming. . .Powerful. . .Shocking. . .Stunning. There ya go! Great definitions of Bill Barnhart. Now let me take a look at the sheet of descriptive words that describe Lincoln Daniels.

Bea puts down the list of words describing Bill and she picks up a list of words describing Lincoln Daniels. She looks over the paper, both front and back, and up and down, then she looks into the camera.

Bea: Well Damn! The sheet that describes Lincoln Daniels is totally blank. Nothing on the paper at all. Guess that means there are no words adequate to describe a wrestler as lame as he is.

FOUR-WORD PHRASES

Bill:  Lincoln there are many things I’m great at in addition to wrestling. One of those items is my use of four-word phrases to make my point. I’d like to present some of them today since they work well against opponents as worthless as you are. ALL BARK NO BITE describing that you can talk smack but can’t back it up. BITCH, DON’T EVEN TRY to let you know if you try to do me in you’ll be the one done in. COME AND GET IT to challenge you to bring on the fight. No matter what you bring to the fight you’ll lose this match to me. I TOLD YOU SO which I’ll scream in your face when you are lying on the mat and my hand is raised in victory. REAL MEN DON’T CRY so if you want to pretend you are a real man, Lincoln, then don’t cry when I win our match

Bill rolls his eyes at how pathetic Lincoln Daniels is.

THE BOTTOM LINE

Bill:  You want to know the truth Lincoln? Let me give you a mental picture so you can fully understand where you stand against me. Get the image in your head of a tiny male Chihuahua who is maybe 6 to 8 pounds. He’s horny as hell and he finds a female Great Dane who is in heat. That poor little Chihuahua is too stupid to realize he barely comes up to the pads on her feet. But the poor deceived little dipshit Chihuahua wraps his arms around her leg and starts humping like all get out. As hard as this little Chihuahua tries he’ll never mate with this Great Dane. Yeah, Lincoln, you’re that pathetic little Chihuahua going up against me, this big, bad, and aggressive Bulldog named Bill Barnhart, and try all you want you’ll never defeat me just as that Chihuahua will never manage to mate with that Great Dane.  No wonder your breath smells like an outhouse as all you have done for weeks is talk shit! My gawd man! You talk enough shit in a month to totally fill in the Grand Canyon! Enjoy your loss to me as I’m damn sure gonna enjoy my win over you!

Bill burst out in loud laughter and after he regains his composure he continues.

DON’T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB

Bill:  Let me tell you something Lincoln. You talked a lot of talk which included idle threats, baseless accusations, and outright lies. What they hell were you trying to do? Were you trying to work out a comedy routine so that you could work nights at a comedy club doing stand-up comedy? If that’s your objective my advice to you is DON’T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB because you suck at stand-up comedy so all you have to fall back on is wrestling. But don’t get discouraged because every wrestling federation needs a certain amount of Jobber wrestlers to provide wins for the other wrestlers so at least you know Management will keep you on the roster to serve in that capacity.

Bill and Bea look at each other and smile.

Bill:  Damn Lincoln! I listened to your comments concerning our upcoming match and I have to say your comments were shitty and watery like someone having Diarrhea. You know. . .it just keeps running and running and running, it smells horrible, it makes no sense, and it makes a mess. Yep! That’s how your comments came across Daniels. I’ll close my comments for today by telling you that every time I see you in the hallway at our wrestling events the first thing I think of is that you are just a twit in the hall and you are meaningless to the sport of wrestling. I’m sure you’re familiar with the Pink Floyd song ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL so let me give you the Bill Barnhart version of the main lyrics of the song considering you are just another twit in the hall.

The camera zooms in on Bill as he begins singing his version of the song.

I don’t need wrestling education
Because I’m the best wrestler in the nation
And, Lincoln, if you think you are it all
Remember that you are gonna fall
Hey, Lincoln, you are gonna fall!
All in all you’re just another twit in the hall
All in all you’re just another twit in the hall

Bill:  HAR HAR HAR!!! That’s you in a nutshell Lincoln! Let me close with comments that pertain to nearly every wrestler in Sin City Wrestling. I love it when opponents get scared to face me in a match so they resort to lying and spreading false information. Someone recently stated that I have only one hold and that is a Sleeper hold so that makes me pathetic and cheap. I guess they can’t read or they haven’t watched my matches because my favorite finisher is my Flying Hammerlock which I’ve used successfully to make opponents submit. Yes I do use a Sleeper and also a Figure Four Leglock but that’s because I enjoy using holds that make an opponent submit or makes them pass out which still classifies as a submission win for me. Read my information sheet so that you’re informed and can talk intelligently instead of spewing forth blubbering and drive that makes no sense.

At that final comment Bill takes a bow and then he turns to Bea and they High Five each other. Then Bill turns to the camera and gives a signal of his thumb across his throat to let them know to cut the broadcast as he’s done with his presentation. They cut the broadcast and the screen goes dark.


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Supercard Archives / Re: LINCOLN DANIELS v "BULLDOG" BILL BARNHART
« on: March 17, 2021, 11:28:16 AM »
THE DIFFERENCE IS. . .

Narrator:  I had a briefing from Bill Barnhart so he could inform me what he is going to talk about for his match against Lincoln Daniels so I can give the lead-in for his comments on his match with Lincoln Daniels. In this edition of Bill’s comments he will be discussing the differences between himself and Lincoln Daniels. With that said I turn you over to Bill Barnhart.

The scene changes to that of a gym. We don’t recognize the surroundings so we are not sure where this is located. As the camera pans around we notice a wrestling ring is in place. As the camera continues to pan around it comes to rest of Bill and Bea Barnhart. Bill is in his wrestling attire so we make the assumption he is probably doing sparring at this gym. Bea is casually dressed in faded blue jeans and a pink pull-over shirt.

FROM LUXURY TO TRASH

Bill:  Welcome to my presentation to talk about my upcoming match against Lincoln Daniels at Blaze of Glory IX. Straight up I’m here to tell everyone, especially you Lincoln, why I’m superior to you in every way possible. For instance I’m entering this match coming off a win while you’re entering this match coming off a loss. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’m sure you’ll be running your mouth claiming I distracted him during your match with Austin James Mercer and that caused you to lose to Mercer. Nice try but that shit don’t work here! A blind man was able to see, and a deaf man was able to hear, that all I did was join Jason Adams and Belinda Simone to do some commentary on the match. It was you, Lincoln, who stopped your match to look at us at the announcers table to complain to me about how much you were sucking in your match and you tried to blame your sucky wrestling on me being at the announcing table. Why the hell did you feel the need to talk to me? I didn’t ask you to talk to me so you were just trying to be a jerk and you even failed at that. You made the decision to distract yourself in your match and it cost you the win. As I said during your match wrestlers like myself and Austin James Mercer are ALPHA wrestlers and you’re so far in the back of the pack you can’t see us leaders of the pack even if you were to use the Hubble Space Telescope. That’s the difference between me and you.

Bea:  Zania if you try anything during the match, such as getting involved in the math, arranging interference, or trying to slip something illegal to Lincoln for him to use on Bill, your future will be in my hands. Any attempt to interfere in the match, or distract the Referee, will result in me bitch slapping your face so hard your makeup will fly off and into the fans in the stands! Hope that’s clear enough for you to understand. Thanks for giving me that moment Bill.

Bill:  Any time you want to jump in a make a comment feel free to do so. We’re a team. .  .THE team. . .and the sooner everyone in Sin City Wrestling understands that the better off everyone will be.

Bill and Bea break from their comments for a water break.

Bill:  Lincoln you probably think you’re coming into our match at Blaze of Glory IX as the luxury car the Lincoln Continental. You’re entitled to imagine and believe what you think you are. Even if cow shit were to believe it was Caviar it would never change the fact that the cow shit is cow shit is cow shit. What it thinks it is doesn’t change what is truly is. I’m here to tell you that in your mind you honestly believe you’ll step into the ring against me as your self-professed Lincoln Continental and defeat me. I’ll bring sanity into your insane mind by destroying you so much that when you leave the ring I’ll have transformed you into a Yugo GV. Have fun with that image Lincoln! To clarify things further in the real world there’s a difference between a Robert and a Bob. There’s a difference between an Alexander and an Alex. There’s a difference between a Charles and a Chuck. There’s a difference between a Josephine and a Josie. There’s a difference between an Elizabeth and a Betty. There’s a difference between a Katherine and a Kathy. There’s a difference between a Sophia and a Sophie. Just because you call yourself a Lincoln doesn’t mean you’re a high class piece of machinery. Remember that I’ll crush you down and toss you to the curb looking like a worthless piece of machinery called a Yugo. I say what I mean and mean what I say!

MORE DIFFERENCES

Bill:  Lincoln I want to tell you about a neighbor we have on our street in Lawrenceville. This information will show how there are more differences between me and you. What we have is noisy neighbors who, several times per week, hang out in their backyard and blast music to the point where the inside of my house is noisy with their music and my walls and windows are vibrating. When you take into consideration that our house is three houses down from this noisy house you can figure out the music was abusively loud. These inconsiderate jerks don’t seem to give a damn that they often stay up to after Midnight being noisy and disturbing dozens of us who live near them. The problem I have with neighbors like this is that they get upset when the other neighbors call the police on them to report a noise complaint. Their problem is they don’t seem to understand that their neighbors complain because they have to get to sleep so they can get up and go to work early in the morning. When our neighbors complain then the residents of this noisy house whine and cry and complain that is isn’t fair to them. Well is it fair to the rest of us, some who have to leave for work at 6 a.m. in the morning, to lose hours of sleep due to their abusive behavior and loud blasting music? These whining fools complain that the neighbors who complain about their blasting music, that often goes late into the evening, are mean and abusive to them. We all tell them we are just reacting to their abusive stupid behavior but try to make others believe they are the innocent ones and the other neighbors are the problem causers.

Bea:  It sucks when you wear earplugs to try to block out the noise but their blasting music is so loud it comes through even though you have earplugs in.

Bill:  So, Daniels, have you figured out how this represents a difference we have with each other? I’m the logical, sensible, law-abiding neighbor, and you’re the non-logical, non-sensible, law-breaking one in the neighborhood. What is the neighborhood I’m talking about? The neighborhood called Sin City Wrestling.

FINDING BLESSINGS WHEN YOU ARE NOT LOOKING FOR THEM

Bill:  There’s a word in the English language and that word is SERENDIPITY. Now, Lincoln, since your brain’s capacity to understand things is defective, I’ll make this one easy for you. The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines Serendipity as finding valuable or agreeable things not sought for. That’s pretty simple right? Easy for you to understand right? I just had two incidents of serendipity recently. The first is when my original opponent for Climax Control 294 wasn’t able to be present for our match they replaced him with Jack’d The Ripper. I easily defeated Jack’d, which wasn’t a surprise, but it was serendipity since it was an easy win handed to me and I found a valuable thing I didn’t seek for. Well here we are again, coming up in Blaze of Glory IX, and serendipity raises their beautiful head again and blesses me with another win by my being assigned to wrestle you. What’s that you ask? Why am I counting my win over you already when the match has not yet taken place? Because I’m that damn sure I’ll defeat you so that I walk away with my second win in a row while you walk away with your second loss in row.

Bill and Bea stand in front of the wrestling ring and we believe they are going to make closing comments for this presentation.

Bill:  Oh, Lincoln, I’m so glad I’m not you in this match. This may be the quickest loss you’ve taken since you started in the sport of wrestling. This may be the quickest win I’ve achieved since I started in the sport of wrestling.

Bea:  I remind you, Zania, that if you try any cheating or distractions, or try to get someone to interfere in the match, the two of you may have your careers in wrestling ended.

Bill:  For sure you don’t want to piss off an already irritated Filipina! Har har har! Well, Lincoln, you don’t have to wait that much longer to get your ass kicked by me! Enjoy the time you have where you are still in one piece, still free of scratches, cuts, and bruises, as all that good health will be beaten out of you by me at Blaze of Glory IX!

Bea gives the signal to the cameraman that their presentation is over and he cuts his camera feed and the screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / OH, BROTHER
« on: March 03, 2021, 04:30:20 PM »
FACING BROTHER DAVID AGAIN

Narrator:  Although the previous match where Bill Barnhart was involved in a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs, Four Way match for the Roulette Championship, that included Brother David Shepherd this current match is a one-on-one Standard Rules Singles match. Place your bets on Bill Barnhart and you will walk away with more money than you started with as Bill is going to win.

Bill’s image comes on the screen where we see him, his wife-Manager Bea, and their English Bulldog Iris. We are not sure where they are broadcasting from but it is likely their hotel room near the Las Vegas Civic and Convention Center.

Bill:  Oh, brother, I get to face Brother David Shepherd again. At least this time it is a one-on-one singles match and not a four way like our last match for the Roulette Championship. Then again having to face moron opponents like David again, who have to cheat or get interference in matches to get a cheap win, is like going through having to deal with moron people while I’m walking Iris. I’ll give you two examples.

Bill looks down at Iris and she looks up lovingly at her Daddy Bill.

Bill:  Sorry, Iris, that I have to let you listen to the two incidents involving me and you having to deal with moron people. In early February I was walking Iris in our neighborhood in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

Iris perks up when she hears her name mentioned.

Bill:  I went up and down all the streets in our housing development as we usually do. When we walked on Wenham Lane I noticed children playing on the lawn at one of the homes on that street. Two of the kids lived at this house, two other kids live two houses down, and one lives across the street from where the kids were playing. When I passed by the house where the children were playing the boy who lives across the street told his mother he was going to get something at their house. As the boy took off and was about to cross the street in front of me and Iris to go to his house his mother called to him REMEMBER TO COVER YOUR MOUTH which seemed to be an odd comment when I noticed that none of the kids, including her son, covered their mouths while playing with the other children but only when me and Iris passed by. This proved to me that she wasn’t concerned about the Corona Virus and that she was talking about me and Iris being possibly contaminated with dust and fleas.  Trust me that me and Iris are not contaminated with dust and I assure you that the little boy is filthy and probably has more fleas than Iris has.

At the mention of her name and the word fleas Iris starts scratching as though she was suffering with a flea infestation and Bill rolls his eyes.

Bill:  Thanks, Iris, for launching into a major scratching thing to make people think you are infested with fleas. Since you want to play that game I can give you a bath!

Hearing that evil four-letter word BATH Iris takes off in a high speed run, high speed for an English Bulldog anyway, into the bedroom area and she hides under the bed. Bill and Bea cannot help but laugh at the behavior of Iris concerning baths as both know Iris hates taking baths.

Bill:  Several days after the incident on Wenham Lane I took Iris to the Dog Park located in Alexander Park in Lawrenceville, Georgia. As we approach the entrance gate we saw a woman with a Corgi on a leash. The Corgi was adorable so we politely approached and asked if we could say hi to her Corgi. This woman yelled at us then pulled hard on her Corgi’s leash and pulled her close to her. I told her Iris wasn’t aggressive. She said it wasn’t that she was worried about my dog being aggressive. She said she is trying to train her dog to learn to know which dogs she can associate with. When I asked her for more information she said she didn’t want her dog to play with just any dog but only the ones she felt were beneficial to her dog. Then I asked the woman if she didn’t want her dog associating with other dogs why in hell did she bring her dog to the dog park where the concept is that you allow your dog to associate and play with other dogs. She took offense to my comment but she still stood outside the dog park gate instead of entering the dog park with her dog. The hilarious thing was that me and Iris went into the dog park and when we left thirty minutes later that woman was still on the outside of the dog park trying to train her dog how to associate with only certain dogs. The stupidity of people amazes me. I think the owner of the Corgi needed training more than the Corgi did.

Bea:  I remember you telling me those incidents.

Bill:  How do the two incidents I mentioned relate to having to deal with a lame, boring, cowardly, and cheating opponent like Brother David Shepherd? Glad you asked and I have the answer for you. To start off people like David feel other wrestles are contaminated and dirty or not worthy to associate with. Also Brother David is typical of the majority of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling. They talk the talk but fail to walk the walk when it comes to obeying the rules, and not cheating by using foreign objects, and not obtaining interference from others. Yeah, David, go ahead and try to claim you never cheat or obtain interference. I dare you to try that bullshit. I’ve see you use your weapon loaded Good Book to whack people with it. I’ve seen you have your friends run to the ring to interfere in your matches to get you a cheap win. Everyone has seen the cheating you’ve done due to not being able to take on, and defeat, great wrestles like me legally. If every time you deny using weapons, foreign objects, or interference in matches, your nose were to grow like what happened to Pinocchio your nose would be so long it would stretch from New York City to Miami, Florida.

Bea:  Nice comments. By the way, Bill, I won my match against Amelia Emery at Climax Control 293. I noticed you got pinned in your Blast From The Past Tournament and now you and Maki are out of the Tournament. Sure is fun teasing you when I win a match and you lose your match.

Bill:  You have the right to tease me as you are my wife. Yeah stuff happens but I kept my promise that I would not interfere in Maki’s time in the ring until she asked me to get into the match. Maki was a good tag team partner even though she talked down to me.

Bea:  Please continue with your comments. Remember I’ll be in your corner during your match against Brother David to ensure no interference or cheating takes place on his side of this match.

Bill:  Thanks. So, Brother David, we meet again, but this time under different circumstances. The previous match was a Four Way Tables, Ladders, and Chairs, Roulette Championship match which also included Stephen Callaway and Kedron Williams. Now that you don’t have other wrestlers in the match to gang up on me so you can take the advantage do you honestly believe you can get the job done against me? This match is just you and me. Bea, as my Manager, will be in my corner and she will ensure you don’t cheat like I’ve seen you do many times. Oh, yeah, you’ll try to deny it, just as all wrestlers who rely on cheating do, but we’ve seen you use foreign objects, interference, and other illegal tactics. Bea will ensure the Referee sees any cheating on your behalf and that appropriate action will be taken.

Bill pauses for a moment to take a drink of Classic Coke.

Bill:  David the term people use when someone is very scared is Scared Shitless. Nah! When a person is really scared, as you are scared coming into this match against me, the first thing that happens is they lose control of their bowels and shit on themselves. Promise me you’ll shit in your dressing room, or some other sanitary location, instead of holding it in then shitting yourself during our match.

Bea:  Tell them about your recent dreams as dreams have meanings and your dreams have direct meanings for this match.

Bill:  To see a dog in your dreams symbolizes intuition, loyalty, generosity, and fidelity. Yep that describes me perfectly. This dream indicates that I have strong values and good intentions and that those traits will move me forward and bring me success especially in our match when I defeat you. Sometimes I dream about ants and this symbolizes my hard work, diligence, and dedication in the sport of wrestling. Yeah, David, you heard that correctly. Hard work. . .diligence. . .dedication to the sport of wrestling. . .but I can’t expect you to understand concepts like that when you have to rely on cheating and interference in your matches to bail you out.

Bea:  You said you were going to make a comment about winning battles.

Bill:  The saying goes that you cannot win all battles and for sure I hear most of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling use that when discussing me. ALL battles can be won if you put your mind to it. Additionally when there is no cheating, or interference, on the part of your wrestling opponent winning the battles is simple. David you need to be ready to lose this battle because I’m going to win this battle.

Bea leaves for a moment and returns with a large tray of snacks for the three of them. When the three are ready to dive into the snacks Bea asks the cameraman to cut his camera feed so they can have privacy while eating and the cameraman cuts his camera feed and our screen goes black.


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Climax Control Archives / WE WILL CONTINUE TO WIN IN THE BLAST FROM THE PAST TOURNAMENT
« on: February 24, 2021, 08:46:00 AM »
WE WILL CONTINUE TO WIN IN THE BLAST FROM THE PAST TOURNAMENT

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart and Maki won their first Blast From The Past Tournament match and now they move up in the Tournament. This time they face off against Mac Bane and Myra Rivers.

We see Bill Barnhart inside the ring at the Park Theater in Las Vegas where Climax Control 293 will be held. Bill is walking around the ring checking that all the things concerning the ring are prepared as they are supposed to be. When Bill is satisfied all is fine he jumps out of the ring and takes a seat at the announcing table as the cameraman stays focused on him.

SUPPORT YOUR TAG TEAM PARTNER

Bill:  This upcoming Blast From The Past Tournament match is going to be great. . .for our team anyway. . .because I fully support my tag team partner, Maki, because when she gets the win over Myra Rivers she also earns the Bombshell Internet Championship. I’ll not get in the way of her achieving that.

Barnhart smiles into the camera because when he is involved in a tag team match he fully supports his partner.

Bill:  So, Maki, I have to chalk up your negative talk against me as you’re a bit immature and don’t fully understand the concept of being team members who support each other in a match. Let me lay it out for you. In our upcoming match if you are in the ring with Myra I’m not going to try to tag you so I can get into the ring against Mac. Unless you come over to me to tag out of the ring, or unless you yell to me that you need to tag out of the match at that time, or if Myra tags in Mac which requires me to enter the ring, I’ll not interfere in your one-on-one with Myra. That’s not the attitude of a mean uncaring person as you try to make it sound that I am. You need to understand that I’m here for our team and not for myself. The team fails if only one team member supports the team. With that said go in there and take out Myra.

Bill gives a thumbs up into the camera for the benefit of Maki.

RESULTS OF A PREVIOUS MATCH DOES NOT DICTATE HOW CURRENT MATCH WILL GO

Bill:  I’ve had one match against Mac Bane. It was at Climax Control 281 on October 11, 2020. It was a Roulette Rules Dumpster Match with the winner being the wrestler who could stuff their opponent into the dumpster and close the lid. If you listen to only Mac’s side of the story he tries to make you believe he dominated me in the match. Hah! I was dominating him and busting his ass big time but a freak thing happen that turned the match in Mac’s favor. The dumpster we were using was shoved hard and it went a short way up a small incline. I was fighting it out with Mac when the dumpster rolled down the incline and slammed into my back. I fell to the arena floor and the dumpster rolled on top of me. Mac moved the dumpster enough to pull me out from under the dumpster then he tossed me into the dumpster and closed the lid. Stuff happens and it happened to me in that match. But everyone needs to understand that results from a previous match doesn’t equate into a win in your current match.

Barnhart shrugs his shoulders.

Bill:  Mac you already heard I plan on giving Maki as much time as she wants inside the ring against Myra Rivers. In my eyes giving Maki all the time she wants to defeat Myra, and earn the Bombshell Internet Championship, is more important than me kicking your ass. But, Mac, if the match happens to turn out that me and you are in the ring for the win you need to remember this is not Hardcore Rules, this is not a Dumpster Match, this is a regular rules tag team match. You know as well as I do that if that dumpster hadn’t rolled down the incline and hit me in the back I would have defeated you.

Bill stops talking for a moment then he continues.

WHAT IF. . .

Bill:  Wouldn’t it be great if our team in the Blast From The Past Tournament goes into the finals and the team we face for the final win is Senor Vinnie and Alicia Lucas? I know some of you would cringe and think a final match against your regular tag team partner might ruin your friendship. Not a chance with me and Senor Vinnie. We are professionals and we never allow an assignment to wrestle against each other sour our friendship.

Bill stands up from the announcing table. He walks to the ring and climbs the ring steps. Bill takes a position on the ring apron in the corner.

TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU WANT

Bill:  Maki please take notice of where I’m standing right now. This is where I expect to be located for the majority of our match. Unless you tag me into the match, or Myra tags Mac into the match which means I have to get into the ring, or you yell out to me that you need to tag out of the match at that time, I’ll remain here waiting for when you wish to tag me into the match. I refuse to get in the way of you obtaining the Bombshell Internet Championship. Remember that I’m here for you and our team and not for my own benefit and glory.

Barnhart jumps off the ring apron and walks toward the backstage area but he stops in front of the announcing table where he turns to face the camera.

Bill:  Maki I’m here for you and our team whether you understand that or not. Mac and Myra you two are history in the Blast From The Past Tournament. Our team has already proven we’re awesome and we’ll continue with that until the final match where we win the Tournament.

Bill turns and heads off toward the backstage area. He looks back and waves into the camera. The cameraman keeps focused on Bill Barnhart until he steps through the partition into the backstage area then he cuts his camera feed and the scene goes black.


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Climax Control Archives / GOING TO BE TOUGH ON ANOTHER AMELIA
« on: February 24, 2021, 08:34:47 AM »
GOING TO BE TOUGH ON ANOTHER AMELIA

Narrator:  Bea finally had her request honored to have her first match of 2021. This match is against a newcomer to Sin City Wrestling named Amelia Emery, although she is not a newcomer to the sport of wrestling.

Bea:  Ooooo! Amelia Emery won her debut match and I’m so NOT impressed!

Bea lets out a laugh.

Bea:  What? I have another opponent named Amelia? Wasn’t my defeating someone else with Amelia in their name FOUR in FOUR matches not enough so they toss me another person named Amelia?

Bea lets out a sinister laugh this time.

Bea:  Amelia if you think I’m going to go easy on you in our match you need to forget that thought. You know how a woman is on PMS right? You know the really really really bad PMS where symptoms are so severe the woman can bend a crowbar by holding the crowbar in her teeth and pulling down on each end? Now that you have that mental image stuck in your head you need to realize why I’m ticked off and ready to kick your ass in our match. The last Card I performed on was Climax Control 287 on December 13, 2020. Over two months later I finally get put on a card. That wait to be back in action in the ring has me a hundred times more upset than a woman having horrible and violent PMS symptoms. If you want another mental image of what I might morph into look up a YouTube video of The Incredible Hulk. Doctor Bruce Banner, PhD, would get angry and morph into the Incredible Hulk. That’s me in this match so you better be ready for anything, Amelia, because I’m ready to give you everything I’ve got.

Bea does an Incredible Hulk pose then returns to normal.

Bea:  I enjoyed reading your information sheet Amelia. I find the names of your moves, holds, and finishers, to be amusing. Then again calling cow shit “manure” doesn’t change the fact it is still shit. Let me tell you about another Amelia in history and how well things turned out, or didn’t turn out, for her. Her name was Amelia Earhart. She was a pioneer in aviation not only for being a female pilot but by setting records and accomplishing stuff in aviation others were unable to accomplish. Her last flight was to try to fly across the Pacific Ocean and around the world to return to Miami where the start of this epic flight attempt originated. The last place Amelia took off from was Oakland Airport in Oakland, California, which by the way is my husband Bill’s home town where he was born and grew up. The original airport in Oakland where Amelia took off on this epic flight is not the current International Airport in Oakland but it is located next to Oakland International Airport. It is still referred to as Amelia Earhart Field by Oaklanders who know Oakland’s history. But how did Amelia’s epic flight end? It appears her plane crashed somewhere in the Pacific Ocean and to date investigators are still not sure what happened to her but they confirm she is missing. Well, Miss Amelia, after I get done mopping the arena floor with you on Sunday your name will also be forgotten in history. You started your time here in Sin City Wrestling with a win and I intend to defeat you so soundly you will go into early retirement.

Bea makes a sweeping motion with her hand then stretches her arm out to the side in a gesture showing Amelia Emery where the exit door to the arena is located.

Bea:  Looking at our stats the differences appear to be that you have a one inch height advantage over me and I have ten pounds of weight advantage over you. I’m listed as a Technical and Quick wrestler while you are listed as a Technical and High Flyer wrestler. Although with both of us proficient in Technical wrestling the fact that you use high flying tactics, which are fifty percent successful and fifty percent failure, that gives me a major advantage over you.

Bea smiles into the camera.

Bea:  I’ll close my comments by stating how much I love making opponents hurt. I love making opponents submit rather than just pinning them or allowing them to take a count-out loss. Amelia since I’m ready to make you hurt and lose this match you need to be ready to be hurt and lose this match. Yes it really is that simple. See you on Sunday!

Bea tells the cameraman she is done with her presentation and they call into the Network to inform them. The Network cuts to regularly scheduled programming then our screen goes dark.


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Climax Control Archives / WEAK OPPONENTS
« on: February 17, 2021, 10:34:32 AM »
WEAK OPPONENTS

Narrator:  Here we are at Climax Control 292 where Bill Barnhart and Maki face off against Joshua Acquin and Samantha Marlowe in the Blast from the Past Tournament. Since I don’t want to take anything away from the comments of Bill Barnhart I will end my opening comments and turn the air time over to Bill Barnhart.

APPRECIATE YOUR TAG TEAM PARTNER

The scene of the Narrator slowly fades out then slowly opens to show Bill and Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, in their hotel room at a hotel near Sam’s Town. Iris is doing her normal doggy sniffing around to see what interesting things she can sniff out. Bill is on the couch dressed in khaki shorts, flip flops, and a black tee shirt. Bea comes in and out of the shot as she keeps going into the kitchen area to bring out snacks for her and her boys to enjoy.

Bill:  The first thing I wish to say is how much I appreciate the fact Maki was drawn to be my partner in the Blast From The Past Tournament. Maki you may be quirky but I know you are loyal to wrestlers you team with and you are an extremely talented and aggressive wrestler. I know during our match you have my back and you know I have your back. Bea has both our backs so there will be no interference or attacks on us during the match. Maki I see us winning the Tournament so get ready for a hell of a wild ride to the finish!

Bea walks into the room from the kitchen area carrying a small amount of food and drinks. Bill and Iris perk up as both are anxious to dive into the food.

Bea:  You two need to calm down. You’ll get to eat and drink when I’m ready for you to eat and drink and not a moment before! Speaking of calming down, Bill, I took your advice and calmed down about not yet being put on a Card to wrestle in 2021. I received a notification notification from Management that they plan on scheduling me for a match at Climax Control 292 but my opponent is being kept secret for now. Doesn’t matter who that opponent ends up being as plan on unleashing my anger for not yet being active in the ring for 2021 on whoever they send my way.

Bill:  Damn!

Iris:  RUFF!

Bill:  Yeah, Iris, you’re right! Bea’s being rough on us but I know it is for our benefit. She also plans on being rough on the wrestler assigned as her first opponent for 2021 at Climax Control 293.

Iris lets out a snort and flops on the floor due to not having her snacks yet. Bea laughs at Bill and Iris then she returns to the kitchen area to prepare more food to bring out for them.

JOSHUA ACQUIN AND SAMANTHA MARLOW

Bill:  I would like to start out talking about Joshua Acquin since I need to be in the ring against him when the males of our team are tagged into the match. Joshua I noticed you have held championships but both were very short runs. There’s a hell of a big difference between being classified as a Champion for a week or two and being the Champion for a long period of time. Now, Joshua, we are not strangers to each other in the ring. Since you’ll try to claim you have no memory of a match against me I’ll tell everyone watching so they can call you out when out when you try to deny it. Our match was on August 25, 2019 at Summer XXXTreme VII. The winner of that match obtained the Number One Contendership for the Roulette Championship. And, Joshua, since you’re not going to tell the fans the truth I damn sure will. I defeated you by submission with my Sweet Dreams Sleeper Hold and I went on to challenge for the Roulette Championship. Now that the truth is out there please don’t try to bullshit you way around your loss to me at Summer XXXTreme VII. And when me and Maki defeat you and Samantha at Climax Control 292 don’t try to bullshit your way around that loss either.

Bea looks out from the kitchen area and comments to Bill.

Bea:  Bill make sure you tell them the weak accomplishments of Samantha Marlowe.

Bill:  Thanks! Sam since Maki isn’t here with me to make comments with me I’ll take the liberty of making my own comments about you. From my research you have been a Champion twice but the combined amount of time you were serving as Champion was around seven months. Maybe wrestlers like you consider a one month and a six month run as Champion as a major accomplishment but I feel runs of six months or less as Champion means you couldn’t survive as a Champion. Seven months serving as Champion and that is a combination of time holding the Championship twice? Tsk tsk tsk. Well, Sam, I have great news for you. Since Maki and I are going to defeat you and Joshua you won’t have to worry about a short run as a Champion again. Why am I so sure our team will win? Look at my partner, Maki, and that’s your answer.

Bea comes out of the kitchen area again and Bill and Iris start drooling as both are ready to down some food and snacks. Bea places the food on the table.

Bea:  You two stop or you’ll get a verbal thrashing from me! I’m not done with the snacks and drinks yet so back off! Also, Bill, please inform the viewers of the questions and comments you’ve been receiving from fans and other wrestlers.

As Bea turns and walks toward the kitchen area Bill looks into the camera to tell the viewers what Bea asked him to tell them.

Bill:  I’m having people ask me what I think of the teams that won their Blast From The Past matches at Climax Control 291. I don’t give a shit who won their Blast From The Past matches at Climax Control 291. The only winners of their Blast From The Past match that anyone needs to take notice of is myself and Maki as we are the team that will win the Tournament.

A ZOOM CALL COMES IN

As Bill ends his comments his computer on the coffee table sounds a tone to indicate there is a Zoom video call coming in. Bill looks at it then he tells us what is going on while he presses the mouse button to answer the call.

Bill:  Please excuse the interruption but this is an important call from our neighbors, Andy and Rebecca, in Lawrenceville, Georgia, as they just went through a rough experience. They live a few houses down from us. Andy is a White guy like me and his wife is also from the Philippines. They can hear my comments and I know they don’t mind sharing their experience with the viewers.

With the consent of Andy and Rebecca the Zoom call continues.

Bill:  I know you two had a bit of a rough time recently. I’m glad you’re willing to talk about it as we want to know you are okay and I’m sure the viewers would like to know in case something like this happens to them and their families.

Andy:  Most of what happened concerns Rebecca’s mother, my mother in-law, so she will probably present most of the information.

Rebecca:  My mother came to live with us in Georgia in 2017 as a legal Immigrant from the Philippines. When she arrived we found her behavior a bit off so we took her to the doctor for an evaluation and the doctor determined she was suffering from Alzheimer’s and Dementia and it will never improve. The doctor said she will continue to decline slowly, which she did, and when we came to mid-2020 she was basically about at the mental level of a baby and she was barely able to walk and eat.

Andy:  Then at the end of December both me and Rebecca had a bad cough and sinus issues and we figured it was our normal annual cough and cold due to cold weather as we had that every year around that time. However by the first week of January 2021 Rebecca was coughing so much she could barely function and her energy was drained. At one point she had a difficult time breathing and asked me to take her to the hospital as she felt she might be under the influence of the Covid virus. Rebecca's friend came over to watch her mother while I took Rebecca to the hospital. They refused to allow me into the Emergency Room so I had no clue what was going on with Rebecca until y two days had passed and Rebecca called me.

Rebecca:  Turns out I tested positive for Covid and they kept me in the hospital for ten days. When I was discharged I could breathe on my own and my oxygen level was ninety-eight percent which was very good. Before I was discharged my friend said she didn’t want me to come home from the hospital until she took my mother with her to her home in Cumming. It was due to me still positive for Covid and still able to spread Covid to others. With the physical state my mother was in my friend took her to Cumming to her home so I could come home and not infect my mother. I came home and self-isolated for the required amount of time and I am fine now. My mother, however, was not able to breathe two days after I came home so my friend took her to the same hospital I was treated in.

Andy:  Things got very stressful at this time.

Rebecca:  They admitted my mother and five days later they told me she is not responding to the medication for Covid, or the medication to counter her pneumonia, or the medication to treat another infection. They told us my mother could not eat so they had a feeding tube installed. Me and Andy went to the hospital to visit her the last week of January and my mother was in terminal condition at that time.

Andy:  We returned to the hospital on Sunday, January 31, 2021, to visit mother. She was in really bad shape. I had a hard time dealing with the situation so I went home to wait for Rebecca to call me to pick her up. At 4:00 p.m. I picked Rebecca up and we came home. At 7:45 p.m. we received a call her mother passed away.

Rebecca:  We had mother cremated and her ashes are on our fireplace mantle. We held a memorial service for her also so we are doing well now. Bill tell them what the attending Doctor said to us as I’m unable to discuss what that disgusting woman said to us.

Andy:  The attending Doctor said since they have classified mother as “stable” they have to send her to our home under the care of Hospice until she passes away. When I asked the doctor how mother not responding to medication, not able to eat on her own so she needs a feeding tube, and cannot breathe on her own, as STABLE the doctor started yelling at us. The exact words of the doctor was “Well we classify her medically as stable because she is not responding to any medications. She is nearly eighty-one years of age. She needs to vacate this room so we can place a young person in the room who will respond to treatments.”  How would you feel when the doctor’s comments basically said mother was expendable so she needs to make room for younger patients? Yeah it feels like crap.

We hear Rebecca crying while reliving that incident.

Andy:  I have to end the Zoom call but I want to let you know how we are doing concerning the Covid virus. Rebecca tested herself for the virus four times since leaving the hospital and she had one positive then three negatives so she is fine. Our twelve year old daughter Keira tested positive once and then two negatives after that. Although she did have a positive Covid test she had no symptoms at all. As for me I tested twice and twice came back negative. Thanks for the concern but we are doing okay now. Bye.

The Zoom call ends and Bill and Bea look at each other with shock on their faces as this is the first time they heard this story of what the uncaring Doctor said.

Bill:  Wow! To be told the life of a relative isn’t worth anything is horrible!

Bea:  Beyond horrible!

KARMA

Bill:  I rarely wish bad things to happen to others but I hope that insensitive doctor has Karma rise up and kick her in the face.

Bea:  I studied the concept of Karma when I was in College in the Philippines. The concept of Karma is based on Hinduism and Buddhism. It refers to the energy, or force, created by a person’s actions in their current life, has a direct effect on transmigration meaning what their nature and life will be in that person’s next existence. That’s why when you are in these countries and help a poor or sick or handicapped person other people will condemn you stating you are helping the person to become a failure again. They tell those poor and sick people they are suffering due to Karma from what they did, or didn’t do, in a previous life. They tell them to get it right this time around so when they are reincarnated they might end up with a better life.

Bill:  I’ve heard there are two types of Karma. The one you get when you go into the next life and one that is instant such as a person snatches a purse or briefcase from someone to rob them then runs into the street and gets hit by a car. I hope that doctor that did this to Andy and Rebecca will get instant Karma.

Bea turns and goes back into the kitchen to finish up the snacks. Bill shakes his head thinking about how insensitive the doctor was. Iris just wants Mommy Bea to hurry up with the snacks.

MAKI IS A GREAT PARTNER AND WE WILL WIN THE TOURNAMENT

Bill:  I’m fortunate to have Maki as my partner in the Blast From The Past Tournament. If you were paying attention recently you saw Maki and her tag team partner Miles Kasey face off against Coby Quick and Mikah. For Coby and Mikah, who brag about how great their wrestling skills are, you saw them cheat during their match and screw Maki and Miles Kasey out of a the win. Too bad Coby and Mikah felt that threatened by Maki that they had to cheat to win. That tells me with Maki as my partner our team is unbeatable. Coby and Mikah presented themselves as wild cats and I guess their comparison to being wild cats is somewhat appropriate since they are Cheetahs!

Bea calls out from the kitchen area.

Bea:  Nice one Bill. I’ll have your food ready soon so you and Iris can stop whining and pretending you are starving to death.

KINETIC ENERGY

Bill:  I would like to explain Kinetic Energy to our opponents. I have to keep it simple since Joshua Acquin and Samantha Marlowe are not known for being the sharpest knife in the silverware drawer. Kinetic energy is the energy in a moving object. When that moving object collides with another object it transfers some of that energy to the other object. If the moving object is moving slowly when it hits the non-moving object the energy transfer is nearly equal and usually both objects will end up with the same amount of energy and stop moving shortly after that. However if the moving object is of a good size, and moving at a high rate of speed, when it slams into the non-moving object the non-moving object is sent on a wild ride or it is destroyed. Well, Joshua, you damn sure better hope you’re not in the ring with me as the legal wrestlers in the ring when this large moving object slams into you and you are damage beyond continuing in the match. If I have you damaged and unable to tag out to Samantha you know damn well I won’t tag Maki in since I already have you defeated. What’s that Joshua? You don’t believe I can defeat you? Go back to Summer XXXTreme VII when I not only defeated you in the match to obtain the Number One Contendership for the Roulette Championship I defeated you by submission with my Sweet Dreams Sleeper Hold. Yeah, Joshua, I defeated you before and I’ll do it again!

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT THE REAL DEAL

Bill: Joshua, Samantha, be ready to be destroyed by myself and Maki. We’re both the real deal. Maki is a great partner and we’ll defeat you two easily. Also put this into your heads. You have so many wrestlers who have to make up gimmicks for their wrestlers in order to hope the fans might support them. Want to know something? In my nineteen years in the sport of wrestling I’ve never tried to trick people with gimmicks. What you get with me is the real deal. Using a cooking analogy you can say that where some ground beef is seventy percent meat and thirty percent fat that means once you cook off the fat you are left with thirty percent less meat than you started with. Keeping with the cooking analogy I’m one hundred percent real. I don’t add gimmicks, or props to my clothing, or make up some fake history of who I am, where I came from, and where I’m going. What you get with me and Maki is a one hundred percent tag team that is going to beat you two down so hard you won’t even want to get up after the match is over. You two have been warned and the other wrestlers in the Blast From The Past Tournament who are watching this presentation have also been warned.

Bea comes out of the kitchen area with the food and drinks for Bill and Iris. After she sets all the food and drinks out she gives them the signal to start eating.

Bea:  Ready. . .Set. . .GO!!!

Bill and Iris dive onto the food and they start a food fight as both want the same food at the same time. Bill takes the advantage by tossing Iris onto her back then sitting on her chest while Bill stuffs food in his mouth while laughing at Iris. Bea shakes her head at the antics of Bill and Iris then she steps in and breaks them up and orders the two to eat nicely and stop fighting and they comply with her demands.

The cameraman cuts his feed and the screen goes black.


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Supercard Archives / Re: Ben Jordan and Kedron Williams v Bill Barnhart and Senor Vinnie
« on: January 24, 2021, 02:52:46 PM »
PAYBACK

Narrator:  Bill Barnhart told me that never in his life has he ever stooped so low as to team up with his enemy for any reason whatsoever. Bill told me that the idea of Ben Jordan sacrificing his values to team up with Kedron Williams totally destroys what little sense Ben had left in him.

The scene opens with a shot of the hotel room belonging to Bill and Bea Barnhart. They are relaxing in the room while Iris sniffs around to see what interesting smells she can find.

Bea:  I cannot believe this! We’re already into the third event of 2021 and I’m still not assigned to wrestle! This is a travesty! Must be a conspiracy by the other Bombshells to keep me out of action as they know I’m a threat!

Bill:  Don’t worry Bea. Your assignment will come soon. And I know you will tear through the Bombshell roster and leave a trail of defeated foes.

Bea:  I’ll be like a blowtorch going through warm butter! The Bombshell division has been warned!

Bill:  Damn you’re sexy when you’re fired up!

Bea:  *blush* Awwww thank you Bill.

Bill:  The Blast from the Past team draw got me teamed with Maki. You remember Maki right? She pinned you for the win at Climax Control 275 on July 19, 2020. Having seen her in action I’m confident we have one of the best teams in the Tournament and I’m looking forward to winning the Blast from the Past.

Bea:  I wish the best for you and Maki in the Tournament.

Bill:  Ben I didn’t have to cheat during our match like you did. The Referee didn’t do a damn thing to stop your cheating so I took my aggression out on you. You were going down for the count when Kedron Williams interfered in the match. Again no action taken by the Referee. So if you two think that trying to burn Vinnie’s face, and destroying my face with a paint bomb that ended up making me look like Mimi from The Drew Carey Show, you two are wrong on every level. A little bit of fire and paint isn’t going to stop us from destroying you. I’ll leave you two with that thought as I need to step out and take care of a few items but, as the Terminator stated I’LL BE BACK!

There is a break while Bill steps out to take care of some items. After a time we return to a shot of Bill and Bea in their hotel room again.

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?

Bill:  Before we returned to live broadcasting me and Bea discussed an incident we had in Lawrenceville, Georgia, recently. When you hear the incident you’ll also wonder what happened because after that incident there was no damage to the small shopping center involved.

Bea:  We were driving home from an area off Meadowchurch Road where we were visiting friends. We are driving toward Duluth Highway, where once we cross Duluth Highway, Meadowchurch Road changes names to Boggs Road. From there we drive down Boggs Road then turn left on Old Norcross Road to then turn right on Herrington Road to return to our housing development. During that drive home I was telling Bill that 2021 is going to be our year where we both earn many Championships. I was explaining to Bill that I desire to hold the Bombshell Championship, the Bombshell Roulette Championship, and of course the Mixed Tag Team Championship with Bill.

Bill:  I reminded Bea she might end up holding the Mixed Tag Team Championship with Vinnie as the three of us are a team. For me I desire to hold the Heavyweight Championship, the Roulette Championship, and the Mixed Tag Team Championship, If other Championships come my way that’s fine also.

Bea:  When we turned right on Herrington Road we were surprised to see four Police cars, three full-size Fire Trucks, and two ambulances, and Herrington Road was almost totally blocked off as we drove past the scene. You don’t get that type of response for something minor. As we passed this small shopping center we didn’t see any flames and it didn’t appear any of the businesses had damage. That came across as strange. Even the next day when we drove past this small shopping center there was no indication that where was an emergency there the night before. But you have to admit that is a great analogy concerning Vinnie and Bill. Although they got attacked after Bill’s match with Ben Jordan, and there was initial damage to see seen, both are fully recovered as it is as if nothing happened that night similar to the incident at that small shopping center on Herrington Road.

Bill:  I’m still trying to figure out what happened that evening with the small shopping center. For sure Ben and Kedron are fully aware of what happened at Climax Control 290 and the damage we will put upon them in Inception IV will be damage that is plainly seen for months.

Bea:  What I find amusing in Sin City Wrestling is the other wrestlers call me and you worthless and pathetic yet when they get assigned to matches against us they have a difficult time. I’m not saying they’re not managing to get wins but their wins over us were difficult for most of them and for some it took cheating and interference on their side to pull off a win.

Bill:  That’s what being scared out of your mind does to others. They talk smack and yell and scream and puff themselves up to try to intimidate us and when that fails they resort to cheating and interference. The other wrestlers need to get used to seeing our faces on camera, and Championship belts around our waists, because 2021 is The Year Of The Barnharts!

WHAT ELSE IS HAPPENING HERE?

Bill looks intently into the camera and at the gesture of Bill the cameraman closes in on a close-up of Bill.

Bill:  What else is happening here? That’s what we’re gonna discuss right now. In my match against Ben Jordan at Climax Control 290 you notice something blatant, Ben Jordan kept causing me to get pushed to the outside of the ring and when I tried to get back into the ring Ben attacked me which is blatantly against the rules. This happened numerous times so I loudly complained to the Referee and they did absolutely nothing to stop the violations of the rules by Jordan. After putting up with this crap I finally took action by coming back into the ring and taking the hurt to Ben. Just when I had the win in my grasp Ben again managed to violate the rules by having Kedron Williams come into the match and attack me allowing Ben to turn my winning hold on me so he could get the cheap win. I was so pissed off at the Referee fixing the match for the benefit of Ben Jordan that after the bell ran to end the match I went off on Ben and Vinnie joined in the fun. It didn’t take long for the Referee, only then, to step in and try to stop us for defending ourselves from the cheating. That’s when Kedron blew fire into the face of Senor Vinnie and blew up a paint bomb in my face. At least the paint will wash off but Vinnie is likely to have scars for a time. Referees should only call matches based on the rules and when they allow one or more wrestlers to violate the rules to the detriment of other wrestlers they have failed to perform their Referee duties properly.

Bea:  How about the comment made be Belinda Simone?

Bill:  I’m gonna talk about her comment now. Over the years I’ve seen Belinda hurl biased comments toward wrestlers she doesn’t like. She always seems to condone the illegal behaviors, such as violating the rules or using weapons in non-Hardcore matches, by wrestlers she likes. Belinda seems to have a problem with me protesting to the Referee about Ben’s cheating eh? How come Belinda didn’t say a damn thing about the half dozen times Ben violated the rules and the Referee failed to take action? Sound like biased reporting to me. When I fought back against Ben’s cheating Belinda then condemned me and Vinnie for taking corrective action against Ben the cheater and his purchased thug Kedron. Her bias against us went a step further when she tried to condemn us for wanting to take revenge on Ben and Kedron for what they did to me and Vinnie that evening. If Belinda doesn’t feel we have the right to protect and defend ourselves from the attacks we suffered then I suggest Belinda retire from announcing and go into a different line of work.

Bea:  Tell the viewers what you told me recently.

Bill:  Makes me sad to see Ben Jordan willing to team up with a sworn enemy to go up against me and Senor Vinnie. You must stick with people who are friends and will help you. Apparently Ben is a slow learner and that mental slowness will cause his demise at Inception IV. When you consider the constant violations of the rules by Ben in my match, and the Referee failed to take action against Ben for violating the rules, then you understand why Vinnie felt the need to jump in and take action. Now the two of us jump into Inception IV to take appropriate action again.

Bea:  Here’s the bottom line. If Ben and Kedron violate the rules and the Referee refuses to take action then Bill and Vinnie will be fully unleashed to do whatever they need to do to counter their cheating. There’s no way the Referee is going to take action against Bill and Vinnie if they refuse to take action against Ben and Kedron.

Bill motions for the cameraman to get an extreme close-up on him for his closing comments.

Bill:  There’s no way our team is going to take another loss due to cheating by opponents, inaction on the part of the Referee, and interference obtained by our opponents. If that’s where you two want to take this match then so be it. Just remember if you take the match to that level we will not be held responsible for the actions we take and we will not apologize for our actions.

The cameraman zooms out from the close-up on Bill and we see Bill give the “cut” signal to inform the cameraman he is done with his comments and this segment is over. The cameraman takes the cue and cuts his camera feed and our screen goes black.


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Climax Control Archives / FACING BEN JORDAN AGAIN
« on: January 11, 2021, 12:16:43 PM »
FACING BEN JORDAN AGAIN

Narrator:  Bill is on the Climax Control 290 card in a match against Ben Jordan. Bill has been in a match against Ben Jordan and that was Mixed Tag Team event. This coming match is a Standard Rules Singles match so things will be different this time.

The scene changes as we catch up with Bill Barnhart. It appears he is in the broadcast studio at the Star of the Desert Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada. Bill is dressed differently than we normally see him. Whereas we usually see him in very casual clothing today we see Bill in a dark gray business suit, black dress shoes, a white shirt, and a dark gray tie that matches the color of his suit. When the studio personnel inform Barnhart they are live broadcasting Bill launches into his comments.

HOW BILL AND BEN MEASURE UP

Bill:  I guess you’ve noticed that Bea is not with me during my presentation leading up to my match with Ben Jordan. There’s a reason for that. Since there are so many pathetic whining bitches in Sin City Wrestling who don’t like seeing Managers get on the camera with their wrestler, even though those same pathetic whining bitches have their managers and valets on camera with them when presenting comments, I asked Bea to stay out of this presentation. The secondary reason is that Bea is highly upset she wasn’t placed on the Climax Control 290 card so I’d rather not have her in front of the camera hurling obscenities to the viewers. Bea told me if she gets placed on the card at Inception her victory in her match will be so shocking it will send shock waves throughout the Universe.

Bill lets out a loud laugh.

Bill:  I want to tell you how me and Ben measure up against each other. I am 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds. Ben is 6 feet 2 inches and 220 pounds. I’m a Technical Brawler and Submission expert while Ben claims to be an All-Around wrestler. The term All-Around is a catch all term wrestlers use when even they have no clue what type of wrestling style they excel in.

HISTORY BETWEEN BEN AND BILL

Bill:  The first incident I had with Ben Jordan was during my match against Kedron Williams on August 11, 2019, at Climax Control 245. I was taking the hurt to Kedron when the lights in the arena went out. When the lights came on again Ben Jordan was in the ring trading insults with Kedron. As they were arguing I took advantage of Kedron being distracted so I hit him with a Bulldog before locking him into my Sweet Dreams Sleeper Hold for the win.

Bill rolls his eyes.

Bill:  Ben I didn’t need your bullshit of running in on my match and distracting my opponent! I don’t need anyone’s help to defeat anyone in any type of match and that includes in our upcoming match. Since you decided to get involved in my match with Kedron Williams you’re due a payback beat down for interfering in my match.

Bill gives a thumbs up into the camera.

Bill:  The match I directly had against Ben Jordan was a Mixed Tag Team match against Ben and Evie Jordan. That was at Climax Control 282 on October 18, 2020. I already commended you, Ben, for being the wrestler in the match who made me submit for their win. However, Ben, at Climax Control 290 I’ll get revenge for that loss and send you back to the bottom of the ladder to try to earn your way back up into contention.

WHAT HAPPENED

Bill:  Leading up to my match with Fenris, at Climax Control 288, to end the year 2020, he asked what happened to me from the time I worked in Asylum Wrestling Alliance where I was a multiple Grand Slam achiever. That was a great question and I’ll respond to it.

Bill hangs a chart on the wall with photos of various wrestlers throughout the world of wrestling.

Bill:  Please take a look at this chart. Growing up I idolized wrestlers like Dan Severn, Bruno Sammartino, Lou Albano, Pat Patterson, and Ole Anderson. Why? They were brawlers and easily got the job done against opponents. They were not high-flyers. They were not violent wrestlers like those we’ve seen who use knives, razor blades, broken glass, or other weapons, in non-Hardcore Rules matches, to injure their opponents. They got the job done by continuing an assault until their opponent was done. I put Ole Anderson at the top of my favorites list as he was a wrestler who worked over one or more parts of his opponent’s body until that opponent could no longer function with those parts of their body. From there the victory was a given.

Bill is done pointing out and discussing the various wrestlers on the poster.

Bill:  As I mentioned a moment ago I was asked why I don’t seem to be the same wrestler I was in Asylum Wrestling Alliance where I was a multiple Grand Slam achiever. That was then and this is now. We all age as we move along the timeline of life. I’m still the same Bill Barnhart, who is a Technical Brawler and Submission expert but after years of being condemned for being horribly vicious and violent in the ring, which I wasn’t except for those times I had to deal with my half-brother Chris Shipman, I decided to tone down my attitude a bit. I decided that in matches that were not against my half-brother Chris Shipman, or the matches were not Hardcore Rules, I would abide by the rules and let the outcome of the match come out as it will.

FANS QUESTIONS FOR BILL BARNHART

Bill walks over to the desk in the studio and sits down so he can communicate with the people calling in using the speaker on the desk.

Bill:  I asked for this speaker setup so that people can call in and ask wrestling related questions that I’ll answer. We have our first caller. What is your question for me?

Caller:  Who do you feel is the best James Bond?

Bill:  I was expecting a wrestling-related question but that’s okay I’ll answer your question. Roger Moore was, in my opinion, the best James Bond. We have a second caller on the line. What is your question for me?

Caller:  Who do you feel is the best Doctor Who?

Bill:  What the . . . ? Another non-wrestling question? Tom Baker of course! And our third, and final caller, is now on the line so let’s hear a wrestling-related question for me.

Caller:  Why do you believe you can defeat Ben Jordan in your upcoming match?

Bill:  Defeating Ben Jordan will be as easy as squashing a Cockroach under my wrestling boots. Ben cannot continue to rely on past success when he doesn’t have a lot to brag about lately. Nobody can be successful looking over their shoulder and dwelling on past successes. They need to focus on the now, and the near future, in order to be successful. Watch me make easy work of Ben at Climax Control 290.

Bill turns the speaker for the phone off then he looks straight into the camera.

Bill:  Ben the shit is gonna hit the fan at Climax Control 290 and you’re the person standing in front of the fan. The saying goes that when the shit hits the fan you need to stand behind the fan not in front of it. Have fun when the shit hits the fan and splashes in your face.


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Climax Control Archives / OH...BROTHER
« on: January 06, 2021, 06:23:24 PM »
OH BROTHER!!!

Narrator:  Although Bill Barnhart wasn’t successful in his Fatal Four Way Roulette Championship match at Climax Control 286, since it was Brother David Shepherd who landed on the mat in possession of the Roulette Championship Belt, Bill opens 2021 with his first match of the new year for a shot at the Roulette Championship. This is another Fatal Four Way Roulette Rules match that pits Barnhart against Agostino Romano, Miles Kasey, and Lincoln Daniels, with the winner goes on to face Brother David Shepherd for the Roulette Championship at the first Super Show of 2021. It doesn’t need to be stated, but I will state it anyway, that we all know Bill Barnhart will be the wrestler to win this match to go on to win the Roulette Championship from Brother David.

DON’T F*CK WITH ME

We switch scenes and we see Bill Barnhart, Bea Barnhart, and their English Bulldog Iris, walking around the backstage area at the Gold Coast Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada. Bill and Bea are casually dressed in blue jeans, pull-over shirts, and black athletic shoes. Iris, as always, is adorned in her pink diamond-studded doggy collar. The cameraman is there to keep focused on them to broadcast what they do and say to the viewers. Bill, Bea, and Iris, stop and face the camera.

Bill:  I wish to thank those viewers who tuned in today to listen to our comments leading up to my Fatal Four Way Roulette Rules match to determine who faces Brother David Shepherd at the first Super Show of 2021. I have numerous items to present so please sit back, grab your favorite drink, relax, and enjoy the show.

Bea:  Before Bill launches into his presentation leading up to his match at Climax Control 289 I have a comment I wish to make. No I am not assigned to wrestle in this match as Bill is assigned to the match. So why am I contributing to his comments leading up to his match? I’m not only Bill’s wife, and a wrestler in the Bombshell Division, I’m Bill’s Manager. As his Manager I have the right to be included in his on-air time to present comments on his matches. Nobody seems to have an issue with other Managers being with their wrestler or wrestlers when they are on camera so they need to back off of me on that subject. With that out of the way I will turn it over to Bill. The first item Bill wishes to present is an incident he had in our housing development in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

Bill:  Our Homeowners Association is very strict when it comes to outsiders. They have a sign posted at both entrances to our development that states Huntington Landing Homeowners Association does not accept trespassers or solicitors on their property and enforcement of the no soliciting and no trespassing restriction is enforced by Gwinnett Police.

Bea:  Even with this being clearly posted at both entrances to our housing development we still have dozens of solicitors per week knocking on doors and ringing doorbells harassing homeowners. I’ll let Bill tell you about one specific incident that happened recently.

Bill:  I was walking Iris in our neighborhood when I came across a solicitor inside our housing development. As previously mentioned our Homeowners Association has clearly visible signs posted, at both entrances, stating Huntington Landing Homeowners Association does not tolerate trespassing or solicitors and the key statement is ABSOLUTELY NO SOLICITING and that it is enforced by Gwinnett Police. I asked the solicitor to please leave our neighborhood since our Homeowners Association has a strict NO SOLICITING regulation and that they have Gwinnett Police enforce it. Sorry that I’m like that but I hate being bothered constantly by solicitors whether they are trying to sell roofing, siding, windows, asking you to vote for a certain political candidate, or trying to get you to switch from your current television, internet, and phone provider. When I asked this solicitor to please leave they told me to *bleep* off so I got on my phone and called the Gwinnett Police Non-Emergency number. While waiting for the Dispatcher to answer the Non-Emergency line the solicitor got upset with me for returning their *bleep* comment which they made to me first. They put their car in park, set the emergency brake, then got out of the car and charged at me and Iris threatening to hurt both of us. If only they knew I was a professional wrestler and would have driven them face-first into the pavement they wouldn’t have threatened me. Do you remember that vile moron Iris?

Iris:  Grrrr!!!

Bill:  I know how you feel Iris. I told the solicitor since they went from being rude and cursing to communicating a threat of harm to me and Iris, which is threatening to commit Assault and Battery on us, that I’m ending my call with Gwinnett Police Non-Emergency and dialing 911 to report an emergency of an assault about to happen. No I didn’t inform the Police that if the person got closer to me I would rearranged their face in the pavement in the street but I did tell them they’re threatening to assault me and Iris. The solicitor said they’ll wait and talk to the Police so I told them fine and for them to wait. Since I had my cell phone on speaker the instant Gwinnett Police 911 Emergency picked up and the solicitor heard their voice they took their car out of park, released the emergency brake, and sped off never to be seen again. Bottom line? Don’t f*ck with me!

Bea:  Bill remained restrained during this altercation even though the solicitor threatened to harm him and Iris. I say ATTEMPT because had they tried to attack Bill they would have been quickly sent to the Intensive Care Unit at the nearest hospital as Bill would have messed them up big time.

Bill:  That incident with the vile solicitor fits well as a lead-in to my match at Climax Control 289. That match opens Climax Control 289 and it is a Fatal Four Way Roulette Rules match where I face off against Agostino Romano, Miles Kasey, and Lincoln Daniels. How does it make me feel to face these three fools? It makes me feel like I’m in a Happy Days episode where I’m the Fonz, who is cool and well-liked, but I have to interact with morons like Ralph Malph, Potsie Weber, and Richie Cunningham. Sheesh! These three fools haven’t got a chance against me!

Bill, Bea, and Iris, start walking around the backstage area again. After a short time the three stop and face the camera again.

DON’T TAKE A STEP BACK. . .TAKE A STEP FORWARD

Bill:  People say when you falter you need to take a step back. I say you need to take a step forward and continue moving ahead. I admit I lost the Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match for the Roulette Championship at Climax Control 286 when Brother David Shepherd landed on the mat in possession of the Roulette Championship. I refuse to take a step back and think things over. I’ll take a step forward and right the wrong that happened that night. I’ll win this Fatal Four Way Roulette Rules match against Romano, Kasey, and Daniels, then go on to defeat Brother David to become the next Roulette Champion. My match opens Climax Control 289 and there are nine matches on the Card. My performance in the opening match will be so stellar, so stunning, so spectacular, so awe-inspiring that the wrestlers in the other eight matches will fail to live up to the level of my match.

KEEPING THE INNER DEMON CONTAINED

Bill, Bea, and Iris, remain where they are while their comments continue.

Bill:  I had an issue when I served in Asylum Wrestling Alliance that caused me to sometimes lose control and severely injure opponents.

Bea:  It was one of those items you try to understand and figure out but sometimes you need expert assistance to find the cause and a solution.

Bill:  When I contacted my Family Doctor, Doctor Kim, he found out that I had an inner demon that was controlling me. He said the inner demon was a primary result of having to endure the crap from my half-brother Chris Shipman. Doctor Kim said the inner demon would rise up and take control of me and during that time I would inflict severe, and often career-ending, injuries on opponents, without being conscious that I was inflicting that level of damage. He stressed that this inner demon thing was a direct result of having to face my evil half-brother, Chris Shipman, in some of the most twisted and violent matches ever known in the wrestling world. These matches were so twisted and sickening that the majority of those type of matches have been banned in nearly every Wrestling Federation on the planet. After Doctor Kim taught me how to control the inner demon, instead of allowing the inner demon to control me, I became more successful in Asylum Wrestling Alliance and gained the backing of the fans. This control allowed me to let the inner demon rise up without taking control of me so I could easily send it back inside and control it. However, Doctor Kim stated, there will be times that my inner demon and myself will be equal in strength and during those times I would have to work hard and endure to keep the demon under control.

Bea:  That worked the majority of the time. However when Bill would get assigned to another twisted and violent match against his half-brother Chris Shipman in most of those matches his inner demon would take over to the point where Bill was not able to quickly subdue it.

Bill: When I had to face my half-brother Chris Shipman I would often knowingly allow my inner demon to come out, take control, and inflict severe damage on Chris. You are wondering why I would do something like that right? If you had a half-brother in wrestling with you, and his entire life he vowed to hurt you, injure you, destroy you, and kill you, what the hell do you think you would have done with that situation? Yeah! That’s what I thought. Since you weren’t there taking the crap from my half-brother you all need to shut the hell up! Would I do that here in Sin City Wrestling of knowingly allow my inner demon to come out, take control, and inflict damage on my opponents? I don’t plan on ever doing that again. However if my opponents go so far as to perpetrated attacks on me, or have interference in the match, then if my inner demon rises up and takes control I’ll not be held responsible for the results of the damage inflicted. You’ve been warned!

Bill, Bea, and Iris, start walking around the backstage area again and the cameraman keeps focused on them. They stop near a venue that still has some leftover holiday decorations up from 2020. They look at the remaining Christmas decorations.

CHRISTMAS 2020

Bea:  Bill I really enjoyed the 2020 holiday season especially Christmas. Now the holiday season is over and we’re starting off 2021 and you get to open 2021 with a match to earn a shot at the Roulette Champion at the next Super Show.

Bill:  I honestly don’t enjoy the holiday season, especially Christmas, as I don’t enjoy trying to find gifts for others and nobody knows what to get me even though they know my top two loves, after you and Iris of course, are Chocolate and Coffee. But now that we enter 2021 and my first match of the new year is to earn another shot at the Roulette Championship I couldn’t be happier.

Bea:  You found the perfect gifts for me Bill. I don’t like people buying clothes or food items for me when they don’t really know what my size is or what I like to eat. You gave me twenty $10 Lottery Scratchers and I ended up winning a total of $150 in a combination of cash and additional tickets from the scratchers. Of course I would have loved to win the top prizes but you can’t always expect that is how things will turn out with Lottery Scratchers.

Bill:  Maybe you cannot expect to always win the top prizes in Lottery Scratchers but for sure I expect to defeat my Romano, Kasey, and Daniels, to get a shot at Brother David for the Roulette Championship! And you nailed the gifts for me with several boxes of coffee K-Cups for our Keurig coffee brewer and a box of chocolates. My two loves, after you and Iris, coffee and chocolate! Of course Iris was the easiest one to get gifts for. Anything, and I mean anything, food-related is a great gift where Iris is concerned.

Bea:  I know you’ll easily defeat Agostino Romano, Miles Kasey, and Lincoln Daniels, then you’ll defeat Brother David Shepherd and claim your rightful place as Roulette Champion.

Bill:  That’s what I plan on doing.

HOLD MY…

Bill, Bea, and Iris, once again continue walking around the backstage area of the Gold Coast Casino with the cameraman diligently doing his job of keeping his camera focused on them. While they are walking in the backstage area they are met by Senor Vinnie who is also walking around the backstage area. We notice Bill has a cup of coffee in one hand and chocolate in his other hand and he goes back and forth eating chocolate and sipping coffee.

Senor Vinnie:  Bill you really love your coffee and chocolate right?

Bea:  Yes he does! Bill loves coffee and chocolate more than he likes pepperoni pizza and Classic Coke and that says a lot about Bill and his coffee and chocolate when you know how much he loves pepperoni pizza and Classic Coke.

Bill:  I read an article where they’re predicting the world will run out of chocolate and coffee by the year 2025. My first reaction is if they run out of coffee and chocolate there’s gonna be a hell of a lot of people getting hurt at my hands.

Bill, Bea, and Vinnie, start laughing at Bill’s comments on the world running out of chocolate and coffee when an unknown person runs up to the four of them and starts going off on them.

Unknown Person:  Bill Barnhart? More like Bill Blowhard! You talk smack about hurting people if the world runs out of coffee and chocolate but you don’t seem to be doing much hurt on your opponents in the wrestling ring!

Bill pauses drinking his coffee and eating his chocolate and looks at the unknown person.

Bill:  Are you talking to me?

Unknown Person:  Well, duh, I mentioned your name didn’t I?

Bea:   I placed a call to Security and they should be here shortly to escort this moron out of the building.

The unknown person takes offense to Bea calling Security to have him taken out of the building, and also her calling him a moron, so he takes a few steps toward Bea and his fists are clenched as though he wants to hit Bea.

Bill:  Vinnie hold my coffee and chocolate while I take care of this idiot.

When the unknown person hears Bill’s comments he charges toward Bill which distracts him away from trying to hurt Bea. As the man approaches Bill in a threatening manner Bill take a defensive stance and he is ready to beat this moron into next week when Security personnel show up. They see that the unknown person perpetrated the attempted attack on Bill. Security grabs the person and starts to drag him out of the building.

Unknown Person:  I will get you one day Bill Barnhart! You’ll regret the day you called Security on me!

Bill:  It was Bea who called Security on you not me. Also since you’ll be in jail for a significant period of time I won’t hold my breath waiting to see your pathetic face again.

Security drags the unknown person out of the building and quiet returns to where Bill, Bea, Vinnie, and Iris are standing.

Senor Vinnie:  Ha ha ha!!!

Bill:  What are you laughing at Vinnie? And give me back my coffee and chocolate.

Senor Vinnie:  I’m laughing Bill. . .ha ha ha. . .because I have idiots come up to me all the time. . . ha ha ha. . .and disrespect me like that guy tried to disrespect you. Now. . .ha ha ha. . .watching it happen to you can see how I look when. . .ha ha ha ha. . .people do that to me. Here’s your coffee and chocolate back.

Bill takes possession of his coffee and chocolate from Senor Vinnie and he continues eating his chocolate and sipping his coffee.

Bill:  Probably some thug being paid by my upcoming opponents to try to intimidate me before our match. I never get intimidated so they just wasted their money and their time hiring a moronic wannabe thug. I’ll defeat the Three Stooges so quickly that I’ll break the Sound Barrier and create a Sonic Boom in the process! I mean, come on, the combined wrestling skills and abilities of my three opponents combined doesn’t even come up to half of the wrestling skills and abilities I possess. Vinnie we’re going to return to our hotel room and then get something to eat for dinner. Care to join us?

Senor Vinnie:  I appreciate the offer but I want some quiet time to ponder my match against O’Malley so I’ll see you two, and Iris, later.

Vinnie turns and walks down the hallway until he is out of sight then the cameraman returns his camera to focus on Bill and Bea.

Bill:  What should we get for dinner?

Bea:  Iris will eat anything so I say we go for Taco Bell or Wendy’s. For damn sure we’ll never eat at McDonald’s again after that horrible experience we had ordering food online then going to the restaurant to pick up the food.

Bill:  Taco Bell it is!!!

At the sound of Taco Bell Iris perks up and she’s ready for dinner. Bill and Bea thank the cameraman for his time airing their comments. They then turn and walk away from the cameraman who keeps his camera focused on them until they are out of sight then he cuts his camera feed and our screen goes black.


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Climax Control Archives / SECOND TIME FACING FENRIS
« on: December 16, 2020, 06:56:12 PM »
SECOND TIME FACING FENRIS

Narrator:  For those of you who don’t remember, or you didn’t do your research, Bill Barnhart joined Sin City Wrestling in August 2019 and he indicated publicly that he had three wrestlers he would like to face and he considered facing them as a Dream Match. They were Casey Williams, Griffin Hawkins, and Fenris.

CUSTOMER SERVICE IS NON-EXISTENT THESE DAYS

This incident took place in Lawrenceville, Georgia, when Bea ordered food online from McDonald’s, using her cell phone, and she sent Bill to drive to the location and pick up the food.

Bea:  Okay, Bill, the order has been placed and I texted you the screen shot of the confirmation with the order number. You just have to go to the McDonald’s restaurant at 4915 Sugarloaf Parkway in Lawrenceville. The online order system said you just give them the order number and you can pick up our order.

Bill:  Am I supposed to go through the drive-thru to pick up the food like I did when you ordered food from Kentucky Fried Chicken?

Bea:  Good question. After I placed the order the website said you give them your order number and they will give you the food. I don’t think you have to go through the drive-thru but you can try. The other comment on the website said you can also enter the restaurant and give them your order number and they will give you the food.

Bill:  I hope this works. Too many times people order food online then when they go to pick it up the restaurant either screwed up the order or they claim they never got it. I don’t trust Programmers to make any program work correctly. I should be back home in around 30 minutes since the McDonalds on Sugarloaf Parkway is only 2.5 miles one-way.

Bill drives off and arrives at McDonalds at 4915 Sugarloaf Parkway in about 5 minutes. He goes through the drive-thru and we hear the interaction.

McDonald’s Worker:  May I take your order?

Bill:  My wife made an online order and she sent me here to pick up the food. I have the order number.

McDonald’s Worker:  You can’t do that.

Bill:  What the hell do you mean I can’t do that? I have the order number! I’m new at this and I have no idea what to do to get my food! I came through the drive-thru but if you cannot do it through the drive-thru should I leave the drive-thru and park and walk into the restaurant?

McDonald’s Worker:  Let me have you talk to the Manager.

After a short delay the Manager of this McDonald’s comes on the speaker.

McDonald’s Manager:  We cannot give you your order as it isn’t in our computer system.

Bill:  What the hell do you mean it isn’t in your computer system? My wife ordered the food online and paid for it so you damn sure need to give me our food! Do I leave the drive-thru and come into the restaurant so you can take the order number and give me our food?

McDonald’s Manager:  Let me have you talk to the Assistant Manager so he can explain it too you better than I can.

Bill: * SIGH *

After a short delay the Assistant Manager comes on the speaker.

McDonald’s Assistant Manager:  Sir we cannot take you order in the drive-thru lane. We also cannot take your order in the restaurant using your order number. You have to come to the restaurant with the phone that the order was placed on and only when you park in our parking lot will your phone send a message to us that you are in the parking lot and we will process your order and bring the food to your car.

Bill:  What the F*ck! My wife has her phone at home but she sent me a screen shot of the order confirmation with the order code. I can give you the order code and you can fill my order. That’s what your website said we can do. I can park and come into the restaurant and show you the screen shot showing the order number.

McDonald’s Assistant Manager:  I’m sorry but until you bring the phone the order was made on we cannot give you the food.

Bill:  Damn! My wife has her phone at home! So you are telling me I drove 2.5 miles here so you can refuse to give us our food, now you want me to drive 2.5 miles home to get my wife and bring her to McDonald’s with her phone, and that means I will be making two round trips for a total of 10 miles and that doesn’t even account for slowness of getting our “fast” food. Shit! Damn! F*ck!

McDonald’s Assistant Manager:  Sorry but. . .

Bill:  Sorry your ass!!!

Bill speeds out of the McDonald’s parking area and heads home calling Bea on the way. Even Bea confirms the website said just park, go into the McDonald’s, show them the order number, and get the food. When the two return to McDonald’s Bea tells Bill to park in one of the Curbside Pickup parking spots so he parks in spot number 5. Bea looks at the sign and it says to park, then open the app on your phone that you placed the order on, then click on the I AM HERE button and your food will be delivered to your car in five minutes or less.

Bill:  It has already been five minutes so where the hell is the food?

Bea:  Give them a few minutes more as we ordered a lot of food.

When it reaches the 15 minute mark Bea is the one who is getting upset over the delay of the food delivery. When her phone gives a chime she looks at the McDonald’s application and she reads the message:  THANK YOU FOR YOUR ORDER. . .YOUR FOOD HAS BEEN DELIVERED TO YOUR VEHICLE. . .ENJOY YOUR FOOD.

Bea:  What? I got a text saying thanks for our food order and to enjoy our food and that the food was delivered to our vehicle. No food has been delivered to our vehicle. Maybe they sent the food to another car. I’m going inside to find out what happened.

Bill rolls his eyes when he sees how upset Bea is. If you think Bill gets upset with poor customer service you haven’t seen anything until you’ve seen Bea go off on people for poor customer service. Bill knows what the McDonald’s workers are in for. When Bea enters the McDonald’s she notices there are a half dozen workers behind the counter and only two customers inside the restaurant. After nearly ten minutes we see Bea come out with two large bags of food and a cup carrier with four large drinks and she is struggling to carry the order. Bill helps Bea place the food in the car then they start driving home.

Bea:  I can’t believe these assholes at McDonald’s! I told them we drove up 15 minutes ago and clicked on the app to let them know we’re here. I told them the app said our food would be delivered in five minutes or less. I told them the app told us our food was delivered to our car and yet no food was delivered. I told them after 15 minutes I had to come inside the restaurant. I saw that all of the workers were standing around doing nothing even though there were only two customers in the restaurant and they already had their food. The Manager told me she’ll have them get our food ready. When the food was ready they just handed it to me. I gave the Manager my evil look and I told her it isn’t my job to deliver my food to my car at the Curbside Pickup and she and her workers looked at me like I was an alien from another planet. I told them it is their job to deliver the food to my car but they just didn’t care and handed me to food to bring to our car. When we get home I’m filing a complaint with McDonald’s Corporate.

Bill:  You know I’m strict when it comes to customer service and that also carries over to my wrestling career where I demend good performance from opponents. From this point forward I’ll never eat at McDonald’s again. I’ll get food at Wendy’s or Taco Bell instead.

Bill and Bea return home with their food. Iris gives them a look that screams WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG WITH MY FOOD and they laugh at her. They set the food on the dining table and eat dinner.

END OF INCIDENT

DREAM MATCH REPEAT

When the scene comes into focus we see Bill Barnhart sitting in a comfortable chair in the broadcast studio with the cameraman focusing his camera on Bill. Bea is sitting to the right of Bill in case she wishes to say comments during Bill’s presentation.

Bill:  When I signed with Sin City Wrestling in August 2019 I mentioned that there are three matches I would consider to be a fulfillment of Dream Matches for me. One was against Casey Williams to get revenge for him being the first wrestler to hand me a defeat in my home town of Oakland, in my home area of the Bay Area, during a Hardcore Rules match in a Boeing 747 parked at Oakland Airport. The second was a match with Griffin Hawkins as I admire his work and he was a great Roulette Champion. The third was against Fenris as I admire his work ethics and dedication he has put into his work in the sport of wrestling.

Bea:  Please tell the viewers how that match with Fenris went.

Bill:  Going into that match on September 29, 2019, at Climax Control 249, I knew what Fenris was capable of. Even though he was smaller and lighter than me I knew he had great ring presence and could flip a match on an opponent in a flash. I performed well in that match and both of us came close to winning numerous times. Fenris did what he often does and that is to switch things up quickly and reverse the advantage the opponent had and he then had the advantage over me for the win. Did I get upset over the loss. Hell no! I congratulated Fenris on a well-deserved win and hoped that we would meet again one day. I hate it when wrestlers have great talent and waste it by not giving all they’ve got in matches. Fenris didn’t do that against me in that match. He gave it all he had and came out the winner and I admire that. When Fenris left the sport for a time I figured having a second match against him would never happen. Well look here at the Climax Control 288 card and you see that Fenris is back and I have my second Dream Match against him. This match is gonna be beyond enjoyable for me.

THE REASON FENRIS WILL LOSE TO BILL BARNHART

Bea:  Since you are known as the Analogy King please provide your analogy to the viewers.

Bill:  Everyone will agree that a Tarantula is a damn efficient predator and rarely does a foe get away unharmed. However most people don’t know that a Tarantula Hawk Wasp kicks the Tarantula’s ass more times than the Tarantula kicks their ass. I would say the percentage of the Tarantula Hawk Wasp getting the win over the Tarantula is 90 percent while the Tarantula fending off and killing the Tarantula Hawk Wasp is about 10 percent. Damn nice odds for the Tarantula Hawk Wasp when you consider an average Tarantula is from 4 to 11 inches in size compared to an average Tarantula Hawk Wasp of around 2 inches in size.

Bea:  Here’s how it works. The Tarantula Hawk Wasp needs to lay her eggs so her offspring will survive and she needs a Tarantula to do so. She will boldly attack the Tarantula but she is so quick and agile the Tarantula loses 90 percent of the time. She gets a few stings in and the Tarantula is paralyzed but does not die as it is still alive but cannot move as it is paralyzed. The Tarantula Hawk Wasp then drags the paralyzed Tarantula to a hole in the ground, she lays her eggs on the Tarantula. When her babies hatch the eat the Tarantula who knows what is going on as it is alive but paralyzed. That’s gotta be one of the most horrible ways to end your life.

Bill:  You’re probably asking how a small 2 inch Tarantula Hawk Wasp can knock out Tarantulas of 4 to 11 inches and the answer is simple. She is quick to get in and get damage done with her stings. She is quick and agile to get the stings in and back off so the Tarantula cannot grab her and bite her. Yes it really is that simple. The key is staying away from the agility of the Tarantula and getting in and out quickly like the Tarantula Hawk Wasp does to inflict damage. That, my friends, is exactly how I will work in this upcoming match with Fenris. I will get in quickly, inflict damage, and get out quickly, and by doing this over and over again Fenris loses to me. Yes it really is that simple.

TO BE THE MAN, YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN

Bill:  One of the most iconic statements ever in the sport of Wrestling is TO BE THE MAN, YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN. I’ll not mention the wrestler who made that statement famous as I’m sure you know who it was who made the statement. Fenris I’m sure you feel you are in the same category as the wrestler who made the statement as you also have a stellar record in the sport of Wrestling. I believe that you believe you are the man to be beat in order for the wrestler defeating you to be the man. Only you can answer if that’s what you are thinking. But, Fenris, if that’s what the fans and other wrestlers think then so be it. After our match at Climax Control 288 I will be the man since I beat the man, YOU, by decisively defeating you. Easier said than done you think? Think again because it is easier for me to defeat you than it is for you to prevent me from defeating you. Please remember someone else who left the sport for a time then returned thinking having a match against me was gonna be easy for them. On April 24, 2020, at Climax Control 266, Kris Ryans returned to active status in the wrestling ring. He thought I would be an easy mark but I defeated him by submission with my Sweet Dreams Sleeper Hold. To this day he still claims I never defeated him. He claims what really happened was that he was bored in the match and threw the match to get it over with. Yeah, right, okay, if you believe that bullshit then I have a great bridge in New York you might like to buy and also some choice swamp land in Florida you may be interested in purchasing. Nah, Fenris, he didn’t throw the match to me. He came back from being out of the sport for a time and thought he still had what it takes to be competitive and I proved that he didn’t. I’m hoping you didn’t make the same mistake of returning to active status in the wrestling ring thinking you haven’t become soft from being inactive. Bea is there anything you wish to say as closing comments?

Bea:  Fenris I’ll be in Bill’s corner as his Manager and I’ there to ensure your match goes according to the rules and that there is no cheating or interference. Keep the match on the level and I’m fine with that. Cheat or have people run in on the match and you’ll regret it for the rest of your life.

Bill:  Thanks for the closing comments Bea.

Bea:  I could say I wish you the best of luck in your match with Fenris but I already know you don’t need to rely on luck when you have outstanding wrestling abilities.

Bill and Bea inform the Broadcast Studio staff they are done with their comments for today. The Staff works to make a smooth transition from live broadcasting to returning to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.


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