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Climax Control Archives / Mighty

« on: August 09, 2016, 05:40:54 AM »

 NARRATOR:  Well it was a mighty fine Roulette Championship match at Summer XXXTreme IV. Who would have thought of an Ultimate X match where the wrestlers were attached to the structure by cables? It was a fitting match for James Tuscini to defend his Roulette Championship. The results of the match are that Casey Williams was eliminated first and Ryan Keys was eliminated second. That left James Tuscini and Chris Shipman to battle it out. By a stroke of genius (or maybe it was stroke of luck) James managed to knock Chris off the platform thus eliminating Shipman to retain the Roulette Title Belt.

James and Uncle Pinky have returned to San Francisco to have some relaxation time at home before Climax Control on August 14, 2016. That edition of Climax Control will be held in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada at the PNE Agrodome. They decided to go to the Hip-Hop Club named Mighty as they present all forms of music but mostly Hip-Hop and Rap. James invited his Fiancée, Sandy Erwin, with them so they can enjoy the night, the food, and the music. The Mighty Club is located at 119 Utah Street in the Mission District of San Francisco. The location is where Interstate 80 intersects with U.S. Highway 101 and it is a few miles from the home of James and Uncle Pinky which is also in the Mission District.

We notice Uncle Pinky has his head wrapped in cloth bandages due to the cuts he received from when Chris Shipman kidnapped him on the Cruise Ship and whacked him in the head with the barbed wire laced Book Of Shipman. The cloth bandages wrapped around Uncle Pinky’s head makes him look like he’s wearing a turban. If you didn’t know he was Italian you might think if was from India or some other country where having a turban on your head is common practice.

JAMES:  The club is nice today. The DJ tonight is DJ Pink and he is one of the better ones here. Also the club isn’t crowded right now. Just the right amount of people so you don’t feel squeezed up. Are you two ready for some great food, great Hip-Hop and Rap, and so fun and relaxation?

SANDY:  I’m ready.

UNCLE PINKY:  I’m not sure why you are excited about a place like this. The atmosphere seems nice, and I’m sure the food is good, but I’m not sure about the music they play.

JAMES:  Uncle they are called a Hip-Hop club but they take all forms of music from Classical to Rock to Jazz and they put a Hip-Hop and Rap spin on it. It actually comes out better than you think it would. Don’t you know what Rap is?

UNCLE PINKY:  Of course I do. I’m not so old that I don’t know stuff.

If we had a bullshit meter that ran from 1 to 10 with 10 being the highest level of bullshit Uncle Pinky’s comments would run off the scale as we know he is bullshitting as he hasn’t a clue what Rap music or Rapping is.

James, Sandy, and Uncle Pinky find a table not too far away from the stage where the DJ is doing the music and not that far from the dance floor should any of them wish to dance. As with most Hip-Hop clubs the DJ has full control of the entertainment and they often single someone out from the audience to come up on stage and perform an impromptu music skit. Tonight is no exception as DJ Pink spies the “turban” on Uncle Pinky’s head and figures why not call out the person who sticks out in the crowd. DJ Pink calls Uncle Pinky up to the stage. At first Uncle Pinky is reluctant but with the encouragement of James and Sandy, with the understanding that this is a common segment in Hip Hop clubs, and with the crowd chanting for him to go up on the stage Uncle Pinky makes the trip.

DJ PINK:  Welcome to the Mighty Club! Please tell the people your name.

UNCLE PINKY:  Pinky del Ferrando and I’m from San Francisco in the Mission District not too far from here.

DJ PINK:  Your name is Pinky? I’m DJ Pink. Is that awesome or what?

The crowd goes wild with cheering as they realize the odds of a customer at the Mighty Club also being named Pink like the DJ.

DJ PINK:  Thanks for coming up on the stage with me. Before we begin are you from India?

UNCLE PINKY:  What kind of a question is that? I’m full-blooded Sicilian Italian and I just told you I’m from San Francisco. Weren’t you listening to me?

DJ PINK:  Then why are you wearing a turban? Usually that means you are from India or one of the other countries where wearing a turban on your head is common.

Uncle Pinky reaches up and touches the bandages on his head. He remembers he does look like he’s wearing a turban since there are a lot of bandages on his head.

UNCLE PINKY:  Oh this? I was attacked on July 31st while we were at Summer XXXTreme IV wrestling event with Sin City Wrestling. My Nephew, James, was defending the Roulette Championship against Chris Shipman, Ryan Keys, and Casey Williams. Chris Shipman kidnapped me and beat me up.

DJ PINK:  That must have been one hell of a beating to have bandages on your head that look like a turban. Would you mind telling us what happened during the attack?

UNCLE PINKY:  Shipman lured me to a stateroom on the ship where a hooker was seducing me. Then Shipman came into the room and since the hooker had me tied to the bed I couldn’t get away. Chris Shipman hit me in the head with a barbed wire laced book he calls The Book of Shipman and I sustained a lot of cuts.

James is laughing so hard he just has to blurt out…

JAMES:  Hey, Uncle, tell him about what I told you before. You remember the saying It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.

UNCLE PINKY:  Damn you James! Wait until we get home. Well what happened next, but it wasn’t clearly evident on the camera footage, is that Shipman dropped his drawers, whipped out his, you know, and pissed on me. It’s a behavior Shipman is unfortunately known for.

DJ PINK:  It takes a hell of a man to admit he got beat down and pissed on. So let’s not dwell on that and let’s move on. We have a tradition here at the Mighty Club that when someone is called up on the stage by the DJ they are asked, and they are expected, to perform a short impromptu music skit. I will toss it out for the audience to decide what type of music you would need to do as an on-the-spot skit okay?

The audience yells out their suggestions. Some are yelling Hip-Hop, some are yelling Jazz, others are yelling Opera, but the majority yells Rap so DJ Pink informs Uncle Pinky of the decision from the audience.

DJ PINK:  The majority of the audience asked for you to do an impromptu Rap. I will give you one minute. Uh, before I start the timer, you do know what Rap is and how to Rap right?

UNCLE PINKY:  Why does everyone keep asking me that? I’ve been doing it since I was a little boy. Stop treating me like I’m a clueless old man.

With that DJ Pink sets the one minute timer and he tells Uncle Pinky to start Rapping. The audience chimes in with chants of RAP RAP RAP and Uncle Pinky seems to be a bit confused. After a few seconds tick off the clock the audience goes silent as they watch Uncle Pink run over to the DJ table where he picks up some paper, a cellophane tape dispenser, and he asks DJ Pink if he could remove his watch. DJ Pink figures what the hell and he quickly hands his watch to Uncle Pinky. What Uncle Pinky does next is so hilarious that the audience roars so loud with laughter that we can barely hear the music. We watch with total amusement as Uncle Pinky places DJ Pink’s watch into the paper, then he folds the paper like preparing a gift for a birthday party, and then he tapes the paper shut. Uncle Pinky is so proud that he was able to prepare the “gift” within the one minute allowed that he stands there holding it up for the audience to see. The crowd stands up and they are giving Uncle Pinky a standing ovation for his performance while they are laughing at the same time. DJ Pink walks up to Uncle Pinky.

DJ PINK:  Pinky what in the hell did you just do? Didn’t you understand that you were supposed to do a RAP skit within the one minute time?

UNCLE PINKY:  What are you talking about? I wrapped your watch up in the paper and taped it shut within the one minute time. I did do a WRAP skit.

DJ PINK:  I meant Rap like the style of music called Rap. It is R-A-P not W-R-A-P like wrapping a gift.

UNCLE PINKY:  Ohhhhh. I didn’t realize that. Now I really feel stupid and clueless.

DJ PINK:  Don’t feel sorry old man. Although you didn’t perform Rap music your wrap of my watch actually got the best reaction from the audience we’ve have in months. Thanks for being a good sport and joining me on stage. To Management of the Mighty Club the drinks and meals are on me for Uncle Pinky and his group for the rest of tonight.

DJ Pink gives Uncle Pinky a hug and then the two turn toward the audience and take a bow before Uncle Pinky steps off the stage to return to his table.

JAMES:  Holy shit Uncle! You didn’t even know what you were doing and you wowed the crowd and we ended up with our meals and drinks paid for. Maybe taking a few beatings from Chris Shipman has made you more amusing than even I thought you were.

UNCLE PINKY:  It was nothing James. Actually I just pulled that confused thing on the audience to surprise them. I had it planned the entire time.

JAMES:  Don’t try that bullshit with me Uncle. I know you got caught in the spotlights and you didn’t have a clue what you were doing but you managed to stumble your way through it. By the way due to having Shipman attack you twice do you feel you want to quit being my Manager to attend me at wrestling events?

UNCLE PINKY:  You’re right James. I was trying to cover for my ineptness. But I will admit I had no idea what I was doing and I honestly thought the mention of Rap and Rapping meant to wrap a gift and wrapping paper. You think that being attacked two times by Shipman is gonna scare me away? I am Full-Blooded Sicilian Italian and I will dog Shipman until he’s retired again or destroyed. Next time we meet I will go FBS, Full-Blooded Sicilian, on his ass and he will be the one beat up, cut, and bloody.

The cameraman shows up to air Tuscini’s segment for his match at Climax Control 155. James excuses himself from the table where Sandy and Uncle Pinky are sitting and James and the cameraman take up residence at a table in the back of the club. James orders snacks and drinks so he and the cameraman can enjoy the items while the segment is airing.

JAMES:  Let’s get this out in the open immediately. I was mighty fortunate to get the win over Ryan Keys, Casey Williams, and Chris Shipman at Summer XXXTreme IV. I was mighty fortunate that I was able to eliminate Shipman for the win. I was mighty fortunate that the Demon Monster, although it came out, didn’t totally overtake me. Had that happened then Shipman’s prediction that allowing the Demon Monster to totally take over would cause me to make mistakes and I would lose the match to him. After the match I realized that what Shipman said was true. What happened is after we returned to San Francisco I went to sleep and had a dream. In the dream I was riding in a car, with someone else driving, and traffic stopped suddenly in front of us. The driver of our car hit the brakes but we still had an accident slamming into the back of the car in front of us. Everyone in our car and the other car were okay and not hurt. But when I researched what that dream meant it woke me up.

Since the food and drinks are on DJ Pink James calls the server over to order some snacks and drinks for himself and the cameraman.

JAMES:  The interpretation of that dream of being involved in an accident means it is a symbol of your emotional state. You have to ask yourself if you are “driving” yourself too hard. Maybe you need to slow down and regain control before you hit a disaster. It is time to rethink and replan your course of action to set yourself on a better path. When I read that I realized that Shipman’s comments hit home. I had to get the Demon Monster under control to where I can release it without it completely taking over. I had another visit with my family physician Doctor Kim. He strongly advised me to return to my meditation routine to keep control of myself and the Demon Monster. He also told me to keep up with the Martial Arts as it teaches you discipline and focus.


Tuscini stops his conversation so the two of them can partake of the snacks and drinks. When they are done James continues.

JAMES:  On Sunday, August 14, 2016, I defend my Roulette Championship against Travis Nathanial Andrews, or TNA as he likes to be called, and I know I’m in for a tough match. For those who may not know the first loss I took in Sin City Wrestling was on Sunday, March 20, 2016, at Climax Control 143. The loss came at the hands of Travis. What happened is that as we were flying around the ring TNA didn’t see the Referee and he ran into them and knocked them out. Being a good sport I tried to assist the Referee when Steve Ramone interfered in the match and knocked me out. The Referee was unconscious so they didn’t know what happened. That allowed TNA to get a pinfall win on me because after TNA jumped on top of me our Referee regained conscious and made the pinfall count.

Tuscini and the cameraman finish off the food and drinks and the server takes the dishes and rushes off to more goodies for them.

JAMES:  Travis I don’t blame you for what happened in that match. Running into the Referee was not a deliberate act on his part and I know you had nothing to do with Ramone interfering in our match.  What you did do, however, was to capitalize on the situation at hand and you got the win. Due to how that match ended I’ve wanted to have another match against you and this Sunday I get my wish. This way I can prove, once and for all, that I’m the superior wrestler and without interference by Ramone I would have won our previous match. Travis I’m not gonna take you lightly. Without a doubt you are one of the top wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling. You are a very good wrestler and you are capable of defeating anyone on the Roster. I come into our match knowing that if I have just a split-second of distraction that you will take advantage of it. It is as simple as that. It only takes a split-second to go from reigning Champion to former Champion. I simply cannot allow that to happen.

James pauses when the server returns with more food and drinks. He and the cameraman partake of the items again. After a short pause James continues with his comments.

JAMES:  As you heard from Tommy Knocks he accurately states that my Stock is up again. Before Summer XXXTreme IV my Stock was valued at $100 per share. I believe it is listed as JTDM, for James Tuscini Demon Monster, on most Stock listings. Today my Stock has gone up 10 percent so it is now valued at $110 per share. Had you purchased 10 shares of my Stock before Summer XXXTreme IV you would have spent $1,000 and now you would have $1,100 in value. If you were stupid and didn’t purchase my Stock and now you purchase the same 10 shares you are spending $100 more than you had to. Your loss and my gain.

Tuscini and the cameraman finish off the food and drinks and the server takes the dishes and rushes off to more goodies for them.

JAMES:  The other thing mentioned by Tommy Knocks is that he feels I might be able to set a record for the longest reign as Roulette Champion. Well I have no clue it I will be able to do that or not but I will do my best to eclipse those who went before me. Currently there are three wrestlers who have held the Roulette Title Belt longer than me. J2H held it a bit over 4 months, and Equinox and Goth both held the Title Belt for a day or two over 5 months. In order for me to eclipse J2H, which is a major accomplishment if I could do it, I would have to remain Roulette Champion until the end of the first week in September. If I manage to reach that milestone then I would have to remain as Roulette Champion until the end of the first week of October to surpass Equinox and Goth. Will that happen? Hell I don’t know. I’m not able to see into the future. Let’s all take a deep breath, watch me wrestle and defend the Roulette Title Belt, and see how it ends up when my Title reign is over.

James Tuscini stands up from the table and he motions for the cameraman to follow him back to the table where Uncle Pinky and Sandy Erwin are located.

Hey you two we will be leaving shortly. Let me finish up my comments and then we will go home. Travis I know you are a wild card and that you are capable of amazing things. I’ve also noticed you are like Ryan Keys in that you are up one week and down the next. Up and down like an elevator. The question everyone is asking is if you are gonna be up or down for our match this Sunday? Will you bring your “A” Game and walk away as the Roulette Champion or will you hold back? I know what I’m gonna do in our match and that is to give everything I’ve got. If you bring everything you’ve got and you win I will be the first person in the arena to congratulate you on doing something nobody else has yet accomplished. However if I win I hope you will be man enough to congratulate me on holding on to the Roulette Title and moving one day closer to becoming the longest-reigning Roulette Champion in Sin City Wrestling history.

James thanks the cameraman for his time to air his segment. James, Sandy, and Uncle Pinky walk out of the Mighty Club and hail a taxi to take them back to the home of Uncle Pinky and James. The cameraman keeps focused on the three until they enter the taxi and the taxi drives off and then he calls into the Network and they cut to a commercial break.

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Climax Control Archives / Taken Lightly

« on: July 05, 2016, 07:54:36 AM »

 I TOOK MY PREVIOUS OPPONENT LIGHTLY BUT THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN

NARRATOR:  James Tuscini lost the match against Despayre at Climax Control 152 on Sunday, July 3, 2016, in Lake Tahoe, Nevada. What happened? How did it happen? I could sit here and speculate for hours but it would only be my best guess. So I turn you over to the one person who is able to give you the reasons as he was there. Ladies and gentlemen I turn you over to James Tuscini.

The scene switches to that of James Tuscini in a Gym in Reno, Nevada, where he is seen in the wrestling ring with a sparring partner. The sparring partner is trying very hard to defeat James but he is having little success. We watch as Tuscini works over the arm and shoulder of his opponent and then he lifts him up in the Mafia Hit Flying Hammer Lock maneuver. His sparring partner quickly submits and James releases the hold dropping the opponent hard to the mat. Tuscini exits the ring and towels off and then he takes a seat on a chair to talk to us.

JAMES TUSCINI:  I lost to Despayre on Sunday, July 3, 2016, at Climax Control 152. What happened you ask? I lost because I took Despayre lightly and it cost me the match. What’s that? You didn’t expect me to be honest and tell you it was my fault I lost? I tell the truth about why I won or lost a match. I’m not like Steve Ramone, Casey Williams, or Chris Shipman, who cannot tell you why they lost a match except to claim they were cheated out of the win by their opponent.

James pauses to take a drink of water.

JAMES TUSCINI:  I could sit here before you and claim that I lost the match because someone caused a distraction at ringside. I could claim that I lost the match because Chris Shipman or Steve Ramone attempted interference during the match. I could even try to claim that I was so concerned about the recovery of Uncle Pinky that my mind wasn’t into the match. But I won’t do that because I’m not a liar. None of those things happened. I was simply over-confident and I took Despayre lightly and it cost me the match.

Tuscini towels off until he is dry, he takes another drink of water, and then he stands up and places one foot up on the chair while leaning on his leg.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Here’s what happened. I knew the history of his title reigns in Sin City Wrestling. I knew of his match with J2H and that since J2H won the Heavyweight Championship his toughest opponent to date has been Despayre. I simply didn’t take Despayre seriously. I am 9 inches taller and 100 pounds heavier, and with the previous head injury against J2H, I figured it would be easy to take him out and walk away with a win. What I did was the same thing Big Show did against Rey Mysterio in WWE. You all remember that match right? Big Show is, without a doubt, one of the biggest men in wrestling. Rey Mysterio was, without a doubt, was one of the smallest men in wrestling. When that match was booked I knew Big Show was gonna totally destroy Rey but I was wrong. Good thing I didn’t bet on that match. Big show took Mysterio lightly. He was over-confident and made mistakes and Rey Mysterio took advantage of those mistakes and walked away the winner. That, my friends, is exactly what happened to me against Despayre. Congrats on your win. I wish you the best when you face off against J2H for the Heavyweight Championship at Summer XXXtreme IV.

James excuses himself for a moment as he makes a call which he puts on speaker so everyone knows who he is talking to and what is being said so nobody can make stuff up about him.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Hi, Uncle, how are you doing?

UNCLE PINKY:  I’m recovering faster than I expected. Nothing that some relaxation and a few shots of Jack Daniels can’t resolve eh? I’m feeling pretty good right now so maybe I will join you in Reno to be in your corner for your Roulette Championship match against Ryan Keys.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Sounds like the Jack Daniels is doing the talking Uncle. You are not at 100 percent yet so you will remain home until the first card in August. I will be fine as I have Dmitri on my side and he will be watching my match against Ryan Keys and if someone tries to interfere he will take care of them.

UNCLE PINKY:  I saw that attack you and Casey Williams made on Chris Shipman. Oh man did I love seeing Shipman receive a beat down after what he did to me. Wish I was there to participate. By the way I find it odd that you and Casey worked together in that beat down on Shipman. What’s up with that?

JAMES TUSCINI:  Nothing is going on Uncle. Just a matter of coincidence. I rushed in to attack Shipman from one direction and Casey came rushing in from the other direction. We both attacked Shipman for what he had done to us and it just happened that for a few moments we felt that beating down Shipman was more enjoyable than feuding between ourselves. After Chris was taken care of we departed in our own direction and haven’t spoken to each other since. I have no desire to team up with Casey Williams as I’m teamed with Dmitri. But you see there is a match between Dmitri and Casey Williams this Sunday. Dmitri will get revenge against Casey for doing the dirty work for J2H. That will send J2H a message that Dmitri is serious about challenging him for the Heavyweight Title. I have to get into my segment to talk about Ryan Keys so I will talk with you another time. Keep healing and I look forward to your return to my corner.

James ends the call and then he reaches into his gym bag and he pulls out clothing he puts on over his wrestling trunks. After he is dressed he sits down on the chair to discuss his upcoming Roulette Title defense match against Ryan Keys.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Ryan I wish to congratulate you on a pinfall win over Chris Shipman. Not many people can lay claim to that accomplishment. I see we have a similar situation for Climax Control 153 that I had against Despayre in Climax Control 152. This time instead of a 9 inch height advantage and 100 pounds weight advantage, in our match I have a 5 inch height advantage and 80 pounds weight advantage over you. Now, Keys, if you honestly believe I’m going to make the same mistake I did against Despayre, which was taking him lightly, you are sadly mistaken. I’m not taking you lightly at all. Although your wrestling has been up and down since you arrived in Sin City Wrestling I have taken notice that when you are on you are on and you can do amazing things such as pinning Shipman for a win. I believe Shipman took you lightly and as I already stated I’m not taking you lightly.

James walks over to the side of the wrestling ring where he was recently involved in a sparring match.

JAMES TUSCINI:  I’m a fair person Ryan so I feel that providing you all the information you need to understand the shitty situation you’ve gotten yourself into with this Roulette Championship match against me is the right and honorable thing to do. So I will jump right in and inform you what is happening and what you can expect.

ITEM NUMBER ONE:  I have been keeping the Demon Monster inside of me in check, under control, through the use of Martial Arts and meditation. It has worked since I started the routine several months ago. But since the numerous vicious attacks by Ramone and Shipman, my recent loss to Despayre, and now facing you, I have gone off the Martial Arts and meditation routine. I plan on allowing the Demon Monster to reside inside of me and if it wants to come out and take control of me to cause me to destroy opponents then so be it. However, Ryan, I plan on remaining in control just enough to not allow the Demon Monster to go overboard and cause me a loss by Disqualification. I will, though, allow the Demon Monster to take over and my opponent will have only two options. Either they submit to a pinfall or submission hold or they run out of the ring and run away so that I win by Count Out.

ITEM NUMBER TWO:  Even though my mother is full-blooded Sicilian Italian she couldn’t cook with a damn but I assure you she could kick ass with the best of them. If anyone got out of hand mother could slap them in the face with just a look from across the room. And if anyone in the family questioned why she asked us to do something she would reply BECAUSE I SAID SO THAT’S WHY! Damn sure we didn’t argue with that or we got a Sicilian backhand across the mouth. So why do I confidently state that I’m going to defeat you? BECAUSE I SAID SO THAT’S WHY!

ITEM NUMBER THREE:  Ryan I know you will smart talk me when you get in front of the camera this week. I know you will say some nasty things and try to intimidate me. You should be aware, by now, that nobody and nothing intimidates me. So here is my warning to you. If you smart talk and insult me I will shove my foot so far up your ass that you will be biting my toenails.

ITEM NUMBER FOUR:  I’m sure you’re familiar with the opening of the Bugs Bunny Show. You can still see the classic cartoons if you go to Boomerang TV. The opening song for most of those classic Bugs Bunny shows was THIS IS IT - OVERTURE.  For your benefit here are the lyrics:

Overture, curtains, lights,
This is it, the night of nights
No more rehearsing and nursing a part
We know every part by heart

Overture, curtains, lights
This is it, you'll hit the heights
And oh what heights we'll hit
On with the show this is it

Tonight what heights we'll hit
On with the show this is it

JAMES TUSCNI:  This is it Ryan. Sunday will be the night of nights we both have been waiting for. This is the night that you hope, you beg, you pray, you pay the Voodoo Lady to put a curse on me, that you will win the match. But all of that crap is worthless as nothing can help you defeat me. As the lyrics in the opening to the Bugs Bunny shot states ON WITH THE SHOW THIS IS IT and this will be my night to shine and your night to slither away whimpering and licking your wounds. Simply put Ryan it is GAME ON! Bring it on and let’s do this!

James steps away from the wrestling ring and he heads for the door to exit the Gym. He stops at the door and before opening it he explains a few final items.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Ryan you are going to get beat down on Sunday night. I will not give you an inch in our match. Let’s put it in an analogy you might understand. In this match you are the Chihuahua and I am the Rottweiler. A little 6 pound Chihuahua is not gonna last long in a fight against a Rottweiler. I have two graphics prepared for you so that you can get a visual representation of what I have planned for you. Could the people at the Network please put up the first graphic?

The Network puts up the first graphic and we see that it is a photograph of a rather good looking Chihuahua.



JAMES TUSCINI:  This is a photo of a Chihuahua and it represents you Ryan. It represents you as the smaller dog in the fight. It represents you as a good looking little dog. But I will show you what you are going to look like once I get done beating you down. Could the Network please put up the next graphic?



We see a photo of a Chihuahua who has a screwed up jaw and his eyes are so bugged out they are ready to pop out of his head.

JAMES TUSCINI:  That’s you after our dog fight Ryan. Yeah I plan on watching you come into our match all cute and cuddly and I will make you leave the match so beat up that even your mother wouldn’t recognize you. Think I’m kidding? Then keep laughing until you step into the ring with me this Sunday evening. Your ass is mine! There is no more Mister Nice Guy with James Tuscini!

James reaches out and turns the knob on the door and he exits the gym. As soon as the door closes the cameraman informs the Network and the Network switches over to a commercial break.

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Climax Control Archives / It Is Mental

« on: June 28, 2016, 02:29:04 PM »

 IT IS A MENTAL GAME

NARRATOR:  Climax Control 151 was nice for Dmitri and James Tuscini as the Tag Team known as The Unholy Alliance. They scored a win against Bad Company, consisting of Caleb Houston and Johnny Tsunami, when Dmitri pinned Houston. The night started off badly for Uncle Pinky though. He was kidnapped by Sicilian Mafia goons and later in the evening Chris Shipman “purified” Pinky with a lashing. This coming Climax Control 152 James Tuscini faces off against a Seven Deadly Sins Stable member Despayre. Without further ado I turn the air time over to James Tuscini.

The scene shifts to James Tuscini in the Harvey’s Outdoor Arena in Lake Tahoe, Nevada. James is sitting by himself in his dressing room as Uncle Pinky is nowhere in sight. James is wearing blue jeans, a black pullover shirt, and black athletic shoes.

JAMES TUSCINI:  The match against Bad Company went the way we expected it to with the only exception being that Joshua Acquin decided to make a scene to get back at Bad Company for a previous attack against him. Of course Bad Company is going to use that as the reason they lost to us. They will claim that Joshua distracted them otherwise they would have won the match. If you allow yourself to be distracted in a match and you lose then you have nobody to blame but yourself.

James glances around the room before focusing into the camera again.

JAMES TUSCINI:  As you can see Uncle Pinky is not with me this week. You saw what Chris Shipman and his goons did to Uncle Pinky by having Sicilian Mafia punks kidnap him and then whipping the poor old guy. I gave Uncle several weeks off, until the first card in August, to allow him time to recover. Although I should feel sorry for Uncle Pinky I will admit that he should have never continued to claim he was in the Sicilian Mafia as they don’t like pretenders. I love Uncle Pinky to the maximum but the mugging was coming to him but the lashes Shipman gave him could have been avoided. That said I assure you that once Uncle Pinky recovers and returns to my corner that he will get revenge upon Shipman and it won’t be something you want your kids to see.

James takes a drink of water and just as he is ready to continue with his comments his cell phone rings. Tuscini puts the call on speaker so that everyone can hear the conversation so nobody will make stuff up about what was said.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Hi Uncle! How are you doing there in San Francisco?

UNCLE PINKY:  I will recover soon enough but that lashing Shipman gave me hurt like hell. I can’t wait to get my hands on that jerk!

JAMES TUSCINI:  Uncle I’ve had long talks with Bill Barnhart and I can tell you that Shipman dogged his half-brother from here to eternity trying to destroy him. The more Barnhart fought back against Shipman the more Chris did to torture Bill. He even went after Bill’s English Bulldog Iris and Bill’s wife Lupe. Iris was so traumatized by Shipman that whenever Bill mentioned the name Chris Shipman or Uncle Chris poor Iris would lose her bladder and pee all over the place or worse. So, Uncle, I suggest you leave things alone for now anyway. The more you try to instigate stuff against Shipman the more he will go after our family and friends.

UNCLE PINKY:  You know how I am James. It will be hard for me to see Shipman and not want to castrate him with a rusty dull knife. I could ask some of my Sicilian Mafia friends to…

JAMES TUSCINI:  Stop right there Uncle! Claiming you are in the Sicilian Mafia is worse than actually being in the Mafia and in a rival faction. Those goons Shipman sent after you at Climax Control 151 were real Sicilian Mafia members. I checked it out. I will say this for Shipman. Although he’s mentally unstable, and possibly certifiably insane, and he is madder than the Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland, he does a lot of legitimate things and those Sicilian Mafia thugs were the real deal. Stop claiming to be in the Sicilian Mafia and don’t go after Shipman yet. Wait until he does something where he gets in your way and then you can strike. Are you sure you are healing okay Uncle?

UNCLE PINKY:  I’m okay. It just takes time to heal completely from what I went through last Sunday. Also Sandy stops by daily to see how I’m doing and she’s been so nice to clean my wounds and dress them again. She’s a great one James and you need to put a ring on her finger and keep her in your life.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Let’s allow things with the relationship to move forward at a pace that is comfortable for everyone. I know I have a special woman in Sandy. Talk to you later Uncle.

James ends the call and then he continues with his comments.

JAMES TUSCINI:  This Sunday at Climax Control 152 I face off against a Stable Mate of Chris Shipman’s in the Seven Deadly Sins Stable. I will be facing off against Despayre. Under normal circumstances he would be able to last about 10 to 15 minutes with me even though I am 9 inches taller and almost 100 pounds heavier than he is. Despayre suffered a head injury facing off against J2H recently so I’m surprised he is assigned to this match. Then again Despayre would not be cleared to wrestle in this match if the Doctors didn’t feel he was able to perform without suffering permanent and career-ending injuries against me. If the Doctors cleared him to wrestle then I’m not going to hold back on Despayre. With his previous head injury, and not enough time has passed for him to have made a full recovery, if he lasts in the ring more than 5 minutes, and even as long as 10 minutes, I would be surprised. However when you have the likes of Synn, Gabriel, Rage, and Shipman as part of the Stable I already know that there will be so much interference. It will be a match where every time I get my hands on Despayre and start beating the life out of him that one of his Stable-mates will jump into the match to pull me off him and get a few cheap shots in while they are at it. Sure I will have Dmitri in my corner but having a match that is likely to turn into a 5-on-2 affair doesn’t appear as if it will go well for me.

Tuscini strikes a pose as if he is thinking hard about something and then his face lights up as though he has found the answer.

JAMES TUSCINI:  This match is a win-win situation for me and a lose-lose situation for Despayre. I have absolutely nothing to lose in this match while Despayre has so much to lose I’m surprised he actually signed for this match. Why is that you ask? Because my Roulette Title Belt is not on the line and if I end up getting beat down due to overwhelming interference by The Seven Deadly Sins Stable it will either end up with Despayre being Disqualified due to the interference or it will degrade his cheap win even more due to everyone on the planet calling them out for being cowards. Therefore you can see that even if I end up losing the match due to interference on the part of Despayre I come out of the match a winner. Even if Despayre wins with cheating and interference he will come out of the match a loser. So what can you expect me to do in this match? I cannot give away all my strategy secrets now can I? No I won’t do something that stupid. However I will tell you that if I came to the ring with a prior arm injury I would expect my opponent to focus on that arm to make me wear down quickly. If I came into the ring with a prior leg injury I would expect my opponent to focus on that leg until I was incapacitated. And if I came into the match with a prior, and recent, head injury I would expect my opponent to focus on my head to deliver as much damage as they could until I get worn down for the pinfall or I submit or I get knocked out. With what I just said what do you think I will do in our match this Sunday? RIGHT! Work on the head of Despayre until he quickly wears down, he submits, or he goes unconscious and I win the match.

James stands up and he walks around the couch to where he stops behind the couch placing his hands on the top of the back of the couch.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Despayre, our match is a Standard Rules match as I see it booked. It is not a No Disqualification match so you can be Disqualified for anyone in your Stable interfering in the match, or if you try to attack me with Skittles, a Teddy Bear, or a spork. This is not a Pinfalls Count Anywhere match so you have to remain in the ring or risk being counted out if you stay outside the ring to get away from me. Come to think of it that might be your best strategy. Stay outside of the ring and get counted out. You lose the match but you save yourself added injury especially to your head. However should our Referee be the dumbest Referee the wrestling world has ever seen, and they don’t see the interference, or they don’t count you outside the ring properly, and I get attacked by your Stable-mates and lose the match your entire Stable will be punished severely for what happened and a formal complaint will be filed against the Referee of our match. And I promise you, that if you have inference from your Stable members or you cheat during the match then retribution that my friends and family and I dish out on you and your Stable will be so horrific that in the movie industry it would be rated X on the movie rating chart due to extreme violence and bloodshed.

James walks from around the couch to the front of it where he sits down on the couch.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Despayre I know it was Chris Shipman who did the dirty deed against Uncle Pinky otherwise how else did he end up in Shipman’s possession? However you are in the same Stable with him and that makes you guilty as an accomplice. Should I take out my anger against Shipman on you in our match? Sure! Why not? Beating you down and hurting you would probably drive Shipman more insane than if it was him I was beating down and hurting. Psychological injury is way more damaging than physical injury. My only concern is that if I damage you enough during our match that you are unable to wrestle any longer will everyone congratulate me or condemn me? I honestly don’t see how anyone can condemn me for hurting you because you signed for this match, you had the Doctor clear you for this match, and Management accepted your signature and the Doctor’s clearance certificate, so I will treat you the same as I treat all my opponents. How is that? I treat you like the victim you are. You are the mouse and I am the mouse trap. You are the cockroach and I am the Roach Motel. You are the patient in the mental institution and I am Nurse Ratched.

Tuscini leans back into the couch and he kicks his feet up on the coffee table.

JAMES TUSCINI:  You know what Despayre? Having the type of head injury you suffered against J2H and being out of action for a long time you shouldn’t have signed for this match. You should have your head examined for accepting this match with me. Oh, wait, you DID have your head examined by the Doctor and he said he would clear you to wrestle this Sunday. Either the Doctor is an idiot, or a Quack, or both, because when he placed his signature on the clearance certificate for you to wrestle he put the final nail in your coffin to use a figure of speech. And if you think all your Seven Deadly Sins stable mates are going to save you from my wrath you need to take a different line of thought. You may think I only have Dmitri in my corner but actually there are many more standing behind me to negate everything your Stable attempts before, during, or after our match. There’s only so much your chicken shit Stable-mates can do before those backing me up neutralize them and then it is just you and me to finish our match. And when the bell rings to end the match, and the dust settles, it will be me with my hand raised in victory and my name announced as the winner of the match, while you lie on the mat receiving emergency medical care from Paramedics. Don’t believe me Despayre? You will believe this Sunday evening.

James informs the cameraman his comments for this segment are done. The cameraman cuts his feed and the Network quickly switches over to a commercial break.

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Climax Control Archives / Bad Company for Bad Company

« on: June 24, 2016, 06:30:11 PM »

 THE UNHOLY ALLIANCE WILL BE BAD COMPANY FOR BAD COMPANY

NARRATOR:  Oh my! Without a doubt the Mafia Gods were shining down on James Tuscini at Climax Control 150! James had a tough time with the big man Casey Williams and just when it looked as though James was gonna lose he managed to whack Casey in the head with a metal pole and knock him out. As James was going to go for the pin we saw Steve Ramone come into the ring and knock out Tuscini with a chair shot. Steve rolled James on his back and then placed Casey’s arm over James in what could have been an easy three count for the win for Casey. However Chris Shipman had other ideas. Just as Ramone thought his dirty deed was done and he rolled out of the ring Chris Shipman un-did the deed Ramone did by rolling Casey on his back, flipping James over, and placing the arm of Tuscini over the chest of Casey where the Referee made the three count for the win. It wasn’t until several minutes had passed that James regained consciousness and was told by the Referee what happened. But that’s not the end of the story. As soon as Tuscini realized what happened Chris Shipman whacked James in the head with a barbed wire wrapped book and laid James out bloody on the mat. Payback to Shipman will come in time but we will now focus on Climax Control 151 where see James Tuscini & Dmitri in a Tag Team match against Bad Company consisting of Caleb Houston and Johnny Tsunami.

The scene opens at the E Center in Laughlin, Nevada. We are taken into the dressing room of James Tuscini, and his Uncle-Manager Pinky del Ferrando, where we see James with several bandages and stitches on his head from that vicious barbed wire book shot he took from Chris Shipman on June 19th at Climax Control.

JAMES TUSCINI:  I want everyone to know that once my match against Casey Williams started and I realized how aggressive and strong and determined he was I thought I was going to lose. Yeah that’s an honest statement you rarely hear from wrestlers these days. However I was able to improvise and I honestly had the match won when I knocked Casey unconscious with the metal pole. But, as usual, the ever-jealous Steve Ramone, had to get involved. He knocked me out with a chair shot and then he dragged the unconscious Casey close enough to lay Casey’s arm across my body for what could have been a loss for me. Where Ramone made the critical mistake was to quickly leave the ring believing his dirty deed was done and the match was over. Fortunately for me, somewhat anyway, Chris Shipman was quick enough to pull Casey’s arm off me and place my arm on Casey for the Referee to count the pinfall for me. So I won  and I retained the Roulette Championship  but it cost me. Shipman could have left it alone but he decided the best thing to do after my win was to whack me in the head with a barbed wire wrapped book. Damn that hurt! Now I have bandages, cuts, and some stitches. Now, Casey, I’ve heard you’ve been on social media claiming that Chris Shipman “cheated” you out of a win against me. What the f*ck type of drugs are you on? I knocked you out. I was going for the pin. Ramone hit me with a cheap shot with a chair and knocked me out. Then he rolled me on my back and laid your arm across my body. Fortunately Shipman ran in, removed your arm from my body, rolled you on your back, and then laid my arm across your body for the win. What Shipman did wasn’t to screw you out of a win as you were already unconscious. What Shipman did was right the wrong Ramone did. You have a warped sense of reality but the reality is that I won and you lost. Just like in the game of baseball I ran to Home Plate, made a slide, and you as the Catcher for the opposing team missed the tag and I was calles SAFE by the official.

UNCLE PINKY:  I don’t want Caleb and Johnny getting all giggly and happy thinking that because James has a few cuts and bruises that he cannot perform well in the upcoming Tag Team match. James heals quickly and he will bring the fight to you two, along with Dmitri, this Sunday evening. As for Steve Ramone we’ve already made it clear that you will not get another shot at the Roulette Title Belt as long as James is holding it. Soon Chris Shipman will get paid back for his actions. I will show him that you don’t mess with me and my Sicilian Mafia connections.

A video call comes in on James’ laptop computer. He answers the video call and it is Sandy Erwin in San Francisco.

SANDY ERWIN:  James are you okay? I saw that vicious barbed wire shot Chris Shipman hit you with. I know that had to hurt a lot. How are you and how do you feel going into your Tag Team match against Bad Company on Sunday?

JAMES TUSCINI:  I’m okay and I’ll be fine for our match on Sunday. You have to realize injuries like this are common in the sport of wrestling. When you have a fiancé, or a husband, in the sport of wrestling, you have to expect things like this to happen and you have to be able to endure them.

SANDY ERWIN:  Did you say husband? Is that a hint?

JAMES TUSCINI:  I’m your fiancé and you’re my fiancée so unless our relationship totally blows up then someday the logical progression is to get married right?

SANDY ERWIN:  Oh that would be wonderful!

JAMES TUSCINI:  When the time comes both of us will know it.

SANDY ERWIN:  James I need to take care of some investment clients so I have to go. Are you sure you’re okay to wrestle on Sunday?

JAMES TUSCINI:  Yes I’m fine. Also I appreciate the concern you show for me as that tells me how much you care. Thanks for the call. Hope you can watch our Tag Team match against Bad Company on Sunday.

The video call ends and James looks over at Uncle Pinky who has a huge grin on his face that makes him look like the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland.

JAMES TUSCINI:  What are you smiling about?

UNCLE PINKY:  The fact you are close to asking Sandy to marry you. Way to go boy!

James gives Uncle Pinky the middle finger in a friendly family gesture. Uncle Pinky busts out laughing so hard he drops to the floor and starts rolling around.

JAMES TUSCINI:  This Sunday I step into the wrestling ring with my Tag Team partner Dmitri. We have what some call an “unholy alliance” between the dead and the living. In fact that is what we call our Tag Team. We are the UNHOLY ALLIANCE. I don’t care what anyone thinks as we’re a team and we will prove to everyone, including Tommy Knocks, what we’re made of when we destroy Bad Company. When you see us in action you will realize you are watching the future Tag Team Champions in action. Yes we will, soon, obtain the Tag Team Title Belts.

UNCLE PINKY:  Bad Company eh? Caleb Houston & Johnny Tsunami eh? More like bad wrestlers if you ask me. Two boneheads both at 6 feet 1 inch in height with a combined weight of 407 pounds eh? How about this guys? James Tuscini at 6 feet 4 inches and 265 pounds and he just defeated Casey Williams who is 8 inches taller and 105 pounds heavier than James. Then you have Dmitri at 6 feet 8 inches and 275 pounds. Yes, guys, James and Dmitri have 10 inches of height advantage over you two. Then when you factor their combined weight of 540 pounds that gives them 133 pounds of weight advantage.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Do you two watch boxing or MMA fights? Did you notice that when you have a taller and heavier boxer or MMA fighter that one of their tactics is to lean on their opponent to press their weight on them to wear them down? There’s only so much two wrestlers of your size are going to be capable of doing against two larger wrestlers in myself and Dmitri before you wear down and tire out.

UNCLE PINKY:  Rest assured that neither Dmitri nor James is taking you two lightly. Everyone in this business can score a win on any day. The only things that could possibly prevent James and Dmitri from getting a win over you two would be interference in the match on your behalf that the Referee doesn’t see. I don’t see that happening so look forward to taking a loss while James and Dmitri continuing their climb up the Tag Team ladder of success until they challenge for the Tag Team Title Belts.

JAMES TUSCINI:  That’s all we wanted to say during this segment. Thanks for joining us. We will be making additional comments later so stay tuned for that.

James glances over at Uncle Pinky who again has a Cheshire Cat grin on his face.

JAMES TUSCINI:  What now?

UNCLE PINKY:  James is in love with Sandy! Woo hoo!

James rolls his eyes at Uncle Pinky’s comment and then he informs the cameraman that their comments for this segment are done. The cameraman cuts his camera feed and our screen goes black.

***After a short break we come back and this time we see Dmitri, along with James Tuscini, having dinner.***

There are moments in life where you realize a companion is needed, someone that looks out for you and vice versa. Moments that you don’t have to wander this planet alone, even though in my situation it will only be a matter of time before it gets old… a mere fun way to use words deliberately to focus merely on the obvious… wouldn’t you agree?? And for what use do you humans delight yourselves with the alignment of another significant?? A word that amuses me to the point where I know that deep down inside, you do not feel that the other is significant at all…. It is merely passing the time without boredom striking you in the head with due time

(thoughts) Again time is of the essence, something that has crossed each and everyone’s mind to the point of no return. Something that I do not share with my tag team partner. A champion, a man that holds something that I once did. Trust and comradery is something that he desires. Where I see it as merely the opportunity to break down the minds of two alike. Who are only merely standing across each other inside a six sided ring… how intriguing must that be wouldn’t you agree??

Time only needs its wisdom to speak where you humans would utter that time would tell. I have listened for many centuries and nothing as pathetic has ever crossed my ears of wisdom as that. Perhaps my standards of extreme intelligence has never met it’s match and I should lower my standards yet once more.

Please forgive me as you have once more have to sin before the eyes of the beholder, while I will just sit down and laugh at your stupidity… nothing less, nothing more… as the Unholy Alliance has once again become a reality.

A candle burns in a room where figures are seated, a human and a vampire as the human is recognized to be James Tuscini and the vampire to be Dmitri. The figures aren’t saying a word as they are both drinking from their glasses, each glass of course has a different substance in it to soothe their thirst.

It is so nice to have you hear with me at this faithful day James, something that normally would not be a regular situation upon where I wish to stay. Mostly because if people knew what I really am, they would either run or fall unconscious… either way a mere enjoyable thirst clencher nonetheless.

James looks up from his glass, but remains silent as the vampire continues to talk after sipping from his glass of blood.

A bond of an unholy alliance is often used to put on a metal festival of loud and aggressive bands. That would speak of the imagination of why their unholy unity would make sense, as their words do not pertain anything nearly to love and flowers and other rubbish that only little princesses would enjoy wouldn’t you agree??

A nod can be seen from Tuscini as he grabs his fork and knife and cuts through his meal that he has in front of him before taking a bite.

I hope you enjoy the meal I had ordered for you, forgive me as I have not wined and dined for centuries as to not knowing how human food would have tasted. The only human meals are the ones that I have here inside my glass. Something that I shall not try to extract from you, as I do not see the need to break our unity. Secondly, I think the casting of our next victims would be rather easy as they are one step away from us destroying their hopes and dreams. Merely for the fun of it shall we say???

His eyes are enjoying the words that he is talking to his tag team partner, the current Roulette champion who has beaten Casey Williams at the last show that they were in.

As it is merely a notion of existence, a notion of how ironic people are these days. You excluded of course as they are foolish enough, mildly insane to get a term out that I have heard as of late very often. To think that they can bring in a bond of human ideas and not expect them to vary from one side of the room to the other. At least we both know that you have your wishes upon things, while I just merely tag along with the ride as I enjoy the carnage that is upon us very soon.

Carnage, such a sweet and yet violent word that would leave a mark upon the imagination of those who are incapable of thinking anything else except their own victory upon the others. No matter how much they will attempt to digest the words of others, they will ultimately fail as their version of reality is always so much better sounding. Or am I merely second guessing the nature of the… shall we say… the beast???

James Tuscini nods his head as he puts a napkin to his mouth and cleans his mouth before taking a sip from his drink.

I do not know anything of those who we shall embrace in our presence in the coming time that we have told the world of our unity. A unity that shall have it’s first attempt to rise from the ashes, the ashes that we shall rise and overshadow those who are not even worth our intentions to begin with. Like Bad Company for instance, but then again… I shall get to that later.

James Tuscini nods his head as he grins after hearing the name of Bad Company.

Amusement is something that I enjoy from you humans, perhaps because I do not see the need to smile every now and then. Because a smile is always a sign of those who are hiding their insecurities for the camera to watch. Where the only thing I care about is destruction… destroying everyone in sight as it is merely amuses me….

Dmitri signals James Tuscini to eat some further as he sits back and drinks his glass of blood as the shot fades.

***A short time later***

Bad Company for Bad Company

A wind blows through the hair of Dmitri, he stares on top of a building in Laughlin , Nevada . Overlooking the people as the sun has almost vanished out of sight as the orange glow is visible upon his face. His eyes are dark as it is not moving around through the area and yet he has everything in sight.

Bad Company, a name of those who are unwelcome. Those who are clearly wished to be gone for those who do not like them?? But then again, who are welcome in the eyes of the others?? Aren’t we always witnessing jealousy?? Witnessing anger?? Or merely anguish… but that is merely humans to begin with… and now me and James are facing the ones that nobody even wants to see to begin with. Two names that have entered the ring once, who made their debut in SCW and already are considered to be the odds on favourites to beat me and Tuscini. How ironic to have one debut to be so much different than the other. And why is that my dear friends???

His eyes aren’t moving, suddenly turning his head as he sees a bird flying past his face by a few feet and smiles as the bird suddenly turns in shock by his sudden reaction.

A new guy with a returning star, how interesting to see how old names return from under the stones that they have been hiding behind for how many years?? A Shipman, a Kain and even a Tsunami. A Tsunami, a nature antics of destruction that will not stop at anything that stands in it’s way. Something that could be said about the quest of Nosferatu as well… it will be an interesting concept to see whether who will come out on top in our confrontation as two on two. Four names of destruction and only one goal that we shall share.

Sharing is giving I’ve been told, sharing is another example of how you humans are trying to hold something together. Holding a hope or a dream alive as you do not dare to be alone or something. In the process it shall start to choke you up as the privacy that you have grown used to will ultimately vanish as you need once again to share any hopes and dreams, any fantasies and any wishes upon wishes. For what? Only to be successful, at least James does not have to share his… because I don’t give a fuck!

His hand runs through his hair as he brushes it behind his ear before it once again moves away because of the wind that is blowing.

Tsunami, an impressive force of nature that has no equals until the impressive force finally fades. Because let’s be honest, anything that this planet brings for mass destruction is only temporary. Are you Johnny?? Are you temporary?? Or are you going to stay for the end of time as you want to blow away every single opposition?? Or are you just hanging around as long as it is fun and all. A SCW original, a man that has built the house to the place that it is right now and complains about a teddy bear. Is that the Tsunami you wish to be remembered for Johnnie?? Or are your plans to make your stay a memorable one?? To blow the likes away of the Surf Boys before you sit down on your expensive leather couch and hang around to enjoy a well done job??

And what is that well done job of yours?? To hang around, to win a championship and proclaim how everything was so much better when you were around?? That fun and originality both never clashed with each other, as serious words always came out of your stinking mouth and made you a name that is often remembered as you were here with Tim and who else were here. I just wonder Johnnie, I wonder what was it that made you vanish in the first place before returning once more?? Injuries?? Or was it the mere fact that you just couldn’t stay away???

He closes his eyes, inhaling the scent that his nose has picked up from somewhere and grins for a few moments before opening his eyes again.

I realize that I am probably making a ridiculous comment and that will ultimately can be expected by an enraged reaction. Obviously a Tsunami like reaction that would cause the foundations of this world to shake once more as people will tremble in fear.. people Tsunami, people are always so easily to be influenced by fear. As my intentions will never change, never will grow out of what my eyes will see. The destruction of my opposition as I will never lose my intensity like your nature calling antics. Does that worry you Tsunami?? Or is the destructive force of nature really out of control after breaking down some washed up surfers that never left the beach to begin with?? How foolish to expect the stupidity to reign supreme again once more.

But at least you can be expecting the support of some idiot that likes to answer questions of supposedly wrestling fans as S. Ramone from Las Vegas Nevada gets off hearing his own name being mentioned. Tommy, you are foolish to think that history will repeat itself once again. But I guess that’s what you humans do, never to expect something to happen what you do not understand. So to you Jonnie, enrage your Tsunami like intentions upon this simple soul and watch me grab you by the throat and choke you down before ending you and turn you into nothing more than a few raindrops and a bit of exhausted wind. I guess you can say that the Bad Company is yours truly and James Tuscini will beat you and your partner.

He grins once more as he brushes his hair away once more.

And then we have his partner, the new name in the block. The one that had nothing to say and ultimately will end up without a single word and nobody will ever remember you. Is that what you were hoping for/? Or is it merely the fact that you follow someone else and let him do all the work before someone will break you and Johnny can follow his path with another non existing entity. Good for you my dear Caleb. You know exactly what your place is and I will find you after the Tsunami has fallen short, where my eyes will wander through the ring and then I will grab you by the throat and break you down. The end of the Bad Company is near as the Unholy Alliance will finally break you down. Too bad for you that it is only after a few matches…. But then again, sympathy isn’t what I got to share with you.

The scene fades to black. About 30 seconds of black and we returns to the dressing room of James Tuscini where he is having a quick video call with Dmitri.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Thanks for the great meal and the great comments you made about us facing off against, and defeating, Bad Company this Sunday.

DMITRI:  As I stated it has been a long time since I entertained a mortal so I’m glad you enjoyed the meal. Was the drink I prepared for you to your liking also?

JAMES TUSCINI:  Yes it was fine even though I am not sure exactly what it was. My preferred drink is Gin and 7-Up.

DMITRI:  Gin and 7-Up? Why would you mix those two together as they don’t seem to be a logical combination. Most people combine Gin with Tonic.

JAMES TUSCINI:  I mix the two because I enjoy the taste of Gin but not the taste of Tonic. By mixing it with 7-Up I get the taste of Gin but the drink is sweet. Although most people feel it is not a logical combination, and it won’t work, it does work perfectly. It is like what we have as our Tag Team. People think we are not a logical combination but we work well together and we will prove that with a win over Bad Company this Sunday.

DMITRI:  I see.

JAMES TUSCINI:  By the way what would you call the drink you were drinking during dinner?

DMITRI:  Blood of Mary.

JAMES TUSCINI:  A Bloody Mary? I’m familiar with that drink.

DMITRI:  Not a Bloody Mary…the Blood of Mary.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Uh…o…..kay.

DMITRI:  I’m so confident we will obtain an easy victory over Caleb Houston and Johnny Tsunami that I doubt you will break a sweat.

JAMES TUSCINI:  I agree with that. In fact I’m glad to know that one of the members of Bad Company is named Johnny Tsunami. We’re gonna squash them so bad that our wave will make the tsunami that destroyed the nuclear power plant in Fukushima, Japan, look like a small ripple like when you throw a small pebble into the water. There won’t be anything left of them when we get through.

DMITRI:  This win will take us one rung up on the Tag Team contender ladder. Soon, very soon, the wrestling world will see new Tag Team Champions in Dmitri and James Tuscini as THE UNHOLY ALLIANCE.  Thanks for the video call James. I will leave you and Uncle Pinky to enjoy the remaining time until our match on Sunday night.

The video call ends and the scene fades to black.

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Climax Control Archives / FOK-U

« on: June 13, 2016, 02:20:17 PM »

 NARRATOR:  Recently at Into the Void V James Tuscini successfully defended his Roulette Title in a Four Way match against Steve Ramone, Matt Spears, and Ryan Keys, with Roulette Rules of Pinfalls Count Anywhere. Although Ramone rolled off the platform to avoid being the wrestler James would have pinned, or make submit, for the win, the fact remains that Steve still took a loss in this match.
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The scene shifts to the dressing room of James Tuscini, and his Uncle-Manager Pinky del Ferrando, at the Gold Coast Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada. Both are casually dressed in blue jeans and a pullover shirts with James wearing a black shirt and Uncle Pinky wearing a blue one. James is sitting at the dining table doing something on his laptop computer while Uncle Pinky is relaxing on the couch watching Looney Tunes cartoons.

The cameraman knocks on the door and Uncle Pinky invites him in. Once he is set up, Uncle Pinky has turned the television off, and the cameraman is focused on Tuscini at his computer we begin today’s segment.

JAMES TUSCINI:  I’m not gonna sit here and claim that my Roulette Championship defense match at Into the Void V was easy. It was anything but easy. What made the match hard was the fact that anyone could defeat anyone in the match and become the Roulette Champion. They did not have to pin me, or make me submit, in order to win. That meant that all four of us had to be more alert for pins and submissions by others in the match. Add to the confusion and difficulty that it was a Pinfalls Count Anywhere match and you can see that taking the opportunity for a win outside of the ring added to the odds of someone obtaining a win quickly.

UNCLE PINKY:  Tell them your thoughts on Chris Shipman and Kain returning to active wrestling.

James calls up the e-mail he received from the wrestler, Bill Barnhart, who used to work in Asylum Wrestling Alliance with Chris Shipman.

JAMES TUSCINI:  I’ve never had the pleasure, or displeasure if you will, of wrestling against Chris Shipman. However I do know he used to work in Global Wrestling Alliance and Asylum Wrestling Alliance. I remember hearing that he is the half-brother of Bill Barnhart so I contacted Barnhart to get some information on Shipman and I have Barnhart’s comments in this e-mail. I will give you the short version. Shipman is the half-brother of Bill Barnhart. They have the same mother but different fathers. Chris’ father is a convicted serial killer while Bill’s father is a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer. Mother liked Bill more than she liked Chris for two reasons. One is that she hated Chris’ father, and of course Chris, for being violent jerks and she appreciated Bill that he was nice and sweet and did so well in the sport of wrestling.

UNCLE PINKY:  Bill Barnhart went on to tell us that when they were young Chris caused the death of their sister. He was convicted of the death and sent to Prison. He blamed Bill for her death and his conviction even though Barnhart was innocent. When Shipman got out of Prison he joined up with Asylum Wrestling Alliance and he went on an all-out crusade to destroy Bill Barnhart. Although the two of them had the most vicious, evil, disgusting, brutal, and near-fatal wrestling matches, in the end it was Shipman who went into early retirement while Barnhart remained active in wrestling. It wasn’t until early in 2016 that Bill Barnhart finally decided to retire and take it easy.

JAMES TUSCINI:  So it’s like this Chris. I have a lot of respect for wrestlers who are talented, do their best at all times, and remain with the rules of the game. Apparently you are an untalented hack because you have to resort to breaking the rules and using violence in non-Hardcore matches. You also fail to remain within the rules of the game. I don’t consider being violent all the time as giving your best all the time.

UNCLE PINKY:  So here’s the deal. In the order of preference of who James wishes to defend the Roulette Title against they are Casey Williams, Ryan Keys, and Chris Shipman. As you review the June 19, 2016, Climax Control card you see that it is, in fact, Casey Williams, who is the next victim of James.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Then we had the return of Kain at Into the Void V. I guess he felt it was a brave thing to attack Rage after the Triple Threat match for the Internet Title eh? I guess some people are such chicken shits that they can only attack someone while they are already tired from their match. Nice going Kain. Nice way to prove to everyone what you really area huh? Then let me add this to the mix. Why did you attack Rage and challenge for the lowest-ranking Title Belt in Sin City Wrestling? Why didn’t you challenge for the highest ranking Title Belt, the Heavyweight Championship, or my Roulette Title which is the 2nd highest ranking Title Belt? What you did was like being offered a brick of pure gold and you decided to challenge for the chance at a brick of concrete. Any time you want a shot at me and the Roulette Championship talk to Management and get in line behind those who are in line ahead of you.

UNCLE PINKY:  We knew that you were also in Asylum Wrestling Alliance with Bill Barnhart so we asked him for some information on you. The information he gave us on your time in Asylum Wrestling Alliance is in the same e-mail James has up on his computer. Barnhart didn’t say much except that you came into the fed, managed to win a Title Belt, and then went into semi-retirement. He said you later came back and won another Title Belt and when you lost that one you left active wrestling again. Apparently, from the history we see here in Sin City Wrestling you have come and gone here too with the exception that you have held  more Title Belts here.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Here’s the deal, Kain, so listen up so you don’t try to claim that I said something I never said. I felt Casey Williams should get the first shot at my Roulette Title and he has it at this coming Climax Control. After I defeat Casey then Ryan Keys should get the next shot at my Title Belt. After I defeat Ryan Keys then I feel Chris Shipman should be the next victim. After those three are eliminated and thrown into the trash dumpster I’m willing to make an exception and give you a shot at my Roulette Championship. After you become my fourth victim since my successful Title defense at Into the Void V I can sit back and stop telling Management who I feel is worthy to face me and just let them send who they want after me.

Tuscini closes the e-mail from Bill Barnhart and he minimizes the screen and then he turns to continue his comments.

JAMES TUSCINI:  I forgot to mention something else Bill Barnhart told me. He said he graduated from Frankfort of Kentucky University. He said the abbreviation for this University is FOK-U. He said at sporting events their battle cry was FOK-U! So, for the benefit of my opponent, Casey Williams, I would like to use the Frankfort of Kentucky University battle cry and say FOK-U! Okay with that little joke out of the way let’s focus on the big guy shall we? Casey I can see that you have the attention of Tommy Knocks in that he seems to be your biggest fan right now. Come to think of it Tommy Knocks seems like your only fan right now. Having Tommy as your cheerleader isn’t going to get you a win over me this Sunday.

UNCLE PINKY:  Casey you have been doing so poorly lately here in Sin City wrestling that if you were a baseball player on a Major League Baseball team they would send you down to the Minor Leagues to get your rhythm back or they would trade you off the team or fire you. If anything you should be thankful you are in the sport of wrestling since they give you more leeway to perform weakly and still keep your job that in other factions of the sporting world.

James hears the “new e-mail chime” so he maximizes the screen and checks his e-mail and then he looks back into the camera.

JAMES TUSCINI:  That was an e-mail from Sandy Erwin. On our way to Las Vegas we stopped by our home in San Francisco to put some things away and gather other items to bring to Las Vegas for Climax Control. I told Sandy I have something important to ask her soon and she doesn’t know what it is yet. She is asking me in her e-mail to tell her and of course I need to keep her guessing. I will tell her soon enough. Kinda sad that I’m ready to make a lifetime commitment to Sandy while my opponent, Casey Williams, recently ended his commitment to his wife and family. Okay maybe that was not an appropriate thing for me to say right? Oh well already said so deal with it. So, Casey, we both took some damage in our matches at Into the Void V. From what I saw I might have taken a little more damage in my match than you did in yours. Even so I feel our match is about even but I have the additional motivation that I intend to retain possession of my Title Belt. Now, Casey, I’m going to be honest with you and I hope you can see your way to being honest with me when you make your comments. I know I’m not going to be able to lift you up into my Mafia Hit Flying Hammer Lock for the submission. I know I’m not likely to lift you up on my shoulders for a Torture Rack submission. I could attempt to apply my Sweet Dreams Sleeper Hold on you but with your thick neck it might take too long for you to go unconscious. You see, Casey, the problem with most of the others in Sin City Wrestling is they believe I can only win a match with submission holds. Matches can be won by submission, pinfall, count out, or knockout. So, yes, I have many other ways to take you out.

UNCLE PINKY:  Casey the record for James in Sin City Wrestling is like this. He is 5-1-1 in Singles competition for a 71.4 winning percentage. Since he has 1 loss in Tag Team competition he is 5-2-1 overall for a winning percentage of 62.5 percent. When James defeats you this Sunday he will be 6-1-1 in Singles and 6-2-1 overall. That will increase his winning percentages to 75 percent and 66 percent in Singles and Tag Team respectively. Be happy that you will be a part of James’ history-making performance this Sunday.

JAMES TUSCINI:  There is another thing I wish to relate to you Casey. I’m sure you are anticipating that during our match Steve Ramone will appear at ringside, attempt to interfere and cause a distraction, so you can get a cheap win over me. Remember that I have Dmitri on my side. We may have what some consider an “unholy alliance” between the living and the dead but we are a team. So maybe while you are secretly hoping that Ramone will run to the ring and distract me you might see an appearance by Dmitri at ringside to distract you. I don’t know what will happen. Do you know for sure? Probably not. I can assure you if Ramone does try something that Dmitri will get in his face and quickly negate whatever Steve was going to attempt. With that said I desire to wish you the very best in our match. I honestly have to wish you luck in our match because you are gonna need all the luck you can find to last more than 10 minutes with me. Casey I hope you’re ready to accept another loss this Sunday as I’m sure as hell ready to accept another win.

UNCLE PINKY:  Thanks for joining us today. See you all on Sunday.

James and Uncle Pinky thank the cameraman for his time to air this segment. The cameraman backs out of the dressing room and he keeps his camera focused on James and his Uncle until Uncle Pinky closes the dressing room door. Once the door is closed the cameraman calls into the Network and the switch to a commercial break.

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Climax Control Archives / Dedication

« on: May 18, 2016, 10:57:05 AM »

 Dedication is an important trait in a person’s life. It means you have an overwhelming loyalty to someone or something. We all know James Tuscini is dedicated to the sport of wrestling and he’s dedicated to helping out with his Uncle Pinky to pay him back for the time he helped James and his mother through a hard time. The question that remains is if James is ready to make the commitment to Sandy Erwin to be dedicated to her in addition to the sport of wrestling and his Uncle Pinky.

Today we are located in Osaka, Japan, where Sin City Wrestling will be holding the next edition of Climax Control on May 22, 2016, at the Maishima Arena. The scene switches to the broadcast studio located inside the arena. We see James Tuscini sitting at a large wooden desk looking more like a news anchor than a wrestler in his black suit. The Studio Manager tells James that they will be live on the air in five seconds.

Five…Four…Three…Two…One…We are live.

Welcome and thank you for joining me today. I have several things to present so I’ll jump right in. The first is Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson. Considering that Raab is so damn preoccupied with hating women and worshipping pig gods he actually did a very nice job in the ring. McPherson, on the other hand, did okay but it wasn’t what I would call a stellar performance. Ramone and I lost the match but I’m not upset about it. Going up against two tough and aggressive wrestlers is always difficult. When you take into account that Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson team up for Tag Team wrestling all the time, while Steve and I were thrown together for the amusement of Management, you can see we were disadvantaged due to not having worked with each other prior to this match.

James stops to take a drink of water. He clears his throat and continues with his comments.

Then you have the chicken shit coward, Steve Ramone, who tried to steal the Roulette Title belt from me again by running off into the stands. Yeah I chased him down and dragged his thieving ass back to the ring. When we got to the ring I regained my Roulette Title and tossed Steve into the ring with McPherson and Raab. Kinda like tossing the Christians to the Lions in the Coliseum eh? Even after his attempted steal of my Roulette Title belt Ramone thought I was gonna jump into the ring to help him double team Lord Raab. Nah didn’t happen Steve. When you turned around to smile at me I was long gone and Lord Raab chumped you out. Yes, Ramone, I don’t give a shit that we took a loss in this Tag Team match because I played Karma’s agent getting revenge on you for trying to steal my Title Belt and leave me hanging in our match. Hope you learned a lesson here. What the hell am I saying? Not like you will ever learn from your mistakes.

James it hot under the glaring studio lights. The Studio Manager apologizes and explains that the studio lights need to be bright in order to get a good camera shot. He does, however, direct the Studio staff to drop the temperature of the air conditioning and they do.

You notice that my Uncle-Manager, Pinky, is not with me today in the studio. Since some of you assholes seem to have an issue with the person serving as my Manager making comments during segments I decided to give Uncle Pinky the day off. I guess some of you are so damn stupid that you don’t realize the job of a Manager is more than just standing in your corner during a wrestling match to act as a cheerleader. A Manager is also there to keep attacks from happening and to make sure that everyone understands what you as a wrestler is about. Maybe some of you have a Manager who just follows closely behind you to lick your asshole whenever you want them to without allowing them to utter a word but that’s not what my Uncle Pinky is about while serving as my Manager. He is family and he is my protection against cheap chicken shit attacks from others who don’t have the courage to walk into Management’s office and request a match against me.

Tuscini can feel the cool air coming from the vents and he realizes that the temperature in the studio will drop soon.

Thanks for lowering the temperature on the air conditioning. The room should be a better temperature quickly. Another item I wish to touch on is my relationship with Sandy Erwin. People keep asking me about it and I have to state that since we are just starting out in this relationship we have to let it develop. We cannot push from either side to make something happen between us. Both of us need to sit back, relax, and let it happen. After all if it is meant to be it will be and if it is not meant to be it won’t be. At least the two of us don’t have the baggage Lord Raab and Casey Williams carry. I mean, come on, they have so much excess baggage if they were taking a flight they would be charged several hundred dollars in excess baggage fees. Lord Raab hates women and Casey couldn’t handle being a husband and father so he divorced his wife. Unlike those two I can handle anything and when I make the commitment to Sandy I will approach that commitment with the same level of dedication and determination as I did with my wrestling career.

James gives a thumbs up to indicate the room temperature is nice and cool now.

I wish to discuss the match between Matt Spears and Ryan Keys. I’m not sure what happened or why the match between them was scheduled at the last Climax Control. My best guess it that Management needed a bit more amusement so they made that match as a way to get a few laughs. What happened is that Matt Spears successfully defended his Number One Contendership spot for my Roulette Title belt and he should be the rightful person I face first after I defeat Steve Ramone at Into the Void. However, since Management is obviously doing some heavy doses of LSD and they are hallucinating, they decided to put me up against Steve Ramone at this coming Climax Control in a Non-Title match. So to be realistic here there is nothing for either me or Ramone to accomplish in this match except to beat the beejeebers out of each other to try to weaken each other for the Into the Void Roulette Championship match.

Tuscini gives two thumbs up to indicate to the Studio Manager that the temperature in the studio is where he likes it to be.

I would like to address Ryan Keys first. You have been placed in my corner for this Non-Title match. Your job is to provide support to me and encourage me to kick the shit out of Steve Ramone. Your job is NOT to throw that towel into the ring. Here’s how you need to view the towel you are given. You need to treat that towel as if it is your very soul. You need to realize if you throw that towel into the ring it is the same as throwing your soul in the abyss of Hell. If you dare toss that towel into the ring and cost me the match I swear I will hurt you so bad, and shove that towel so far up your ass, that you will wish you were dead. Is that clear enough for your pea brain to comprehend?

James lets out a laugh.

Next on my list is Matt Spears. You are the legitimate Number One Contender for my Roulette Title belt. You are not involved in this match except to toss your towel into the ring to spare Steve Ramone the humiliation of me defeating him again. There’s no way in Hell Ramone could endure me defeating him twice in the same month. If you don’t want to see Steve humiliate and degrade himself to a blubbering baby then toss that towel into the ring and spare Ramone the humiliation.

Tuscini opens and bottle of water and takes a drink. When he’s done he replaces the cap on the water bottle and places the bottle on top of the table.

Well, Steve, let me start by saying that I respect you enough to state that we should never been degraded to be in the opening match of any card. Both of us are Main Event material, well I am anyway as you are no longer Main Event material, and I find it insulting to be in the opening match. You know what? The only reason the two of us are in this match to open the event is due to having two permanent curtain-jerkers in Ryan Keys and Matt Spears assigned to accompany us to the ring. If it wasn’t for those two involved in our match we would be closer to the Main Event on the schedule. But, alas, we have to deal with the twisted minds of Management and do what they request us to do.

James reaches under the desk and he pulls out a large gym bag. He opens the bag and pulls out the Roulette Title belt which he lays on top of the table.

THIS Roulette Title is MINE Ramone. Yes you used to have possession of it once, but you have it no more, and you will never have it again as long as I’m the Roulette Champion. I went into our Tag Team match last Climax Control with every intention to support you as my Tag Team partner and to give Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson a hell of a match. I was in the match holding my own against them and when I looked over to our corner you were gone. I saw you running up into the crowd with my Roulette Title and I left the ring to chase you down. I caught you, which by the way was easy to do, and I dragged you back to the ring. After taking back possession of MY Title Belt I tossed you into the ring. I will give you credit that you were managing to hold your own against our opponents but since you pissed me off by trying to steal the Roulette Title belt I decided I would leave ringside and leave you hanging. It was fun for me to look back and see the surprised look on your face when you realized that I was no longer supporting you in the match. Then when Lord Raab pinned you for the win I felt all warm and tingly inside. Yes, Ramone, you tried to bail on me and Karma did a quick reversal on you and you got your ass humiliated again.

Tuscini picks up the Roulette Title and places it back into the gym bag and then he returns the gym bag under the table.

Now it’s time to get serious. What’s what Steve? You thought I was already being serious? Man oh man I’m just getting warmed up. There’s no purpose for our match except to beat the crap out of each other so that both of us are worn down and hurting for when Into the Void comes around. Let’s be realistic here. No matter how much you try to beat me down in this match I will be the one issuing more hurt on you than you do on me. If you don’t believe me then give me all you’ve got. Just don’t whine when I give it back to you two or three times over what you give to me. I promise you I will hurt you more than you might hurt me.  I’m not sure what directions you will give to Matt Spears in your corner. I assume you will give him the same directions that I gave to Ryan Keys which is to hold onto that towel and do not throw it into the ring. I have no clue if Management will place the stipulation that if Matt Spears throws in the towel to make you lose if that also means he loses his Number One Contendership for my Roulette Championship to Ryan Keys. If he were to be required to lose that Number One Contendership to Ryan then I make the assumption that Matt wouldn’t think of throwing that towel into the ring even if you begged him to do it to stop the match and end the beat down I’m giving you.

James rams his fist into his hand several times to indicate the damage he will inflict on Steve Ramone.

On the other side of the ring Ryan Keys is already a loser having lost to Matt Spears so having him at ringside is a useless thing for everyone involved. However if the stipulations were to be  that if Spears tosses in the towel for your loss to me that he forfeits the Number One Contendership spot to Ryan Keys then Keys might have something to look forward to. As for the two of us, Steve, there’s nothing for you to gain and nothing for me to lose, so all that’s left is for us to see how much damage we can inflict on each other. As I previously mentioned I will inflict more damage on you then you could ever inflict on me. So now that opens another thought in your brain. Wouldn’t it be beneficial for you to have Spears toss in the towel early in the match so that when we meet at Into the Void you will be closer to 100 percent than if I beat the crap out of you? Then again that wouldn’t help you a bit. After all if you decide to end our match quickly to spare yourself then you also allow me to walk away at 100 percent and arrive at Into the Void fully ready to kick your ass again. And, Steve, I assure you when I defeat you at Into the Void you are done having shots at the Roulette Title. I’m already getting bored having to face you, and defeat you, again and again. The saying goes that anyone can defeat anyone else on any given day” but that doesn’t apply to you since you can’t defeat me. Not yesterday, not today, not tomorrow, not next week, not next month, not next year, not ever.

Tuscini leans back in his chair and goes into nearly uncontrollable laughter. He manages to regain his composure to continue his comments.

Steve you used to be the Roulette Champion. You understand that term right? You used to be the Roulette Champion. You used to hold the Roulette Title Belt. You used to be somebody in this Federation. While you used to be something here in Sin City Wrestling I’m currently the something everyone is talking about. Doesn’t that just burn your ass Ramone? Two times you tried to steal the Roulette Title Belt from me. You freaked out so bad when I earned the Roulette Title Belt from you that you had to create a fake Title Belt to make you feel better. You keep attacking me and I keep rising up to successfully defend your attacks. I’m like a Timex watch where I can take a licking and keep on ticking. Let me give you some analogies concerning the fact that I have the second largest target on my back since J2H has the largest target on his back holding the Heavyweight Title Belt. You can attack me with all the weapons you want Steve but you will fail every time. You can try to use your fists, arrows, knives, baseball bats, hammers, guns, missiles, or nuclear weapons, and I’m still gonna rise up and kick your ass. If you think I’m making idle brags I dare you to put me to the test. Come on punk I dare you!

James chuckles to himself.

Ryan if you dare to throw the towel into the ring to make me lose this match the last thing you will remember is my face looking at you while my fist repeatedly smashes into your face. When you regain consciousness in the ICU of a local hospital you won’t remember what happened. That’s okay because I’ll ensure that the first thing you see when you regain consciousness if a replay of the end of my match where you threw the towel into the ring to make me lose and I beat you into unconsciousness. Your asshole will also be hurting horribly and the Doctor will inform you that the pain is from me cramming the towel up your ass and the Doctor having to surgically remove it. If Matt Spears tosses Ramone’s towel into the ring to make Steve lose I wouldn’t be upset at all. In fact I would congratulate Spears on having the courage to do the right thing so save Ramone the humiliation. However if Matt and Ryan decide to hold onto their towels, and to let me and Ramone battle it out until I win the match then so be it. That would be my preference as I thoroughly enjoy beating down Ramone and winning matches over him.

Tuscini informs the Studio Manager he will be done with his comments shortly.

Here’s how I see things. Steve you used to be the face of Sin City Wrestling from what I’ve been told. That was until J2H obtained the Heavyweight Championship and then you were kicked down to being the 2nd most familiar face of Sin City Wrestling. Then when I defeated you your status in the Federation went from the 2nd most familiar face here to being the face nobody wants to see any longer. People are tired of you Ramone. Your one trick pony did the one trick and now the show is over. You need to step aside and let me be the 2nd most familiar face here in Sin City Wrestling. As far as Matt Spears and Ryan Keys goes both have talent and one day they will rise up and be something in this Federation. Steve please don’t be like Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair who are two old wrestlers in their 60’s and 70’s still trying to relive their glory days. Hogan is a joke and today when Ric Flair tries to let out a Whooooo! you see paramedics rush over and administer oxygen to him so his lungs won’t collapse. Steve you had your time as Roulette Champion and that time is over. You never defeated the former Roulette Champion for the Title Belt as you went up against other wrestlers for a vacated Title Belt. That’s where we differ Ramone. Whereas you defeated a nobody to obtained the Roulette Title I defeated the reigning Roulette Champion, YOU, to become the current Roulette Champion. So whatcha planning on doing for our match on Sunday? Will you beg Spears to throw in the towel to save you humiliation and a beat down at my hands or will you battle it out with me until you cannot continue in the match and you beg me to put you out of your misery? What’s it gonna be? Huh?

James has finished with his comments and the Studio Manager has the credits roll on the screen while Tuscini collects his belongings to leave the Studio. James walks over to the Studio crew and he thanks them for airing his segment for today. The cameraman keeps his camera focused on James Tuscini until James exits the Studio and the door closes behind him. The cameraman returns the focus on his camera to the desk where Tuscini sat to give his presentation and when the credits are done rolling the feed is cut off and our television screen goes black.

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Climax Control Archives / Drive and Determinaton

« on: May 11, 2016, 05:10:07 AM »

 We open with an aerial view of the Kobe Green Arena in Kobe, Japan. The drone with the camera flies around the arena and then the controller returns the drone to where they are located and the camera shuts off.

The roving cameraman takes over and he enters the Kobe Green Arena. He comes upon the dressing room of James Tuscini. The cameraman knocks on the door and Uncle Pinky invites him in. Uncle Pinky and James Tuscini take a seat on the couch and the cameraman sets up his camera.

Before they can begin comments for today’s segment there is a phone call to the dressing room. Security is calling stating there is a woman at the entrance who wishes to visit with James Tuscini. James informs the Security person to allow the woman to come inside the arena but he asks the Security person to call back once the woman is in the Security office so that James can talk to her first. He hangs up the phone and he gives an odd look to Uncle Pinky.

UNCLE PINKY:  What’s the matter James? Looks like you’ve just seen a ghost.

JAMES TUSCINI:  I received a call from Security. There’s a woman at the entrance who asked to come inside and talk with me. I asked them to call me when she arrives at the Security office so I can talk to her first.

UNCLE PINKY:  Who do you think it is?

JAMES TUSCINI:  I haven’t a clue. It could be a Japanese fan stalking me. It could be someone Steve Ramone sent to try to attack me. I duuno. After that attack by Ramone last Sunday anything is possible.

UNCLE PINKY:  Although I don’t like Steve Ramone I have a feeling he won’t try to attack. After what he said in his segment recently he wants to win the Tag Team match so he feels that working with you for the win benefits him more than backstabbing you. You have to take into consideration that a person like Ramone is going to do what he feels is the biggest benefit to his career. Working with you to win the Tag Team match is the biggest benefit to him. Attacking you will only hurt him more than he’s already hurt.

Security calls and they put the woman on the phone. James puts the call on speaker so Uncle Pinky can hear what’s going on and the cameraman can capture the conversation in case this person is a set-up to an attack.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Hi this is James Tuscini. To whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?

WOMAN ON PHONE:  Before I tell you that I’ll give you some clues.

JAMES TUSCINI:  You speak perfect English for a Japanese woman.

WOMAN ON PHONE:  I’m not Japanese. I’m an American citizen as you are James. In fact I grew up in San Francisco and I also live in the Mission District.

JAMES TUSCINI:  You seem to know a lot of about me. I hope you’re not a stalker or someone sent by Steve Ramone to perpetrate an attack on me.

WOMAN ON PHONE:  Oh, James, don’t be overly cautious. I heard you were working in Sin City Wrestling and that you are currently on a Japanese tour so I flew from San Francisco to Japan to see if I could visit you in person.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Sorry but I have to be careful. People in this Federation seem to enjoy attacking others and now that I’m the Roulette Champion everyone is out to get met. Since you like to play the mystery woman where are those clues you said you had for me?

WOMAN ON PHONE:  Do you remember going to school with a girl named Sandra?

JAMES TUSCINI:  I remember several girls names Sandra, Sandy, or Sandara while going to school. That was a long time ago so it’s hard to remember everyone.

WOMAN ON PHONE:  Do you remember a girl named Sandra who was in a lot of classes with you? She was plain-looking, dressed conservatively, wore glasses, and was a little on the chubby side? You know a person most would refer to as a nerdy geek.

JAMES TUSCINI:  As I said it is hard to remember everyone I went to school with as that was a long time ago.

WOMAN ON PHONE:  Do you remember a girl who was at all sporting events you were involved in? You were a Running Back on the school football team. You played Center Field on the school baseball team. And you were one of the top wrestlers on the school wrestling team. Does the cheer of GO JAMES GO! WOO HOO! bring back any memories?

JAMES TUSCINI:  Sandra. Sandy. I think I might remember you. Is your name Sandy Erwin?

WOMAN ON PHONE:  Yes, James, I’m Sandy Erwin. I’ve had a crush on you since Elementary School but I never approached you because you were popular, athletic, and handsome, and I was, well, chubby, geeky, nerdy, and shy.

JAMES TUSCINI:  I remember you now. You were chubby, shy, and looked like a geek nerd with your glasses, but deep down inside I knew you were a decent person. You seriously flew all the way from San Francisco to visit me in Japan?

SANDY ERWIN:  Yes I did James. I’d like to spend a little time with you while I’m here in Japan just to talk about growing up in San Francisco and to discuss your wrestling career. Damn I feel so stupid for flying all this way and making this request. I hope you won’t find me repulsive.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Sandy I never thought you were repulsive during our school years. I perceived you as a geek so I wasn’t interested because I was into sports and I didn’t think someone who was intelligent and technical would be interested in someone who was into sports.

SANDY ERWIN:  I guess that’s a polite way of saying you didn’t want to ask a chubby, frumpy, geek girl out on a date? Where can we meet?

JAMES TUSCINI:  The Security person will give you a map of the arena and he will mark on the map where my dressing room is located. We will be waiting for you.

SANDY ERWIN:  The term “we” must mean you and your Uncle Pinky. I remember your Uncle Pinky and how he took care of you and your mother when your father passed away. I’ll be there in a few minutes. Hope you will not be disappointed.

The phone call ends and James and Uncle Pinky patiently wait. Several minutes pass and there is a knock on the door. James opens the door and he comes face-to-face with…



JAMES TUSCINI:  Oh, my, you’re Sandy Erwin?

SANDY ERWIN:  Yes I am. I hope you are not disappointed.

Sandy steps back into the hallway and James gets a full view of her.



JAMES TUSCINI:  Me? Disappointed? No! You’re the same Sandy Erwin I went to school with? Wow! Things have a way of changing. What did you do?

SANDY ERWIN:  After High School I worked at a company in San Francisco that does financial investments and counseling for investors and I still work there. I fit in with the rest of the geek nerds there. When you started wrestling I followed your career and when you signed up with Sin City Wrestling I’ve been glued to the television to watch you in action. About five years ago I decided I didn’t want to be chubby, geeky, and frumpy, so I worked hard to improve my image. I ate well and exercised regularly. I got rid of the glasses and wear contacts. I learned how to apply makeup to enhance what I have. I’ve always had a crush on you James but I was so afraid to talk to you about it. Now here I am far away from San Francisco standing here like a fool and I hope you are not upset with me.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Sandy I’m not upset with you and there is nothing foolish about being honest and taking action on your feelings. For someone to do what you did takes courage, determination, and drive to accomplish. Being a wrestler who has courage, dedication, and drive, I admire what you did. You really didn’t need to change your image to get my attention. I already told you since you were technical and a geek I felt I wasn’t permitted to approach you because I was a sports person. However I must say that the changes you made are fantastic. Sandy you’re a beautiful woman but inside I know you are still the same courageous and dedicated technical geek and I accept that. Please come in and have a seat. I want to talk with you for a bit and Uncle Pinky wants to know more about you also.

Sandy Erwin enters the dressing room and she takes a seat on the chair next to the couch where James and Uncle Pink take a seat. As they chat to catch up on things we take a break.

The Network goes into a commercial break for their advertisers to promote their products. The Network then goes into a short pre-scheduled program on Japanese wrestling. After watching commercials and Japanese wrestling we return to the dressing room of James and Uncle Pinky.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Wow, Sandy, we caught up on a lot of things. I never knew you lived a few blocks from where I live in San Francisco and you enjoy playing golf and you like wrestling. Please stay with us while I present my comments for my match at Climax Control. When I’m done I would like to take you to dinner, just the two of us, so we can get to know more about each other. By the way how long are you here in Japan until you return to San Francisco?

SANDY ERWIN:  I’ll be at Climax Control this Sunday to watch your match. Then I fly back to San Francisco on Monday morning. I’ll give you my contact information and I ask that when you return to the United States that you will contact me. I hope you and I can continue this relationship.

JAMES TUSCINI:  I wish to continue this relationship with you Sandy. I’ve had many women after me since I started wrestling and I’m just not interested in them. I don’t want to deal with stalkers and women who throw themselves at me. That’s why when you appeared here and I found out who you are I realized you’re a special person. You’ve done what so many women have failed to do. You’ve managed to get my attention and you warm my heart. Please relax and let me finish my segment for my match and then we can go to dinner and talk more.

James and Uncle Pinky face the camera to present their information for their match for Climax Control on May 15th.

JAMES TUSCINI:  I wish to comment on something J2H said recently. Some may take his comment to mean that I’m afraid to face him since I decided to back off on my request to have a shot at the Heavyweight Championship since I’m now holding a Title Belt. Actually I welcome a chance to wrestle someone at his level as it would be a great learning experience. If you fail to learn from those at the top then you’re destined to remain at the bottom. J2H said he would be willing to place the Heavyweight Title on the line against me and that shows how confident he is. I honestly feel that others who have been here longer and have earned their way up the ladder of success should fact J2H for his Title Belt before I get my chance.

UNCLE PINKY:  As far as Casey Williams goes I want him to know that he can run away from James only so long before he gets scheduled for a match with James. Don’t try to claim you have matches already scheduled and that prevents you from wrestling my Nephew. All you have to do is ask Management to schedule the match and it’s a done deal. Keep looking over your shoulder and sleeping with one eye open as you never know what’s coming next.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Then we had Steve Ramone attack us in an attempt to steal the Roulette Title Belt away from me. The fight was broken up and I retained possession of the Roulette Title Belt. Then Ramone demanded a return match for the Roulette Championship against me at Into The Void V and Mark Ward granted him that request. However I have a feeling that Mark Ward has a trick or two up his sleeve for that match. Also last week on Hotwire we heard Tommy Knocks stated that he would like to see the Roulette Championship match turn into a four way match where it involves me facing Steve Ramone, Ryan Keys, and Matt Spears. If that match gets scheduled as a Four Way Elimination match I’m heavily favored to win. If it is a normal Four Way match where anyone can defeat anyone in the match and win the Title Belt even though they didn’t defeat the Champion then it would be anybody’s game. Also if the match was a type of Four Way match where the only person you can defeat to win the Roulette Title is me, the Champion, then again I have the overwhelming advantage in that the other three wrestlers in the match will be so busy attacking each other that I’ll win easily. We will have to wait and see how that match gets booked. However whether it is a Four Way or a one-on-one against Steve Ramone I will retain the Roulette Title Belt.

UNCLE PINKY:  This coming Sunday James will be teamed with Steve Ramone in a Tag Team match against Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson. We both know that Lord Raab and McPherson are tough competitors and they are not above bending the rules for their advantage. For the record James is a flexible wrestler and over his wrestling career he’s been teamed with some of the oddest characters in the business. In every case James has worked hard to work with everyone as a Tag Team partner even if they are the most whacked out wrestler on the planet. This Sunday we’re not sure what Steve Ramone and his thugs will do either before the match or during the match. I’ll state for the record that I didn’t appreciate being slammed up against the door and wall of our dressing room last week at the hands of those who work for Steve Ramone. Of course everyone noticed that it took two of Ramone’s thugs to keep me held back.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Steve I’m gonna make this so simple even you will understand. A Tag Team match is a team event. You’re not always teamed with someone you want to be teamed with. Sometimes you get teamed with a jobber, sometimes with a superstar, and sometimes with your enemies, but it doesn’t overrule the fact this is a team event. I was happy to hear you state that getting a win in this match is more important than backstabbing me and I appreciate that. Nice to know that you are willing to work with me to earn a win in this match as I am going to work with you to obtain that win. However, for the record, I wish to make two comments. The first is that I have the drive and determination to always do my best in every match and that includes our Tag Team match this Sunday. I’ll work hard to function as a team with you to defeat Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson. The second is that if you try to screw me over during the match, or if you perpetrate another attack on me before the match, I will leave you on your own in the match. Yes, Steve, you also mentioned that if you felt I wasn’t backing you as my Tag Team partner that you would consider leaving the match and leaving me at the hands of Raab and McPherson. I don’t believe either of us want that to happen so let’s work as a team and get the victory.

UNCLE PINKY:  Now we would like to comment on Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson. We know you are a rough and tough and violent wrestler Raab. We know that you love pounding opponents into submission. We know inflicting pain on opponents is your drug to make you high. Understand James is not coming into this match to be your sparring partner punching bag. James has faced tougher wrestlers than you in his career so be ready for some hard knocks.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Lord Raab I have no intention of dragging slowly along in this match so you can inflict damage on me. Where you have violence I have the agility. You may be able to inflict pain on an opponent if you can catch them and hold onto them long enough but I won’t give you that opportunity. From what I heard Ramone say it appears he wants to be in the ring with you to prove to the world that he can take you out. I have no problem with letting him do his thing. You may feel you are the epitome of a brutal and violent wrestler but I know that Ramone is just as violent and brutal and he will come out on top.

UNCLE PINKY:  On the other hand we have Samuel McPherson. I know you feel that since you are teamed with another wrestler with the same attitude and desire for violence that it works in your favor. The way I see it the clash of egos works against you.

JAMES TUSCINI:  If Ramone wants to be in the ring with Raab then I will gladly be in the ring with McPherson. Yeah it doesn’t always work out that way in a Tag Team match but that’s okay. I am flexible and work with whatever situation the match brings my way. I don’t want to take away the pleasure of the pin or submission by Ramone on Lord Raab but rest assured if I happen to be in the ring with Lord Raab and the opportunity presents itself for me to get a pin or submission on him then I will not jeopardize the win in the match to make a tag out attempt to bring Steve Ramone into the match.

UNCLE PINKY:  So what will it be? Will we see two superbly talented wrestlers in Steve Ramone and James Tuscini work together as a team to prove to the world they are talented professionals or do we see a clash where the match is jeopardized?

JAMES TUSCINI:  I’m looking forward to this match as this is my first Tag Team match here in Sin City Wrestling. I look forward to working with Steve Ramone to prove to the world that two opposites can work together for a common goal.

James and Uncle Pinky are done with their comments. They turn their attention to Sandy Erwin who has been patiently waiting and listening to their comments concerning their upcoming match. James stands up to escort Sandy to dinner so they can talk more about possibly turning this relationship into a serious one. They walk to the dressing room door and before they exit into the hallway James turns to Uncle Pinky.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Uncle after I take Sandy to dinner and we have a talk about things I’ll escort Sandy back to her hotel and then I’ll return. Sorry I can’t invite you to join us for dinner but our conversation is personal and I know you understand.

UNCLE PINKY:  Yes, James, I understand. I was a young man once and I know how it is to have a beautiful woman catch your eye. Take your time and enjoy your dinner and your talk.

James nods to Uncle Pinky and then they exit the dressing room closing the door behind them. The cameraman, who is still in the room, turns his camera to focus on Pinky del Ferrando.

UNCLE PINKY:  What you pointing that camera at me for? Turn your camera off and get out of the dressing room now!

The cameraman fumbles with the controls on his camera and he finally manages to switch off the camera and our television screen goes dark.

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Character Building Roleplays / After Climax Control - Clearing Things Up

« on: May 02, 2016, 05:41:33 PM »

 Determined and Determination. What do they mean? The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines Determined and Determination as follows:

DETERMINED:  Having a strong feeling that you are going to do something and that you will not allow anyone or anything to stop you. Not weak or uncertain.

DETERMINATION: A quality that makes you continue trying to do or achieve something that is difficult. The act of finding out or calculating something. The act of officially deciding something. A decision settling and ending a controversy.

We switch to a camera shot of James and his Uncle Pinky having lunch at the Hekisuin Restaurant located near the Okayama Castle. James and Uncle Pinky are casually dressed in blue jeans and both are wearing a pullover shirt with a collar and pocket on the front of the shirt. They see the cameraman approach and they invite them to set up to broadcast what they are doing and what they are talking about and they also invite the cameraman to dine with them.

It appears that James Tuscini has recovered well from his brutal match against Steve Ramone at the last Climax Control. However we can see cuts and bruises on his arms, face, and head, and we can also see some burn marks from where he got zapped by the electrified steel cage.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Thanks for joining us today. For those who want to know I’m recovering nicely from the vicious match inside an electrified cage at the last Climax Control. I’m glad I’m off this current Climax Control so I can be fully recovered for the next card after this one. We’re here at the Hekisuin Restaurant in Okayama, Japan, having an interesting lunch. I decided to give the Takomeshi a try. In basic terms it is rice with octopus and a ginger sauce. I’ve never eaten octopus before but this is actually really tasty.

UNCLE PINKY:  You should see some of the stuff they cook up in Sicily. There’s stuff on menus there that would make your skin crawl.

JAMES TUSCINI:  You mean like your mother, my grandmother, picking snails out of her garden to cook for dinner?

UNCLE PINKY:  You would be surprised how good those garden snails tasted after mother cooked them up and they were no longer slimy. While James is dining on the Takomeshi I decided to check out the Hinase Kakioko and the Kasoka Ramen. Tput it into simple terms the Hinase Kakioko is a kind pancake dish made with fresh oysters. Really good eating so if you come to Japan you need to try this dish. The Kasoka Ramen is a bit more on the basic side being ramen noodles with braised chicken in a chicken broth.

The two take a break from talking to enjoy their meal. They motion for the cameraman to join them at the table and he does. After dining they decide to make comments on Climax Control 146 from May 1, 2016, and to comment on the upcoming Climax Control 147 which will take place here in Okayama, Japan on May 8, 2016.

JAMES TUSCINI:  I made a promise to myself, and to someone else in Sin City Wrestling, that if I happened to win the Roulette Championship that I would not gloat and brag about the win and I will honor that promise. To be honest I have nothing to brag about as both Steve and I took enough electricity through our bodies to light the average home in San Francisco for a month. We’re both fortunate that we didn’t die with that much electricity involved. We both took a heavy beating and burns from the shocks and both of us refused to give up. If you’ve never been involved in any type of wrestling match with a wrestler of the caliber of Steve Ramone then you have no idea what I was dealing with. Every time I had Steve in a position to eliminate him he bounced back and gave me back double what I issued to him. I know I’m extremely fortunate to have won the match, and the Roulette Title Belt, and I’m not gonna make fun of that fact or brag or boast about it.

UNCLE PINKY:  When James makes a promise he keeps it and so do I. The promise made to J2H and Rage was that if James won the Roulette Title he would withdraw his requests to J2H and Rage for a shot at their Title Belts. James is a fair man and now that he has the Roulette Title to defend there is no need to vie for a Title Belt of lower ranking and there is no need for him to ask for a shot at the Heavyweight Title. However if either J2H or Rage want a non-Title match where we can just focus on wrestling to see what happens we are up for that.

JAMES TUSCINI:  As I understand it Matt Spears is the person in line to get the next shot at the Roulette Championship but we had to get the match out of the way between me and Ramone so there was a clear Champion for him to face. Matt I will say to you the same thing I said about my match with Steve Ramone. I don’t take you lightly. I’ve been in a match with you before and I know you are not an easy mark. When we meet with the Roulette Title on the line I know you will step up your game and I will have to be ready for anything.

UNCLE PINKY:  Please excuse us for a few hours as we’re done with our lunch and we want to walk down the way and visit Okayama Castle. After we do the tour of the Castle we will meet up with the cameraman again to talk about other things.

James and Uncle Pinky pay the staff at the restaurant for their meals. They stand up from their table and thank the cameraman for his time to air this part of their segment. Uncle Pinky hands the cameraman a paper with the location where he wants him to meet them after their tour of the Castle. The cameraman acknowledges the address and he informs Uncle Pinky he will be there waiting for them. James and his Uncle leave the restaurant and take off down the street to take a tour of Okayama Castle.

*A few hours later at the location specified*

As Uncle Pinky and James walk to the entrance of the Ikeda Zoo they spot the cameraman who is, as he promised, waiting for them at the entrance. The three step through the entrance and into the Zoo proper. The first place they stop is an area just inside the entrance where there is a picnic table with an umbrella on it for shade. The three sit at the table and the cameraman has his camera rolling.

JAMES TUSCINI:  The opening narration to my segment was about being determined and having determination. I had the narrator use the definition of those terms from the Merriam-Webster Dictionary and I have those definitions on a sheet of paper so please allow me time to discuss them with you.

UNCLE PINKY:  To be determined means you have a strong feeling you are going to do something and that you will not allow anyone or anything to stop you. Both James and Steve had exceptional determination in their Electrified Steel Cage Match. Neither one allowed anything to get in their way. However the one thing they couldn’t totally control was the electricity pulsing through the steel cage and it ended up stopping both of them.

The two stand up from the table and they walk down to where the Monkey exhibits are located. As they are standing before one of the cages that has a double cage wall. They notice a sign that states the outer cage is electrified and this is due to one of the Monkeys in the past managing to escape the cage enclosure. The sign assures us there is enough voltage to shock the crap out of the Monkeys but no amperage to kill them. James and Uncle Pinky watch for a moment as one of the Monkeys, most likely the one who escaped numerous times before, attempts to escape. As soon as he touches the electrified cage he gets zapped and he is knocked clear across the enclosure. The Monkey is not seriously injured but he is seriously dazed.

JAMES TUSCINI:  What happened to that Monkey is similar to what happened to me and Steve Ramone in our match at the last Climax Control. I’m sure most of you have touched a live electrical wire and received a shock. What Ramone and I received in the way of shock was a 100 times or more than anyone would get from standard household current. Our match was a shocking experience, literally, and I wouldn’t wish our experience on my worst enemy. The fact that when we both collapsed that I ended up in a pinning situation on Steve Ramone was, honestly, a stroke of luck and I know the match could have easily gone the other way. But the fact remains that I’m one determined wrestler and I will fight against anything or anyone who tries to stop me.

UNCLE PINKY:  The other part of the definition is that of the word determination. It means you possess a quality that makes you continue to try to do, or to achieve, something that is difficult.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Without a doubt Steve Ramone is one of the most difficult wrestlers to go up against as he’s very talented, he’s a thinking wrestler, he possesses exceptional wrestling skills, and he just won’t stay down and give up in a match. It took a lot of effort on my part to continue trying and not to give up in our match. It took every ounce of strength in my body to obtain the Roulette Title Belt as defeating Steve Ramone is a very difficult task.

UNCLE PINKY:  We know how much it hurts to lose a match you feel you should have won. It hurts more when your opponent got the win by what some would call an accident. I wish to remind to Steve Ramone that stuff like this happens in the sport of wrestling and sometimes it can’t be avoided. Ramone I feel bad that you were on the receiving end of it this time around but it does happen to everyone and it has happened to James since he’s been in Sin City Wrestling.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Ramone I’m all for getting over this and if you want to work with me instead of against me I’m open to that possibility. Until then I will be looking forward to the first event where I can defend the Roulette Championship which will most likely be against Matt Spears.

Uncle Pinky and James move on and they come to an exhibit where the Lions are located. The watch as the Zoo attendant tosses large chunks of meat into the enclosure where most of the Lions quickly pounce on a chuck of meat and run off to eat it. They notice one Lion wasn’t able to get a chunk of meat. They watch as that Lion searches around to see if there are any Lions with meat that he can steal from them. He approaches another young Lion and the Lion with the meat pounces on his meat covering it with his body. When he tries to reach in to snag the meat away from the Lion with the meat puts up a hell of a fight. When the dust settles the meatless Lion retreats without getting even a small piece of the meat the other Lion had.

JAMES TUSCINI:  What just happened between those two Lions is a great representation of me and Steve Ramone in our match. Without a doubt Steve Ramone won the Roulette Title some time ago and he protected his possession like the Lion with the chunk of meat protected his food. In the case of Steve Ramone he successfully defended his possession, the Roulette Title Belt, numerous times before finally coming up just a little short and the Title Belt came out of his grasp. If that meatless Lion will continue to be aggressive and determined and if he will keep trying and not give up then eventually, as I did, he will be able to go up against the dominant male Lion and overcome.

UNCLE PINKY:  I know you would love to spend the rest of your day listening to James and I talk about wrestling but that’s not gonna happen. We want to spend the day at the Zoo and having a camera follow us around so you can watch us conduct our personal lives is not what we are into. Thanks for joining us today and we will catch up with you at Climax Control this Sunday.

James and Uncle Pink thank the cameraman for his extensive time airing their segment for today. They present the cameraman with a generous monetary tip and the cameraman is surprised by their actions. They part ways and when the cameraman cuts his feed our screen goes dark.

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Climax Control Archives / Roulette Championship Here I Come

« on: April 28, 2016, 10:55:57 AM »

 We have been invited to the Conference Room at the Hiroshima Green Arena where James Tuscini, and his Uncle-Manager, Pinky del Ferrando, are holding a press conference. James is standing at the podium to address the crowd in attendance and he is wearing a dark gray business suit with a white shirt and dark gray tie that matches his suit. Uncle Pinky is dressed in a black pin striped business suit with a white shirt and black tie and he is standing off to the side of James. Uncle Pinky raises his hand to ask the crowd to quiet down so the press conference can begin.

UNCLE PINKY:  Let me set the rules of this press conference. We are going to talk and you are going to listen. We know there are members of the media here so take notes and report what you see and hear. If you make stuff up about us that wasn’t done or said at this press conference you will not like the consequences laid upon you by myself and James. We will allow questions to be asked a bit later.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Aw, Uncle, don’t be so hard on these people. They want to know what’s going on and we’re here to tell them and to answer their questions.

UNCLE PINKY:  Sorry, James, but you know how I get when people say we did or said something that we never said or did. False accusations need to be responded to with truthful retribution.

JAMES TUSCINI:  We’re here today in Hiroshima, Japan, where an atomic bomb was dropped by the United States to end World War II. At Climax Control on May 1, 2016, my opponent is Steve Ramone and I’m here to tell you that I’m going to nuke his ass off the planet in our match.

The crowd lets out a collective groan at that nuke comment from James Tuscini.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Oh, right, you’ve never heard that comment before eh? That bomb was dropped more than 70 years ago. I can’t believe that you don’t have celebrities, politicians, and comedians, make comments about that event.

UNCLE PINKY:  Don’t take my Nephew’s comments the wrong way. He is using a figure of speech.

JAMES TUSCINI:  My match at Climax Control is the Main Event. I face off against Steve Ramone to finally settle our feud. The feud goes deep in that Ramone interfered in my match against Travis Nathanial Andrews and that caused me to lose a match I should have won. Then, as everyone saw at Blaze of Glory V, I ended up in a Draw in the Triple Threat match for the Roulette Title. For those who may not have seen the match I clearly had Joshua Acquin knocked out with my Sleeper Hold and Steve Ramone was nowhere in sight as I knocked him out of contention at that point in the match. Just as Acquin was going unconscious for me to win the match Steve Ramone regained his composure and crawled back to where me and Joshua were located. When he noticed the shoulders of Acquin were in a position that could be used for a pin he made a pathetic attempt to look like he was covering Joshua for the pin. At that point the Referee had to make a decision. The Referee determined that Acquin went unconscious at the same time that a three count against Joshua was rendered on behalf of Steve Ramone. What this meant is that I did, in fact, win the match, but so did Steve Ramone. Therefore with a Draw the Champion cannot lose their Title Belt. That’s why we have this match at this edition of Climax Control. I will discuss our match, and Steve Ramone, later in the press conference, but for now I wish to discuss other items. That deceptive win, Ramone, is the wrong I need to right as I should be the rightful owner of the Roulette Title Belt.

UNCLE PINKY:  We’re not upset at comments made by J2H at Climax Control. James requested a shot at the Title and J2H, being the fighting Champion he is, accepted the challenge James set forth. When that will happen is anybody’s guess but when it happens you will see some amazing things from James. Obviously Ramone wasn’t paying attention because when J2H accepted the request for a shot at the Heavyweight Title he didn’t specify an event or a date for that to happen. Apparently Steve Ramone believes that match will take place quickly but I don’t see it happening for well over a month. As far as Rage goes I understand his anger at James requesting a shot at the Internet Title. We would do the same thing if we were holding a Title Belt and someone challenged us and we didn’t feel they were ready to get that shot at the Belt. However when James wins the Roulette Title this Sunday he will most likely back off on the requests for shots at the Internet and Heavyweight Titles so others who are already in line can get their chance before he does.

JAMES TUSCINI:  The funniest part is that while Rage disrespected and insulted me about requesting a match for the Internet Title he went over and issued a challenge to J2H for his Title. But here’s the difference. J2H accepted my challenge and one day I will get that match. On the other hand J2H flatly told Rage that he is boring and that NO he will not give him a shot at his Title Belt.

UNCLE PINKY:  When we stated we want to talk about dreams we are talking about not only dreams and desires James has to succeed in the sport of wrestling but also dreams he has when he sleeps and what the meaning of those dreams are.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Thank you for that lead-in Uncle. Anyone who doesn’t have dreams and desires are doomed to failure. You need to have something to look forward to or you have nothing to accomplish. Although I came to Sin City Wrestling and my dream and desire is to perform to the best of my abilities, and I’ve done that, I still have, as everyone else does, the dream and desire to hold Title Belts

UNCLE PINKY:  Where James differs from the others in this Federation is that you have a bunch of non-producing slackers who demand shots every week. You have to earn your Title shot and not just stand around expecting Title shots to be handed to you when you perform like shit.

JAMES TUSCINI: We went off the subject of dreams for a time Uncle so let’s get back on track. I wish to tell you about some of the dreams I’ve been having lately. For those of you who don’t know, or you are too stupid to know, your dreams have meanings.

UNCLE PINKY:  We will list some of the dreams James has been having recently and we will give you the official description of what those dreams mean.

JAMES TUSCINI:  I’ve been dreaming a lot about water lately. Water in dreams represents a person’s subconscious and emotional state of mind. I’ve dreamed of calm clear water which means I’m in tune with my spirituality, knowledge, healing, and refreshment. I often dream of walking on water. No I don’t have a Jesus complex where I feel I’m the Messiah. To dream of this means you have control of your emotions. It also means you must “stay on top” of emotions and not let them explode out of hand. As I’ve mentioned the Martial Arts and meditation my family Physician, Doctor Kim, prescribed for me has worked to help me control my emotions, or demons if you wish to call them that, to keep them from coming out and taking control of me.

UNCLE PINKY:  James told me he dreams about sex even though he is not currently involved in a relationship and he is not currently looking for a woman to spend time with. This dream means James is comfortable with himself, and his wrestling abilities, and he’s looking forward to see what the future holds for him. When James defeats Ramone this Sunday, and he becomes the Roulette Champion, there will no longer be any uncertainty about his future in Sin City Wrestling. This dream also means that James is moving ahead in his wrestling career without any preconceived notions or emotions about his wrestling matches. What this means for Steve Ramone is that James is confident, encouraged, determined, and ready to perform. The reason James has me in his corner as his Manager is to keep outside interference and attacks out of his matches especially this Roulette Title match against Steve Ramone.

JAMES TUSCINI:  The last dream I wish to relate to you in that I dream of ice cream. To dream of ice cream represents good luck, pleasure, success, and satisfaction in my life and wrestling career. The dream also has a side meaning which is to cool off and not let your temper, or inner demons, get out of hand. Yeah, Ramone, you’re gonna be on the receiving end of my good luck, pleasure, success, and satisfaction in my life, when I prove to the world that I’m more of a wrestler than you and Sin City Wrestling can handle. Since you want to refer to yourself as Godzilla let me inform you that I will reduce you down to the size of a little house lizard and easily toss you out of my life.

Uncle Pinky informs the media in attendance that he and James will take one or two questions before closing the press conference. A member of the press stands up and raises his hand and Uncle Pinky calls on him for his question.

UNCLE PINKY:  Thank you for your patience for this part of the Press Conference to ask your question.

REPORTER:  My name is Grant Mori and I’m a reporter for The Japan Times. You appear very confident that you will defeat Steve Ramone to earn the Roulette Title. Since you came up short at Blaze of Glory so what makes you feel you will be successful this time?

JAMES TUSCINI:  Came up short? Let me state the fact of that match again. I clearly won the match at Blaze of Glory and should have been awarded the Roulette Title. Steve Ramone was out of action in the match at the time I put Joshua Acquin in the Sweet Dreams Sleeper Hold. Due to the position I was in with the Sleeper on Acquin this caused the shoulders of Joshua to appear to be lying flat and available for an attempted pin. The Referee was about to call me the winner since Acquin was a few seconds from being totally unconscious. However the Referee was apparently one of the less intelligent ones because when they saw Ramone crawl back over to where I was knocking Joshua out and Ramone laid an arm across the body of Acquin they classified that as a pinning combination for Steve even though I started the knockout before Ramone returned to action in the match. Yes the Referee decided to make a pin count for Ramone but the common sense thing to do was to focus on me, and give the preference to me, since I was ahead of Ramone with the knockout on Joshua. What the Referee did was stop their call on my knockout to re-start the call on my knockout when they started the pin count for Ramone. It was a bad decision on the part of the Referee but I accept it since it was accepted by Management as a valid decision in our match.

UNCLE PINKY:  The woman in the blue dress what is your question?

WOMAN IN BLUE DRESS:  My name is Keira Shomada and I’m representing the wrestling association here in Japan. There seems to be a lot of talk going around that you are not able to be competitive in Sin City Wrestling due to your finishers. You have the Flying Hammerlock, the Figure Four Leg Lock, and the Torture Rack. All three are classified as submissions and the fans want to know if you feel you are limiting yourself by having only submission holds as finishers?

JAMES TUSCINI:  I could say that’s a good question but it is not. Let me explain. Just because I list three of my favorite finishers on my Bio Sheet don’t mean that’s the only way I can win a match. Also how did anyone come up with the concept that I’m not competitive in Sin City Wrestling? I am currently 2-1-1 and I could easily be 4-0-0 due to one match being stolen from me due to interference by Steve Ramone and the other one the Draw, which happened due to a Referee not knowing how to officiate a match properly. The reason I listed those three finishers is that they are my favorites and they are fun for me to apply on opponents. The Mafia Hit Flying Hammer Lock is my favorite as I’ve mentioned many times. It amuses me to work over an opponent’s arm and shoulder then lift them off the mat and listen to them cry out in pain for the match to end. I enjoy the Sleeper hold because it is totally dominating and it works on all wrestlers. I have fun using the Torture Rack because I’m a big wrestler and it really irks my opponents when I can lift them up on my shoulders and make them submit when they are unable to do that to me.

UNCLE PINKY:  There are so many ways for James to win a match outside of the three submission hold finishers he listed on his Bio Sheet. Pinning an opponent is an easy way to obtain a win. Disabling an opponent to where they are unable to continue in the match is another way to win. Disabling your opponent to where they are outside of the ring and cannot return into the ring by the Referee’s ten count is another way. If anyone wants to be assigned to a match against James and they believe he cannot win except by submission they will be shocked and disappointed when James defeats them in other ways.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Ramone I hope you’re paying attention. I have so many ways to defeat you if you focus on only one aspect of my wrestling you are making a mistake you are unable to recover from. Come to think of it you already made mistakes you can’t recover from. Interfering in my match and faking a pin on Joshua Acquin to cheat me out of winning the Roulette Title Belt are enough for me to pound you out of existence.

UNCLE PINKY:  We have time for one more question. Yes the man in the business suit holding the briefcase.

The man in the business suit holding the briefcase stands up and presents his question.

MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT:  My name is Ken Iwakashi and I’m a business reporter for the Associated Press in Tokyo and I also report on legal issues. You seem to present that your Draw at Blaze of Glory was an illegal decision on your match. The Referees are in charge of the matches and their decisions, although not always what the wrestlers would like, are legal and valid. Are you trying to say that you want to file a lawsuit to complain about that decision?

JAMES TUSCINI:  Where did you get that idea from? I did say it was illegal for Steve Ramone to interfere in my match with Travis Nathanial Andrews which caused me a loss but I accept the decision on the Triple Threat match at Blaze of Glory. Yes it was a questionable decision, and I feel I should have won the match and the Roulette Title, but I cannot go back and change what happened. As you saw I walked away accepting the decision in the match and figured if anyone in Management felt it was a questionable decision they would figure out what to do about it. You saw that Management decided to put me against Steve Ramone again to end this feud. So now we will see if Ramone can go an entire match without cheating his way to another victory. I will soundly and easily defeat Steve Ramone and will assume the title of Roulette Champion.

UNCLE PINKY:  We’re done answering questions. We will now discuss our upcoming match and opponent. If you wish to take notes and report what is said please feel free to remain in attendance. If you wish to leave please do so now.

A few people decide to leave but everyone else remains as they want to hear what James and Uncle Pinky have to say about Steve Ramone.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Let’s ask some honest questions okay? Has Steve Ramone ever defeated me in a match? NOPE! Has he ever pinned me in a match? NOPE! Has Steve ever made me submit in a match? NOPE! Has he ever knocked me out in a match? NOPE! Sure one hell of a lot of NOPE going around on the part of Ramone eh? When you do the math it is clear that without cheating and interference Steve Ramone couldn’t beat off to a porn video so it is a guarantee that he is gonna lose to me. Now you understand why I brought Uncle Pinky in from being my relative to also being my Manager. There are many wrestlers here, primarily Steve Ramone, who are unable to win a wrestling match unless they cheat or have someone interfere in the match so Uncle Pinky is in my corner to ensure everything stays legal and honest.

UNCLE PINKY:  If you think that I’m getting up there in age and that I’m unable to take care of myself you damn sure need to think again. This is a warning to Steve Ramone and his band of friends, acquaintances, managers, valet, goons, thugs, hit men, whatever the hell Ramone wants to call them, if you attempt to interfere in the match between James and Steve, or if you attempt an attack on us before the match, you will regret your decision and you will suffer immensely at my hands.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Calm down Uncle. Maybe you should join me for my Martial Arts and meditation classes to you can learn to keep your demons under control as I’m doing.

UNCLE PINKY:  *bleep* that shit James! I’m sick of cowardly chick shit wrestlers like Steve Ramone who can’t legally win a match so they have to resort to pre-match attacks, cheating, and interference. The bullshit stops now and I will not tolerate it on Sunday night at Climax Control!

JAMES TUSCINI:  Gee, Steve, seems Uncle Pinky made that so clear that only an idiot wouldn’t understand it. Since you’re an idiot I will explain it to you. IF, and I have to say that it is a very questionable IF, you can legally defeat me in our match, without cheating, without interference, without having to have your hit men attack me prior to the match, then I damn sure will be the first person in the arena to congratulate you on the legal victory. However should you or your goons attack me prior to the match, interfere during our match, or if you step outside the rules and cheat to obtain an invalid win over me, all Hell will break loose. If Management doesn’t  punish and suspend you for attacking others prior to your match then they aren’t gonna punish or suspend me for retaliating against you for the attacks. If the Referee fails to punish you for cheating and for interference in our match then they damn sure aren’t gonna punish me or Uncle Pinky for retaliating against your cheating and interference. If your friends, goons, thugs, or whatever the hell you want to call them, get involved in our match, and the Referee and Management does nothing to stop them and punish them then you can bet your ass that they will not stop or punish Uncle Pinky for stepping in to retaliate. If you want an honest wrestling match to legally decide the Roulette Championship then let’s do it. If you want to be a chicken shit asshole, attacking me and Uncle Pinky before the match, and having interference during the match, then you will have an all-out war that will make the American Revolution, Civil War, World War I, World War II, and the Vietnam War combined look pale in comparison. We can do this the right way or the all-out destroy each other way. It all depends upon how you play it Steve.

UNCLE PINKY:  Well stated James! I would like to speak to the morons who associate with Steve Ramone. You are nothing more than hired thugs. I’ve heard the comments from the likes of J2H and Rage, and now from you Ramone, that  you think my claim to being involved with an organization that some would refer to as the Italian Mafia is a joke. If you truly believe I’m a joke why don’t you test me? I have people standing by in case you want to do the test. If you think my age of 63 hinders me then give me a try as I will ace the test. I would love to kick ass and destroy a bunch of you young punk assholes to humiliate you so badly that you will wear brown paper bags over your heads for weeks as you will be too ashamed to show your faces!

JAMES TUSCINI:  I don’t think I’ve ever seen you this passionate about something Uncle.

UNCLE PINKY:  If you mess with my family you have to deal with me!

JAMES TUSCINI:  How do you plan on approaching our match Steve? You know you cannot legally defeat me in any type of wrestling match. You know you’re a coward. You know you cannot get the job done one-on-one legally against me. You haven’t told a truthful thing since I’ve been here in Sin City Wrestling so that also makes you a liar. I’m coming to this match to have a fair and honest match but if you get out of line I will destroy you. No, Ramone, I don’t just mean that I will destroy your Roulette Title reign by defeating you. I mean I will also destroy you physically to the point where you may never be able to wrestle again. Is that really what you want? Maybe it is. I guess we’ll find out Sunday night. You stated you believe you will be the longest reigning Roulette Champion in the Federation? Sorry, Steve, but your reign as Roulette Champion ends on Sunday.

Uncle Pinky notifies the people in the Conference Room that the press conference is officially over and that all further talking on the part of James will be done at the Roulette Title match on May 1, 2016. We watch as the people file out of the Conference Room. James and Uncle Pinky remain on the stage at the podium until everyone has left the room. The two step off the stage and walk over to the production crew responsible for broadcasting their Press Conference. They thank each member of the crew personally before the two walk to the exit doors and disappear out of sight.

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Character Building Roleplays / I'm calm and and focused but Casey is in trouble

« on: April 17, 2016, 03:53:41 PM »

 I'M CALM, I'M COOL. AND I'M FOCUSED. EVEN SO CASEY WILLIAMS IS IN TROUBLE WHEN WE FINALLY HAVE OUR MATCH SCHEDULED

The scene opens with a shot of James Tuscini, and his Uncle Pinky del Ferrando who also serves as his Manager, walking down the hallway at the Sasebo Sports Bunka Hall in Nagasaki, Japan. They spot the cameraman and invite him along to air everything that happens so that nobody can make stuff up about what they said and did.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Thanks for joining me today. Although I am not scheduled for a match at this edition of Climax Control I am here in Nagasaki, Japan, to be on hand in case they need someone to step in if one of the wrestlers is unable to perform.  I’ve had four matches here in Sin City Wrestling and I’m currently at a 2-1-1 win-loss record. I know how the sport of wrestling is and I could be sitting at 0-4-0 so I’m happy to be sitting at 2-1-1 and I had a shot at the Roulette Title in my 4th match in Sin City Wrestling.

UNCLE PINKY:  You said you wanted to debunk something Steve Ramone said right?

JAMES TUSCINI:  Yes I did Uncle. Steve Ramone said I never “earned” the shot at the Roulette Title. I guess Steve is dumber than I thought because he was the friggin’ Guest Referee in my match against Joshua Acquin. The stipulation of that match was that the winner of that match EARNED a shot at Ramone and the Roulette Title at Blaze of Glory V. So, yeah, I did EARN my shot at the Roulette Title while Joshua Acquin did not.

UNCLE PINKY:  I know you love straightening people out when they make false comments.

The two come to the first hallway that intersects the one they are walking in. James wants to go to the left and Uncle Pinky wants to go to the right. They decide to flip a coin to decide. James pulls out a Quarter and flips it into the air where Uncle Pinky calls for HEADS while the coin is flipping. The Quarter lands on the carpet with HEADS up so the duo turns right and they continue down that hallway.

JAMES TUSCINI:  I want everyone to know that the meditation and Martial Arts are working wonders for me. I no longer feel the demon monster trying to come to the surface and take over.

UNCLE PINKY:  Does that mean you are going to use Karate, Jujitsu, Judo, Taekwondo, and all those other Martial Arts moves and maneuvers in your wrestling matches now?

James rolls his eyes and lets out a loud sigh.

JAMES TUSCINI:  *sigh* Uncle Pinky we’re in the sport of wrestling. We’re not in a Martial Arts or MMA fighting thing. The things you’re talking about are not allowed in the sport of wrestling unless you are involved in some sort of Hardcore Rules match where basically anything goes.

UNCLE PINKY:  Sorry James but I was hoping to see you take out some punks with Martial Arts stuff.

JAMES TUSCINI:  I’m capable of easily defeating opponents using my wrestling skills. Also the Martial Arts that Doctor Kim has me attending was prescribed for me to help me improve my focus and dedication to the sport of wrestling. Martial Arts is not to be used as an offensive weapon but as a defensive tool. The meditation portion of my routine allows me to relax and once I have the aura surrounding me the peaceful covering prevents the demon monster from rearing his ugly head again.

James and Uncle Pinky arrive at another intersecting hallway. James wants to turn right and Uncle Pinky wants to turn left. Again James takes out the Quarter and he flips it into the air where Uncle Pink calls out HEADS again. The Quarter lands on the carpet TAILS up so they turn right and head down that hallway.

JAMES TUSCINI:  I was hoping to have a match against that big goof Casey Williams but apparently Management wanted to give him a break and give him an easy match instead of having him face me. I see that he is assigned to a Tag Team match where he and his Tag Team partner, Connor Murphy, face off against Dmitri and Travis Nathanial Andrews. I know Casey has defeated Dmitri in a prior Federation so he should be able to take care of Dmitri again in this match. I don’t see TNA giving the support to Dmitri that he needs in a Tag Team event. I see the team of Casey and Connor working well together and I see them overpowering their opponents. However, Casey, I want you to know how fortunate and lucky you are. You could have been facing me on April 24th instead of Dmitri and TNA and that would have been a definite loss on your record. That’s okay Casey. Please enjoy your week off from tough opponents as soon you will have to face me and that’s something you don’t want to look forward to.

The two reach another hallway and this time they don’t flip a coin to decide which way to go. They look at the signs on the walls and they see which direction they need to go to return to their dressing room and they head off n that direction.

JAMES TUSCINI:  That’s all I have to say to the fans today. Make sure you pay attention to the Tag Team match Casey is involved in. I will be watching the match so I can enjoy watching Dmitri get defeated. I will be watching the match to see how slow and clumsy Casey Williams is so that I can plan my moves for our match when it gets scheduled. See you all at Climax Control!

UNCLE PINKY:  What James just said. See you all at Climax Control!

James and Uncle Pinky arrive at their dressing room and they go inside. The cameraman keeps focused on them until they close their dressing room door and then he cuts his camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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Character Building Roleplays / Control

« on: April 11, 2016, 05:26:17 AM »

 Today we see a Doctor’s office. As the camera pans around we notice there is an Asian theme about the office space. The camera gets a shot of the business card of the Doctor and we see the name Chang Kim, M.D. , located in San Francisco, California.

The door of the medical office opens and when the cameraman turns around we see James Tuscini walk into the office. He steps up to the reception counter and he signs in on the form. James pays his office visit co-pay and he takes a seat.

JAMES TUSCINI:  So nice to be followed around by cameras everywhere I go. One of the marks of being a popular superstar in the sport of wrestling and in Sin City Wrestling. You may be wondering where I’m at today. I’m in the office of my family doctor, Chang Kim, in the heart of Chinatown in San Francisco. I wanted to return home to check in with my Doctor. Just to let you know that although Doctor Kim’s office is located in Chinatown he is Korean. I flew back to San Francisco as I wanted to talk with Doctor Kim about some things to see what he can offer as solutions. Nothing serious mind you. In fact since I have nothing to hide I will invite you into the examination room so you can hear the entire conversation I have with Doctor Kim.

After a few minutes of waiting James is told to come to the examination room to talk with Doctor Kim. He walks into the room and he takes a seat while the cameraman stands nearby to record the events.

DOCTOR KIM:  James it is so good to see you. What brings you here today? You are one of my healthiest patients and I rarely see you as you don’t have health issues.

JAMES TUSCINI:  It isn’t my physical health Doctor. It is something else. Something I call a Demon Monster.

DOCTOR KIM:  Hmmm, that doesn’t sound good, please tell me what’s going on.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Recently the thing I call the Demon Monster inside of me was nearly let out and I’m concerned due to what happened the first time it came out of me and took control of me. It was while I was working in another wrestling federation and when my opponent and his thugs put a vicious beat down on me I lost control of everything. The Demon Monster took control and I broke the guy’s arm and shoulder and broke his kneecaps. The poor guy had to go into retirement and he’s never been seen around a wrestling event since.

DOCTOR KIM:  Well, James, if that happened many years ago, and it hasn’t happened again, why do you have a concern?

JAMES TUSCINI:  On March 27, 2016 I had a wrestling match against Joshua Acquin with the winner earning a shot at Steve Ramone and the Roulette Title Belt. In this match Steve Ramone, who was the Roulette Champion at the time, was assigned as the Guest Referee. He changed the rules on me and Joshua every few seconds to the point that nobody in the arena, including Steve Ramone, had any clue what was going on. At one point in the match the screw job by Steve Ramone got so bad that I could feel the Demon Monster trying to come out and I had to use every ounce of strength to keep it inside of me and in control. I ended up winning the match due to keeping the Demon Monster under control but had it been able to take over me I’m sure I would have been Disqualified in the match and possibly suspended or fired from the Federation.

DOCTOR KIM:  So you kept the Demon Monster under control. That’s a good thing so why the concern?

JAMES TUSCINI:  After I won the match against Joshua Acquin it guaranteed me a shot at Steve Ramone for the Roulette Title on Sunday, April 10, 2016, at Blaze of Glory V. The problem is that since Ramone jammed up both me and Joshua Acquin, Mark Ward, one of the Management personnel, assigned both of us to face Steve Ramone at Blaze of Glory in a Triple Threat match. The match ended as a Draw as both me and Ramone defeated Acquin at the same time so the Referee had no option but to call it a Draw. I'm okay with that decision.

DOCTOR KIM:  Again that’s a good thing so why the concern?

JAMES TUSCINI:  Doctor I’m having a tougher time keeping the Demon Monster inside of me and under control. In the match against Ramone and Acquin, even though nobody interfered in the match, and nobody attacked us, which is a good thing, I still nearly lost control of my conscious self and I came close to being taken over by the Demon Monster again. I need something to help me control the Demon Monster at all times. I am not in the position to allow it to rise up, take control of me, and cause me to seriously hurt people again.

DOCTOR KIM:  Oh, James, I have something that will help that situation. I can give you medication to keep the Demon Monster under control. Not a problem. I can write a prescription for you.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Whoa! I’m in professional sports and if I take any type of medication and it shows up on a drug screening I can be fined, suspended, or even fired.

DOCTOR KIM:  I can prescribe herbal substances that will perform the same task but they are natural ingredients.

JAMES TUSCINI:  I can’t do that either. Many herbs and roots can still show up on drug screening tests. I am not going to take anything that might jeopardize my wrestling career.

DOCTOR KIM:  I have only one other suggestion for you but it will take a lot of your time and dedication.

JAMES TUSCINI:  I’m up for anything Doc. What do you suggest?

DOCTOR KIM:  You need meditation and Martial Arts.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Meditation and Martial Arts? You’re kidding right?

DOCTOR KIM:  I don’t joke about things when the health of my patients is at stake. Meditation and Martial Arts are the only two non-chemical and non-herbal solutions available to you. Meditation will help you clear your mind and body of anything impure. With meditation you will be able to put a protective shell of calmness and purity around your body. The Demon Monster will not be able to overcome peace and purity and you will not see it come out again. Martial Arts teaches you focus, determination, and dedication. It teaches you how to focus. It teaches you how to pay attention. And, most importantly, it teaches you that you are to use what you learn to defend yourself and not be on the attack. By focusing your mind on defending yourself you keep the Demon Monster under control. Always remember the Demon Monster feeds off of agitation, impurity, and confusion. Meditation and Martial Arts takes away the agitation, impurity, and confusion, and replaces it with calmness, purity, and focus.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Wow! Not the solution I expected but I will take your advice and get started on meditation and Martial Arts immediately. Thanks Doctor Kim. What do I owe you for your office visit today?

DOCTOR KIM:  You owe me nothing of monetary value for the consultation today. All I want from you is a total commitment to meditation and Martial Arts. Deal?

JAMES TUSCINI:  Deal!

James leaves the examination room with the cameraman following him. They walk out into the street and James hails a taxi to take them to a McDonald’s restaurant for lunch. A short drive and they arrive at a McDonald’s in the Mission District. James and the cameraman exit the taxi and Tuscini hands the driver a large denomination bill and tells him to keep the change. The two walk into the McDonald’s and up to the counter to place their orders. James orders the Big Mac meal and the cameraman orders the Double Cheeseburger meal. James offers to pay for both meals. The two pick up their orders and take a set near the back of the restaurant so as not to draw too much attention to James as he is still airing a segment for Sin City Wrestling.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Steve Ramone the chicken shit wimp. You spun the Roulette wheel and when it came up for a Parking Lot Brawl you tried to get out of the match by trying to spin the wheel again. Nice try but it didn’t work. I beat the hell out of you and Acquin and you know it. I had the match clearly won as the Referee was making the three count on the knockout I put on Joshua Acquin with my sleeper hold. You managed to slide over and make what appeared to be a pin attempt on Acquin, a really really pathetic attempt at what appeared to be a pin attempt, and the confused Referee decided that the three count on my knockout of Acquin and the three count on your so-called pinfall on Joshua happened at the same time so they called our match a Draw. Fortunately for you, and unfortunately for me, a Draw equates into you not losing the Roulette Title to me…well this time anyway. But you know what Ramone? I’m willing to accept this Draw for a good reason. It is because you couldn’t defeat me and that is going to haunt you the rest of your career. Nothing is going to haunt me from our match because I clearly had the knockout on Joshua and everyone knows it including you. You can hang onto the Roulette Title for now but the time will come when you have to put it on the line against me again. And when that happens you will lose to me again and this time the Title Belt comes into my possession.

The door of the McDonald’s opens and we see James Tuscini’s Uncle Pinky walk into the restaurant. He walks up to the register and orders his meal and then he brings his meal to the table to join James and the Cameraman.

UNCLE PINKY:  James I’m sorry you didn’t win the match at Blaze of Glory.

JAMES TUSCINI:  I did win the match Uncle. I won the psychological match against Steve Ramone. He knows I won the match fairly and legally while he managed to confuse the Referee enough to give him a Draw.

UNCLE PINKY:  I know that James. I was there in the arena watching your match. What I meant is I’m sorry you didn’t win the Roulette Title Belt.

JAMES TUSCINI:  I’m not concerned about that right now. Management has seen what I’m capable of and they will give me shots at other Title Belts when the time is right. For now it appears that one of my next opponents is likely to be Casey Williams. That should be quiet amusing when I defeat the big goof. Before I forget I have a special gift for you Uncle.

UNCLE PINKY:  Whatcha got for me?

James reaches into his shirt pocket and he pulls out a card that is about the size of a credit card. Before he hands it to Uncle Pinky he explains what it is.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Uncle you have seen that I’ve had four matches in Sin City Wrestling and in two of those four matches I was confronted by interference or attacks during the match. In one of the matches, the one against Travis Nathanial Andrews, the interference by Steve Ramone caused me to lose the match I clearly had won. In the other match I was able to overcome the interference and still win the match. I am tired of having people interfere in my matches or cause disruptions during my matches. So I came up with a solution and that solution is this card.

James hands the card to Uncle Pinky who examines the card. There is a surprised look on Uncle Pinky’s face.

UNCLE PINKY:  Is this really what I think it is?

JAMES TUSCINI:  Yes, Uncle, it is an official Manager’s card certifying you as my Manager which allows you access to ringside during my matches. I wanted you to be in my corner so that when opponents, or some other morons on the Roster, decide to attack me or interfere in my match you can cut them off and take them out of action.

UNCLE PINKY:  Thanks James! You made this old man very happy. You know damn well I got your back.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Yes I know that. The only thing I ask you is that you do not instigate anything. You are only there to ensure nobody interferes in my matches and that nobody attacks me. And you don’t have to worry about the Demon Monster inside of me coming out. I had a talk with Doctor Kim today and he has me on a meditation and Martial Arts routine to relax and keep focused so the Demon Monster won’t reveal itself again.

UNCLE PINKY:  Great news James.

JAMES TUSCINI:  I’m giving a warning to the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling. I tried to be a nice guy who follows the rules, listens to Management, and I don’t deliberately hurt opponents. Apparently being nice and toeing the line only caused others to act the jerk and attack me and interfere in my matches. So from this point forward I’m going to be more aggressive, more in-your-face, and more brutal when assigned to matches. You all didn’t want to respect me the way I was so now I become more like you. You wanted someone to be on your ass well you got it in me. Ready to go home Uncle?

UNCLE PINKY:  Yep. All this food is making me want to take a nap.

James and his Uncle Pinky thank the cameraman for airing the segment for today. The two walk out of the McDonald’s and hail a taxi to take them to their home. The last we see of the two is when the taxi takes off and turns the corner where it disappears around a building.

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Climax Control Archives / The Italian Demon Monster Has Been Unleashed

« on: March 25, 2016, 04:09:47 PM »

 Climax Control on Sunday, March 20, 2016, showed us several things. It showed us that Steve Ramone is a liar in addition to a jerk. He promised James Tuscini a one-on-one non-Title match at the March 27th Climax Control and then he chickened out. Instead of facing Steve Ramone we see that James will be facing Joshua Acquin in a Roulette Rules match with the winner getting a shot at Steve Ramone and the Roulette Title Belt.

The next thing we saw was Steve Ramone interfering in Tuscini’s match, by jumping into the ring and hitting James in the head with the Roulette Title Belt, causing Travis Nathaniel Andrews to obtain a false victory.

The last thing we saw, and this is the most important, is that Steve Ramone, by his cowardly actions, has unleashed a monster, a demon if you want to use that term, by attacking James and causing him the loss to TNA. You simply don’t want to unleash an Italian Demon Monster, the “Il Demone Italiano Monster” when you know damn well you will never be able to put him back where he came from.

The scene opens with James Tuscini sitting on a bench at a park in Tempe, Arizona. Today James is casually dressed in blue jeans, a black tee shirt, and black athletic shoes. There is a light breeze blowing and the sun is shining and, well, it’s a great day to be in the park. Kids are running around on the grassy areas while ducks and geese swim around in the lake in the park. When Tuscini notices the cameraman he stands up from the bench and asks the cameraman if he is from Sin City Wrestling to air his segment. The cameraman acknowledges that he is, in fact, the cameraman sent by Sin City Wrestling, so James asks him to set up to get a shot of him while he returns to the bench. Once James returns to the bench he begins his comments.

Everyone saw several things happen at Climax Control on March 20th and they concern Steve Ramone. Are you ready for me to let you have both barrels Steve? First you open Climax Control with a promise to me. You flatly promised that if you didn’t win your Blast from the Past match, and I remind you that you LOST, that you promised to give me a match against you, one-on-one, at Climax Control on March 27th. Your statement was that our match would be a Standard Rules match but it would be non-Title. Your promise was that when I win the match you guarantee me a shot at the Roulette Title. Well so much for you being a liar in addition to being a jerk. So much for your promises to be just as worthless as you are. You chickened out on having a one-on-one match with me and instead of facing you I will face Joshua Acquin with the winner of that match, ME of course, will get to face you for the Roulette Title Belt. I know you feel Joshua is a weaker opponent so with you being assigned as the Special Guest Referee for our match you will probably want to make sure that Joshua wins so you won’t have to face me. However, Ramone, if you weren’t such a coward you would call the match fairly, which means I will easily defeat Joshua, and then you have to face me, the tougher opponent, to defend the Roulette Title. What’s it gonna be Steve? Guess we will find out Sunday night.

But that’s not all Ramone. I clearly had my match against TNA won. Everyone saw that I had him locked into the Mafia Hit Flying Hammer Lock and he was crying like a baby begging the Referee to accept his crying out that he gives up, he submits, he quits, so that the pain would be over. Unfortunately our Referee was knocked out of the match, due to Travis deliberately slamming into her. Oh trust me he planned that so that you could get a cheap shot in on me. A replacement Referee wasn’t available so I dropped Travis to assist the Referee as that is what a truly noble and honest wrestler does. But, Steve, you decided to do something that was beyond wrong and you attacked me with the Title Belt while the Referee was distracted. You whacked me over the head with it so that Travis could get a cheap win. What you fail to realize, Steve, is that I came to Sin City Wrestling to work hard and achieve what I can. Overall I’m a really nice person and I keep my mean streak inside of me because I’m here to show the fans, and the other wrestlers, what a truly talented and respected wrestler is about. By your actions in attacking me and interfering my match, cheating me out of a win, caused the beastly demon inside of me to come to the surface. Yes, Ramone, the Italian demon monster has been released. You have opened Pandora’s Box and let the evil out and now you are unable to put the demon monster back into the box. From this point forward every time I destroy an opponent your name will be mentioned. You will be blamed for releasing the demon monster inside me. Well, Steve, it’s on now. I’ll defeat Joshua this Sunday night so that you will not be able to run and hide from me any longer. You will be required to face me with the Roulette Title on the line and I will walk away as the Champion. You will see how vicious and evil the Italian demon monster you released is in the wrestling ring, the boiler room, the parking lot, wherever the Roulette wheel lands on the type of match me and Joshua will have. Since you are the Referee for our match you will have a very close view of how vicious I can be and that will surely scare the beejeebers out of you knowing you will be defending the Roulette Title against me very soon. Let me remind you of something Steve. You are a coward because you have to cheat. You are a coward because you have to surround yourself with people you call bodyguards because you’re not capable of getting the job done on your own  The Italian demon monster you released will easily overcome you, your thugs, and your cheating. Damn it sucks to be you.

Please allow me to make a few comments to Travis Nathaniel Andrews. Travis don’t even think of bragging about how our match turned out. You were begging for the match to be over when I had you in the Mafia Hit Flying Hammer Lock. The only thing that saved you from a loss was the Referee being temporarily incapacitated due to you deliberately slamming into her and Steve Ramone interfering in our match. If I hear you brag about “defeating” me you WILL end up in the ring with me again and I’ll be so hard on you that you would rather have a two ton weight dropped on you than to suffer the damage I will place on you.

Now we come to Joshua Acquin. To use a term from a television commercial YOU IN A HEAP OF TROUBLE BOY! You’re my stepping stone to a shot at Steve Ramone and the Roulette Title. I realize Steve Ramone is our Guest Referee and we both know that he’ll serve as the worst example for officiating in the history of the sport of wrestling. Other than him being a crappy Referee shall we take into consideration what Steve Ramone said to both of us? Ramone told you flat up, to your face, numerous times, there is no way in hell you will get a shot at him and the Roulette Title. Steve Ramone never said that to me. What he said to me was he would give me a one-on-one match against him in a non-title match on March 27th and when I defeat him he’ll give me a shot at the Roulette Title. Although Steve will claim that the Owners of the Federation refused to honor the promise he made to me we all know that is just another in a long line of lies Ramone spews forth. What really happened is that Ramone got cold feet, chickened out on the match, and the one-on-one match with me happen. Figures those who brag the most, like Ramone, are usually the first to chicken out of their boasts. That tells me all I need to know how our match will go. It tells me Ramone has absolutely no respect for you while he does have some respect for me as he’s willing to allow me to earn my shot at him. All I have to do is defeat you on Sunday evening and my ticket is punched. Man this is gonna be easy.

James stands up from the bench and he walks over to the railing that surrounds the lake where the ducks and geese are swimming around. As Tuscini leans against the railing the birds come over and start squawking and begging for food.

Joshua those ducks and geese begging for something reminds me of you begging Ramone for a shot at the Roulette Title. You’re not getting the shot at the Roulette Title and the ducks and geese are not getting food from me. I noticed that you manage to be successful once in a while and you lose often enough. That tells me that although you can be successful it appears that once you are successful you run back to your old ways and start losing again. You remind me of a Squirrel. I often wonder how Squirrels ever became somewhat successful. You have an animal that safely crosses the road. After they are safely on the other side of the road a car approaches and the Squirrel freaks out, runs back across the road, gets run over by the car, and turns into road kill. That’s a great analogy for you Joshua. You’re like the Squirrel in that you have experienced a reasonable amount of success in SCW as the Squirrel did in successfully crossing the road without getting run over. The problem is that once you have obtained success, as the Squirrel did that successfully crossed the road, you often run back across the road and, well, you get run over by your opponents and you turn into road kill. By the way, Joshua, I’m driving the car this Sunday night and you are the Squirrel running across the road. ROAD KILL!!!

James turns from the railing to walk down the path to another part of the park. The geese and ducks rise up in a vocal protest that James didn’t give them any food.

These ducks and geese are just like you Acquin. Like them you begged for a Title shot from Steve Ramone as they begged for food from me. Ramone denied your pathetic request and then, like the ducks and geese just now when I didn’t give them food, you got more vocal and demanding, and again Ramone had to slam dunk you and put you in your place. You don’t want to earn a Title shot as I do. You just want to squawk, throw a temper tantrum, and demand things get handed to you without earning them. Since you enjoy having things handed to you then you will enjoy me handing you a loss this Sunday night. I’m like Steve Ramone in that I don’t give charity and I don’t owe anyone a win over me. I don’t do the roll over and play dead doggy trick. If you want to get a legal win over me you damn well need bring your best to the match and give it all you’ve got. Anything less than a 100 percent effort on your part equates into a 100 percent win for me.

Tuscini keeps walking in the park until he comes to an area where kids are playing on the slides, swings, a carousel, and other play equipment. He takes a seat on a bench to watch the kids enjoying themselves.

To prove my point that people don’t pay attention to what I say, as they just want to ramble on with whatever drivel pops into their head, Steve Ramone told me to get my Mafia ass out to talk to him as the last Climax Control. Let’s get something clear here. The only reference to the Italian Mafia I’ve made was to laugh at my Uncle Pinky for his fantasy of being involved in the Mafia. I told him he is making things up and I even told him publicly to please stop asking me to join the “Italian Mafia” he is involved in because they don’t exist. Ramone needs to stop making things up.

The other thing is that Steve Ramone made the claim that I am demanding a match against him for the Roulette Title Belt. Apparently Ramone has me confused with you Joshua as I never demanded a Title match with him. Perhaps Steve Ramone is taking some high potency mind-altering drugs because he’s hearing things I never said. I will quote for you exactly what I said and then you can go back and review my segment to see if I am telling the truth or whether Ramone is. What I said was: “Then you got even more smart ass to state that you’re relatively sure Joshua Acquin won’t be your next challenger for the Roulette Title. Watch your back Steve because it could be me as your next challenger for the Roulette Championship.” I don’t pretend to be an English Major but what I said is that Steve Ramone needs to watch his back as it “could” be me as his next challenger for the Roulette Championship. That doesn’t sound like a challenge to me. That doesn’t sound like a demand to me. That’s me stating that if the Owners wish to send me after Ramone then so be it. There’s a huge difference between “could be” and “will be” you know. Same as the difference in our match Joshua. You “could” defeat me but to actually reach the point where you “will”  accomplish it would take a miracle and there are no miracles in your immediate future.

James watches the kids play. He notices one of those carousel things where the kids are climbing on it. After they get on the kids start to spin it around and, of course, once the speed gets really fast most of the kids lose their grip, fly off the carousel, and face plant into the dirt.

Ha ha ha! Oh man that’s you Joshua! You think you can climb into the wrestling ring with me and hold on while I make your world spin but you are sadly mistaken. I’m gonna spin your world and when you fall off the James Tuscini carousel you will face plant into the dirt like those kids just did. Don’t for a nano-second get the idea you can defeat me because you can’t. There are several reasons for that Joshua. I’m a better wrestler than you can ever hope to be. The person I defeated by submission using my Mafia Hit Flying Hammer Lock submission hold was the person who defeated you recently and that is Matt Spears. Yes, Joshua, I defeated the person who defeated you. Think hard on that as you come to our match. You, and everyone else on the planet, know damn well I should be 2-0 right now except that Ramone interfered in my match with TNA. That’s fine with me Acquin as I will gladly go 2-1 and get a shot at the Roulette Title while you watch me defeat Steve Ramone from the television in your dressing room.

Tuscini stands up from the bench and he starts to walk toward the exit of the park. James stops along the way to purchase a hot dog and lemonade from a food vendor. He walks along partaking of his drink and hot dog while enjoying the sights.

Joshua please allow me to clarify how things are in the world of wrestling. There are several types of wrestlers. You have one-dimensional wrestlers who are stuck in one thing only. They can do Technical but nothing else. Or they can to Brawling but nothing else. Perhaps they can wrestle Hardcore but nothing else. These are the wrestlers who get defeated a lot because they lack other dimensions to their wrestling abilities. Then you have wrestlers like Steve Ramone who I classify as a two-dimensional wrestler as he has only two modes and he shows it every match. He executes a few wrestling holds and then he cheats. Wrestling holds then cheat. So damn predictable like a watch ticking off 60 seconds each minute. The two-dimensional wrestlers are able to defeat the one-dimensional wrestlers most of the time. They are usually split in wins and losses against other two-dimensional wrestlers. But as you’ve seen in your matches, and as you’ve seen in Ramone’s matches, when you two-dimensional wrestlers face off against three-dimensional wrestlers you lose more often than you win.

Acquin I’m going to give you way more credit than you deserve and I’m gonna call you a two-dimensional wrestler as I called Ramone. Here’s your problem. I’m not a one-dimensional wrestler. I’m not a two-dimensional wrestler. I’m not a three-dimensional wrestle either. I’m what they call a multi-dimensional wrestler. What that means is I easily adapt to any style of wrestler, any type of match, and any set of stipulations. Regardless of what type of wrestler I’m facing I will adapt and defeat them. No matter what type of match I’m involved in I will adapt and overcome. There’s nothing you can do, short of paying Steve Ramone to call the match in your favor, to obtain a win over me in our match. When I win our match, and when my hand is raised in victory, and you realize that I’ll be facing Steve Ramone for the Roulette Title, you can sulk your way back to your dressing room and bring out your crying towel to dry your tears. I’m not allowing you to win our match. I’m not allowing Steve Ramone to cheat me out of a win. I’m not giving you an inch in our match. You’ll see me do whatever it takes to make short work of you and prove to everyone that I’m here, I’m in your face, and I’m the future of Sin City Wrestling.

James and the cameraman arrive at the gate to the park. James steps out onto the sidewalk and he hails a taxi to take him back to the venue where Climax Control will be held. Tuscini tells the taxi driver to wait for a moment while he makes a few more comments.

Acquin I know you are having this fantasy about defeating me so I need to enlighten you. This isn’t an episode of Fantasy Island where Mister Roarke can make your dreams come true. This is real life where I make your nightmares of losing to me a reality. But I can make this promise to you that you will be like Tatu the midget looking up at Mister Roarke because by the time I finish beating you down even Tatu will look like a giant to you.

Joshua you may feel you are a wall blocking my way to the Roulette Title. Stop deceiving yourself. You’re not a wall I need to climb over to get to Steve Ramone. You’re a small stepping stone, a twig, or at best a small speed bump like you see in shopping center parking lots. All of those are easy for me to step over and continue moving on. You, Acquin, are going to be less than those obstacles for me to step over and move ahead. If you don’t think so then let me again remind you that you lost to Matt Spears recently and he’s the person I obtained my first win over in Sin City Wrestling by submission. And let’s not forget that at My Bloody Valentine, in the Roulette Title match, that when you got pinned it was for a five-count. Yes that was the rules for that Roulette match Joshua. You didn’t get pinned for a normal three-count. You got owned by getting pinned for a five-count. In our match I won’t be satisfied winning with just a three-count. Once I have you pinned, and the Referee is done with the three count to give me the win, I will continue to hold you to the mat until a five-count just to bring back the memory of your loss on February 14, 2016 when you also got pinned by a five-count. Sound good Acquin? Sounds good to me.

As for you Steve you have two choices in my match with Joshua Acquin. You can do your Referee duties the right way or you can do your Referee duties the wrong way. I warn you if you don’t call this match fairly there will be hell for you to pay and I assure you that you don’t want to pay the Italian demon monster the required payment. Since we will not know the rules of the match until the match starts I can only hope it is Hardcore Rules. You want to know why Ramone? If our match is Hardcore Rules then if you attack me, like you did during my match against Travis, then everything will be shoved off the table and this will be a free-for-all. Hardcore Rules means if you attack me again I can attack back and I cannot be disqualified for doing so. For your sake, Steve, you better hope our match is anything but Hardcore Rules. So, Ramone, please think hard about calling this match fairly for both me and Acquin or you are in deep shit. Trust me, Steve, you don’t want to be that deep in shit.

James hops into the taxi to take him back to the venue where he can get back to his dressing room and get ready for his match against Joshua Acquin on Sunday.

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Climax Control Archives / What Will Happen at Climax Control

« on: March 17, 2016, 11:50:19 AM »

 There is so much you don’t know about James Tuscini. There is so much you want to know about James Tuscini. Today you will learn information about him but there are some things he will not reveal to you. What will happen today? You will find out shortly. What will happen at Climax Control? You will find out on March 20, 2016.

Today we are taken to the Fior de Italia restaurant located near Fisherman’s Wharf. James Tuscini is present at a pre-scheduled event where he will present his personal preference for lasagna. We take you now to the patio at the Fior de Italia restaurant in San Francisco.

We see that the patio area is an easy view from the area surrounding the restaurant. From the patio to the roped off area where viewers are to remain behind the rope is about 5 feet so the fans up close to the barrier are blessed with a clear view. We notice James is wearing blue jeans, black athletic shoes, and a black pullover shirt.

Thank you all for joining me today. As you know I’m scheduled for a wrestling event in Fort Defiance, Arizona on Sunday, March 20th against Travis Nathaniel Andrews, or as he likes to call himself, T-N-A, but I will be addressing that match later during a televised segment. You may be asking why I flew back to San Francisco to present a cooking demonstration when I need to be in Arizona. The reason is that I scheduled this demonstration months ago. When I make a commitment or a promise I keep them. I will not stiff my fans when I can do this cooking presentation and still be in Fort Defiance, Arizona ahead of the event to get settled in and be ready for my match.

James looks over the crowd in attendance. He notices there are around 100 people to see him and he also notices the majority of the fans are women. Well that was expected as you have a young and very attractive James Tuscini you can see in person so of course the women would come out in overwhelming numbers. The rough estimate is that the women outnumber the men by a 5-to-1 margin. Some of the women are whistling at James while others are blowing kisses and cat calling. James asks them to please calm down as there’s enough of him for everyone. At that comment the women, taking that as a sexual reference, get louder in their appreciation for Tuscini.

Ladies, please, I need to present a cooking demonstration and I need you to calm down. I know the eye candy is nice but remember I’m not actively looking for a girlfriend at this time. One of my favorite foods is lasagna. Any of you also love lasagna?

At that question everyone in attendance yells out that they love lasagna.

The lasagna I’m preparing today is my mother’s recipe. It consists of store-bought items such as the lasagna noodles, sausage, and cheese. When it comes to the sauce, though, that’s my mother’s private recipe. Before she died she gave me possession of that recipe and she asked me never to share it with anyone until I was also on my death bed and then I chose who I pass it on to. So I cannot reveal to you the ingredients of the sauce but trust me it is heavenly. Also remember that I’m in no way representing the food prepared at the Fior de Italia restaurant. They were polite enough to allow me to use their patio for my demonstration and that’s the extent of the relationship. Before I go on with the cooking demonstration does anyone in attendance not know the history of this restaurant? Raise your hands if you want to know a quick history of the restaurant.

Nearly half the hands go up which means most of the people in attendance are probably not from San Francisco proper.

This restaurant, the Fior de Italia, is the oldest Italian restaurant in San Francisco. I don’t know if it is the oldest Italian restaurant in California but it probably is. It is the oldest Italian restaurant in the United States? Probably not but I’ll research that another time. The Fior de Italian restaurant was opened in 1886. This current location was not the original location of the restaurant. After the major earthquake and fire of 1906, and after relocating a few times, they settled on this location near Fisherman’s Wharf. Okay are you ready for my lasagna cooking demonstration?

The fans cheer loudly with most of the women in attendance again cat calling, whistling, and begging for James to give them a kiss. He again asks them to calm down.

Ladies, please, I have to ask you to keep your hormones in check. I know the view is sweet but you have to control yourselves. I’m gonna make this demonstration quick on how I prepare my family’s lasagna and then since I already have a pan of lasagna cooked we don’t have to wait to see the end result. The ingredients are, as I previously stated, simple store-bought items except for my mother’s special sauce. I can only tell you she started with fresh tomatoes that she processed them into a sauce herself, then she added a special mix of herbs and spices, and the rest is history. For me the item that truly makes our family’s lasagna special is the Italian sausage we use. No it isn’t imported from Italy or purchased from an Italian deli in town. We purchase it at the grocery store and it is simply called Sweet Italian Sausage. Their tagline is THE WAY SAUSAGE SHOULD BE and I have to agree. Hmmm, that would make a great tagline for me in my wrestling eh? THE WAY AN ITALIAN WRESTLER SHOULD BE.

James holds up a package of the Premio Sweet Italian Sausage so the crowd can see it and he then yells out.

Who wants some of my sweet Italian sausage?

The women in attendance, again mistaking Tuscini’s remark to be a sexual reference, squeal in excitement and some of them nearly pass out from being so excited.

Damn! You ladies need to pour some cold water over you to cool you off! Okay so the concept is simple just like any lasagna recipe you’ve done at home. You put a little sauce in the bottom of the pan. Next you layer some lasagna noodles. Add a mixture of ground sweet Italian sausage, sauce, and a mixture of ricotta and mozzarella cheese, and you are ready to repeat this process until you have the pan full of lasagna. You then top it off with the remaining sauce and cheese and then bake it in the oven for 40 minutes to an hour until it is the consistency of what you want. I suggest you check on it at the 40 minute mark and then you decide if you want to bake it longer. Let me get the already baked lasagna out for you can see if yourself.

James walks over to a warming oven where he removes a previously prepared and baked pan of lasagna. He cuts the lasagna into reasonable size pieces and then he placed one of the pieces on a plate. He holds it up in front of him while partaking in some of the lasagna and then describing to the crowd his experience.

Hmmmm! This is how lasagna should be. It should be firm enough to easily slide all the way in while at the same time soft enough to not be hard on the inside of your mouth. The way I make the lasagna the sauce is enough that when you place the lasagna in your mouth the sauce oozes out of the sides of your month and over your lips to dribble down your chin. It tastes so good that you cannot help but take your hand and wipe the dribbling sauce off your chin and back into your mouth to swallow the goodness. And, oh, the feeling you get when it slides down your throat!

At those comments by James some of the women in the crowd who were taking everything James said as a sexual reference pass out and collapse from their excitement. James shakes his head wondering how people can allow themselves to get so out of control and misinterpret everything he said. We watch as workers from the Fior de Italian restaurant rush out and help revive those who passed out.

I believe that’s enough cooking demonstration for today. If I were to continue we would have to get Paramedics here to revive all those who passed out from being over-excited and that’s not what I’m about. If you’re still in the area, and you have access to view my broadcast later concerning my match with Travis Nathaniel Andrews, it will be airing live from the lounge in the Fior de Italia restaurant in two hours.

Tuscini turns from the crowd and he walks into the Fior de Italia restaurant to get cleaned up and change his clothing.

*two hours later*

James is seated in the lounge next to the bar in the Fior de Italia restaurant. He changed his clothing from his previous attire due to getting some sauce, etc., spilled on them during the cooking demonstration. Now we see James is dressed in a clean pair of blue jeans, a white pullover shirt, and white athletic shoes. He is sitting in a large white over-stuffed chair in the lounge. The cameraman signals to James that they are on live broadcast.

I have to admit the lasagna cooking demonstration got a bit hotter than I anticipated. I know I’m Italian, and so handsome that other men have to hide their faces in shame, but those women at the cooking demonstration were overly excited in many ways. There are many men out there who would take advantage of women who want to throw themselves on you but I’m not like that. My mother taught me to treat everyone, especially women, nicely. That’s a good lead in for my overall comments for my opponent for March 20th who is none other than Travis Nathaniel Andrews, but as he likes to call himself, T-N-A. *sigh* There’s a lot I don’t know about Travis. But what I do know about him is what I found from what his Bio sheet states and what others in Sin City Wrestling have told me. Let me begin by talking about the information on his Bio sheet as that is what most people look at first before they talk to others for information.

James pulls out a manila folder that he opens and removes a printout of the Bio sheet of TNA.

First I would like to make a statement concerning the Climax Control card and the tagline comments listed for my match with TNA. Specifically it states:  “Traditionally the opening match is used to set the tempo for the entire show. To work the crowd up into a fever pitch with action and excitement that will extend throughout the entire night. Nowhere else will you find a man more likely to do that that Mister TNA himself, Travis Nathanial Andrews. With a look alone he can work a crowd into a fevered frenzy…” That’s an awesome thing for me and TNA to have for our match. I’ll promise you I’ll make this such an exciting match people will be talking about it for weeks or months. But, Travis, you have to remember something. Whipping the crowd into a frenzy doesn’t equate into whipping me. Next I wish to comment on what I think is wrong with a person who absolutely has to be called by a three word name. Obviously I don’t do that since I don’t have a middle name but even if I did there is no way I would demand to be called by my full three word name. I’ve never understood those who are so self-conscious, or short in some areas, that they felt by using their entire three word name would suddenly give some validation to an otherwise invalid personality. Travis Nathaniel Andrews eh? So you like to call yourself T-N-A eh? I will call you W-A-S which stands for Worthless As Shit. Now that I have that out of the way let’s talk about our families okay?

Tuscini flips the pages of the Bio sheet of TNA until he comes to the family history portion.

You state your father was a wrestler, and he made good money to support the family, but he was abusive to your family. Don’t get upset that I’m discussing this since it is public information on your Bio sheet. I contrast you in that my father was a hard-working man but he treated my mother and me with the utmost in love and respect. My father passed away from a sudden heart attack when I was just becoming a teenager. That was so hard on me and my mother. I was too young to work and mother had no skills to work outside of the home. She did what she could by taking in sewing jobs and washing of clothes to provide food for us and to pay the mortgage on the home. That’s where my mother’s brother, my Uncle Pinky, came in. He helped keep us in our home by supplementing my mother’s income so we wouldn’t lose the home. He promised to help us until I was old enough to work and he kept that promise. When I turned 16 I was able to work some part-time jobs after school. After my mother died in 2011 I decided to pay back Uncle Pinky for his kindness. Now we live together so that Uncle doesn’t have to stress that his small retirement check cannot pay all the bills. That’s what family is about Travis. Staying together, taking care of each other, watching each other’s back, but apparently you know none of that if what you state on your Bio sheet is true.

James browses through the information on the Bio sheet of Andrews until he finds the information he is looking for.

I noticed that you did the reasonable thing and that was to leave your abusive home and strike out on your own. You got into wrestling at an early age and I commend you for that accomplishment. You got into wrestling 6 years before I did since I didn’t get into the sport until I was 22 years of age. However I noticed something revealing in the information listed on your Bio sheet. Perhaps I’m misinterpreting what you were saying or you simply tend to rely on the past since you have nothing current to rely on? I don’t pretend to know the entire story but maybe when I explain what I’m reading, and how I’m interpreting it, maybe you can explain your side of the story. You seem to have tons of wrestling history in numerous wrestling federations which, by itself, could be considered relevant information. Well it could be relevant to someone who gives a shit about information that doesn’t mean a damn thing when it comes to what we are doing here in Sin City Wrestling. Didn’t you hear me talk about the fact that I have significant history in other wrestling federations? Weren’t you listening when I told everyone that what I did anywhere else is totally irrelevant to my being here in SCW? The only thing that matters to me, Travis, is what we’ve all done during our time in Sin City Wrestling. Would you like me to evaluate what you’ve done since you signed up with Sin City Wrestling? I know you don’t want me to talk about it because you feel the fans are so stupid that they won’t realize it on their own. I’m here to expose the fakes and you, my friend, are about to be exposed.

The Bartender walks over and he delivers a glass of red wine to James, Tuscini thanks the Bartender and he slips him a significant tip for his services and the Bartender returns to the bar. Tuscini sips the wine before placing the glass on a table next to the chair.

From what I’ve been able to gather from talking to others in Sin City Wrestling is that you signed up to work in SCW around January 2015. That means you’ve been working in this federation for a little over a year. Before I reveal additional information I found I would like to ask you several questions and I hope you would respond to your television set after I ask each question. So, Travis, you’ve been in Sin City Wrestling for around 14 months. Have you ever held the SCW World Heavyweight Title Belt? I don’t mean have you ever held it in your hands while someone else was the Champion. I’m asking you have you ever won the World Heavyweight Title? Have you ever won the Roulette Title? Have you ever won the Tag Team Title Belts here? Have you ever won the Internet Championship here in SCW? Let me pause for 30 seconds to let you answer the questions I just asked.

James looks at his watch and when the 30 seconds is up he returns to looking into the camera.

Travis here is what I assume just happened. The instant I started asking you what Title Belts you won here in Sin City Wrestling I’m sure you plugged your ears by putting your fingers in them and then you started screaming NEENER NEENER NEENER NO NO NO BLAH BLAH BLAH to try to drown out my questions. Since I’m live on television and you are not in the room with me, and I doubt that you will call me on my cell phone to talk to me on live television, let me tell the viewers what your answers to each of my questions were. TNA you have not won any title at any time during your tour of duty here in Sin City Wrestling. Didn’t you list 101 accomplishments and brag about all the Title Belts you had in all those other wrestling federations? I told you that prior history doesn’t mean shit here in SCW. What the hell have you done here? Nothing except to act like you’re better than everyone else. Now that I totally blew your ship out of the water I wish to go on to another topic that will show the fans other differences we have between us.

Tuscini flips through the Bio sheet once again and he stops on the page that has the information he was looking for.

Travis I don’t rely totally on what a person places on their Bio sheet because it only represents their opinions of how they look. I’ve talked with others in SCW to get more information and, surprisingly, everyone confirms that the information on your Bio sheet is pretty much how it is with you. I was told that you’re an arrogant jerk. I was told you think everyone is of a lower status than you and that you don’t like dealing with anyone you feel is beneath you. They also tell me that you feel your wrestling skills are so much better than everyone else. I assume the reason you have this jerk attitude is that your father was a jerk. If my father had been a jerk I would have done all in my power to ensure I never ended up being like him. Apparently that concept totally went in one ear and straight through your empty head and out the other ear without registering. I don’t like rich arrogant jerks like you Travis. I already mentioned earlier how tough it was to struggle to pay the mortgage, buy food, and wear somewhat decent clothing after my father died suddenly. I don’t know if you remember a song by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons called Rag Doll. It was about a man who was well off and he fell in love with a woman who happened to be from the poor side of town. All his so-called friends ridiculed him and insulted the girl by calling her a Rag Doll because her clothing was tattered because she was poor. The concept of the song is that although she was poor in the financial area she was one of the richest people with the love, desire, and dedication in her heart. The man in the song ignored his abusive friends and stayed with his Rag Doll girlfriend and they had a wonderful happy life together.

James picks up the wine glass and he drinks most of the remaining wine. The moment he removes the glass from his lips the Bartender is there to pour more wine into the glass. Again James thanks the Bartender and slips him another generous tip.

Why did I tell you that I hate spoiled rich people and about the song Rag Doll? Because after my father died we could barely afford to pay the mortgage. We could barely buy enough food for two meals a day. And the concept of wearing new clothing was out of the equation. I had to rely on clothing that was sewn and patched by my mother. Since I didn’t have any siblings I never had what a family calls hand-me-downs but we did get clothing donations from our friends and neighbors. I guess the term would still be hand-me-downs but rarely did we receive clothing that didn’t have rips, tears, holes, or stains on them, that my mother needed to repair for me to go to school. I heard the taunts of Rag Doll and many other derogatory terms daily for many years due to our situation. Most of those taunts came from those like you who were born into money, had all the nice clothing they wanted, all the food to eat, and they felt they were better than me. I can tell you this Travis that after I graduated from High School I worked hard and then worked harder when I went into wrestling and I’m doing fantastic now. And, yes, I’ve looked up most of those spoiled rich kids who taunted me back then and I’m here to tell you that most of them are either broke, have a horrible marriage, have abusive kids who treat them like shit, they are drug addicts, or a combination of all the above. I’m the successful one from my neighborhood and not them.

James again raises the wine glass to his lips. He sips some wine and savors it. He does this several times until the glass is nearly empty. Again the Bartender walks over to offer more wine to James but Tuscini declines this time but still he thanks the Bartender with a generous tip.

What you need to know about me is that I’m nice, kind, and generous to everyone. Well with the exception of people who act like a jerk to me or insult me or my family. I treat a Janitor with the same level of respect I treat the CEO of a company. Nobody deserves to be treated like crap just because their social or economic situation isn’t up to the standards of the person delivering the abuse. Apparently, Travis, you’ve failed to learn that concept over your years because you are a spoiled brat punk and what you need is someone like me to beat some sense into you. For damn sure I’m not worried about you defeating me in our match as your history in Sin City Wrestling speaks for itself. Welcome to the office of Doctor James Tuscini, Proctologist, where I gladly ream you a new asshole free of charge. Maybe when I rip you a new asshole and you can easily evacuate all the hatred and stupidity out of your insides, you will change for the better. I promise to blow you so far out of the water that they will need the Hubble Space Telescope to find out where you went. If that doesn’t help you improve your attitude then I guess nothing will.

James stands up and walks out of the lounge. He walks through the Fior de Italia restaurant and stops by the front door of the restaurant.

Before I hop into a cab and head home I wish to make a comment to Steve Ramone. You know what Steve you’re a jerk but you already know that. You had the nerve to explain that the reason you interfered in Joshua Acquin’s match was to distract him into losing because although you defeated him for the Roulette Title he wasn’t the Champion at the time. Then you got even more smart ass to state that you’re relatively sure Joshua Acquin won’t be your next challenger for the Roulette Title. Watch your back Steve because it could be me as your next challenger for the Roulette Championship.

After James renders the comments in the direction of Steve Ramone he steps out the front door into the main street. The instant he steps out of the restaurant the women who were sexually aroused early apparently haven’t cooled off yet and they start cat calling, hooting, whistling, and grabbing at James. He spies a cab and quickly gets into it. He asks them to drive to the San Francisco International Airport even though he doesn’t have a flight to catch. He explains to the driver he knows these hormone fueled women will follow in other vehicles so he hopes the long drive down to the airport will distract them. Then they can lose them inside the airport parking areas and once the women are distracted and lost James will change cabs to a different one to return home so that the women won’t find out where he and Uncle Pinky live.

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Character Building Roleplays / Veni, vidi, vici

« on: February 29, 2016, 12:25:59 PM »

 OOC:  Just wanted to toss this out there to let people know how James Tuscini is feeling about being here in SCW and to provide a little more background information on his family.


The television screen is black but we hear someone speaking as the audio portion of the broadcast is working. We recognize the voice as that of James Tuscini of Sin City Wrestling.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Veni, vidi, vici. Latin for I came, I saw, I conquered.

The Network fires up the video portion of this broadcast so in addition to hearing the voice of James “Guido” Tuscini so we also see his image. The camera quickly pans around the room and we can tell it is a house with old furniture before stopping on James Tuscini. Today we see James dressed in black trousers and a black pullover shirt.

JAMES TUSCINI:  The phrase veni, vidi, vici, is often attributed to Julius Caesar but more likely someone else said it first and he used it for his benefit as I use it now for mine. Matt Spears and Chris Burden were both a bit more efficient in the wrestling ring than I expected. Both were pathetic compared to me but still they showed a slight bit of promise. Using the Latin phrase that I opened my segment with I will state that I came to Sin City Wrestling, I saw I was booked for a Triple Threat match, and I conquered my opponents. Yeah it really is that simple.

James asks the cameraman to pan around the house to show the old, possibly antique, furniture.

JAMES TUSCINI:  I’m at my Uncle Pinky’s home in San Francisco. I would like to give you some background on why I live with my Uncle. I told you before the only surviving relative I have on my mother’s side of the family is Uncle Pinky her brother. All the relatives on my father’s side of the family are deceased. Grandma and Grandpa are deceased. The other siblings of my mother are deceased. When my mother passed away in 2011 I decided to pool resources with my Uncle. I figured with Uncle Pinky’s small retirement check, and my income from wrestling, we could pay the bills and have lots of money left over. The furniture you see here is mostly from my mother’s home. Some of this furniture was brought over from Sicily when her parents immigrated to the United States. It’s nice to live in a home with classic, and possibly antique, furniture.

Tuscini’s cell phone rings and James, being an open and honest person, places the call on speaker so that everyone can hear both sides of the conversation.

UNCLE PINKY:  James! It’s your Uncle Pinky!

JAMES TUSCINI:  I know it is you Uncle as your phone number and Caller ID shows up on my phone. I was wondering where you were because when I flew back to San Francisco you weren’t home. What did you call me about Uncle? Didn’t you realize I’m in the middle of airing a segment for Sin City Wrestling? It’s okay because I want to allow the fans to hear this conversation as it should be quite amusing.

UNCLE PINKY:  Oops! I didn’t know as I’m not watching television right now. I’m hanging out with my Italian Mafia friends at the bar and we’re planning our next hit. I did watch your match on Climax Control on Sunday night and I wanted to congratulate you on an awesome win.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Oh? So you’re not gonna sit there and call me a disgrace to the family because, as you like to put it, I work in a fake job? Wrestling isn’t fake Uncle. I earned that win. All three of us got tossed around the ring, and outside the ring, and we all got hit with some hard blows. Nothing fake about that eh?

UNCLE PINKY:  Okay. Sorry. I’ll try to back off on you for now anyway.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Uncle I don’t want to air out the dirty laundry of our family but I feel the fans are entitled to know what’s really going on here.

UNCLE PINKY:  Such as?

JAMES TUSCINI:  Please stop me any time you feel I’m not telling the truth okay? When you were young you knew Bruno Sammartino the wrestler. He wanted to train you to bring you into the American Wrestling Association. Bruno tried to help you understand how to wrestle professionally but you just never got the hang of it so you had to walk away from professional wrestling. Am I being honest so far?

UNCLE PINKY:  Yes.

JAMES TUSCINI:  You walked away from professional wrestling but being an uneducated Italian in San Francisco you had a hard time getting a job. The two jobs that would accept you was as a garbage man or a door man. You selected door man at the Mark Hopkins Hotel in San Francisco because you didn’t want to be covered in trash and slop all day long. Am I right so far?

UNCLE PINKY:  Yes.

JAMES TUSCINI:  You did an honest job, for an honest paycheck, and you served the residents of the Mark Hopkins Hotel with style and respect. It just happened that there came a time where having a door man wasn’t required any longer due to the creation of doors that opened automatically. Technology has a way of pushing people out of their jobs. But at least they were nice to give you a small retirement check for the rest of your life. Am I doing honestly thus far?

UNCLE PINKY:  Yes James.

JAMES TUSCINI:  All I ask of you, as my only surviving relative, is to please respect me for my mother’s sake, your sister’s sake, and support me in my wrestling career. Deal?

UNCLE PINKY:  Deal but under one condition. You have to support me in my job being associated with the Italian Mafia in San Francisco. Deal?

JAMES TUSCINI:  *sigh* Okay if that’s what it takes to have an agreement between us then it is a deal. Just don’t keep asking me to join the fictitious Italian Mafia with you because I’m happy wrestling. I have to get back to my segment. Good Bye!

James ends his call with his Uncle Pinky.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Now that the interruptions are over I can get to the real reason I’m in front of the camera. I won my Triple Threat Match against Matt Spears and Chris Burden. Am I going to stand here and brag about my win, claim that I’m the best wrestler ever to grace Sin City Wrestling, and claim that I am never going to lose a match? No I can’t do that and neither can anyone else in SCW. Any wrestler who makes the claim that they will never lose a match has already lost. Everyone loses eventually. It could be due to you making a mistake. It could be due to an illness or injury. It could be due to your opponent cheating or a bad call by the Referee. It doesn’t matter if any of those things happen to cause you to lose as it still counts as a loss. I know that my win in that Triple Threat match caught the attention of many here in the Federation. I know that in upcoming matches I will continue to be assigned to tougher and more demanding matches and tougher and more demanding opponents. My job isn’t to brag about my win. My job is to ensure I’m always ready for any match, any rules, any stipulations, against any opponent. Thank you for joining me today. I appreciate the opportunity to let you know how I feel.

James motions that his segment is done and the Network cuts the feet and puts up a commercial.

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Climax Control Archives / I'm Ready for Anything

« on: February 25, 2016, 09:08:40 PM »

 The scene opens backstage at the Coussoulis Arena in San Bernardino, California, where we see James Tuscini walking down the hallways. He is dressed in blue jeans, a pullover shirt in the Italian flag colors, and black athletic shoes. As James walks down the hallways we see the dressing rooms where the wrestlers are assigned and we see the staff of the Arena has decorated the hallways with nice chairs, couches, and lots of potted plants. James is apparently looking for something specific as we see him looking from side to side as he travels along. When the cameraman steps up and points his camera at James he stops to look into the camera to make comments.

What do you see? You see me, James Tuscini, standing by myself, without an interviewer shoving a microphone in my face. You don’t see a Manager, Valet, or cheerleading squad following me around kissing my ass and stroking my ego. You don’t see me in a Stable where I have to ensure my Stable-mates are always standing next to me to help me feel important. Why do you see that from others in Sin City Wrestling but you don’t see it from me? Because I'm my own man that’s why. I don’t need an interviewer to ask me questions to make me successful and popular. I don’t need a Manager to direct me as I’ve always handled my own career. I’m not gonna pay a Manager to claim they’re making me successful when I’m doing the heavy lifting. Usually those who have a Manager, Valet, or cheerleading squad on their team, have them because they can’t get it done on their own and they need to have people hanging around to build them up. That’s a sure sign they’re trying to make up a shortage in a particular department by having extra personnel around for support. I’m full-blooded Sicilian Italian and I assure you I’m not short in any department. I will admit I have a big ego and I have so much testosterone that when I walk by a group of women they immediately sprout beards. Just so you know that last comment doesn’t apply to Italian women as most of them already have enough facial hair to go around.

Tuscini starts to walk the hallways again and the cameraman keep his up with him. James stops in front of the entrance area where the wrestlers will be making their entrance for their matches.

I’m one of the newest members in Sin City Wrestling and I wish to thank Management for taking action on the suggestions of a few of the current wrestlers on the Roster to consider me for employment. I wasn’t actively looking for another wrestling federation to work in. It just happened that some of the wrestlers here who knew me from other federations took it on their own to contact Management about me. When the offer came in, and I realized that the level of talent here was better than the wrestling federation I was in, I accepted the offer. That’s the benefit of having served out your current contract which puts you into a free agent situation where you have the ability to stay or leave for a better offer. I feel accepted and appreciated here. I found out a short time ago that I’m scheduled to perform in a Triple Threat match this Sunday evening. Before you Oooooo and Ahhhhh that I’m in a multi-wrestler match and you think that puts me at a disadvantage let me stop your questions and doubts about me in this match.

Tuscini takes off down the hallway again. He continues to look left and right at the dressing room doors until he comes to the dressing room of Matt Spears where he stops in front of the door.

Matt I don’t know much about you except what the other wrestlers are willing to tell me about you. I saw your Bio but I don’t believe everything wrestlers state on their Bio because all that presents to others is their personal opinions of their talent. It doesn’t reflect how they really think about how they fit in, or don’t fit in, with the other wrestlers and the federation. You also know nothing about me except what’s on my Bio Sheet but I assure you I didn’t lie on mine. What I gleaned from your Bio Sheet, and talking to other wrestlers, is that you appear to have a very low opinion of yourself. You seem to present yourself as being doubtful of your wrestling abilities. Any wrestler who doubts their abilities has already lost before the match has started. I’m always positive going into a match. You never hear me talk about not being happy with myself, or doubting my wrestling abilities, or questioning why I’m in the sport of wrestling. I go into every match with the intent to win. Now, Matt, please remember something as we go into our match. You’ve stated that you love to break the rules to try to get a win. If that’s what you want to do in our match please feel free to do so. I could care less if you violate the rules and get disqualified. A win by disqualification is still a win in the record books for me.

James turns and he is about to walk down the hallway again but he quickly stops and walks up to the dressing room door of Matt Spears.

Matt since you’re so damn unsure of yourself, and you tend to jump in fear of your own shadow, let me leave you with this.

Tuscini raises his fist and pounds on the door of Matt Spears’ dressing room.

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* I’m sure you’re in there Matt! Come out if you want to get it on now! What’s the matter punk? You chicken?

James stands there for about a minute waiting for a response but there is none.

Just what I expected. All talk and no action.

James turns and heads off down the hallway to look for the dressing room of Chris Burden. As he’s walking he passes other Sin City Wrestling wrestlers. Some ignore him and others send a welcome and a wave his way. One of the women wrestlers passes by and as James gives her a second look he ends up bumping into the big guy Casey Williams.

Why don’t you watch where the hell you’re going?

Excuse me Casey but we both bumped into each other so we’re both at fault and both of us should apologize.

I’m not gonna apologize to you. By the way what the hell are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be hanging out with those Jersey Shore rejects and pounding Snookie?

Under normal circumstances that would be enough for me to pound the person making the comment but I’m gonna go easy on you. I’m here because I’m assigned to a Triple Threat match on Sunday evening. If you want to get it on with me why don’t you talk to Management and have them schedule us for a match?

Be careful what you ask for as you might just get it.

That’s what I’m hoping for. To get you in the ring to show you I’m the boss of you.

Casey shoves James out of the way and he continues down the hallway with Tuscini standing there shaking his head over how people can be so inconsiderate. James turns to continue his long walk down the hallways where he finally comes to the dressing room of Chris Burden.

Holy crap Chris! I’ve heard of wrestlers getting the leftovers of dressing rooms to where I classify their dressing room as the Janitor’s Closet but I think your dressing room assignment sunk lower than that. I mean, come on, your dressing room is so far away from the other dressing rooms that if it was any farther away it would be out where the port-a-potties for the fans are located. I’m new here but at least I received a plush dressing room close to the rest of the Roster and close to the entrance area.

James bursts out laughing and then he recovers so he can continue with his comments.

So you’re Chris Burden eh? From what I’ve heard from talking to wrestlers who have seen you around, you apparently have about as much wrestling ability as a legless frog, and you drink to excess. That’s okay with me. If you want to flop around the ring, like a drunken legless frog, go for it. I’ve been told that you also like to break the rules to get a cheap win. As I told Matt please feel free to break the rules if you want. If you get disqualified, which would likely happen, then I’ll gladly take a win by disqualification. I would beat on your dressing room door, like I did to Matt Spears, to spook you like I did him, but you may have been watching when I did that to him so you would be prepared. Oh well I’ll wait until our match to show you what else I have available  to scare the piss out of you.

James turns and makes the extremely long walk from Chris Burden’s way-out-in-the-back-of-the-arena dressing room and it seems like it takes forever for him to arrive at his own dressing room. Once there he invites the cameraman to join him so everyone can see the level of dressing room assigned to him. As the cameraman enters we see a plush dressing room with a red, white, and green theme like the Italian national colors. James sits down on the chair next to the couch and the cameraman sets up his camera to get a shot of James. Once the camera is set up Tuscini asks the cameraman to pull up a chair and take a seat. The cameraman sits near his camera so he can glimpse the shot now and then to make adjustments if necessary.

As everyone can see I have a very nice dressing room considering I’m a new guy in the house. I’m not sure what Chris and Matt have in their dressing rooms but I can use my imagination. I venture a guess that with you, Matt, being afraid of the dark and your shadow that your dressing room came equipped with very bright lights facing in every direction to eliminate shadows. I’m sure they gave you a clear plastic shower curtain so you wouldn’t get paranoid wondering who is on the other side of an opaque one. We wouldn’t want to see you freak out in a shower scene from the movie Psycho would we? Then what about you Chris? Probably the reason they put you out near the port-a-potties is that they figured since you’re drink to excess that you’re probably gonna be puking a lot. Having a dressing room without an inside bathroom requires you to run outside the use the port-a-potties to empty your stomach before crawling back inside your bottle of booze.

James again has to stop to let out a hearty laugh.

We are going to perform in San Bernardino, California. One of you is from Canada and the other is from Chicago so both of you are far away from home. Although I’m a Northern California boy, and being in Southern California leaves a bad taste in my mouth, at least I’m still in my home State. The only good part is that San Bernardino is half way between Los Angeles and Palm Springs in what they call the Inland Empire. Far enough away from Los Angeles to not have to deal with the crazy people over there and far enough away from Palm Springs to not have to deal with the snobs there.

James stands up and he walks behind the chair to stand behind it. The cameraman adjusts the camera angle to ensure he maintains a clear shot of Tuscini.

Boys, yes I will call you two boys as the term men doesn’t seem to be appropriate in your case, you need to be ready for some damn tough wrestling. Without a doubt if this match comes down to only wrestling skills and our abilities in the wrestling ring I will win easily. We’ve already discussed that if the two of you want to violate the rules I will gladly accept when the Referee disqualifies you and I win the match. I would rather win by submission or pinfall but I’ll take the win however it legally comes to me. However, should the two of you cheat your asses off, and if the Referee fails to do their job by issuing disqualifications, then all hell is gonna break loose and you two will be on the receiving end. If the Referee allows you two to continue to break the rules without punishment then they’re not gonna punish me for returning the favor. I prefer to do this match legally but I’m more than able to mix it up any way you want to and still come out with the win.

Tuscini motions to the cameraman to follow him to the dressing room door. Once at the door James makes his closing comments.

I know you two want to win. Wanting a win and actually accomplishing it are entirely different concepts. Where you two doubt your ability to win a wrestling match I ooze confidence in my abilities in the wrestling ring. Where you two feel the need to run scared and cheat I feel the need to obey the rules and beat the cheating nonsense out of you. When my hand is raised in victory don’t be upset. Instead of getting mad that I defeated you accept it and learn from your mistakes. You really don’t have a choice as I will have my hand raised in victory and there’s nothing you can do to stop that from happening. You two aren’t sure of your abilities in the ring but I’m very sure what I am capable of. In fact I’m so sure of myself that the company Helen Of Troy, Limited, the makers of Sure personal hygiene products, has decided to make a new Sure fragrance in honor of me. They will call it “Guido” and it is a combination of Sandalwood and Olive Oil. Trust me that it will make you smell so good people will want to eat you.

James motions like he’s putting on the Sure “Guido” product. He sniffs the air and lets out a contented sigh of approval.

Guys, well how about that I promoted you from boys to guys, considering how badly I plan on beating down you two I would like to ask the Network to post a sound byte for you to listen to that depicts what you two will be screaming as I beat you down.

http://vid772.photobucket.com/albums/yy3/a...zpszml7xjze.mp4

The Network presents the sound byte for the viewers to hear. When the sound byte is done Tuscini smiles and then he opens the dressing room door. He thanks the cameraman for his time to air his segment. The cameraman thanks James for the kind words.

Matt, Chris, you know the saying that goes “Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out” right? My version of it is “I will slam the door hard into your asses on your way out after I defeat you!”After you lose to me if you want to ask Management for another match with me please do so. I’m up for a match at any time, with any rules, in any location, under any circumstances, and against any wrestler.

James pretends that Spears and Burden are standing in the doorway facing the hallway as he slams the door shut.

The scene ends and the Network cuts to a commercial break.

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Character Building Roleplays / This Is Who I Am

« on: February 17, 2016, 11:57:48 AM »

 The cameras are rolling and we see backstage reporter Scott Oliver, also known as "Stoner" standing outside the dressing room of the newest member of Sin City Wrestling James "Guido" Tuscini. The hallway is blocked off at the nearest intersections and there are many fans hanging out behind the barricade to get a glimpse of Tuscini. We don't have to wait long before the dressing room door opens and James Tuscini steps out to stand next to Scott Oliver for his first interview in SCW.

SCOTT OLIVER:  Welcome to Sin City Wrestling James. The fans would like to know who you are and what you are about.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Aren't you the one who has the nickname "Stoner?"

SCOTT OLIVER:  Yep! That's me!

JAMES TUSCINI:  Here I am a clean-living guy and I have to be interviewed by a stoner? Geez!

SCOTT OLIVER:  And I have to stand here and interview someone with the nickname "Guido?"

JAMES TUSCINI:  I will explain that nickname later. What do you and the fans want to know about me?

SCOTT OLIVER:  We already know you are 32 years old and you come from San Francisco, California. We know you've been in wrestling for a good part of your life but we don't know what Wrestling Federations you've been involved in or what Titles, if any, you've held. Do you care to give us some information on that?

JAMES TUSCINI:  I made it clear on my Bio Sheet, which was made public to everyone, that whatever accomplishments I have in other Wrestling Federations has no bearing on my current assignment in Sin City Wrestling. I know a lot of wrestlers transfer from one Federation to another and they bring all their past accomplishments with them. I could care less if someone won every Title Belt in some other Federation if they're not accomplishing anything here in SCW. If they haven't accomplished anything here then whatever they've accomplished in the past is useless information. The only thing you and the fans need to know is what I accomplish here in Sin City Wrestling. That means you need to pay attention and watch what I accomplish here.

SCOTT OLIVER:  Okay so what are your goals to accomplish here in SCW?

JAMES TUSCINI:  I've built my wrestling career on always performing to the best of my abilities. I hate watching' wrestlers with great wrestling talent give weak performances just so they can collect a paycheck. I also hate wrestlers who have pathetic wrestling talent trying to make it look like they are one of the best in the business. If you suck, you suck, and you need to come to grips with that fact and accept it. Both make me want to puke. I always give my best effort and whether I win or lose a wrestling match always know I'm here to have fun and enjoy what I do best and that is performing in the wrestling ring.

SCOTT OLIVER:  What's this thing with your Uncle, I believe you mentioned his name is Pinky, who also lives in San Francisco, claiming he's a member of the Italian Mafia and he keeps asking you to join the Italian Mafia with him?

JAMES TUSCINI:  Way back in the day when I was a little boy my Uncle Pinky worked as a Door Man at the Mark Hopkins Hotel in San Francisco. He felt degraded having to do menial work, for Minimum Wage, so he created this fantasy world where he believes he's a member of the Italian Mafia. He claims to have done hits for the Italian Mafia in San Francisco but he's not telling the truth. Uncle Pinky has so much trouble killing a fly or a cockroach in his home that I know he could never pull off killing another human. Since Uncle Pinky had issues with doing a basic labor job as a Door Man he thinks I'm doing our family an insult by having a career in wrestling. My Uncle calls me "Guido" which is our family term for a lower class of Italian, a working-class Italian, who is unable to find a better line of work. Tha's what they used to call my Uncle Pinky when he was a Door Man and that's why he made up his Italian Mafia stories. He's actually told me that wrestling is faked and that we're just like actors in a movie who pretend to do things. I keep telling him we're athletes who have to be in great shape as we perform some hellacious maneuvers that would hurt those who are not well trained. Even with this mindset Uncle Pinky actively watches wrestling and his favorite wrestler of all time was Bruno Sammartino, an Italian wrestler, who used to be in American Wrestling Association which operated in the San Francisco area for many decades. Secretly Uncle Pinky roots for me when I wrestle and he really gets into wrestling so that's why I named my primary Finisher the Mafia Hit to stroke my Uncle's ego a bit.

SCOTT OLIVER:  Oh man that's some funny stuff. So to recap what you've said you're here in Sin City Wrestling to perform as a wrestler, in any type of match, against anyone they send your way, and your concept is to perform to the best of your abilities and to have fun and that you are not obsessing about trying to win Title Belts. Is that correct?

JAMES TUSCINI:  Yes you got it right Scott.

SCOTT OLIVER:  And you have an Uncle who had a career of menial labor so he created this persona that he's really a hit man in the Italian Mafia, he tells you wrestling is fake, but he loves watching wrestling, and he thinks you are a common working class Italian doing menial labor for wanting to be a wrestler instead of a Door Man or pretending to be a Mafia hit man like him?

JAMES TUSCINI:  Yep.

SCOTT OLIVER:  What about the rest of your family or is that too private that you may want to answer?

JAMES TUSCINI:  I'll answer as I've nothing to hide. My mother passed away in July 2011 and she had Alzheimer's which is a terrible thing. She didn't recognize the rest of the family any longer. Her real given name on her Birth Certificate was Italia del Ferrando but she was teased as a kid going to school in San Francisco so she chose Geraldine as her first name. She also didn't like her family much for treating her like a slave girl so she adopted her step-father's last name of Jackson. Father died many years previously. I'm the only child of my parents and all of my mother's brothers are deceased except for Uncle Pinky. I can't help but laugh that my Uncle's given name is Pinky del Ferrando. Sure does sound like an Italian Mafia name eh? I'm not married and I don't have a girlfriend.

When the single women in the crowd hear that James Tuscini isn't married they start cheering, cat calling, and whistling at him.

JAMES TUSCINI:  Tone it down ladies! I'm single but I'm not after having a bunch of groupies stalking me. When the time comes for me to find a nice woman to hang out with I will be the one to make that selection. To continue I also don't own a pet since I travel in my wrestling career and I don't want stress a pet out with the travel requirements. Leaving my pet at home to have Uncle Pinky take care of him wouldn't work either.

SCOTT OLIVER:  Thanks James. That was nice of you to answer a question like that. Now I wish to ask you some tough questions. You are not going all-out to win Title Belts. You said you are not here to try to get into feuds with other wrestlers. You just want to have fun doing what you do the best and that is wrestling. But you know there are always people in every wrestling federation who feel the need to pick on others, to insult them, to demean them, to make jokes about them. You realize that with you being Italian that's likely to bring up some crude comments and jokes. So when that happens what do you plan to do about it?

JAMES TUSCINI:  Great question Scott. If someone wants to insult me by claiming I'm a reject from the Jersey Shore television show, or if they want to make fun of my family members for wishing they really were in the Italian Mafia, and if they want to hurl insults my way, make fun of me, and worse if they want to get physical with me outside of a wrestling match then they need to take heed of some of the lyrics from my entrance music, Face Fisted by Dethklok and let me recite some of them for you.

SCOTT OLIVER:  Please do.

JAMES TUSCINI:  I chose Face Fisted by Dethklok due to the following lyrics which depict that I'm the type of guy who, if you mess with me, you will get back double what you give to me. Lyrics such as:  SO STRONG IS MY FACE YOU PUNCH BREAK FINGERS, KICK ME YOU'RE LIMPING, STAB ME YOU'RE BLEEDING, I'M STRONG, YOU'RE NOT for example. Then you have the lyrics:  I'M MAKING TIME FOR FIGHTING, I'M CLEARING TIME FOR HITTING, WE'LL MEET AND I WILL BEAT YOU is another. Skipping the cursing part of the song we go into the following lyrics:  YOU THINK YOU ARE SO TOUGH, YOU'RE LIVING BLUFF, I WILL PUT YOU DOWN, I WILL MAKE YOU DROWN, I WILL MAKE YOU BLEED, I CANNOT FEEL PAIN, I AM VICTORY, I WRITE HISTORY, FEEL MY FIST ON YOUR FACE, YOU HATE THIS, I FEEL GREAT really tells how I will get revenge on those who attack me. So, Scott, to put is as plainly as I can I'm not here to start fights. I'm not here to start feuds. I'm not here to hurt anyone. I'm not here to talk in Italian or with an Italian accent as I was born and grew up in San Francisco so I speak clear California English. I'm here to wrestle in the matches Management assigns me and I'm here to have fun. Anyone who feels the need to attack me, or have people attack me during a match to obtain a cheap win, will feel my wrath and they won't like what they feel.

SCOTT OLIVER:  Well you sure put it out there for everyone to hear. Thank you for your time to hold this interview with me. This is "Stoner" Scott Oliver saying welcome to James Tuscini to Sin City Wrestling.

The interview is over and James Tuscini turns and walks to his dressing room where he enters and then closes the door behind him. Once the door is closed the cameraman cuts his feed.

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