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Climax Control Archives / Introducing Re-introduction
« on: April 04, 2019, 12:38:21 PM »
 London. 4:51 PM Local time. Wednesday.

Outside of a building that looks like it could be an arena in it's own right stands an older, slightly dishevelled gentleman. He looks at what appears to be a Rolex watch and scans the parking lot one more time.

“Hey who the fuck are you guys? You guys that camera crew? You from that company?”

The camera shakes up and down, so the man straightens his tie and does up a button on his jacket to look a little less like he just walked out of a hurricane.

“Then by all means allow me to introduce myself. I'm Bob Mitchell, the manager and professional adviser of one Blade Alexander. He'd tell you all this himself, but he seems to be late. This is what happens kids, when you don't have someone to manage you.”

Just then a glass door to the right shoves open and out walks the man of the hour, Blade Alexander.

Bob: “Well where the fuck have you been?”

Blade: “Inside, in your office, you know... Like we agreed.”

Bob: “Agreed? What the Fuck?”

Blade: “In your office, I came from the gym.”

Bob looks at his phone to find a notification that reads 'Where are you??' then  looks at Blade who's still dressed in his gym clothes.

Bob: “Fine. Whatever. At least your keeping focused. Let's get inside it's shitty out here.”

And it is. It's London. It's hazy, it's grey, it sucks. And the wind is picking up. The group head back towards the door Blade came out of with Blade leading the way until Bob jumps ahead to hold the door. He only holds it for Blade though, and the cameraman must be quick to juggle the camera and catch the door before it cracks the lens.

The group continues down a short hallway until the reach the third door on the right, another glass door, this one emblazoned with Bob Mitchell Management on it. They all go through into a rather tiny space, where the cameraman is forced to stay in the doorway so there's enough space for everyone to remain comfortable in the office.

Bob: “Last week was a good start. A good reintroduction, let everyone remember who Blade Alexander is and why they've all been sleeping on you.”

Blade: “Doesn't hurt having a tag team partner that's capable of handling them self.”

Bob: “No, never hurts... Just makes your return all that more dangerous to everyone else who might get in the way. You back, not just for some little tournament, you're back to claim what's yours.”

Blade doesn't respond verbally, just sort of lets out a grunt and a nod as he slips into one of the two big green chairs in front of Bob's desk.

Bob: “Nice touch by the way with all that goth bullshit. I had a hell of a chuckle watching that shit, like how long can he keep that up. Pretty little intro there. You've been gone for years, like that time the big guy with the face paint disappeared and when he came back people thought it was a different guy. Like you've been gone, so who's coming back? Is it the same Blade that was here before? Not by a long shot. That Blade that was in SCW before was a younger, chip in his shoulder, emotional wreck. Don't get me wrong, you had the right idea but you let all those pathetic puppets run around and play their games. This time around no games.”

Blade: “Before it wasn't as much chip on my shoulder as I was bitter. More bitter than driven.”

Bob: “That's why you drifted further and further away. Till I found you. A cast aside diamond with a chip that I turned into a razor's edge that was sharpened by the finest competition this business has ever seen, and now we're bringing that edge back to SCW to cut loose the dead weight and forged it into something better than it's ever been capable of before.”

“And how appropriate that it's in the Blast from the Past tournament. You've come so far from SCW's past I sit and watch these attempts at promos these other SCW whatever-they're-called try to cut and they don't even seem to have any idea who you really are. They have no idea that you were the original Dark Horse of SCW. They have no idea that you championed the idea of professional wrestling in a company so in love with it's own image that it drove you out. They have no idea that SCW was all about putting those who ran it above those who worked in it, that it was so in love with itself that tuning into SCW every week was more like watching a real-life Tumblr blog that you could watch for months before you knew that the W in SCW was supposed to stand for Wrestling. The people that worked for it were more likely to put their own personal dramas, a weekly who's fucking who, on display rather than talk about their upcoming matches or opponents.”


Blade: “And that brings us to one Ms. Brittany Williams.”

Bob: “The SCW princess. The little girl who talks so much about what her father and her mother and her aunt and her step mother have done so much because she's not really done anything to set herself out of their legacy. She talks so much about what she's going to do, but when the time comes she just sits there and does nothing.”

Blade: “The princess who actually wears a crown and carries a sceptre and makes herself a character. She boasts about her families wrestling legacy when he family has never been anything but an embarrassment to the business. She's learned every lesson her family has had to teach extremely well. Drugs and personal identity issues are what she excels at. In the ring she's mediocrity at it's finest. But outside the ring she flip flops from week to week between drug addict to sexual identity issues to a wanna be actress, or is it musician? She claims to be focused on business but she's immediately betrayed by how much she brags about how good her family was and at the same time how awful they were. She in the same breath claims how great her mother was while saying the only thing she learned from her was dug problems.”

Bob: “And what else would you expect from a kid? What she wants in life changes by the minute. She wants kids and to settle down with her little wifey and have twins with stupid names, and you ask me how I know all this? It's a small world princess, and people love to talk. Even the people closest to you. As hard as you want to fight for your little family's legacy, you know it's all a fucking joke. It's a lie you built on a house of cards to make it seem like you belong or fit in. You belong on the Young and the Restless. You fit in on General Hospital... Am I dating myself with these references?”

Blade: “Someone has to.”

Bob screws up his face in a way that says that the joke landed even if it wasn't completely appreciated.

Blade: “But you're not wrong. She's a relic from the past. She's proven time and time again in her short career that when the tough times comes, she goes. She talks about a match that she's still stuck on, even though she claims to be looking forward, that she lost. Might have been a double pin, but you have to beat a champion to be a champion in this business, unlike the short cuts her family taught her all about. The fact that my partner walked out still the champion says everything. Winners find a way to win. Losers like Brittany Williams complain about short notice, injuries, being cheated and everything else they can, and when they come back after they've run away from adversity they claim they've been screwed. No one's screwing you but your girlfriend, Brit. But this time next week after you and your partner find yourselves out of the tournament, you'll find another excuse. Another way it's somehow not your fault.”

Bob: “Funny that the little girl cut such a long promo detailing how many excuses she had for losing against your partner, then accused her of doing just that. She accused Ms. Lukas, who currently carries the SCW Bombshells World Championship where ever she goes, of having no accomplishments to her name. A two-time, reigning, defending champion. Little girl it's time for some serious life re-evaluation after Ms. Lukas forcibly removes those rose coloured glasses you've been wearing."

Blade: “I think it's Mrs. Lukas actually. She's a married woman. You know, respectable, dependable. The kind you can count on as a partner. Unlike other people in this tournament. But let's cover Kale Smith.”

Bob: “Kale Smith, SCW's resident McDreamy. Or is it McSteamy? I'm never sure which is which.”

Blade: “Given the way every woman and some of the guys in SCW swoon over him, probably McSteamy. Good guy from all accounts. Was in SCW before but drifted a bit until he found himself out of a job and in a gym. Now he's back, and what's really different? So he's a capable athlete and a great guy to get a beer with, but that doesn't make him SCW Championship material.”

Bob: “It makes him a tremendous force with big up-side potential. It makes him ones of those guys who has the look even if he doesn't have all the tools. It makes him the type of guy that people in business drool over because he's the kind of guy that young people drool over. You put his face on a billboard and people look at it and want to see more. You put that body in the ring and people want to see it. The good news for this guy is, they want to see it no matter what. People just want to love Kale so when it's all over on Monday and he and his partner are out of this tournament, people will still look at him.”

Blade: “He struggles with the idea of belonging. In a company that's had the same old cross-dresser sing the same old tired songs about cross-dressing for the better part of a decade, a guy who looks like he belongs in a comic book movie wonders if he belongs here. This is SCW, and for now, there's no better place you could be. This company has a long history of people who look like male models prancing around the ring in a bit of pretend graps because SCW has a long standing history of being about looks and character and not at all needing to be any good inside of a ring. That's what I was here to do. People in charge loved to make it painfully obvious time and time again that I served no purpose in SCW beyond making these people that had no business being in the business look a lot better than they really were. Not this time. This time a right a long standing wrong and take everything back from this company that it ever wanted me to give up. I don't have the time or desire to waste my career putting over surfer pretty boys who look good on a poster. It's going to take a LOT more than being a big guy and a decent athlete to beat me. I'm decades in the ring build on wrestling heritage, but unlike Brittany Williams I don't need to go on a long rant out of the side of my mouth talking about what my family has or hasn't done, this is only about what I'm going to do this Monday.”

“Relax Kale, let me be the first to tell you that you belong in SCW, and you have the potential to one day be great. But this isn't that day. This is the day you get into the ring with someone who isn't concerned with what you can do in other sports. This is the day you get into the ring with someone who isn't intimidated by what you can do in a bar fight. This is the day you get into the ring with someone who doesn't give a shit about how nice a guy you are or what shitty bands you know, or anything about your stupid friends. This is the day that's a rare treat for you. It's when you get in the ring with someone smaller, but much more experienced than you. Someone who isn't intimidated or impressed by you. Someone who isn't overlooking or dismissing you. You're stepping into the ring with someone with the ability to teach you and everyone else a lesson in wrestling humility. Someone far more skilled than you in this field of battle who's going to teach you something about the k killer instinct you're going to develop if you want to succeed.”


Bob: “That's the real difference this week. There's been so much chatter about how even this match up is. About these two eager youngsters desperate to prove themselves against the successful young veterans. They talk about how evenly matched and how much of a challenge this is, but the reality is this match is about two kids very much out of their depths who talk about their big dreams all the while showing no real commitment to them have to match up against two very talented, determined, experienced individuals who are killers in that ring who will stop at nothing and are solely focused on their goals. This match-up is really about this nice guy who kind of likes this wrestling thing teamed up with a young girl compelled by her family history to take up wrestling even though time and time again she shows her heart isn't really in it facing off against two other people with history of success bred out of an intense obsession with this business who prove time and time again that not only are they destined for greatness, but they wont accept anything less than being champions in this business because this is their first and only true love.”

“So watch Monday. Tune into Climax Control and the next round of the Blast from the Past tournament and experience what it's like when two well meaning, talented in their own right face off against a team that's nothing short of exceptional. And watch those exceptional people show the rest of you poor, average fools what it's like to talk such a great game only to have themselves exposed as talk. A great potential future that will go unrealized in the face of a dreaded, beautiful, exceptional present.”


Black.

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Climax Control Archives / Out of the Abyss
« on: March 22, 2019, 09:40:58 PM »
 “The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist”
Keyser Soze


“Has it been six years? Has it been that long already?”

It's dark. Nothing can be seen, only a voice. THAT voice. It come from a dream, or maybe a delusion. Something you thought you had forgotten, or tried to convince yourself you did, if only so you could feel better about yourself.

“So much misinformation, but should I really be that surprised... Anyone who truly remembers, who lived it, it gone. Replaced by others, a new generation who spout off what they know like gospel, but all that comes out is fable. It's been a long time since I walked away, and time can be funny.”

“You want to hear the joke of time? I'll gladly tell it. It goes something along the lines of, the more things change, the more they stay the same. Perhaps you've heard that before from your Grandparents or a teacher, someone who had the wisdom of years etched on their face that you passed of as the dotage of old age. Passed their words off as sayings from a by-gone era before anyone knew any better. But I look around me now and what I see is the same. The faces are new, but the words are the same.”

“The youthful warrior tries to brag up his experience. What was it you said warrior? 'Desensitized', yes that's it. That's how you felt about all the tourist sights in Dublin. You just want to hit the gym, hit the ring, then hit the airport to the next one. There's so much of Casey in you. Never willing to stop and look around. Get your head out of the rut you think is a groove and live in the world you inhabit.”

“Then there's the girl. Not the silent one, the other one. So much living, so much bravado. How is it people like you constantly excel here? Little regard for why you're here or what you're doing, you're s wrapped up in your own little world that, left to your own devices you could have a tale all your own and none of us are needed. You think that makes you interesting and important but there are thousands of tales just the same played out on television every day between local times of one and five on hundreds of channels with new twists each and every day. Your title doesn't make your relevant girl, your partner does.”

A flicker. Just a small thing, a little burning light shining for the sake of light. It doesn't illuminate anything beyond the pure white wax candle that it's jumped from.

This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine. Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine.

“Now let's stop played pretend with all the kids in the room and get to the real issue. Where, oh where does six years go? The Japanese boy... Is it Japanese? I'm making an assumption, I didn't actually check. That boy said it's been years since I stepped inside an SCW ring, and this is true, but rhetorically he assumed that was my last time inside a wrestling ring. There are other worlds than this. I have crossed them. While the years have piled on to SCW changing it but keeping it the same I journeyed out into the abyss. They say you can loose yourself there you know, that you can stare out and the abyss stares back. I know. I've looked into those cold dead eyes and I've wandered so far away that you must ask yourself if the same man has come back.”

“He didn't. He died somewhere in the cold and dark and inside his body an evil took root that made his shell it's own. He died in the mud and the rain with a shovel under a rock that bares his parents name. The price for this life, paid in full. First his mother when he was still young courtesy of a drunk driver, years later his father paid his price, his heart beat his last beat and he joined his dearly beloved in the white light.”

“What was left behind was a legacy of pain and death. The nomadic grim reaper of despair, which sounds redundant left to stalk the plains, but that's not the whole truth. A fun little fiction to be sure, but melodrama of the galactic scale has never really been my style has it?”

A blinding flash. It's an overload on the eyes really, like going from a small little candle to a bright intentional spotlight. Well it's not a spotlight, but it's still enough. Not enough to drown out his voice though.

“For a while I thought there was a chance to drown in some pit of despair. I did think for a time that darkness and bitterness and hate would absolutely eat me alive. Death by bottle or worse. It wasn't a dark pit though, I hadn't fallen into the depths of hell. It was just a tunnel and somewhere at the end there was a light.”

The light begins to fade, not fade exactly, adjust. From blinding white into a cool white glow, and there he is. It's been YEARS, but there he is. The hair is trimmed shorter and half of his face is obscured by a wrap that proudly brands him as Canadian born.

“There was darkness for a time, but the house of Alexander still stands. Not just stands... THRIVES. Sure there was a time when I thought the worst, but I got a call from a very old family friend and an invitation to England. What should have been the end became a new beginning. For years I had been stuck in a downward spiral that was only going to end one way, or so I thought, but down that dark path I found the light at the end. I found a place and people that reminded me of home and how it felt to be alive and for the first time in years I felt blood pump through my heart again. Not just blood, ELECTRICITY.”

“I had the chance to step in the ring with my father's old friends and foes alike, and I didn't just hang with them, I thrived. I felt the love for this business that fuelled my father for all those years. I went from thinking I was the best and entitled to the best to KNOWING I was the best, and I knew it because I faced the best.”

“There's that saying, iron sharpens iron, and this was my living proof. I faced the best and I excelled because I'm the hardest worker and the most skilled in that ring, in this business and for my time there I remembered that it wasn't just me that needed a good hard kick in the ass.”

“So here I am.”

He stands up. Shirtless, he's not exactly in the worst shape ever. Iron sharpens iron in mind and body, and this body looks like it's the iron that proves it. It's the iron that will bare a new standard.

“Years ago when this company first opened it's doors I wasn't just on the first card, I was the MAIN EVENT, and it's wasn't because I hopped on Twitter or ranted on YouTube about it, it's because I'm the hottest commodity this business has EVER seen. It's about time EVERYONE remembers that fact. Nothing has changed in SCW in the YEARS I've been gone because there's been not one person come through that was hard enough to change it. Not one person had the desire to push it forward. Time after time people have come through SCW promising to be the greatest thing only to burn bright and hot and be forgotten when their flame fizzled, yet here I am. I'm not just AN SCW Original, I'm THE SCW Original.”

“I didn't come back to make good on the years of empty promises I've been made from this company. I didn't come back to give someone the rub or add a little star power to this whole Blast from the Past tournament. I came back to claim the one thing that's eluded me from day one, the SCW Championship. I don’t care who has it, how many times they've had it, how long they've had it, how many people they've beaten or how many shows they've headlined. For YEARS SCW has stayed exactly the same because no one has been able to lift it to new heights. That's not on Christian Underwood or Mark Ward or anyone else that's ever been in a position of authority in SCW, they've all had their people they thought could carry SCW who were a much better fit than me, even though they were wrong time and time again, that's on me.”

“When I first came to SCW it was from a dark place. Not physically, but mentally. It was a broken place that left me bitter and jaded and I let that ruin me. I let it ruin everything I brought to SCW, and though there were flashes, I was never where I should have been. A company carried on a broken back is destined to fail. SCW has been carried on the backs of mediocrity. It's time to change that. It's time to change the landscape from the small and weak, all those who view what we do as an extraneous burden to greater soap opera stardom. It's time to stop letting the weak, the timid, and unskilled lead the way. It's the time of iron. It's the time of proving your the best by being the best. It's the time of change, of growth, time to reclaim our lands for all those who fought and bled. This land isn't for the sheep.”

“Blast from the Past tournament round 1. I have a woman by my side who is supposed to be the best of the best. Prove it. Wolves don't have to call themselves wolves, everyone else knows by the way they conduct themselves. Southern strong style sounds like you drive around in a pick up truck with a Confederate flag on the roof. Be better.”

“Hitamashii, you go around acting like things don't phase you. Smart, but leave room for amazement. Let the world affect you, be a part of it. Experience it and keep experiencing it. Interact with it. Even if your used to it, seek out something new, otherwise you'll grow apart and estranged. Someone who is detached from the world is someone that has no effect on it. You want to be someone who remembered? Do things that YOU remember.”

“Silent girl, speak up. No one will speak up for you, so speak up for yourself. Victims say nothing. Victims are silent and those who would take advantage of the weak take advantage of the silent just as easy. Case in point: yourself, this week when my tag team partner tries to teach me what a wolf she really is and what Southern Strong Style is really supposed to mean when she makes you her victim. Be an active part of the change coming or be a forgotten role player who only stood in a place that could have been occupied by literally anyone.”

“There are so many new faces to become familiar with, new names to figure out what place they hold. For one, I have to figure out just who's at the top of the pecking order now in SCW so I know who to knock off their pedestal first. It's a long journey coming back from six years away. This is just the very first small step.”

Black.

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Climax Control Archives / Know Your Enemy
« on: February 07, 2013, 04:40:55 PM »
 Phoenix, Arizona. Wednesday.



There's some gym on a compound in Scotsdale that an old wrestler owns. Back in the late 90's is was a hip spot for the best and brightest up and comers in the world of professional wrestling to go to train, sharpen their skills and break through to the top of the business. These days it doesn't get a lot of use. As a wrestling school it's fallen into disuse and has closed it's doors. Only a small group of people ever show up here now. A small group of guys who were once known as Youngblood, now all retired sometimes drop by here to remember the 'Good Ol Days' or for a select few to actually put in a workout and stay in shape. The owner, a former multi-time World Champion in his own right still lives in the adjacent mansion and keeps the gym in good working order. Other than those few, there is only one other that still uses the gym known as the Youngblood Compound.

Blade Alexander sits on a bench in the old gym, elbows resting on his thighs, sights set squarely on the ground. In the background can be see a ring from the now defunct London based IIW. Blade seems oblivious to the world around him and the camera in his face until a familiar hand comes to rest on his shoulder.


Voice: What are you lost in this time, son?

Blade looks up to see the face of his father, former wrestling superstar Zavier Alexander, who takes a seat beside him on the bench.

Zavier: You seem rather sullen for a guy with a championship match in a couple days.

Blade: Not like it's that big of a deal, it's the SCW Championship.

Zavier: A Championship is still a championship.

Blade: Not in SCW where everything is made up on the fly and the titles are meaningless.

The elder Alexander shakes his head and gives a stiff slap to the back of his son's head.

Blade: What's the big deal!

Zavier: Haven't you learned better than that by now? There are NO meaningless Championships, just meaningless champions.

Blade: Yeah well in that respect I'm facing the king of them all.

Zavier: That may be true, but he's still the champion and until someone better comes along and beats him then it's going to look like he's the best that company has to offer. Despite what anyone says to the contrary, on the surface just by having that belt, it looks like Spike Staggs is the best in SCW.

Blade: Looks are very fucking deceiving. The last time he had the best match on the card he was in the ring against me. The last time he was relevant was when he was talking about me.

Zavier: All that is well and good to get upset about, but every time you get in that ring against him, and his title is on the line and you don't care about it then he exploits that, beats you and looks all the better for it. You have to stop that from happening. Even if you think that title means nothing...

Blade: I KNOW it means nothing.

Zavier: Doesn't matter what it means to you. All that matters is what it means to him. He puts all the importance in the world in that thing. It's his most prized possession. I know he'll says it's his woman or his kids or whatever, but I know you can see through that. It's that belt that matters to him. Take it and he breaks. Break him and the world is yours.

Blade: It's still just so hard to get into winning the title knowing that it's importance will be squandered. I've been in SCW long enough to know. I could win that thing but each and every week all we'll see on TV is Spike Staggs and his ever changing circus. Mark Ward's ego continues unchecked out of control, Christian does something stupid to make SCW look like it's still the bush leagues and Erik walks around in a suit trying to convince people that he's boss too.

Zavier: That only happens if you let it. Take the title and stop it. It's that easy. A wrestling promotion's most prized possession is it's champion. Stop letting people think its Spike. Letting him get away with all he does has led to the worst product that company has ever put out. Now he's got a shot at the NWA World Title too? Is that the sort of legacy that wrestling should have?

Blade: Over my dead body.

Zavier: That's my point, son. That's the way you should be feeling about it. Stop sitting back feeling apathetic towards it all. Sure you're doing great in ACW. You even are breaking into WCCW, but every time those guys see you, regardless of where you come from, they're going to think of you as an SCW guy, and as long as Spike Staggs is champion they're going to think of you as second best to him. You can wrestle circles around that kid, we both know you can. But you can also talk circles around him. Don't hold back. Don't just poke fun and go the easy route like you did last time. Cut him to bits. Show those SCW fuckheads what wrestling is all about. Win this match before you even step foot in a ring.

Blade: It's not so easy.

Zavier: Don't give me that shit! It is for you! Look at last week. You buried that guy Frost. You didn't fuck about just talking trash about his titles or his partner, you got right to the heart of the matter. You put him in his place, you cut right to the heart of things. Before he faced you he was a mysterious enigma taking SCW by storm. Now he's just a coward in a mask. You beat him in your promo so badly when it came time for the match he was already done. That's what you have to do to Spike. That's what you have to do to save SCW, and believe me, it needs saving. You know Spike can't do it, hes a failure. Get yourself together. Do you, don't let their bullshit bring you down to their level. Give SCW the champion it needs. It's been a long time coming.

Fade.


Laughlin, Nevada. Thursday.


Inside the Edgewater hotel now are numerous business people and ambitious gamblers all going about their lives. In the background though there's a buzz in the air about the upcoming Climax Control event from SCW. Nearby there is a banner advertising the event and the full card (subject to change). And there, standing in front of, looking up at the banner is challenger to the SCW Championship, Blade Alexander.


“I've thought quite a bit on my father's words over the last twenty-four hours. Be the champion SCW needs. Kind of heavy handed in it's Dark Knight sort of way, but it might ring true nonetheless. Take a look at this undercard for instance.”

He points to the section of the light up poster board featuring the Blast From The Past tournament.

“Here we have this tournament. Mixed tag. Not too shabby in it's own right, but Blast from the Past? What the fuck is that on about? Maybe Christian Underwood is living in a parallel reality, but I don't ever remember Mildred Burke making the hot tag to Frank Gotch. It's fucking ridiculous. You want a mixed tag match tourney find, you want wild card partners, cool, but don't label it after something it's clearly not. Blast from the fucking Past. That's hilarious. The whole SCW is a blast from the fucking past.”

Not for nothing Blade's proficient use of expletives have started to draw some looks from some of the hotel's other guests and they're bringing it to the attention of hotel staff.

“Antiquated rules barring guys from fighting women. A special championship that mocks the hardcore foundations of the sport held by a guy not even old enough to drink. Trannys, crossdressers... Congratulations SCW you've succeeded in dragging professional wrestling back to its' circus roots. But you think it all makes up for it because you can do the circus bigger and grander than it has ever been done before, but that's not the way it works, it just makes us look WORSE.”

“Maybe that's what you're trying to do though. Maybe you're going to chalk up lat Sunday's disaster of a show to Super Bowl Sunday, feel you're validated and keep SCW heading down it's toilet. If that's what you want, fine. But there's just one problem, not all of us are willing to go peacefully.”

“You want to drag us down you'll have to do it kicking and screaming. Some of us are fed up with it all and we're to the point where fighting back seems like a pretty good option.”

He looks up again, seeing his face across from that of Spike Staggs, who has the phrase SCW Champion underneath his portrait.

“Right there is where the problem starts. Having that buffoon as the face of our company. No wonder we're a circus promotion, the monkey-boy is our leader. That's a fucking joke in itself.”

In the background a rather uppity looking man with a pencil thin moustache and thinning hair wearing a blazer with the hotel's logo starts to make his way over.

“Dance monkey, dance. Drown SCW in your monkey shit! Go ahead boy, hurl your verbal feces at everyone who can hear you!”

Just then the man arrives, tugging on the sleeve of Blade's jacket.

Hotel Guy: Excuse Monsieur, but your language is not fit for this hotel, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

Blade: Excuse me, you John Walters looking gestapo, cram it and get back behind your desk. I have a room here.

Hotel Guy: That is all well Monsieur, but at least try not to profane while in our lobby some of our other guests are starting to complain...

Blade: Some of your guests are starting to complain about your phony french accent too but you seem to be keep that up anyway.

Hotel Guy: Well I never!

Blade: Had a french lesson in your life? It shows. Beat it Jeeves.

Hotel Jeeves: Monsieur!

Blade: Hey, I warned you about that!

Hotel Jeeves: Sir! At least try to keep your cursing to a minimum!

Blade: Yeah? Whatever. Beat it.

Blade waves his hands sending the uptight hotel receptionist scurrying off.

“That was rude. Now where was I?”

He looks up at the sign again, seeing the giant back-lit picture of Spike Staggs.

“Right, that guy. The guy who called himself the most noble champion in SCW history. Because there's a lot of nobility in calling out someone who you know doesn't care about your title. Right. Because there's nobility in giving a title shot to your friend when you know he's worked for it, then after it gets ruined by guys you ran your mouth off to, you don't bother giving him a rematch because well, he was about to beat you for that title. Then you get upset when he gets fed up with your shit. Noble”

“Or maybe dogging a rematch with the guy you beat for that title is noble? Or it's that everyone trash talks you and you remain clueless as to why, that makes you noble. Like a baboon. Or wait, maybe Spike, your nobility lies in you spoofing me and in your scathing parody revealing your own obvious flaws, that's your nobility? Right?”

“Or maybe it's just that you can't recognize what's obvious to everyone else.”

He turns away from the poster to face the camera.

“You suck Spike Staggs. It's really just that simple. You claim I'm a douche just because I say things that make people upset. I'm supposed to get upset that you think that way, but mostly I kinda just feel bad for you. Other people's opinions on what I say don't really effect me that what. I say the truth. Most people can't handle or don't want to face that. There's nothing more to it than that.”

“You say I only say those things to get noticed, because I don't have a storyline. That's the moment at which everyone left who had respect for you lost it, not that you'd recognize that. A storyline Spike. No, I don't have one. I have life. I have reality. I don't fuck various bombshells because I actually have a life. If I did have a relationship with any one of them you and the masses would never know because it's a fucking relationship stupid, not a storyline. I don't need to exploit getting sex for people to have interest in me. I can just cut a promo on TV and say what I think and have people more engaged that all you and your drama ever could. That's why you challenged me a few weeks ago. You're jealous that I don't have to live my life like a soap opera to get attention.”

“And the worst thing you did was ADMIT that's what you do. You said it yourself, Spike, storyline, never before has one word been so damning to someone's life and career. I don't have a storyline, but obviously you do. That's what you think of Vixen. She's just the latest of the stupid women you've been able to find in your life that think you have real feelings for them when all along you only think of her as a storyline. And it's not the first time you've done this. How many women do you have kids with? How many women thought you'd settle down with them after they popped out one of your bastards. You're such a shallow ass-hat that you probably went along with the whole having kids thing because you figured it would make you a more interesting character!”

“That's how you think of yourself isn't it? You're not a person, your a fucking character! I'm not some character, Spike. I'm a person. And even after all the trash I talk I think more highly of other people that I'm not going to go having kids and dragging other people's emotions through the mud just to make myself a more interesting character. That's why you're losing your grip on reality Spike. You've gone through such pains dragging all your life out in front of the camera that you've become nothing more than a character. You've ruined every relationship you've had because you don't know where to draw the line. You think everything that happens in your life is great fodder for cutting a promo for SCW.”

“It sure as hell is enough to make you the poster boy for SCW. Why the hell not right? If you're going to live it all out on the screen let's put this guy on every picture. It's like SCW is the Trueman Show featuring Spike Staggs. But what has that done to you personal? It's blown up ever single relationship you've ever had. It's why you're on your third version of NXT already.”

“Sooner or later Spike, those around you start to figure out what you really think of them. Sooner or later they catch on that to you, people are just characters and their lives are just your storylines to follow along in until people don't feel for them anymore or your character needs 'spicing up'. And then you wonder why people turn on you. You wonder why no one respects you despite your accomplishments. It's because to you this whole thing is just a fucking game. You may have the masses cheering for you now, but you're no shallower than you ever have been.”

“You claimed you started NXT to further the careers of young people in SCW, but the only benefit has come once they find out that you're really only in it for yourself and they stab you in the back. Face facts Spike, the only reason reason why you bitch and moan about it is because they did to you what you were going to do to them. You're just pissed they got the drop on you.”

He looks up at the illuminated poster again where you can see part of the SCW Championship belt resting over the shoulder of Spike.

“And now you really think that next time they print one of these up you're going to be a double champion? You think someone like you is talented enough to come away a double champion? You're not even making it to WrestleClassic as the SCW Champion, Spike! It's time you woke the fuck up and smelled the roses! Better than that, it's time I woke the fuck up and started putting people like you in your place!”

“You feed on apathy, you feed on opportunity to claim titles when champions are weak and people aren't looking. You think Nick Jones was stronger when he faced you? Face facts, stupid! Nick needed Mark and everyone else around him by the time you faced him! When I faced Nick he was strong enough to stand on his own.”

“Then you have the audacity to make it seem like Climax Control wasn't good enough for you to show up? For YOU? You're epic half-assery as champion is EXACTLY what put SCW in the place it is now! You think you can really lead this company on the two tours it wants to go on this year? You can't even lead a group of five people without them imploding. You can't lead the entire NWA, it's not in you Spike. You were LUCKY when you won the NWA World Title and everyone in the world knows it!”

“You want us all to think you're that fucking good, but we've already woken up to the fact that you're just not that good. Your friends in NXT let you abuse them for months before they left. Soon you'll probably end up knocking up Vixen then leaving her for someone younger and hotter the way you always do and Spike Staggs will have more bastard children and more evil exs to his name. Good for you Spike, but NONE of it makes you the person you think you are in your head!”

“Instead Spike, why don't you do what you always do. Come on TV with your little promo about your women and your kids and your friends all turning on you. Whine about respect the way you always fucking do and you sit their and wallow in despair over how everyone leaves you no matter how well you do. Then ignore everything I say and do because I'm not a 'character' and I don't have a 'storyline' and dismiss me as a bore because I'm just out here telling you the things you're too fucking scared to hear and too afraid to tell yourself even though each and every one of them are true. You around you spike when all you have is your shiny gold belt and realize for the first time in your fucking life that winning titles and selling t-shirts doesn't translate to love and respect the way you think it does. You're a fucking sell out Spike because once upon a time you were a lot like me, but then one day you sold yourself out all for the adulation of a bunch of people that need to be told what they like because their too stupid to decide for themselves.”

“When you were on my side of the fence you set yourself up a bunch of rules that you thought were how that side operated, but now that you're over there living that way you're all sad because you've found out that's not how it works. People don't actually like when you treat them like shit all for the sake of making your life interesting, Spike. All they care is that you treat them the way you feel about them. You talk trash about how I treat the bombshells. I trash talk them because one day if people like you don't kill it first, SCW is going to grow and the girls and guys are really going to mix it up in the ring. I'm looking forward to it. That's why I do what I do. You can say anything you want, but you put your life on film buddy, and every time you do the world sees what you really think of women. You treat them like gold when they're young and hot but the minute after they've pushed out a few of your kids and the weight of life with a piece of shit like you starts to wear them down and it shows then you kick them to the curb, call them a crazy bitch and move on.”

“You're the fucking crazy one Spike, and the cracks are starting to show. You think you're going to wind up a double champion, but you're going to look like a fucking idiot when you walk into WrestleClassic, already broken and title-less. My dad was right, Spike. It's about time I get off the bench and back into the game. On the very first Climax Control I set a bar so god-damned high that losers like you could never reach it. Ever since then it's just been getting lower and lower till now when it's just wallowing in the muck of avarice. Now things are so low thanks to self-centered assholes like you Spike that a place like SCW, which should be a giant global company by now, is going to wither and die unless someone saves it. You've been champion long enough. You're part of the problem. It's time to cut out the cancer.

Cut.

4
Climax Control Archives / Skin Deep
« on: January 31, 2013, 03:50:32 PM »
 “Lately it seems as though victory hasn't exactly been in my grasp.”

Fade in. On the relatively messy streets of his home city, Moncton, New Brunswick we find Blade Alexander. Outfitted in tight fitting track pants with a light grey jacket and yellow hat the SCW star stands on the sidewalk. Behind him a short distance down the street is an intersection busy with mid-afternoon traffic.

“At least as far as SCW is concerned. By now you'd have to go back to before my match with Jordan Williams. It seems like it's been that long. Sinful Obsession twice, Spike, Rage. All matches I wanted almost nothing to do with, aside from making Spike bleed, and all I've come up short in.”

He's breathing deeper than normal, his hands on his hips. If you were to keep track, this is usually the time of day when Blade runs his circuit through the city, rain or shine, regardless of the season. It's that dedication that has established him as a threat to any title and one of the best conditioned wrestlers in all of the NWA.

“At first I didn't think much of it, but the week before last after losing to Thatcher Rex it's starting to wear on me.”

He looks up at the camera and smirks.

“Don't get me wrong, I'm not discrediting Thatcher. Sure I faced Trent Shannahan earlier in the day, sure I jumped on a flight to I'd make Climax Control live that night, but that doesn't diminish the fact that Thatcher is one of the best guys on all the SCW roster right now. How else could you possibly explain the two of us stealing the show?”

“But that was then, and now all of the problems I've been having in the then are starting to pile up. Some might even say with the extra promotions I've begun involving myself with in the NWA have started to spread me too thin, but I say different. When a blade is at it's thinnest it becomes it's sharpest.”

The wind picks up blowing wickedly down the long street and the cameraman struggles to keep his footing on the wet icy sidewalk.

“Hard to keep up isn't it. Adversity breed success. It's why I train like this. While you have other guys out there in SCW who would rather hang out with friends and develop their social skills more than their ability I'm here every day finding new ways to push myself. You have people who brag and rest on all their past laurels to find current success and popularity, but I'm not hungry for the success, I'm hungry for the fight. Still, feels pretty good to win one every once in a while.”

“And you want to talk about success, talk about Lucian Frost. This mysterious masked man who came out of nowhere to team with Kain and become the new SCW Tag Champions. Take a look at this guy's promo work and you see a guy who's not obsessed with what he's done or where else he's been, but with holding onto those tag titles and building a legacy.”

“I respect that, but then he says he's got a lot to live up to. Really Frost? You just playing the nice guy or is that how you really feel? You want to build something, then you do it right. Sinful Obsession were a team that held those titles for so long by virtue of having some idiots who didn't care about tag team wrestling pick their opponents for them. How else would you describe the numerous shots I got and never ever had the same partner. I was vocal about my disdain for meaningless titles so Christian Underwood of all people thought that it would teach me some kind of lesson if he paired me up with whoever wasn't booked that week for a shot at something I didn't want.”

“How else could you explain how a team like you, Blood Omen, on your first day out with no history together and no chemistry in the ring were able to upset such a long running championship team? It wasn't that you were so great. It wasn't that you were the second coming of the Road Warriors. You won by virtue of being there when the champs had gotten so cocky and full of themselves. They thought they had it made simply by lack of challengers.”

“Oh but wait... There's just one little tiny, microscopic little tiny detail that unravels the whole little fantasy that you and Kain have been waiving about your big gold belts in. You didn't actually ever beat the Tag Team Champions did you? You got those belts by virtue of a rule loophole that allowed you to beat the Young Stallions and gain the titles. Then you retained them by beating that same team. You haven't beaten Sinful Obsession for them. In fact, in the time you haven't been beating them, they've become busy winning an even bigger prize. The NWA World Tag Team Championship.”

“Oh.... so close!”

He smirks that cocky trademark evil grin.

“But just when you thought you were on top all of your efforts were marginalized by the very team you claim to have knocked off.”

“But enough about them. Let's get right down to the business Frost. Let's get right down and personal between you and me.”

“I don't like you Frost. No surprise there right?”

“It's not that I don't respect you as a performer. You're good. You've got talent, you've just got no brains to back it up. Why else would you knock away a helping hand. After all, why exactly did you turn down that guy who wanted to manage you? Pride? Envy? If you were smarter you'd see how he could have helped you out with the lack of success on and NWA level thing. You take it in stride, but a guy like that in your corner could leverage you, the SCW Tag Champions in the NWA against the team who you claim to have knocked off for your titles. Would make you seem like worthy contenders right?”

“Or are you ashamed of that Frost? Shame does seem to play a pivotal role in your life.”

“You're ashamed you won you titles by beating someone who wasn't the reigning champions. You're ashamed of the success you could gain by pure exploit. You should be ashamed you said no, and you should be ashamed that you got you ass handed to you because of your foolish pride. The greeks called it hubris Frost, you seem like your educated, you should know that.”

“But that big gold tell-tale heart isn't the only mark of shame you carry around with you is it? What about what your hiding? Your dirty little secret? Everyone in SCW claims they have secrets on everyone else and plans to expose them. Difference is Frost, everyone knows your secret. Don't worry though, I'm not planning to expose yours. I'm only here pointing out your shame.”

“Look at that mask of yours. It makes you the man of mystery you are doesn't it? And why? Why do you hide from your friends, your family? You wear that mask because you're plain ugly? Is it more marketable? No. It's because you're ashamed of your scars. Underneath that mask you're a scared wreck. Instead of undergoing plastic surgery, instead of wearing your scars proudly like the badge of honor the rest of us do, you hide yours like you're ashamed of them.”

“You hide your scars and your face from your friends and family and you put the blame on them, but you're not really ashamed of the scars, you're ashamed of yourself. You're a two time champion and a great wrestler, but you hide your face because when it comes right down to it you're a coward. You can't face what you are.”

“If I was as chickenshit as you I'd wear a mask too.”

“That's what makes me sick about you Frost. You cover up and hide, and why? So you've got some scar tissue, we all do. Maybe yours is worse than others, but so the fuck what. Your scars are only skin deep, but for all your self-conscious preening over them the scars you're leaving on the people that love you run much deeper and are much harder to forgive. Trust me on this buddy.”

“So let me ask you this. Man to man. The real question everyone wants to know. Fuck all your drama with Carlos and whatever he wants from you. The real question no one's ever thought to ask you Frost, is are you really ashamed of the scars on your face, or are you really hiding because you're ashamed you're a professional wrestler?”

“Are you ashamed that you're not as pretty as you once were or are you afraid to see your family because they didn't support your ambition to become a wrestler and now you don't want to face them, scarred beyond recognition now because you'll have to deal with the idea that they might have been right, that somewhere deep down for all your past, current, and future success that you feel, just like they told you that all your accomplishments don't make up for the sacrifice you made of your face?”

“Are you really that callow, Frost?”

“It's got to be one of those things. And trust me, even though you're good, even though you're successful, and even though I've been on a long losing streak here in SCW recently, someone like you will never, ever beat me.”

“Unlike you Frost, I'm fucking proud to be a pro wrestler! Unlike you I'm proud that I went out and did what I wanted to do and stood on my own two feet to become what I am for better or worse! I'm proud of every win and every loss I've ever had. I worked my ass off to do this, and every fucking scar that I bare on my body is a badge that I've earned. They are the lasting reminders of my hard work and sacrifice that I am proud of. I'm proud to see people cross the street to avoid me because they recognize who I am. I'm proud of every bit of garbage hurled my way when I'm standing in the ring because I've fucking followed my own path and there's no god damned shame in being who you are!”

“The fans may love you because of that mask, because of the air of mystery you create around you. They appreciate your work and the sacrifice that you make every night in front of them, but do you really think that love, do you really think respect lasts when everyone knows you hide your face from yourself because you're ashamed of what you've done? When you put that mask on Frost you made a conscious statement that all of the glory you've attained in the ring doesn't equal the price you paid to get it.”

“There are limitations, Frost. You've showed me yours. For all your hard work and effort, your vanity is your undoing. All of the injuries, all of the pain you've gone through, you've done it all but in the back of your mind resides regret. No wonder you need a manager. You think you've done just fine on your own, but you're held back. Until you get someone who can help you get past your own sense of shame or until you take off that mask and stop being embarrassed by the choices you've made then all the titles, all the glory, all of the accolades don't mean anything.”

“It must be hell to be you, Frost. Trapped inside a prison of your own design.”

“No matter how many times I lose I walk out with my head held high because this is what I want to do. This was all my own choice and I don't feel bad about that. But, no matter how you protest, no matter what you do, every day you live underneath that mask, underneath the secret identity you've created for yourself to cover up who you really are, for better or worse underneath. That's every day you've lost to me.”

“Tell me, Frost, how do you really think you could ever beat me? You can't even bare to see your own face. How could you come out on top? How could I ever let some one with so little conviction about who they are and how they decided to live their life beat me, someone so sure about themselves. I feel bad for you Frost, but no matter how low I get I've never sunk to your level.”

“Out of all the people I've come across Frost, there are those I respect like Casey or Thatcher, there are those I just plain hate like Misty or Spike, but you're very different from them all. Sure I'm disgusted by you. For all your success to have the lack of self-esteem you have for yourself? Come on. I actually feel a bit bad for you. I actually feel a bit of empathy for you. We all bare scars of some kind Frost. If you really want to be thought of as one of the greatest and not just some flash in the pan you need to get over it. Stop hiding who you are. Live with yourself and your choices.”

“Everyone else questions if you're ready to go physically, but that kind of pain is something we deal with daily in this business. I've seen your weakness Frost, it's just not what I was expecting. It's much worse. It's unfortunate for you. That's why I feel bad for you. The rest of SCW may have never really noticed and you could have gone on doing what you do, living the lie you live until you decided that you were done. But I've seen inside you Frost. I was surprised how remarkably easy it really was. I was surprised to see how deep your true wounds went, and that's what's so bad. Knowing that this Sunday I'm going to hand you the worst loss you've ever had because I was the first person in your career you've ever come across that saw you for who you are and didn't give a damn about you.”

“You needed someone who cared about you to see your faults Frost. You needed someone who could help and nurture you past them to turn them into strengths, but instead you got a surgeon. Someone aching for a win who had all the talents needed to take you apart piece by piece. Someone to open you up scar by scar no matter how deep they are and to bring about your utter ruin. Here lies Lucian Frost. The enigma. The riddle, once answered, that became nothing more than a myth. You're not a superstar to be feared and respected, you're just a man, hurt needing pity. But pity? I have none.”

Cut.

5
Climax Control Archives / Private Jets and Guys Who Used to Have Belts
« on: January 19, 2013, 06:37:07 PM »
 “It's not an easy thing sometimes, being in demand.”

Blade Alexander stands, straightening out his tie.

“But I doubt most of you would have the experience of trying to wrestle a five star match with a former NWA World Champion, then hop on a plane, fly across the country to only a few hours later face someone else who thinks he's a World Champion, or that any title he's held in the past makes him one.”

It's early evening and the blinds are open. The SCA turned ACW star could look out into the night, but mostly he'd just see the apartment building across the parking lot from his own.

“I know Thatcher Rex thinks of himself as some great ring general with years of experience under his belt, but face it, no one in SCW cares about any of that. You didn't do it in SCW, you didn't do it in NWA, so why bother doing it at all?”

“The only people around here, and I'm telling you this Thatcher because you're new and I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here, the only people that brag about the past are those broken down old losers in Mark Ward's little male escort club. That's seriously it. Not even Spike Staggs brags about the past and that's astounding given his eternal struggle to seem relevant on any level.”

“But I digress. If you come into SCW thinking you're going to get some amount of respect for what you've done in the past you're sadly mistaken. You needed to just get over it. You're in SCW now and that's all that matters.”

He picks up the jacket that matches the rest of his black Italian made suit from the back of his chair.

“And don't think that I'm going to be one of those guys that's taking you for granted. I saw what you did at New Year Rising. It wasn't you earning the number one contender status to the Roulette Title that impressed me. They give anyone in their first couple matches here that chance. It's not even that you're probably going to win the title when you get your shot. The champion is a child. You taking the belt from that kid is literally taking candy from a baby.”

“What impressed me is the ease at which you did so. Granted you've not really faced anyone of note so far in SCW, but in doing so you showed people that they were really no one of note.”

“But now you face me, and to be honest, with me you never know what the fuck you'll be getting. Am I going to be pissed off about something? Probably not, I don't even know you. Am I going to be angry? Not likely but who knows really. What you are getting is the best fucking performer SCW has, someone who's been at the very top of SCW since day one, and someone who has already wrestled once hours earlier against a legitimate legend and has spent hours on a plane directly thereafter. That's what you'll be getting.”

“So now the real questions, Rex.”

He smirks.

“Just what Blade Alexander are you going to get? Am I going to be worn out from my other match? Is jet lag going to take it's toll? Am I going to be beaten and worn out? Am I going coming into the match with the momentum of having beaten a former World Champion or am I going to be pissed about losing. Am I going to be tired and worn out and just want to get back home again or am I going to be short-tempered and pissed off from the day? Double booking is a giant hassle Thatcher, I can tell you that now.”

“And even at their best have you ever heard of someone so in demand that they've travelled across the country in a single day just to do a double shot? A few hours up the highway, sure... But I'm going from Nova Scotia to Nevada. The thing you have to ask yourself Rex is what are you going to get? Blade on the back half of a double shot, is my tank going to be empty or will I just barely have time to warm up?”

He grabs his bag, packed and ready to go.

“Tyrant King, that's the name you've given yourself right? I like that but... You see Thatcher, sooner or later every reign ends. Is your reign going to end before it begins or do you think it's just starting? You like to think of yourself as a wiley veteran though, so I guess that puts you on the back slope. Not a place you want to be against a guy who angry and bored and just looking to move into an NWA title match. Knock off a former NWA World Champion then take out the number one contender to an SCW title all in the matter of about 5 hours? Thanks, I think I will.”

He turns off the lights and steps out the door.

Black.

6
Supercard Archives / The Capital Vices
« on: January 04, 2013, 04:10:57 PM »
 We open on some sort of high school gym or small gathering hall, curling rink, or perhaps a National Guard Armoury somewhere. Where exactly we are isn't very important. What is important is that we're with Blade Alexander.

“Did I hear right? Has Rage really fooled himself into thinking all that hype he builds up around him is true?”

“For some masochistic reason that eludes me I actually took the time to watch that promo Rage put forth the other day. Seeing as we have a big match coming up between us I decided to indulge myself and listen to what that washed up loser had to say.”

The often controversial SCW star is dressed in a rather nice charcoal grey suit that is a little bit classier than his current surroundings.

“First of all let me address this self-indulgent drivel that was an ill-conceived trip to Wal Mart on Christmas Eve. Now let me get this straight Rage, you blame your personal waiting to the last minute on your so-called therapist, then you get pissed off when the store is packed and someone runs into you with a cart. That's your fucking idea of rage? That's your therapists idea of help? Not a support group, not dealing with deep routed issues that might be contributing to your problems, but rather no... Don't even avoid situation in which you know you're going to have problems and instead dive right in head first. Brilliant. Fucking brilliant. You sure your therapist isn't on the SCW booking committee? They seem to have stupidity in common.”

“But let's not hold up there, so instead of this little exercise doing anything remotely helpful like examining your problems or even entertaining the poor people at home, including me, who decided to give your drivel a chance, you turned it all into one big Wal Mart bitch fest. Cause you're so big and popular that you don't shop there. Like you're better than each and every one of those people. You sanctimonious asshole, you want those very same people to come and pay to see you wrestle then you go there and insult them and how they spend their money, then you have the balls to say I'm the liar, that I'm the one full of shit.”

“The real reason each of those people are fucking stupid sheep hasn't got anything to do with where they shop and everything to do with the fact that despite you looking down your nose at them, despite you yelling at them for your own stupidity they still pay to watch you wrestle and they still cheer your names. They're not stupid for trying to save a few bucks on overpriced garbage, their stupid for believing anything coming out of you.”

He shrugs, then smirks.

“But the bullshit coming from camp Rage doesn't stop there does it? No, after all that eye trauma you caused each one of us you resolved your holiday dilemma but getting the guy who bought you a car an old, washed up, pot smoking, over the hill burnout. And it wasn't even Cheech and Chong. Great message you're sending there Rage. 'Buy me a car and I'll shit on your doorstep'. But then again I can see how that would be a great present for a group of people who call you the Sin of Wrath.”

“Never in my life have I heard of anything less fitting. Do any of you even know what a sin is? Do any of you have any idea what wrath is? I can tell you this, it's not trying to make a name for yourself by jumping a guy from behind then fucking running away to hide behind the coat-tails of match makes and people in that little coterie you call friends to hide with your head in the sand until everything blows over. I thought Spike Staggs had cornered the market on rewriting history, but you just want to give him a run for his money don't you? You act like it was me trying to dodge you when everyone with a DVR can prove that it was ME that was fucking SCREAMING for months for your fucking HEAD on a PIKE! You want to know about Rage your fucking seven foot pile of shit? I told you the god-damned day you lay your hands on me that you signed your own death warrant. But fucking surprise, surprise... In a place where that sort of behavior would normally lead to a match on the very next card you always found some way to get around it. There was always some other obstacle that could be thrown in my way. Some title match I had earned, some other member of the league of sin-idiots that was willing to get thrown under the bus.”

He takes a moment and paces to regain his composure.

“Then fate smiled upon you didn't it? When your neck was inching ever closer to the Sword of Damocles that swung above your neck things took a turn and I had to step away from the business for a while. That's when the real sin occurred. That's when, without the fear of retribution from me, you could prosper. You even climbed so high as to win the SCW Championship. What's really fucking hilarious to me though isn't how short your reign was, it was how you managed to lose the title as soon as it looked like Blade Alexander was going to be back in the picture.”

He smirks again.

“You're not the sin of wrath. You have no wrath. You call yourself Rage, but your anger is impotent. No further do we have to look to see the failure of your own boasts than that little slice of life trash you let everyone in on. Instead of showing a bunch of aged, weak holiday shoppers what Rage really is you fucking shut your trap like the good little lap-bitch you and you went and sat your ass in the car. I do so hope you got a nice little treat from your master for your good behaviour. The sin of wrath doesn't take his ball and sit in the car. You're pathetic.”

“So you hate your name, Jake.”

Of course he's going there.

“It fucking fits you. It's a name. It's what you are. You're a big, stupid, average person. You have no qualities or skills to set you apart. Jake was smart to sit his ass at home on his couch and watch from afar. It wasn't Jake who got pissed off and got up off his couch and jumped me from behind. It wasn't even Rage. It sure as fuck wasn't the sin of wrath. It was the sin of envy pure and simple. You saw me, someone better than you in every way, and you got jealous. Jake sat at home on his couch and watched someone who was better in the ring than he ever was, listened to someone on the mic better than he ever was, and someone who had more buzz that he ever had and you got jealous. That's why you decided to come back, that's why you targeted me the night that you came back and that's why you dodged me ever since.”

“But since I went away the sin of envy has given way to the sin of pride. Months spent with me away has given you false confidence. Without the glass ceiling that I created for you here you've been free to face others and you found out there isn't really a great deal of talent in SCW and with Christian in your back pocket, Mark and you not on bad terms and your buddy Eric playing the new Jim Herd you were free to act like you're a tough guy.”

“Maybe Eric isn't your friend though, I really have no idea, I've never met the guy and don't care to.”

“And wait... Did you do something to Christian recently or do all of you have such fucking short term memories that you actually think you have a chance against me?”

He looks puzzled. He is puzzled and take a moment to think it over.

“No, that would be stupid. No one would be stupid enough to actually think that just because you like calling yourself Rage and that you insist on people calling you the sin of wrath that it actually takes places of any real tangible talent...”

“... Or is it that you really think your moderate success has somehow given you hollow confidence enough to think that it either means something or that I might care...”

He keeps thinking about it.

“No wait, yeah... Listening to the way you and almost everyone else around here talks about what they say I've been saying, you really think what you've done means something to me.”

“Listen up you FUCKING MORON!... I DO NOT care about the SCW tag title, their little roulette title or any other little belts they have here. Not a shit do I even begin to give about the number one contenders status in our match.”

“Christian gave me what I wanted? Give me a fucking break... The fact that the number one contender status is on the line is incentive for YOU Rage, because everyone in SCW knows if you didn't have that little incentive to show up to our match you'd run from me little the little fucking pussy that everyone has been seeing you act like for the last fucking year in SCW. Christian gave ME what I want because he's handed me your ASS on a fucking PLATTER! You want to show everyone in SCW what Rage is!?! I'm going to show everyone when I hollow out your giant polished fucking skull and toast Happy New Year to SCW with what oozes out! You want the sin of wrath? Face my wrath when I wrap my hands around the throat of the scared bitch who has been ducking me for over a year!”

Once again he takes a minute to calm himself.

“Seven Deadly Sins it's what your group has always called itself even though you're missing a bunch. But take a look closer. That would be a more fitting name for our match. A Seven Deadly Sins Match. You seem to think that I want titles and glory and have been crying to get it when this whole while all I've wanted was your blood on my hands.”

He smirks.

“You should be a fan of this. Normally I don't really go this route, but this match really begs for it.”

“Book of Proverbs. It says there are six things the Lord hates and the seventh he detests. I looked them up and between us both we cover them all.”

“One. A Proud look.”

“That's been your stupid face ever since that minute you called yourself SCW Champion.”

“Two. A lying tongue.”

“That's pretty simple, it's every word you've said about me.”

“Three. Hands that shed innocent blood...”

He looks at his hands.

“Guilty.”

He smirks.

“Four. A heart that devises wicked plots.”

“He's really going to hate what I have in store for you.”

“Five. Feet that are swift to run into mischief.”

“That one is like the opposite of you. He probably loves your for starting trouble and running like a bitch.”

“Six. A deceitful witness that uttereth lies.”

“There goes any will you and the big guy built up. There's been nothing coming from you about me but lies since day one. Whining, crying... I save that for someone like you, if there's anything left of you.”

“Seven. Him that soweth discord among brethren.”

“I'm sorry big guy, but sometimes the truth hurts. But what I want to know is, does the Lord really consider a sinner like Rage with all his lies, all his pride, all his envy... Is he really brethren? Or is he considered some heathen?”

“It doesn't really matter, I'm not one to pick sides. I'm not here for any crimes you might have perpetrated against Christianity, I'm only here to punish you for the ones you've committed against me. You can keep all of the hoops, you can claim all the regional titles and covet all the meaningless glory of being a featured monkey in a one ring circus that is SCW. I have bigger riches in mind, and I'm not here for what someone like Christian Underwood thinks I want. I'm here to finally bleed out someone who's been allowed to think that he can just jump me from behind and get away with it. It's taken over a year, but this Cardinal Sinner is going to stain his hands with some not-so-innocent blood.”

Fade.

7
Character Building Roleplays / Push It
« on: December 12, 2012, 12:00:53 PM »
 Outside of the Men's Room at the Knights of Columbus hall in San Bernardino, California shortly after Climax Control ends we find buxom SCW reporter Pussy Willow banging on the door...

PW: Blade! Blade Alexander, I know you're in there!

Still dressed in a white sequin gown with a camera in tow she pounds on the door.

PW: I know he's in here... I saw him go in there a few minutes ago... Blade! Blade! Do you have anything to say to the SCW fans?

Suddenly the door is pulled open and Pussy Willow, who had been banging on it almost loses her balance and falls into the grasp of Blade Alexander, head freshly shaved, still dressed in most of his wrestling gear.

BA: What? What is it? What do you want? Can't you see I'm busy in here!

He has a handful of Pussy Willow's hair and as she tries to free herself she keeps asking questions.

PW: Blade, whats been going on? What about your match tonight? Goth turned on you and left you at the mercy of Sinful Obsession...

Blade pushes her back against the wall.

BA: Yeah, so what if he did, huh? A few weeks ago I did pretty much the same to someone else. One good turn, right? I didn't want the Tag Titles anyway...

PW: What about last week against Spike Staggs?

BA: What about Spike?

He pulls her hair back so she can finally look him in the eyes.

BA: I took everything Spike had... He had to give everything just to barely beat me. Barely. If we had to do it again he knows just like I know, just like everyone knows that he'd never again beat me in a million years.

PW: What happened to your hair?

BA: My what? You wanted to talk about Spike, why do you want to talk about hair now?

PW: It's gone Blade, it's all gone...

He runs his free hand over his head.

BA: Yeah so? So maybe I didn't want to be a bleach blonde anymore. Don't you ever get tired of it? Don't you ever get tired of going town to town trying to find some place to dye your hair, all your hotel rooms always smelling of peroxide? I guess you probably get off on it though right?

PW: I...

BA: Hey I got a question for you, your tits real?

He smirks and she resumes her struggles to get her hair out of Blade's hand.

BA: Hey, calm down! It's just a question, right? You want me to answer all of yours then why can't you answer some of mine?

PW: I'm not the one...

BA: The one who what? Is on a losing streak? Go ahead, say it! I'm not the one who was blatantly overlooked in the NWA rankings again? Go ahead, you can say it! Go on!

He finally pushes her back, hard against the wall and lets go of her hair, but as she tries to turn and run away Blade grabs her in a headlock.

BA: You know blondie, there's only so much you can put up with. So much they can take before they go ahead and push you to far. I've been pushed too far you know. They've taken my voice and muted it. They've taken my wrestling and watered it down. They've taken my identity and tried to bury it. Some things don't stay buried, bitch. Some things don't stay down.

He lets go of her and pushes her away.

BA: You came looking, but didn't like what you found huh? I tried to play it there way, but the funny thing is, everyone would still look at the clowns, the suits, the cross-dressers, the freaks and the frauds even when I had the blood of the champion on my hands. It's time everyone else started to noticed just how deep the sharpest edge can cut.

Fade.

8
Climax Control Archives / Face Time With the Boss
« on: November 30, 2012, 11:00:16 PM »
 Somewhere in the Eagle's Nest Arena not long after Climax Control went off the air...

The camera shows a white hallway somewhere in the arena. From around the corner comes Blade Alexander, looking at his hands which are still stained with the blood of Spike Staggs.

“When I came back to SCW I said there would be a price to pay... I told everyone that I had a list of names and one by one I'd cross off each and every one of those names and make them pay the price... Making wrestling real once again here in SCW. And starting tonight, look at this...”

He shows his bloody hands to the camera.

“Tonight Spike Staggs forced his way to the number one spot on my list. I made it no secret that sooner or later I would expose Spike for the fraud he is and tonight I made him pay the price that people like him aught to pay if they want to be successful in my ring. You want to play games Spike, you want to lie and cheat your way to the top that's fine, but you're trying to tell yourself a lie that no one but you is believing. Tonight you learned that you can't just walk around acting the way you do and get titles and money and acclaim without having to pay the price. You pay the price Spike. It's your fucking blood.”

He looks again at the blood on his hands and smiles.

“You claimed you wanted to put an end to my bitching. The truth hurts when you're Spike Staggs. I know. You figured I should be challenging Amanda Cortez instead of you... That's a huge insult coming from a guy who challenged me. It's not been a month yet and you're already trying to change history again Spike. You've already forgotten that you challenged me.”

He smiles.

“You're such an important champion Spike that instead of facing anyone who was put in front of him like Nick Jones did, you have to challenge others. On you the SCW title has become so meaningless in just minutes that you had to go out and challenge the guy who you know everyone pays to see in SCW. You're so stupid Spike, it makes me smile, It really does. You think people believe you. You think people care about you. You think you matter. You're bleeding out Spike...”

He looks at his hands one more time.

“But you already knew that.”



Several Days Later.

Somewhere presumably near Newark, California. Somewhere like a gym locker room. Blade Alexander sits there on a chair, head down, bottle of water in hand.

“Does it still sting Spike?”

He looks up.

“Can you still feel it? Can you feel the stitches inside your head? Does it feel like the end of your title reign?”

He smirks.

“I hope you still feel it Spike. I hope you've been home looking that stinging reminder of last week in the mirror every single morning. I hope every time you see the mark on your head reflecting back at you it makes you remember our exchange. I hope it reminds you how you felt when your head hit those stairs. I hope it reminded you how it felt when you felt the wet heat of your own blood flowing down over your face, into your own eyes. I hope it reminded you of every word I said to you, every word I said about you. I hope it's a fresh reminder every morning, every time you go to the bathroom, each time you wash your hands... Each time you catch your own reflection. I hope you see that wound and you remember.”

“I'm sure it's not the first time you've been bloodied, Spike. I know it wont be the last. I hope Vixen is there with you even though it's not that bad and you really don't need it. I hope she dotes over you despite your protestations about her attention.”

He smirks.

“I hope all these things Spike, because if you do these things then you know. If you shrug it off, if you just treat it like another of life's lumps and you go about your day then you're truly an idiot and where's the fun in that? Where's the fun in beating the life out of someone stupid enough to start a fight he doesn't even know he can't finish? Where's the fun in beating someone who was dealt a shit hand in life and can only look back and think that it was a great run while it lasted?”

“I know you had some success before SCW opened right? You did alright for yourself. Then you've stuck around SCW this long, and that makes me wonder. It makes me think maybe you're not really all that bright. After all, it's you who thinks you deserve your little golden reward just for being gainfully employed for over a year. I'm sure to someone like you that's probably an impressive achievement the dedication to one thing other than failure is a milestone to be celebrated. That's fine. If you're Spike Staggs. For the rest of us that's just life.”

“But oh wait, that's right, it's a milestone because it's something I didn't do right Spike? Because I left SCW for a few months just before I was going to get a title shot... Well that was just me being an ungrateful whiny bitch who took his ball and left. Gospel according to Spike Staggs. But that's only in a world where you can't conceive of another person who would actually chose to have something called a private life. If someone in SCW doesn't want ever tiny detail of their life played out for about 300 people in a high school gym. I don't sleep with every girl that comes through SCW, so that's my shortcoming right? I don't share all of the intimate moments of my life for the world to see or share the minutia of my life in real time on Twitter so I'm just a complainer that needs to be shut up. Well that's just great Spike.”

“Problem is, there's more than one way to look at life. There's more than your way to live life.”

He pauses to take a sip of the water.

“Some of us aren't into living our lives for the entertainment of others. Some of us can keep our professional and private lives separate. Some of us don't have to dip our pens in the company ink. So when someone, say me, needs to take some time off because of something personal and misses something, something say as big as a title match, then you know it's a big deal. You know what it isn't Spike? It's none of your fucking concern. You want to live your little romance with your bombshell fucking flavor of the week so everyone can see, fine. That doesn't make the rest of us taking time away from the spotlight a negative.”

“I was gone for a while. It is what it is. You claim Nick Jones ducked competition, but let's face it with out me here there was none to be had. You think you deserved your title shot just because you've been here from the beginning but, Spike, you just sort of hung around at first didn't you? Then when you did decide to get in the ring you really haven't done anything worth while. You used Misty mentally and physically. She was a burnt out shell before hand but look at her now. Wow.”

He smiles a slow deliberate smirk.

“Now you're onto Vixen and why? Listen to what you've been saying lately. You fashion yourself some kind of mad man sometimes and she's just so beautiful that seeing her is the only thing that can calm the murderous intent. You want to make it seem like it's Beauty and the Beast where you're this evil thing only her pure beauty can redeem, but really Spike, that just pure self indulgence. You are like Beast in one way though, you're both fuck ugly. Vixen is less like Belle though and more like a common street whore looking for a sugar daddy to give her all the pretty, shiny things she ever dreamed of and you're the sad old man looking for attention.”

“Lately you've claimed you've been having trouble sleeping at night.”

He takes another drink of water.

“What's the matter Spike, things got you down? You got that great girl right?”

He rolls his eyes.

“So what could it possibly be? Maybe it's that group of Super Friends you've got on the go there, the New Xtremes? What's the matter Spike? Band drifting apart? They're not becoming the group that you visioned? Those are the reasons you've stated publicly. Let's look a little deeper shall we?”

“First off you have your little girlfriend Vixen. You pay her to say she's on her knees for you nightly and act like your friend in public and she does like the good little employee so I'm guessing you're not bouncing any checks there. Next you've got Casey who's off on his own concerns just a little more than a tiny bit bitter with you for exploiting your past with Mark and Chris and your relations in talent relations to leap frog over him to get a title shot, so maybe you two are on the outs a bit, then you've got Koji and his Party Horde whatever the fuck that means. Guy goes down with an injury and you don't even send him a thank you card? Yeah that's a nice fearless leader for you. No concern for those putting their body on the line for you. Disregard for the muscle doing your dirty work. It's no wonder your friends are getting scarce.”

“Be honest, it's not your good intentions that are keeping you up at night. It's that the group with the stupidest fucking name in the history of wrestling factions is getting tired of being fed the same old Spike Staggs bullshit about you trying to help them and make them better and starting to grow less and less interested in busting their asses and paying the cost for your shortcomings. I told you everything has a price Spike. There's only so long you can keep getting others to pay it for you before it all comes back on you with interest.”

“Don't let it all get to you though Spike. Groups are passe. There are like eleven factions in SCW right now. Seems I'm the only one with balls enough to go it alone. Sad state for the rest of you fucks. Keep on doing your thing though. Keep on pushing your massive fucking egos, keep on getting distracted by your petty bullshit and I'll keep on being the best.”

He drains the rest of the water from the bottle.

“So this is what it's all come down to Spike. You throw out this challenge, not because you're so good, not because you want to be some fighting champion. This is your last chance to save face. You throw out challenges to me because you know I'll accept it, you know I'm the best in the company and you think you have enough faith left in your own little group to get past me and establish yourself as champion before everything collapses in on top of you and those people you've been abusing for so long finally come to collect your head.”

“And speaking of that head, I know you're listening to me Spike. Go ahead, touch them. No one would blame you. I'm sure hearing all this, hearing this negativity towards you must have your blood pumping. Those stitches must be stinging right about now.”

He smirks, wiping the back of his hand across his mouth.

“I know enough about you Spike to know that you're burning to get even with me. You want to put me in my place for what I did about you. For what I said about you. You'll try to be a big man and shrug it off, but we both know that inside it's burning you up. Your blood is just boiling. That's what I want Spike. I don't want some pussy out to share his knowledge and help some group of sheep. I don't want some slick rick it all rolls off my back jackass. I want Spike Staggs seeing nothing but Blade Alexander. You challenged me Spike, but you never hunt a predator.”

“I have a challenge for you. Do to me what I did to you. Bust me open Spike. Take back ever drop of blood I took from you. Take that piss-ant little gym we're going to fight in and paint it's floors red with my blood. I know it sounds harsh, but it's the only way. It's the only way you walk out with your dignity, it's the only way you walk out with your self respect, it's the only way you walk out. Forget about the title belt, that was gone the minute you challenged me. Gone. Forever. You'll never be good enough to beat me for it. Never. But if you can do enough, if you can hurt me enough, then you can leave with some dignity. Then you can leave with your head held high. Hey, then you might even be able to win back some of those friends you've started to estrange lately. You'll be able to show them that you're the kind of man you claimed to be.”

“Funny thing is I know you wont though. I know what's in your mind. I can see through you Spike Staggs. I can see your heart. I can see that you don't have one. For all your sly words and self delusions you haven't got a single fiber of your being that's willing to do what I'll do to you. You haven't got the guts to go where I'll go. You'll puss out because you don't like to get your hands dirty and do any work for yourself and then when you do, when you hesitate for that moment and back away from that edge that you keep telling everyone around you that you so willingly cross... When you do back away I'll beat you and you'll be left wondering once again what the fuck went wrong.”

“That's when I'll set things back on track. Right there in Newark in front of 75 people and all the internet I'll rip those stitches out of your head, open up that gash again and I'll fucking pray at the alter of professional wrestling and offer your blood up as sacrifice on SCW's golden idol and all the teen heartthrobs pretending to be hardcore, the cross-dresses and transvestites, and male models turned business men will finally have to sit up and take notice. Their icon of callow vanity has fallen and Darwinism restored to wrestling.”

“There is a price.”

“Payment due.”

Fade.

9
Supercard Archives / Calm Like A Bomb
« on: November 10, 2012, 12:10:42 AM »
 Empty room. Not totally empty maybe, but it's pretty bare. Uninteresting walls, plain floor, one light.

Chair in the middle, the light is on.


“What do you want me to do here?”

In walks Blade Alexander.

“I don't know what you're expecting here. Like what, you want some diary thing or some skit where we pull pranks or maybe you want to come into my personal life and want to like... I don't know... You want a closer look at who I am... You want to know Blade Alexander?...”

He steps into frame, already dressed in his wrestling attire. Black and white boots, knee pads, rusty red color trunks. The whole package.

“You already know me personally! You already see everything I have to show you!”

“So maybe I don't wake up next to some bombshell... I had a valet once, but that didn't work out... Maybe I don't hang out with friends and family, I don't go have frozen yogurt on the corner with some cashier from Target because I don't care about any of that. I don't care about all of that. It's not me. You get the other guys if you you want reality TV alright? Wrestling is my reality. I'm fake when I'm walking down the street. I'm not me when I'm waking up in my own bed. I'm only me, I'm only myself when I walk down to a wrestling ring. That's when I wake up. When I'm standing in a ring, when I tie up, that's me. That's the real me.”

“And now you want me to come out here and be something else? Fine.”

He sits down in the chair and stares into the camera.

“Hi. I'm Blade Alexander. I have a match coming up at High Stakes II for the SCW Tag Team Championships. It's against Sinful Obsession. They're a great team. It's going to be a hard match. I hope I win. I'm teaming with DJ Williams. He's pretty good. I think we have a good shot.”

“You believe any of that, cause I didn't. None of that is true. Yeah, ok... There's that match. DJ is supposed to, but nobody thinks he will. Fucking Sinful Obsession want to lay a guilt trip on him. I don't care though. If he doesn't show up, that's fine. So I can't depend on him. So what. I can't depend on anyone. That's the story of my fucking life. I'm used to it.”

“My dad, he was a great wrestler. I should have been able to depend on my old man right? But he was never really there when I was growing up. My strongest memories of my dad were him walking out on us. My mom and me. That was it. She was all I had, but cosmic irony, or maybe it's justice... The only person in my life I could ever depend on, she died. Taught me how to be on my own though, so that's good.”

“I had a tag team partner once. Tyler Morton. We made a pretty good team. We didn't talk much though. We just did our thing. I haven't talked to him in like, 2 years.”

“Then there's that valet. She split. So that's Blade Alexander's story in a nutshell. It's pretty fucking funny though if you think about it for a minute. Give a tag team title shot to the biggest loaner you employ, a guy who's done nothing to deserve it, and then, to top it all off... Team him up with a guy who's trying harder to quit then he ever tried to succeed.”

“Tag Team titles too... I can't think of anything that means less. First I thought it was me, but then they make this match and the only ones that are making a deal out of it are the child and that other guy... That guy with the mascara that hold's what's-her-name's purse. They still puff their chests up like anyone cares about them. That's funny. SCW is full of funny lately.”

“Maybe it's just me right, but it used to be, I think, that people with possessions, people like Sinful Obsession were targets. People from all walks of life would hunt them down. People would try and get them. People would want them, but no one does. No one wants their belts. People barely know they have belts. Those guys do all this stuff like their going to win and dominate and be champions, but yeah ok... They have gold belts, but no one cares. I don't want them, I didn't come for them, I was just put into the match where the belts were on the line so there's some incentive for a guy like DJ to show up, but shows what they know. DJ's not going to show up. He doesn't even care. Neither do I.”

He stands up again.

“You would think without the promise of anything meaningful I wouldn't even bother showing up.”

He picks up the chair, folding it.

“But I am going to show up. I'm coming. It's not because I think I have a chance to win the match, I could care less about that. I could out-wrestle either of those guys and they know it. I could out-wrestle both of them at the same time, but I don't want their titles. So why bother?”

“A few days ago that Gabriel, and I honestly had to look that up, had some, uh... Harsh words for me. I seriously didn't even remember his name, I just thought of him as long haired guy. But let's get to some things he said.”

“He said I haven't been the same since my return. True. He said stuff about main eventing and all that before. First off, fuck you Gabriel. Judgmental prick. So I just walked away, so what? I let down the fans... Yes I did because for months they had to put up with bullshit like you and pretend they cared. Second, fuck them. I had my own reasons for leaving. What matches I was about to or not about to have are none of your concern, just like the reasons why I left. Though they included but weren't limited to the fact that I was just going through the motions. Sure I was main eventing, but that was as much because people like you are shitty and I can out-wrestle you in my sleep as it is that I'm so good.”

“Duh, I'm not the same as when I left. I've grown. I wouldn't expect you to recognize that though. You've remained the same and become stagnant when I was gone. You're in a tag team you think people care about with a child. You don't even recognize what wrestling is anymore much less be good at it.”

“You think I've been away losing my edge, but you couldn't be more wrong pal. You accuse me of acting like I've come back and I'm owed something by SCW and that I think they should be giving me something. Well, for one they do owe me. I had the good graces to come back here and elevate the likes of you again, and that's pretty fucking remarkable of someone of my talent level, wasting time on you. But hey, what do I know, I'm a sucker for a born loser.”

“My problem with you though, Gabby, is that you had the audacity to say I've become dull. Maybe I have, maybe we'll find out pretty soon. Maybe I like it dull. Maybe I like a little bit of rust. Maybe what I've become is mad... I've become sadistic.”

He throws the chair across the room and it slams into the wall with a BANG.

“Maybe I've lost what few marbles I had Gabby. Have you ever thought about that? I think I'm owed something? Maybe I am. Not by SCW though. Certainly not by you. What could you possibly owe me? You don't have anything I want.”

“No... I owe myself. I owe myself to come back to SCW and to stop. To STOP going through the motions! To STOP not caring! I owe it to myself to come back to SCW and be exactly the kind of monster I want to be. I owe it to myself to come back to SCW and be exactly what kind of SINNER I really am!”

“No Gabby... I owe it to myself to come back here and fix all of the little bits of myself that I let you break. I owe it to myself to come back to SCW and take back all of the parts of myself that I let people like you take before. And that's going to be difficult...”

He slumps down to a seated position on the floor as much pulling his hand through his hair as he is running it through.

“It's going to be difficult Gabby because it's not meaningless possessions like you have. It's bits of myself. It's my skin that's been left under fingernails. It's my sweat that has spattered on the mat. It's my blood that has soaked into the canvas. It's all gone and I've come to take it all back.”

He rolls himself up to his knees and moves closer, too close to the camera.

“It's not your title belts Gabby. I don't want those. I want myself back, and I'm starting with bits of you. My blood is gone. My skin is gone, but I'll improvise.”

“You said I'm not the same. I was a surgical scalpel before, in the hands of a talented surgeon. I'm that same scalpel now, but it turns out that talented surgeon is moonlighting as Jack the Ripper.”

“I'm not like you. I'm not like the child. You think you come from a place of superiority, that kid warns... No, threatens will veils. I can see through them though. He's cryptic and because of that people think he's crazy, but it turns out that's just because there's no substance to him. He's a spoiled child. Take away his Pooh Bear and Christopher Robin has no choice but to grow up.”

“When it comes to Gabriel he brags, he threatens, but you're not in a position of power. You're fat and bored. You're a stranger to sin. You don't remember it. You have meaningless possessions. It makes you look silly.”

“The difference between me and every other team you've faced for your titles... They were trying to take them from you. I'm going to take something else and I'm going to do it alone.”

Fade.

10
Supercard Archives / Who's 'Doing' Who?
« on: November 03, 2012, 11:41:47 PM »
 “Who's fucking who?”

Black.

“It's like a Lewis Black thing am I right?”

Fade in. It's Blade Alexander.

“It seems to me like lately around here in SCW it's all about what guys are fucking what girls, and that seems just as ridiculous to me as things could get in professional wrestling. It's like SCW has this rule... This rule where none of the guys can put their hands on any of the girls or else bad things will happen.”

“They never really tell you what the bad things are mind you... They just leave it up to your imagination like you're a little kid and the worst you can dream up is worse than anything they'd ever think of doing. But here's the thing... They wont do anything.”

He's alone, it's outside. It's fall now. Leaves have changed and all that jazz. It's also dark too, but it gets dark early enough now that who knows what time it really is. Could be 9 pm, could be 8 am. Who knows.

“They wont do anything to you... They're too scared. For all the reputation they have is legends, it's not their man on woman rule that they really care about. If it was there would be far less drama around the SCW locker rooms. We could just go about our business and when someone tried to promote a wrestling card in this company they might actually talk about wrestling.”

“But no, you wont see any of that. You'll only here the girls... what do they call them here? Bombshells? You'll only hear them bitching to one another about who slept with who's man like they'd prefer to be on Jerry Springer rather than something associated with the Nation Wrestling Alliance.”

“Things were much better before all the women got involved.”

Leaves, now golden and orange in color and fallen blow about casually on the ground.

“And I don't mean to be sexist here, but really. Things were better. It's not that the women are bad. If they were just bad I mean, that I could live with because at least they'd be trying. At least then they'd care.”

“But no, they don't. They're not here because they love wrestling. They're not here because they want to do this for a living. They're just here because you can't get good movie roles if all you've ever done was take your clothes off on the internet. I'm pretty sure if you Google it you'll even find pictures of Misty out there, naked both before and after she had her kids. The worst part is I know that like... 90 percent of you are watching this online and just paused this just to take a look to see if you could see Misty naked. What's worse is that I know about 85 percent of those don't even have their pants back on yet because you found those pictures.”

Blade is walking alone down a leaf-covered sidewalk. In the background is a middle school and along side the walk is a chain link fence that Blade is running his fingers along as he walks by.

“Ah Misty... You've finally come back to us to reveal a great secret about your old flame Spike. It's just too bad everyone already knows his secret... He's a douche bag's excuse for a human being. People who meet Spike for the first time often remark on how he emits a very strong shit odor. It's because he comes from the Kevin Nash school of wrestling which states that as long as you brown-nose your bosses and play politician in the locker room then you don't actually have to know a single thing about wrestling.”

He's wearing a rather decent coat, a black woolen stately looking coat with a charcoal grey hooded sub layer. He's bleach blonde hair stands out in the street light in contrast to his dark attire and nightly surroundings.

“Last weekend I wasn't booked for the big Halloween show for SCW. A year prior I main evented that show and secured myself the contents to a very lucrative briefcase, but now SCW would rather drop me out of their spotlight whenever possibly. Sure as a wrestler I'm head and shoulders above everyone else, but what use does a regional professional wrestling promotion need with someone who can wrestle when they have transvestites, trans-sexuals, fetish models, emo boys, and teddy bears?”

“A year ago SCW became a viable enterprise based on the fact that it had me in it's main events. It took off thanks to Blade Alexander, but now they've got nothing for me. I've been forced into a consolation match for tag team titles that people have honestly forgot were there just because the people behind SCW don't remember what that W at the end stands for.”

“And what better way to show those titles mean something than throwing the comedy act that holds them against two random guys who just happened to have been in the original SCW main event.”

“Oh how the mighty have fallen they say.”

He stops and turns to face the camera.

“Yeah, the mighty have fallen alright, but it wasn't D-Block and I that did the falling, it was every single other person involved in SCW. It's everyone who sat back and did nothing while our sport was rapped by people who couldn't apply a wrist lock.”

“It's not that the tag team champions are so great that they can't be beaten, it's just that no one cares to do it. Throw some random people together then put them in the ring against people who call themselves sinners on Sunday night, but spent their entire Sunday morning in the front row of their church leading every hymn. It's sad. It's pathetic. It's not professional wrestling anymore. It's not even wrasslin'. SCW has devolved into nothing more than an asylum for imbeciles who couldn't even complete the most menial of tasks and contribute at least a little to society.”

“Now I get why DJ has already got one foot out the door... Instead of building this thing up and having it go somewhere, getting people involved by building up their excitement, they would rather just put the two of us together because they saw us talking once, and that's what they think a tag team is in SCW. Two guys who have met before.”

“Last weekend I was out proving to the world that I was one of the best and that I belong in the very top of the rankings, not just for the SCW Championship, but for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship. Was I ranked previously? Of course not. That would require SCW actually wanting me to represent them and they don't want that, I'm neither a joke no a puppet. They'd rather vote for Spike, a fucking chicken who has to cry to someone to get a title shot in SCW but when it comes to winning a belt back that was stolen from him, he shrugs it off. You want that piece of shit as the poster child for SCW? He looks like some 80's rocker who still dresses like he's 20 because he needs to be relevant. He's talentless. He's spineless. He's an asshole. Let me put it in terms that you might be able to understand... Spike is supposed to be a fan favorite, but when he lost the NWA World Title people fucking cheered... Think on that for a bit.”

He resumes walking.

“Back to the whole tag team thing... Does it seem like I've not really mentioned my opponents? I haven't really. Why would I? They do absolutely nothing to actually promote this match so why should I? They do nothing to sell the fact they're the tag team champions, so why should I? They're more interested in airing their personal laundry to anyone who'd watch or listen and crying about it on Twitter than doing the simple act of saying the word wrestling in something that is supposed to promote a wrestling match. No wonder DJ has one foot out the door. He actually wants to wrestle and as long as he sticks around here then there's no threat of that ever actually happening.”

“I'm sorry people, I really really am... Here you've listened to this whole rant and you've expected me to talk about my family, my friends, whatever 'Bombshell' I'm fucking but I'm just not the kind of guy SCW is looking for. I talk about wrestling. I do wrestling stuff. When I cut what we in the business call a promo I actually try to promote the match. I don't come here to sell some elaborate fantasy that I'm some rich whomever dealing with my rich people problems. I'm not the reincarnation of some long dead Egyptian pharaoh, I'm just a dude with a modest apartment living in a modest city struggling to cope with working for an outlandish company who's association with wrestling doesn't really extend much beyond the marque. Hey, you never know though right? Things could change.”

Fade.

11
Climax Control Archives / End of the Begining
« on: October 19, 2012, 08:56:49 PM »
 “Since day one in SCW all I've ever wanted was a chance to face and beat the best.”

Fade in on Blade Alexander. He's sitting... somewhere. It's a locker room, but who knows what one or where it is. It's pretty much the same as every other locker room in every other town.

“One rare occasions I've actually had that opportunity. Think back to the very first Climax Control. I was in the main event, and I won that match. But it seems every since then SCW has found a way to bury me and push me aside.”

The room is a dirty off white color, the benches are a light grey and the concrete floor was once orange, but most of that has worn away to the bare floor below.

“Night after night I find myself somewhere floating on the card. I'm just there, in the middle, working my ass off being the best and what do I get for my troubles? Yet another match against whomever is pretty new to SCW and the top brass wants to see if they'll sink or swim. Most of the time they don't. Most of the time they're guys with a bit of buzz going for them or they're the son of whomever and to see if there's anything to them SCW puts them in the ring with me and the inevitable happens and they get beat.”

He's dressed in his wrestling gear. Black trunks, red knee pads, red and white boots.

“Chances are these people are never going to be seen or heard from again.”

“But then there are those guys who are kept away from me at all costs. Surprisingly Nick Jones and I have been in the ring together, though he still owes me a rematch from way back. But there are other guys who run. Take Rage for instance. He took exception to what I was saying and sucker punched me like a bitch and ran so far away he's getting beaten by drama queens. That's life.”

“On the other hand there are guys like Gabriel or that kid... All parts of that same group. They call themselves sinners but the only thing their guilty of is stealing money that could be going to someone who actually deserves to be paid. For some reason people love them, but people are fucking sheep. Put something on the internet and they'll believe it. Say a celebrity does it and it'll be the hottest fad.”

“Some people would blame me. Maybe it's all my fault right. The only reason I've been stuck in the middle of the pack is just because that's where I belong. I certainly don't belong there, but if that's what anyone thinks, maybe it is partly my fault.”

“From day one in SCW we've played a nice little game. We've sat back and played promise. You want opportunity and they promise it to you so you're happy. You want title matches and they promise them to you so you're happy. But then you find out you're in the opening match. Or then you find out you're against some guy in his first match. Well what happened to what I was promised?”

“Oh it's coming, it's coming, just do this one thing for me first.”

“Then you do it, and you find out your shot that you've been waiting for has gone to someone else who bitched on Twitter.”

“I shook my head at stuff like that. I took people at their word. I shook my head, bit my tongue and kept on doing just what they wanted.”

“The only thing I ever ended up getting from biting my tongue was a swollen tongue.”

He sighs and stands up. For a moment he just stands there, but then begins pacing back and forth, looking down at the floor.

“I waited and waited. I wanted my chance, my turn, but after seeing so many chances go by I got pretty dis-heartened. I was living in Las Vegas and you know what you do when you're in Las Vegas and your unhappy? You gamble. You go see strip shows. You gamble more, you drink.”

“You know that saying, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas? Well when you're the thing that stays in Vegas then you get pretty fucking tired of whats happening in Vegas.”

“So I went home.”

“I went home and for a bit I stay with my grandfather. A simple old man living in a nice home in the country. I went swimming in the river I swam in as a kid. I explored the woods that were a whole universe to me once. It was a welcomed escape.”

“Then I found a box of old wrestling toys in the basement. They were of my dad and the guys he used to wrestle with.”

“I always wanted a wrestling figure of myself. I thought was the best thing you could get out of life when I was young, to actually BE an action figure.”

He finally stops pacing and looks at the camera again.

“So I thought it was high time to get back in touch with my old man.”

“I'll spare you all of the personal details because, quite frankly, they're none of your business, but it was pretty emotional.”

“Eventually though we got around to talking about wrestling. We even sat down to watch some of my dad's old stuff again. Not just his stuff, whole shows. I watched guys fight, guys wrestle, and I watched guys talk. Boy did they ever talk. That's when things started coming back together.”

“I told my dad about all the stuff I was being promised and never got, and his response was never trust a fucking promoter. They'll promise you the moon, but wont give you a grain of sand. I told him how I went along with things knowing my time was coming. He said if you keep going along your time is going to pass you by before you even know it gets there.”

“I told him to stop talking like an arm-chair philosopher.”

“He told me to stop filling my head with pipe dreams. He told me to stop living in the fantasy of being a wrestler and start being the best fucking wrestler alive. I told him I already was and he just laughed.”

“What I'm really trying to say here is what I needed most was to step away from it all to see just what it was I was trying to look at.”

“I watched tapes of an era by gone. I watched show after show from times when he was the biggest thing in wrestling. Times when guys like Mark Ward was an up and comer. Times when a guy like Jordan Williams was starting to make a name for himself.”

“You know what I didn't see? Cross dressers, transvestites, wanna be models, B list actors, or anyone else like that climb into the ring and try to become famous through wrestling. What I did see was men and women who LIVED and BREATHED the sport of professional wrestling and would have beaten you clear to death if you ever called them an entertainer. I saw each and every one of them pour out their souls in each and every match just so they could call themselves the BEST. I didn't millionaires carting their fucking brats off to overly-expensive private schools and bitch about how much it cost. NO ONE GAVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT! What I saw was those men and women trying to fucking burn down their opponents houses just to get ahead! Wrestling was all that god-damned mattered. Anything else... being rich, being famous, being a good husband and father was all second to being the greatest.”

“That's what I want. I don't want to be part of some god-aweful Vegas show. I don't want to be part of a carnival or called an entertainer. I'm a PROFESSIONAL FUCKING WRESTLER.”

“The day I came back to this place I started to do it all over again. People were happy to see me, but that was about it. It was all Blade's back, and everyone went about their business. That was entirely my fault. It was just too easy to fall back into the old rut. But fuck ruts. I'm done with that.”

“It wasn't even something SCW did. If it were just them I would have eased back in and went along for the ride again, destined to have an SCW that boasted a great win-loss record but was completely ignore-able in every other way.”

“The shake up came from an innocent email from a friend back home. He sent me this flyer a promoter back in my town had put out. Halloween was coming up and they were having a costume battle royal and everyone was invited. So I tossed my name out there. Sounded like fun.”

“Then fate stepped in, and the card was changed. It wasn't just a battle royal anymore. The prize was an immediate shot at the NWA World Championship.”

“What followed was a phone call from my dad. He didn't even say hi, he just said six words to me: Get the title I never got.”

“That's when everything he ever taught me came flooding back. The old Blade Alexander is dead. The new Blade Alexander is pissed off. He's got something to prove, and his got a big fucking chip on his shoulder.”

He abruptly grabs the camera pulling it in close to him.

“This brings me back to you Jordan. It's fucking you I'm facing this week and it's your blood I have EVERY intention on spilling. You see, I don't want Jordan Williams, father and family man. I don't want Jordan Williams who's been coasting on his reputation, more concerned about his family than about taking take of fucking business in that ring. That's shit. You're become a big pile of shit Jordan and that's no good to me.”

“I need Jordan Williams to care. I need Jordan Williams with something to prove, someone who thinks he's still the greatest. I don't want some fucking chump, 17 years in the business ass-clown who wants tot be the champ because it means more money so he can pay for new uniforms for his son's tee ball team or afford to take a nice healthy choice snack to his daughter's soccer match every second fucking Tuesday of the month.”

“I need the Jordan Williams you have been to show up and want to be a roll model for your family and bring them all along with you. I need the Jordan Williams who wants to be a good wrestler and a great provider to sit his whole family down right there on the other side of the barricade so when I come down to that ring with you standing there watching I can slap your fucking wife so hard that every time you look at her for a whole month you wont be able to think of anything but breaking my back because my hand print is still on that skank's face!”

“I need the Jordan Williams who thinks he's the best, who thinks no one can touch him! I need the Jordan Williams who so good and pissed off he'll push his own kids out of the way to get his hands around my neck. I don't give a shit what it takes, I'm going to get what I want! Beating the 'legend' Jordan Williams means nothing to me. He's just another guy on just another night going through the motions. I need the Jordan Williams who's going to get so invested, so upset when he loses that he wont be able to eat until he gets a rematch. I don't want a Jordan Williams who wants to beat me, I want a Jordan Williams who NEEDS to beat me. I don't need you at your best Jordan, I need you better. Better than you've ever been before. I need a Jordan Williams who means something or my victory over you means nothing, and I'm tired of letting myself mean nothing in SCW.”

“I have an NWA World Title match opportunity coming up soon and you think SCW has anything to do with it? Of course not. I'm sure they didn't even consider me in their rankings for any title. That's what they're best at. Over look good ol' Blade, it's not like he'll mind.”

“I'm the best fucking professional wrestler on the planet and I don't care if I have to show up on every wrestling show for every promotion on the whole planet to prove it. I'm sick and tired of being promised things and walking away empty-handed. This weekend I'm going to paint these hands red. I'm going to drag the broken body of the best damned Jordan Williams that SCW can muster and pull it over to the guard rail and paint hate symbols in Jordan's own blood all over his own family just so I can show you all that pissed off Blade that was a force to be reckoned with back when this company first opened it's doors is still alive, and holy shit is he every pissed off for being buried and silenced so long.”

“Too many times I've seen the spotlight in SCW go to others who weren't have as good just because they complained. There's a reason why the so-called best in this business have been avoiding me at all costs until now. The protection ends. The blade has been drawn from the scabbard. It's time to cut a fucking bloody path and change history.”

Fade.

12
Character Building Roleplays / Reality
« on: October 18, 2012, 09:51:08 PM »
 The scene opens on a balcony. Not so much on the balcony, but from just inside the apartment attached to that balcony. Sure it's nice to have a balcony, but it only overlooks a parking lot and another apartment building that looks exactly the same as this one.

While most of the balconies that can be seen hold nothing more than deck furniture now laid down or propped in a corner for the coming fall, this one holds SCW's Blade Alexander.


“In this line of work it's not very often that you get to wake up in your own bed.”

He stands, back to the camera, running a hand through his bleached blonde hair overlooking his bit of the city, then turns to face the camera.

“It's kind of sad listening to all of the guys out doing their best to promote the upcoming ACW Halloween Battle Royal and World Title match. Not sad that it's happening, that's great. Moncton has been pretty happy to host the event this year and there's buzz all over about it. It's kind of surreal to drop by the Comic Hunter and see a poster on the door with my face on it. Surreal and it feels pretty fucking sweet.”

You can see the faint whisps of mist that is his breath in the chilly mid-morning air.

“What's sad is that the majority of them seem to be on the far side of their prime. They talk about long ago fought battles and aches and pains they live with every day. They talk about the long ago loss of loved ones, time missed with family and faded glory and I get a sense that this Battle Royal is going to be very much about trying to recapture past magic for a lot of them.”

“It all started with Mike Sloan running his mouth about the NWA is going to change now that he's got the championship around his waist. He talks about how all these past names are jumping on board, just waiting to come back now that he's got the belt. There are only a myriad of problems with that Michael, and seeing as you have the kind of intellect that would struggle with the concept of a myriad, I'll break down a couple of the big ones for you.”

“First and foremost is you thinking that they're coming back because you're so damned great. That proves if nothing else you're an idiot. They come back now that you have the belt not because you're some great champion and they want to compete for a title that means so much, but because you're a joke. You think that it's great for the NWA and WCCW to have the legends come back, but what it really is, is a few men who know without a shadow of a doubt that they can beat you. They see opportunity. They see a situation where in one night, if they can survive the 20 man battle royal, they can go from the sidelines to World Heavyweight Champion just like that.”

He takes a moment to look around and take in the sight of his city and neighbourhood, and unzips the back hoodie he's been wearing just slightly.

“Point number 2 Mikey. You think it's great that all of these names are coming out of the woodwork. All of these great legendary heroes of the past that you've personally forged you career against. Only you, now on the backside of your career would look at it that way. Maybe 10 years ago getting these guys here would have been a great thing for the future, but it's not 10 years ago. Time passes, people move on. Priorities change. Health declines.”

“Mike Sloan preaches a new era in the NWA, but what he practices is getting a few of his famous old buddies back to give him a nice championship rub so he can look like a big man and just bury the fact that he couldn't legitimately get a win in the first place. But look at how many times we've been made that promise in the past in this sport. WCW. ECW. TNA. All of them trotting out the old famous names for another show down, but what we get is sad old men slower and dumber than before. Dumber for not knowing their best days are behind them. Dumber for thinking they could just get up off their couches and step back in the ring and rule over a new generation of hungry, cut throat guys who haven't seen their best moments yet.”

“You think you're giving us a new era in the NWA Mike Sloan, but all we're getting from you is all of the past in a slightly different package. All the NWA has to look forward to with you as it's champion is decline and fall. The old names come back for the promise of one more pay check, but it wont be long before they're gone again or they've cut you out of the loop for the sake of the last few dollars their name can earn them.”

“I've seen the same damned thing in every single guy that's put their name in for this shot. Arrogance built on some long forgotten legacy. Focus built on family, on kids, self-proclaimed millionaires absorbed in their own lives like they are the only ones with the right to work hard, win, and put food on their tables. I'm not hungry for food, I'm hungry for titles. I'm not going to win to rebuild a legacy based on the past, I'm going to win and start building a legacy that lives in the future.”

“The NWA is so obsessed with growing and regaining it's former glory, but it's not going to do it by just turning over the same history again. You can't go anywhere new when your entire focus is on being where you've already been. You might make the people cheer a cry of nostalgia, but even nostalgia wears off and all that's left in your mouth is that same taste of bitter disappointment. Right here in this city, that all changes.”

“You old men, the old guards may try so hard to hold on so tight to a past that's quickly slipping through your fingers, but this ground is where it slips away forever. Try the same bullshit you and that Batee pulled at Path To Glory and you're going to find yourselves the focus of a lynch mob. Not in my city. In New York they might scream out for the good old days, but here in Moncton we don't have good old days, we just have days of getting passed by and pushed aside. Mark your fucking calendars, because we're coming upon the days when we start pushing back.”

He steps inside, closing the glass door behind him and fully unzips his hoodie to reveal the white ringer t-shirt he's wearing underneath.

“That brings me to someone else running his mouth, unaware of the cash his writing with it. Calling yourself Danger only point out just how much of a threat you aren't pal. Run down Canada, go ahead. It's not for everyone, I get that. There isn't a Starbucks on every corner up here. Here we do it Tim Horton's style. Your latest up-to-date iShit isn't going to work everywhere. There's a whole lot of wilderness that maybe you just have to be Canadian to appreciate getting in the way of your reception. It might get a little cold in Canada, but we wouldn't have it any other way. Living up here has a tendency to toughen a person up. It separates the men from the boys and when get the chance to cut loose, we make the most of it. If you haven't got the balls to cut it in Canada don't whine like a bitch, just accept it and stay home. You're a cream puff who isn't going to make it here anyway. You're soft and you're going to get beaten by 19 other guys down to your DNA then thank us after because after hearing you talk for just five minutes I can already tell you need the change.”

“And as far as the whole A list babes thing, that my friend was the icing on the cake. That's really fucking priceless, I mean it. A list babes? Aren't you from Florida? You wouldn't know an A list 'babe' from some Frankenbitch put together by some overpaid surgeon. Go ahead buddy, try your game while your in town. On your way to the ring take a good long look at some of the real women sitting in the front row, take your fake tan and fake smile on over to them and try your best. It will be worth the price of admission alone to see some fiery french girl at ringside knock you the fuck out before you even get to step into the ring.”

He smirks.

“And that brings me around to the last, most pathetic entry in the whole Battle Royal. John Doe. The man so great he needs someone else to fight his verbal battles for him. That 'Voice' of his likes to think he's playing verbal chess, but I've heard more convincing arguments from Christina Aguilera. Someone as good as John Doe is supposed to be shouldn't need anyone to speak for them. They shouldn't need some verbal bully bringing up everyone else's family history to try to get noticed. Good for the Voice though. He can dig up about as much about someone's back story as your typical ambulance chasing lawyer or telemarketing bill collector. That's not going to win you matches. Slinging personal dirt against people who make their living by beating up others is only going to make you a target. If you can pull yourself up off the Colosseum floor after you've been embarrassed and you want to make another attempt at wrestling for a living, then think about dumping that guy as your representative Doe, and start speaking your own mind.”

“I could run the entire lot of you who want to make your participation in the Halloween Battle Royal known down verbally until the event actually happens, but I haven't got the time nor the patience to continually point out your own hypocrisy and stupidity. I could berate the lot of you about your lack of focus or underestimation of a guy like me in this event, and I could event write a book on how sad it is to see a guy like Mike Sloan buy into the hype that a guy like him is in any way original, cutting edge, interesting, entertaining, a leader, or someone to lead the NWA into the future, but rather that just talk about it I'd rather invite each and every one of you into my home here in Moncton, to grab yourself a costume, jump in the ring and one by one weed everyone out until at the end of the night I'm still standing tall. The darkhorse from SCW that everyone tried to bury among family and friends as the new NWA World Heavyweight Wrestling Champion. A true leader for a new era in professional wrestling.”

He shrugs and smiles again.

“Hell of a way to celebrate Halloween, painting Mountain Road red with blood. Maybe I'll just make it quick and have time to check out the haunted house after.”

Fade.

13
Climax Control Archives / Going Through The Motions
« on: October 12, 2012, 11:10:05 PM »
 Somewhere in Reno, Nevada.

“You'll all have to forgive me if my concentration hasn't been entirely focused on SCW this past week. While apparently everyone has been up in arms over absolutely nothing, I've been off since Violent Conduct, at home again, but instead of sitting doing nothing I've been getting ready for one of those bigger picture kind of moments. When fate steps in and drops a golden opportunity in your lap, then going through the paces kind of takes back seat.”

It's later in the evening and elsewhere neon lights shine through the dark Nevada night, but here there's only a few lights, mostly neglected but still burning away at their jobs in a more overlooked area of the city.

“But onto business at hand. Vaughan Andrews. What kind of name is that anyway? Vaughan... Dutch?”

The SCW mainstay Blade Alexander, dressed in faded jeans and a plain dark grey shirt under a navy blue hoodie leans with one arm outstretched on the fence.

“I looked into his bio, seeing as he's pretty much AWOL from anything else in SCW. Seems he was a part of something called Masters of Apocalypse. It doesn't mean a thing to SCW, sure, but I have to talk about something right?”

“So interesting factoid Vaughan... My dad was part of something called Masters of Apocalypse: The Federation. He signed on with this fed at one point and they didn't use him, didn't use him, didn't use him then as he tells it, had pretty much forgotten about the fed being busy in other places and got a phone call one day saying they needed him to come in for a title match right before a pay per view. Big mistake with my dad. One match in and he was their world champion.”

He smirks.

“I'm sure it had nothing to do with you or that legend/mentor/special friend of yours.”

“What's it with SCW lately throwing me in against these guys who are second generation or supposed to be some sort of prodigies who have to have someone hold them by the hand and tell them what to do every step of the way? For that matter, why did Ric Rude ever need a manager?”

He takes a moment took actually look like he's thinking about his own question, before he shrugs it off.

“So Vaughan, Posterboy? That's supposed to be your nickname? You know it's supposed to be two words right? And who gave you that name, that guy who you apparently can't function without? What's the deal anyway... Anytime he's not around you drink yourself more stupid than you already are, you spend any cash you have of the cheapest of Nevada's hookers and going back to the stupid point... You brag about getting busted for drunk driving in what you think is a really expensive car but is actually a Honda Civic. You know it says the make of the car on the ticket right? Ignoramus.”

“Posterboy... That's a good one. No one's ever going to buy a poster of some curtain jerking loser. Maybe that coach of yours should have told you that you're actually supposed to achieve some level of success before you have the complete breakdown and substance abuse problems. All things considered though, if I had your future to look forward to I'd drink myself into an early grave too.”

“With quality opponents like this it's no wonder my attention has been elsewhere lately. I came back to SCW just a few weeks ago full of rage and intentions and what happens? Everyone who knows better has either gotten well out of the way or plain ran scared. Maybe I'm wrong though and it's just the people who do the deeds that have gotten cold feet or don't want to find out what I'd do to those people they so lovingly clutch onto like safety blankets.”

“Reckoning. It's coming, but... not yet.”

He smirks again.

“First it's just more empty-handed disappointment for one Posterboy. Then I've got bigger things coming. Bigger things in the form of the World's Heavyweight Championship.”

“Do you... Does anyone really think that this company would ever actually consent to giving me their precious shot at the World Champion? Of course not. Not when they can happily string me along with the empty promises of being next in line for the SCW Title. Last time around I believed. I bought in to what they were selling. I sat around like a good little child waiting for my turn that I was sure would be just around the corner. How could it not be just around the corner right? After all they promised it was coming and they wouldn't lie right?”

“Not this time. This time I didn't wait, I sought out opportunity. I'm not going to pass it up or wait for something that's never going to come. I'm going back home, all the way to my real home and coming out NWA World Champion. I'm going to supersede Nick Jones as the best SCW has to offer and I'll finally be able to be free of getting matched up against these pretty-boy glad handers who just come looking to use wrestling for some stepping stone only to get drown in their own mediocrity.”

“Vaughan Andrews, facing people as bad as you so persistently is starting to drag me down.”

He pushes himself off the fence.

“If I don't do something about it soon I'm going to get pulled into being one of you. That's a fate I can't accept. Blood needs to be spilled. Hearts need to beat again and a price needs to be paid. What happened to the days when we fought for every inch in prowrestling and killed to keep it? Sad.”

Fade.

14
Character Building Roleplays / Opportunity
« on: October 08, 2012, 01:48:55 AM »
 Early October. Mid-afternoon. On a Sunday no less.

Usually on a day like this (a Sunday) you would find this guy somewhere... Anywhere in the world wherever SCW was holding it's Climax Control show. Sometimes you have to make exceptions though. This is one of those exceptions.

Today we find Blade Alexander somewhere in the modest-sized Atlantic Canadian city of Moncton, New Brunswick. For those really in the know we're near the corners of Elmwood and Morton Avenue. In the background you can see a Shoppers Drug Mart, in the foreground stands Blade Alexander.


“You know it's funny... When I first heard about this battle royal I thought it would be pretty fun. Open invitation, 20 guys, classic stuff. Then the winner gets a shot at the ACW Championship.”

“I'm not even a member of ACW, but I thought it sounds fun. Guys in my line of work rarely pass up the opportunity to wrestle in their home towns. I know... If you take a look at my birth certificate or listen to where SCW announces me from it says Halifax. I was born there, but this city is where I grew up. This is my home.”

He looks around thoughtfully.

“In fact, I live right over there...”

He gestures to the right of the camera which turns, but all we can see is the strip mall, specifically the Halloween Alley store behind the cameraman.

“Well not right there, that's a store... But back behind there is a graveyard and near there are apartment buildings. I live in one of those. This city is my home. This neighbourhood is my home. To say I know more about Moncton than about any other person in this battle royal is an understatement.”

“So I was thrilled at the prospect of having this match and asked SCW if I could get the time to do so. Being that we're all part of the NWA they said sure.”

“Then fate stepped in.”

“Instead of that ACW title match the winner was going to get something different. Seems like the people in charge of ACW want to start the holiday season off early in 2012 and are giving away ACW's World Title shot to whomever can win this battle royal.”

“That changes everything. Now I'm not just doing this for fun. Now I'm not going to the Coliseum to have some fun and wrestle in front of some friends and family, now it takes on a whole new meaning. Just like that the fun is over and this is going to be the most important night in my career.”

As the breeze picks up a bit he shoves his hands into the pockets on his grey Mount Allison hoodie.

“It's been a pretty hard summer for Moncton. That's probably something none of the other people involved in this thing could tell you. Pretty early on the year we were hit with a transit strike. Imagine, one of the fastest growing cities in Canada with no city buses. It's been a giant pain in the ass. Then tragically some kid threw himself in front of the train just down the street. Violent crime has taken an upturn and just last month a girl not much older than I am was abducted on the busiest street in the city only to have her body found about a week later. This city has been hurting lately.”

“It might seem a bit melodramatic to make the comparison, but so has wrestling lately. We're getting over-run by self-absorbed prim a-donnas who want to use wrestling as a stepping stone to some other sort of fame. They don't care about this sport, they just care about money and fame.”

“And what sort of role models do they have to look up to? NWA World Champion Mike Sloan? From his point of view I'm sure he cuts one hell of a roll, but let's just take one more look at how he came by his new found title...”

[Sloan moves and hits the diamond cutter in mid-air. The champion's head bounces off the canvas like a super-ball and covering Staggs the entire crowd counts with the referee.]

Referee & Crowd: ONE! TWO!!

Victoria: Hold on! Staggs's leg is under the bottom rope and...

Referee & Crowd: THREE!!!

Referee: Ring the bell!

[Ding! Ding! Ding!]


“But wait, it doesn't stop there. It's not enough that the count clearly shouldn't have been made...”

Mr. Batee: Listen little lady, I don't know what you're talking about, the man counted one two three and you are looking at the new NWA World Heavyweight champion.

BRJ: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the bout and NEW NWA Heavyweight champion of the WORLD Mike Sloan!!!


“Was the error made right by the head of the board of NWA who was ringside and watched the whole thing unfold? No. Not only did he do nothing about it, he swept it entirely under the rug.”

“But then again why would he do anything? He got what he wanted. He got the NWA World Title off of Spike Staggs, an SCW guy, and got it onto someone else. This Mr. Batee would rather see anyone as NWA World Champion than see someone from SCW because to him we're just an unwanted stepchild. He's no different than these people flooding into wrestling just looking for fame. He brings SCW into the fold because we have the most popular weekly wrestling show. He brings us in because we're gaining recognition as a global brand, and he even has one of our guys carry around the NWA World Title for as long as us to tour the world, but as soon as we come back to North America it's thanks but they don't need us anymore.”

“Spike blows it off as no big deal, but maybe it's because he knows he wasn't ever really good enough to carry the title in the first place, but personally... Forgiveness has never been a strong Alexander family trait. We're more likely to hold a bloody grudge until we've settled it in some barbaric manner like a barbed wire ropes match or dog collar match or something.”

“So Batee and his golden goose Sloan think they've pulled a fast one over on everybody, but leaving the scene of the crash they've toppled right over a ledge. Usually when someone steals something they try for a clean getaway, but in their case they've left a huge loophole just big enough for someone more than skilled enough and more than hungry enough to step on through and upset everyone's plans.”

“This isn't going to be the nice smooth ride everyone's hoping for. When ACW and the NWA put their heads together I'm sure they thought this would be a good idea. Have a crazy event that's turned into a career making phenomenon turn into an opportunity for some upstart to make their presence known on a grander NWA scale, but what they've ended up with is giving an opportunity to the best young wrestler in the world today with more than a little chip on his shoulder to put their best laid plans to the cinder.”

“I know in any other city I'd get lost in the shuffle. People wouldn't notice me and truth be told I wouldn't even be in the match. Under any other circumstance Mike Sloan would walk into the building and the people would go nuts, but not this time. Not in MY city! Everybody knows what you did Sloan! You might get a heroes celebration in New York City, but here in Moncton we know how you got that belt. Trust me, that crown don't make you a prince.”

“On October 28, right here in Moncton in front of my family and friends I'm taking advantage of the opportunity I've been given. You put 19 other men and women in front of me and it wont make a difference. All the costumes in the world wont make a difference. A fresh Mike Sloan couldn't beat Blade Alexander on his worst night! On October 28 in front of an arena full of my family and friends I'm going in the underdog that no one but those people saw coming and I'm leaving the NWA World Champion. I'm going to give this city and this business something to look up to again. They want a new era in the NWA it starts here. It starts in Moncton. It starts in ACW.”

“15 years of work means nothing to me. I've been working towards this my whole LIFE. Before I even got into this sport my dad chased that title around the world. He won all kinds of World titles in all kinds of places but never got his hands on the ten pounds of gold that now rests around the waist of Mike Sloan. And now you think with him sitting front row ringside that I'm going to let anyone toss me over the top rope? You think with him sitting there, all his dreams, all his passion for this business passed down through his blood, his DNA to me that I'm going to let someone else come out on top and win that battle royal? And you really think that with him watching ringside in my home town, you think with my mother who died 12 years ago and never got to see a real World Champion looking down from above, you really think I'm going to fall short of winning the NWA World Championship? Mike Sloan, Kia Kennedy, anyone else opportunistic enough to claim a spot in this battle royal you think you're going to have to do anything short of kill me for anyone else to walk out of Moncton as the World Champion then you're sadly mistaken.”

“Just a few short weeks from now I'm walking back into my home town, into the Coliseum for a chance at the NWA World Championship and I can guarantee everyone one thing... That NWA World Championship is staying right here for a long, long time.”

Fade.

15
Supercard Archives / Xenophobia
« on: September 21, 2012, 11:45:43 PM »
 Somewhere in Japan on a train. Possible Japan's famous bullet train.

The train whips along but you can't really see that, you only get the sense of movement. The train is nearly packed to the brink, but there seems to be one open seat on the train, a seat next to a man you'd recognize as Blade Alexander.

Blade: This shouldn't really surprise you, Not if you've been here before. If you had you'd know the real reason people on this train would rather sand packed together than sit by me. It's not because they're shy around a camera, it's not even because they're intimidated by who I am. Look at them.

The camera pans down the majority of the car. The Japanese people are looking around at each other, the floor, the ceiling even, some even look at the camera but all of them are avoiding looking at Blade.

Blade: They want to act like the love America now and embrace the culture, but look at them... Deep down they'll always be scared. They want to act warm and welcoming, but when it comes down to it they really don't want you to be a part of their every day lives. No matter how hard they try to mask it in the end their xenophobia shines through.

He looks around and smirks.

Blade: Wrestling in many ways isn't that different. It used to be if you couldn't wrestle, if you didn't love the business then we'd send you out in a cast. But lately it seems things have shifted the other way. Lately I feel like SCW has treated people like me like we're the outsiders, like we're the ones that don't belong.

Blade: Then you get someone like this Gene Baton Jr coming along and it's red carpet all the way. You might think this is sour grapes, but I think it's funny as hell. I know something they don't know... That carpet is only red because I lit it on fire.

Blade: You can roll out the red carpet all you like but it will only get you so far. Just because a guy comes from wrestling greatness doesn't always mean that's where he's headed. The world is full of people with limitless potential who never reach it. Question is, which one is Geno? Potential can get you far, but also hold you back, not unlike xenophobia.

He gestures towards the people on the train.

Blade: These people can tell you I'm the kind of guy who surpasses potential, they've seen it time and time again. I know what it's like to be under the bright lights Gene. I know what it takes to be successful in this business when the pressure is on. Unlike you I'm not untested. This might be my first match back but it's a long way from my first match. Violent Conduct, Gene, there will be blood. Your blood. You get your first test in SCW to see if you've really got all the potential they say you do, but what I've seen so far is nothing. No potential. No success. No future. Only failure.

Blade: When these people look at me what do you figure it is they see? Blonde hair? Big muscles? They just see the color of my skin Gene. They see the white skin and they don't see the maple leaf I was born under, they just see stars and stripes and they remember. They remember pain and hurt and loss. They remember thinks that were taken from them and when I get in the ring they're going to boo me. I'm going to let them boo me. I'm going to make them boo me and they're going to thank me for it. Can you say the same Gene? Huh? Can you say the first time you step into the ring that your daddy taught you everything he knows? Did he teach you how to get a crowd to treat you the way you want them to? Has he taught you how to make people like these, people who will do everything they can to avoid you on the train across town pay money to actually see you? These people are going to do that Gene. These people are going to pay to go to Violent Conduct and see me and boo me, not so they can see you... Someone they don't know at all... Beat me up. They know it wont happen. They're coming to see me. They're coming to hate me because look at them, they'll know it's OK for them to hate me. I'm the bad guy Gene. They'll hate me and feel better about themselves for it. They'll boo me and put their thumbs down at me and after it's all over and they've had their little cathartic moment of hate they're see me outside and bow and thank me and show me respect, and what for? So at the end of the night they don't have to feel guilty when they do the exact same thing on the train ride home.

Blade: You're like them Gene. You're frightened. You wait till the moment you absolutely have to face reality and then you get through it and feel better for your own shortcomings by telling yourself it's OK. It's not like you lost to just anyone Gene. You lost to Blade Alexander. You lost to one of the best. You were beaten by a second generation wrestler with more experience than you. You'll tell yourself that so when you get back to your hotel room you can sleep soundly and catch a plane in the morning so you can do it all over again next week. It's our catharsis Gene, but it's like your potential. It'll never get you anywhere but forgotten by all but the most lonely of wrestling historians who'll use you as a trivia question to impress your friends. Then next time SCW or the NWA comes back to Japan I'll find myself on a train like this with plenty of elbow room even though the train is packed and I'll have something else to say to someone else so these people and I will do this dance all over again.

Blade: You're never going to amount to anything in this business Gene unless you want it. You have to go out there and take it all because no one's about to give you anything. Someone needed to tell you that Gene. Your father obviously never did, maybe he knew you were just going to fail him anyway. Why bother if you're going to lose right? Great attitude Gene, now I know where you got it from. Your dad's like Homer Simpson. Never bothered to teach you anything because he knew you would never get anywhere. Just like a train in Japan if you think about it, Gene. You ride around and around but no matter how far you go you always end up just where you started again. How's that for poetic justice?

Fade.

16
Supercard Archives / Sanitarium
« on: September 14, 2012, 10:45:41 PM »
 He paces back and forth. Behind him is an SCW banner. He’s dressed in black dress pants and has on a white dress shirt. He runs a hand through his bleach blonde hair.

“It’s pretty funny really. That’s how I choose to look at it.”

“I’m the one at a disadvantage here because this guy, this Ed Bagley Jr or whoever the fuck he is is the son of some once great wrestler so I’d better watch out… Does anyone actually believe that crap?”

He turns to face the camera.

“Or am I the only one here still living in reality? I’ve been away for SCW for months… and months… And what do I come back to find? The status quo same as it ever was… That goofball tag team with the stuffed bear still have the tag team titles, Nick Jones is still firmly at the top of SCW and why? Because everyone here buys into all this entertainment crap. There isn’t a sole in SCW that’s willing to do whatever it takes to get anywhere in SCW because everyone just wants to be part of the show. Keep drinking that Kool Aid that the male model wannabes in charge keep pouring and they’ll put you under the shiny lights and let you be on their little television program. That’s good isn’t it?"

“It’s not good enough.”

He smirks again.

“First thing’s first. I’m back, so let’s deal with that. I came back here saying I wanted back in the hunt, that I had a list of people and things were going to change, and how does SCW react? They throw me in a bathroom break match against some green-as-grass newbie then try to hype it up like he’s going to be some king shit in SCW because his dad was something back in the day. Good for fucking you, junior. So damned good that you haven’t even got an official bio, not one photo, there’s hardly any proof that you exist at all.”

“Well new guy, good for you. No one gives a shit about you and after I’ve given you all week to speak your peace, introduce yourself to SCW and let whatever you think you’re going to do here be heard, you’ve managed to say Jack Shit. Probably for the best. Maybe you’re smarter that the rest of these ignoramuses around here and after you got the booking sheet for Violent Conduct and saw who they put you against, you just decided SCW isn’t for you. That would be in your best interest, but somehow I doubt that’s what you’re doing.”

“Violent Conduct; that’s such a great name. It really fits a lot of what I saw on those old tapes of my dad to a tee. He was violent. He stopped at nothing to get ahead in this business.”

He pauses for a minute, looking down, thinking things over in his head before he continues.

“For years I hated my dad. I carried a grudge against him all through my teenage years. I always blamed him for my mom’s accident and death and I rebelled against him every chance that I got. Truth be told the reason I even got into this business was to show him up.”

“But don’t get you panties in a wad folks, I buried that hatchet. I came to realize something. Even though I wanted to blame my dad for what happened to mom, it was an accident. When she lost her life he was there. For years I didn’t want to believe that while dad loved wrestling, by the time I came around he was doing it to give mom and me the best life he could. But that’s enough of the sob story.”

“I didn’t come back to SCW to tell people my back story and have them feel bad for me. I came back to make people remember what wrestling was. I came back to give the sport my dad loved it’s dignity back. When I was watching things back, in the later years of his career, sure… He looked like he was going through the motions, but before that… When I saw what my dad did before my mother died… Hell, what he did before the two even met… That’s something else. The passion. The zeal. See my dad was a legend in this business. I don’t need SCW hype to tell me that. I saw it with my own eyes. I also saw how he survived. How he got ahead.”

He smirks again.

“You know, this new guy doesn’t seem to want to say his piece yet here in SCW so I’m going to get a little self-indulgent. I’m a talker, I talk a lot… So sue me.”

“I’m going to tell you all this little story. See, my dad signed on with the one fed about 20 years ago now, and I didn’t know this until recently, but it seems that he had been with them for about 2 months before he even got a match. They just kept telling him that they had nothing for him. So after about 2 months they called him up out of the blue and they told him to show up in Japan on Sunday he had a match, and wouldn’t you know, it was for the World Title. This guy, this big bad evil guy who had a whole gang of cronies at his disposal had just won their World Title on their show the week before and they wanted my dad to show up on their Pay Per View because they wanted someone crazy enough to be cannon fodder for their brand new World Champion in this crazy barbed-wire rope electrified cage match. Only in Japan, right? Well as you can guess my dad walked in there, beat that big bad to within an inch of his worthless fucking life and walked out to become the longest reigning champion they ever saw. That was my dad.”

“Point is, my old man didn’t take shit from anyone no matter who they were and he was always more than willing to get blood on his hands to prove he was the best. That’s the fucking trouble in SCW. EVERYBODY talks about it, but no one is willing to do anything about it. Lately everyone’s even been ganging up, but from my couch, watching the show each week it’s like watching gang warfare between the Muppets, Mr Dress-Up, and Mr Rogers. It’s a pathetic children’s show.”

“And where do you guys get those names? The Sinners, you guys have been around forever, but I have a news flash for the bunch of you being boring isn’t a sin, but it ought to be. NXT? Where the hell did you get that? None of you know how to spell NEXT? Then there’s the Dream Chaserz? A Z? In 2012? And Bo Dreamwolf isn’t even in the group? Can you really call yourselves something that stupid and not have the guy setting back every Aboriginal person 50 years involved? No wonder DJ Williams left… He took one look at your name and realized a Brotha wouldn’t be caught dead with Dream Chaserz on his shirt.”

“You still have a cross-dresser or trans-sexual or whatever I is singing some lame ass show tune at the start of every show, you have a cross-dresser that doesn’t realize Goldust did his whole routine better years ago, and you have a locker room full of losers who will say they’re big and bad but the only guy willing to get his hands dirty has been champion for pretty much the entire time SCW has had a title and the best the rest of you can do is whine about it.”

“It’s time to stop living on Saturday mornings. This whole play nice attitude is fine for children’s programming, but this is professional wrestling. This is a sport built on the blood, sweat and tears of great men and women. It’s high fucking time SCW joined that fold. It’s high time someone brought Sin to Sin City Wrestling.”

“Violent Conduct? I like the sound of that. Let the violence begin.”

Fade.

17
Character Building Roleplays / WrestleClassic
« on: January 26, 2012, 12:44:14 AM »
 There hangs an SCW banner. It's a nice little logo for an indy fed really. The roulette board and poker chip are evocative of the fed's home in Las Vegas. Standing in front of it is a lady the the SCW fans know well, and the world at large, thanks to the NWA are just meeting for the first time. She's more evocative of a teenager's boner than anything else.

Ms Rocky Mountains: “Ladies and gentlemen of the wrestling world, I'm pleased as punch right now to be standing in front of you all to get this opportunity to be a part of SCW and host the NWA pay per view WrestleClassic. I'm just so happy I've been asked here to be a part of this and...”

Blade Alexander: “Why don't you just get the fuck on with it, do your job, and introduce me already.”

The hostess, dressed in her Nevada best, a short black sequin designer black looks on in shock and a bit of humility as she's elbowed aside by by one half of SCW's feature match for the upcoming pay per view in Blade Alexander.

Blade: “Look Tits, you're here to smile and look pretty for the camera and hold the microphone while you pull the top of that dress down a little bit. Pull that skirt hem up too. You're here to look fucking cute and draw in some of those puberty buys for the NWA so they think that SCW can actually get people to pay for it's product. Do your fucking job.”

He slowly slides the large aviator shades of his face and hangs them in the right front pocket of the charcoal vest he's wearing before decides to address the camera.

Blade: “For far too long I've just sat back and gone with the flow, don't be stupid and think that now that I have the opportunity, I'm going to waste it being the good little boy I've played for the last couple months.”

Ms. Mountains: “That was you being good?”

Blade: “You're god-damned right it was. I've bit my tongue while I've watched some of the dumbest shit in wrestling go on, and you'd be every bit as dumb as you fucking look if you thought that now that I had this global platform I'd waste in on a bunch of crap about just beating Nick Jones.”

“Don't worry though, I'll get to Jones in my own good fucking time.”

He smirks and runs his hands through his once again bleached blonde locks.

Blade: “I've taken it all. I've taken it all in stride. But don't forget who first got SCW noticed. We didn't get asked to be part of the NWA because I sat around like everyone else playing fantasy detective with a god-damned teddy bear. We didn't get the chance to host an NWA pay per view our very first time around because I spent many a long night behind closed doors playing politician or whatever the kids are calling it these days with Mark Ward. We got here because someone had the balls to speak their fucking mind and the talent to walk to the ring every night and back it up.”

“I'm sick and tired of sitting around as part of SCW and eating whatever proverbial shit they were going to try to feed me like a good little employee. That's not how I got hired. I got hired because I speak my mind and I don't care who thinks what about it.”

Ms Mountains: “That's exactly the kind of attitude that could get you in a lot of trouble with a lot of people.”

Blade:Seriously? Are you actually fucking retarded?”

Ms Mountains: “Now Blade, that's not very PC...”

Blade: “Fuck PC. Being politically correct doesn't get you shit. This is professional fucking wrestling! When the hell did the rest of the world forget that? You don't sit back and act nice. You spit fucking acid, then when someone wants to bitch about it and has a problem with it you go down to the ring and you collapse their skull and ask if anyone else has a problem. You don't drop your title belt at the first sign of trouble and have your manager drive the get away car so you can both skip town.”

Ms Mountains: “Is that some sort of veiled reference to your former WrestleClassic opponent, JT Underwood?”

Blade: “Duh.”

He shakes his head and starts to roll up the sleeves on his finely made white dress shirt while Ms Rocky Mountain's cheeks glow an embarrassed shade of red.

Blade: “There's no veil to it you dumb bitch. It's pretty god-damned clear. Something didn't go Underwood's way so he took his ball and ran the fuck away. If you listen to some people it's because he was scared of them, but they're full of shit. No one gets scared of anyone who gets opportunity handed to them simply by way of being in the right place at the right time. Meanwhile I get the gag order while our little WrestleClassic match, the most important match in the history of SCW, gets juggled around time and time again. It's bullshit. It's instability, and it's fucking weak. I've been here since day one ready to carry SCW on my back but all I get is endless subterfuge thrown in the way to confound me.”

Ms Mountains: “Is it confounding though, or is it just that you can't actually handle carrying the company?”

Showing tremendous amounts of personal restraint, Blade doesn't spit in her face.

Blade: “Fuck. That's how dumb you are. You're so dumb you make everyone and everything around you dumber.”

“Confounding, you moron, because while they claim they're digging up competition for me, they're purposely keeping me from it. A few months ago the Seven Deadly Idiots brought one of their own, Rage, into the fold. He was going to be this big powerhouse who'd take me out. What he actually managed to do was jump me from the crowd, deliver a beat down, and keep me from winning the SCW Title when I should have. How am I rewarded for this little sabotage? Let's see... Did I get option A, a chance to get my hands on Rage by facing him in the ring? No. He ran and hid like a bitch behind Christian Underwood's skirt. The closest I got was in some stupid wild card tag team tournament which his team won, thanks to me being teamed with a guy so fucking strung out from the juice that he forgot the keys to victory were to try to win the match and to do so by leaving your fucking partner alone.”

“So thanks for that. But then there's always option B right? A match for the SCW Championship, which instead went to the esteemed Mr. Chickenshit who would eventually skip town.”

Ms Mountains: “But you're getting that Championship opportunity now...”

Blade: “Not because they wanted to actually give me the shot mind you...”

Ms Mountains: “Oh how can you say that? You've got the shot, they announced it was you getting it.”

Blade: “Drum roll for the big reveal.... I got that shot because I earned it, but not in the way they hoped.”

Ms. Mountains: “Then how did you get this mystery shot?”

Blade: “Think back to October. I'm sure you remember a fiasco that culminated in a Haunted House match. That night I beat JT Underwood and walked out with a briefcase that every other idiot thought was empty. Every other idiot has a hard time remembering that this is pro-fucking-wrestling.”

He reveals the briefcase he's had in his possession since October.

Blade: “In this briefcase there is a certain contract. A contract that claims that I was entitled to a title shot at the title of my choosing pretty much whenever I felt like taking it. Being smarter than everyone else in SCW, I waited. I got screwed the first time around, so I waited. I watched as Gabriel and Underwood bored the cosmos to death twice in a row and I still waited.”

Ms Mountains: “That's a lot of waiting...”

Blade: “Cram it.”

“I waited until Mark Ward and Christian Underwood contacted me about being a part of WrestleClassic and that's when I sprang the contract on them. They had no intention of putting that human bit of driftwood in the ring against me. They certainly never planned to give me was I was long over due, but even before Nick Jones, in all his backroom glory claimed the title of number one contender, I was given a shot when and where I chose.”

“So I picked my spot.”

Ms Mountains: “So it would seem that you have had this all planned out since day one.”

Blade: “From the day SCW announced that we were joining the NWA I had this plan in motion. It was my intention all along to walk into WrestleClassic as the biggest global name on the SCW roster and take the title from whomever held it at that time and put it around the waist that it belonged around. The fact that is was supposed to be JT Underwood was just going to make it that much sweeter, but the fact that he's gone now is nothing but irrelevant.”

Ms Mountains: “But the last few weeks you've been all over the place, like you've been derailed. Come on, last week you even did that whole thing where it was all Clockwork Orange. Speaking in riddles and painting your face and stuff, come on, what was all that? Challenging Bo Dreamwolf to look at who he was? How are you any better?”

Blade just grins a sickly killer smirk.

Blade: “SCW, you see, isn't the only one capable of subterfuge. They want to mess around with me, they have no idea what they're dealing with. I'm the Cardinal Fucking Sinner! I didn't get that way by playing nice. I didn't get that name by explaining everything to a bunch of idiots. I do whatever it takes to get what the fuck I want. I do whatever it takes to be the best and to win.”

Ms Mountains: “But you take others like Nick Jones to task for doing whatever it takes?”

Blade: “That's pretty fucking bold of you Tits, comparing me and that waste of shit Jones like that. I do what it takes to win. In the ring. I actually fight and beat my opponents. That's what the difference is. I got a title shot by actually beating someone. Someone who would eventually be the champion I was originally supposed to face.”

Ms Mountains: “But so did Nick Jones. He won a number one contender's match.”

Blade: “Ugh.”

“I can't believe you made me say Ugh.”

Ms Mountains pretty features get screwed up in disbelief.

Ms Mountains: “What?”

Blade: “Christ, you're like a child. Nick Jones got into a number one contenders match by being a fucking loser. Before that match who did he ever beat?”

Ms Mountains: “Um, well...”

Blade: “Right, you don't fucking know. No one knows. It was nobody, that's who. Nick Jones did jack shit. You know how he was available to be in that match? He lost. He wasn't successful enough in a tag team to advance to being a part of the tournament at that point for the tag team titles. He was out of the hunt. Why wasn't I in a number one contenders match? Because I fucking won. I was talented enough that I actually carried Casey Williams into the next round of the tag team title tournament, and my reward was to see other people get to be in a match to determine the number one contenders match. Thanks for the hard work Blade, now sit back and watch other people reap the rewards of being lazy, useless pieces of shit.”

“Now we've gotten to the point that people are actually starting to think Nick Jones is a fucking threat! A threat to what? The SCW Title? In their fucking dreams. A threat to my sanity? Possibly. A threat to every suicidal wrestling fan? Certainly.”

Ms Mountains: “Oh now, come on. How is Nick Jones a threat to them?”

Blade: “Because if they, like me, have to put up with any more of Mark Ward shoving that talentless hack down our throats we're all going to cut our wrists en mass so we don't have the indignity of dying from choking to death on a human shit pile. Every time I heard that moron's voice I start to gag a bit.”

“Watching Nick Jones operate is a bit like going back in time.”

Ms Mountains: “Back in time?”

Blade: “I don't fucking stutter. It's like going back to 1987 and watching Lex Lugar with the Four Horsemen.”

Ms Mountains: “Now come on, they were one of the greatest groups of all time.”

Blade: “But he was a loser. Now we're all watching the same thing. Here's this fucking idiot with a million dollar body and no clue how to use it. He should stick to flexing and posing because it's all he's got. He runs his mouth about being the best and gives himself a count out victory over JT Underwood after Underwood already quit and he wants to be handed the title. He's got the ego, I'll give him that, but just like classic Lex Lugar this guy's got himself an entourage to get anything done.”

Ms Mountains: “And what if he brings this entourage to the ring with him?”

Blade: “I hope he does. I'll cripple every last useless one of them, then we wont have to put up with any of his shit again. This guy's got the reputation without ever earning it. What's he ever actually done?”

Ms Mountains: “Well in...”

Blade thrusts a hand in Ms Rocky Mountains face.

Blade: “Don't even try to come at me with that other company bullshit. Do you hear me coming our here and going on and on about being so great in PWR or how I dominated sYn! Wrestling? No, I don't have to. I've been great just by going undefeated against everyone SCW has actually bothered to throw against me.”

Ms Mountains: “Not withstanding Bo Dreamwolf just this past weekend.”

Blade: “And why didn't I beat Dreamwolf? Thanks to Nick Jones. The egoist who's interfered just to have bragging rights going into WrestleClassic.”

Ms Mountains: “Then you wont like that he beat your former tag team partner Casey Williams later that night.”

Blade: “So what, Casey beats himself every night in the locker room. Frequently at that.”

Ms Mountains: “Ew.”

Blade: “There's always the explanation that Nick was trying to soften me up for WrestleClassic. For all the good it did him. He should have brought his whole posse with him, then maybe he'd get somewhere. Maybe between the lot of them one has actually seen a wrestling program before and might actually know a real wrestling hold.”

Ms Mountains: “You know you're speaking of a guy who was on the NWA's list of finalists for Best Technical Wrestler at it's year end awards right?”

Blade: “Oh fucking hell! Let's all just bow down to him now then! So what? He was a finalist because he voted for himself for an award decided by voting for yourself. Good for him. I don't need to vote for myself to win fancy awards. I'm the best fucking technical wrestler in the world. I don't need a trophy to prove it. I prove it myself each and every time I step into a wrestling ring.”

“What's more, I'm fucking ruthless. While Nick awards himself wins, I hunt them down. I break people. I run them out of wrestling. I'm not just in this to capture the SCW title and assuage my own ego like Nick Jones is. I'm in this to win the SCW Title because I'm the best. I'm going to carry the company and everyone knows it, but I'm not looking to stop there.”

“It would be pretty short sighted for me to just look at the SCW and want to be top dog there. That's not how I think. That's not how I was raised. I'm the best. Not just in SCW. Not just in Las Vegas. I'm the best in the world. You can bet you bottom dollar that after I step out of the shadow SCW has been trying to cast over me ever since I first opened my mouth that I'll be watching the NWA World Title match very fucking closely, because that's where I'm headed.”

“I've seen what they've got to offer, and it's so fucking unimpressive. Everywhere I look in wrestling now that's what I see.”

“The NWA World Champion himself is so self absorbed he wants us all to invest in his life like a 20-something girl with a blog and no boyfriend. He wants us to invest in his life like we care where he lives, what he drives, or what his favorite gaming system is. No one gives a shit. In SCW we have Misty and that whole fucked up family who want to make us care about her kid and her husband and her brother in law. They want to use SCW as a forum for their personal soap opera and it makes me want to blow chunks all over her fat-girl wrestling gear each time I see her. Fuck you, dumb bitch.”

“For the record I haven't even bothered to remember the NWA World Champion's name.”

Ms Mountains: “What? He's like the best wrestler in the world, how can you not know his name?”

Blade: “He can't be the fucking best. He's never even been in the ring with me. I'm at the top of the wrestling food chain and I'm sick and fucking tired of having to act like I'm not. I told each and ever one of you morons that Las Vegas is my city and it's about time I got around to beating that into your ugly skulls. First I take SCW, then I take the world. Captain boring, the NWA Champion can't stop me. That guy who's challenging him, the emo guy, he can't stop me. Nick Jones and all the favors he wants to call in sure can't stop me.”

“Until last week you know Nick Jones wasn't even on my radar.”

Ms Mountains: “At all?”

Blade: “I heard the name, sure. I chuckled when he won the number one contender spot. I didn't know him, he was nothing. He hadn't proved anything other than he could do whatever it was that Mark Ward is getting out of their deal. All the hype didn't impress me. He still hasn't impressed me, and while he acted last week like he didn't even know my name... When he actually got involved in my match, that's when I knew I had him. He had to get involved in my match. Not the other way around. He had to get the advantage over me. Not the other way around. It's not that he fired the first shot or got a leg up on me or got the jump on me or anything like that, it's that he felt the need to.”

He grins that wolfish grin again.

Blade: “It that for all his talk, for all his posturing it's all fake. Just like his talent in the ring, his self-confidence is a fraud. He knows I'm better than him. He knows I can beat him. And now thanks to his antsy gut feeling and the need to take shots at me just so he could feel better about having me possibly compromised coming in to WrestleClassic, it's all backfired.”

“Nick Jones is used to being a big fish in a little pond. He's a tiger shark that can swim around showing all his big scary teeth and all the little chum go scurrying out of the for fear of the promise of death those teeth hold, but now Jones, you've made the fatal flaw that all your type does. You peered into the depths. Trolling the shallows made you over confident. Having some big Beluga clear a path for you made you grow too bold and you went deeper than you ever should have.”

“You've gone down Nick, and WrestleClassic is the big time. You're well out of your depth. You're not the big fish in a little pond. With thousands there to see live and the uncounted millions watching on Pay Per View, you've ventured into the deepest blue and that thing you poked down there, that thing that you stirred is your greatest nightmare. You've woken that creature of mythology Nick. You're a Great White Nick, but how does a shark feel staring into the burning hatred, that eternal evil in the eyes of fucking Godzilla?”

“I'm going to destroy you Nick. It's not because I personally hate you. It's not because you've slighted me some how. I don't give a shit about your personal life. And even if you hadn't condescended to try to have Mark Ward give you the SCW Title outright, I still would have used your frontal lobe to repaint the canvas at WrestleClassic simply because you've had the ambition of thinking you could control your little world when I'm a part of it.”

“You can't control me nick Jones. You can't contain me. You sure as fuck can't BEAT me. I'm already greater than anything you will ever be, and this is only the beginning for you. WrestleClassic, Nick. The best fucking wrestler you will ever have the opportunity to face. I'm going to beat you, I'm going to take the SCW Championship, then I'm going to shake down SCW and turn it from the little Vegas lounge act it's been with your horseshit and turn it into one of those epic fucking life experiences people say stay in Vegas cause it would rip their life apart otherwise.”

“Then I'm coming for the NWA World Championship.”

Fade.

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Climax Control Archives / Clockwork
« on: January 20, 2012, 09:39:08 PM »
 “The world is going mad.”

Blade Alexander, dressed in a fine white suit, facing back to the camera looks out over a bustling Sin City.

“The whole world is going mad. Someone has to step in and stop this insanity. Everyone's got delusions of grandeur and the SCW Champion just up and ran away. Some tough guy he turned out to be. Casey Williams ranted earlier this week about the farce that was the NWA year end awards, but it shows just how little that voting body knows about wrestling. Where was my name? Nevermind that. Unlike some people around here, I don't need their validation, and after WrestleClassic, they're going to find out it's them who need mine.”

“But let's go back a bit. I've been a bit to silent about things for far too long, and things are just not sitting right. First of all let's go back to December to Dismember... There's that... tag team tournament. I'm stuck alongside that fair-weathered moron Casey Williams who rants about wanting nothing more than the tag team titles, but first chance he gets he turns on me, his partner. He's an idiot and that idiot is yesterday's news.”

“The real issue coming out of that pay per view is not the rematch to the most boring hour long draw in the history of prowrestling, but rather the crowning of a new number one contender in Nick Jones. A nobody. A nothing. A glorified wannabe, and just how was it that Jones got himself out of the tag team tournament and into a number one contender match? We got that answer last week in the form of Mark Ward. The man was even going to go so far as to just hand the belt over to a loser.”

Blade shakes his head.

“JT Underwood bails and Nick Jones celebrates the only way he can. Getting someone to hand him over a title belt.”

“Hold the press, what is this? Of all people it's Christian Underwood, relative of the wayward former champion himself come to the aid of SCW and say that's not how things are going down.”

The relative quiet of the dimly lit room is cut but one short burst of laughter from the original Sinner.

“Nick Jones stages himself a little stunt last week to award himself a count-out victory over the former champion, but Nick Jones, there's only one man who holds a REAL SCW victory over JT Underwood. There's only one unbeaten man who's the REAL number one contender to the SCW title. And there's only one man who JT Underwood would rather run away from than face for that very championship, and he's ME, Blade Alexander.”

“It was when our match on the biggest stage SCW has known at WrestleClassic was announced that the champion got cold feet and became a runaway bride. It wasn't in fear of Nick Jones, it was out of sheer terror at the knowledge that he would inevitably lose to me.”

“I've come too far to look back. I've seen the bleak outlook that is SCW's future if this sinking ship stays it's course. Doubt me? Take a look at Italy. I'm sure you've all seen that business with the cruise ship. Survivors telling harrowing stories of escape. The Captain that somehow made it to shore, and the blame being pointed in every direction. That's what is happening to SCW right now. In the beginning so much hope. So much possibility. So much potential. What happened though? Potential isn't always reached. People have bombshells like Misty shoved down their throats. People have to suffer though awkward gimmick matches like the Halloween fiasco. People are put through the punishment of seeing not one, but two car wrecks masquerading as wrestling matches when Gabriel and Underwood fought not once but twice, then are force fed a long, drawn out experience worse than visiting a back alley dentist with Nick Jones and his little skit trying to award himself the SCW championship.”

“Milk and cookies.”

“Bread and butter.”

“Boredom and death.”

“Welcome the future of SCW.”

His shadow flashes briefly on the glass in front of him. His features are dark and shadowed. It gives him a chilling look.

“But all may not be lost. The message persists.”

“What message you ask? You do not have to accept this. You do NOT have to submit. Fight the corruption. Fight the status quo. Just FIGHT. What SCW needs is not another glistening body, full of more chemically injected muscle than brain. What SCW does not need is a politician telling you what you want and need. What SCW NEEDS is for someone to introduce a little... Ultraviolence.”

Blade slowly turns to face the camera, an sinister grin spreading across his face. Under his right eye there is black paint in the style of a gear, the spokes of which spreading outward. He slowly reaches up and places a white bowler hat with a thick black band around it on his head.

“It's time to remember what it was we wanted to do when we gathered here. It's time to shake from the slumber of dreams forced upon us by those not worthy of calling themselves our peers. It's time to call to arms, brothers and sisters, and feel what is was that made our blood boil with that hatred those months ago. It's time to show them all. It's time to show the Nick Jones' and the Mark Wards and the Casey Williams, and even the Bo Dreamwolfs that it is WE who are to be feared. It's time to show them it is WE who are to be hated. It's time to show them it is WE who shall dominate.”

“Throw away that which bonded us. Held us back. Judged us by their mold. This is our world. Our order. Our city. Our SIN.”

“This is not the beginning of the end, brothers and sisters. They will view it that way, but this story is no longer theirs to write. This is our story. WrestleClassic is only the end of our beginning.”

“But to get there we still have steps to take. Things will change, but they wont want to believe. It is up to us to show them proof. That is what brings us to Bo Dreamwolf. The man who has escaped a 90's french soft-core porn. The look. The music...”

“It's a good thing, little dreaming wolf, that you were born into the heritage you were and not into... say a feudal Japanese society. Had you, you would be dead by now. Face down, the blood coagulating around you after you committed Seppuku so that the rest of your family may retain their honor.”

“You came to SCW for a reason Dreamwolf, what was it? Do you remember? What did you plan to do here aside from cashing a cheque? You were upset at being thrown into the same tag title tournament with the rest of us, but what did you do about it? What have you done since then? What have you said since then? You've forgotten who you are. You've forgotten where you've come from. You've forgotten why you're here. This weekend at Climax Control you have options. Remember. Live again. Let the blood rise up, or let it be your final cut.”

“You know nothing.”

“None of you do.”

“Yet.”

Fade.

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Climax Control Archives / Lineage
« on: December 31, 2011, 09:13:52 PM »
 We open on a pair of very well worn cowboy style wrestling boots. Overall the boots are white and are accentuated with red designs on the toes, heels, around the ankle and tops, and emblazoned with red firebirds.

“Take a good look at these boots.”

One boot slightly droops over on the other. On the red straps on the sides are white lettering. Some of the letters have come off over time, but looking them both over, you can piece together that these boots once said 'ALEXANDER' up the outsides of both.

“These boots have seen a lot of action over the years. In and out of hundreds of rings in thousands of matches. These boots have been in nearly every country on earth. They've been seen by millions around the world, but just look at them... simple looking boots.”

Faded, stained and worn nearly to pieces these simple boots just sit there filling the screen.

“They don't look like much. Thread-bare, stained with sweat and blood, but it's funny how a simple pair of boots can symbolize so much. You idiots out there see that these aren't just your ordinary boots, these are the boots that my father wore throughout his wrestling career. These boots were on his feet for hundreds of matches. These boots walked over the best of the best in the wrestling business for years. These boots made some of the best of the best in the wrestling world for years. These boots have been seen on TV and live in pretty much every major company that's been around in the wrestling business, including right here in the NWA.”

The camera finally pulls back to reveal Blade Alexander sitting in a chair directly behind the boots.

Blade: “It' easy to say that my dad was all about this business. It's what you people saw every week on a number of wrestling programs. There were times when he'd be on four or five nights a week on different programs for different promotions all over the world. Back in those days the most time I got to spend with my dad was the same that all you people did, just tuning in to see him on TV.”

Blade's eyes don't leave his father's boots.

Blade: “The only days off he got were due to injury, and those were usually spent doing rehab, just biding his time to get back into the ring. Wrestling was my dad's life. He was dedicated to being the best in the world, and when he was in that ring, he was.”

“But here's the thing... My dad never made excuses. He didn't make promises he couldn't keep. He'd never say he'd be at my sporting events. He didn't promise he'd make my graduations. He knew from the beginning that they were promises that he probably couldn't keep. Don't get me wrong, when he was around he was a great dad, but usually he wasn't around. I didn't get it then, and for a while I hated him for it. I get it now.”

“My dad wouldn't promise me things he couldn't deliver even when I cried and swore because he was a different kind of man, someone you don't really see too often these days. He was a man of his word. He was also a man that set goals for himself and would stop at nothing and sacrifice anything to accomplish those goals.”

“Dad was rewarded for his hard work and his sacrifices many times over. He held titles and championships all over the world. He's even held some of the NWA titles. He's been everywhere and done everything, and when that happens a man's goals in life begin to change. His focus shifts. My dad once told me that there comes a day when the titles cease to mean what they once did. Gold loses it's luster, and all that's left is a father's love for his children.”

“When that time came for my dad he hung up his boots. He didn't have anything left to prove in the ring, so he came home to catch up on the other side of life that he had missed all those long years on the road.”

Blade finally raises his cold blue eyes from the worn wrestling boots of his father to finally look into the camera.

Blade: “When my dad finally came home he really came home. We all moved out of Arizona and back to the place he was born, back to the place he met my mother, to the place I was born. My dad came home swearing to be a better father to his children and a better husband to his was, and in a manner that would make Charles Dickens proud he lived up to his word. I helped my dad build the house he lives in now and I'm glad I did. Personally it was one of the best things we ever did. It gave us the time to get past our own issues and come to understand each other better...”

He stands, stepping over his father's boots into the foreground.

Blade: “But all of that just makes for some very boring TV time, the likes of which you'd see from Misty or Spike whatever her husband is, or JT Underwood or any of those other nameless talentless idiots SCW has brought in to try and make their little promotion into something more.”

“What makes it relate now is it's a cautionary tale for the latest boring talent acquisition in Steven Kline. Pay heed, Kline. Go back and watch me tell that story over again, but this time, just like an 80's cartoon, listen to the lesson in the end.”

“Being that you're seem like a complete idiot, I'll spell that lesson out for you now. My dad had the good sense to stay retired when he stepped away to focus on other things in his life. When he cared more about his kids than title belts, he stepped away and stayed away.”

“You said let's not make this personal Kline, so let me just give you this one piece of advice from one guy to another: Don't be stupid. You want to get back into the ring to relive whatever former glory you had? You're going to get hurt, and on January 8th, I'm going to be the one to hurt you. It's not personal. It's just a matter of opportunity. You're in the wrong place at the wrong time. You want some successful comeback, chose another path. This one's not for you.”

“You're getting into the ring being fueled by nostalgia. You want to hear the fans chant you name one more time, but here's the thing buddy, these fans don't remember you. They don't care about you, but they know all about me.”

“You're getting back into the ring but you're thinking about your kids piano recitals, little league games, kindergarten finger paintings or whatever they do, but I'm only thinking about kicking your ass. You think you're ready, but then you go think about something else. You want to see your kids do great things, but I'm going to be thinking about doing great things myself.”

“Unlike some of these other guys, I'm glad I'm getting you in your big return match. If you hadn't noticed by now, I've grown up around this business, I know how these things go. You're at your best right now. You're name still has that cache, the older fans that followed you back in the day still know who you are, they still have that spark of interest in you. They know what you did and what you used to be capable of doing. They want to see you come back and do your thing against guys like me. But you're going to fail. That's not egotism. It's not cockiness. It's just harsh reality. This isn't some great Hollywood tale where you come back and it's like you've never left. You're old. You haven't got that desire anymore. You're going to fail.”

He smirks.

Blade: “I don't expect you to take my word it. It's already there in what you say. I heard you drone on like some idiot about fair play and the best man and all that crap. Who really believes all that shit anyway? I know you don't. Look at your own bio. Who are you trying to fool? Look at that thing. Your bio reads like you're some big cocky cock badass, yet you come on camera and spout some horseshit about following the rules and being such a good wrestler and may the best man win. First of all, you couldn't beat me on your best day. Second of all... What the fuck? Fairness and honesty? Shove it up your ass pal. This is professional wrestling. The rules are just lose guidelines set in place for us to overlook for the sake of entertainment. I beat the SCW Champion in a Haunted House match and you want a good clean contest? You know this isn't the Olympics right?”

“If I even think I have the chance to do something to you to get an edge in this match, I'm going to take it.”

“Take a look at this...”

Blade reaches down inside one of his fathers boots and pulls out a stainless steel chain.

Blade: “My dad kept this in his boot in every match he was ever in. Whenever he got or needed to use it, he did. You see Steven, my dad taught me how to be a man and all that, but he also taught me all about this business and how you get to the top. You talk about being the best and doing what's right, but what's right in wrestling, what's right in SCW is whatever it takes to put people like you, the talentless, charisma-less fools in your place to so this business can be pulled out of the downward spiral that you people have put it into. When I came into SCW I made the world a promise that I was going to make the big moves, that I was going to do things that mattered. Over the last few weeks I've been pushed back and allowed it to happen. I've allowed those morons that run SCW into the ground to cast me aside and push me into the roles that they wanted. You're the last straw Steve. You think this is your big comeback, but you're out here lying to everyone, most of all yourself.”

“You see SCW as your opportunity. You see this as the place to comeback, and for the past while it's looked that way. Solid wrestling, but not great. Characters that don't really compel an audience one way or another. This is supposed to be SIN CITY Wrestling. It's supposed to be the cutting edge of professional wrestling, pushing the sport past all boundaries it's ever known. Months ago I made a promise to be that man. January 8th I finally give SCW what was promised to them. Steven Kline, when you're laying in a daze, looking up at the lights wondering what happened, hand unshaken, the wrestling fantasy you thought you were coming back to crumbling around you, just remember it wasn't personal. It was just another bad decision by the people in charge of SCW.”

Fade.

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Supercard Archives / Dismember
« on: December 16, 2011, 10:32:27 PM »
 “I don't think we're allowed to be here.”

Where's the most famous land mark in California? You could very well be thinking of a lot of different places right now, but if you were looking at this, the answer would be obvious. The Hollywood sign. That might not be the most obvious answer to people who visit the state on a daily basis, but for everyone else, the one thing they really want to see, besides movie stars, is the big Hollywood sign.

Such is the location we find ourselves in today. Hollywood, California. Standing at the base of the sign, right at the foot of the “D”, is none other than SCW wrestler, Blade Alexander.


Blade: “I'm fully aware that for the last few weeks all of you people out there have been wondering where I am. Where have I gone. Rumours were starting to spread that I'd dropped off the face of the earth. Those of you who don't live glued to the internet know that I've been all around Hollywood, all up and down the circuit of the vapid, shallow and soulless run of talk shows and sound-bite spots promoting the crap out of SCW's upcoming December to Dismember show where we finally see our territory expanded, thanks to the NWA to include California.”

“That's all well and good for SCW, but it's really been taxing, even for me, to polish the shit of a situation that SCW has put each and every one of us on the roster on by labeling this show after the biggest failure of a wrestling pay per view in the history of, dare I say it, our illustrious sport by calling it December to Dismember.”

The second-generation star is dressed quite well for someone that's snuck down the side of a hill in a classy white pin-stripe suit complete with aviator shades.

Blade: “And if that weren't enough, they have to try to get people to spend their money to come see a show that they know is going to be headlined by a return match of the most boring match up ever to take place inside a wrestling ring with Gabriel vs Underwood II. Folks, they cured insomnia the first time around, this time they're threatening to put us into a sleep so deep that we'll only be able to be awoken when hyper intelligent monkeys find the cure for watching anything with JT Underwood three thousand years in the future.”

“The only reason people are actually willing to spend any money on this fiasco at all is for the chance to see me wrestle twice in one night.”

“I know many people might see that as jumping to conclusions, but really... The only competition in this little tag tournament that some idiot has cooked up is who can beat their opponents quicker, Casey Williams or yours truly, Blade Alexander. Last week a Bond girl reject tried to create a minor stir by buzzing in Casey's ear some dissension between he and myself about sportsmanship of fair play or what-the-fuck ever, but Casey only wanted to talk about his drunk former partner because he knows this is the most one-sided non-tournament ever.”

The side of Blade's jacket flap in the wind with the carefree abandon of enjoying a California breeze, sometime his tie joining in on the fabric dance, caring little for the endeavors of man and instead behaving like inanimate objects of their construct do when faced with a stiff breeze.

Blade: “The brilliance of SCW's booking team really comes to the forefront on this card, randomly throwing teams together to try to make something special out of the crowning of tag team champions... but as always is the case in wrestling, all potential drama is stolen away as soon as the teams are announced. In our very first match as a team Casey and I dispatched the only true team in SCW with ease. At December to Dismember we'll do the exact same and it will surprise no one.”

“Just look at our competition. There's only one well balanced team in SCW and it's mine. The other's are nothing more than the pairings of the retarded. Just look at our next opponents. Rage and what's his name... Jamie.”

“Here you have Rage, the big bad who had come to SCW at the behest of Christian Underwood to take me out, or at least give me competition, and what has he done besides attack me from behind and cost me the SCW Championship? He's hid like a bitch. Has he come at me again? No. Has he made even the slightest attempt to get in the ring with me? Fuck no. He jumped me like the seven foot sweaty pussy that he is then went and hid with his little sisterhood of the traveling pants the Seven Deadly Sins. Great fucking name you twat support group. The only thing that you morons are deadly for is SCW's bottom line. The bunch of you gang up because singlely you can't do fuck all then beat up on everyone else so it wont immediately look like you suck, then people get bored, don't come to shows, the merchandise you guys try to sell that looks like it was designed by a down-syndrome kid with bells-palsy tanks and SCW goes under. Thanks you guys. You've got to be the best in this business.”

“Then comes Rage's partner, Johnny Knoxville. A prank show? That's your big contribution? Professional wrestling as a sport and an art form is circling the fucking drain and you, claiming to be a third generation wrestler, the best you can contribute is a fucking prank show? How timely, how topical. You pick a subject matter that's been done to death over the past decade and want us to act like what you're doing is fresh and new. Right, it's fresh and new or it's exactly like every program on MTV. Whatever. Don't worry though, now that they've brought back Beavis and Butthead I'm sure your fifteen minutes are just around the corner.”

“Jamie Staggs, Ladies and Gentlemen, living proof that just because you're born into a wrestling family, it doesn't mean that the talent is passed on.”

“You see James, here's the difference. You're second or third gen, I'm not sure which, I could really give a crap. So what you've done is gone the route of feeling entitled. You think you're entitled to wins, you're entitled to fame. You get what you want because you've grown up in this business so you think you can step all over everyone else and shit on all of the work that everyone else trying to actually be a wrestler, everyone else who really loves this sport is trying to do. You do this because your name will get you in the door and get you opportunities and you can use this as a vehicle to launch your career as a professional dumb ass. You don't really want to be a wrestler, you feel like you've already been here and done all this and you want to do your own thing, which by the way even Jamie fucking Kennedy has done better than you, and we should all put up with it because your daddy wrestled and your brother wrestles, or tries to, and his wife is a big fat bitch that you have a crush on. Fuck you.”

“That's you in a nutshell, but that's not even the worst part of you. The worst Jamie, the reason that I and, lets face it, everyone on planet earth hates you too, is because you're so very fucking arrogant about it.”

“I couldn't give a shit about you and your little pranks. When you started out that was your thing and whatever. You have your little show and you do your thing and you try to get people to like you but they never will, but that's where it ended. I was content to let that pass. I was content to just let you be yet another one of those wrestling brats you see around, those kids that claim they grew up in wrestling and that their daddy did this and because one promoter somewhere was the biggest fan in the world of your dad that you had a job for life and got to do whatever you wanted there. That was fine by me, but then a few days ago you got fucking arrogant and claimed that I was the one going around saying I deserved all this and that because I'm a second-generation wrestler. You accused me of being you. You projected all of the bad things you do, all of those bad habits you have onto me. That's where you went wrong.”

“I was perfectly happy going into this as a revenge against Rage thing for costing me the SCW Championship. I was perfectly fine letting Casey beat up the two of you, getting back at Rage in the process and winning what Casey wants, the Tag Team titles. That was fine by me, but no... That wasn't enough. Little Jamie fuck Staggs has to not know when to keep his mouth shut. He has to expose to the world just what kind of moron he really is and claim that both me and my partner, both of us whom are unbeaten here in SCW, had to claim that we both felt that we were entitled to the championship and should be given it.”

“It's never been about what we're entitled to, you fucking half-wit, it's about us being that damned good. It's not our fault that your team is a poor man's excuse for ours. Just look at you. You have Rage and Casey Williams. Two great big power houses. On paper that looks like one hell of a match up. On paper. In reality you have Casey Williams who is a big, powerful guy who loves to, and has made is reputation on beating the living shit out of any poor fool who's gotten into the ring opposite him.”

“Then you have us. The second-generation wrestlers who couldn't be more different. You have to distract people with your pranks and your little internet show, how original that one is too by the way, to gloss over the fact that you have all of your family's name and none of the actual ability. On the other side there's me... Maybe it's my fault Jamie, maybe I'm just smarter than you so I actually learned about this business, or maybe my dad just loved me more so he took the time to teach me properly. Or then again maybe your dad just knew you were a hopeless loser so he never took the time to sit you down and teach you wrong from right, how to really work in this business, because he knew right from the get go that you really didn't have what it takes.”

“That's the key fundamental difference between us Jamie. For all your flash, for all that charisma you exude while you're out there coming up with the least funny way to embarrass and humiliate someone, you never once took the time too look around, to watch or listen anything else in this business. You always had to put on the show as the character because when it came right down to it you don't have substance. You have to act the fool so people might not realize that you really are a fool. So go ahead Jamie, do what you do. Parody others. Prank the unsuspecting. Be the character. Then you tune in and watch me. Watch the way I can captivate an audience better than you ever could hope to just with words. See the way I get the reaction that I want from people just by having that natural charisma you wish you had. Get in the ring at December to Dismember and watch everyone there forget about you when I step into that ring because I have what you never will.”

“You hide behind it all Jamie. Do what you can, try so hard. Then fail against me. I'm everything you wish you could be. I can do all the things you want without the effort. I don't need the character, I don't need the flash because just being myself is enough.”

“Then on top of it all Jamie, when it comes right down to it and the bell rings, that's when you really panic. That's when you really freak out, because that's the moment when you realize that as good as I was before the match, that was just the tip of the iceberg. Inside that ring I'm untouchable. Inside that ring you're going to find out why it takes the whole spectrum of sinners and a few guys in suits to keep the SCW title from around my waist. That ends soon. It might not be the SCW Championship, but it will be the tag team titles. Casey and I aren't about feeling that we're better than everyone else. We're about proving it.”

Blade turns to leave, but after just a few steps he turns back again for a moment.

Blade: “There is just one more thing that you and the rest of SCW have got to ask yourselves. Now I know it hasn't been the burning question so much lately, but it still begs an answer... What's in the briefcase?”

Fade.

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