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Climax Control Archives / “Five Years in the Making.”
« on: March 09, 2021, 08:41:08 PM »
(Keira was used with her handler’s permission)

Things had been quiet for Jessie since her win over Courtney Pierce at the beginning of the Supercard Cycle, at least from an in ring standpoint because outside of the ring? Jessie has been a busy woman! Char Kwan began targeting her after the match against Courtney because in Char’s eyes, Jessie had cost her the match against Evie Jordan and the two women had been going back and forth ever since.

So, what else did Jessie have in mind? Well, whilst all that was going on, Mark Ward decided to award Jessie with a World Bombshell Championship shot against the winner of the match between Keira Fisher and Christina Rose, Christina would end up winning that encounter in a match that literally came down to the last second and their match was scheduled for the last Climax Control before Blaze of Glory.

For now, Jessie and Christina’s matches at Blaze of Glory were set in stone, Jessie had challenged Char to a Falls Count Anywhere Match at the show and Christina was embroiled in a nasty feud with Amber Ryan for the title but if Jessie won tonight then that could change everything, can Jessie finally fulfil her four year long quest to become a World Bombshell Champion and beat Christina Rose for the title? And what would the title change mean for Blaze of Glory?

Backstage at Climax Control 293, Las Vegas, Nevada
Sunday the 21st of February 2021, 23:00pm

It’s been a hell of a match so far.

There u was standing by the curtain watching the action unfold, I had already told the production crew to have my theme ready to play once the match was over (and cleared it with the bosses) and now it was just a matter of waiting.

Well, we literally couldn’t wait any longer because the clock was ticking down faster than anyone expected, including the participants in the match.

“What the hell is with the timekeeping for this match?!” I wondered out loud as I watched the match enter its final minute, somehow, I doubted that the bosses would let this go to a time limit draw and was anticipating seeing either Mark or Christian walking towards the entrance ramp any second now, however if they were on their way over it would end up being for naught.

“THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AT 19:59 SECONDS AND STILL SCW WORLD BOMBSHELL CHAMPION, CHRISTINA ROSE!” Justin’s announcements could usually be heard from space so I could hear it clear as day from my position and sure enough, the first few seconds of Meganerd were interrupted by “Unsainted” and I made my way out to the top of the entrance ramp to deliver my message to the retaining champ.

*ten minutes later*

By now most of the roster had left or, in my case, gathering up all the shit I needed, and, in this case, it included a copy of the contract I signed with Mark earlier, don’t get me wrong, there’s no bullshit attached, and I sent a copy to my lawyer who confirmed that it was legit, but it was still good to have a copy on hand.

Just as I finished gathering up my stuff the door opened, and I looked up. “Tough luck out there.” I commented once I saw Keira standing across from me. “I reckon you would’ve had her beat with another ten minutes.”

“It was a close one, tough to stay concentrated when the match is literally down to the final minute.” Keira nodded in agreement before she closed the door behind her. “Still, there’s one thing that’s been eating at me, between how quickly time seemed to pass and your appearance at the end, it seemed like you had a hand in that.”

“What? Do you think I can control time or some shit? I know you’re a super hero and all Keira but come on!” I scoffed as I walked up to the blonde woman. “I was hanging around the door to the entrance ramp from the moment you and Keira were in the ring following your entrances and I was just as surprised as you are about how quickly the time flew by.” I added and Keira paused before nodding.

“That’s good enough for me.” Keira responded before frowning. “Only now it falls to you to prevent Amber from challenging for the World Bombshell Championship.”

“No offence Keira but I’ll be looking out for my own interests come match time.” I responded as I shook my head. “I’ve been trying to win this damn title since 2017 and now that you’ve had your time in the sun with that title, I think it’s my turn! And if I keep Amber out of the World Bombshell Title picture then it’s nothing but a happy coincidence.”

“That’s fine, I thought that’d be your response anyway.” Keira nodded in understanding as she moved to the side. “But even if you win, Amber could still be the challenger, it will just mean that she’ll challenge you instead of Christina.”

“And her team’s still in the Blast from the Past Tournament, in fact many think that Amber and Despayre are the favourites to win.” I pointed out and Keira nodded in agreement. “Personally? My money’s on Myra and Mac, Mac was undefeated before he left, and Myra’s had the Internet Title in a vice like grip.”

“I agree. It’s either Amber and Despayre or Mac and Myra that I can see winning, preferably Myra’s team.” Keira nodded in agreement before she motioned to the door. “I think we’d better get going.”

“Agreed.” I nodded before I followed Keira out of the building, Jake and Shane were already waiting for me in the parking lot, so it wasn’t long before we were off home.

Jessie’s home, Las Vegas, Nevada
Tuesday the 9th of March, 18:00pm

It’s been a busy couple of weeks since Christina’s last title match.

My title match against Christina is set in stone, don’t let the card preview fool you because I wouldn’t have been so willing to sign it otherwise, but I’ve had my attention diverted two ways since the cycle started, on top of my upcoming World Bombshell Title Match Char Kwan has been a thorn in my side because I, and I quote, cost her the match against Evie Jordan which she claims she would’ve won otherwise.

Let me put it this way, one’s a failed Mixed Tag Team Wrestler trying to make it as a singles star and the other’s Evie Jordan.

“Great, Kreator’s headlining Bloodstock and it might be the one year I can’t attend, fucking COVID-19.” I grumbled under my breath as I read the announcement from Bloodstock this morning, off course there was other stuff to it like the band dropouts and the additions but that was the last thing on my mind, the first thing, well take a guess! “I can’t focus on that though, my match with Christina takes priority.”

“Are you developing psychic powers by any chance Jessie?” Shane asked as he walked into the kitchen and sure enough, Keira was behind him. “Because Keira just showed up to help you train.”

“Off course she did,” I responded with a grin before I stood up to greet Keira, I had heard the doorbell going off, but I just assumed that it was the mailman. “I’m not sure if I really need this Keira, I’ve beaten Christina before.” I said as I walked up to her and Keira shook her head.

“You beat her when she wasn’t champion, not when she was a champion, or do I need to remind you off your first match against her?” Keira pointed out and as much as I hated to admit it, she was right, and I lead her down to the home gym. “Besides, Christina’s a lot more focussed thanks to the feud with Amber and as good as you are, you need all the help you can get.” Keira added before we entered the ring.

“Maybe, but I’ve changed a lot since that first title match as well.” I pointed out as we started sparring in the ring. “Ironically, with a little help from Sin.”

“At least that saga was good for something.” Keira responded with an annoyed sigh as we continued to spar, and the boys watched on. “There is one question though, are you prepared for Char trying to cost you the match?”

“I’m fucking expecting it at this point.” I responded with a scoff as we exchanged holds, once I was out of that hold I continued. “She’s talented enough to be a decent challenge come Blaze of Glory but on the other hand? She’s delusional enough to think that she could’ve beaten Evie in that Street Fight, meaning that she’s that much more dangerous! Then again, I’m not sure if that’s Super Nintendo Chalmers feeding bullshit to her or not.”

“Wouldn’t be surprised if it was, and that nickname for her manager still makes me and Roxi chuckle.” Keira admitted before she called for a break and I backed away from her. “Even so, I won the World Bombshell Championship after years of trying last year, maybe this will be your year.”

“Maybe.” I nodded in agreement as I did some shadow boxing to warm up. “And if I win the title on Sunday, then how will that effect the Supercard? Wouldn’t be the first time my title win changed the bosses plans.”

“That was your third Roulette Title win, right?” Keira asked when she realized what I was talking about and I shrugged, honestly? They’ve kinda blurred together right now with the only exception being my most recent one for obvious reasons. “Or was that your second?”

“Do I look like Mercedes Vargas? I’m not SCW’s historian!” I pointed out and Keira chuckled in response. “I’d ask her, but I think they’re still picking out bits of ladder from her and Violet.”

“After that fall at the end of the ladder match? It wouldn’t surprise me.” Keira nodded in agreement before we resumed sparring.

Jessie’s home, Las Vegas, Nevada
Tuesday the 9th of March 2021. 21:00pm

*promo time*

I’ve been planning this promo out since Christina retained the title over Keira Fisher a few weeks ago so yeah, I’m ready for this.

“I may not be Mercedes Vargas, but I’m still going to give you a history lesson! High Stakes VI, 20th of November 2016, do you remember that date Christina? You should, it was the last time we fought for the SCW World Bombshell Championship and on that faithful night at the Golen Centre in Los Angeles, California you beat me to retain the title, since then? I’ve been fighting tooth and nail to get back into that position and now after I beat Evie Jordan in the Chamber of Extreme, I’m getting that chance.”

And I’m not letting it go to waste.

“The reason I bring that match up is simple, I’m not the same wrestler you defended the title against five years ago, back then I was still riding off the high of winning the Bombshell Internet Championship for the first and only time and I thought that I could win the World Bombshell Championship the same way, so, what’s changed? Title shot ban and I’ve ranted enough about that saga of my career in SCW but whilst I put up with that, I watched you get opportunity after opportunity that you consistently fucked up.”

There’s a word for that.

“I’m not here to rant about the hypocrisy of certain people, I’m here to talk about how I’m going to win this match and after watching you get so many opportunities? This match has been five years in the making, oh sure, you can say that you were just accepting the matches as you got them but how exactly did you get the shot that started this reign again? It’s at the tip of my tongue but I can’t find words, oh, wait, no it isn’t!”

I said as I shook my head.

“You took a page out of my playbook, you went to Mark Ward and by hook or by crook, you got the title opportunity against Keira at the first PPV of the year, now I’m not saying that this just reeks of hypocrisy, but I can’t help but find it funny how the same thing that I’ve been lambasted for since 2016 is suddenly perfectly fine the moment that someone whose schizophrenic does it! Only real difference is your attempt worked and you defended your title in your first defence.”

What a coincidence.

“I will give you credit for getting past the first major hurdle of every new champion Christina, I’ve failed to get past that more times than I care to count, but that’s where the credit ends and this Sunday is when your title reign ends, how this will affect the Blaze of Glory Card is yet to be seen but this Sunday marks the day where I end a five year odyssey to win the World Bombshell Championship, it's just funny how this saga of my life will finally against the woman who I first challenged for the title back in 2016!”

It’s that simple.

“This Sunday is when I finally achieve my destiny and become a grand slam champion after five years of trying! I’ve already beaten you once before Christina, or do I need to remind you off the time you entered the Chamber of Extreme with me a few years ago? I beat you on that day and this Sunday history will repeat for one of us as I pin your shoulders down for the three count and win that title, everything afterwards? We’ll have to wait until Blaze of Glory to find out, won’t we?”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Time and again, you got opportunities handed to you on a silver platter Christina whilst I had to scratch and claw to even get a sniff at the title following the title shot ban but this Sunday the reign that you started by copying my tactics from back in the day will come to an end after I beat you to win the title that I’ve been after for the past five years of my life! This is the “Unsainted Angel” Jessie Salco signing off with messages for Char Kwan and Christina, Christina? Your reign ends this Sunday, Char? If you know what’s good for you, stay out of this match!”

I walked off as the scene fade.

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Climax Control Archives / “From a Former Champ to a forever chump!”
« on: February 08, 2021, 06:00:27 PM »
(Keira used with permission from Keira)

Jessie had defied the odds at Inception IV, not only was her win streak in the Chamber of Extreme match alive and well but she had picked up the win over former World Bombshell Champion and two time Blast from the Past winner Evie Jordan in what many were calling the biggest win of her career to date capping off a bloody and violent feud in the process, however there was no rest for the wicked as Jessie was finding herself across the ring from another former Blast from the Past Winner, albeit one from a different training school.

That’s right, she’s taking on Courtney Pierce in the first Climax Control since Inception IV! Courtney’s wrestling career had been on a downward spiral since she won the tournament alongside Fenris three years ago as she was infamous for being the only Blast from the Past Winner to pull out of her scheduled title match, can Jessie keep the winning streak going or can Courtney turn her fortunes around?

Backstage at Inception IV, Las Vegas, Nevada
Sunday the 31st of January 2021, 21:00pm

I warned her to be ready for a war, guess my warnings weren’t enough.

The Chamber of Extreme match between me and Evie was just as violent as I had promised, I’m not even that bothered by the fact that I didn’t beat Evie with either the Wall of Death or the Circle Pit, there’s only one thing that matters.

I beat Evie Jordan, a former World Bombshell Champion, maybe now people will start taking me seriously.

I was receiving stitches in the medic’s office when I saw Char Kwon’s little message for me and I couldn’t help but scoff as I watched on, who the fuck does she think she’s fooling? Does she really want to pick a fight with me after the war I just endured with Evie?! And for what? I tried to help her beat Evie in that street fight!

I’ll have my answers sooner or later, that’s for sure.

“For fuck’s sake, how many stitches do you have for me?!” I asked the medic rhetorically as he continued to apply the stitches, in total I had fifteen stitches in my head following the Chamber of Extreme Match and was instructed to take it easy for a couple of weeks, makes me glad that SCW has its annual week off next week. “I feel like I have more stitches in me than a fucking puppet!” I added just before the door opened.

“Sorry Jessie but I have to close the wound somehow.” The medic apologised as he stitched up the last section of the wound, it was then that I glanced up and saw the person who was the World Bombshell Champion at the time. “Keira, can’t stay away from me when I’m being tended to by medics huh?”

“Seems that way.” Keira responded with a grin before the medic left us to our devices. I stood up and walked over to Keira with my arms crossed wondering what she wanted. “Just wanted to congratulate you on the big win.”

“Thanks, I think I’ll make it a policy to end all my feuds in the Chamber of Extreme if that was any indication.” I responded with a grin before glancing at the title over Keira’s shoulder. “Speaking of big matches, you ready for tonight?”

“I’ve been ready for this since Christina was confirmed to be my next challenger.” Keira responded with a nod off course we didn’t know that Christina would be Keira’s last challenger that night. “But I do have a question, if I lose the title tonight, will you stop hanging out with me?” I knew it, I fucking knew it.

“Let me guess, certain idiots have been saying that behind my back?” I asked as I rolled my eyes and Keira nodded. “They seem to forget that this whole thing started the week before you were announced as Alicia’s challenger, you were the only one on the SCW roster who visited me in hospital after the Sin attack and again, after Evie attacked me several weeks ago, just because you promised me the first shot doesn’t mean that this is just about the title!”

“I had a feeling you’d say that, but I think you should have a tweet ready just in case.” Keira added and I nodded in agreement, to be honest I had one planned since Keira’s first defence. “But it’s like you said, even if I lose, I can earn myself a new shot through the Blast from the Past Tournament.”

“Easier said than done, considering the quality of this year’s teams.” I responded with a frown on my face and Keira nodded in agreement. “Go kick Christina’s ass so hard that she develops a whole new personality.”

“Will do.” Keira responded with a slight laugh before we left the medics office, little did I know that that was the last time I’d speak to Keira as the World Bombshell Champion.

Jessie’s home gym, Las Vegas, Nevada
Monday the 8th of February 2021, 18:00pm

Funny how so much can change in a week huh?

Keira’s no longer the World Bombshell Champion, if that’s a spoiler for you then what rock have you been hiding under? Christina won the title at Inception IV and is set to make an opening speech at the post Inception IV Climax Control, what else is happening that night?

Oh yeah, I’m wrestling my first Climax Control match of the year.

I’m not worried about Courtney Pierce, she may have won the 2018 Blast from the Past but she’s been on a downward spiral since she came back and let’s be honest, did she really make it to the finals on her own merits or did Fenris do all the work?

I’ll just point to the career paths of the 2018 Blast from the Past winners and let you draw your own conclusions.

“Jess?” Jake’s voice rang out from the stairwell and I glanced up having taken a break from my workout to listen to “Dawnsleeper” by Monstrous. “You’ve got a visitor, and yes they are taking the necessary precautions.”

“If it’s Christina wanting to rub in the fact that she did in one attempt what I haven’t done, tell her to fuck off.” I responded as I rolled my eyes and Jake stepped aside to let the visitor in, it was a former World Bombshell Champ alright, just not Christina, rather the woman Christina beat for the title. “Here to work out?” I asked Keira as she made her way down the stairs. “Don’t you have your own gym with Roxi?”

“We do but I know you’ve seen the card.” Keira responded as she shook her head, and I paused the album before standing up. “Because we’re facing each other in the first round of Blast from the Past, me and Roxi agreed to work out separately.”

“And I’m guessing the mountain you’ve got for a partner isn’t available?” I asked and Keira nodded before she got into the ring and I joined her. “Where does SCW find these people? Slappy McGoo? Seriously?!”

“Still better than being teamed with Teddy Warren.” Keira pointed out and I couldn’t help but agree with Keira as we started sparring. “I’m just glad the tweet you put out after I lost the title was well-received.”

“It probably helps that if I tried to tag every cynical asshole in SCW, I’d need to do at least four tweets due to the character limit.” I scoffed in response and Keira had a good chuckle at that. “Up too and including Char Kwon.”

“You did interfere in her match.” Keira responded as we continued to spar. “And cost her the match in the process.”

“Do you really think Char would’ve beaten Evie without my “help”? She’s a failed tag team wrestler who’s barely doing any better as a single’s wrestler, Evie is a two time Blast from the Past Winner and former World Bombshell Champ!” I pointed out as we started exchanging holds. “And speaking off former Blast from the Past Winners, if she interferes in my match against Courtney on Sunday then she’s in for a world of pain.”

“I would say “don’t underestimate Courtney” but she’s been on a downward spiral since she came back.” Keira nodded in agreement before she got me in an arm bar, and I got out of it. “Has she won a single match since returning from injury?”

“I can’t say for certain, and it’s not like I have SCW’s resident historian Mercedes Vargas on speed dial.” I pointed out and Keira chuckled a bit at my joke. “As for that injury, I have my doubts as to whether it was legit because, well, a young upstart gets injured right before the biggest match of her career? It sounds like she got cold feet too me.”

“You’ve been wrestling long enough to know that it’s a risky business.” Keira nodded with a frown on her face and whilst she did have a point, so did I. “But I guess anything’s possible, especially when you compare her record to her fellow winner’s.”

“Yeah, no one’s terrified of Courtney like Caleb is off Fenris.” I grinned in response before we continued our training.

Jessie’s home, Las Vegas, Nevada
Monday the 8th of February 2021, 21:00pm

*promo time*

Keira stuck around for a couple of more hours before heading home, largely because she wanted to try Shane’s cooking and, well, there’s a reason why he’s applied for MasterChef twice, still I had a job to do and that was my promo.

“Everyone thought Evie had it in the bag, everyone thought that it would be yet another loss for little old me, everyone lost a lot of money on that bet! I continued my winning streak in the Chamber of Extreme and on PPV at Inception IV by beating Evie to a bloody pulp and for the first time this year, I’ve been booked on Climax Control, my opponent? Well, I’ve gone from a graduate of the Go Gym to a graduate from Jet City South in Courtney Pierce, in other words, I’ve gone from a meal at one of Gordon Ramsey’s Restaurants, to a meal at a restaurant destined to appear on 24hrs To Hell and Back.”

In other words.

“Or to stick to the wrestling subject, I’ve gone from a former champ to a forever chump! Courtney has exactly one thing in common with Evie as far as in ring accolades go, she’s a former Blast from the Past winner but she’s also the only living winner to give up their title shot and unlike Misty, she claimed that she had to back out due to an injury, if you ask me? The only injury Courtney got was a severe case of Cold Feet Syndrome!”

Yeah, you heard me.

“In fact, I’ll go as far as to say that if Courtney had gotten literally anyone other than Fenris as their partner then she would’ve been lucky to get past round two! Don’t believe me? Look at her track record since she returned, there’s only one member of the roster who remembers when Courtney last won a match and her name’s Mercedes Vargas! And guess what Courtney? That isn’t going to change anytime soon!”

But first.

“I want to address some comments you made on twitter, first off, twice as many losses as wins? That’s cute, coming from someone who hasn’t won a match in months, second, that title shot ban wasn’t because of my win/loss record because by that same logic, the likes of Alice Knight wouldn’t be randomly thrown into Roulette Title Matches every once in a while, the title shot ban was because of certain comments I made in my last attempt to get a World Bombshell Title Shot, if you actually bothered to go back and watch the episodes from the year you debuted, you’d know that! And whilst my win/loss record isn’t the best, the fact that I have won titles, four time Roulette Champ, one time Internet Champ and three time Tag Team Champ, as opposed to you renders that point moot as far as I’m concerned.”

That’s the jist of it.

“I’m not getting into the lengths of those reigns because I’d be here all day, but the point is Courtney, you had your chance at stardom and blew it because you supposedly got injured, and until you produce proof that states otherwise, I’m sticking to the narrative that you got cold feet syndrome and pulled out because you knew you couldn’t win the title, especially after Fenris carried your useless ass through the tournament, what’s that? I’m being unfair? Compare Fenris’s record to Courtney’s and get back to me.”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“You could’ve been somebody Courtney, instead you got cold feet and will likely never get a shot at the big time again, me? My stock in SCW rose significantly after I beat Evie in the Chamber of Extreme at Inception IV and I’m not about to let some never-was stop me from continuing that streak! This is the Unsainted Angel Jessie Salco signing off and Courtney? Make all the excuses you want but sooner or later, you have to accept that maybe you’re not cut out for wrestling, until then you con continue to enjoy your game of staring at the ceiling lights whilst I move on to better competition!”

I walked off as the scene fades.

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Climax Control Archives / “Two sides to every story.”
« on: December 04, 2020, 09:22:51 PM »
For the newly formed alliance of Jessie Salco and Keira Fisher, High Stakes X was a huge success! Not only had Jessie beaten Violet Amelia Holt to end the tie between them but Keira Fisher would shock the world in the Main Event dethroning Alicia Lukas and winning the World Bombshell Championship, however that would come crashing down in the hours that followed as in the weeks leading up to High Stakes X, Keira had been promising Jessie that she would get the first shot but Mark put his foot down on that idea making it clear that the bosses had the final say on who got title shots.

That was when Alicia herself stepped in and said that she would be happy to act as a gatekeeper for anyone who felt that they deserved a shot, one thing lead to another and the Semi-Main Event between Jessie and Alicia was booked for Climax Control 286, this was a return match from the lead-up for last year’s High Stakes when Jessie unsuccessfully challenged Alicia for the World Bombshell Championship and now Jessie was looking to get that win back, can Jessie win?

Backstage at High Stakes X, Las Vegas, Nevada
Sunday the 22nd of November 2020, 11:58pm

*off camera*

This was a real nail biter.

We are nearing the end of the main event between Keira and Alicia and me and the boys are at the edges of our seats, the two Blonde Bombshells had thrown everything at each other and then some and at this point, it was impossible to tell who would walk out the champion.

Off course, I had my own stake in this.

“Oh god, what is it going to take at this point?!” Jake wondered as we watched the match unfolding in front of our eyes on the monitor, it wasn’t long before we got our answer, the Final Sin, “Will this be enough?”

“Surely, Alicia can’t kick out of this!” Shane added as Keira made the pin on Alicia, sure enough Alicia was out like a light and when it was confirmed that Keira was the new champion we jumped out of our seats. “Holy shit, she did it!”

“Yes!” I yelled out whilst pumping my fists, no this wasn’t because of the agreement that me and Keira had, I was genuinely happy for her and I was planning to let her have her moment in the sun, off course, it didn’t take long for that to come tumbling down.

*twenty minutes later, off camera*

We had left the arena on a high and right now we were on our way home, I had just tweeted out my congratulations to Keira and we drove along as “Deitrus of the Final Age” by Harlott played through the CD Player.

I wasn’t expecting a notification so soon after I put my tweet out and at first I thought it was Keira returning the favour from when she congratulated me for winning the Bombshell Roulette Championship earlier in the cycle, instead Mark retweeted my tweet and the contents made my blood boil. “What the actual fuck?!”

“What? Is Alicia trying to get a rematch already?” Shane asked as he glanced over at me and I shook my head before showing him the tweet. “Huh, I would’ve thought that he’d have waited at least a day first.”

“Fucking hypocrite.” I grunted before Shane passed me my phone back, the ensuing Twitter war confirmed a couple of things, Christian can go straight to hell because he scheduled my rematch with Johanna almost as soon as I beat her fair and square for the title and that Alicia was taking the role of gatekeeper for any challenges for the title, starting with me. “Seriously in what other industry are bosses allowed to shit all over employees like this?! In a perfect world, those idiots wouldn’t be trusted to run a fucking lemonade stand!”

“Jess, I glanced over at that tweet and Mark is right.” Jake commented as he drove along. “This isn’t the first time you’ve tried…………”

“FUCK OFF!” I snapped at my older brother and as soon as he found a pull over spot, he did just that and turned to me. “Just fuck right off with that bullshit!”

“Jess, you had that agreement with Keira.” Jake pointed out and I glared at him. “What else were the bosses supposed to think?!”

“For starters, the bosses hadn’t made their plans for Keira clear when I was attacked by Sin and she accompanied me to the hospital, hell all I knew heading into that week was that I was going to challenge Johanna for the title!” I pointed out as I sat there in the backseat fuming. “And second, yes we had that agreement but no that wasn’t the main point behind all the times I hung out with Keira and Roxi to a lesser extent”

“Then what was?!” Jake demanded as I took several deep breaths. “Jess, I know your temper’s almost as short as you are but you’re not helping your case!”

“Oh, I don’t know, how about mending an old fucking bridge?!” I responded as I ran a hand through me hair. “And don’t even get me started on Christian’s bullshit!”

“Maybe he was trying to test you as a champ?” Shane responded and I scoffed in response before Jake started driving again.

“That idiot will never be content to let me have nice things, title reigns included.” I scoffed as I rolled my eyes, it was a good thing that I didn’t have to do my promo for the match against Alicia for another week because otherwise? That would’ve been another vanilla ice cream incident.

Though admittedly, the boys might have needed more than one swear jar this time around!

Jessie’s home, Las Vegas, Nevada
Sunday 29th of November 2020, 18:00pm

*off camera*

Today had been an interesting day for SCW.

Several new stars had signed contracts with the company, the new member of London Underground I expected since he appeared at High Stakes X but there were others, another newcomer by the name of Lincoln Daniels had signed his contract and he was facing Miles Kasey in singles action, alongside them there were several call ups from SCU namely GRIME’s Royal Purple, Brother David and Krystal Wolfe.

Though strangely enough, Krystal was the only newcomer not on this week’s card.

“Huh, I would’ve thought that your rematch against Alicia would be the Main Event.” Shane commented as we looked at the card with Jake standing behind me, and yes, the heavily biased preview for the match had me rolling my eyes so hard that I can see the inside of my fucking skull! “But nope, you’re the semi-main event instead.”

“To be fair, they probably planned it as the Main Event.” Jake nodded as he looked over the match for the vacated Roulette Title, I bet Caleb would’ve been in this match if not for his agreement with J2H. “But plans changed when Mac Bane handed in his notice, any idea why? The guy was in the middle of an undefeated streak.”

“No clue, everyone’s real hush hush about it.” I shrugged my shoulders in response before double checking the card to confirm that I hadn’t missed Krystal’s name on the card. “Guess it’s time to create another tie for the bosses to break down the line.”

“At least you won’t have to deal with Johanna for a while.” Jake nodded in response before we moved into the kitchen to make dinner.

Jessie’s home, Las Vegas, Nevada
Friday the 4th of December 2020, 11:00am

*promo time, on camera*

This past week has flown by, maybe it’s my eagerness to get this fucking year over and done with already somehow affecting the space-time continuum, either way I’m not complaining but that does mean that I’ve got a promo to do.

“They say there are two sides to every story, and just once, I’d like the other roster members to stop kissing the boss’s asses so much and listen to the other side, namely mine! Yes, I had that agreement with Keira from almost the moment her title match was made official but no, I never went into it with the intention of using it to get a title shot, at least not right away! I was going to let Keira have her moment in the sun when she won the World Bombshell Championship, but Mark just had to be the control freak that he always was and take a massive piss all over it.”

I said as I shook my head.

“That brings me to my first match of the final Supercard Cycle of 2020 and boy, is it one hell of a match! And before anyone points it out, yes, I know my rematch with Alicia isn’t a Number One Contender’s Match but if Alicia’s going to act as a gatekeeper of sorts for Keira’s title reign then it may as well be for all intents and purposes! But no, the bosses suddenly remembered about that one match Roxi won way back at the Queen for a Day Special that basically guaranteed that we’re getting Keira vs. Roxi III!”

But I digress!

“Alicia, Alicia, Alicia, I remember our first match like it was yesterday, it was the Main Event, SCW’s resident advocate for schizophrenia Christina Rose was at ringside doing commentary but more importantly I lost, fast forward one year and three months and once again, we’re across the ring from each other and whilst the title isn’t on the line since, you know, neither of us are champions right now, there are still some title implications at play here!”

Kind off.

“Basically, Alicia’s acting all high and mighty thinking that she can play gatekeeper for Keira’s title reign, however long it might be, as we head into the tail end of 2020 and for what? Because Alicia basically play acted as the Terminator by refusing to let anything Keira threw at her short of the Final Sin? The stakes aren’t nearly as high for this match Alicia but there’s no way in hell I’m losing this match! Not when I still have something to fucking prove to the two stooges in charge after nearly nine years with this company and multiple title reigns!”

But that’s a rant for another day.

“I don’t know what’s in store for me in 2021, at this point no one knows and if you ask some of my family members, things are only going to get worse from here, but what I do know is this, if the bosses want me to earn the World Bombshell Championship Shot that they THINK that I’ve been using my rekindled friendship with Keira to get, guess nearly ten years of running a company turns you into a cynical old idiot.”

Here’s a reality check.

“Truth is, whilst I did have my agreement with Keira at the back of my mind as High Stakes X drew near, that wasn’t the whole reason I struck up my friendship with Keira again, despite what the bosses or the fucking card preview would have you believe, so why was I buddying up with Keira? Did you ever consider that she was the only one to come to my aid when Sin attacked me and the only one to check on me afterwards? But no, it’s all about title shots with me isn’t it?!”

I said as I rolled my eyes.

“I look forward to seeing the egg on Mark and Christian’s faces when I beat Alicia this Sunday at Climax Control, hell maybe I’ll throw in some fucking eggnog to stay in the holiday spirit?! Alicia’s a hell of a wrestler, I’m not about to deny that and you can look at her reigns as World Bombshell Champion for proof of that but I’m just more determined to beat you Alicia and kick off the New Year the right way!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Isn’t this supposed to be the season to be jolly? Not if you ask the bosses but my rematch with Alicia this Sunday at Climax Control is about three things, one: continuing my winning ways from High Stakes X, two: shutting up a pair of control freak bosses, and three: showing the world how shit a gatekeeper Alicia is when she can’t even win her first match in this role! This is the “Unsainted Angel” Jessie Salco signing off and Alicia, you’d be better as a door greeter at Wall-Mart as you are as a Gatekeeper for Keira’s title reign!”

I walked off as the scene fades.

44
Climax Control Archives / "I’m not a fluke!”
« on: November 02, 2020, 06:12:46 AM »
(Sin used with Keira’s permission)

Jessie had defied the odds, many people thought that Johanna’s defence against her would be a sure-fire win for the German Bombshell (including Jessie herself) following the attack by Sin on Jessie at the first Climax Control of the cycle, instead? Jessie surprised everyone by ending Johanna’s reign at one defence pinning her after hitting the Circle Pit Tornado DDT and winning the Bombshell Roulette Championship for the fourth time in her career.

But Johanna was far from done, even going as far as to call Jessie a fluke and a rematch was scheduled for last week’s show but was rescheduled to the following week but Johanna and Jessie would meet up at last week’s show and brawl eventually being separated, Jessie was out to prove that she wasn’t a fluke but Johanna wasn’t going to make her first defence an easy one and with Char Kwon awaiting the winner at High Stakes X you knew she was watching this one closely, can Jessie retain the title?

Unknown Location, Unknown Time and Date.

I’m really getting sick and tired of this fucking place.

No, I’m not talking about SCW, that should be obvious, no I’m getting sick and tired of these constant nightmares whether they involve Maki or Sin and today is no different, well aside from one little fact.

Namely that I won a title between my last nightmare involving Sin and now.

As for my location, appropriately enough it looks like something straight off a metal album cover, a hellish throne room surrounded by flames with one big iron throne in the middle (which can’t be that comfortable to sit in, what with the flames and all) and Sin is sitting in said throne surrounded by the other Sins with Lust right next to her.

And I just realised how appropriate it is that Keira’s wife ended up being Lust’s host.

“Here you stand, with your little meaningless title.” Sin commented mockingly as she motioned to the SCW Bombshell Roulette Championship that I had around my waist, I glanced down at it and saw that it was still damaged from Sin’s attack the day before whilst in real life the bosses had wasted little time in getting the thing repaired. “Any last words before I pass judgment on your pathetic life Jessica?”

If she isn’t using my full first name to mock me then Christian’s about to buy himself a squad of female hookers for a night of fun.

“Yeah, three.” I responded not realizing that Sloth was coming up behind me. “Go fu………...” I never finished my sentence as Sloth grabbed me from behind using one hand to cover my mouth and the other to restrain both hands.

“Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t hear that!” Sin responded mockingly as I tried to fight against Sloth’s grasp, being my demon form we’re the same height so logically we should be the same weight and I should be able to fight my way free, but this is a place where logic goes out the window and it feels like I’m being restrained by Jake. “As for your judgment, guilty! And the punishment is death to be carried out immediately by Sloth!”

“Music to my ears.” Sloth responded with a sadistic grin before an executioner’s block appeared in front of me and I was thrown onto it, and again, because this is where logic comes to die, I suddenly have duct tape over my mouth and my hands and legs are bound by chains. “I wanted to prolong your suffering, but Sin wouldn’t let me.” Sloth complained before a massive jet black axe that she shouldn’t be able to carry at all (since, again, we should be at the same strength level) appeared in her hands. “But I’ll make do!” Sloth added as she lifted the axe above her head and went to swing.

Driving around Las Vegas, Nevada
Monday the 2nd of November 2020, 12:00am

I always wondered if it was true that you couldn’t die in your dreams, I guess Sloth isn’t as much like Freddy Krueger as she’d like.

“I thought I was done with horror movies after Jessie beat Maki at Violent Conduct.” Shane’s complaint broke my train of thought as I started to come too, despite Sin’s best efforts with the title plate she only left me needing stitches which was easily dealt with by the medical personal as opposed to the hospital stay that her first attack required, then again I’m not complaining about not being in a hospital in the middle of a fucking pandemic. “But not even a month after Jessie’s match against Maki and she’s being thrown into another horror movie!”

“Technically Shane, a month has passed since my match against Maki.” I corrected him as I messaged my aching head and Shane glanced over at me realising that I had dozed off in the car again. “But if we are in a horror movie, may I submit Nightmare on Elm Street as the movie in question? Or at least, a bad knock off?”

“You had a nightmare where Sin tried to kill you?” Jake asked as he adjusted the rear-view mirror to look at me whilst driving. “At least tell me you went down fighting?”

“No, that would be my encounters with Sin in the real world, besides, it wasn’t Sin herself that was trying to kill me, it was Sloth.” I responded as I leaned back in the backseat of the car. “How Sloth of all things ended up being the thing extracted from me, I’ll never know.”

“Maybe that was what was causing you to try to get World Bombshell Title shots by campaigning for them?” Shane suggested and I shook my head refusing to answer his question. “Anyway, your saying that Sloth tried to execute you?”

“Yup, executioner’s block, axe and everything.” I responded with a groan as I shifted my weight. “Definitely gives a new meaning to my love for the Power Trip track “Executioner’s Tax (Swing of the Axe)”, what time is it anyway?”

“Just gone past midnight, we’re on our way home from Climax Control.” Jake informed me and I nodded as I got the idea. “And by the way, Mark said that despite your attack, your warning against attacking Johanna between now and your rematch is still in effect.”

“Off fucking course, it is.” I responded as I rolled my eyes as I cast my mind back to the previous night. “Never mind the fact that Johanna couldn’t handle the truth, or the fact that she started the brawl in the first place, I’m the one being punished.”

“To be fair, the same warning applies to Johanna, minus the stripping off the title and title shot ban.” Shane pointed out and I had to admit that he had a point. “As for your promo against Johanna, we’ll do it in the morning, we all need our sleep after all.”

“No argument from me.” I nodded in agreement as I leaned back in the seat. “Need time to clear my head anyway, not to mention plan out what I have to say about this rematch.”

“Had a feeling you’d say that.” Jake nodded before putting the rear-view mirror back into position and driving off.

Jessie’s home, Las Vegas, Nevada
Monday the 2nd of November 2020, 10:30am

If there’s one thing I can say about the rest of that drive, it’s that it was uneventful, as opposed to the night before for obvious reasons but I have a promo to do and that’s why I’m here.

“I said it once and I’m saying it again, when I demanded title shots everyone lost this shit but when Johanna Krieger demands a rematch for the title, I beat her for, everyone’s suddenly okay with it? Almost like the SCW roster is filled with hypocrites or something, huh? But alas, here we are ready to face off once again for the SCW Bombshell Roulette Championship only this time, it’s the match right before the Main Event and the roles are reversed, I’m the defending champion and Johanna’s the challenger.”

Johanna’s fooling herself.

“Here’s a fun little drinking game for you, take a shot for every time between now and this Sunday’s Climax Control that Johanna uses the word “fluke” in a sentence! It could be in a promo, it could be on Twitter when she isn’t threatening to cave my face in, hell it could be at a Krieger family reunion that I have no business attending for obvious reasons because that’s all the German bitch can say! We all know what your real thoughts are Johanna and frankly, it’s fucking pathetic.”

I said as I shook my head.

“And no, I’m not a mind-reader, if I were, wouldn’t I be undefeated as a wrestler? But the fact remains that what you’re really thinking is this, Jessie got the better of me but because I’m a sore fucking loser I have to call her a fucking fluke every five fucking seconds, the fact is Johanna is that during our first title match you had all the opportunities in the world to put me away and win your first defence, I was bleeding from the mouth long before I busted you open but did you? Well, I think this speaks for itself.”

I said as I held up the Bombshell Roulette Championship.

“Because you got cocky, you got careless and that gave me the opening I needed to bust you open and hit you with the Circle Pit to win the SCW Bombshell Roulette Championship for the fourth time in my career, that’s not a fluke, that’s me taking advantage of your mistake! And as we head into our rematch this Sunday on Climax Control, I’m sure you’re going to say that you won’t make the same mistake twice, well I say that those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it!”

And Johanna has a lot of learning to do.

“Allow me to direct you to Austin James Mercer, your teammate in Wolfslair, like you he suffered a loss recently and despite the fact that he lost the match to Kedron only because Jack Washington decided to get involved in the match, he’s taking his loss in his stride, something you could learn a thing or two about! My point is Johanna is my win over you was no fluke! You’re just telling yourself that it was a fluke to make yourself feel better about one simple fact.”

A fact that I brough up last night in fact.

“That fact is that you fell at the first hurdle of every new champion, the first defence, I’ve been there myself and I know how much it fucking sucks, hell you can ask any Bombshell or Superstar on the roster, past or present, how it felt to not even make it past the first defence and they’d tell you the same thing! Difference is, they didn’t make the same excuses for their failures as you are Johanna, they learned from their mistakes and moved on with their lives, so what makes you any different?”

The fact that she’s German?

“Oh wait, it’s the fact that the bosses listened to your complaints and scheduled a rematch between us as soon as possible, I tried to reach a compromise because like it or not Johanna, you’ve done fuck all to earn this title shot, I tried to talk the bosses into booking a match between you and Char Kwon where the winner would go on to challenge me at High Stakes X but no, got to give the former policewoman with anger management issues what she wants, right?”

I asked rhetorically before shaking my head.

“So, tell me, if Johanna starts demanding a shot at Alicia for the World Bombshell Championship after I kick her ass again are you going to grant her that request? Or are you going to ignore it and tell her to earn it the old fashioned way? Just saying, Johanna at the rate your going your turning into a blonde,  German version of me after I failed to capture the World Bombshell Championship in 2017 and take it from me, that’s not a path you want to tread, because sooner or later people will get tired off your shit and turn on you, the only reason I can fucking say this is because I was in your shoes just three short years ago.”

Which feels like a lifetime ago quite frankly.

“Oh sure, you have the support of the bosses now but eventually they’ll see you for what you are Johanna, a failure, a failure as a single’s competitor who they’ll occasionally give pity wins too every once in a while, and if that also sounds familiar, t’s because I’m speaking from personal experience! Don’t believe me? Go back and watch my match against Twisted Sister on the episode of Climax Control that aired on the 19th of January, 2020 from my home city of Miami, Florida, that’s your future and this Sunday I will set you on that path when I beat you to retain the Bombshell Roulette Championship!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“This match is about two things for me Johanna, first, it’s about proving that I’m not a fluke! Second, it’s about doing what you couldn’t, retain this title on my first defence which begs the question, when I beat you again, what excuses will you come up with? That you twisted your ankle on the way to the ring? That you weren’t prepared for the stip the Roulette Wheel will stop on? Or will you face facts that you can’t cut it as a single’s competitor? This is the Unsainted Angel Jessie Salco signing off, they killed the saint in me, they tried to martyr me, and after this Sunday Johanna, you’ll wish they had succeeded!”

I walked off as the scene fades.

45
Climax Control Archives / “Dealing with my Demons.”
« on: October 12, 2020, 11:03:34 AM »
(Keira and Sin were used with permission from Keira)

Jessie was riding high following her win over Maki at Violent Conduct VI continuing her undefeated streak in the Chamber of Extreme match in the process and whilst she wasn’t in action for the opening show of the last Supercard cycle of the year Jessie did attend, and that ended up being a big mistake as Jessie wound up having the demon known as Sloth in her body and was attacked by Sin, despite the best efforts of Keira Sin succeeded in extracting the demon from her and set her sights on Lust, the demon currently occupying Roxi Johnson’s body.

But where did that leave Jessie? Where else but the first challenger for Johanna Krieger’s Roulette Championship! The German Bombshell had won her first singles title at Violent Conduct and she wasn’t giving it up without a fight, can Jessie overcome the attack by Sin to win the title? And will Jessie even by healthy for the Roulette Title Match?

Unknown Location
Unknown place and time

God, I’m getting sick and tired of this shit!

The last thing I remembered before passing out was Sin doing………something to me, the details are about as hazy as they get but the point is, I had to leave Climax Control before the third match to get treated at a local hospital but right now I seem to be having another fucking nightmare.

How do I know this? I’m back at the Cox Pavilion but the walls are dripping with blood and the hallway itself seemed to go on forever, it was then that she appeared in front of me again, it was Sin.

“Did you honestly think I was done with you?” Sin taunted me and I turned around only to see the demon that she had extracted from me, Sloth, standing behind me motionless and blocking my path. “You had Sloth imprisoned for far too long!”

“You don’t scare me Sin!” I shouted at her before I span around to face Sin again. “I dealt with Maki and I can………” I never finished my sentence as Sin laughed out loud.

“Maki?! That fraud has nothing on me!” Sin said as she finished laughing before fixing her gaze on me. “Go ahead, try to defend yourself again.” Sin added and I glanced down to see the led pipe by my feet, much like I did at Climax Control I bent down with my knees to grab it never taking my eyes of Sin in the process.

That ended up being a mistake as I felt a small set of teeth bite into my hand and pulled back my hand, I looked down again and in the place of the pipe was a large snake. “Don’t worry, it’s not poisonous.” Sloth assured me mockingly before grabbing me from behind and restraining my arms. “Worry about us instead!”

“When you arrive in hell, tell the devil Sin sent you there.” Sin added before she lunged at me for an attack.

Sunrise Hospital and Medical Centre, Las Vegas, Nevada
Monday the 12th of October 2020, 11:00am

I awoke with a start and found myself in an unfamiliar place and bed, however as I looked around, I realised that I was in a hospital bed and I looked around expecting to see either Jake or Shane at my bedside.

Instead I saw Keira and as I sat up, she leaned forward to put a hand on my shoulder. “Calm down Jessie, your okay now, everything is safe.”

“Keira?!” I asked as it started to set in, anyone who’s been watching SCW since Keira first showed up knows that we’ve rarely been on friendly terms and that was only exasperated when Keira challenged Christina Rose for the World Bombshell Championship whilst I was stuck in the opener of the PPV in a meaningless Tag Team Street Fight with Amy. “How long was I out?”

“You passed out just before Caleb’s segment and have been lying here ever since.” Keira explained and I nodded as I got the idea. “Want me to give you a quick summery of the matches you missed?”

“Go ahead, not like I know when I’m going home anyway.” I nodded and Keira did just that, Austin beat Caleb, Mac Bane won the right to challenge O’Malley at the next PPV by beating Bill Barnhart in a Dumpster Match, Black Sheep retained the tag titles over Candy and Romano and Andrea beat Seleana via knockout in a clear message to Christina but that wasn’t the final segment despite being advertised as the Main Event, no, the final segment was Sin essentially putting a bounty on Roxi’s head. “I knew 2020 has been a fucked up year in general but I didn’t expect that craziness to bleed over into wrestling.”

“Joke all you want but this isn’t a laughing matter.” Keira responded as she shook her head. “If she gets all seven sins than Sin will be unstoppable, I should’ve gotten to you first, I’m sorry.”

“Let be honest, the fact that I was playing a Death Metal album was what probably alerted Sin to my location.” I pointed out and Keira nodded in agreement. “I’m guessing they’ve released next week’s card?”

“I got an e-mail about it shortly before visiting hours ended, we’re both in action on the next card.” Keira nodded before passing me my phone knowing that I would’ve gotten the same e-mail, after skimming through the descriptions for the matches between Courtney Pierce and Pandora Backet and Sam Marlowe and Char Kwon I saw Keira’s match against Mercedes Vargas first followed by a Triple Threat Ladder Match between Agostino Romano, Stephan Calloway and Austin James Mercer.

“The match between you and Vargas should be good, and that ladder match couldn’t have a more obvious winner if they tried.” I noted before my eyes locked on the next match down from the ladder match. “I’m Krieger’s first challenger?!”

“Yeah, guess the bosses thought your efforts in the Chamber of Extreme were enough to qualify you for the title match.” Keira nodded and I checked out the rest of the card, the Jordans were facing the Barnharts in Mixed Tag Team action, O’Malley was defending the men’s Roulette Title against Kedron Williams and the Main Event was a tag team match between Roxi and Christina Rose against Andrea Hernandez and Amber Ryan. “For the record, I’m against the Women’s Roulette Title Match and not because of your past antics with the World Bombshell Championship, there’s no way you’ll be at 100% in time for the match against Johanna.”

“I can’t really argue with that but considering how long it’s been since I held a title? I’ll take any opportunity I can get.” I nodded in response before staring at the ceiling for a good minute. “Keira, I just have one question, why did you help me and why are you here? Okay, I guess that was two questions but we haven’t gotten along in years and I don’t have the best relationship with Roxi either, hell I’d probably be tempted by that bounty if it weren’t for the attack by Sin.”

“I appreciate your honesty at least.” Keira nodded before shifting her weight. “Like you said, we’re not exactly friends but regardless of my feelings towards them, I hate seeing people falling victim to Sin, I hated it when it happened to Candy and I hated seeing it happen to you, maybe through this we can start mending that bridge between us but knowing you, you’ll want to go after Sin like Candy did.”

“She attacked me unprovoked, why wouldn’t I go after her?” I asked and Keira shook her head in response.

“Because if you go after her, you may never return, that almost happened at Violent Conduct with Candy and I don’t want to see the same thing happen to you.” Keira responded and I stared at her silently for a good minute. “Leave it to me, I’ll deal with Sin myself, you just have to focus on recovering.”

“And winning the Roulette Title on Sunday.” I nodded as I folded my arms. “I doubt there’s a medical term for getting a demon extracted from me, what’s the official word from the docs on my injuries?”

“The official word is that you were attacked, busted open and left concussed, it’s likely that they’ll give you some concussion tests and let you return home later.” Keira explained to me and I nodded as I got the idea. “The bosses are already playing the blame game with me, saying that it’s my fault that so many of their stars were getting injured by Sin, you don’t blame me for that, right?”

“There’s only one person I blame and that’s Sin, even if I’m still confused as hell by the whole thing.” I admitted with a nod and Keira let out a sigh of relief. “And for that matter, where was Jake and Shane during the attack? I thought I saw them near where you found me out cold but instead it was two of Sin’s minions, I think it was Greed and Pride?”

“Jake and Shane weren’t anywhere near the location of the attack they were off getting a snack in the cafeteria.” Keira responded as she shook her head. “They came rushing over when they saw the attack on the monitor, but they were too late, it was Jake that announced on Twitter that you were off to the hospital and I was going with them.”

“Good, at least I know that my step-brother and husband haven’t been demons all along.” I responded with a sigh of relief before Keira stood up. “Leaving already?”

“I need to plan things out with Roxi now that Sin’s put that bounty on her.” Keira nodded as she walked out of the room. “Good luck against Johanna, even if you were 100%, you’d need it against her.”

“Don’t I fucking know it.” I groaned in response before Keira left. “Stuck in a hospital bed in the middle of a fucking pandemic! This is exactly what I don’t need!” I muttered to myself before leaning back in my bed.

*promo time*

It had taken a few hours and a COVID test to confirm that I didn’t have it again but thankfully I had been given a clean bill of health as far as COVID-19 is concerned and that left me with one thing to do when I returned home that afternoon, my promo.

“Lately, I’ve been dealing with my demons, whether they be the demons that challenge me to wrestling matches like Maki or the ones that attack me unprovoked like Sin but my efforts seem to have finally paid off as I’m set to challenge Johanna Krieger for the Bombshell Roulette Championship in her first defence, and if I have anything to do with it, her last title defence as I intend to ensure that she joins the long list of champions who lost the belt on their first defence!”

Yes, I know I’m on that list as well.

“Krieger you’ve picked up some impressive wins since you arrived here in SCW and the fact that you were a Mixed Tag Team Champion for a long time with Alex Jones but here’s the real question, can you cut it as a singles champion? You were the one who ended Seleana’s reign at Violent Conduct VI but the real test of any new champion is if they can survive past the first defence, you can literally ask anyone on the roster who’s been here more than a year, even if we’re an endangered species at this point, and they’ll back up my words.”

Including me as I’ve already pointed out.

“So, Johanna, will your reign be nothing more than a flash in the pan or will you actually beat me to retain the title on Sunday? Most of the Bombshell Roster would say no even before I got attacked by Sin and those people are fucking idiots! It may have been before the hiatus but I am a former SCW Bombshell Roulette Champion myself, 3x Bombshell Roulette Champion for that matter and that championship was the first singles title I won all the way back in 2013, how did that reign end? Ended after one defence after half the Bombshell roster at the time dumped me in a Dumpster, that wasn’t their idea of a joke, I was defending it in a Dumpster Match! And people wonder why I got so fucking bitter over the years!”

I said before shaking my head.

“It would be a few more years before I tasted the Roulette gold again and you know what they say? Good things come to those who wait, it wasn’t until 2017 that I won the title again from my good friend and occasional tag team partner Amy Santino only to lose it again to Chelsea Payne a few months later and then win it back for my third reign, granted it was by DQ as the stip said that Chelsea would have no champion advantage but my point stands, if I have to wait a while to win a title I will and it’s been a long time since my last reign with any title and if I can cap off this shithole of a year by winning the Bombshell Roulette Championship for the fourth time, I will!”

It’s that simple.

“At the end of the day Johanna, it doesn’t matter how good you are in the ring because a bad day can happen to any wrestler and this Sunday will be a bad day for you! Certain idiots on the roster will tell you that I’m passed it, that I’ve spent the last seven years of my life doing nothing, yes Andrea I’m talking about you because for starters, I signed with SCW in 2012 at the age of 22, that was eight years ago, not seven and the fact that I’m a multi time title holder means that I have achieved things during my long stay here! And as your about to find out Johanna, if there’s one thing people can say about me, it’s that I’m persistent as all hell.”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“I’m done dealing with my demons for now! Maki may have beat Sierra last week, but she still has a long way to go before she’s looked at as credible, Sin? I’m leaving that bitch to Keira and Roxi, but just because I was attacked by a demon last night on Climax Control doesn’t mean I won’t be ready to end your reign with the Roulette Title on it’s first defence! This is the Unsainted Angel Jessie Salco signing off and after this Sunday I will be the new SCW Bombshell Roulette Champion!”

I walked off as the scene fades.

46
Climax Control Archives / “NOPE!”
« on: August 24, 2020, 08:34:55 PM »
(Maki was used with the permission of her handler)

This has officially been the worst fortnight of Jessie’s life, yes, even worse than the initial weeks after the title shot ban of 2018 as Jessie’s life has been made hell by Maki as she has learned just how terrifying the Brighton native can be, so how can things get worse? Well the bosses weren’t waiting until Violent Conduct to put the two Bombshells in a match as this week on Climax Control they would compete in the ring against each other.

Oh and nine other Bombshells, namely Candy, Keira Fisher, Kate Steele, Alicia Lukas, Mercedes Vargas, Andrea Hernandez and Bea Barnhart, that’s right, Jessie and Maki was in the Battle Royal to determine the next challenger after Violet Amelia Holt for Evie Jordan’s World Bombshell Championship (if she was still champion by then) at Violent Conduct! Only problem? Jessie, for the first time in her life, wanted nothing to do with a match that would give her a World Bombshell Title Shot! Can Jessie overcome her fears and win?

Unknown location, unknown place and time

What the hell have I gotten myself into here?

Last thing I remember was dozing off after Climax Control aired (and yes, what Belinda said was true, I wasn’t at the show last night) and I found myself in a dark void with nothing as far as the eye could see, there was no sign of Jake or Shane as far as I could tell, the area was cold and damp, not unlike the interview room when Maki rained down blood all over me and Ms. Rocky Mountains which took forever to get out of my hair thank you very………

Oh shit.

“Maki? I know your in here!” I called out to the void but all I could hear was her demonic laughter, after a few seconds several figures appeared in front of me with their heads down, namely Jake, Shane, Caleb and Katie with a fifth space being left blank. “Guys?”

“You will submit to the fear Jessie.” Shane responded as he slowly raised his head only for his face to be completely replaced with Maki’s. “You can’t escape it.”

“How do you expect to win the Battle Royal when you can’t even conquer your own fear of an opponent?” Jake chimed in and just like Shane Maki’s face had replaced his, I looked over at Katie and Caleb’s faces had been replaced by Maki’s.

“Join us Jessie.” Katie chimed in and I turned to Caleb.

And it was at that point, that I realised that the instrumentals for “This Is Halloween” from The Nightmare Before Christmas were playing in the background, from where? You tell me! “Jessie and Maki are having a bloody feud.
This is certainly something strange
Come with us Jessie and be with Maki
There’s only two months till Halloween

Two months till Halloween, two months till Halloween
Halloween, Halloween……….” I was about ready to punch his lights out before the figures all disappeared, and right in front of me was Maki herself.

“What the fuck do you want Maki?!” I demanded as I stared down the recently signed English Bombshell and she let out an evil laugh.

“Your soul!” Maki responded before lunging at me.

Jessie’s home, Las Vegas, Nevada
Monday the 24th of January 2020, 800am

I awoke with a start and quickly realised that it was a nightmare, that just so happened to feature several people I know very well ranging from my husband and my step brother to a married couple that I’m at the very least on decent terms with, and then there was Maki.

“I swear to god, when I do retire, I’m asking Mark where the fuck he finds these weirdos!” I grumbled under my breath before swinging my legs over and getting out of bed.

*about an hour later*

I tried to go back to sleep after I realized how early it was but I had no such luck and eventually decided to just head downstairs after getting dressed and going through my morning routine, by the time Shane and Jake had woken up I was in the kitchen playing on my Nintendo Switch with the volume muted.

“Morning Jess?” Shane greeted me in a confused state and I nearly jumped out of my skin when I heard his voice. “You’re up early?”

“Yeah, I know, I usually have a lie in the day following a show, or a concert for that matter with the only exception being Bloodstock, god I miss concerts.” I groaned before I started scratching my eyes. “And I’ll give you one guess as to whose to blame for it.”

“Maki?” Jake asked and I nodded in response and they quickly got the idea. “You had a nightmare about her?”

“One of the weirdest fucking nightmares I’ve had in a long time, probably up there with the nightmares I had when I was still a recovering drug addict.” I admitted before turning off the Switch and putting it on charge. “And if your about to suggest going back to bed, don’t, tried going back to sleep twice once I realised how early it was and you can see the fucking results.” I added before Shane started getting breakfast ready. “It gets weirder, you guys were in the dream as well, as were Caleb and Katie.”

“What was Caleb singing?” Shane asked with an annoyed sigh and I shook my head.

“The opening chorus to “The is Halloween”, you know, Nightmare Before Christmas?” I asked and Shane nodded once he got the idea. “He didn’t get past that bit but more importantly, and I know this is going to sound weird, was the fact that all your faces had been replaced by Maki’s.” I added earning looks that could only be described as “what the actual fuck?!” from my male companions. “It looked really fucking weird on the guys since Shane and Caleb are 6ft 2 and Jake’s 6ft 10.”

“Yeah, I don’t think I’d be able to get any sleep after that either and I’m an army veteran who served two tours in Iraq!” Jake nodded in agreement as he sat down opposite me. “Believe me, I’ve seen stuff scarier than Maki!”

“Yeah but you’re not the Professional Wrestler in this house, I am!” I pointed out as I used my thumb to point towards me. “I was half tempted to ask you for advice for dealing with Maki after my attack on her two weeks ago, now I’m serious about it.”

“Except my techniques for dealing with Maki would likely get you disqualified.” Jake pointed out and I had to admit, he had a point. “Besides, your facing her in the Battle Royal which features seven other Bombshells, I know you initially said that you wanted nothing to do with it but for all you know Maki might get tossed out before you have to deal with her.” Jake added and I had to admit, he had a point. “And if all else fails, you could always ask Delia Darling for help.”

“Oh, yeah, I’m sure she’d love that!” I responded whilst making it clear just how much I hated the idea of asking for advice from the former leader of the Mean Girls. “I was one of the most vocal enemies of the Mean Girls when they were still a thing, the day I ask the former leader for advice with anything, let alone wrestling, is the day that hell freezes over and I become a Monkey’s Uncle.”

“Don’t you mean Monkey’s Aunt?” Shane corrected me and I shook my head. “Oh, right, that sounds weird, forget I said anything! If nothing else at least try to enjoy breakfast.” Shane added before plating up our breakfast and putting it on the table in front of us. “By the way, you did put the outfit you wore to the interview straight in the wash when we got back, right?”

“Whilst blood stained clothing is metal as fuck, walking around in it raises awkward questions from the police.” I deadpanned in response getting a laugh out of them before I went on to enjoy breakfast

*later*

It was now eleven o’clock and despite everything, I was somehow productive enough to get a promo done for the Battle Royal, how? How the fuck do I know?

“You’ve all seen the tweet Shane put out after the show last night and at the time? It was true, for the first time in my SCW career I wanted nothing to do with a Number One Contender’s Match for the World Bombshell Championship, so what changed? Why don’t you ask Maki? She somehow invaded my dreams last night and now I set here on barely any decent amount of sleep about to talk trash about her, Mercedes Vargas, Andrea Hernandez, Candy, Keira Fisher, Kate Steele, Alicia Lukas and Bea Barnhart! God fucking help me!”

No prizes for guessing who I’m kicking off with.

“First up on the chopping block is the woman who’s out to make my life a living hell all because I fucking slipped in the Ultimate X Over the Pool Match, that’s right it’s Maki and at first, I thought you were just another in a long line of freaks and weirdos that have been signed to SCW since they first opened their doors, that is until you took a vested interest in me because of what happened at Summer XXXTreme! All I’m going to say is that the sooner I can eliminate you and put you out of my mind, the better!”

Next up is Keira.

“And don’t think I’ve forgotten about the third challenger in that match for the Bombshell Roulette Championship, how could I after all the history we’ve had Keira? And yet here you are, once again chasing a title you can’t win because you’ll forever be in Roxi Johnson’s shadow! But then again, after her loss to Johanna last night I’m not so sure if she’s as good as she used to be but that’s a story for another time!”

And speaking of washed up has-beens.

“From one has-been to another and this time, we’ve got a latin flair with Mercedes Vargas, seriously Mercedes, when are you going to retire and just accept your role as SCW’s historian? Oh sure, you beat Bea Barnhart! Please excuse me for a moment whilst I pretend to be impressed that you beat a Barnhart! The only thing more pathetic than you trying to hold on to whatever relevancy you have left is Bea’s win-loss record!”

Speaking of Bea.

“I have to wonder what exactly makes Bea Barnhart qualified to be in this match when you look at the rest of the competitors, multiple time champions, an impressive newcomer and then, there’s you! Coincidentally you and your husband Bill are the only ones in this match who think you stand a chance of winning this match and, well, your just going to have to have to file this away in the ever growing file of Barnhart disappointments!”

Next up is Candy.

“It’s funny, because if it wasn’t for your impressive reign with the Bombshell Roulette Championship Candy, I would’ve lumped you right in with Bea as the most unqualified wrestlers in this match but before you celebrate, just remember that you escaped that designation by a slim margin because you haven’t done anything of note since then aside from feud with Violet Amelia Holt and I don’t see that changing anytime soon!”

Next up is Alicia.

“I was debating leaving Alicia for last, after all she was the last person I faced for the World Bombshell Championship last year and what a coincidence, that was also in the lead up to Violent Conduct, funny how fate works huh? So, I bet the question on your mind is “what’s changed in a year”? Well aside from the better win-loss record over Sam Marlowe, maybe the possibility that you’ve lost your edge Alicia? I mean, you didn’t win the title back on your first try this time and you’ll just have to wait for your second try!”

Next up is Andrea.

“In a way I envy Andrea, for one very obvious reason, she did what I couldn’t go back in 2017 and that was win the World Bombshell Championship on her first try and credit where it’s do, you held onto it for as long as you could but the fact that your in this match and not facing Violet speaks volumes, will you get another shot at Evie Andrea? I don’t think so, not when I’ve been hungrier for it and wanted it for longer!”

Finally, is Kate.

“How I lasted this long with my sanity intact, I don’t know but it’s fitting that I’m wrapping this up with someone who I once considered a friend, then you went and attacked Belinda and that went out the window Kate, but the real question is, will be thrown out of the match as quickly as I threw out our friendship? Only one way to find out and that involves the Battle Royal, hope you’ve got your frequent flyer miles Kate because I’ll be sending you flying out of the ring!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“When I saw that I was in the same match as Maki my initial reaction was “NOPE!” but now that I’ve had time to sleep in it and realize that there’s seven other Bombshells in the match thus increasing the likelihood of Maki getting thrown out first, things started to look up and I’m looking past not only Maki but Keira, Mercedes, Bea, Candy, Andrea, Alicia and Kate and towards finally winning what’s mine! This is the Unsainted Angel Jessie Salco signing off……...”

Right as I was about to finish Maki’s demonic laughter rang out, complete with a flash of thunder.

“And I’m not the least bit intimidated by Maki or anyone else in this match! Though I won’t exactly complain if Maki gets thrown out early either!”

I walked off as the scene fades.

47
Climax Control Archives / "Spinning my Wheels.”
« on: August 14, 2020, 09:43:51 PM »
In recent weeks, Jessie has felt like she has been spinning her wheels in SCW, it had been years since her last title reign and she ended up being eliminated from the Ultimate X Over the Pool Match simultaneously with Maki paving the way for Seleana to ultimately retain the Bombshell Roulette Championship over Keira, worse yet Maki was blaming Jessie for losing the title leaving her without much direction in her career.

But now that the fans were being allowed back in SCW that could change as this week on the first Climax Control of August Jessie was taking on another former Bombshell Roulette Champion who she had history with, in fact she was the one who lost the Bombshell Roulette Championship to Seleana Zdunich in singles competition! The last time they faced off in singles competition, Jessie had just come back from her Covid-19 scare to pick up a win over Violet but will history repeat?

Jessie’s hotel room, Las Vegas, Nevada
Friday the 14th of August 2020, 11:00am

Just one day removed from it being Friday the 13th, this year can go die in a dumpster fire.

Yeah, I know, I’m hardly the only one on the planet who’s thought that, especially since Bloodstock got cancelled! Yeah, we watched the European Metal Festival Alliance last weekend and even did mini moshpits when Angelus Apartrida called for them (yes, that was actually a thing that happened) and got introduced to a lot of new bands but it wasn’t the same as Bloodstock and we were all thinking the same thing, we would rather be at Bloodstock.

So, how does this weekend stack up in comparison? Take a fucking guess!

This week on Climax Control I’m getting a one on one rematch with Violet Amelia Holt, the last time I faced Violet was when I was coming back from my COVID-19 scare that forced me to miss two dates off the short lived Homecoming tour which my COVID-19 scare helped cancel, we’re still not exactly sure where we got it due to how long ago it was but my point still remains, Violet couldn’t beat me when I was coming back from a major health crises.

How does she expect to beat me when I’ve been COVID free since then and have found out that my body now has the anti-bodies needed to fight off COVID-19?

Oh yeah, speaking of that, we were told to stay in the hotel for testing after it was announced that fans would be returning to SCW but even with that in mind, I’m happy to stay put and get tested, and if your still asking why I’m choosing to do this, I just spent the last few minutes talking about my previous health scare with COVID-19, either you weren’t paying attention or your as dumb as you look and I’m leaning towards the latter.

“So, SCW’s finally letting fans back in and your facing Violet Amelia Holt, who you faced right before the lockdown shows started.” Jake commented as he thought back to the day of my return to Climax Control, good times. “If that’s not a bookend I don’t know what is.”

“You say that like I should be worried about Violet.” I responded with a scoff as I glanced up from my phone. “But she couldn’t beat me after I came back from the health scare, how can she expect to beat me when I’m 100%?”

“Not to mention she’s frustrated from her loss to Candy at Summer XXXTreme VIII, I don’t think I need to point out that she has a lot on her mind right now.” Shane chimed in as he looked up from s recipe book and I nodded in agreement. “But at least once we get tested, we’ll be able to go out again.”

“That’s if we don’t test positive for COVID-19 again.” I pointed out and Shane went to respond but couldn’t find the words. “Not saying I want to get that shit again! That fortnight of self-isolation was the most boring fortnight of my professional wrestling career and considering I’ve been wrestling for twelve years, that’s saying something!”

“Not to mention all the health concerns that come with getting COVID-19 again.” Jake pointed out and I nodded in agreement. “But hey, maybe you’ll get a third match with Violet when you come back from the next one.”

“Hell of a way to greet me back, hey, you survived not one but two cases of the disease that’s fucking the world ten ways from Sunday, here’s a match against Violet Amelia Holt to make you feel better!” I responded sarcastically before shaking my head. “You know what? Fuck it, Jake, grab the camera, it’s promo time!”

“On it!” Jake responded before he grabbed the camera and pointed it at me at which point, I got started on my promo.

“You ever heard of de-ja-vu? Because that’s what’s happening right now! I’m facing Violet Amelia Holt in singles competition this week on Climax Control after something related to COVID-19 happened in my life, first time? I just came back from two weeks of self-isolation after me and the boys got COVID-19, this time? Fans are finally being allowed to attend SCW shows again after several months of waiting, you know what else happened during our last singles match Violet?”

Go ahead, take a guess!

“That’s right, I beat you, one two three, in the middle of the ring, and as I said my health at the time, wasn’t exactly that great! And that’s me being generous! Fast forward a few months, I haven’t had any COVID scares since the last one and I recently found out that I have the anti-bodies to fight COVID-19, what does this mean for you Violet? Let me spell it out for you, you couldn’t beat me in singles action when I was recovering from an illness, what chance do you have against a healthy Jessie Salco?”

Like I need to answer that.

“I’ve been saying this a fair bit but if your first and last match as Bombshell Roulette Champion was just between me and you, you still would’ve lost the belt! The only thing that would’ve changed is who you dropped the belt too but I played the What If scenario enough during the lead up to the Fatal Four Way, in this match, there’s no “what if Jessie won” because we all know that Violet can’t beat me in singles competition!”

It’s that simple.

“I don’t know what Maki has in mind for me based on her recent tweets but if she tries to get involved and cost me the match, I’ll be ready for her! Ready to send her packing back to the backstage area whilst I pin Violet yet again! You lost to Candy at the PPV Violet and this is one case where your fortunes won’t turn around because I am not walking out of the Gold Coast Casino the loser of this match!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Roses are read, Violet can’t beat me, I suck at poetry, eat me! Seriously Violet once I’m done with you, you can look forward to continuing to embarrass your family’s name whilst Dustin wonders if his wife was banging the mail man when Violet was conceived  because I can’t see any other reason why you’ve failed to live up to your family’s name! This is the Unsainted Angel Jessie Salco signing off as I get ready to bounce back from my loss at Summer XXXTreme and more importantly, I stop spinning my wheels!”

I went back on my phone as the scene fades.

48
 (Carter was used with Chris’s permission)

At the beginning of the Supercard Cycle, Jessie was one of three challengers for the Roulette Championship as she, Seleana Zdunich and Bella Madison challenged then champion Violet Amelia Holt in the Main Event of the Queen for a Day show, Violet would end up losing the title in her first defence after Seleana made Jessie submit albeit after Christina interfered in the match, fast forward to the following week when Seleana made it clear that she was willing to take on anyone for the title.

It did not take long for Jessie to take up the challenge and she made sure that Seleana knew it by costing her a Triple Threat non-title match against Amber Ryan and Maki on the King for a Day show and attacking Seleana and Christina with the belt after the match, Mark went ahead and made their title match official the following week whilst adding that both women would be in the Ultimate X Over the Pool Match against Keira Fisher and Maki who were accompanying Jessie and Seleana respectively for the match, can Jessie win the Roulette Title?

Jessie’s hotel room, Las Vegas, Nevada
Friday the 17th of July 2020, 18:00pm

Ask and ye shall receive.

Frankly I don’t know how Seleana could’ve possibly expected anyone else to answer her challenge after she won the Roulette Championship at the beginning of the Supercard Cycle with a little help from her wife (surprise, surprise) and now we’re going to face each other not once but twice for the Roulette Championship in back to back matches, the first one is this Sunday at Climax Control with Maki in Seleana’s corner and Keira Fisher in my corner.

Why? Because the other match is one of the annual Ultimate X Over the Pool Matches at Summer XXXTreme, yes, they brought back the cruise despite the pandemic yet I’m still waiting for concerts to return, fucking typical.

And as you’ve probably guessed, Maki and Keira are the other competitors in the Roulette Title Match, so, what impact will this title match have on the title match at Summer XXXTreme? Not much aside from the fact that for the first time ever, I’ll be walking into Summer XXXTreme as a champion rather than as a challenger.

The fact that it’s taken me eight fucking years to achieve this is not lost on me!

“Okay, run it by me again.” Helluva Bottom Carter, or Carter as we are referring to him by, said as he sat at the table and Ari stood behind the kitchen counter alongside Shane with their arms crossed, why? You’ll see. “You somehow got talked into a cookoff against SCW’s resident Master Chef?”

“Yep.” Ari nodded as Jake got out their ingredients, they both had the same ingredients and pretty much the only rule was no shellfish since Carter was allergic to the stuff. “And Jake backed out because he’s heard the horror stories.”

“I’ve SEEN the horror stories, why aren’t I exempt?!” Carter protested and I struggled not to laugh as I watched on. “Too think, you baited me with the Austin nudes tweet.”

“It worked, didn’t it?” Shane asked with an amused look on his face before turning to Jake. “Okay, what’s the rules? Aside from the no shellfish rule.”

“One hour on the clock.” Jake responded as he set the timer on his alarm clock AKA the closest thing, we have to a MasterChef clock. “Just make something delicious, or in the case of Ari, edible, winning dish gets bragging rights, losing dish?” Jake trailed off before turning to me. “What did we agree on for the losing dish?”

“Has to wash the dishes.” I responded with an amused look on my face. “Frankly, I’m surprised that we’re not having Ari put on the washing up gloves right away.”

“I’ve still made more edible dishes than you’ve had World Bombshell Title Reigns Jessie.” Ari responded and the boys went OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and I had to admit, that diss was funny.

“BOOM!” Carter responded in between laughs as we settled down. “Little Ari is growing up fast!”

“And I’ll just remind you that I’ll be turning twenty in three months.” Ari responded with a grin as she looked at her nails playfully. “Ready when you are.”

“Start the clock.” I called out and Jake started the timer, he got the camera out and I went up to the cooks interviewer style. “So, Greek Angel, something Greek right?”

“If I had a few hours I’d slow cook some lamb for my bestie, but I don’t have a few hours, plus the last time I tried to slow cook something I accidentally set Carter’s hair on fire.” Ari responded as she got the pressure cooker ready and prepped some lamb and veg. “So, I’m doing pressure cooked lamb casserole, Greek style.”

“You set Carter’s hair on fire?” I responded with a concerned look and Ari nodded in response, I shared a look with Jake before we quickly made our way over to Shane. “Shane, what are you cooking?”

“Well I’ve yet to set anyone’s hair on fire so that’s a point for me.” Shane responded with a grin and Ari gave him a mock death glare. “Seriously Ari is a sweetheart and a great wrestler but as a cook? Not so much, with that in mind I’m keeping it simple, fish and chips with a tartare sauce!”

“In an hour?” I asked with a raised eyebrow and Shane nodded.

“Well, I need to fillet the cod, prep the tartare sauce and get my potatoes ready for the fryer so yeah, I have some work to do.” Shane nodded in response as he started filleting and pinboning the cod and I went over to the table where Carter was sitting.

“Okay, Carter I have to ask.” I commented and Carter turned to me. “Is there any truth behind Ari setting your hair on fire?”

“It’s not nearly as serious as it sounds, only my extensions caught on fire.” Carter assured me and me and Jake breathed sighs of relief. “Which she still owes me for I might add!”

“I’ll pay you back after the PPV!” Ariana responded from the counter as she put her food in the pressure cooker and got it started. “Okay, now to work on a sauce, thanks for providing brandy Jake.”

“Your welcome, I guess!” Jake responded with an uncertain look on his face before turning to Carter. “Did she set your hair on fire doing some flambe for a sauce?”

“Yes, and that is why I am perfectly content to sit over here!” Carter responded before getting an idea and turning to me. “Say Jess, I have an idea, and no it’s not run away, you mind if I interview you for your promo against Seleana to pass the time?”

“That’s not a bad idea actually.” I nodded in agreement before we heard flames going off, sure enough Ari was flambéing her pan. “Do we need to call the fire department Ari?”

“Nope, I got it under control!” Ari responded as the flames died down, I was half expecting a demon to emerge from the flames at that point but when no demon emerged, I got ready to do my promo.

“I’m here with Jessie Salco and she has agreed to let me interview her about her Roulette Title Match this Sunday at Climax Control!” Carter said excitedly before turning to me. “What are your thoughts heading into your matches against Seleana?”

“You’ve heard the phrase “two’s company, three’s a crowd etc.”, well, how do you think I feel about having my future challengers at ringside? Keira’s technically on my side but we’ve never exactly seen eye to eye on most things SCW and I don’t know Maki well enough to get a good read on her yet! As for Seleana herself, she can’t win a title without her wife’s help, the same thing happened when she won the World Bombshell Championship from Alicia Lukas and this reign will end the same way that reign ended, on its first defence.”

“Hey at least Seleana earned those shots.” Ari chimed in from the counter and I rolled my eyes knowing what she was about to say. “As opposed to you Ms. “I want a title shot because I’ve been here longer than most of the roster”.”

“Did she really earn those shots though? The first one was given to her as a preview for the upcoming PPV, the second was literally gift wrapped to her by her wife in the guise of charity, to put it bluntly Seleana’s two title reigns weren’t ended, they were gifts from her wife who, as I may remind you, attacked Seleana to get that World Bombshell Title Shot at the PPV in the first place and say what you will about me and titles but every time I won a singles title I didn’t need anyone’s help! I won those titles on my own, fair and square.”

“Okay, I’ll grant that you have a point there.”  Ari admitted as she waited for the pressure cooker to do its thing, as for why she has that it’s Shane’s but he’s letting her use it. “How long left on the clock?”

“Half an hour to go.” Jake responded and the two cooks went back to work, and I was almost tempted to play some stock music from MasterChef Australia to add to the tension.

“Well, Ari took my question so here’s my next one.” Carter responded as he cleared his throat. “Are you worried about Christina interfering again?”

“With Maki and Keira at ringside? I don’t think even she’s that dumb! Sure, Maki’s technically on Seleana’s side but what does Maki have to gain from Seleana retaining the title via interference from Christina? Aside from that, Christina has her own problems with McKenzie Paige from London Underground and being a fellow Go Gym graduate who took on London Underground in your Climax Control debut you two should know how nasty they are.”

“Technically I took on Charlotte in that Tag Team Title Match but your right, they are as nasty as they are talented.” Ariana corrected me as she released the pressure on the cooker to check on her lamb casserole. “Wow, this is actually perfect!”

“It’s a Christmas Miracle in July!” Carter exclaimed as Ari got the lamb and the veg out of the pressure cooker. “How’s the fish coming Shane?”

“Fish fillet is about to go in the fryer, everything else is good to go.” Shane responded as he got a plate out for plating and Ari did likewise.

“Okay, my dinner is almost done so I’d better get this over with.” Carter commented as he turned to me. “Any other thoughts before you wrap this up?”

“They say that those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it and whilst a different title may be on the line in this match the scenario is pretty much the same, it’s Seleana’s first defence since Christina gift wrapped the title for her at the beginning of the cycle and the fact that Seleana put out this challenge herself says a lot about how confident or dumb she is and personally? I’m leaning towards dumb!”

“I could make so many jokes about that.” Carter commented dryly and I rolled my eyes in response. “But it’s looking like my dinners almost done so how about we wrap this up?”

“Sounds good to me, Seleana’s talented but her two title reigns have one common thread between them, her wife, she has proven incapable of winning a title on her own and this Sunday history will repeat itself when I take the title from Seleana and hold it for a third time! As for Keira and Maki, they had better watch out because nothing will stand between me and the Bombshell Roulette Title! This is the Unsainted Angel Jessie Salco signing off and Seleana had better kiss has ill gotten title goodbye because I won’t be hers for much longer!”

“Okay time’s up, Shane, Ari, the food smells amazing, bring it to the tasting table.” Jake called out and they brought their dishes over, as for who won? Well I’m not about to reveal that as the scene fades.

49
Climax Control Archives / “Is This A Joke?!”
« on: July 03, 2020, 07:45:36 PM »
 At the end of the Queen for a Day Climax Control Christina’s plan came to fruition, not only had her team won the Control Your Destiny Match but Seleana had ended Violet’s title reign as Roulette Champion with outside interference from Christina to allow Seleana to win the title. Seleana went on to put out an open challenge for any challenger to challenge her and by all reports Jessie, who was the one who took the fall in the Fatal Four Way Match, was interested in accepting that challenge.

That would have to wait however as it was the week of the King for a Day Climax Control and unlike Christina, Jack Washington was only looking out for one person, himself and to that end he filled every other match slot with non-title matches whilst putting himself in a title match in the Main Event, as for Jessie? Well she had gone from the Main Event to the opening match as she was competing in a Tag Team Match against Keira Fisher Johnson and former Roulette Champion Candy, her partner? None other than her old rival Mercedes Vargas, can Jessie and Mercedes put their difficulties aside and win?

Jessie’s hotel room, Las Vegas, Nevada
Friday the 3rd of July 2020, 11:00am

Some things never change.

Take a wild guess as to what I’m talking about, I’ll wait! Okay, wait time’s over, it’s the week of the King for a Day Card and whilst it’s nowhere near as bad as Christina’s card from two weeks ago it’s still bad but not in the same “so bad, it’s good” style of Christina’s card, this is basically so okay it’s average to the point where I’m not going to bother doing a “how would I have booked this card” segment for it because frankly, it wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for two glaring problems.

A card full of non-title matches and the World Championship on the line in the Main Event, and guess who booked himself a title shot.

Before anyone points out the obvious, yes I was planning on doing the same thing if I won the Queen for a Day Match, I’ve admitted that so many times that I may as well add “broken record” to my list of nicknames, here’s the main difference between my card and Jack’s card, yes I was selfish enough to plan to use this card to book myself in a World Bombshell Championship Match, hell I was hardly the only one with that idea! But at the same time, I made sure that five superstars and Bombshells got title matches by way of the Six Pack Challenge Matches.

So, where does that leave me on the card? Well I’ve gone from the Main Event of the Queen for a Day show, to the opener of the King for a Day Show as I’m teaming with Mercedes Vargas to take on Keira Fisher and Candy, oh joy.

“Well, at least Jack’s not putting his friends in title matches.” Jake shrugged his shoulders as we looked over the card for the fifth time today, this was mostly to see if I could get any material out of another “Jessie Salco rebooks the show” episode (title’s a work in progress) but we honestly couldn’t find any. “But then again based on his reply to your tweet, it’s pretty clear that he’s not here to make friends.”

“I thought this was wrestling, not a reality tv show.” I responded with a scoff as I rolled my eyes at Jake’s comment. “We may have fallen out over the incident that led to the title shot ban but I’m still rooting for Ben Jordan to kick Jack’s ass.”

“I’m pretty sure that the same can be said of the rest of the roster.” Shane nodded in agreement before I sat down on the bed. “So, no material for another “rebook the card” show?”

“Honestly, it looks like a card Mark and Christian would book with one glaring exception.” I responded as I pointed to the main event. “Jack put himself in the only title match on the card! At least in my card I went out of my way to give other people title matches in the forms of the Six Pack Challenge Matches.”

“Personally, I think Violet still would’ve lost the Roulette Title in her first defence, the only thing I can’t decide on is who would’ve won.” Jake nodded in agreement before he pointed to the opening match. “And now for the elephant in the room, the opening match.”

“Yep, last time I teamed up with Mercedes was in the leadup to me challenging for the Internet Title at 2017’s Into the Void.” I responded with a nod as I looked at the match in question. “I don’t remember who our opponents were last time but I ended up winning my first and to date only Internet Championship reign, and with Seleana’s little challenge that she issued last week, well, you know what they say about history repeating.”

“Some of my friends on Facebook think that this whole Covid-19 thing is history repeating itself from the Spanish Flu Pandemic.” Shane responded as he shook his head. “I don’t really pay attention to those friends.”

“Between them and the Trump Supporters who think it’s all a hoax, they’re not worth the headaches.” Jake nodded in agreement before he turned to me. “And I’m guessing you want to talk about the opener?”

“Let’s see, talk about conspiracy theories all day all talk about my match, hard choice.” I responded sarcastically before handing him the camera, Shane went to the PC to play Fire Emblem Path of Radiance via an emulator and I got ready to do my promo.

“I was going to do another “how I would’ve booked this week’s card” segment for the King for a Day card but after going through this week’s card I found that it was worth as much effort as Jack put into the matches not featuring his selfish ass! Instead I’m just going to jump right into my match this week as Jack in his infinite wisdom has teamed me up with Mercedes Vargas to take on Keira Fisher and Cady, oh joy!”

I said as I shook my head.

“When I saw this match my first thought was “Is This A Joke”, and even if it was, it isn’t as funny as the joke of a card Christina put together two weeks ago! Mercedes has already said that she isn’t going to bring up any useless titbits as Jack put it but I’m happy to remind the audience that this isn’t the first time we’ve teamed up, the first time I teamed up with Mercedes was way back in 2017 in the lead up to that year’s Into the Void where I was challenging her for the Internet Title, we lost that match but I went on to win the title and whilst Mercedes hasn’t held a title in some time I feel confident in history repeating itself given my current plans for a certain champion.”

More on that much later, first up is Candy.

“I would say that I’m revealing my hand too early by starting with Candy, but I don’t care! Candy your reign with the Roulette Championship may have been impressive but now that you’ve lost it the world has its eyes on you and how you’ll bounce back from the loss and losing to Maki in her debut match? Not a good start by any stretch! That losing streak is going to continue on Sunday Candy when me and Mercedes win and the win will be too sweet!”

Next up is Keira.

“And speaking of the Bombshell Internet Championship, up next we have the most recent challenger for that title in the form of Kiera “can never get out of Roxi’s shadow” Johnson and whilst I will congratulate Keira on winning her last match, beating Apple Corren is like picking up the win over El Dark, sure you’ve won but it was against the easiest opponent in the division! And any momentum from that win will go up in a puff of smoke when me and Mercedes win.”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“To put it bluntly, this match is just a stop on the road for me because I have other plans that’ll be revealed this Sunday at Climax Control, it may be King for a Day but the women are opening things up in this tag team match between me and Mercedes Vargas and Keira Fisher and Candy and regardless of whether or not I win, I’ll be setting my sites higher! This is the “Unsainted Angel” Jessie Salco signing off, Candy and Keira may be friends and me and Mercedes aren’t, but we’ve teamed up before and that’s our key to victory.”

Jake shut off the cameras after finishing the recording as the scene fades.

50
Climax Control Archives / “Fantasy Booker.”
« on: June 15, 2020, 09:26:13 AM »
 Into the Void IX has come and gone as had the two King and Queen for a Day Matches which where won by Christina Rose and Jack Washington respectively setting up an interesting scenario for the first two cards of the upcoming Supercard Cycle starting with Christina’s card which was odd to say the least, not only was the Top Champions opening the card in a Strange Bedfellows Match but two four Bombshells and Superstars were getting the chance to control their destiny, basically guaranteeing them a title shot at any point for the rest of the year.

So where did that leave Jessie? Jessie was one of the competitors in the Queen for a Day Match and was open about the fact that she planned to use that opportunity to give herself a shot at Evie Jordan’s World Bombshell Championship in the Main Event, well she was still in the Main Event but in a completely different title match as she was taking on Violet Amelia Holt, Seleana Zdunich and Bella Madison for the SCW Bombshell Roulette Championship in a match where Christina was spinning the wheel instead of Ms. Rocky Mountains, Christina’s intention here was obvious, she wanted her wife to win the Roulette Championship whilst disguising it as charity to three downtrodden Bombshells but can Jessie win?

Jessie’s hotel room, Las Vegas, Nevada
Sunday the 14th of June 2020, 13:00pm

So, next week should be interesting.

Those of you who haven’t seen Into the Void IX yet, what rock have you been living under? The show aired last week! Anyway, the King and Queen for a Day Matches where decided and once again I find myself as the bridesmaid and never the bride as Christina won the Queen for a Day Match, her card will be posted soon and whilst she has said on Twitter that she had something in store for me this week I don’t know what that something is.

And considering the feud we found ourselves in towards the end of last year, I’m not expecting anything good.

That’s basically what I’ve been doing all day as at least if I had a show tonight I’d have something to look forward to (and yes, I do know about SCU’s all male show but for obvious reasons, I’m not attending that show) but instead all I’ve been able to do today is watch the boys take turns trying (and failing) to beet a Troll Level in Super Mario Maker 2, not helped by the fact that the creator decided that not only making sections of the level upside down but making a perpetual motion machine with two pairs of conveyor belts in an upside down section was a fun idea.

Oh look, the card’s up!

“Oh god damn it!” Jake cussed as Mario fell off screen, I wasn’t paying attention as I was reading the card and the more, I read it, the more I questioned Christina’s intelligence. “Why would you put upside down sections in a Troll level? Why?!”

“At least the level this guy made that was played by DGR was fun.” Shane nodded in agreement just I reached the final match on the card. “Do you think we should send this level code to Krystal?”

“That depends on whether or not you want to drive a Go Gym Graduate to insanity.” Jake responded just as I laughed very loudly for several seconds straight. “I didn’t think my joke was that funny Jess.”

“I wasn’t paying attention to what you guys were saying.” I responded just as I regained my composure.as I shook my head. “The real joke is Christina’s card.”

“It’s up?” Jake asked and I nodded before showing them the card, as they read through it an idea popped into my head and I started searching for something that we had brought from home. “What the hell? Evie and Ben in the opener on opposite sides of the ring?”

“And her wife in the Main Event against you, Violet and Bella for the Roulette Title?” Shane agreed just as I got the board out, prior to the pandemic we had been using this thing to plan our concerts around Climax Controls and Supercards with one week in August being marked as “BLOODSTOCK” for obvious reasons. “It didn’t take long for power to go to Christina’s head.”

“That was obvious from the tweets she was putting out.” Jake responded before he realized that I was wiping the board clear. “Err, Jess, what are you doing?”

“Playing fantasy booker.” I responded simply and the boys shared a look. “You guys know that I had been thinking about the Queen for a Day Match all week long, I say we book a better Climax Control than Christina?”

“We?” Jake asked with a raised eyebrow. “Do you want us to film you? Make it part of your promo for the Roulette Title Match?”

“Yeah, why not go all out, and thanks for volunteering.” I commented before tossing the camera to Jake who caught it, I had to show him how to use it but once it was on, we were ready to go. “Hello and welcome to Jessie’s booking corner, the first and probably last episode where I look at a Climax Control card and see if I can book it better than the idiot who actually booked it! This week’s card happens to feature me on it but that’s the only good thing that Christina did when she put this hot mess of a card together.”

I commented as I moved to the side of the board.

“I mean seriously, the World Heavyweight and World Bombshell Champions in the opener? Her own wife in the Main Event for the Roulette Title? Booking herself in a match where if she wins, she gets to book her own title match for the rest of the year? If I didn’t know any better, I’d say that Christina was blackmailing the bosses and as a fellow competitor in the Queen for a Day Match I had my own ideas for the card! And trust me, I’ll get to the actual card later!”

I said before writing down the opener.

“In the opening match, Maki makes her debut against Bella Madison.” I stated before Shane put his hand up. “Shane, I know I’m in front of a board, but this isn’t a classroom!”

“I know but I have one question.” Shane responded as I turned to him. “Why that as the opener?”

“Maki is making her debut at this show and historically the debuting wrestlers have always opened up the card, unless they are debuting at a Supercard for some reason, Bella is coming off her failed attempt at winning the Mixed Tag Team Titles at Into the Void so I’m giving her a chance to bounce back against a newcomer.” I said before writing the next match down. “And now for the only match I agree with Christina on, but with a slight twist as Agostino Romano takes on Malachi and El Dark in a Triple Threat.”

“Again, I ask, why?” Shane asked and I cleared my throat.

“Agostino is making his debut, but El Dark can’t win a match to save his life, that fact is well established!” I responded before pointing to Malachi’s name. “But by throwing Malachi into the mix, we at least ensure that Agostino gets a decent challenge for his debut match!”

“Unless Agostino somehow ends up being worse than El Dark in which case it’s an easy win for Malachi.” Shane responded with a nod as he got the idea before I wrote the next match down. “How many matches are you planning to book?”

“Eight, though the next two are easy choices.” I responded as I wrote the next match down. “Both Roulette Titles on the line and starting with the women! Violet Amelia Holt defends the Roulette Title in a Six Pack Challenge against Keira Fisher, Candy, Mercedes Vargas, Andrea Hernandez, and Myra Rivers! And because it’s the other idea I liked from Christina’s card I’d be spinning the wheel for both matches.”

“Okay, I like the fact that your giving Candy another shot, but why the Six Pack Challenge format?” Shane asked and I grinned broadly.

“Don’t want to make things too easy for my opponent this week! Besides, if the Roulette Wheel lands on the right spot, say a Ladder Match, then this match will be a crazy one!” I responded before writing the next match down. “And now for the Men’s Roulette Title Six Pack Challenge! Kedron Williams defends the title against Stephan Callaway, Griffin Hawkins, Lachlan Kaine, Bill Barnhart and Jack Washington!” I added before Shane put his hand up. “Yes Shane?”

“Don’t get me wrong, sounds like a hell of a match.” Shane responded as he put his hand down. “But why the king for a day in this match?”

“I would’ve put the former Roulette Champion in this match if Jack Ruscow hadn’t left the company after Into the Void IX.” I admitted before putting the next match down. “Just three more matches to go, up next is “Distorted Angel” Amber Ryan against Alicia Lukas with the Number One Contendership for the World Bombshell Championship at stake.”

“Okay, that has match of the year candidate written all over it.” Shane nodded in approval and I could see that Jake agreed. “But giving Amber a shot so soon? Especially after the Ice Cream incident.”

“Look, unlike Christina I’m not using this card to carry out petty grudges, if I was, I’d put her against The Metal Maniacs in a Handicap Hardcore Match where she’s blindfolded and had her hands tied behind her back.” I responded and Shane couldn’t help but chuckle remembering when I was in that position earlier this year. “Besides that, this is a match I want to see, plain and simple.” I added before putting another match down. “Next match, Mason Alexander Vanderbilt vs. Alex Jones, questions?”

“Seems a bit random, the guy who debuted at Into the Void against one half of the Mixed Tag Champs.” Shane responded and I shrugged.

“Wanted to put a Mixed Tag Title Match here but I couldn’t decide on a partner for Mason, besides, he impressed me at Into the Void and not just because of his physique.” I responded before putting the semi-main event down. “And just so the current World Bombshell Champion’s husband doesn’t feel left out, Ben Jordan defends the title against O’Malley.”

“Nice, Ben gets revenge for Into the Void.” Shane nodded in approval before I wrote down the final match. “And I’m not even going to question your final match.”

“Was it that obvious?” I asked rhetorically before pointing to the last match which, off course, was me vs. Evie for the title. “Hey, I admitted during my promos for the Queen for a Day Match that this was what I was planning to do with my temporary power.” I responded before folding my arms. “So, better or worse than Christina’s card?”

“Definitely better.” Shane nodded in approval as he looked over my card. “Four titles on the line, even if you would be abusing your power somewhat, and the top champs in their rightful places at the top of the card.”

“And I think the rest of the roster would agree.” I responded before putting my real match down. “Unfortunately we are stuck with the hot mess of a card that Christina put together and that includes my real main event this week as I’m taking on Violet, Seleana and Bella for the Roulette Title with Christina spinning the wheel and if the queen doesn’t try to sneak “Seleana wins the match by breathing” onto the Roulette Wheel I’ll be surprised.”

I said before starting with the champ.

“On my card, Violet is defending the Roulette Title which is one of the very few things that me and Christina agreed on, unfortunately for you Violet you are defending the title against me, Bella and Seleana and as the only brunette woman in this match I can’t help but feel like I’m surrounded by dumb blondes! Now that that joke’s out of the way, I will say congratulations on winning the title at Into the Void, but commiserations are in order because you’re not walking out of the Go Gym the Roulette Champion!”

Next up is Bella.

“Both me and Christina had the same idea, to stick Bella Madison on our cards, only difference is I put her in the opener and Christina put her in the Main Event, as for whether or not Bella belongs in the Main Event, well unfortunately for you Bella the answer is a big fat no for reasons I’ll get into when I get around to addressing Christina’s wife but in the meantime just know that the only way this match is ending is in your defeat!”

And last but not least is Seleana.

“This is the only wrestler in this match that wasn’t included in me and Christina’s cards because I didn’t include Seleana in my card, why? Because the best thing she’s ever done in SCW is break Christian Underwood’s nose! The only reason Seleana is in this match is nepotism, she’s Christina’s wife, Christina’s busy basically booking herself a World Bombshell Title Match and she wanted to disguise this match as a charity move, the only real charity that’ll benefit from this move is the “Seleana hasn’t won a title in ages” charity but that’s only if Seleana wins, spoiler alert, she isn’t!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Christina acted like she was booking this match out of the goodness of her heart but the moment she put Seleana Zdunich’s name down in a match against me, Violet and Bella is the moment that her intentions became clear as day, the only charity she wants to help is the “give my wife a title” charity and it’s going to fall flat on it’s face because not only have I booked a far better card than the hot mess that we are stuck win but I am walking out of the Go Gym the new SCW Bombshell Roulette Champion! This is the “Unsainted Angel” Jessie Salco signing off and just think, we could’ve had a PPV quality card on an episode of Climax Control, unfortunately this is the hot mess we are left with and it’ll end with me as the new SCW Roulette Champion!”

Jake turned off the camera as the scene fades.

51
Climax Control Archives / “WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK?!”
« on: May 21, 2020, 08:42:17 PM »
 Jessie and Caleb’s bid to win the Mixed Tag Team Titles from Wolfslair didn’t end the way they wanted as Jessie ended up taking the pin from Johanna after a competitive match, meaning that Caleb’s upcoming match against Tiberius the Great of Elysia was still going ahead, however Jessie faced a new challenge at the staying home show (AKA the going home show of Into the Void IX) as she was taking on the newcomer Amber Ryan in her debut match, Jessie was initially just treating this as a regular match, however Amber’s first promo aired today, and she compared Jessie to vanilla ice cream, Jessie was angry now but can she win?

Jessie’s hotel room, Las Vegas, Nevada
Thursday the 21st of May 2020, 18:00pm

Who the fuck does she think she fucking is?!

I was just going to go into this match as any other match, a match against a new Bombshell on the roster calling herself Distorted Angel, gee, I fucking wonder why the bosses put us in a match together, it’s not like I’ve been calling myself an angel for the past few years now, albeit not anything like your typical angel if we’re being honest, and a good a warm up for the show after this which just so happens to be Into the Void IX.

AND THEN HER FIRST PROMO AIRED!

Look, I don’t usually make a habit of watching my opponent’s promos until after the show, I try not to let that affect me heading into the match but I saw some buzz circling around twitter about my opponent’s promo so out of curiosity I watched it whilst the boys played Mario Kart on the Switch.

A game they had to abandon when they realized that I was about to throw a chair through the TV.

“Jess, put the chair down.” Jake tried to talk me down as I measured up the TV behind him, for a bit of context, I’m 5ft 2, Jake is 6ft 10, Shane is 6ft 2, yeah in hindsight there was no way I was going to get that chair over their heads. “Not only will the bosses make you pay for the new TV, you also risk vandalism charges if you actually hit that TV!” Jake added as I continued to do the math in my head whilst Shane moved to my side.

“Err, Jake, don’t you mean destruction of private property?” Shane asked with a look of confusion on his face and Jake shook his head. “We don’t even know what she’s mad about anyway!”

“She compared me to vanilla fucking ice cream!” I responded bluntly and my two male companions shared a look of disbelief. “I know you weren’t paying attention to her promo but that’s what she fucking did!”

“Okay, that’s certainly an insult that I haven’t heard before and, well, I’ve been with you on this wrestling journey for eight years now!” Jake admitted before pausing. “Jesus motherfucking Christ on a pogo stick, that makes me feel so old!”

“But is it really worth throwing a chair through the TV because she compared you to vanilla ice cream?” Shane asked as I finally let go off the chair and he moved it across the room from me. “I happen to like Vanilla Ice Cream!”

“Yeah, I fucking noticed, that’s like the only flavor you ever order from the Ice Cream Vans at Bloodstock!” I responded as I sat down on the bed and let out a deep breath. “But it wasn’t just that, she called me that because she thought I was a bland nice girl, like the past eight fucking years of my fucking life didn’t matter to her.”

“Well, she is a newcomer.” Jake pointed out as he and Shane went back to where the Switch was set up. “And you can use the match to prove her wrong.” Jake added unintentionally giving me the idea to get my promo done now so I got my camera out to do my promo.

“You know what? I’m not going to talk about the Mixed Tag Team Title Match last week on Climax Control because clearly, Caleb’s mind was elsewhere during the match, no instead I’m just going to focus on my match this Sunday at the “Staying Home Show” of Climax Control before we head into the next PPV Into the Void IX where I’m taking on the newcomer “The Distorted Angel” Amber Ryan, my first thoughts were “how original, at least this will be a good warm-up for Into the Void”, and then her first promo aired and she compared me to vanilla ice cream, at which point my thoughts went to “WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK?!”.”

I yelled out making the boys jump as they realized that I was doing a promo.

“Who the fuck do you think you are Amber? Oh, you’re the fucking Carnage Champion for some garbage fed. Whoop de fucking do………”

“Err, Jess?” Jake chimed in as he glanced over at me. “Should I get the swear jar we normally reserve for when your playing a new Pokémon game, or any Pokémon game for that matter, ready?”

“Go the fuck ahead.” I responded with an annoyed sigh as Jake got the swear jar out and the boys put several dollars in it. “Where the fuck was I? Oh yeah, whoop de fucking do! Those titles don’t mean shit to me because clearly, my accomplishments here in SCW don’t mean shit to a fucking moron like you! Why? Because if you had bothered to do five fucking minutes of research, you’d realize that the vanilla fucking ice cream comment doesn’t make any fucking sense!”

“We’re going to have to use this thing as a collection plate aren’t, we?” Shane asked as he motioned to the swear jar after they had put several more dollars into it.

“Either that or we grab another swear jar.” Jake responded and I shook my head before continuing.

“Let me break it the fuck down to you Amber, I joined SCW back when it was a fledgling company selling out high school gyms, national guard armories, I’ve held every almost every title  that’s been available to the Bombshells including the now defunct Bombshell Tag Team Titles three times, don’t fucking compare me to vanilla fucking ice cream! I’m not just some bland nice girl who’s happy to be in the fucking company, I’ve earned my spot here in SCW five times over and your fucking ignorance is astonishing!”

U added before running a hand down my face.

“Oh, what’s that? You like to fucking hurt people, like a give a fucking shit! I’ve been in some of the most violent fucking matches in SCW history, the first Tai Pei Death Match? Check, the Chamber of Extreme match last fucking year? Check! An extreme rules match with a psychopath called Twisted fucking Sister. Motherfucking check! There’s bound to be some fucking overs that I’m fucking forgetting about but there is someone you can fucking ask, her name is Mercedes fucking Vargas, she’s old as shit and remembers fucking everything! Go ask her after I beat the living fucking shit out of you!”

“Is it bad that I think “Mercedes fucking Vargas” has a nice ring to it?” Shane asked out loud as the boys put more money in the swear jar.

“No because I was thinking the same thing.” Jake admitted before looking at the swear jar’s contents. “We could probably buy a new guitar with this.”

“To fucking summarize you ignorant shitfaced bitch, I am not just some fucking newbie you can beat up in your debut and call it a day, I’ve been around the fucking block and I’ve done more in this company than you have as the fucking carnage champion so when I fucking embarrass you on TV in your debut maybe people will see that other fucking fed for the fucking joke that it fucking is! In the fucking meantime, feel free to go fuck yourself with a rusty fucking shotgun!”

And with that I decided to fucking wrap things up!

“I swear to fucking god, the fucking bosses are going to book a fucking rematch between us for the PPV just so they can see how many more fucking swear words I can fucking fit into a fucking promo! Amber, you’ve made the biggest fucking mistake of your SCW career during the fucking build up to your fucking debut match which has to be some kind of fucking record and all because you fucking compared me to vanilla fucking ice cream! This is the fucking Unsainted Angel Jessie fucking Salco signing the fuck off! Amber, you don’t know what the fuck you’ve fucking stepped into with that vanilla ice cream comment but at the end of the night you’ll fucking resemble a bloody fucking Mary!”

I looked over to see the boys counting up the contents of the swear jar as the scene fades.

52
Character Building Roleplays / Arrival
« on: May 17, 2020, 10:38:17 AM »
 (Gabriel used with permission from Mark)

It was June of 2016, back then I was still a redhead gamer from down under with dreams of becoming a professional wrestler but that was about to change, I said goodbye to Kylie, the friend who had gotten me into Dungeons and Dragons, Magic the Gathering and video games in general after I packed my bags and left my shithole of a home.

It was a long flight, one day, thirteen hours with two stops to be precise, hell that was my first time on an airplane to boot so yeah, nerves were at an all time high as we finally reached Las Vegas International Airport, the owners of the Go Gym knew that I was coming, they said that someone would be waiting for me at the airport once I touched down and went through TSA so it wasn’t like I was going there completely blind.

It wasn’t long before I was through the TSA and wondering around the airport lobby looking for someone holding up a sign with my name on it, that didn’t take long but I had to do a double take when I saw that it was Gabriel himself that was waiting for me at the airport, once I confirmed that I wasn’t seeing things I raced up to him as quick as I could whilst carrying my luggage.

“Krystal Wolfe? I’m glad to finally meet you.” Gabriel greeted me once he saw me, as I said before this was before I started dying my hair blue but aside from that everything else was basically the same, I still had my muscle tone and tattoos as well as my fashion sense, or lack thereof if you asked Kylie. “How was your flight?”

“Long and boring, it was a thirty seven hour long flight with two layovers.” I admitted before two of Gabriel’s assistants took my luggage, “It would’ve been a lot better if I could use my 3DS nut no, I had to leave it off, did I mention that this my first time ever in an airplane?”

“You get used to it, come on I bet your hungry.” Gabriel invited me whilst motioning to the airport restaurant ad yeah, I was starving so we went over to the airport restaurant for a bite to eat. “Just to clarify some details, you intend to go by the name Krystal Wolfe after graduation?”

“Technically I’ve been going by that name for a year, I had my name legally changed to it last year.” I explained once I made myself comfortable. “It was the name of my first Dungeons and Dragons Character, a human ranger, I liked the sound of it and decided to roll with it when I had my name changed.” I added and Gabriel nodded.

“I’ve never played myself, but I suppose it’s a good a place as any to get your name from.” Gabriel responded and I grinned in response. “Any idea what wrestling style you’ll specialize in?”

“That’s a good question, even whilst watching SCW I couldn’t narrow down a favorite style of wrestling.” I admitted with a sheepish grin before thinking for a minute. “I guess if I had to narrow it down, I’d go with All-Rounder, but we’ll see how it goes I guess.”

“Indeed.” Gabriel nodded before a waitress came over to take our orders, once she had our orders, she went to give them to the chef. “Has your place of residence been sorted out?”

“That was once of the first things I did when I made the decision to move here.” I nodded as I shifted my weight. “Right now, I have a small apartment over in Reno but once I make enough money from my YouTube Channel, I’ll move into Las Vegas proper.” I added and in hindsight I can tell you that that arrangement didn’t last long, once I got my gaming pc built my YouTube channel blew up overnight allowing me to buy my own house in Vegas within a few months.

“Yes, you mentioned that in our Skype Chats, I could make it mandatory for all new students to subscribe to your channel once it gets going.” Gabriel suggested jokingly and I let out a small laugh in response. “And now for the big question, one that I ask every new student of mine, what do you want to get out of me and Odette’s training? Aside from being trained by your hero off course.”

“There are a few things that come to mind.” I responded as my expression darkened a bit. “Living the dream of all wrestling fans off course but a large part of it is not wanting to be a victim any longer, I won’t go into details but my dad was a drunken waste of space, part of the reason I changed my name was so I could distance myself from him and his family.”

“I am sorry to hear that.” Gabriel nodded in understanding before the waitress brought over our drinks, he would eventually get the whole story, my dad beat mom to death and buried her in our back garden before turning his anger on me, it wasn’t long after I moved out that authorities arrested him for murder after I told the police everything. “I won’t pry but if you need an ear me and Odette will be happy to lend you one.”

“I’ll keep that in mind.” I nodded with a grin before taking a sip from my drink, we talked more over the meal but it was more so that Gabriel could get to know me better than anything else before we left so he could how me to the gym and arrange transport to my new apartment in reno.

It was the beginning of my current journey and one I don’t intend to stop anytime soon.

53
Climax Control Archives / “Throwing a Wrench in the Works!”
« on: May 15, 2020, 07:59:45 PM »
 Into the Void was drawing near and that came with the Mixed Tag Team Titles Match between the champions Wolfslair and the Trenton Tigers but this week’s Climax Control looked set to throw a wrench in the works for not only that match but a match that had been made official last week as in this week’s Main Event Wolfslair were defending the SCW Mixed Tag Team Titles against Jessie Salco and Caleb Storms! Caleb had already issued a challenge for a Roulette Rules Match against Tiberius the Great of Elysia following his controversial defeat at the holy man’s hands the previous week but a win here would throw a wrench into those plans, can Jessie win the Mixed Tag Titles for the first time and Caleb for the second time?

Outside Caleb’s hotel room, Las Vegas, Nevada
Friday the 15th of May 2020, 11:00am

God, can this lockdown be over already? I’m dying of boredom over here!

And before someone points out the obvious, yep, I am well aware that we got the Corona Virus a couple of weeks before we went into lockdown mode but aside from that we’ve been in the clear, that aside me and Caleb have a job to do on Sunday and that’s win the SCW Mixed Tag Team Titles from Wolfslair and mess with at least two matches that have been scheduled for the Into the Void card, one is a mixed tag team title match and one is about resolving Calen’s issues with Tiberius the Great of Elysia.

And I’m with Caleb, where the fuck does Mark Ward find these people?!

As for Wolfslair, I’m familiar with Alex Jones from Honor Wrestling but this is our first time wrestling each other even though it’s under SCW’s Mixed Tag Rules but Johanna is someone I’m not familiar with, I know she wrestles Song to a draw twice and she and Alex beat London Underground for the titles a while back but that’s about it, will that stop us from dethroning them and winning the titles? Honestly, I don’t know because they are both talented as hell.

I knocked on the door to Caleb’s room and almost immediately I heard Caleb’s dog barking, I know Lemmy’s still a puppy but come on you have to train him better than that! Not long after that the door opened, and Lenny raced out in front of Caleb to greet me and the boys.

“Oh, hey Jessie.” Caleb greeted me as Shane and Jake bent down to stroke the excited Labrador and I felt his tail whacking against my boots. “I know I said I’d join you for training and the promo, but I got caught up feeding Lemmy.”

“He’s a puppy, how much food does he need?” I asked with a raised eyebrow before glancing over and realizing that Lemmy was now getting belly rubs from Shane, okay I’ll admit he’s a cute puppy but I’m trying to stay focused, Caleb shook his head before calling Lemmy back to his side.

“You’ve never had dogs before, have you Jess?” Caleb asked as Lemmy walked up to his master’s side and sat down whilst panting with his tongue hanging out the side, I shook my head as Caleb rubbed Lemmy’s ears. “He’s got a big appetite, that’s all I’m saying.”

“Yeah, yeah.” I responded as I rolled my eyes. “As cute as your doggo is, don’t we have more important things to worry about, like the Mixed Tag Team Title Match on Sunday?”

“Can you guys take this elsewhere? I’m trying to watch TV.” Katie’s voice rang out from inside the hotel room and Caleb’s wife poked her head out the side of the door. “I’ll keep an eye on Lemmy if you want to focus on your match.”

“That’s fine, though I think Jake and Shane want to spend time with Lemmy.” Caleb responded and the boys quickly nodded before they went into the hotel room, I shook my head before following Caleb with my arms crossed. “So, you ready to start throwing wrenches?”

“I’m guessing you mean into the boss’s plans for the PPV and not literally throwing wrenches at people.” I joked and Caleb shook his head with a chuckle, I might be short compared to a lot of female wrestlers at 5ft 2 nut having a husband who’s a foot taller than me and a brother whose six foot ten definitely helps when it comes to dealing with taller people, which as it happens is most of the wrestling industry. “Seriously, what’s your beef with wrestling holy man number five thousand?”

“Tiberius?” Caleb asked and I nodded in response. “I just find it funny that a so called holy man felt the need to cheat to beat me, especially after he beat Stephan Callaway clean as a whistle.”

“Well, yeah, except my elderly neighbors back in Miami could beat Stephan Callaway.” I pointed out with a scoff before shaking my head. “The only reason he beat that El Dark guy last Sunday was because he jumped him before the opening bell, and I guarantee you that the same thing won’t work against someone who’s competent in the ring.”

“True I guess, but I just can’t help but find it hypocritical.” Caleb responded and I scoffed, with an almost laugh to boot.

“I’m still waiting to find a holy man who isn’t a massive hypocrite and I’m thirty years old!” I pointed out before we reached the gym, after a while we realized that we were running out of time to get our promo done so we did just that setting up the camera on one of the treadmills for support.

“I didn’t think I’d find myself challenging for the Mixed Tag Titles with Caleb again after our last shot against London Underground but here we are, challenging Wolfslair for the Mixed Tag Titles in this week’s Main Event, how this will work is simple, I’ll address Johanna Krieger and Caleb will address Alex before we work together on our sign off, frankly I don’t know if we can dethrone Wolfslair to win the Mixed Tag Titles but we’ll definitely try.”

And I’m first up.

“Johanna, the German with an attitude problem, like I haven’t seen that before, one minute your wrestling a semi-retired Bombshell to a draw twice and the next your one half of the Mixed Tag Team Champions with Alex Jones, quite the rise you’ve had isn’t it? Too bad it’s about to come crashing down when me and Caleb beat you guys for the titles! You may laugh now but lethal lottery teams have won the titles before, including you two, now I’ll hand it over to Caleb for his words on Alex.”

I stepped back and let Caleb step forward.

“Alex is a man both me and Jessie are well acquainted with from our time in Honor Wrestling but that doesn’t mean we’re underestimating him, we both know how good Alex is in the ring and whilst the jokes about him sharing a name with a conspiracy theorist shitbag are easy to make, he himself is no joke in the ring! But like Jessie said stranger things have happened and if all goes to plan, we will be walking out the new Mixed Tag Team Champions! And subsequently arguing on a team name.”

“Let’s worry about winning the titles first.” I suggested as I turned to him before I stepped forward so that we could wrap things up.

“Everyone expects this to be a successful defense for Wolfslair, but anything can happen in that ring as we have demonstrated time and time again on our own, and this Sunday we will demonstrate that again.”

“Alex Jokes is a hell of an athlete but I, “The Metal Storm” Caleb Storms will not back down from him in this fight! He had better brace himself because there’s a metal storm brewing, otherwise he’ll be blown away by “The Metal Storm” Caleb Storms.”

“And failing that, Johanna can try but she won’t keep “The Unsainted Angel” Jessie Salco down for long with her submissions because Ill be too quick for her to hold down for very long! This is your next Mixed Tag Team Champions Jessie Salco……...”

“And Caleb Storms signing off, Wolfslair may be expecting an easy defense but what they should expect is a hell of a fight!”

We went back to working out as the scene fades.

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Climax Control Archives / “Better than nothing!”
« on: May 08, 2020, 08:03:58 PM »
 Following her loss to Sam Marlowe at Blaze of Glory three weeks ago Jessie missed two weeks of action despite being in the clear as far as the Corona Virus was concerned, that changed this week as Jessie was competing in the opening match of the evening, a Triple Threat Match that pit her against two stars of the Mixed Tag Team Division in Bella Madison and Char Kwon of the Trenton Tigers and Bella Madison who regularly teamed up with her boyfriend Malachi in that division, can Jessie turn things around from Blaze of Glory?

Jessie’s hotel room, Las Vegas, Nevada
Friday the 8th of May 2020, 11:00am

Hey, remember when everyone made fun of me for doing promos from my hotel room? Food times.

Sarcasm aside I’m glad that I’m actually in action this week, otherwise I might have popped over to SCU’s show instead and I’m in the night’s opening match as well, my opponents? Char Kwon of the Trenton Tigers and Bella Madison of Bella and Malachi, AKA two bombshells who regularly compete un the Mixed Tag Team Division here in SCW, in fact Char Kwon is one half of the Number One Contenders for the titles having earned her shot at Blaze of Glory.

This is my unimpressed face.

To be frank, the only time I’m ever interested in Mixed Tag Team Action is when I’m either A: given a random title shot with a equally random tag team partner or b: I’m competing in the Blast from the Past Tournament which comes around once a year and the end goal is a shot at the top titles in the fed, other than that? I couldn’t give two shits about those titles! Sure, I had great success in the tag team division with Amy as part of the Metal and Punk Connection (both incarnations) but with Amy gone again I’m focusing on me as a singles star.

And anyone who’s familiar with me should know what my end goal is by now.

Does that mean I’m underestimating Bella and Char? Nope, Bella debuted alongside Andrea and they were both undefeated for several weeks until Andrea ended her streak (and I’ll just let the fact that Andrea is the current World Bombshell Champion speak for itself) and Char Kwon has been around for a while always bouncing between different groups but at the same time that doesn’t mean I’m not walking out the winner of this match.

“Day One Million of lockdown, Jessie and Jake think I’m going crazy, but the walls disagree with them.” Shane said into his video camera and I facepalmed, he keeps saying that he’s going to upload all these vlogs to YouTube once we’re finally out of Lockdown but I’m worried that they are going to get him committed to a mental asylum. “Hmm, nah, mu delivery was off there.”

“Give it up Shane, your giving us a headache.” I responded as I shook my head before I resumed watching Jake play Total War Rome !! on his PC. “Seriously I’d rather watch a marathon of Mean Girls promos right now.”

“You do know that we can arrange that, right?” Jake offered sarcastically and I shook my head as he took over another settlement in Dacia. “Two down and just the capital to go, whether or not I keep heading east towards Rome is another question entirely.”

2Why do you like playing as Chrimeans exactly?” Shane asked as he looked up from his latest attempt at a vlog. “I thought you said that they are a pain to play.”

“Because you literally start right next to a hostile Barbarian tribe whose hobbies include trying to take your lands.” Jake nodded as he turned to face Jake. “But the hybrid Greek/Gallic army is surprisingly effective, even if it does take a while to get to the good units.”

“Just saying, it would be a lot easier to play as Rome.” Shane pointed out with a shrug and we shook our heads before resuming what we were doing earlier. “Did either of you check out that new wrestler’s YouTube Channel?”

“I’m guessing you mean Krystal Wolfe and not JackD The Ripper?” I asked and Shane nodded in response. “Did briefly, most of her content is either Mario Maker 2 or Magic the Gathering related, at least she has good production values.”

“We’ll see how long they hold up once she starts uploading videos from after she signed with SCU.” Jake responded with a shrug before the boys once again resumed their previous activities, with nothing else to do I went outside the hotel room, got my camera out and got ready to do my promo.

“If boredom from the Lockdown wasn’t going to kill me then boredom from not being in action would’ve finished the job so my thanks go out to the bosses for finally remembering that I’m on th roster and booking me in this week’s opening match which is a Triple Threat! My opponents? Char Kwon of the Trenton Tigers and Bella Madison of “hey, isn’t that the Bombshell who’s dating/teaming up with Malachi?”, in other words, two Bombshells more well known for their work in the Mixed Tag Division than their work in the Singles Division.”

And I’m starting with Bella.

“And nowhere is this better exemplified than Bella Madison, who can’t seem to win a match to save her life lately, now where have I heard that before? Some Bombshell whose name begins with S? ahh well, doesn’t matter, what does matter is the fact that that unlucky streak won’t end with me or Char Kwon, if anything it’ll only continue after I win this match!”

And speaking of Char Kwon.

“Char Kwon, first you’re in Gamer Inc. and now your in the Trenton Tigers, there’s a joke there about loyalty but I digress because what matters is that I’m going to win this match against two Tag Team Competitors who are trying to make it as singles competitors, all I’m going to say is not on my watch as this week I’m bouncing back from my loss to Sam Marlowe at Blaze of Glory.”

That’s basically it.

“When I saw this match announced my reaction wasn’t “this is going to be a great match” no, my reaction was “meh, better than nothing” which is what I had been getting since Blaze of Glory! Bella and Char might be great tag team wrestlers but in this Triple Threat Match I’ll prove why they can’t cut it as singles competitors when I win!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Bella can’t win to save her life and Char comes and goes more times than I care to count, that pretty much sums up both of my opponents this week and in this opening match it’ll be the singles star who stands tall after I beat them! This is the “Unsainted Angel” Jessie Salco signing off saying that I learned a long time ago that tag team partners can only get you so far outside of the Blast from the Past Tournament which I’ll prove this Sunday when I beat Bella and Char!”

I went back into my hotel room as the scene fades.

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Alumni / Krystal Wolfe
« on: May 01, 2020, 05:15:00 PM »
 [~]-CONTACT INFORMATION-[~]

Handlers Name: David Lucas
Any Messengers:
Years Active: 14


[~]-CONTRACT INFORMATION-[~]


Krystal only wants to wrestle other women



[~]-WRESTLER INFORMATION-[~]

Picture Base (Name Only, real picture bases no cartoons. Check Taken Pic Bases List): Alissa White-Gluz
Wrestlers Twitter: @davescharacters
Wrestlers Name: Krystal Wolfe
Nickname(s): Krys, Down Under Thunder
Age: 24
Height: 5ft 5
Weight: 125ibs
Hometown: Adelaide, Australia
Personality: Outside the ring Krystal is friendly enough as long as you don’t get on her bad side, inside she is all business
Strengths: Speed, agility, submissions
Weaknesses: Prior to SCU she has had no experience wrestling on TV, aside from that she doesn’t do well against stronger opponents
Gimmick If Any: By day she’s a geek with a YouTube Gaming Channel, by night she’s a professional wrestler
Alignment: Neutral leaning towards face

[~]-ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION-[~]

Entrance Theme Music (Check Taken Theme Song List): “When Destinies Align” by Lovebites
Entrance Description (Mandatory for bookings): The guitar intro to “When Destinies Align” by Lovebites hits the speakers and Krystal makes her way onto the entrance ramp wearing a black t-shirt with the words “Critical Hit” companied with a D20 that has landed on a Natural Twenty over her ring gear.

Darlyn: Introducing first, from Adelaide, Australia, Krystal Wolfe! @@

Krystal makes her way down the ramp whilst occasionally slapping hands with the fans before she rolls into the ring and poses for the fans, as her music fades she removes her shirt and hands it to a ring attendant as she waits for her opponent.

[~]-WRESTLING MOVES-[~]

Wrestling Move Packages *Remember you can only pick one*

-All-Arounder (Jack of all trades, master of none)

Signature Moves
1.) Critical Hit!: (Corkscrew Moonsault)
2.) Long Rest (Dragon Sleeper)
3.) Athletics Check: Corkscrew Plancha to the outside


Finishing Move
1.)   Down Under Thunderbomb (Running Powerbomb)



[~]-MISC INFORMATION-[~]

Weapon Of Choice: Chair
Match Of Choice: Ladder

[~]-BIOGRAPHY-[~]
Superstar Bio: Born in Adelaide, Australia to a broken household as Charlotte Thompson, Krystal endured the abuse at the hands of her father until she had enough and left home at the age of eighteen, whilst she was staying with a friend she stumbled upon SCW one day and became an instant fan.

It was that friend that got her into gaming, whether it be Magic the Gathering, Dungeons and Dragons or Video Games in general and when she heard that her favorite Bombshell, Odette Stevens, was opening a training school with her husband she saved up enough money to move to Las Vegas and train under her hero.

Now going by her YouTube Moniker Krystal Wolfe in both wrestling and in real life to try to distance herself from her family, Krystal has been wrestling on the indies for two years until her bookings dried up with the Corvid-19 Outbreak, seeing that SCW/SCU was hosting shows without fans she decided to take a chance and sign with SCU.
Past Accomplishments: Beat Veronica Taylor in a Cage Match on CC 172 1X SCW Bombshell Roulette Champion (current)

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Climax Control Archives / “This’ll be fun!”
« on: March 20, 2020, 10:11:20 PM »
 After several weeks of inaction Jessie was back on a Climax Control card for the first time since her latest Blast from the Past campaign ended after one match albeit with Travis taking the fall in the match and this week she was taking on Violet Amelia Holt in the opening match of the evening, Violet has been with the company for over a month and has proven herself to be a talented competitor in the ring time and again but can Jessie win?

Jessie’s hotel room, Reading, Berkshire, England
Friday the 20th of March 2020, 11:00am

Boy, the bosses picked a hell of a time to do an international tour!

In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past couple of months, the world has gone to shit thanks to a little thing known as the Corona Virus or Corvid 19, whatever it’s called, in fact no one knows that better than me and the boys, want to know why?

The reason we’ve missed the past two Climax Controls was because we caught the virus and had to enter self-isolation for fourteen days, well, okay it was more the symptoms than full blown corona but still, that period ended on Monday and I’m happy to report that we are all corona free, and thank fuck for that because I would’ve died of boredom otherwise, course the bosses had a backup plan for the opener in case I couldn’t make it but I can make it and I’m going to kick Violet’s ass all over Reading.

That said, I will give the bosses credit where it’s due, they actually kept in constant contact with me and the boys during the self-isolation and made sure that I was okay to return before they booked me against Violet, yes I am actually praising the bosses for once, feel free to check if hell’s frozen over or pigs are flying over Berkshire because fuck it, the world’s been so fucked up this year that I’m half expecting an invasion from the legions of hell to happen between April and May!

And now I can’t decide if Legions of Hell makes for a better tag team name or metal band name.

“From one form of self-isolation to another.” Shane commented as he read the news on the laptop and I looked up, Jake spent most of his self-isolation playing video games for his YouTube channel but since we don’t have one of those we spent it either playing video games to kill time, watching movies or being bored out of our minds, yeah it wasn’t exactly fun. “At least we got over the Corona Virus fairly quickly.” Shane added and I shrugged my shoulders.

“Even if I wasn’t a wrestler by trade, we’re both young and in shape, we would’ve survived the virus just fine.” I responded before fixing the position of the camera, yeah this is what I have to resort to because of this social distancing bullshit, either don’t send in a promo or send one that was filmed on a video camera rather than the professional ones that SCW uses. “Even so, I can’t fucking wait for things to return to normal and I’m still not sure what SCW’s going to do at the end of this tour.”

“I think the bosses are holding out hope that that travel ban will be lifted by then.” Shane responded with a shrug and on that I couldn’t help but agree. “Or if not, Mark will be hoping that the pubs will be open by then.”

“The prime minister, who seems to make Trump look like a member of MENSA from what little I’ve seen of him, did say that the lockdown was in effect for twelve weeks.” I responded as I remembered watching the TV with the boys as we waited for our self-isolation to end. “At least I get to take out two weeks’ worth of frustration on Violet Amelia Holt this week!”

“Normally I’d say take it easy since she’s a new kid on the block and all, but I was with you through that two weeks of self-isolation and if it wasn’t the virus killing you, it was definitely the boredom.” Shane responded sympathetically and I made sure that he knew that I appreciated that with a grin, normally I’d kiss him but you know, worldwide pandemic and all that shit. “At least we managed to keep up to date with the goings on in SCW during the isolation.”

“Yeah, like Christina Rose winning the title again, if that doesn’t cause hell to freeze over then I’m sure me praising the bosses during my promo will.” I joked but in the back of my mind I knew I could take Christina if we ever faced off for the title, don’t believe me? Just look at the Chamber of Extreme Match from last November. “Just my luck that that happens whilst I’m in self-isolation whilst that happens, isn’t it?”

“I think the locals would call that sod’s law or something similar.” Shane responded with a shrug before he continued surfing the internet, after a while I took the camera outside with me and got ready to do my promo.

“Well, after two weeks in self-isolation thanks to Corona Virus like symptoms, I’m back and ready to kick ass! It just so happens that Violet Amelia Holt is the person who I’m going one on one with this Sunday on Climax Control, before I proceed any further, I would like to thank Mark and Christian for not only making sure that I was cleared to compete before booking me this week but staying in constant contact with me during the self-isolation, and now that hell’s doing its own production of Frozen I’m going to shift gears and talk about Amelia.”

This won’t take long.

“When I confirmed with the bosses that I was all cleared to compete this week and they booked me against Amelia my first thought was “this is going to be fun!” but not for the reasons you might expect, Violet do you know how many second generation wrestlers I’ve seen come and go since I started with SCW? More than I care to count, do you want to know how many I’ve seen who actually live up to their wrestling legacy? Not many, in fact I can count on one hand that number of second generation wrestlers who achieved the same level of success as their parents!”

Spoiler alert: Amelia won’t be among the successful ones.

“And from what I’ve seen so far Violet your destined to become another failure, granted I’ve been wrong before, just ask half the Bombshell roster who can’t get over the fact that I tried to win the World Bombshell Championship several times in 2017, but your track record hasn’t been that spectacular has it Violet? Exhibit A: your Fans bring the Weapons Match against Bea Barnhart at the last Supercard, the one that ended in you going through the table you set up, if that’s not a fitting metaphor for your career trajectory then I don’t know what is.”

And back to my original point.

“So, why will this be fun for me? Because spending two weeks in self-isolation in a hotel room in Berkshire, England is boring as all hell and that’s’ not something I’d wish on my worst enemy, well that and the corona virus in general, what that means is that I have two weeks’ worth of frustration to take out on someone and low and behold, your my next opponent Violet and that’s bad news for you because your in for a hell of a beating.”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Two weeks in self-isolation thanks, quite literally, to the Corona Virus makes me a very unhappy wrestler and once you realize that Violet you’ll wish that you had been put up against anyone else on the roster even if that meant wrestling Fenris in a dress and make-up, good luck getting that mental image out of your head! This is the “Unsainted Angel” Jessie Salco signing off and this week Violet will be in the wrong place at the wrong time!”

I went back into my hotel room as the scene fades.

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Climax Control Archives / “Another year, another tournament.”
« on: March 05, 2020, 09:02:29 PM »
 It was now time for SCW’s annual Blast from the Past Tournament and last week saw the teams of Brooke Saxton and Teddy Warren, Bill Barnhart and Andrea Hernandez (much to her chagrin), Kate Steele and Javier Gonzales and Austin James Mercer and Candy (after O’Malley got his team disqualified) advance to the next round with this week deciding which four teams would join them.

And one of those matches continued Jessie Salco’s yearly tradition of signing up to the tournament! This year she was teaming up with Travis Nathanial Andrews in a team that she had christened Team EGO and their first round match was against SCU Superstar Mark Cross and Go Gym Graduate/Ben Jordan’s wide Evie Jordan who had been entered into the tournament against her will, can Jessie and Travis go through to the next round?

Ghost Bus Tour of York
Thursday the 5th of March 2020, 11:00am

For a minute there, I thought I was going to die of boredom.

Just to be clear, yes, I have been to England in the past, even outside of SCW’s UK Tour that they did last year, I’m one of two wrestlers on the roster who makes the yearly trip to Bloodstock Open Air remember? But there are several places in the UK that I’ve never been too, and York is one of them and to be honest, me and the boys spent most of the week stumped with what to do for my promo this week until Shane stumbled upon this.

Good thing I managed to convince the bosses to front the bill.

But yeah, onto the important stuff, it’s time for yet another Blast from the Past Tournament and this year my partner is Travis Nathanial Andrews one of several ex SCW Superstars to come out of the woodwork to participate un this year’s tournament, so who are Team EGO’s opponents? SCU Superstar Mark Cross and probably the only Bombshell to ever be forced to enter the tournament (in my experience anyway) Evie Jordan.

Yep, the wife of the guy whose friendship I flushed down the toilet during the #BenDeservesBetter campaign just happens to be my first round opponent, I bet that softens the blow a bit for her but I’m not being knocked out in round one again.
“Okay, just the grave of Dick Turpin left, and we’ll be done on this tour.” Jake commented as he checked the guide and we walked around, the Ghost Tour of York was exactly what it sounded like, a tour of some of York’s most haunted locations and I will admit, this tour has been entertaining and informative at the same time. “I think for next week’s show we’d be better off researching things to do in advance, this was last minute.”

“We tried to do that but couldn’t find anything of interest until I suggested TripAdvisor.” I pointed out as I shook my head and Jake sighed as he realized that I had a point. “Why didn’t we use TripAdvisor right away again? It never set us wrong in the past?”

“I think Jake just wanted to use a different website for once.” Shane shrugged his shoulders as we followed the tour group and listened to the narration. “Caleb and Katie have had success with that BringFido website after all.”

“Yeah but that’s for dog owners to bring their dogs, not quite the same thing.” I responded with a shrug as we continued to follow the group. “I’m still not sure I understand the whole backlash against Caleb bringing his puppy on tour with him, he’s a cute dog and it means that they get to spend a lot more time with him.”

“I think it’s just people accepting J2H’s word as gospel, that guy could say that the sky is hot pink and that it rains chocolate and people would believe him.” Jake shrugged his shoulders and I had to admit, that made me laugh. “Besides, you’ve got your own match to worry about.”

“The first round match in the Blast from the Past Tournament against Mark Cross and Evie Jordan, yeah, I know.” I responded with a nod before shaking my head. “Speaking of things that I don’t understand, why didn’t Evie want to sign up for the tournament exactly?”

“You got me, I mean, you’ve been a persistent competitor since it started despite your mixed results and Evie has been out of action for the past few years.” Shane shrugged his shoulders before we reached the last stop of the tour, whilst it was very informative and all that shit, I had my own stuff to do and it had everything to do with my next SCW Match.

“Send me a text when he’s done, I’ve got a promo to do.” I whispered to the boys who nodded before I intentionally separated myself from the group knowing that it would go for a while longer which gave me ample time to get my promo done.

“Another year, another tournament, you couldn’t keep me away from this tournament if you tried! Is it because it offers something different from the norm? is it my quest to finally win the World Bombshell Championship? I don’t know, maybe it’s both but this week my 2020 campaign to win the tournament begins as I team with Travis Nathanial Andrews to take on Mark Cross and Evie Jordan in our first round match!”

This will be fun.

“Just getting Mark out of the way first due to how SCW does intergender matches and all, Mark you’ll be preoccupied with Travis for this match and I have every faith that he’ll kick your ass from pillar to post! You may have had success in both SCW and SCU but that won’t guarantee you a spot in the next round because you have to get past Travis and I’m hoping that he’ll pull through and show the world why he’s a former champion in his own right.”

And now onto Evie.

“I swear if I didn’t know better, Evie was the CDC and the Blast from the Past Tournament was the Corona Virus! What I mean by that is that Evie wants nothing to do with this tournament but got signed up anyway by her husband, yet another reason why I’m glad that I didn’t marry a fellow wrestler I guess, whatever your reason is Evie you had better bring your A-Game to this tag team match on Sunday because I’m not holding anything back!”

But then again, what’s new?

“I’m not going to try to guess why you wanted nothing to do with this tournament in the first place Evie but like I said, unless your head is in the game I’m going to drive it down to the canvas with my Circle Pit finisher, anything that happens after that? Well you’ll only have yourself to blame for being so apathic to this tournament in the first place but at the end of the day, unless you get your act together Team EGO will be moving on to the next round and beyond!”

It’s that simple.

“This always happens whenever SCW announces their Blast from the Past Tournament, suddenly old legends come out of the woodwork trying to claim one last piece of glory, except you Evie because from what I’ve seen you couldn’t care less about this tournament and that’ll be the downfall of you and Mark, why? Because me and Travis are motivated to win this match and the entire tournament, why wouldn’t I be? I’ve only been trying for the past eight years!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up as I got the text.

“The Blast from the Past Tournament is one of the most exciting times for the SCW roster, unless your name is Evie Jordan! I wouldn’t normally feel sorry for an opponent but when said opponent has a partner as apathic as Evie? Well, all I’m saying is that the writings on the wall for the team of Mark Cross and Evie Jordan! This is the “Unsainted Angel” Jessie Salco signing off and Team EGO will see the other eight teams in the next round!”

I rejoined the group as the scene fades.

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Climax Control Archives / “Somebody’s slipping up.”
« on: January 31, 2020, 08:22:41 PM »
 In recent weeks Jessie has been critical of Sam Marlowe’s losing streak which started when Sam lost the SCW Bombshell Roulette Championship to Candy at the start of the Supercard Cycle and continued when she took the pin in a Fatal Four Way Match to determine the number one contender for the SCW World Bombshell Championship which was ultimately won by Bobbie Dahl, now both women were among the six competitors competing for the reactivated SCW Bombshell Internet Championship at My Bloody Valentine III but before all that, they were teaming up in a tag team match.

Their opponents? Candy and her challenger for the SCW Bombshell Roulette Championship Bella Madison! It was a match between the past and present of SCW’s Bombshell Division and whilst Jessie was hoping to continue her momentum from her win over Twisted Sister in her home city of Miami two weeks ago Sam was looking to break out of her recent slump but can Jessie and Sam pick up the win despite their differences?

Buster’s Bistro, Orlando, Florida
Friday the 31st of January 2020, 18:00pm

You know, I had very different plans at the beginning of the month.

To specify, over the New Year I came up with a plan to get into the Roulette Title Picture and eventually challenge Sam at My Bloody Valentine III for the title, when I saw that Sam and Candy where having a rematch for the title on the first Climax Control of the year I didn’t think much of it, in fact I thought Sam had it in the bag once the second pin fall was made in that Two out of Three Falls Match and planned to attack Sam after the match to make my intentions known.

And then Candy won the Roulette Title.

*flashback*

Whilst Candy’s music played over the PA I headed back to the backstage area with an unreadable expression on my face, several staff members had asked me what I was doing out there but I ignored them until I met up with Jake and Shane just outside the parking lot.

“Surprised I didn’t run into the bosses on the way out.” I commented as I walked up to them and the boys looked up. “Thought they’d stick around for the Main Event?”

“They left just as the match was winding down.” Shane responded as he shook his head. “Important business apparently but I’m sure they’ll catch the end of the match later.” Shane added before frowning. “Speaking off, you were planning on jumping Sam, weren’t you?”

“Am I that predictable?” I asked with a frown and my husband nodded. “Rhetorical question but yeah, that was my plan, attack Sam and stake my claim to the Roulette Title, that plan changed right as the Roulette Title changed hands.”

“So, what stopped you from attacking Candy?” Jake asked and I shook my head with a shrug off my shoulders.

“Don’t know to be honest, disappointment that Sam lost the title so soon? Wanting to let a new Bombshell have her moment?” I asked rhetorically before sighing. “I need to clear my head either way, good thing we’re heading to the hotel before we leave for the next stop I guess.”

“True enough, let’s go.” Shane nodded before holding the back door open for me and I hipped in the car, but not even that night’s rest could clear my mind.

*end flashback*

That night was fairly restless, was it the fact that I was still reeling from my loss to Andrea? I’m not sure, but it was a good while before I fell asleep once me and Shane were in our hotel room, since I was off the card the following week it just flew by and before we knew it, I got the news I was waiting for, SCW was coming to my home city of Miami the following week and I was in action, only issue though? I wasn’t competing for a title like I had hoped, instead I was in a pointless hardcore match against Twisted Sister whilst Keira Fisher stunk up the Main Event.

But that wasn’t the only thing that happened in that week’s main event.

*flashback*

At the time I was in the trainers room getting treated for the wounds I had suffered during the Hardcore Match, I wasn’t kidding on Twitter when I said that I wasn’t sure how many stitches I was getting or that my back hurt like hell from the Spinebuster onto the chair but that wasn’t stopping me from watching that week’s Main Event between Bobbie Dahl, Keira, Andrea Hernandez and Sam which, as correctly pointed by Jason, was basically a handicap match between Keira, Sam and Andrea and Bobbie.

“Ouch, Andrea’s going to feel that one in the morning.” I winced as I watched Andrea get Powerbombed onto the Ring Apron by Bobbie before Ms. McDonalds 2020 turned her attention to the remaining Bombshells in the ring, Sam had just been hit by the Seven Sins  setting Keira up for the win until Bobbie ran over her apparently injuring her neck in the process, one Bobbie Bomb to Sam later and I shook my head as Sam was pinned with Bobbie’s foot on her chest.

“Jessie can you keep still?” The trainer asked breaking my train of thought. “I know you want to get back to your family, but we still have plenty of stitches to go.”

“Right, sorry, I got caught up in the moment there.” I responded as I motioned to the TV with my arm and the trainer looked up to see what I was talking about, once he got the idea he nodded in understanding before getting back to work, but I paid him no mind as things were starting to make sense.

*end flashback*

To make a long story short, Sam’s becoming sloppy and I seem to be the only one who realizes it, one loss in the Main Event is bad enough but two back to back losses in Main Event Matches where a title was involved somehow? There’s bad luck and then there’s this.

As for what I mean by this, that’ll have to wait a little longer, all I can really hope for is that Sam gets her mojo back in time for our tag team match against Bella and Candy this Sunday night on Climax Control but I won’t hold my breath.

“Earth to Jessie, are you in there?” Jake asked and I blinked before realizing that I had been daydreaming since we had finished our main courses, chicken for me, duck for Shane and pork belly curry for Jake and as the waitress took our plates away, I shook my head. “Daydreaming about Sam again?”

“Like I need to answer that.” I responded with an annoyed huff. “All I’m going to say is that if I was in that Fatal Four Way Match instead of Sam Bobbie wouldn’t be challenging Roxi at My Bloody Valentine III but that’s a story for another day.” I added before taking a sip from my drink. “Aside from that, I have that tag team match with Sam against Bella and Candy on Sunday to worry about.”

“Classic case of two rivals being put in a tag team match together and the question of whether or not they can cooperate being asked.” Shane chuckled as Jake asked for the bill. “Though if I didn’t know any better, I’d say that you were Sam’s bitter ex.”

“Funny.” I responded with a sarcastic scoff. “Don’t get me wrong, Sam’s hot as hell but I’m pretty sure she’s only interested in men besides that, I don’t have any interest in breaking up with you even if she is bi like I am.”

“That’s good to know at least.” Shane nodded in acknowledgement as we finished our drinks and the waitress came back with the bill. “We’re splitting it right?” Shane asked to double check and Shane nodded before putting it in the middle of the table so we could see it better, we paid for our meal and headed out of the restaurant ready to get back to the hotel, well, first I had some business to attend to and the boys knew it so they went on ahead as I got ready to start my promo.

“There’s an old saying, never meet your heroes, well, I think it’s a stretch to call Sam a hero off mine but if any of her fans are looking forward to meeting her when SCW comes to her hometown on this tour then they are going to be disappointed if her recent performances are anything to go by, but that’s a story for the PPV as this week me and Sam are teaming up to take on Bella Madison and Candy in tag team competition.”

Can we cooperate? You’re asking the wrong team.

“Before you ask if I can cooperate with Sam and vice versa you should ask yourself, are you asking the wrong team? Because if you ask me, any question of cooperation should be directed towards our opponents, sure we are all in title matches at My Bloody Valentine III but me and Sam are just two women among six who will be competing for the vacant Bombshell Internet Championships, Candy and Bella? They are fighting one on one for Candy’s Roulette Championship and as sweet as Candy is, it’s a safe bet that tensions between them will boil over.”

It’s that simple.

“I won’t address you guys individually like I usually do due to me not being familiar enough with either of you but aside from the teamwork aspect there’s one other advantage that me and Sam have over you guys, experience, I’ve been with SCW since July of 2012, Sam joined in July of 2015 and the two of you are still in your rookie years as far as SCW’s concerned, in short, we’ve been around the block a few times, me more so, whilst you two are still finding your feet, Candy might have just won her first title but come back to me when you have more reigns under your belt and then we’ll talk.”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“Someone’s been slipping up as of late in SCW and for once, it’s not me, it’s Sam, but for our team’s sake I hope that she can bounce back in time for our tag team match this Sunday on Climax Control against Bella Madison and the Bombshell Roulette Champion Candy because I have momentum to build up and Sam knows that she has to bounce back from the losing streak sooner or later, as for Bella and Candy? Good luck cooperating with that title in the back of your minds! This is the Unsainted Angel Jessie Salco signing off, Sam? Get your act together already, Bella and Candy? Good luck, you’ll need it!”

I ran off to catch up with the boys as the scene fades.

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Climax Control Archives / “Hometown Hero.”
« on: January 17, 2020, 09:57:28 PM »
 2020 wasn’t off to the best of starts for Jessie as she lost the match to Andrea Hernandez but now SCW was in her home city of Miami, Florida and whilst she had hoped that her return to Miami would feature a shot against Roxi it wasn’t to be, Roxi wasn’t even competing on the show but Jessie, being the hometown girl, was in action as she was taking on one half of the Metal Maniacs in Twisted Sister in a Hardcore Rules Match, can Jessie pick up the win in her hometown?

Homecoming party, Miami, Florida
Friday the 17th of January 2020, 11:00am

And here I thought that the Blast from the Past wasn’t for a couple of months.

Last time I was in Miami during a Supercard was for my dad’s funeral back in 2017 which also happened to be right before that year’s Summer XXXTreme where I was challenging for the World Bombshell Championship for the first time and I have been down there for Christmas don’t get me wrong but SCW doesn’t hold events around that time for obvious reasons, I kept waiting for SCW to do a show in my home city and it was last year that I gave up hope on that ever being a reality.

Turns out I just needed to wait another year for that to happen.

Granted, this isn’t perfect, I had hoped that the homecoming show would be the show where I finally won the World Bombshell Championship but Roxi isn’t even scheduled to compete at this week’s show, her wife is one of four women fighting for a chance to challenge Roxi at the next PPV and I’m not one of them, do you want to know what I’m doing instead?

Fighting Twisted Sister in a Hardcore Match, getting flashbacks to 2017 already.

In case you need a refresher, I fought Twisted Sister once before right after she debuted against some long forgotten Bombshell who she tried to set on fire, and on a PPV no less, I won that match and whilst that was several years ago, I know I can beat this psycho.

And as long as I can keep her hands far away from any chainsaws, gasoline cans and matches I won’t complain!

“And here we were thinking that SCW would never come to Miami.” Craig, my older brother who had tried to be a professional wrestler but got his career cut short by a nasty knee injury in 2018, commented as I walked up to him, we were at Katie’s (my older sister, not Caleb’s wife) house as that was the largest house the family owned for the homecoming party and needless to say, my adoptive family is coming out in full force for the show. “Could’ve sworn you had given up hope.”

“I did, didn’t realize that I just had to wait another year.” I responded with a shrug as I glanced around, aside from my dead dad (for obvious reasons) there were a few who couldn’t make it to the party due to previous commitments, but they did plan to attend the show on Sunday. “And I have Twisted Sister as well, it would be easier if it was a normal rules match, but I know I can take her.”

“And we’ll be there to cheer you on.” Katie (my sister) chimed in and I glanced up at her, she’s probably the one most people will remember since she was the one who accompanied me to my first few SCW shows until Jake entered the picture, and then that Misty/Roxanne bloodbath happened and she couldn’t return home to Miami fast enough. “Are you going to be okay going up against Sister in that Hardcore Match.”

“Hey, I put up with enough crap from my own sister, right?” I joked getting a laugh out of both Craig and Kate. “Seriously, this isn’t my first Hardcore Match and it isn’t my first time facing Twisted Sister, I’ll be fine as along as she doesn’t get the chainsaw out.”

“I’ll take “worrying things to hear about a wrestling match out of context” for five hundred Alex.” Jake chimed in as he walked up to us, once I got the awkward laugh out of the way I used the conversation between Jake and Kate as an excuse to get away from them as them being that close to me brings me not so happy flashbacks to the first few weeks of my SCW career back in 2012, I would provide a flashback but no thanks, there are certain things that I don’t want to revisit from that time period.

After some mingling with family members that I hadn’t seen since dad’s funeral I made me way outside the home, it was a cloudy day in Miami (though the weather broadcast predicted better weather for tomorrow) but I still needed some fresh air, and apparently I wasn’t alone. “Getting a bit too much for you as well?” Shane asked once he saw me exit the house and I nodded in response. “We both knew that I homecoming party was inevitable when Mark announced the Homecoming tour at December to Dismember.”

“I know but I’m nit used to being around that many people.” I shrugged as I walked up to my husband. “Hell, I’m pretty sure there aren’t as many people working the average episode of Climax Control than there are people in that house.”

“Just wait until they get the ring set up.” Shane joked getting a laugh out of me, we talked for a while longer before he headed back inside but I elected to stay outside so I could get my promo done.

“I remember back when I first joined SCW and being excited at the prospect of eventually wrestling in my home city as part of a major promotion, had no idea that they would take eight years, including a several month long hiatus, before they finally came to Miami but here we are and this Sunday in front of my home city I’m taking on Twisted Sister in a Hardcore Rules Match, not quite the match I was hoping for but an easy win is an easy win.”

Especially against a psycho.

“I know this is usually Mercedes’s job but here’s a history lesson kids, back in 2015 a female wrestler by the name of Twisted Sister debuted and automatically won the ugliest bombshell in SCW history award, that aside she debuted by beating some no name Bombshell and tried to set her on fire, for some reason I decided to stand up for Jane Doe and challenged Twisted Sister to a match that happened at the next PPV and you know what happened next? That’s right, I beat her.”

And time will not change the outcome.

“Now before the smartass in the class points out the obvious, yes, that was five years ago and a lot has changed in those five years, well for most people anyway because Twisted Sister is still the same old raving lunatic she was when she debuted, only real difference is that she’s found an even uglier tag team partner in the Iron Maiden and now have an entourage of maniacs to add to her own insanity, I would question why the bosses have them on the payroll but then I remember Christian using them against Seleana after she broke his nose.”

And to think, he didn’t like the nose guard I brought him.

“But that’s enough history lessons for the day kids, your homework assignment is how I’m going to beat Twisted Sister in my home city! Twisted, you haven’t changed a bit since your debut, me? I’ve changed a lot since my early days and that is what will do you in, you’ve stagnated, I haven’t, and this Sunday will prove just that when I win this match!”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“I’m almost tempted to ask the bosses to add the iron Maiden to the match just to make things interesting but either way, this match is over before it even started and Twisted Sister is just here to eat yet another loss at the hands of an infinitely more talented Bombshell, this is the Hometown Hero, otherwise known as the Unsainted Angel Jessie Salco signing off, this Sunday I’ll be wrestling in my home city for the first time since my wrestling debut back when I was eighteen and this time, I’m walking out the winner after I destroy Twisted Sister!”

I went back in the house as the scene fades.

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Climax Control Archives / “Crash and Burn.”
« on: January 10, 2020, 07:03:21 PM »
 It was the week of the second show of 2020 and the homecoming tour as well underway with the first show in Atlanta, Georgia being a roaring success, this week’s show was taking place in Lawrenceville, Georgia, the hometown of Bill and Bea Barnhart and as usual it was packed with action packed matches, one such match saw the young prodigy Andrea Hernandez taking on Jessie Salco in singles competition and after Jessie had an abysmal 2019 and was looking at make 2020 her year but Andrea wasn’t about to make that easy for her, can Jessie win?

Slow Pour Brewing, Lawrenceville, Georgia
Friday the 10th of January 2020, 11:00am

Happy fucking New Year.

Oh sure, there’s a good chance that I’ll be able to wrestle in my home city for the first time since I made my wrestling debut at the age of eighteen (fuck, that makes me feel old!) but whilst we continue to go through the bible belt of America, or moron central as I like to call it, I presently have no idea when, if ever, we’ll reach Miami.

Then again, knowing my luck, next week’s show will be in Miami and they won’t book me!

But in the meantime, I have my first match of 2020 to worry about and it’s against one of the runners up from the Six Pack Challenge match for the World Bombshell Championship Andrea Hernandez who’s most notable achievement in that match was making a hell of an entrance via a Shooting Star Press off the top of her pod onto the other Bombshells and then being eliminated after trying, and failing, to do her finisher from the top of another pod on Crystal.

You could almost hear me say “called it” from the back as Alicia hit her with the Georgia Drop, only now she’s looking to bounce back from that with a win over me, like that’s going to fucking happen.

As it turns out, despite being described as a city on Google, there’s fuck all to do in Lawrenceville and now I understand why someone as boring as the Barnharts could’ve come from the same state as Alicia! But I didn’t want to do a “wondering around this boring as all fuck city” promo like Caleb did last week because after all, he had his Labrador Puppy to make things interesting! We eventually settled on this craft brewery but not because we wanted to get drunk, no, they promised board games and I figured that that was better than nothing!

Long story short, we found a young couple with a Cards against Humanity pack, found a table and started playing a few rounds with us.

“Okay, I’m the Czar.” Jake announced once the male half of the couple we were playing with received the winning card from the las round, I was in the lead with eight with Shane in second with seven, Jake in third with five and the couple tied for last with four each. “This could be messy, what’s a girl’s best friend?”

“I’m sure it won’t be that messy.” I commented before I quickly played the card in my hand, soon afterwards the others played their cards and Jake picked them up.

“What’s a girl’s best friend? Daddy’s Credit Card, that is so true it hurts.” Jake joked as he revealed the card. “Synergistic Management Solutions, someone’s burning a card, Big Black Dick, I’m almost tempted to just end it here, slowly inserting a mason jar into the anus?” Jake asked as he looked around the table. “I’m almost scared to pick that one, and last but not least……….” Jake trailed off as he looked at the last card. “Who picked “The Size of my Penis”?” Jake asked the table and I raised my hand slowly. “Jess, I can’t believe I’m about to say this to my step-sister, but you don’t have a penis.”

“I know, I think I would’ve noticed that by now.” I responded with a grin and Jake shook his head before passing the card to me and we each drew one from the pile. “Guess I’m the Czar.” I commented before drawing a black card. “TSA Guidelines now Prohibit blank on Airplanes……...” I hadn’t even finished reading the card out, but Shane slapped his card down. “What did you just play?”

“You’ll have to wait and find out.” Shane responded with a grin and I shook my head as the others played their cards.

“Okay, TSA Guidelines now Prohibit………” I face-palmed at the card with my free hand before looking my husband dead in the eye. “This is your card isn’t it? Mohammed (Praise Be Upon Him)”.” I sighed and Jake had to stand up and walk around the brewery for a few minutes because he was laughing so hard, “Yeah, I’m not going to bother reading the rest, you win.” I said before quickly passing the black card to Shane as the young couple barely contained their laughter. “One more round before we wrap up?”

“Sounds good to me and I’m the Czar.” The female half of the young couple (Sally) responded once Jake had sat back down before we drew a white card each and she drew her card. “Blank, kid tested, mother approved.” Sally added and her husband Shaun quickly played a card as did I, Jake and Shane soon followed, and we were set to go. “Okay, No Clothes On, Penis in Vagina, I don’t even want to know, an unforgettable night of passion, okay……….” Sally read the last two cards and face-palmed. “I’m really being forced to chose between an M16 Assault Rifle and AIDS?!”

“Yeah, I forfeit,” Jake said as he put his hands up as did Shane. “We’re not beating those!”

“I have to give it to the M16 Assault Rifle, to relevant to not win.” Sally quickly decided and I grinned before excepting the black card. “I guess that makes Jessie the winner.”

“And hopefully this won’t be the only thing I win this weekend.” I muttered under my breath as Sally and Shaun gathered up the cards and put them away in the Cards against Humanity pack, we said our goodbyes, I signed their autographs and we were quickly going our separate ways, I wasn’t much of a drinker so this place had little of interest to me as we left the brewery. “You guys mind waiting in the car whilst I do my promo?” I asked and the boys nodded before they hopped in the car at which point, I got started on my promo.

“The New Year’s finally here and we’re right in the middle of Hickville USA for the first part of the Homecoming tour, I’ve been in this state a week and I’m still baffled as to how someone like Alicia Lukas can come from the inbreeding capital of the country! But that’s not why you’re here, no, you’re here because my first match of the year is this Sunday and it’s against Andrea Hernandez, someone who is pissed because she came in fourth in a match that featured some of the best Bombshells on the roster and Christina Rose.”

And people call me whiny.

“I was in a similar situation to you Andrea three years ago when I first competed for the World Bombshell Championship in a Six Pack Challenge not unlike the match you competed in at December to Dismember but with two hey differences, one: I finished third ultimately being eliminated by the runner up Sam Marlowe, two: I didn’t bitch about how I did in the match because in my mind I proved that I belonged in the Main Event, if anything the bitching only started when I found out that one of the Bombshells I eliminated was getting a title shot because it was what the fans wanted and I was bring stuck in a pointless tag team street fight to open that show, and people wonder why I’m so bitter.”

But I digress.

“My point is Andre that you just need to shut the fuck up and take the loss, otherwise you won’t get any further than you’ve already had, and before anyone on twitter starts making “pot calling the kettle black” jokes it’s called learning from my mistakes and this Sunday I’m going to demonstrate how I learn from my mistakes by beating Andrea and winning my first match of 2020 because after the shit year I had last year, I can only go up from here!”

And Andrea?

“And it’s appropriate that your nicknamed “The Phoenix” Andrea because like you did in the Six Pack Challenge your about to crash and burn! Granted, it won’t be as painful as missing your finisher from the top of the pod or being hit with the Georgia Drop but all the same, this phoenix is about to crash and burn as I enter 2020 with one goal in mind, win the World Bombshell Championship by the end of the year, yeah, I guess you could call that my New Year’s Resolution.”

And with that I decided to wrap things up.

“And unlike most New Year’s Resolutions, I have every intention of seeing this through, especially since we’ll be passing through my home city of Miami, Florida at some point in the year but until then, Andrea you are nothing but a stepping stone for me as I climb up the rankings of the Bombshell division, this is the “Unsainted Angel” Jessie Salco signing off, 2019 managed to make a martyr of me by turning out to be a shit year but 2020 won’t kill the saint in me as I can go only go up whilst Andrea can only crash and burn.”

I went off towards the car as the scene fades.

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