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Supercard Archives / Re: JESSIE SALCO v CHLOE BENTON
« on: July 08, 2022, 07:00:37 PM »
I SCREAM YOU SCREAM



Wandering lazily beneath a starry blanket Bruce casually navigates the dark wedgwood waves of the central pacific pausing every now and then to snack on a school of tuna wandering in his path or scavenging the flotsam left by boats daring to take Chloe from his back. All the while the king of sea is careful to ensure his sleeping passenger remains safely aboard his back. She sleeps on, clutching a small, blue unicorn plushy to her chest with the waves gently rocking her aboard her finned, five-gilled cruise ship. A voice, smooth and melodic calls to her from the depths, gently stirring the girl from her slumber. She blinks sluggishly, allowing the light of morning to slowly filter through tired chestnut lenses.

“Chloe, time to wake up sleepyhead.”

She yawns and groggily lifts her head, surveying the lapping waves of the morning current through a pair of sliding glass doors leading to a shaded patio balcony. Blinking rapidly in confusion she rises to a seated position rubbing heavy eyes. Looking up she notices a hazy, figure badly out of focus seated beside her.

“A-Are you a mermaid?” she queries drowsily.

“No,” the voice, husky and feminine replies with a chuckle. “It’s me, Whisper.”

Rubbing her eyes once more the figure finally comes into focus. A powerfully built woman with lingering strands of silken dark brown hair smiles down at her as she clutches her head, fighting off an onrushing deluge of pain. She grimaces, looking at the trainer seated in a plush living chair layered in champagne fabric with bay piping. Reaching to a nightstand beside Whisper grabs a pre-filled glass of water along with a small blue packet. Tearing the packet open she drops its contents, two white tablets into the glass and watches briefly as the seltzer produces carbon dioxide bubbles which fizzle to the surface and then hands it to Chloe.

“Here,” she offers with a smile. “Christian said you would probably need this, it’s Alka Seltzer. It’ll help with your hangover.”

“Th-Thank you.” Shifting in the king-sized bed, her body almost bouncing against the sumptuous mattress, she takes the glass and downs it in once large gulp. She lifts the heavy, quilted blanket off and pushes it aside, scooting towards the edge of the bed, setting the empty glass down. Vigorously massaging her temples, the still intoxicated teen groans…,

“Unnnghh, h-how did I get h-here?”

“You were dropped off by a fishing boat yesterday evening,” Whisper laughs. “Christian carried you up here and put you to bed.”

“R-Really?” Her reaction is of a stunned amazement over the information blithely offered. “I-I thought he was g-going to leave me on the deck.” Looking down at her feet she notes that her shoes and socks have been removed, her backpack lying atop them on the cushion of a nearby desk chair. “I-I really sh-should apologize to him.”

Her vision finally comes into full focus, scanning the cabin. The wood finished walls gleam under the luminosity of a pair of wall lamps station on each side of the expansive cedar headboard. Beside the bed sits a pair of matching nightstands, both sporting a trio of drawers. A large domed lamp hangs from the white ceiling, trimmed in bay. The carpet, blue with gold appointments appears rich and luxurious, leading to a pair of matching curtains, drawn back to lead to way into a separate room. She rises on shaky limbs and immediately stumbles but is caught by her attentive guardian. Catching her bearings Chloe walks into the other room, as opulent as the boudoir. A round, wooden table takes center stages boasting a thick, glass top with a bowl of fruit and a vase of colorful flowers enhancing the ambiance. It is flanked by two chairs matching the champagne seat in the bedroom. Behind it, against the wall, a similarly selected sofa with heavily padded armrests and appropriately colored square pillows at each end. A large, flatscreen television hangs from the opposing wall. Assembled in wood, the wall is a freestanding armoire with spacious cabinets on either side of the television and cavernous storage compartments beneath. To the left a second pair of sliding glass doors leads to a shared balcony with its own table and chair overlooking the glimmering Pacific. Chloe gasps,

“Th-This can’t be right,” she stammers. “The last time M-Mr. Christian yelled at me h-he said he was g-g-going to book me in the b-boiler room. Darting back into the lavish sleeping quarters she snatches her socks and shoes from the desk chair. “I-I need to go t-talk to him.”

“Why?” Whisper asks. “He brought you up here himself.”

“H-He probably made a mistake, a-and I don’t want t-to be using somebody else’s c-cabin. I-It wouldn’t be fair to whoever p-paid for it.” A pregnant pause ensues with Chloe wading into the murky pools of deeper thought. “Wait a minute, I could just ask on Twitter, that would save me a lot of time!”

“Yes,” the stalwart veteran agrees with a nod. “Time better spent getting ready for Salco.”

“I don’t like her,” the youngster frowns at the mention of her name. “She’s always mean to me on Twitter.”

“And you can expect her to be mean in the ring against you too,” the elder woman blurts out. “So, let’s go find the gym and get you ready.”

“A-Alright, l-let me ch-change first.”

Moments later she emerges from the bathroom clad in a simple ensemble of red, draw string cotton sweat pants and a matching tee shirt sporting a Red Bull energy drink logo and a pair of cheap, Chinese Nike knockoffs. With a bob of her curly red mane Chloe falls in behind her and the pair begins to traverse the narrow corridors of the vessel, passing by additional cabins. A left turn here, a right turn there and down another long, dimly lit gallery of passenger cabins. The wood trim, reflected by the domed overhead lighting gives of a golden glow which the pair follows further, their eyes roving off the closed, polished doors and halcyon with white appointed carpeting. Stretching the length of the ship it leads them to a winding stairwell that gives the duo a moment of interlude to ponder whether to take the white staircase up or down.

“The passenger guide said the gym is on the third level,” Whisper says, pulling the information from memory, “and your cabin is on the ninth floor, so we have to go down six floors.”

“I hope they numbered them in the stairwell,” Chloe mutters, following her friend down the smooth, carpeted steps, her right hand sliding over the cool iron railing. Following closely, she allows her mind to wander, braving the ravenous void of the Twitterverse. Her eyes light up upon noticing a reply to one of her posts. Clicking on the notifications tab at the bottom of her iPhone screen she scrolls up to find the post and smiles brightly, her bulbous cheeks expanding gleefully. “Oh my God,” she exclaims. “Mr. Geno says on Twitter that he paid for my cabin and told me to enjoy it!”

“Hunh that’s interesting,” The other woman grunts, her eyes muddled in confusion. “From what I understand about him he certainly can afford it…” her voice trails off as she murmurs to herself, “why would he do that? It doesn’t make sense.”

“What?”

“Nothing, I was just muttering to myself about something else.” An obvious lie, but ahead of one of the biggest matches of little Chloe’s career she declines to risk diverting her attention from the task at hand. “We’re almost there.”

The ship’s gymnasium, small in comparison to land-based standards nonetheless boasts a long row of treadmills, exercise bikes and ski machines lined up facing a series of windows, sectioned off by chrome pillars overlooking the vast body of water through which they travel. Behind the cardio set lies a row of weight machines, two of each. They include smith machines, adjustable benches and specific devices focused on individual body parts. Further back against the opposing wall stand a rack of free weights, loaded with five-to-30-pound kettlebells and dumbbells ranging from five to 75 pounds. Whisper directs her gaze from where they stand towards the far end of the gym where she spies a sectioned off corner lined with heavily padded vinyl exercise mats. Nodding in approval she grabs Chloe by the arm pulling her along.

“Let’s go,” she grins. “It’s time to do some sparring!”

“Nooo!” the smaller teen protests, tugging back. “I d-don’t want t-to spar! Y-You’ll b-beat me up!”

Stopping in her tracks the trainer capitulates to her inner mirth with a raucous laughter, her deep voice thunders against the competing sounds of grunts, groans and music emanating from the overhead speakers. She turns around, clutching the girl by the shoulders, and initiates eye contact her glistening orbs still awash in the humor of the moment.

“Kat’s right about you,” she chuckles. “You’re impossibly adorable.” The gaiety slowly ebbs from her gaze as she speaks in a decidedly more sincere tone. “I won’t hurt you sweety, I promise. I’m going to show you some things to expect from Jessie and how to counter them, ok?”

With a nod, Chloe allows herself once more to be pulled towards the calisthenics section. Consisting primarily of bodyweight movements Calisthenics has grown in popularity over the years, particularly with women and older people. It has spawned an entirely new brand of fitness, competing with aerobics and weight training in the form of cross fit which also focuses on body weight exercises but includes alternative variations featuring light weights, medicine balls, bands, and rope drills. A trio of older women whom Chloe guesses to be rapidly approaching 60 engages in a slow-moving step routine, their withered limbs struggling to keep pace with the demands of their minds. Releasing her captive Whisper sets off towards a vacant corner behind the three amigos and kicks off her black and white Nikes, stepping onto the blue padded two-inch mat Removing her red and white Adidas zip track jacket to reveal a form fitting plain white sports bra.  She crouches into a wrestling stance, beckoning playfully,

“Come up pup, let’s see what you got.”

The morning is slowly ushered out by the high sun of afternoon, bringing with it a change in scenery. Gone are the women, having finished with their routine more than an hour ago. The seas also seem more energized, lapping the cruise liner with choppy waves inducing the 77,000-ton coagulation of steel to gently rock from side to side. Chloe lies on the mat, her brow populated by glistening beads of perspiration, her lungs heaving. Standing above her Whisper offers a helping hand pulling the youngster to her bare feet. She too is glazed over in the salty secretion of hard work but appears much fresher than her counterpart. Taking the girl by the hand the woman drags her towards the treadmills.

“Come on, let’s get in some cardio.”

“B-But I’m tired.”

Whisper chortles softly, “You have to push the issue if you want to improve,” she says. “Trust me, your young heart can handle it.” She directs her to a lavender Life Fitness treadmill and takes the one next to it. “Besides, I can guarantee Jessie Salco is going the same.” Directing her attention to the black plastic encased LCD control screen she continues, “set it for a nice, even speed, say five miles per hour and put the elevation at about seven or eight. If you start to get lightheaded, just pull that small cord in the middle, it’s an emergency stop.”

“Y-Yes ma’am.”

“Remember,” the veteran adds, with the running pad propelling her into a run, “the harder you work today, the better you’ll feel tomorrow.”



“Unnngh!”

With a heavy groan Chloe pushes aside the blanket and stretches out her stiff legs to promote better circulation. Her upper quadriceps twitch in protest with a lingering soreness, courtesy of the treadmill. Sitting up she yawns and extends her arms upwards, pausing while the blood flows through leaving a tingling sensation and then carefully plants her feet on the broad carpeting. Flexing her toes, she runs Whisper’s instructions on alleviating the latent aches and pains. Pulling out the flimsy wooden desk chair the little redhead places a single leg outward, resting the foot on the seat and reaches for the ankle, bringing her head down as close to the knee as she can get it and holds for a ten count. Once for the right leg and once for the left. The result leaves her feeling much less discomfort, so much so that she decides to give the woman’s other tidbit a go; standing upright she bends over at the waist, reaching for her ankles again and bringing her head as close to the knees as possible without feeling pain. She holds it for a 20 count and exhale upon release.

“Hunh,” she mumbles softly. “It works.”

Reaching for her cell phone charging atop the nightstand she is alerted to a text message awaiting her still blurry eyes; it’s from Whisper advising her in all caps to grab her attention,

“EAT A LIGHT BREAKFAST! Too much and you won’t want to eat again for the rest of the day and remember, NO CARBS! XOXO.”

With a smile she drops the phone onto the bed and reaches for the backpack sitting in a corner chair. Reaching into it she pulls out of black Metallica tee shirt and matching leggings, setting them out on the mattress when her phone chirps, alerting her to another message. Picking it up she recognizes Kat’s name and number and scrolls up the lock screen to read it…

“Despy and I are going on an ice cream raid, wanna come with?”

“Oh my God, ice cream!”

Excited she plops down onto the bed letting her fingers fly, replying to make sure if it is alright for her to go. One message leads to another and ends with Chloe seated at the desk, staring at her reflection in the makeup mirror with her phone in one hand and a curling iron in the other. More messages are traded eventually ending with a simple acronym, OMW! Shutting the iron off she leaves it to cool atop a heat resistant, black silicon mat and heads for the door.

“Oh God, I am dying for some hot fudge!”



The rapping at the door is harsh and insistent, rousting Chloe from her mid-morning nap. She groans agitatedly looking at the door.

Maybe they’ll go away?”

The banging intensifies as she wraps the extra long feather pillow around her head, rolling onto her side trying to snuff out the combustion behind the door. Voices clatter outside during a pause in the commotion, a man and a woman. She pays them no mind, her fudge-filled stomach releasing melatonin in waves of whipped cream, splashing about a confectionary conquered mind and deluging it in a single thought, sleep. Pulling the blanket over her face the girl curls into a semi-fetal position. Her body begins to relax, the tension easing through each limb, leaves floating down a sugar coated stream and eventually sliding gently to a pair of gelatinated eyes, which begin to relax.

“Chloe! Are you alright baby girl?”

The voice, sharp and abrupt cuts through the impending repose as a hot knife through desperately soft butter prompting sleeping beauty to spring to attention, her fudge-colored lenses tremulously fluttering open. Jettisoning the blanket and tossing aside the chocolate smudged pillow she bolts alarmedly into an upright position to find Whisper standing over her flanked by a crewman clad in a pressed, white uniform looking on in concern. Rubbing her eyes she stammers,

“Ms. W-Whisper, w-what are you d-d-doing here?”

“You were supposed to meet me at the gym girl,” she replies, dismissing the crewman with a nod. Her gaze follows the lean, 20 something man through the door until it is shut behind him with a reverberating clunk and then turns back to her charge. “What happened, didn’t you get my messages?”

“Messages?” Absently she reaches for the phone and is greeted by a bevy of texts, all from the woman now seated beside her on the bed. Shaking her head with a frown she sighs, “I m-must have slept-t through them.”

“Ok Chloe, spill it,” Whisper nods with a smirk, responding in a firm, yet amused tone. “What did you have for breakfast?”

“I-I got a message f-from Ms. Kat, s-she said th-that she and Mr. Despy were g-g-going on an ice cream raid,” she retorts in a sunken, pitiful tone, her head bowed and eyes downturned. “I-I-I’m sorry, I r-really l-l-like hot fudge.”

The cackle of quick-fire laughter sprays the walls of the cabin and redoubles upon noticing the chocolate stains smeared around the girl’s lips and on the pillow. She shakes her head but is unable to wrangle the free ranging guffaws and elects to ride them out, sliding merrily into the unstained lounge chair beside the bed. After several moments the chuckles grow weary and are eventually herded into the verbal corral of her mouth. Wiping an errant tear she locks eyes with her young charge, the mirth still present in the corners of her dark brown sentries. Dabbing at her eyelids with the sleeve of a royal blue zip up windbreaker she shoves the final peals into the paddock.

“I should’ve guessed it was Kat,” she snickers softly. “She has a way of screwing up my plans.” Chloe opens her mouth, ostensibly to apologize but is shushed by the tip of an index finger to her mush and adds, “but it’s nothing that I can’t fix. Now, get your little butt out of bed,” she says firmly, tugging at her arm while rising from her seat, effectively pulling Chloe out of bed. “Get dressed and let’s go fix Willy Wonka’s woes.”

“B-But I f-feel l-l-like I swallowed a b-bowling ball!”

“Again, it’s nothing that I can’t fix,” she reiterates, swatting the teen on the rump, directing her to the backpack still in the desk chair. “Let’s go!”



“Where are we going?”

Chloe asks, her gaze rising to follow a labyrinthine staircase, winding upwards from the bowels of the briny barge where they now stand on the lowest passenger accessible deck into the cloudy heights of the crow’s nest.

“Here,” Whisper answers curtly. “You’re going to climb every case of these stairs all the way to the top and I’m going to climb them with you to make sure you don’t try to cheat.”

“B-But that’s impossible!” She exclaims. “N-Nobody can do that!”

“Nothing is impossible,” she fires back, cradling Chloe’s bowed chin and locking eyes. “Nothing is impossible to someone with an open mind.” With a gesture to the steel steps she continues, “That is how you will conquer these steps and that is how you can beat Jessie Salco. It doesn’t matter how fast or slow you are at first just as long as you don’t quit.”

Her legs, tight from exertion continue to pump, albeit at a slower pace than nine flights ago and her heart, low on fuel palpitates madly trying to keep up with the demands of the inferno raging within her lungs. All the while, with the needle precariously close to the dreaded ‘E’ she silently repeats the mantra of the morning ‘don’t give up’. Three more flights, just three more and she’ll be home. Whisper, keeping pace alongside the panting little engine regales Chloe with tales of her own wrestling career. Tales of triumph and tragedy but each with a common denominator; the opportunity to learn and grow from the experience.

“Old timers like Jessie Salco have grown accustomed to doing things being a certain way.” The woman’s voice carries on, unbothered by the burden on her lungs.  “They get stuck in their ways and when times begin to change, they insist on doing their own way or not at all. You might say they become stubborn. That, my young Padawan, is where you have the advantage; your mind is open for business, on the lookout for fresh ideas and new ways of doing things, like I will be showing you. Between that and never giving up, you will become successful in this sport, just keep stepping.”

Just one more step.

Finally reaching the top of the steel bobber she leans over, trembling hands planted firmly against quavering knees and gratefully submerging herself in a tide of oxygen which is quickly expended in respiring heaves leaving her desolate lungs clamoring for more. Stepping alongside her Whisper offers a congratulatory pat on the back.

“Way to go girl, you made it!” She cheers.  “That’s the spirit that will make you a winner!”

“H-H-How… how c-can you d-do it so easily?” the girl gasps, casting a wide-eyed glance at her no worse for wear training partner.

“Practice,” she answers with a feint hint of laughter. “Like you, I didn’t quit. I practiced every day until my heart and lungs could handle the load. Now,” she grins, playfully taking a swipe at the young one’s sweaty hair, “comes the fun part.”

“I-I’m n-n-not sure I want to know w-what that is,” Chloe mutters hoarsely. “S-So far what’s f-fun for you h-has been a d-d-death sentence for me.”

“We go back down!” she laughs. “It’s easy!”

“I th-think I would r-rather raise the T-Titanic.”

“Let’s go baby!” Whisper sings, swatting her pooped pupil on the behind. “Come on, Let’s go! Let’s go! Let’s go! Do it and I’ll buy you an ice cream cone, fat free of course.”

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Supercard Archives / Re: JESSIE SALCO v CHLOE BENTON
« on: July 02, 2022, 05:37:30 PM »
The city of angels, a place that, to many hovers between dreams and reality. A once near forgotten colonial outpost, the pueblo metamorphosed into an agrarian paradise owing to its sandy beaches, towering palm trees swaying in the gentle ocean breeze and hospitable climate before once again reinventing itself as the central hub for the burgeoning motion picture industry. While the palms and climate remained, they were forced to take a step back to the glamour and glitz of high-profile celebrities sashaying about the busy shopping districts of its Beverly Hills suburb and of course Tinsel Town itself, Hollywood. Visitors seemed to care less for the natural splendor and more for the gem studded fashionistas, expensive cars and homes which sprouted an entirely new industry, celebrity sightseeing. Tour busses roam Santa Monia Boulevard, one of the primary arteries to the city, their diesel fueled engines churning out noxious black clouds of exhaust. Street vendors line the sidewalks, their eagle-eyed gazes hunting for tourists, hawking maps of celebrity homes and chasing down anyone showing even the most remote interest.

A few short blocks north sits another vein of commerce, the even more famous Hollywood Boulevard where Chloe Benton strolls casually along the marble and gold walk of fame. Pausing every few steps for a glance at the gold stars emblazoned into the sidewalk bearing the name of movie stars, musicians, director and producers. Some display a list of achievements, others a simple camera or bullhorn and some bear a hand imprint in the cement. Recognizing the name of Aliens star Sigourney Weaver, she drops down for a closer look. Ignoring the assiduity of the street vendors trying to sell her various Knick knacks supposedly related to the stars represented by the walk of fame. Catching a glimpse of the stars’ handprint in the sidewalk she places her own inside of it, curiously comparing herself to the actress. She frowns, pulling it away, cradling the hand while resuming her trek.

“My hands are so tiny,” she mutters softly.

Continuing she crosses the notorious Vine Street ambling towards the Museum of illusions nestled into the corner of a tawny, non-descript concrete building resembling more a bank branch than a tourist attraction. The museum if flanked by the colorful signs of two offshoot attractions, looking to capture some of the spillage of the museum: Upside Down House and Giant’s house. Offering unique perspectives to the world the sites hold true to their names. Chloe passes them by, her eyes trained to her phone, specifically, the time.

“Oh fudge! I better hurry or I’m gonna miss the boat!”

Quickening her stride the ginger topped tourist blows past a number of hawks, squawking into her wake. Her simple black and white sneakers carrying her 100-pound frame nimbly over the rigid walkway, weaving in, out and between groups of tourists flocked together at a bus stop. The sun shines directly overhead, painting the honking cars, flat footed pedestrians and streets with afternoon rays.  Absently the trotting teenager adjusts the position of a silver and black Las Vegas Raiders ballcap and rambles on until spying a taxicab parked outside of a Starbucks Coffee shop. She breaks into a full run noticing a middle-aged man with a dark, sun-drenched complexion stepping to the vehicle. Just as he reaches for the door of the white Dodge Charger. She cries out, anxiously waving her hand to draw his attention. He regards the girl curiously through charcoal marbles as she approaches huffing,

“I-I need a r-ride please,”’ she wheezes. Reaching into the hip pocket of snug fitting blue jeans she pulls out a wallet and asks, “H-How much?”

“Where are you going?” he seems to demand in thickly accented, broken English leaving her to guess him as being from somewhere in the middle east.

“I-I’m g-g-going to the P-Port of L-Los Angeles,” she stammers breathily. “P-P-Pier 13.”

The thinly built man takes a sip of his drink, nodding softly, gesturing her into the back seat. With a grateful smile she dislodges the neon pink ‘My Little Pony’ backpack and tosses it into the vehicle, stepping in after it and slams the door shut. With the press of a red button the V6 engine roars to life voraciously feeding on the fuel supplied by a heavy foot and belching out plumes of caustic white smoke from the violently spinning tires. The four-wheeled barbarian obnoxiously careens into traffic, the honking protests of the plebian machinery drowned out by its bellicose battle cry.  Chloe, slammed back into the seat by the homicidal launch buckles up, snapping the over the shoulder harness across her simple white tee with a resounding click. She prefers not to watch the streets whizzing by and instead shoves her face into the appetizing glow of her cell phone. Activating the GPS service, she thumbs in the desired destination and is fed an estimated arrival time of just under fifteen minutes.

Two minutes and nineteen seconds later she is pulled from her reverie by the driver’s fragmented words,

“We are here,” he says, slapping the T-Bar console mounted shifter into park. He cranes his neck, turning around to face his disheveled client, “That will be one hundred thirty-seven dollars and twenty-four cents,” he mumbles.

“F-For a two-minute ride?” she stumbles over the words, her mind clearly not anticipating such an egregious sum. “I-I-Isn’t th-that a lot?”

“Don’t forget the tip.”

With a sigh of capitulation, she begins to rifle through her backpack for the appropriate sum. Her diminutive digits pulling out pieces of clothing, a makeup kit, hairbrush, perfume and finally a haggard nest of crumbled bills. She picks them out counting out loud as she goes,

“Twenty, Twenty-five, thirty, thirty-one, fifty-one… I-I-I’m sorry Mr. Taxi driver man, I-I’m a slow c-counter,” she offers weakly and returns to the bills. She manages to fish out an assortment of Twenties and tens, counting them until reaching the magical number, “One hundred thirty-seven dollars and twenty-four cents,” she says handing the money over.

“You forgot the tip,” he snipes.

“Oh, I’m sorry,” she offers, demurely returning to her pack. A frown arcs over her sunken eyes upon noticing that all she has left are a clutch of ones. Preoccupied with the contents of her bag she fails to notice the gleaming white cruise liner being untethered from the pier. She rummages further still but is unable to find any larger denominations. “I-I’m s-sorry Mr. Sir, a-all I have left is a bunch of ones.”

“I will take them all,” he snorts, snatching the Two hundred sixty-eight one-dollar bills from the girl’s outstretched hand. “Now you must leave.”

Her hands are a blur grabbing and stuffing the scattered contents back into the bag, an effort that consumes several minutes of precious time while a foghorn pierces the air. With the last item hastily shoved inside she struggles to zip the bag closed and only by holding it to the floor with her feet and by using both hands is she finally able to close it. Slinging it over her shoulder she thrusts open the black leather padded door ajar and steps out onto the hot asphalt. No sooner than she can close it does the car fishtail maniacally back into traffic.

“Th-Thank you Mr. Man, sir!” she offers to the Dodge disappearing in a voluminous cloud of tire smoke. She shakes her head, confused by the breakneck departure and turns towards an unexpectedly empty pier. “Oh no!”

Heart pounding, her small feet explode into a full sprint, charging down the burnished plank jetty, dodging and weaving around clusters of people snapping pictures with their cell phones and waving goodbye to loved ones lining the promenade. She extends her arms hoping to grab hold of the synthetic black dock tie only to see the triple knotted far end fall into the azure waters lining the coast. Released from the ship the line is ratcheted back in by a dock worker who regards her critically.

“Miss your boat?” he questions indifferently, his sunbaked face focused on the task at hand. “Sorry kid but it ain’t gonna be back for a couple weeks,” he mutters in a dry southern twang, spitting out a dark brown wad of tobacco. “Come back in two weeks, ask if they’ll honor your ticket.”

“I-Is there a-another w-way?” Chloe gasps, her burning lungs dry heaving for gulps of the humid early summer air. “M-Maybe a boat th-that can c-catch up to it? I-I-It’s r-really imp-portent to me. M-My asshole b-boss just re-reinstated me, b-but if I m-miss the boat h-he’ll indefinitely f-fire me again.”

The man, tall and lanky, brushes aside an errant start of dirty brown hair, his grey-green eyes shimmering in confusion under an arced brow. He studies the girl’s round face, her gaze sullen and downturned, biting on her lower lip and sweating profusely from the sprint down the quarter mile long pier. He shakes his head in empathy.

“I’m sorry,” he grumbles, reeling in the last few feet of the dock line. “We don’t have anything like that…” a pause breaks his flow with a thought sliding into home plate. “But you might be able to hitch a ride on one of the fishing boats down yonder on the north end of the marina. They come and go all the time.”

Thanking him profusely Chloe turns and begins her third sprint of the day, legs pumping madly, thighs burning, lungs ablaze and heart playing a boogie beat. Her jaw is agape, having abandoned the limited supply of air available to the nostrils in favor of a more cavernous mouth. Her pace begins to slow. Gradually succumbing to the demands of her weary legs but the mind overrides her petite body, insisting on ‘just a few more steps’ until she is unable to run any further and collapses in a withered heap. Lined up along the much smaller docks are numerous fishing boats parading their sea worthiness in front of her desperate eyes. She takes a few moments to catch her breath and regain some of her depleted strength before swinging. But she misses, the small, open excursion boat has already been booked to capacity the captain tells her flatly. Dejected but not deterred she swings again, a speedy looking white deck boat with seating for six plus amenities. It too has been chartered and unavailable. Unwilling to give up she swings once more.

This vessel, a 30-foot red and white lobster boat sporting a black keel appears available at first glance. Chloe trots up a weathered wooden boarding ramp, her gaze fixated on a pilot house affixed to the top of the cabin. An older man wearing a ratty olive drab coat stands behind the antiquated looking boat’s wheel with six wooden spokes wrapped on the ends in tattered grey duct tape protruding beyond the felloe. The sturdily built man busies himself with a can of malt liquor, adjusting the brim of his grey leather ballcap to accommodate the changing position of the sun.

He casts a casual glance through steel-grey eyes towards her and offers a curt nod. She waves back, stopping just short of the edge of the boat. Reaching up he runs a huge, rough hand along a few curly strands of dark brown hair and turns to face her. His expression belies his demeanor, a coriaceous scowl framed by thick, greying sideburns and a thin mustache. He leans against the chest high brim of the pilot house, his body swaying ever so slightly, despite the absence of waves.

“What can I do for ya Missy?” he asks gruffly and a moderate, Boston accent.

“I-I-I n-need a ride please? I-I m-m-missed the cruise ship a-and m-my boss is g-gonna fire me again if I-I miss my m-m-match against J-Jessie Salco,” she whimpers, intimidated by the man’s rugged presentation. She tries and fails to follow his eyes as they appear to be wavering with his body. Fearing the worst, her eyes are drawn downwards towards the plank with a jutted lower lip, pouting. “P-Pretty please Mr. Sir?”

Draining the remains of the silver can of Steel Reserve, he crushes it and tosses it over his beefy shoulder where it lands with a clang beside five yellow 30-gallon plastic DOT barrels nestled in a sliding rack on the right of the stern.

“I’ll tell ya what I’m gonna do little lady,” he belches, reaching down for another can which is popped open. Taking a long swig he continues, “I’ll get ya to yer big ole boat if ya agree to give me a hand with what I wanna do.”

“S-Sure!” she agrees, bobbing her head eagerly with voluminous ginger tresses jumping for joy. “A-Anything you want Mr. Sir!”

“For starters,” he growls, firing up the inboard V8 engine. “My name is Quaid. Now, get on board and pull in that ramp, then go the stern and untie that tether.”

Still trying to catch her breath Chloe grabs the six feet by two feet plank by the corners. Planting her sneakered feet against the rough, anti-slip strips lining the sides and pulls the heavy object, reinforced with additional cross pieces lining the underside. Leaning back she grunts mightily, the platform grudgingly giving way to the demands of her body until it is slid into a fitted section of the water logged deck and latched securely in place.

“I-I…”

“The next thing is to drink this,” he interrupts. tossing her a 24 ounce can of malt liquor which is caught between her chest and arms. “I ain’t about to go out to sea with a first mate that ain’t drunk. So, chug that bad boy and let’s set sail.”

“B-B-But I’m n-not old enough t-to drink,” she protests hesitantly. “I-I j-just turned 18 a few m-months ago.”

“Out on the open water nobody gives a shit,” he snaps. “Besides, that stuff will put hair on your chest. Now pop that top and get to drinkin’.”

Cracking the thin, aluminum tab open to pop the opening Chloe raises the heavy can to her lips and takes a curious sip. Swishing the cold brew between her cheeks she notes a somewhat sweet blend of barley and corn before swallowing. The drink flows smoothly down her parched throat, grateful for the relief following an afternoon of running.

“That beer ain’t gonna drink itself,” Quaid cackles. “Turn that thing upside down so we can get goin’.”

She does as instructed, tilting her head back and allows the lager to rush down her open throat. She notices her head feeling lighter and skin growing flushed with each subsequent gulp until reaching the frothy bottom of the can.

“Now just toss it aside so we can get to work.”

The can hits the deck with a hollow clang against the hard wood and the boat is finally put into motion. The vessel lunges forward through the water thrusting Chloe from a seated position to prone. Bracing herself against the heavy, torn and faded gray leather pontoon seat which has been bolted down onto the flooring. Reaching up she grabs hold of a leather restraint draped over the seat and uses the strap to pull herself upright.

Then it hits her. Twenty-four ounces of 9.5% alcohol consumed in less than a minute has quickly been absorbed into the bloodstream and has worked its way through. The small young woman’s 100 lbs. body proves no match for the sugar fermented intoxicant, and she is forced to brace herself against the seat while the world spins around her.

“Wh-What is it th-that you n-need me t-to do?” she asks, shaking her head vigorously trying to depart the free spinning merry go round.

“There’s a shark swimming in these waters,” he replies hoarsely, the man’s voice struggling to be heard over the thundering engine. “A big un, and I aim ta catch it.” Turning around he notes her attempts to regain her equilibrium and grins, chuckling. With beefy index finger her directs her attention towards the row of barrels. “In front of the barrels is a five-gallon bucket with a lid filled with chum. I want you to take that lid off and shovel some into the water.”

“Wh-What’s it do?”

“It’s fish bait,” he says. “It’ll attract all the big fish in the water to it. That stuff’s like candy to ‘em, they can’t resist it.”

Popping the orange plastic lid Chloe is immediately repulsed by the foul odor and turns away from it, grimacing. The bucket is laden with bit and pieces of fish; meat, bone, internal organs and lots of blood. Shoving an aluminum single piece ice scoop into the putrid concoction she quickly tosses it overboard with a hurried flick of the wrist. The chum lands with a splash, some of the pieces sinking, with the bloated organs managing to stay afloat, enveloped by a crimson coated marker bobbing with the gentle waves of the slowly escalating current.

“Th-This stuff smells l-like my stepmother’s perfume.”

“Sounds like your stepmother and my ex-wife have something in common,” Quaid observes dryly. “Go ahead and drop one more marker,” he commands. “Then put that blasted lid back on. We’ll slow down ‘n see if we get anything.”

Slowly the afternoon sun continues its trek across the boundless breadth of the uncluttered sky. The ocean water laps lazily against the sides of the trawler. Quaid leans against the steel railing of the pilot house, his steely gaze trained on the horizon, staring into the aqueous abyss. The seagulls have departed in favor of the shoreline leaving him alone to his thoughts. Draining another can of Steel Reserve, he tosses the crumbled container over his shoulder and onto the deck. It lands mere inches from Chloe, seated on the deck staring absently into the darkening waters. Her gaze wavers with her head, a product of a third can of malt liquor. She contentiously shakes her cranium in another effort to depart the ceaseless merry-go-round to no avail. The ride proves as stubborn as a proverbial mule eventually leading her to rest it against the faded white paint of the side railing, spinning ever faster in a vortex of torpor.

Looking up over the railing she sees nothing of interest, only a maroon trail of cruor. Stifling a yawn, she glances up towards the pilot house where Quaid stares ahead muttering under his breath. With a sigh she turns her attention back to the water and frowns. For more than six hours she had been chucking the bait into the water with nothing more than a pair of seagulls to show for it. The seagulls have long since departed without so much as a squawk.

“M-Mr. Shark, sir? I-I-I know you c-can hear me. I-I’ve been t-t-trying to f-feed you for six hours n-now b-b-but you won’t eat, w-why? D-Do you like another k-kind of food, l-like cupcakes, or ice cream maybe? P-P-Please come out Mr. S-Shark. I w-want to be friends. Please?”

The water in the boat’s wake churns as a massive, pointed snout emerges from the surface. The shark stares at Chloe through lifeless black lenses, its massive dull grey head watching her curiously. A towering four-foot dorsal fin trails some ten feet behind it with a thinner, but equally rangy caudal fin following another ten feet back. She gasps in amazement, estimating the inquisitive Carcharodon carcharias at close to 25 feet in length.

“W-Wow,” she grins in admiration, “Y-You’re a big one. B-But are you a boy shark or a g-girl shark? I-I’m sorry if I-I mislabeled you. I-I want to use th-the correct pronouns.”

The shark inches forward to mere inches from the stern with its two feet wide jaws agape displaying rows of serrated, triangular teeth up to two inches in length. It closes its jaws at the sight of the diminutive hand reaching out towards it and angles its nose up slightly allowing her to pet it. She runs her hand along the rough skin feeling the edginess of the V-shaped dermal denticles lining the behemoth’s entire body. The shark flicks its tail from side to side, seemingly happy with the girl’s gesture of friendship and playfully bobs its head asking for more attention. Her eyes widen as her mind fishes up an idea nearly as substantial as her new friend. Removing the affable pink backpack, she begins to fumble about for some unknown object.

“D-Do you want t-to play?”

Quaid steps carefully across the pilot house, his badly scuffed work boots surrounded by crushed empty cans. Absently he kicks them aside, reaching for a sturdy looking nine-foot fishing rod tucked into the front right corner secured by a simple latch. He releases the latch with a metallic click, lifting the black and white fiberglass and graphite rod by the black foam spiral fore grip for a closer inspection. He runs his fingers along the extra-large reel seat, loaded with 200 pounds test line dabs at the lower roller guide with the tip of his index finger. Reaching for another can of malt liquor from a red and white ice chest bungee corded by the plastic handles to a pair of fastening hooks on the deck, he cracks the can open with a winded sigh.

“Don’t look like we’re gonna get to break you in today,” he mutters. “Thousand bucks for you, but not a blasted fish in sight. Been dropping chum markers for several hours now but it don’t look like it’s gonna be our day. Ah well,” cracking a toothy grin he cackles, “At least we got each other.”

Turning his gaze from the rod and back to the open sea his mind begins to wander, swimming away from the ebbs and flows of the present towards the wilder waves of yesteryear. He smiles reliving old adventures, from bagging a 2100-pound Great White after a seven-hour battle to harpooning an errant bull shark having swam its way from the Gulf of Mexico into the fresh waters of the Louisiana Bayou, and to nearly being eaten by a rogue tiger shark. Running the tip of his middle finger along a faded scar stretching from the left earlobe to the lower jaw he revisits an ill-advised slap fight against a Thresher shark. Several decades, hundreds of battles. Some won, some lost, but all memorable to the grizzled veteran of the sea. Taking in another swig he sets the rod down to his right leaning it against the barrier of the pilot house and cuts loose another elongated sigh.

“Show me the way to go home…
I’m tired and I want to go to bed…
I had a little drink about an hour ago…
And it’s gone right to my head.
Wherever I may roam…
By land or sea or home…
You can always hear me singing this song…
Show me the way to…

“Good boy Bruce!”

Caught by the unexpected high-pitched cry he spins on his heels shouting,

“Why do I always have to be interrupted when I… get… to... that… part...?”

His reddened eyes bulge in disbelief at the sight playing out mere feet in front of him. Chloe, all 5’1” 100 pounds of her playing fetch with the largest shark he has ever laid eyes on. His voice trips over distrust of his bugged-out orbs, watching Chloe hurl a football into the water and the gigantic elasmobranch fish retrieve and bring it back, placing it into her hands. He shakes his head, certain that the alcohol in his system has somehow altered his perception. He shakes it a second time, looking on dumbfounded as his passenger reaches over the edge of the stern to pet the beast on its pointed snout.

“Holy Jesus H. Christ,” he mumbles in a slurred Boston twang. “Almost 40 years of chasing after these bastards I ain’t never seen anything like this.”

Grabbing the rod, he steps to and slides down the short, aluminum ladder from the pilot house landing on the lower surface. Hurriedly he plops down into the fishing chair and begins to strap himself in, setting the rod into a cylindrical brass holder bolted to the deck. Reaching down to his left he snatches up an old, half rusted harpoon gun from beside the chair and tosses and end of rope to Chloe barking,

“Hurry up and tie that rope to the first barrel, we got us a shark to kill!”

“W-What? Noooo!” she cries, positioning herself in front of Bruce, obscuring Quaid’s view. “Mr. B-Bruce is m-my friend!” she laments. “I w-won’t l-l-let you h-hurt him!” Reaching over the edge she wraps her arms protectively around Bruce’s oversized head. “H-He’s my friend!”

“Hey ya little shit,” he snaps angrily. “I told you the conditions of this ride to your boat, help me catch and kill a shark. Now if ya ain’t gonna do it then jump your whiney ass overboard ya little brat!”

“No!” she screeches defiantly. “I-I won’t l-let anyb-body hurt my friend Mr. Brucie!”

“Fine,” he relents, unfastening the thick leather harness. “I’ll do it meself!” Reaching out he grabs Chloe by the arm and flings her across the deck where she lands with a thud against the side of the cabin, crumbling in a lifeless heap. “Now stay the hell out of my…?”

The shark has vanished, diving into the depths but Quaid remains undeterred. He pops the lid off the five-gallon chum bucket and turns it upside down, emptying its corporeal contents into the water. Quickly, he grabs a heavy slab of bluefish and affixes it to the end of the rod. He takes the rob into both hands, planting the rubber soles of his boost against the non-slip lining of the deck and heaves, casting the bait into the water. Setting the rod back down into its holder he attaches the rope from his harpoon gun to the first barrel as he had previously instructed his unconscious guest to do before strapping himself back in.

“Come at me ya big porker,” Quaid shouts bringing the harpoon gun to his shoulder, spying a fin off in the distance but closing in fast. “Just another hundred yards you scaly bastard and you’re all mine.” His lips quiver in anticipation, his eyes focused as a beam on the fin seeming to rise as the beast draw closer and closer. He places an agitated index finger on the cold, serrated trigger and draws a breath. “That’s it you…’

Bruce dives, removing himself from the line of fire. Slamming his fist in frustration against the arm of the fishing chair the man frantically loosens the harness and bolts to his feet. Approaching the end of the boat he peers into the water below, his crazed eyes rigorously scanning the royal blue surface for a sign of his quarry. Not satisfied he approaches the starboard side, again scrutinizing the tears of the Earth to no avail.

“Where are you ya overgrown bastard…?”

His question is quickly answered by a monumental thud against the port side sending the vessel careening onto its right and knocking Quaid from his feet. Desperately he reaches out grabbing of the iron footrest of the chair. He clings to it, gripping the metal piece with both hands as the barge is struck again, this time from the right side. Although the fisherman manages to hold on, the still unconscious Chloe is jettisoned into the salty pool along with the barrels, his fishing pole and harpoon gun. Panting frenetically, he scrambles back into the chair and works feverishly to strap himself back in, hoping to ride out the thunderous impacts.

Chloe lies face down in the water, but the warm, alkaline water flooding into her mouth and nostrils brings her to. She coughs madly, trying to clear her orifices and starts gently kicking her feet allowing her body to tread water, but the choppiness of the situation threatens to overwhelm the girl at any moment. Looking out she sees the boat listing heavily to its right side with Quaid, strapped into the chair scrambling to find something he can use against his toothy nemesis. One of the barrels is nudged up alongside her and she gratefully clamps her hands onto a pair of side handles. Looking down she recognizes her friend’s gigantic form swimming away from her towards the boat, determined to fight the man. She cries out, spitting a concerned cocktail of words and water,

“Mr. Bruce, nooo! H-He w-wants to hurt you!” Her distress falls on deaf ears however as he dives deeper. “Please, don’t let him hurt you? Run, Mr. Bruce, run!”

Digging through a pile of splintered rubble Quaid finds a large hunting knife which he places between his teeth. Looking up he notices the pilot house relatively unharmed and, making a quick survey of the area, detecting no signs of his enemy he decides to unfasten the harness once more. No sooner than the clamp is released the schooner is rammed again from the port side. Feeling his body threatening to tumble overboard the muscles in his legs tense up and he springs to onto the ladder leading the con. His hands flailing perilously, he barely scrapes by, clamping them onto the second rung from the bottom which he now uses to himself upward and out of harm’s way. Another blow is struck from starboard which sends him slamming into the banister. The knife still clenched between his teeth he takes hold of the wheel, using it to pull himself to a vertical position and anxiously fumbles over the ignition key to the right, but it only sputters, the inboard engine compromised by the violent assault. Angrily he slams the tip of the sharp blade into the wooden control panel.

“Son of a bitch!”

Bobbing in the water with her hands clutching the handles of the bright yellow barrel Chloe looks on helplessly as her friend engages the mad man, slamming full force into the crumbling craft yet again. The vessel sheds portions of its wooden hull sending splinters flying. Taking the knife into his hands Quaid braces against the lopsided boat, his eyes wide and psychotic. He snags a muddled red fishing spear with his free hand while Chloe pleads with him not to hurt her three-ton friend. He responds angrily, hurling a can of unopened beer towards her but she ducks behind the barrel, and rescues it from plummeting to the bottom. A piece of wood debris is chucked in her direction accompanied by a choice expletive,

“Shut the hell up ya snot nosed little brat!”

Bruce does not appear to take kindly to the verbal assault on the girl and leaps from the water onto the rear deck of the heavily listing boat. The sheer weight of the shark crushes the rear banister, sending more pieces of waterlogged timber flying. The boat begins to succumb to the new belligerent ballast, it’s rear deck almost fully submerged. Desperately Quaid thrusts the fishing spear at the beast, hoping to hit one of its obsidian orbs. He misses as Bruce violently thrashes his tail, pummeling the sides of the boats and rocking it aggressively. Chloe watches the scene unfold behind tear-drenched lenses, crying out and hurling various pieces of rubble in support of her friend. Another heavy thud of Bruce’s tail accompanied by a thunderous blow by his head effectively tears the stern from the vessel. It sinks silently into the depths with the former fishing boat ‘s bow lunging upwards causing the gruff old man to lose his grip and slide helplessly down what remains of the deck towards the shark’s gnashing teeth hysterically kicking his legs. Chloe screams in fear, her high-pitched shriek cracking through the thick, humid air,

“Nooo! P-P-Please, d-d-don’t kick poor Mr. Bruce! Y-You mean man!”

He tries to stab at the shark’s head with the knife, having lost the fishing spear but a single crunch of its expansive jaws clamping down puts a quick end to his struggles by severing his torso. A final, blood choked gurgle is heard as the legs are discarded in favor of the upper body, which is quietly dragged under the frothy waves. Scanning the scene intently for signs of her friend Chloe begins to weep openly, fearing the worst. She bows her head ready to mourn her loss until a splash nearby draw her attention. Looking up she recognizes Bruce’s formidable frame swimming towards her immediately lifting her spirits. In his jaws is Quaid’s bloodied head which he gently places into her hands. Clutching the head by a clump of hair she thrusts her arms around her friend offering a warm hug.

“You won!” She chokes, fighting back another downpour. “Y-You won! I-I’m so happy!”

Bruce accepts the congratulatory hug, remaining still for several moments until Chloe finally pulls herself away looking at him from behind a beaming façade. Lifting the head, she studies it for a moment and turns back to the shark who appears to be smiling at her.

“D-Do you want t-to play some m-more Mr. Bruce?”

Chucking the head into distance the massive Great White happily chases after and brings it back to her. She giggles, tossing it again and the pair plays until the translucent blue tint of the afternoon sky is threatened by the shadowy approach of dusk. The sun recedes towards the western horizon, doggedly hunted by the tenacious old moon. Exhausted, Chloe slumps onto her friend’s back her body finally succumbing to the excitement of the day with Bruce dutifully staying on the surface allowing her to sleep.


Christian Underwood, the co-owner of SCW gently hoists his soundly sleeping charge over his shoulder after she is brought aboard the 857-foot-long luxury cruise liner by members of the crew. The behemoth 77,000-ton monster dwarfs the ratty old fishing boat chugging alongside it, uploading Chloe’s belongings including a red and white cooler which he announces with a cackle,

“When she comes to, tell her the last round is on me, and make sure ta tell she’s welcome to hitch a ride on my boat any time she likes.”

Christian nods curtly, uncertain what to make of the fisherman’s haggard appearance. Carefully he loops the straps of her backpack over his vascular forearm, a layer of sunscreen offers gleaming protection against the early evening rays. He grips the ice chest by the handle and turns to walk Chloe to her assigned cabin but cranes his neck for one final glance at the boat as it starts to chug away. His hazel eyes pan down to the foamy white wake left astern and locks onto an abnormally large silhouette trailing it. A large dorsal fin quietly breaks the surface indicating the presence of a shark, a very big one. Staring through incredulous eyes at the creature for several moments he eventually pulls his attention away from the sight and back onto the task at hand muttering under his breath,

“That’s one big fucking shark.”

He is met by his husband of many years, Scott Schreiner at the top of the stairs who takes the bag and chest off his hands. For a moment he stares at Christian from behind a pair of black Arnette Swinger shades, pausing to thoughtfully stroke his white goatee. With Chloe draped over his shoulder he turns to Scott, studying the tanned, shirtless massively pumped 270-pound physique. The big man, clad only in a pair of black, spandex shorts and flip flops pulls his gaze down onto the varnished wooden deck, his unspoken worries bubbling to the surface as a clouded frown.

“Hey, you’re not mad at the poor kid again, are you?” He asks softly. “For missing the boat?”

“Nah,” Christian shakes his head resuming his trek with Scotty in tow. “Truth be told I’m kind of impressed that she was able to make it at all, shows she has at least some sense of professionalism. Come on, let’s get her to her cabin. Kat and Whisper will be delighted to see her.”

“I’mmm happy to shee you too Mishter Christian,” Chloe mumbles drunkenly, lifting her head slightly, her words slurred and completely out of sync with her thoughts, owing to the liquid courage coursing through her veins. “I can’t waiittt to beat up Jeshie Shalco.”

Her head drops again, thudding faintly against Christian’s sky-blue button down with folded sleeves as he carries through the narrow, barely three-foot-wide hallway, and loud snoring reverberating off the walls, following them closely.






















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Climax Control Archives / The lollipop kid Pt 1
« on: June 03, 2022, 08:10:02 PM »
Chloe rubs her tired eyes as they study the brightly lit computer monitor mere inches in front of her short, bulbous nose. Intently she scans a web page dedicated to wrestling gossip containing a serious of hyperlinks stacked vertically. She scrolls pass them, her mind discarding them quickly based off the header one after another until spying the magic acronym of SCW. Yawning under her breath she clicks the link and the screen blinks briefly before bringing up the requested content. The headline assaults her weary eyes with a huge, bright yellow font on a dark background. Blinking in response Chloe reaches to the side of her bed to grab a plush doll resembling Toy Story’s lead character Woody sporting the familiar cowboy hat, gun belt and sheriff’s badge and holds it to her chest. She starts to browse but abruptly stops, reaching out again to grab a Tootsie pop from the edge of the cluttered desk. Unwrapping the sweet treat she slides it into her mouth, her taste buds appreciative of the chocolatey flavor, and resumes reading.

CHRISTIAN UNDERWOOD ON THE WARPATH!

The sensationalistic headline blasts her face with its neon yellow font prompting her to scroll it up and out of view and allowing her vision to return. With another deep chested yawn, she resumes reading the dirt sheet which goes on to tell the grim tale of wrestler’s ‘fired’ by the co-owner of SCW and providing a list of names, none of which rings a bell, leaving her to assume they belong to enhancement talent. It proceeds to spin the yarn of a wrestler ‘indefinitely’ suspended, finally adding a name to the list she recognizes, her own. The hit piece goes on to tell unsubstantiated stories of wrestlers and other backstage personnel falling afoul of the dictatorial boss. Although the article offers very little in the way of verifiable proof it nonetheless strikes a chord within her. Stifling another, stronger yawn she leans back in the frayed, black leather executive chair which offers a light squeak in protest ruminating over her own situation.

She had been suspended for defending herself online, responding to a perceived insult in kind, albeit with a few more colorful metaphors added for good measure. She was the one injured by his careless booking. She had spent the night in the hospital in Greece for observation and it was her who suffered a seizure, even after being checked out by a medical professional. So why the suspension, why call her a dumbass publicly? Not a hint of compassion and not a shred of remorse. Feeling her eyelids growing heavier Chloe reaches out to pull down the monitor of the black, Acer laptop, shutting it off and pushes away from the desk with her mind offering a few more choice terms for her boss as she slides into bed with her doll clutched tightly, turning the lamp off and enveloping the room in darkness.

Dictator…

Tyrant…

Overlord…

Despot…

Asshole…

Dickhead…

Frothy faced, dimple dicked, sewer sniffing, cock craving, puss peddling, tick turd tasting, frog fucking, naked mole rat…

“I bet you would stand up to him, wouldn’t you Woody?”

A smatter of thinned out clouds waft lazily across a weary grey sky as the sun prepares the tuck itself in for the evening. Down below athwart the broad desert landscape a small cloud of dust trails a lone traveler bounds along a trail winding through an expansive cluster of sage brush, rocks and assorted sticks and cacti. The dust trail slowly settles with the rider coming to a stop. Wiping the remaining vestiges of the afternoon heat from her brow, Chloe Benton draws a deep breath of dried air. Her long chestnut tresses cascade down and past her sinewy shoulders, tapering off at the small of her back while her bright chestnut orbs survey the scene from beneath the brim of a black cowboy hat. Far and wide the landscape is deserted save for a small owl floating overhead ready to begin the evening hunt. Briefly her eyes follow the bird as it glides ahead and treats her to a glimpse of a settlement in the distance. Bringing her hand up to shield her gaze from the yawning sun she studies the flicker of light at the edge of her purview.

“Hmm…” she wonders aloud while her mind attempts to wrangle the distance. “About a 30-minute ride”. Reaching down she takes the thin plastic reigns into her small hands and resumes her trek, “Yeagh!” and bounds off, her orange-colored inflated rubber bouncy horse hopping along the heat hardened clay soil. “Let’s go Mango!” She cries, bounding off into the setting sun.

The sign protrudes from the ground, a dilapidated collection of weather-beaten wood planks and faded white paint held together by rusted nails, glue and sporting a small assortment of bullet holes. Writing on the piece reads ‘Welcome to SCW, population Mr. Christian. With a somewhat ominous tag underlying – ‘Guns MANDATORY! The post to which it is lazily affixed bears numerous scratch marks up and down its three-foot spine. Chloe slows to a upon arrival to the most notorious town in the wild west, her eyes on alert while attentively scanning the whistle-stop consisting of a single street flanked on each side by a row of plank-built structures. Most are in as dilapidated a condition as the sign posted at the city limits; faded paint, weather-beaten façades and creaky porches stationed beneath wind battered awnings. The dusty main street is bare save for a pair of meandering drunks who amble across the way towards the three-story ‘Big Dick’s’ hotel on the left side, sandwiched between a run-down bank no bigger than a waiting room and ‘Grubby Paul’s’ general goods store. Slightly further ahead on the right a slow-moving old man plods towards the edge of the porch to the town’s only bar, the Hoss Shaft saloon, his bare feet sliding against the venerable wood planks to light the lanterns intended to guide weary travelers towards the establishment. She resumes her trek towards the saloon, guiding her bouncy horse at a slow, deliberate hop. Closing in on her destination she can readily tell that the bar is packed with rowdy patrons, hooting and hollering with gleeful abandon. Piano music adds to the lively chatter inside to paint a mosaic of drunken misbehavior as she comes to a stop at the hitching post beside the porch. Parking her bouncy horse next to a Pinto with several rifles protruding from the sack draped over its sturdy back and an Arabian stallion draped in Kevlar lapping up water from the trough in front of them. Affixing the reigns to the post, Chloe offers a gentle pat to her unarmed… horse whispering,

“Be good Mango”, before stepping onto the rickety porch as ‘Mango’ rolls over onto its side.

Pushing against the thick, ornately carved batwing doors Chloe enters the saloon, her tanned leather boots with gleaming metal spurs stop with a thud, and she pauses to quietly survey the scene, planting her dainty hands on an identical pair of custom pink revolvers secured to her waist by a matching pink gun belt. The bar is stationed against the opposing wall, lined with wooden stools, a huge wood framed mirror provides a backdrop to the white-haired bartender, armed with twin six shooters holstered to his side. The silver haired senior is doing his best to keep up with the demand of several rowdy patrons who slap the bar top with grubby mitts clamoring for attention. They too are armed with glistening chrome revolvers strapped on the sides of their thick leather belts. Despite his years, the blue-eyed man with leathery skin hustles to and from, pouring shots of whiskey, giving directions and even managing to engage in chit chat. To the left a pair of round tables are occupied by four burly looking men per, their rumpled dirty clothes and scraggly appearances suggesting a change in priorities may be in order. The men, also armed, one with a twelve-gauge strapped to his back, chug beer and trade insults, slapping their cards on the table. To the right, a well-polished pianola chimes out the tune of one of the most popular songs of the time, ‘The Entertainer’. To the device’s right another round table is occupied by a pair of women. Both are young and tall. One sports a dazzling red mane crashing onto bare shoulders and spilling down the woman’s back providing partial camouflage for the bandolier draped over her shoulder – spare ammunition for the black nickel plated .44 revolver at her side. Her partner looks slightly younger, boasting jet black strands of lustrous hair cascading down the back of a matching silk dress. Her lavish red lips widen into a broad smile upon looking up and recognizing Chloe, excitedly gesturing for her to join them.

Chloe glides through the rambunctious crowd, weaving through a pair of drunkards engaged in a play fight, and past another pair arm wrestling on the creaky, dusty floor until being greeted with open arms by both women who offer up a warm embrace.

“Auntie Ms. Amber and Auntie Ms. Kat!” Burying her head in their arms she reciprocates the welcoming gesture. “I-I’m sorry I’m l-l-late. Mango g-got tired and n-needed to rest”.

“Tired?” Kat frowns in puzzlement, her alabaster complexion clashing with the subdued lighting. Setting her Colt .45 on the table she continues. “But Mango’s a…

“Never mind that”, her bronzed counterpart interrupts signaling the others to take their seat. “Let’s just enjoy the moment, our girl is here!” Pursing her lips, Amber cuts a sharp whistle, alerting the bartender. The frail, elderly man nods slowly, and finishes loading his gun as she turns her attention back to Chloe who is beaming from ear to ear. “So, what have you been doing in your free time?” she asks.

“N-not much really”, she replies, her gaze is downturned as she unwraps a Tootsie Pop. “P-p-practicing m-mostly a-and being b-bored”, a forced chuckle is followed by an elongated sigh. “It k-kinda sucks r-really”. Turning her attention back to the pair her tone picks up, “B-but what about you?” She asks. “H-how was G-Greece?”

“Greece was fine”, Kat answers after taking a swig of beer from the heavy mug in front of her. “We both got something out of it, especially Amber”.

“L-like what?” She asks, re-directing her curious gaze onto Amber. “What d-d-did you g-get?”

“Well…” she begins with a playful smirk. “I won Queen for a day.”

“Really?” The younger girl cries excitedly, clapping her hands and thrusting her arms around her. “Th-that’s great! W-what d-d-do you g-get for it?”

“It means…” she pipes up proudly, “that I am exempt from Mr. Christian’s Termination Tournament this year”.

“I also earned an exemption”, Kat adds with a grin of her own. “Neither one of us will have to fight for our jobs this year”.

Before Chloe can reply, the bat wing doors are flung open once more, making way for the arrival of SCW Owner, Mayor, Resident deity and self-appointed executioner, Mr. Christian. Decked out in a flowing, yellow flower print dress with an ankle length hem, matching heels and daisy print holsters which harbor a pair of painstakingly polished Colt Pythons in .357 magnum. A lustrous lemon summer hat sporting sunflower decoration completes the ensemble.  The rowdy room promptly falls to silence as he steps over the threshold struggling to heave a huge, 120-pound Persian cat with a custom crafted satin gun belt strapped around its ample abdomen. A collective gaze of nervousness is firmly trained onto his steely grey eyes and scowling demeanor. Paying the gawkers no mind he resumes his impromptu parade towards the bar, while his four, scruffy looking, shotgun toting henchmen take up station in each corner of the room. Commandeering a stool, pushing an inebriated patron to the floor Christian takes a seat setting the paunchy Persian, affectionately nicknamed ‘kitty kitty bang bang’ down at his feet where she flops onto her side with a muted thud. Catching his breath he gestures with his index finger, summoning the barman, who ducks behind the bar, emerging a moment later with a handheld chalkboard which is then set up on the bar top. Grabbing a beer mug the man taps the side with a metal spoon, the hollow clanging alerting the uneasy crowd to an incoming announcement…

“Ladies and gentlemen of SCW, it is my honor to announce that at dawn tomorrow the annual SCW tournament of termination will officially begin! If anyone wants to volunteer to fight for their jobs, raise your hand and state your name”.

Apart from a handful of uneasy gulps only silence impregnates the tense blanket of apprehension with the assemblage locking bemused glares with one another, careful to avoid the tense gaze of their employer. A knowing smirk cracks the man’s hardened features as he studies the absent reaction of his patronage. Reaching down to scratch behind the ears of the corpulent cat and pushing aside a bird’s nest meticulously assembled, likely over a period of several days on the back of the lazy behemoth, and offers a few more moments despite his own suspicions.

“No volunteers huh?” he muses, unsnapping his holster. “I wish I could say I was disappointed, but in my case…” a chuckle slithers through pursed lips. “You get what you pay for… a bunch of chicken shit weasels without a single pair of balls between them. I guess I’ll just have to name the participants myself again”.

Studying the frightened expressions of the crowd, Chloe looks on in perplexity. Each man and woman are qualified, trained professionals with many victories, so why back down from a challenge? A single match, no different from the dozens and hundreds of others, save for the opponent… a man in a dress with the biggest, laziest cat she’d ever seen.

‘Damn that fucker’s fat’.

She blinks, her mind unable to process the bird’s nest on the back of a beast which would usually be considered a natural enemy, not to mention the other unusual events unfolding before her chocolate frosted orbs. An entire town petrified of a man wearing a dress and makeup. Reaching over she taps Kat on the arm and leans forward whispering,

“I- don’t g-get it Ms. Auntie Kat, w-why is everyone afraid of M-Mr. C-Christian? L-l-look at him! H-he makes Naomi Watts l-l-look like J-John Wayne”.

“Shhh!” Kat admonishes her, gripping her hand tightly. “Don’t let him hear you, he might suspend you indefinitely!”

“What’s that?” she questions innocently.

“He suspended someone indefinitely at last year’s tournament”, Amber replies in a hushed tone. “You don’t want that sweetie, trust us”.

“Put a hole the size of a silver dollar right through his head”, Kat adds solemnly. “He’s the fastest gun in the world”.

Retreating to her thoughts Chloe quietly considers their words. While she remains uncertain exactly what an indefinite suspension is she nevertheless places high value on the words of her Aunties. Still, his physical presence does not exactly strike fear into her heart, unlike everyone else. It’s probably a typical over reaction of parental figures. While she considers their words further, Kat and Amber slowly loosen their grip on the youngster’s arm which is unexpectedly and abruptly shot into the air.

“I – I wanna p-play!” She announces with an incandescent smile.

Directing his attention onto Chloe Christian flashes a toothy grin at the youngster. Kat and Amber quickly reach for the girl, pulling her back down into her chair, but not before he asks,

“And who might you be little girl?”

She tries to respond but is prevented from doing so by a pair of hands clamped tightly over her mouth.

“My apologies Mr. Christian”, Kat offers. “This is our niece Chloe, she thinks it’s a game, like marbles”.

“Mmh mphf mmhmmph!”

Her words are unintelligible under Kat’s hands. She tries to stand but Amber holds her in place Locking eyes with the boss, Chloe’s flame headed guardian nods in agreement bringing a subtle frown to the man’s face.

“That’s a shame,” he says. “I was hoping to have our first volunteer in six years”.  Fastening his holster he sighs, “No biggie I guess, I’ll just started adding names, starting with Belinda Simone. Oh, and by the way, I want Chloe to be present for every fight in this tournament.” He growls. “It’s about time she learns how we do things around here”.

Curious heads bob up and down in search of the first named victim though she is nowhere to be found among the crowd of ruffians. Upon conducting his own scan of the room Christian comes to the same conclusion and gestures one of his men to his side.

“Assemble the boys”, he commands. “I want Simone found and brought back here by sunup. Since she declined to grace us with her presence, perhaps she won’t mind being the first fight of the day?”

The man nods curtly, leaving his post to attend the matter at hand, cocking his lever action rifle before heading outside. Chloe looks on, her gaze a muddled quagmire of puzzlement. Blinking, she taps Kat’s hand securely clamped over her mouth, drawing her auntie’s attention and directing it with a subtle nod and some opaque mumbling to the Tootsie pop on the scratched surface of the tabletop. With a smile, Kat grabs the sucker and spreads her fingers just enough to allow the hard candy shell to slide through into her mouth.

“I’m sorry we have to do this sweety”, she says softly gently patting her on the head with her free hand. “But we don’t want you to get in trouble here. Not here, not now”.

“Christian is the fastest gun alive”, Amber offers uneasily. “He’ll fire you without a thought”. Her warning however fails to draw the desired reaction. Rather than the expected dread her warning is instead answered with muted mutterings prompting her and Kat to exchange matching flustered grimaces. “Chloe, behave, this is very serious!”

“Maybe we should get her to bed,” Kat suggests. “She’s had a long ride and is probably tired.”

Amber nods in agreement as the pair rise, taking hold of their young charge, Kat’s hand still clamped over her maundering chops and the pair begins to make their way towards the door. Chloe’s half-hearted struggles prove pointless in dealing with the bigger, stronger women who maintain a firm grasp of the lass who eventually acquiesces to their physical demands and resigns to her fate, clamping her jaws around the lollipop. Christian looks on with a smirk, his right hand scratching the portly Persian behind the ears as the young girl starts to murmur on the way out…

“Mmmahnhoo…”

“Mango will be fine”, Amber says in reassurance. “I promise”.

“Listen up shitheads,” Christian barks, the girl’s pleas not lost on his acute ears. “Nobody touches the little brat’s bouncy horse… she’s gonna need it when she sees me fight in the morning and wants to hightail it out of town.”

The girl’s murmuring and mumbling grows more urgent, but her struggling utterances are lost to the wind, disappearing into the night leaving only the slightest hint of… laughter? Though he blinks in bewilderment, Christian quickly casts the thought aside in favor of filling the bracket.


The sun yawns and stretches on the windless morning behind a broken cloud screen offering intermittent rays of light over the town of SCW. To the east, at the end of the road a large Victorian manor bathes in the available light. Three stories in height the charcoal manor with purple appointments boasts numerous rooms with a second-floor walkway facing the main street of the town. Armed guards patrol the walkway, their long guns cocked and ready as they scan for any signs of disturbance. The west end of the well-kept home boasts an obelisk where another guard takes station. At ground level the main door swings open as Mr. Christian, flanked by two more guards, he steps over the threshold onto the balcony. Strapping his gun belt around his waist the man gently adjusts the hem of a lavender chiffon dress and glances up into the sky, taking note of the sun struggling to deliver its tithing to the town. Shrugging, he walks over the balcony, his matching heels clacking against the varnished wood finish and steps onto the street followed by a snappily dressed butler, a balding man perhaps in his mid-50s sporting a ring of thin white hair atop his tanned dome. He struggles to carry the hefty housecat ‘Genie’ who lies limp in his trembling arms as they struggle holding the load steady so as not to disturb the sleeping feline or the bird’s nest atop her back with the pair of Sparrow’s chirping their displeasure at his efforts. Taking station along the left side of the road in front of the general goods store, he sets the grimalkin down onto a padded cat bed and takes station beside her, clasping his white gloved hands in front.

The townsfolk have already emerged from their more modest dwelling, mostly apartment and hotel rooms and are lined up beneath the awnings of the Horse shaft bar and the three-story apartment opposing it. They quietly chat among themselves, eager for the day’s festivities to commence. Chloe and Amber are seated in front of the bank, both women’s feet propped on a rickety old table. Chloe appears disinterested, her attention squarely focused on the lollipop in her mouth. She draws her cheeks in, savoring the sweet cherry flavor of the candy while Amber quietly scans the crowd, her green eyes prudently scanning the mob packed in front of the saloon. Noting nothing out of the ordinary she quietly maintains her vigil, leaving Chloe to her thoughts. The girl unobtrusively studies Christian, taking note of his unusual attire. Who would wear a full-length formal gown and high heels to a gunfight on a dirt road? Removing the sucker from her mouth she taps Amber on the arm but both women’s attention is quickly claimed by the noisy arrival of Belinda Simone. The commentator, bound by shackles to her wrists and feet is escorted down the road by another pair of Christian’s hired guns. She struggles in their grasp, her words making her feelings known to the duo.

“Get your grubby hands off me!” She shouts, shrugging off their half-hearted attempt to calm the woman down. “Sweaty, dirty and… Jesus Christ, when was the last time you assholes had a bath anyway?”

They stop her in the middle of the street, quietly awaiting Christian’s arrival. The honcho slowly makes his way towards them, expertly managing the soft dirt beneath the spiked heels of his Burberry shoes. Belinda glares angrily at him, her brown eyes seething with laser-like intensity. Tiny beads of perspiration form off the woman’s cinnamon brow, as he closes in, her jaw tightly clenched, ready to snap.

“Why did you bring me here?” She demands.

Stopping just out of arm’s reach of his prey, Christian regards hers her cynically.

“I don’t like your commentary,” he says.

“What?”

“Your commentary,” he reiterates, adjusting his gun belt. “You always harp on the faces, law and order, justice and doing what’s right”. With a nod his men unlock the rusted iron shackles, freeing her hands and then her feet. “Give her the gun”, he instructs. “One bullet.” The man on her left produces an old Remington armory revolver with a dull matte finish and a scuffed wooden handle. He continues as the man inspects the weapon and prepares to load it. “You see, SCW is a heel town, and I’m the lead heel. We deserve every bit the praise and adulation you heap on those bastard faces, and today I intend to remedy the situation.”

The bartender of the Horse shaft saloon slowly ambles towards the middle of the street, joining them. Reaching into the pocket of his red suede vest he produces a silver dollar which he holds up for the crowd to see.

“I will flip this coin into the air,” he announces. “The moment this coin hits the ground the contestants will draw and fire their weapons. Anyone who fires before the coin hits the ground will be disqualified.” He glances at Christian for approval, who offers a curt nod allowing him to carry on. “The last man or woman left standing will be declared the winner.” Taking a cursory glance around to see if there are any questions or objection and seeing none he nods in satisfaction. “Alright, clear the street!”

Stepping off to the side he carefully positions himself between the two combatants and grips the coin calling out his intention…

“Flipping it… now!”

The coin twirls high into the air, the eyes of both combatants trained on its every twist. The onlookers on both side of the road go silent, their collective hearts gridlocked with the pirouetting silver coin as it reaches its apex and begin tumbling back down to earth. A collective gasp is evicted from their lips by bated breath as the coin lands, kicking up dust and a single shot cracks loudly, piercing the thin, morning air

Belinda Simone lies writhing on the dirt; a bullet having pierced her abdomen. Several onlookers openly weep for the fallen announcer while others turn their heads. Slowly Christian approaches his latest victim, looking down on her indifferently and planting his foot across her chest allowing the ‘referee’ to count to three.

“Ms. Simone,” he says evenly, replacing his gun in the holster. “You’re fired”.

“Mr. Christian is the winner.” The barman announces somberly. “The next contest will be after lunch”.

Amber shakes her head in dismay, looking on as Belinda is removed from the ‘ring’. Glancing at Chloe the girl appears more interested in her lollipop than the events having taken place. Though she recognizes this as a teaching moment for her young niece, Amber elects to leave it as it is, not wanting to perturb the youngster’s peaceable demeanor. The opportunity quickly vanishes however as Kat arrives, joining them at the table. The redhead looks at her expectantly while Chloe tends to her candy.

“Good news”, she says, taking a seat between them. “He’s going to take the fight.”

“That’s great!” Amber exclaims, careful not to raise her voice too much to draw unwanted attention. “Did he say when?”

Kat nods.

“He’s going to issue the challenge after lunch”.

“Who?” Chloe asks, her mind drawn away from the sucker. “Wh-what’s going on?”

“I suppose we can tell you”, Kat whispers, leaning into Chloe. “We’ve hired a professional wrestler to take out Mr. Christian, but not just any wrestler… we hired the man who trained him”.

“B-but why? I-I d-don’t get it”.

“Because Mr. Christian has turned this fed into a cesspool of violence”, Amber offers, her voice laced with venom. “Ever since he and his gang of hired thugs ran off Mr. Mark, he’s had the run of the place, making everyone’s lives miserable.”

“Mmhmm,” Nodding in affirmation Kat adds, “So we’re going to suspend that bastard indefinitely and reinstate Mark Ward as sheriff”.

Confused, Chloe shakes her head absently, not sure what to think or say on a subject which does not interest her. Instead, the kid elects to change the subject,

“C-can I h-have an ice-cream, please?”

“I guess so,” Amber agrees. “We have a couple hours before our man makes the challenge”.



The sun hovers almost directly overhead signaling the arrival on lunch hour. Most of the people are split between the hotel and the saloon, trading tales of Christian’s prowess with a gun, playing card, drinking and laughing or simply relaxing as noticed with a single, bulky figure off in the distance, laid out in a hammock between a pair of pillars supporting the awning to the stables on the west end of town. His hat rests atop his face, concealing his identity though Kat and Amber eye the big man knowingly while trying to keep a listless Chloe entertained. Fortunately, they are aided by a timely arrival, barked out by the bartender cum emcee…

“Ladies and gentlemen,” he bellows to be heard over the chatter, his gravelly voice carried by a westerly breeze. “Allow me to introduce the mid-morning’s entertainment, courtesy of our friend, Mr. Christian, Fox Riley!”

Raising her hand to perhaps one or two members of the crowd actively engaged in applause, the blue-eyed blonde trots out to the middle of the street, the spurs affixed to a pair of black leather boots kicking up dust behind her feet. The young woman tugs at the hem of a lavender blouse draped over a sinewy torso and slaps her faded blue jean laden thighs.

“Thank you,” she offers a congenial smile, her bulbous cheeks lighting up a rosy complexion.  “Ok, so a few weeks ago an Indian walked into a bar with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other.

He says to the counter guy, "Want coffee."
"Coming right up," is the reply, and he gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere, tosses down a coin for the coffee, and walks out....

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says again, "Want coffee." This time the barkeep is ready. "Whoa there, fella!" he says. "We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday! What was all that about, anyway?"

“The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper management position."

“Not surprisingly, "Huh?" came the reply.”

"Yuh," he says. "Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."

“And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how modern Management Theory began.”

A smattered round of groans can be heard emanating from the crowd, less than pleased with the joke, save for one… unexpectedly Chloe bursts into a rolling laughter, her eyes clenched shut, face red and tears streaming down her puffy cheeks as she leans against Amber for support.

“T-T-Tell us a-another one” she cries hysterically much to the chagrin of her aunties who rolls their eyes and groan under their collective breath.

“You got it,” Fox replies cheerfully. “A preacher rides into SCW,” she begins. As he's riding into town, his horse keeps stumbling around the street. The reins are finally grabbed by the Sheriff, who says, "This stallion okay?"

The preacher says, "Yes. We passed through a patch of peyote and he ate some. But that aside, I come to tell you of God's good word, to help you worthless, sinful heathens to-"

The Sheriff shakes his head interrupting him, struggling to hold the animal still, and says "Now before you go preaching to us, why don't you get off your high horse."

“More,” Chloe demands gleefully, “M-More!”

“Oh God no, I can’t take this,” Kat mutters through clenched teeth. Thinking quickly, she tosses one of Chloe’s spare Tootsie pops onto the ground and taps her on the shoulder as Fox begins…

“I lost my job as an Old West saloon piano player when a mysterious stranger walked in the door… and I just kept playing.”

More groaning, except from Chloe who smiles brightly, clapping her hands together eagerly. After a few moments the jovial juvenile finally notices Kat’s hand tapping her shoulder. Turning to glare quizzically at the elder woman who points to the ground.

“Sweety, I accidentally dropped one of your lollipops on the ground under your chair, would you be a sweet pea and get it for me?”

Nodding, Chloe pulls her chair out and leans under the table in search of the elusive sucker and giving Kat time to pull her .44 magnum revolver and fire at the source of her ire. The two projectiles slam into Fox’s chest, dropping her in a heap in the center of the road prompting nearly everyone to break into a spontaneous applause. Chloe, having retrieved to object hands it to Kat, though her face droops into a dejected pout upon seeing Fox lying, unmoving.

“N-Nooo!” she whines pitifully. “I liked her! W-What h-h-happened?”

“Not sure”, Kat replies, discreetly holstering her sidearm. “I think Mr. Christian shot her.”

“B-B-But why?” the girl wails, her tiny voice rising to a high-pitched carp. “S-She was s-s-so funny!”

“Not funny enough it seems,” Amber observes dryly, backing up her sister.

“I-I-I hate M-Mr. Christian!” the lass pouts, kicking at the nearest table leg testily. “He’s mean!”

“Not for much longer.”

Glaring out into the distance, Amber notes the bulky figure emerging from the makeshift hammock. Rising to his feet the thickly muscled man stretches and yawns, pulling his black denim pants up by a leather belt tucked between the loops. A gleaming buckle, ornately carved in the image of a steer sparkles under the rays of the emerging sun. Reaching down the man grabs a gun belt and holster, fastening it around his waist. Pulling out his gun, a chrome plated .44 magnum revolver, he opens the chamber, by clicking the slide release and casually begins to load it with ammunition from his belt. One by one he loads the chambers until all slots are accounted for and then spins the cylinder, ensuring smooth rotation. Finally, adjusting his black hat, matching his button-down shirt he strides purposefully towards the center of town. Callously kicking the body of Fox Riley aside he remarks in a guttural inflection,

“I guess the joke’s on you this time, Fox”.

“W-Who is th-that guy?” A wide-eyed Chloe asks. “He l-looks tough.”

“The one man on this Earth who may be even faster than Mr. Christian,” Kat offers, her face illuminated under the rays of hope. “Goldenboy Gene Banton, the man who taught Mr. Christian how to wrestle…”

“… and the man who is going to get rid of him for us,” Amber adds, finishing her sister’s sentence.

Planting his beefy hands along lean, muscular hips, the wrestler known as ‘The Goldenboy’ clears his throat, oblivious to the legion of eyeballs trained on him. The hushed whispers fall on deaf ears as he stares, his icy glare cutting a hole through them, focused intently on the last house on the left, the three-story manor of Christian Underwood.

“Christian!” he bellows, his throaty cacophony carried well past the town and out into the distance. “It’s time to face the music!”

Kat and Amber clasp hands, anxiously looking on towards Christian’s not so humble abode, their combined gazes anxiously watching the door, which opens slowly. Christian, fresh from his daily bubble bath steps onto the porch, his butler two steps behind, straining to hold the SCW honcho’s pet cat ‘Genie’. The leviathan lies limp in his arms, lazily blinking as she is carried into the street behind her master. On her back, the bird nest, freshly repaired from the jostling earlier by the inhabiting Sparrows benefits from the upgrade, remaining in place. A smirk crosses Christian’s lips as he strides purposefully down the street stopping a few paces from his would-be adversary. He stops, adjusting the black, ruffled skirt and leans over to inspect the matching nylons and heels. Gene regards him with a critical eye while his contemporary insures the fit and appearance of the black bodice with gold piping adorning his torso. With a final adjustment made to his feather laden French Victorian style derby hat he smiles, planting his hands along his gun belt.

“Been a long time Geno”, he remarks. “What brings you out this way?”

“Cut the shit,” Geno snaps in annoyance, gesturing at the audacious ensemble. “Jesus Christ, you give gunfighters a bad name.” He spits on the ground in disgust. “And you know why I’m here, to put an end to this madness.”

“Hunh,” reacting coyly Christian’s smirk broadens. “Here I thought it was to catch up on old times.” Looking down in front of his antagonist he notes to still body of Fox Riley off to the other man’s side. “Your handiwork?” He asks, to which Geno shakes his head. “Ah well, whoever shot Fox did me a huge favor, now I don’t have to pay the noisy bitch. So, whoever is responsible, thank you for saving me a few bucks”.

“You’re welcome!” Kat replies cheerfully, raising her hand and drawing Christian’s attention… as well as Chloe’s. Seeing the snarling, tear choked visage of her niece and realizing her mistake, Kat shrinks down behind the table. “Oh shit!”

“Why?” The youngster demands simpering. “W-Why Fox? I-I l-liked her, she was f-funny!” Before her Auntie can reply Chloe kicks the table and folds her arms petulantly across her chest.

“Nice going knucklehead,” Amber scorns, elbowing her in the side. “Forget it for now,” she advises, pointing to the street. “It’s about to go down.”

“I must congratulate you Geno,” Christian offers sliding on a pair of arm length satin gloves. “You’re the first person to challenge me openly in six years.”

“And the last.” He sneers, resting his right hand on the wooden butt of his gun. “You may think you’re some kind of big shot, but you’re going to remember that while I taught you everything that you know, I did not teach you everything that I know.”

“We’ll see about that,” he replies having finished with his gloves. “You see old chum, you interrupted me right as I was about to start my manicure… I hate being pulled away from doing my nails.”

“So do something about it,” the big man challenges and with a nod the pair step slowly away from each other, though their eyes remain locked as they create suitable distance for the coming fight.

The bartender turned referee steps between them holding the silver dollar high for everyone to see. “Ladies and gentlemen, by now you know the rules,” he announces. “The last…”

“Cut the shit and flip the coin,” Gene snaps. “I got things to do”.

Bowing acquiescently the elderly man backs away and flips the coin. The hearts of the bystanders, particularly Kat and Amber leap into their collective throats, halting their breath, their gazes burning their hopes onto violently twisting and turning silver dollar as it reaches its pinnacle and begins its downward trajectory. Many of the townsfolk have taken to embracing while others, unable to withstand the suspense, bury their heads into the chests of spouses and loved ones. The two combatant’s fingers twitch, drumming the handles of their respective weapons while their eyes follow the coin to the ground. They draw, both guns clearing their holsters but only one bullet is fired, its shrieking report echoing across the land as Gene falls face first into the street.

Christian casually spins his gun returning it to the holster as the onlookers break down into mournful withdrawal. Turning his scrutinizing review onto the crowd the victor regards them critically. His hardened face scowling in contempt.

“I don’t get it,” he says gruffly. “You people complain about how little I pay you, yet somehow you manage to find the money to pay a professional wrestler to shoot me. If you have the money to do that… I’m gonna have to pay you less!” His voice, quaking with pent up rage rises to a squall. “This is my fed! And the only reason you wrestle here is because I allow it!”

Down but not out Geno struggles against the bullet lodged in his chest. Rising on trembling legs he grips the revolver, cocking the hammer, determined to finish the job. But the metallic click carries through the rapidly thinning air and to Christian’s ears. Drawing his gun, the Fed boss expertly spins on the point if his high heel drawing his weapon and firing. Geno falls the ground one final time as the towns people openly weep in melancholy.

“Geno, old buddy old pal...” He says, turning to begin his trek back to his manor. "You are suspended indefinitely."


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Climax Control Archives / Friendship is magic!
« on: April 15, 2022, 05:32:39 PM »
Oliver Davis, a thin, balding man sporting a short cut, light brown beard with patches of grey sprinkled throughout which more closely resembles a five o’ clock shadow than a nurtured brush of facial hair to Chloe. She says nothing, opting to sit quietly while the British wrestling journalist sifts through a batch of notes hastily scribbled down onto a sheet of crumpled paper. The air conditioning in her small bedroom kicks on with a hum, despite the unusually cool day in North Las Vegas which prompts her to turn the volume on her laptop up. The fading roar of a jet engine briefly drowns out the chatter of birds stationed on a branch to a tree just outside her window. She looks on, oblivious to the sound of the aircraft, most likely a fighter jet from the nearby Nellis Air Force Base, taking its usual path toward a practice range 60 miles north. The Brit, engrossed in his preparation ignores the sound as well while busily organizing his notes. Finally satisfied he clips a small, black plastic microphone to the nape of his plain white tee shirt. With a gesture of his hairy, almost emaciated arms he signals his readiness.

Recognizing the signal, bobbing her head in affirmation, her thick, currant tresses bouncing in sync and straightens her posture. The black leather executive’s chair squeaks in protest despite the less than impressive load of barely 100 pounds as Chloe shifts her position. On the other end of the screen Davis holds up five fingers, slowly dropping them one by one in a silent countdown. Quickly she reaches down for one final adjustment, tugging at the hemline of her own white tee shirt and drawing a deep breath as her bottlecap brown eyes brighten.

“Good afternoon wrestling fans, I am Ollie Davis with Wrestletalk online”, he announces in a chipper inflection, his steel grey eyes drawing down on Chloe’s quartered off image on the monitor. “And we are joined today by SCW star Chloe Benton who, in just a few short days is scheduled to meet Masque DeLune at the Theodoros Vardinogiannis Stadium in Crete, Greece!”

“Chloe,” he begins, his once chipper voice drawing down to a decidedly somber inflection. “You are set to take on a woman who has taken SCW by storm. Not just a storm, mind you, but a bleeding hurricane of violence. Her style is unlike anything you, or anyone else for that matter, have encountered allowing her to rack up victory after victory and even the Bombshell Internet championship in about as much time as it took you to score your first, and only win.” A brief pause buys the fair skinned man, looking to be somewhere in his mid-thirties time to cough up the remnants of the recent change in weather into a tissue which is quietly disposed of. “How have you been preparing to deal with someone of such… notoriety?”

“I-I was scared at-at first,” she stammers. “I-I’ve seen a-all th-the t-t-talk ab-b-bout her on Twitter and it f-frightened me. A-at first, I d-didn’t want to g-go b-but I m-managed to exchange s-some t-tweets back and forth w-with her a-and she seems really n-nice”.

“Nice?” Ollie demands behind a bushy, furrowed brow. “Chloe, this woman, Masque DeLune has been on a rampage since her debut. The entire women’s locker room is terrified of her! In the span of just a few months she has drawn more blood than the Red Cross, how is she nice?”

“Because” she begins, unfettered by the high-pitched challenge, “P-P-People d-d-don’t understand-stand her. Th-They didn’t t-talk to h-her l-like I did. Th-TThey don’t understand Ms. Masque a-and they t-t-treated her wrong s-so she f-fought back. I-I don’t want an en-enemy s-so I t-t-took a d-different approach a-and…”

“As I recall,” he interrupts. “Your first Twitter dialog with her didn’t go so smoothly and you even posted a public apology.”

“N-No it d-didn’t.” she concedes in her characteristic demure tonality. “I-I-I thought she was th-threatening m-me, wanting to be mean. I-It turned out to be s-someone else, a-a-and I was wrong, s-so I apolog-g-gized. S-She accepted m-my apology a-and n-now we’re friends. B-Being n-nice to her worked a-and she seems to b-be sweet”.

“Hunh, I wonder if that approach will work on tornados,” he mutters, showcasing a classically British dry sense of humor.

“I-I don’t know,” she replies taken aback, allowing Davis’ fastball to fly right over her head. “I-I’ve never t-t-tried it”.

“Alright”, he deadpans, collecting the discarded barb while seeking to get back on track. “Who’s to say that she isn’t merely pretending?”

“P-P-Pretending?” Chloe bobs her small head disconnectedly, her alabaster complexion glistening beneath the overhead lamp. “Wh-Why would she d-d-do that?” Drawing in a gulp of dusty Las Vegas air she draws down on Davis, her chestnut lenses focusing intently. “M-Mister D-Davis sir, p-p-people are inherently n-nice. I-I-I mean wh-why would a-anyone lie on T-Twitter?” A frown slides across the 18-year old’s soft, round face in quizzical pediment. “I-It’s not n-nice to j-just assume th-that people are l-lying on the i-internet. B-Besides, like I t-told you, we’re friends now”.

“You’re right,” he ‘concedes’ with an underlying hint of sarcasm. “I’ve never seen anyone, in all my years online, lie on the internet”.

“Th-That’s right,” she responds genially, her delicate emotions buoyed by the prospect of a new friend. “A-And you’ll see, we-we’re g-g-gonna g-go out and have a nice, friendly m-match. We’ll even s-shake hands!”

“I bet you will,” he dryly offers. “Well, I for one, want to wish you the best of luck in Greece”, he adds, peppering his words with a sense of finality. Inwardly exhausted from deciphering Chloe’s stumbling responses. The glow begins to fade from his professional mask as he unobtrusively gathers his notes. “Chloe is there anything you would like to add before we wrap this up?” he asks, while discreetly reaching for the microphone pinned to his shirt.

“I-It’s g-gonna be fun!”

“Friendship is magic,” he says, offering a parting shot as the screen goes abruptly blank, leaving Chloe looking on in stupefaction.



5
Climax Control Archives / The rules of a crisis situation
« on: April 01, 2022, 05:28:23 PM »
Following a record-breaking performance at Blaze of Glory, Chloe Benton scours wrestling news sites online. Hunkered down in her darkened room she peers at the neon text on a darkened backdrop on a laptop screen from behind curious chestnut probes. Her performance at the Premium Live Event proved less than stellar as she broke a long-standing record for fastest elimination, without a single blow being landed. She can hear the shrill laughter of the fans at ringside, mocking her lack of grace, a dark spot on the bloodstain she would call a career. Still, her attention succumbs to the often-morbid nature of curiosity, like a calamitous cat staring at its own injury. Scrolling down a list of hyperlinks tethered to other matches on the card she recognizes her name and promptly clicks.

At the click of a button, she is taken to a series of reviews and grades by experts in the wrestling industry. Journalists with college degrees and years of experience writing about events and actions seen or heard of through word of mouth. She blinks while continuing to scroll, more slowly now, while wondering how anyone who has never participated in a particular field or endeavor could possibly be considered an expert. To her an expert was in individual possessing authoritative knowledge or skill in a particular area which begs the question of how one could obtain authoritative knowledge without actively participating in this field of ‘expertise’? It makes no sense to her that she and other wrestlers would be graded and judged by others who have never been in their shoes or set foot in a ring, but here she finds herself. Pausing at list of Twitter responses she cuts loose a weary sigh of grudging acceptance lapping at her feet as she timidly wades forth into the pool of cognoscenti, teeming with pugnacious pundits.

Maybe Chloe was late for an appointment?

-   Adam Wilbourn, What Culture Wrestling

A four-and-a-half-star match, but a zero-star performance by Chloe.

-   Bryan Alvarez, WON

Sheesh! Chloe flipped out faster than a two-dollar trick at Denny’s at sunrise.

-   Jim Cornette, Jim Cornette’s Drive Thru

A delightful girl and a bona fide sweetheart, but I’m not sure she’s cut out for this business.

-   Simon Miller, What Culture Wrestling

Not the kind of record you want to set.

-   Chase Bagdon, CBS Sports

I blinked and missed her performance.

-   Ollie Davis, Wrestletalk News

2.17 seconds, are you kidding me? I’ve had sex that lasted longer than that!

-   Brian Last, Jim Cornette’s Drive thru

A tadpole in an ocean of Great White sharks. Chloe doesn’t belong here. She’d be better off working at Wal-Mart.

-   Eric Bischoff, 83 Weeks Podcast

Four and a half stars for the others in the bombshell gauntlet. I would’ve given it five had it been held in the Tokyo Dome, but nothing for Chloe. This is a kid whose dreams and aspirations are being held hostage at gunpoint by her own ineptitude. Get her off my wrestling shows, please.

-   Dave Meltzer, WON


A riptide of negative reaction pulls her emotions from a state of precarious buoyancy into a whirlpool of woe, drowning any hope of salvation and pulling the girl deeper and deeper with every tear splashing against her flushed cheeks into the depths of despair. The future, once bright and sunny now appears overcast and falling into the shadowy tendrils of darkness. The sharks have surrounded the girl, a cast away from her hopes and desires, and are probing her for the eventual meal. She closes her eyes which once burned with molten determination, only now to see that determination frozen by her inability to decipher her own mistakes. The causeway of her lids break, releasing streams of salty tears rolling along a mournful face and dripping from a quivering chin onto the battered old desk in her bedroom. Opening them once more, a life preserver is spotted gleaming mere inches from her agitated fingertips. With a tremored hand she reaches over and depresses the power button. Free from the light of the monitor darkness reigns, eclipsing the thoughts grappling for attention in her mind and granting her reprieve in the form of her bed which she plops down upon. She rolls onto her side, tightly clutching a body pillow and wrapping her legs around it’s plain satin casing and then buries her face into a plush, blue unicorn, caught up in the wrappings. Her heart gradually slows to the cadence of anguished sobs, holding her steady as the twilight consumes the remaining vestiges of torment, wrapping the tortured child in a succoring embrace…

Dreams and aspirations are being held hostage at gunpoint by her own ineptitude…

Dreams and aspirations…

Gunpoint…

Hostage…

Hostage…

Commander William Blackburn, tenured veteran of the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department exhales an arduous sigh. Standing from behind his Crown Victoria squad car with red and blue emergency lights station in a bar on the roof of the vehicle flashing along with numerous other vehicles. The entire block of Eastern Avenue at Owens has been taped off with frustrated, albeit curious motorists being diverted from the scene. Slowly they amble by drivers and occupants craning their necks hopeful of a glimpse at the anticipated carnage. Their view is mostly blocked by the dark blue uniforms of more than four dozen responding officers. News vans have taken station across the street in the sardine can which serves as a parking lot to Roberto’s Tacos and an adjacent laundromat. Directly across from them intrepid news hounds climb onto the roofs of their vans, their cameras directed at the 7-11 convenience store at the center of attention. The glass double doors have been barred shut from the inside and the lights turned off leaving no views other than the brightly burning LED sign next to the sidewalk and a growing collection of badges. Decked out in a similar uniform to the surrounding officers, save for gold appointments lining the cuffs denoting his rank. Removing his officer’s cap he runs his fingers through a neatly combed coif of red hair, offering a brief glance to the reporters and onlookers across the street clamoring for his attention. Quickly he turns his attention back to the scene at hand. Though unable to discern activity inside the store, he trains his steely grey eyes onto the doorway, watching, hoping for a sign when he is approached by another uniformed officer, a man decidedly younger than his 50 years sporting a clean-shaven face, crew cut blond hair and striking green eyes who stands at attention awaiting permission to speak from his senior officer.

“What have you got for me Johnny?” Blackburn asks, stroking his immaculately groomed red beard. “Something good I hope?”

“Sir,” The younger man responds in a curt, professional tone. “From what we gather, they have five hostages: two store employees, and Chloe Benton’s hopes, dreams and ambitions. SWAT has been notified and is 10-85”. He uses the police code meaning ‘on their way’ and continues, “There are three assailants, though we have no info other than that they are all males between the ages of 25 to 35 and all around six feet in height. Medium builds, and all three are dressed in black. This looks like it has been planned out, sir”.

“Alright”, Blackburn nods. “When SWAT arrives, have them set up in the Planet Fitness parking lot behind us, stay out of sight of the perps. Also, get hold of the FBI Crisis Response Team and have them send a crisis negotiator and double time it here.”

“Yes sir!” The reply comes clipped as the officer turns about face and dashes away to carry out his orders.

Meanwhile, Blackburn pulls his gaze from the building, and walks to the trunk of his car. Fumbling about the right pocket of his slacks he opens the trunk lid revealing a bullhorn, body armor and a 12-gauge shotgun, along with a military style helmet. Briskly, he jettisons his jacket in favor of the black Kevlar vest, his cap gives way to the helmet and finally, he pulls out the megaphone. Slamming the trunk closed her darts around his vehicle and takes station behind the hood of another squad car, the unit closest to the store entry. He kneels, leaving only his head and speaker visible to potential shooters from within.

“Attention!” he shouts, his voice amplified by the black and white cone-shaped device. “This is Commander William Blackburn of the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department. You are surrounded. There is no way to escape. I order you to relinquish your weapons and give yourselves up. If you do not comply my men will be forced to kill you, your situation is hopeless. Give yourselves up and you will live”.

A crackling sound is heard from a speaker affixed the edge of the overhanging roof of the store. Blackburn recognizes it as a speaker system used to converse with patrons. Typically used at gas stations for dialog with people having difficulty at the pumps he recalls this store having once served as a fuel depot several years ago. They simply moved it from the pumps, placing it along the exterior roof edge.

“We answer only to Allah, Zionist pig!”. The reply is broken but blunt, an indicator of their unwillingness to negotiate.

Once again, the grizzled police veteran of 30 years places the cold metallic lip of the bullhorn to his own. “Then what is it that you want?” he asks, anxious to get a dialog going. The longer he can get them talking to him the better his chances of buying time for his special response team to set up their position. “You wouldn’t take such drastic measures if you didn’t need something. Tell me what it is, and I’ll see what we can do”.

His words are met with a hushed silence. The occupying officers watching and waiting with belated breath. With a groan Blackburn withdraws from his position to a safer location behind another marked unit out of line of sight. He is approached by his immediate subordinate, John ‘Johnny’ Lawson. Handing the bullhorn to Johnny, he reaches into the right pocket of his jacket, pulling out a cigarette, which is promptly lit for him by the attentive Lieutenant.

“SWAT is pulling up behind the building now, sir”, he advises. “They travelled westbound on Owens to avoid detection.”

“Good”, Blackburn nods, taking a drag. “I want their shooters to take station on the rooftop of that laundromat across the street and send a few uniforms with them to clear out the press. The others will probe for entry points, and where the hell is that hostage negotiator?”

“I haven’t heard anything, sir.”

“Keep me in the loop, dismissed.”

Blackburn orders the strobes of a helicopter hovering overhead to be redirected momentarily to facilitate the street crossing of the black clad members of the shooting team without alerting the hostage takers inside. He orders his men to form a wall, encircling the front face of the building to further block their view outside. Less than five minutes pass before the team announces that they are in position and awaiting orders which he curtly acknowledges. Anxiously he looks down at his gold-plated Breitling aviator watch. Shaking his head, he taps the device and agitatedly raps his knuckles against the side of the black, Kevlar combat helmet.

“Where the hell is that damned negotiator?”

“Th-this sucks!”

A plaintive whine pierces the ears of the weary driver, a middle-aged immigrant from Ethiopia. Casually clad in a simple blue tee shirt, blue jeans and black and white sneakers, Abe took up driving for Uber as a second means of income to better provide for his family. He endures the same routine every day, eight hours as a barback on the strip and immediately taking behind the wheel of his royal blue 2017 Nissan Versa. The days change, the scenery and passengers change, but the routine remains the same. Being caught in traffic, for him, is nothing new. After so many months of driving during rush hour traffic he learned to detach his thoughts from the situation, no sense in getting upset over things beyond your control, he reasoned. His passengers, however, often prove to be a different story.

Joining him in the passenger seat is Chloe Benton, a tenured veteran of the FBI’s Crisis Response team. Dressed as casually as the driver in snug fitting wranglers, with a simple, white tee bearing a SCW logo and Aero Jordans, a cheap counterfeit courtesy of the Chinese economy and topped off with a blue government issued windbreaker, the letters ‘FBI’ boldly emblazoned in yellow on the back. She grips the cream-colored vinyl dash, her slender digits digging into the pliable covering while her wide chestnuts scan the area for an opening. Finding none she shakes her head in frustration, tossing her long, red tresses wildly about the car making her appear to be ‘rocking out’ to those not in the know. Another arduous groan bursts through thin, tightly pursed lips as the pair find themselves stopped at a red light.

“R-R-R-Run th-the l-light!”

“Do you have a siren and emergency lights?” he asks in fractured English.

“N-No”, she answers demurely. “I-I’m a h-h-hostage n-negotiator, not-not a c-c-cop”.

“Then we must be patient,” he answers, leaning back into his seat. “In my country, we have a saying, ‘patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting’. Be patient my friend, and I will get you there”.

“Y-Yes sir, I’m sorry”.



“God damn it! I’m running out of patience here, where the hell is my negotiator?” Snarling, Commander Blackburn reaches for the radio transmitter inside the black and white cruiser against which he leans. Pulling it to his face, mindless of the desperately stretched cord, he tosses his cigarette butt to the ground and barks, “This is Commander Blackburn, I need a com trace on the following number, 555-1212, area code 702, my authorization code is Edward Thomas Charles 619. I need to know the exact location of that number”.

The receiver inside the vehicle crackles to life with a feminine voice acknowledging his request. “Roger that, Edward Thomas Charles 619 confirmed, stand by”.

Time slowly passes by, unconcerned with the trials and tribulations of the living, and working. Frustrated with the process the Commander plops into the driver’s seat, the cushioned leather giving way to his bulk with a huff and anxiously begins to strum his fingers along the steering wheel. His eyes scan the scene for any signs of change, but nothing appears to his trained gaze. He grips the hard, black plastic receiver tightly, thumping it against his thigh, growling under his breath in discontent until finally, the radio once more crackles.

“We have your coordinates Commander”, the voice chirps. “Transmitting to your personal unit, stand by”.

“Roger that,” he says, jumping from his seat and darting across to his own vehicle mere feet away. In a huff, he grips the cold, metal handle which releases with a metallic clink and swings open the heavy steel door, dropping into the left side seat. He flips open the black, unmarked laptop computer affixed to the transmission tunnel open, and the screen comes to life, prompting him to blink rapidly to allow his orbs to adjust to the sudden influx of bright light. Punching a key, a map of his current location takes over the display, a blinking red dot indicating the location of his target. Peering at the map intently, his mouth draws open as he comes to a sudden realization, “Son of a bitch”, he mutters, bolting from the unit.

“Our negotiator is right down the block, caught in traffic”, he fires off to the nearest officer, the young John Lawson to whom he gestures excitedly. “Johnny, I need you to come with me, our negotiator is caught in traffic right down the block”.

“Yes sir!” Lawson nods in affirmation as the pair take off in a sprint away from the scene towards their target.



“Maybe some music will help you to calm down”, Abe offers, reaching down to turn on the simple, AM/FM radio deck. The speakers buzz momentarily as he twists the dial, sending the needle through different stations. “Let me know when you hear something you like”.

Chloe nods absently, her mind having drifted away from the sounds of blaring horns, squeaking brakes and angry voices shouting obscenities to a more peaceful place, the melodious echo chamber of her inner thoughts, and the ear worm playing incessantly in the background. Abe slows down his search as the needly approaches 97.1, a classic rock and pop station playing an eclectic assortment of music from the 70s through now. The husky inflection of Billy Ocean singing one of his most famous hit songs ‘Loverboy’ gradually clears the static out. Chloe’s gaze goes from a blank canvass to one of recognition as the chords come into focus, promoting a wide grin to cross her previously abrasive lineaments.

“Oh my God!” She squeals excitedly. “That’s it, that’s my ear worm, crank that shit!”

Abe obliges dutifully, turning the volume knob all the way to the right. The strain taxes the catchpenny speakers which bellow a distorted version of the tune, though Chloe seems not to notice. Bopping in her seat the girl sings along, her gyrating body bringing the small, barely 2,700-pound car to dance by way of bouncing.

“Whooo I love this song!”



“What the hell is thought sound?” Blackburn asks in between huffs as they approach the vehicles stuck in the heavy traffic, being held in place by his men, detouring them away from the scene.

“I think it’s music,” Lawson offers, pointing a finger in the general direction. “It looks like it’s coming from that blue Nissan.”

Glancing at his duty phone which displays the map and the red dot his expression drops to a frown, “I think that’s our negotiator in that car, bouncing up and down”.

“Didn’t you say he was FBI?” Johnny asks, as they reach the sidewalk and enter the street.

“That’s who I called”, he answers, following the winding trail of his subordinate. “Let’s go find out”.

“I’d think the FBI would be a little more professional”.

They approach the car from the front. Peering through the windshield they notice a dark-skinned man seated behind the wheel next to a young-looking redhead whom the senior officer surmises to be no more than 17 or 18 bopping animatedly, her gyrations causing the unusual movement of the Nissan. With a second glance he recognizes the navy-blue FBI issued windbreaker and points to her.

“This is our hostage negotiator,” he shouts, straining his voice to be heard over the thumping speakers. Drawing their flashlights, the two men direct the beam at the occupants with Lawson approaching from the driver side and Blackburn the passenger side, The car stops bouncing as he raps on the window with the backside of his knuckles. “Bring your window down”, he demands, shining the light into Chloe’s face. “We’re with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police”.

Abe attentively winds down the window via an old-style plastic manual crank and depresses the red light identifying the power button to the radio effectively shutting off the music and ending Chloe’s dance party. Peering out through the window his nostrils are greeted by the acrid emanation of exhaust gases and diesel fuel. Blackburn flashes his badge and leans in the be heard over the low rumble of idling engines. Onlookers in nearby vehicles lower their own windows, their curious eye gawking at the two uniformed policemen hoping to get some clarification to the reason for the traffic jam. The two law officers pay them no mind, their focus squarely on Abe and Chloe.

“I’m Commander Blackburn of the LVMPD”, he says tersely. “We need you to come with us”.

Abe responds wide eyed, his mild accent quavering as he asks, “Why, what did I do?”

Before the Commander can answer however, his attention is garnered by his companion rapping against the warm hood of the car. He gestures to Chloe saying,

“This is our FBI agent”.

“What?” Blackburn chokes out in surprise, his vocal cords strained by an already stressful evening of shouting orders and attempting to negotiate with the yet to be identified hostage takers. “She’s a damned kid, can’t be more than 19!”

“I-I’m 18 M-Mister C-C-Commander, sir” opening the door she rises from her seat in the vehicle and, reaching into the right pocket of her government issued windbreaker, retrieves and flashes her badge for the duo. “I-I-I’m a h-hostage neg-negotiator-negotiator”, she stumbles.

“How the hell did the FBI hire a damned brat kid as a hostage negotiator?” Lawson wonders incredulously.

Chloe shrugs her sinewy shoulders absently, her expression a frown of uncertainty. “Th-That was m-m-mean Mr. Sir, B-But to answer your q-q-q-question I d-d-d-d-don’t kn-know. B-But m-my boss s-says I-I’m r-r-really g-good at it”.

“Yeah, right”, Lawson scoffs. “Who’s your daddy, little girl?” he sneers derisively.

“That can wait”, Blackburn snaps aggressively, taking the bull by the horns and leading Chloe away from the bevy. “We have to work with what we have so let’s get her to the scene”.

“Wait!” Abe cries stepping out from behind the wheel. ” What about my fare?”

“Fine, whatever”, Lawson huffs turning to Chloe. “Pay the man so we can get to work.”

“B-B-But I d-d-don’t have any m-money”. She whines. “M-My mother, stepmother t-t-took my paycheck”.

“Surely you have a card from the Bureau for expenses?” Blackburn offers, rolling his eyes in disdain.

“N-No,” she stammers. “I-I-I’m t-too young to g-get a credit c-card a-and besides, m-momma won’t co-sign one f-for me”.

“Jesus Christ you’ve got to be kidding me”, Lawson slams his hand against the hood. “What kind of shit show is this?”

“It doesn’t matter”, the Commander snarls, hastily reaching for his wallet and throwing a pair of twenty-dollar bills onto the hood. “We need to get moving”.

Abe grabs the money and slides back into his seat and watches silently as his passenger disappears into the dusk with the officers, sprinting into the sea of flashing lights, honking horns and aggravated policemen in yellow vests trying to usher the herd of cars through billowing clouds of smoke towards the detour.

Back on scene Blackburn gestures Chloe towards his vehicle which sits idle. Dropping her head, she demurely complies giving him the opportunity to pull Lawson aside. Both men cast a wary glance at the youngster who sits quietly in the driver seat, her hand cupped in her lap. Gripping his junior officer by the shoulder he rears his head skyward, sighing grievously.

“Ok, look Lawson,” he says, dropping his gaze back down. “Neither one of us trusts this kid to be anything more than some flighty highschooler and I intend to get to the bottom of this nonsense. I need you to glue yourself to her while I run her bonafides, copy?”

“Yes, sir”, the taller, athletically built man nods in affirmation. “Why don’t I give her the bullhorn?”

“Are you sure you want to do that?” The elder man asks, casting a furrowed brow at his contemporary. “This kid doesn’t have a professional bone in her body, suppose she escalates the matter?”

“No, she doesn’t”, he concedes. “But this will prove it, and given how these assholes responded to you, I doubt they’ll pay her any mind. Hell, they may think us a joke for employing such a loser which plays into our hands”.

“Meaning they’ll underestimate us”, the commander offers, thoughtfully stroking his meticulously groomed beard. Considering the proposition, he rapidly runs through the perceived pros and cons, his well trained and experienced mind carefully weighing potential consequences and repercussions. “Finally, he nods his head slowly in agreement. “I don’t see what we have to lose here, either way this falls on the feds. Let’s do it”.

With a curt nod Lawson performs a military-like about face and trots towards Chloe with Blackburn getting on the radio in another cruiser. She continues to sit in silence as he approaches, her cupped hands still in her lap, twiddling her thumbs. Noticing his arrival, she glances up at him, her wide, chestnut orbs regarding him hopefully.

“A-A-Are y-you g-g-g-going to l-let me do my j-job?” She asks shyly. “I-I-I’m really g-good at this, I p-p-promise”.

Without bothering to answer, Lawson reaches into the car, over her shoulder and retrieves a large, black and white bullhorn, bearing the LVMPD logo. He hands the heavy metal device to her and takes a step back, beckoning her from the seat. Taking her gruffly by the arm he leads the timid little fawn towards the hood and then proceeds to grip her on the shoulder, pushing down into a crouching position.

“There you go shit for brains,” he sneers. “Let’s see what you got”.

Cradling the cold piece in her dainty hands she studies it carefully and notices a series of strange buttons on the rear panel, flanked by a jack port and HDMI slot with a single red button by itself in the upper right corner. With a perplexed frown she runs her fingers along the rubber coated buttons and remarks,

“Th-This is d-d-different from m-mine”.

“No,” Lawson responds with a scornful crack. “Let me guess, yours is pink with butterflies?”

“N-No, it’s actually P-Pink with a g-glittery rainbow and m-my name”.

“The red button turns it on, stupid, just hold the damned thing to your mouth, and press the lever on the handle to speak… and for God’s sake, point the big end to the bad guys, alright?”

“Y-Yes, sir”, she complies chastely, pausing to wipe and errant tear trickling down her fleshy cheek. “Y-You don’t n-need to b-be mean about it”.

“Jesus fucking Christ,” he explodes, his temper having boiled over to blow the lid off his composure. “Talk to them already you moron!”

“I-I’m sorry,” she sputters meekly. With trembling hands, she brings the horn to her face, directing the open end towards the barred doors of the 7-11. “E-Excuse me, Mr. terrorist, sir?” Sporadic cackling can be heard in the background while she waits for a reply. Lawson, however, simply leans back against the car, pinching the bridge of his nose between his thumb and index finger, shaking his head in abject disgust. Several more moments pass by until the lack of proper reply prompts Chloe to bring the speaker to mouth once more. “Mr. Terrorist, i-it’s considered r-r-rude t-to ignore somebody, someone w-who is ask-asking y-you a q-question. M-M-Maybe you c-can’t speak, t-t-t-talk? I-I-I’ll be happy t-to c-call for a s-sign language ex-expert, sir”.

‘Sign language?” Johnny mutters incredulously to himself. He peeks up towards his boss, who is seated in the other patrol car, his hardened visage is glued the brightly lit LED screen of the onboard laptop, while firmly holding onto the corded speaker with his right hand. An exasperated grown slithers between the crack in his tight-lipped façade. Again, he shakes his head, casting one more sidelong glance to his superior before returning his hardened gaze back to Chloe.

“M-M-Mr T-T-Terrorist,” she resumes in a beseeched inflection. “Y-Y-You’re n-n-not b-being nice. “I-I want to t-t-talk to y-you, a-and I p-p-promise I’ll b-be n-nice”.

“God damn it!” Lawson shrieks, his outburst drawing the attention of other officers, including Blackburn, who has apparently finished his tasks. Catching the elder man through the corner of his eye, he turns his head towards the other man who draw a jutted thumb across his throat quickly, an unspoken command to end his efforts and makes his way towards them. Lawson, meanwhile, yanks the bullhorn from Chloe’s discouraged digits and grabs her forcefully by her right arms, pulling the girl to her feet. Opening the backdoor to the cruiser he had been leaning against the miffed flatfoot deposits her into the back seat. She lands with a muffled thud, the impact absorbed by the cushioned leather upholstery. With tears in her eyes, she places a tiny hand against the window as the door is shut, allowing Lawson to speak with his boss who nods in approval to the actions of his deputy. “Whatcha got Commander?” he asks.

“You’re not going to believe this…” he begins softly. “The kids’ credentials are legit”. He gestures towards the other car absently. “She’s with the FBI’s Crisis Response Team”.

“Son of a bitch”, he murmurs under his breath. “So, where do we go from here? There’s no way in hell I’m going to let an imbecile like her handle this”.

“Me either,” the boss nods his head in agreement. “I managed to get hold of her station chief and her team leader and they’re both on their way. Hopefully, after I read them the riot act for what has got to be the most idiotic hire in the history of the damned universe, they can work this problem out. The team leader, uhh… I didn’t catch her last name; special agent Amber does have a lot of solid experience so she should be useful to us”.

“Let’s hope so,” Lawson says, folding his arms across his chest, preparing the waiting game. “The last thing we need is for this thing to go sideways on us and the shit hits the fan”.

No sooner than the two men go silent the emphatic rumble of a large engine of notable power and size is heard in the distance. The decibels appreciate as the thundering symphony of combustion draws nearer. Just off site the screeching and crunching of metal, followed by the cries of alarmed motorists rings out. Inside the backseat of the car Chloe appears to be talking to the door, which, per Police regulations is locked from the inside with the door handles, levers and knobs being removed to prevent the potential escape of detainees. Suddenly, with no visible activity, the door swings open with a heavy click allowing Chloe to step out. She turns towards the door offering her gratitude, which does not go unnoticed.

“Thank you, Mr. Door”.

Lawson is the first to react, grabbing her by the shoulder leading away from the car where he is quickly joined by his commander, both men sporting an expression of astonishment, staring slack jawed at the girl through wide, disbelieving eyes.

“How did you do that?” Blackburn demands. “Those doors are locked from the inside, there’s no way to open them”.

Chloe shakes her head, her velvety ginger locks bobbing in sync and shrugs.

“Was that some sort of FBI trick the Bureau taught you?”

“I d-don’t know wh-what you’re, you guys are t-t-t-talking about”, she replies softly with another shrug. “A-All I d-did was say please”.

The squealing of crushed metal grows louder, accentuated by the cries of increasingly alarmed drivers, until the supercharged roar of angry pistons hammering about are heard overhead, prompting all parties involved to direct their collective gazes skyward and onto the bulky silhouette of a Chevrolet Suburban falling towards them. They scatter, taking cover behind other nearby cars and large obstacles, with the notable exception of Chloe, who regards the panic-stricken mob curiously as the custom lifted SUV crashes down directly atop Blackburn’s squad car, it’s three plus tons of weight effectively crushing the roof and mangling it beyond recognition, leaving a trail of heavily burnt rubber, courtesy of the aftermarket 44-inch mudders and billowing trails of exhaust fumes in its wake. Car alarms blare lustily as hundreds of pairs of eyeballs peek up from behind their temporary shelters to ascertain the cause of the commotion. Chloe looks up to the driver, a trim, athletic looking man in his forties sporting a short cut hairstyle gelled up, a neatly trimmed goatee matching his dark brown coiffure. With a big smile she waves to the man as the hefty, steel reinforced door is swung open allowing the man to step out. He drops from his elevated position, his painfully polished black Oxfords, thudding on the pavement of the parking lot. Casually he adjusts his pleated black slacks and fishes in the left pocket of his navy-blue FBI windbreaker.

“Hi Mr. Christian!”

Bypassing the dumbfounded duo of Lawson and Blackburn, who continue to stare in silence he approaches Chloe, gently pinching her rounded cheeks.

“Hello Chloe”, he replies warmly as she responds with a hug to her boss. His demeanor quickly changes upon releasing his junior agent. Turning his suddenly hardened gaze onto the wonderstruck police officers. “You better damn well have a fucking good explanation for dragging me out here on my bubble bath night”, he snarls.

Blackburn runs his fingers thoughtfully along his beard, his mind desperately trying to salvage some form of decorum from the unexpected chaos. Drawing a breath, he lifts his eyes to meter Christian’s slow burning focus.

“I’m Commander Blackburn of the LVMPD,” he begins, his thoughts circling the wagons in light of Special Agent Mr. Christian’s menacing visage. A quick gesture towards Lawson and he continues, “We called you here on account of the sheer lack of professionalism displayed by your colleague Special Agent Chloe”.

“Sheer and utter incompetence and buffoonery is more like it”, Lawson adds.

“Let me explain something to you two cockwombles,” he begins testily. “Chloe is the best damned hostage negotiator in the country…”

“Surely you’re joking,” Lawson scoffs, only to draw a sharp rebuke from Christian by way of a stiff right cross which sends him reeling to the pavement.

“Shut up! I only fuck one asshole at a time! So, wait your fucking turn.” Turning his attention back onto Blackburn Christian drives a pointed finger into the other man’s chest. “Did anyone explain to you the importance of my bubble bath day?” he hisses venomously.

“Special Agent Christian…” he pleads before being cut off.

“It’s Mr. Christian”. He snaps. “Special Agent Mr. M-I-S-T-E-R Christian, and again I ask you, did anyone explain the importance of bubble bath day to you?” Chloe clears her throat to join in the conversation

“I-I-I tried t-to M-Mr. Christian, b-b-b-but th-the other guy was b-b-b-being m-mean to me, I’m sorry!” Free roaming tears graze over the delicate features of her youthful countenance, carrying her remorse to the surface. “P-Please forgive me!” she cries. “I-I didn’t m-mean to!”

“Chloekins…” abruptly Christian culls his diatribe; pulling Chloe in close for a hug. “Nothing’s ever your fault sweety. That’s why we’re here, to blame these assholes”.

A satisfied smile crosses her lips, and she steps back, allowing Christian to resume his dressing down of the police veteran. His chest once more being used for fingertip acupuncture, Blackburn backs away from the pointed jabs, only to be followed until he finds himself back against the ragged heap of what used to be his transport.

“Let me explain to you the importance of bubble bath day Blackhead…”

“I-It’s B-B-Blackburn…”

“Shut up, I do the talking around here you crater faced puss peddler!” A brief pause to clear his throat and Mr. Christian resumes his diatribe. “Submergence in water helps to reduce pain and inflammation, like the pain and inflammation of your collective assholes after I get done fucking them. Furthermore, by heating the bath water you increase the temperature of the affected muscles and stimulate blood flow which greatly aids in the recovery process. Also, a hot bath can burn calories, provide a boost to the immune system and help you sleep better”, another pause ensues as Christian renews his pointed jabs into Blackburn’s chest, forcibly pushing him around the parking lot in a circular motion. Nearby, Lawson comes to, rubbing his chin, feeling a dull throbbing sensation at the point of impact. He rises shakily to his feet while the ass chewing continues unabated. “And most importantly of all, I fucking like bubble baths, so the entire God damned world had best come to a full fucking stop on my bubble bath days!” Lawson cautiously approaches his now simpering commander inwardly debating how, and if he should get involved when they are interrupted by the throaty growl of a V twin motorcycle engine.

Turning their heads, the trio eyes a low-profile bike, sporting a sinister looking pair of horizontally mounted headlamps, its sleek matte black frame bearing the load of the massive 1131 cc, 115 horsepower engine, put to the ground by a burley, 12-inch-wide rear wheel. Ridden by a tall, athletically built woman, her face hidden behind a matching matte black helmet with tinted visor and air inlets on top shaped like cat ears to complete the muscular manifestation. Slowing the testosterone infused beast down to a halt she pops out the kickstand with a knee high, black leather stiletto boot, setting the bike to rest and swings a long, color matched black leather clad leg over. Removing the helmet reveals a youthful face with pronounced cheekbones, piercing, lightly colored eyes and a luxurious mane of long, red hair. A simple, black sports bra and the standard navy-blue FBI windbreaker provides the finishing touches.

“That must be the other agent you called”, Lawson regards his superior with a curt nod, adding, “I’m going to liaise with her.

Approaching the stern-faced woman, he extends his hand to her but is rebuffed by her right hand, gripping the synthetic reinforced shell, swinging and slamming the helmet across his face. Spun around Lawson lands on his chest in a broken heap, blood draining from his slobbering mouth onto the asphalt with a pair of teeth lying beside him and she casually leaves the broken mess behind. Approaching the group, she wraps her arm around Chloe offering a peck on the cheek.

“Hiya Chickie!”

“Hi Ms. Amber!”

“W-Was that r-really n-n-n-necessary A-A-Amber?” Blackburn whimpers, his hands still trying to massage his chest.

“It’s Ms. Amber,” she corrects him hastily, “and you’re damn straight it was”, adding, “Anybody who’s mean to Chloe deals with me directly”.

“H-H-How did you know?”

“Listen you walking nut sack,” she says harshly, showing her teeth. Grabbing him by the testicles, she squeezes, forcing the burdened police officer to his knees, wailing in capitulation. “Where the chickie is concerned, I have mother hearing, and if wonder bread wakes up, he’s getting another shot, and one more word out of you guarantees you’ll be leaving this scene wearing your balls as earrings.” Turning her attention from Blackburn to Christian, a concerned expression washing across her face, and she asks, “Tonight’s bubble bath night, isn’t it?”

“It was,” he responds sourly. “But now that you’re here, we should get down to business. Look, I know you’re the team lead but since these assclowns had the audacity to call me from my bubble bath, I still have some ass kicking to do. Would you mind taking up sniper overwatch for Chloe? I have weapons and other stuff in the back”, he finishes gesturing to his black Suburban resting atop Blackburn’s’ crushed squad car. Turning his attention back to the fretful Blackburn he lifts him by the lapels and shoves him towards another car. “I’m not done with your ass by a long shot”.

Taking her leave Amber approaches the mangled heap of Blackburn’s car, climbing the wreckage to access the rear hatch to the Suburban on top, it’s wheels still spinning as Christian never bothered to take it out of gear or turn off the engine. Opening the heavy aperture, she gazes upon a jumbled assortment of heavy weaponry including M 16 machine guns, grenade launchers, a slingshot, Barret .50 caliber BMG sniper rifle, super soaker water gun, a smattering of Chloe’s teddy bears and a pleasant surprise. A grin skates playfully across her face as she lays her shimmering blue-green eyes on a portable Javelin, anti-tank weapon system. Reaching for the heavy, cylindrical firing platform, with its payload nestled securely inside she sighs,

“Come to mama”.

Hopping back down to the pavement Christian notices the weapon in hand and nods in approval.

“A sensible choice”, he says, drawing a look of disgust from Blackburn, having since recovered from his underlying trauma.

“Are you fucking crazy?” He demands. “That damned thing will take out half the block!”

“Including all hostage takers in a single shot”, she answers with a pointed boot to the scrotum, dropping the commander once again. “It’s called efficiency asshole”. With Blackburn disposed of, cradling his well tenderized nether regions Amber turns back to Christian. “I’m gonna take up station on the rooftop across the street”.

“W-Why…?” Blackburn croaks, with tears streaming down his face.

Looking down with an eye roll at the withering heap of a man she shrugs and says, “I never let no sense go unpunished”.

“Got your phone?” Christian asks, kicking the debilitated policeman out of his path.

“Yep, I’ll be watching cat videos on YouTube”.

“Excellent,” he nods affirmatively. “If you find any good ones, send them to me. In the meantime, I’ll let Chloe work her magic and get to work myself on emasculating the rest of these bitches”.

“Will do, boss”.

As Amber disappears into the night Christian places a hand on Chloe’s shoulder, asking “Are you ready to talk to these guys?”

“Y-Y-Yes sir” she stammers. “B-But I n-n-need to g-go in there w-with them, a-and talk t-to them f-face to face”.

“But…” Blackburn, moans groggily, “The door is barricaded”.

“Fucking idiot”, Christian snorts. “Shows how little you dumbasses know. There isn’t a barricade, wall, vault, safe or lock of any kind on this planet my girl can’t bypass.” With a grin he adds, “God help the treasury vault if they deny our pay raise”. With a tap on the shoulder, he gestures Chloe towards the door, “Do your thing sweetie”.

With Chloe making her way towards the door and an astonished, and distressed Blackburn looking on, Christian climbs the wreckage of the police command unit, opening the rear door to his own. He pulls out a self-inflatable rubber swimming pool, tossing it to the ground and next pulls out a five-gallon jug of vegetable oil. Situating the pool in the center of the scene he depresses a button which turns on a small, battery powered compressor that pumps air into the shell, inflating the pool. Curious, uniformed officers, distracted by the unusual actions of the FBI agent turn their attentions away from their various duties of crowd control, liaising with headquarters, combing the scene for potential evidence and securing the area, squarely onto the senior agent as he proceeds to fill the pool with the vegetable oil. Finished, he stands back with a satisfied smirk,

“Now we’re cooking”.

He commandeers a discarded bullhorn from the open trunk of Lawsons’ black and white as he wouldn’t be needing it. Powering the device up he directs it to a gathering of uniformed officers, all of whom are eyeing him eccentrically, their faces awash with bemused inquisition of the less than conventional FBI boss.

“Alright, listen up shitheads,” he begins. “I am Special Agent Mr. Christian of the Federal Bureau of Investigation and on the authority of the Federal government I am taking over this operation. In other words, this is my dreamboat sweethearts, and here’s how things are going to work...,”



Approaching the barricaded door, Chloe pauses, regarding the terrorists within with a smile in greeting. One man, armed with an AK 47 approaches, yelling at her from behind the glass in Arabic. The hard sounds and excited pronunciation give her the impression of anger, prompting the girl to step back, raising her arms in capitulation.

“P-Please, don’t y-yell at me M-M-Mr. T-Terrorist, sir. When p-people yell-yell a-at me i-it scares m-me. I-I know y-you don’t w-want t-to be mean. I-I want t-to b-be your friend”, she says with a warm smile. “W-Would y-you l-l-like to be f-friends too?”

Shouting to be heard from behind the glass, the dark-skinned man with a bushy beard regards the interloper curiously. Turning his head, he shouts to his companion in Arabic and the two are quickly drawn into what appears to be an argument, likely debating the idea of allowing her entry. He steps away, fully engaged with his bushy bearded friend leaving Chloe to her thought. She leans over bringing her face level with the boards used to barricade the door and speaks softly.

“Please, Mr. B-Barricade, I-I can’t be friends with th-these n-n-nice people if you k-keep me out. M-May I c-come in please?”

The boards inexplicably fall to the wayside and an audible click renders the glass door unlocked. Gripping the handle, she pulls the right door open, gaining entry to the utter shock of the occupants who draw their guns on her.

“Th-Thank you Mr. B-Barricade,” she says congenially while stepping over the threshold with her arms raised. “I-I’m sorry”, she offers in a mournful inflection. “I-I didn’t m-mean to scare y-you. I-I only w-want to b-be friends,” she says as the man up front grabs her by the arm and pats her down. Satisfied he ushers her towards the back and sits her down with the other hostages while his partner glares awkwardly at the door for a few moments before re-locking and barricading it.



“She’s in”, Christian calls out over the radio to Amber who responds with a curt ‘10-4’ leaving the man to return to his special project.

The police officers are lined up three deep surrounding the oil-filled pool. Stripped to their underwear the men look on, some of them clapping and cheering, their muscular bodies, coated in a thin layer of vegetable oil and perspiration, gleaming under the luminescence of the streetlamp shining overhead. Looking on from an elevated position, seated on the hood of his SUV with the bullhorn in hand, Christian shouts encouragement to a pair of men wrestling in the pool,

“Come on guys, I’m not seeing enough ass here, let’s get with the program!”

Responding to the command the two men push themselves harder, attempting to apply and counter various hold only to see their efforts thwarted by the oil coating their heaving, rippled physiques. Blackburn and Lawson lie on the ground having succumbed to their injuries and pay no mind to the commotion by the pool, most likely unaware given the toll this situation has taken on them.



Inside the ransacked convenience store the hostage takers find themselves torn between the pandemonium owing to the unusual tactics of the FBI and Chloe who movingly regales them with tales from her childhood. The three men sit around her, their rifles conspicuously absent from their clutches, replaced with drinks and chips from the aisle and listen intently, poking their head up curiously at the ruckus going on outside. Tempted they may be, they find themselves transfixed by the youngster’s doleful delivery.

“W-When I was l-l-little, I-I had a pet, a b-baby hedgehog, who I n-named S-Sonic. I-It was th-the cutest pet I ever h-had. I knitted some m-m-mittens for all f-four of his little b-bitty feet”, she pauses to bring up a picture on her phone, a tiny little hedgehog lying on its back in her palm, wearing the aforementioned mittens and sporting a wide-eyed smile. The hostage takers take the phone as she offers it to them, tarrying for a moment to reflect on the image which draws a collective ‘Awww’ from the hardened trio before returning it to her allow her to resume. “I-I would p-play with h-him e-every day, I even p-put a little c-collar with a b-bell around his n-neck”.



Across the street outside on the rooftop of the laundromat, Amber lies in a prone position and busies herself with YouTube videos, scrolling through her suggested list. She exhales a labored sigh, unable to find anything to her liking and reaches over to check on the Javelin anti-tank missile system. Content with the condition of the weapon, she bows her head, and returns to her search. Suddenly, the screen on her phone goes dark save for a line of small, red text which reads ‘Battery power low’. Recognizing the ominous message, she bolts into an upright position and fumbles anxiously for her radio.  Finding it, she brings it to her lips and speaks in a hurried, almost frantic intonation.

“Amber to Christian, Amber to Christian, we’ve got a big problem up here, please respond. I say again, we’ve got a fucking crisis up here, please respond.”

She waits, nervously strumming her fingers along her thigh for a few moments before the radio buzzes back,

“This is Christian, what is it Amber, what’s wrong?”

“My fucking phone died!” She cries. “I don’t know what to do!”

Shit!” He curses. “I wasn’t counting on that, hang on Amber, give me a moment to work the problem”, he responds hastily.

She clenches and unclenches her fists in rapid fire motion, relying on her advanced training to maintain her composure in time of duress. Despite her efforts however, the team at Quantico had failed to take such an emergency into account and she rises to her feet, her mind racing for the elusive checkered flag of a solution. Grabbing the missile launcher, she starts to pace the vacant rooftop, free of SWAT snipers who had been ordered back for Christian’s oil wrestling extravaganza.  Looking overhead on the cloudy, overcast evening she finds nothing other than a few low flying patches of clouds, churning overhead, threatening rain and the sound of a police helicopter in the distance. It appears to be returning for fuel. The rooftop itself is vacant save for scattered debris and a half empty bucket of tar used to coat the roof some time ago. Down below a gaggle of reporters and cameramen jockey for position to see overtop the mangled heap of Blackburn’s car as it blocks the view of Christian’s unsanctioned pay per view. One eagle-eyed reporter, however, notices her figure pacing about the rooftop and directs his camera onto her. Anxiously she grips the radio transmitter,

“Please tell you got something boss. You know how I get…” A brief pause ensues while as she takes notice of the intrepid newshound. “If I don’t fuck something, and fast…”

“I know, I know…” Christian interrupts. “Maybe you can use my phone?” He suggests.

“Won’t work”, she answers pointedly. “It has that stupid facial recognition thingy”.

“Alright, I’ll have Chloe bring it, she can bypass that easily.”

“Still won’t work, it’ll take too long. Besides, she’s giving them the hedgehog story right now.”

“Aw dude, that’s harsh. I cried for three days after hearing… hey, how the hell did you know that?” he demands in surprise.

“I told you boss; I have mother hearing where my chickie is concerned”.

“Ok, Ok,” he relents. Give me a minute to think then”.

“Make it quick because this shit’s going critical”.

 “I got it!” Nary a second passes before he comes back on crying excitedly, “Take a look down below,” he advises, “and tell me what you see.”

Following his advice, she approaches the bricked ledge rising a scant twelve inches over the roof itself and gazes down into the hungry den of disinformation. The others, numbering roughly 10 in all take notice of her presence and start shouting random questions, and waving their pens, notebooks and hands to gain her attention. With a shrug and a sneer, she turns away, uninterested in the bloodthirsty hyenas.

“The press,” she answers, “so?”

“What’s our team motto?” the station chief replies.

“The only good press is no press at all,” she mutters, wondering where he is going with this.

“So why don’t you go down there and… conduct some interviews…?”

The underlying grin in the man’s tone speaks volumes, especially after reminding her of the team motto and her lips crease into a devilish smirk as she latches onto his meaning. Rifling through her pockets Amber’s hands emerge with a matching pair of iron-grey brass knuckles, which she applies, and takes hold of the transmitter,

“That’s why I love you boss,” she chirps happily. “You understand a girl’s needs”.

“Have fun.”

“Bet your ass I will”, she finishes, striding purposefully towards the drainpipe.



“S-So I d-didn’t care th-that I g-g-g-got beat up at school, b-because I got t-to go home and p-play with Sonic.”

The three hostage takers, so engrossed in Chloe’s tearful tale have all but forgotten their weapons, stashed away next to a chip display by the emptied register. They regard her warmly, their collective gazes doing their best to inject her with affection. She pauses to wipe a tear and one of the would-be terrorists attentively hands her a tissue which she accepts gratefully. Another of the men gently rubs his hand across her back in a comforting motion while waiting silently and patiently for the young woman to regain her composure. Seated next to them, the store employees, identified by their matching work shirts emblazoned in 7-11 colors and bearing the corporate logo on the right breast pocket gorge themselves on chips, their expressions balefully tied up in knots.

“So, what happened next?” the apparent leader of the group seated Indian style to Chloe’s immediate right prods tenderly.

“I-I got on my b-bike,” she begins, stopping briefly to blow her nose into the Kleenex. “A-A-And I pedaled home a-as fast as I c-could. “B-But wh-when I got home…” her voice tapers off, nearing the end of the emotional trail. Taking a large handful of tissues offered, she spends a few moments wiping away a fresh release of tears running down and over a downturned estuary. All three of the hostage takers lend their support by rubbing her back, patting her on the shoulder and the third bringing his head to hers in a show of solidarity, whispering to her ‘stay strong young Chloe, we will protect you’. She looks up, peering into the man’s pleasant scrutiny and nods, clearing her throat. “So, I g-got h-home a-and I was so excited, I-I was g-going to play with S-Sonic on th-the front l-lawn. B-B-But as I approached th-the d-driveway I s-saw him l-l-lying un-under the c-car. H-He wasn’t m-m-m-moving.” The collective gasps in anticipation of her words, two of them already reaching for tissues with the third bowing his head solemnly. Rearing her head, Chloe lets loose and anguished, banshee-like shriek. The tears, having broken through the causeway of her lids, rush down her quaking cheeks bringing with them a flood of emotions. “He was dead!” She collapses into the first man’s arms, sobbing pitifully against his chest adding, “M-My stepmother ran him-him-him over! S-Sonic died!”

A hushed silence befalls the group as the three men subtly shift their positions to surround Chloe, each of them dabbing at their cheeks with tissue. Extending their arms, the group embraces the tormented teen in a group hug. They hold on tightly to her, all of them reflecting on the woeful tale for several moments. Gone is the flashing of the lights outside, the erratic hollering and cat calls and their purpose for being there. They only thing that matters to them at this moment is the delicate young girl in the center, sobbing into their collective chests. Time is standing still until eventually; the leader of the group breaks the embrace. Quietly he rises to his feet, and shuffles towards the register and their AK-47s, leaning against the fixture on standard wooden stocks. He collects them as the others follow his lead, with the third man tenderly helping her up. The remaining two return with the assault rifles cradled in hand, presenting them to her. Drying the last vestiges of her malaise, she accepts the offering as the leader begins to speak in broken English.

“We do not need these anymore”, he says. “We will surrender willingly. I am Abdulnap,” he offers before gesturing to his companions. “And this is Haafiz and Ejaz, and we are your friends. Come, we will walk with you outside.”

The trio removes the barricade, unlocking the doors in the process and emerges outside to a shocking scene; more than perhaps two dozen half-naked cops, stripped down to their underwear, save for badges which have been pinned to the garments with service pistols drawn upon them. Thrusting their hands up in capitulation they are immediately approached by five unarmed and under clothed officers who take turns, glaring questioningly at one another. Christian drops down from his perch looking through the ranks,

“Hey, any of you assholes got some cuffs?”

While the officers search through the pile of clothes for the gleaming nickel restraint devices. Abdulnap, Haafiz and Ejaz take turns embracing Chloe as they are joined by Christian, who offers a congratulatory pat on the back. Finally, one of the semi-nude men emerges bearing three pairs of handcuffs. Haafiz and Ejaz are the first to be detained and are led away to the back of a nearby police cruiser with only Abdulnap remaining. As the cold shackles are secured around his wrist, he leans over, offering Chloe a soft kiss on the cheek and whispering,

“When we are free, I promise you we will hunt down your Zionist stepmother and bring her to the judgement of Allah”.

“Thank you, Mr. Abdulnap,” she replies with a wave as the last of them is led away.

Turning to face her boss, Chloe smiles up at him, hopeful for a sign of approval which she gets by way of a quick shoulder rub. Looking down at her he smiles, pinching her cheek playfully,

“That’s my girl.”

Glancing around the disheveled scene she turns her gaze back onto her superior, her brows furrowed quizzically.

“Umm… Mr. C-C-Christian?”

“Yeah sweety?”

“W-Where’s M-Ms. Amber?



In the darkened alley way between the laundromat and Roberto’s’ Tacos, a pile of broken bodies serves as a blockade to unwanted eyes. Battered and bruised, beaten into quiescence they lie in a mangled heap, blood draining from the faces of some onto the crumbling sidewalk. A soft breeze carries the agonized moans off into the night. A heavy thud follows it, along with the screeching crunch of soft metal being forcibly distorted. A thud chases the reverberation, a harsh report of steel slamming into bone. A snap and pop bring the sadistic symphony to a merciful close. Special Agent Ms. Amber stands over the moribund pyramid, her face twisted into a mosaic of gleeful malevolence.

“Any more of you bitches want an interview?"


6
Supercard Archives / Re: BOMBSHELL GAUNTLET
« on: March 19, 2022, 04:38:37 PM »
Moths flutter agitatedly about a streetlamp near the corner of St Louis and south Industrial Road, a rundown district immediately south of the Stratosphere Hotel and casino known for illegal prostitution, thefts, burglaries, car jackings and of course, drugs. Referred to by the locals as ‘crack alley’, it is permeated with rows of dilapidated stores, long since shuttered, litter infested parking lots, and numerous broken streetlamps lining the pothole riddled streets rendering them something more akin to a minefield than an avenue. A vast homeless encampment sits along Industrial underneath the well-traveled Sahara overpass. The chain link fencing formerly surrounding the area has long since been torn down, left to lie in a heap and allowing the dredges of sin city to invade the gravelly boneyard of refuse. Drug dealers and prostitutes meander through the camp, enduring the ever-lingering odor of urine and feces, hoping against hope to be able to conduct business. They eyeball anyone who ventures near the shoddily constructed tents made of discarded clothing, sticks and the occasional tarp sizing up potential buyers… or competition.

The lamp flickers out, just another unchecked box on the city of sin’s ‘to do’ list and briefly confuses the moths as a pair of footsteps softly approach. Stopping, a shadowy figure turns towards the vagabond tract. Two more pairs of feet follow closely behind, decidedly more pronounced with a heavy footed, lumbering gait thudding against the concrete roadmap formerly taken as a sidewalk. The trio stops and the lamp flickers back on, delighting the moths and revealing two, beefy figures draped from head to toe in dark clothing which serves to blend them with the shadows, their faces obscured by matching wide-brimmed fedoras and a downturned chin. The third, considerably smaller but also decked out in similar raiment looks toward the site, with long, flowing tresses of burnt orange hair cascading from the hat and down to the middle of the back and takes stock of the situation.

Chloe Benton huffs “T-the f-f-f-fucker b-better have m-my damned money-money”. A breeze rolls through, swirling about the zone, picking up and dropping pieces of paper, rolling along tumbleweeds and carrying the wafting stench of rotted food and careless human evacuation to her now grimacing face. “I-I-I should-d-d bust a c-cap in his ass for m-m-making me wait. I-I n-need to get home a-and-d-d h-help with the d-dishes.”

Looking down the street, just North of the encampment one of the two men flanking the diminutive Chloe spies a slender figure with a spasmodic gait ambling towards them, stopping every few yards and gesturing to a vacant building with his hands. The face of the single-story building sports a faded coat of white paint, accentuated by graffiti and doors, barricaded shut. Slowly, he break dances past the former home of the scandal ridden Crazy Horse Too Men’s club towards the group.

“I think that’s him”, the hulking man to Chloe’s left says in a throaty, sonorous growl, gesturing softly in his direction. “Higher than a fucking kite too”.

“Either that or the mother fucker’s being electrocuted”, his companion offers in a hushed whisper.

A loud screech emanates from the overhead pass, hard tires desperately grinding against the warmed asphalt of an oft traveled lane accompanied by the angry blaring of a car horn and followed by the acrid smell of burnt rubber. Although a welcome reprieve to the nostrils of those dwelling beneath the bridge the unexpected noise serves as an unexpected jolt to the jittery figure approaching them. He freezes momentarily, his hooded head gazing upwards towards the source of the commotion and assesses the situation.

“Man…” The man to Chloe’s left grumbles under his breath. “You’d think this idiot was a strung-out deer during hunting season. Taking a single step away from his companions towards the spooked representation of the local wildlife, he reaches towards the man and shouts, “Man, get your dumb ass over here, we ain’t got all night!”

Sparked back to his senses he resumes his trek, hastening his pace to a trot until reaching the group. The two bodyguards take station on either side with Chloe standing directly in front of him, each placing a meaty ham hock on a corresponding shoulder, a not-so-subtle hint to stand still while their boss searches him. She runs her delicate digits along the dirty grey blue jeans, pausing at the waist band and then to the insides of the battered black hoodie. Finding nothing she resumes her posture, nodding to her goon squad.

“So…” she begins in a softened tone. “W-wh-where is m-my money?”

“I haven’t sold it yet!” The fidgety ferret cries. His voice is acute, a sewing needle into the ears of the others and drawing a grimace from Chloe. “But I will get it, I’m supposed to be seeing a buyer tomorrow”. His limbs, agitated by his flying heartrate and exacerbated by nerves begin to twitch excitedly which prompts the bodyguards to grip him tightly by the arms. “I promise!”

Looking up at him she places her palm against his five o’ clock shadow, patting his cheek. Still caught in the vice-like grip of her cohorts, he clenches and unclenches his fist rapid fire mandating them to tighten the clamps, lifting the squirrel off his feet, exposing a series of faded red needle tracks running along his pallid, emaciated forearms.

“Oh, I-I k-know y-you will”.

“No!” He slobbers, his eyes glossy and red, brimming with tears. “I-I promise!” Escaping the barrier of his lids, the tears now freefall down his pock-marked face as he quivers in the grasp of her henchmen. “Please, please don’t hurt me”.

“N-No”, she replies, shaking her small head. “Th-that would be mean”.

Her reply draws a bemused response from her friends, but rather than say anything they instead stare blankly at the other as their queen reaches into the hip pocket of snugly fit black Wranglers with a soft, cream-colored hand and pulls out a crumpled piece of paper and a pen. Holding up before his streaked, alabaster face she uncrumples it and demands…

“W-wh-what d-d-d-does this s-say?”

“Uhh…” Straining his wildly dilated brown eyes he scrutinizes the irregular penmanship, hastily scribbled as if by a chicken on its way to the chopping block. “It says IOU 1 brick or $5,000 and it’s signed… Dale”.

“Th-th-that’s right”, she nods, folding the paper up and returning it to the confines of her pocket. “I-I-I g-gave you a b-b-b-brick of cr-crack cocaine. Do you r-realize how hard-hard it was t-to h-hide that from m-my stepmother? D-don’t you think m-my friends and I d-deserve compensation?”

Yes! Absolutely!”

“S-so do we”, she says, nodding at her men to set the struggling lab animal down. “A-and th-this time w-we’re g-going to make sure that you give us what we d-d-deserve”.

“H-How?” His heart skips a beat as images flood his mind bringing with them a riptide of emotions. “How are you… what are you going to do?”

“W-we’re go-going to say p-please”.

The words, though penetrating his ears, do not immediately hit home. Involuntarily he cringes at the expected answer, his wobbly knees giving way to the dirty sidewalk. His bloodshot eyes peek up over bushy, unkempt brows as her words finally hit home. A weak grin slides across his face upon realization as he leans forward, kissing Chloe’s black Chinese knockoff Air Jordans.

“Oh, thank you, thank you!” He sputters. “You won’t regret this”.

With a nod from their boss the two henchmen pull Dale back to his feet. The limp smile slowly fades as Chloe places her hands on his shoulders, gripping the dirty, fraying fabric of his hoodie, her pink sparkled talons digging into the meatless bone of his deltoids as she clears her throat.

“One m-m-m-more th-thing,” she says in a hushed tone. Lowering her gaze to match his. “W-We d-don’t like m-m-mean people s-so you-you’re g-going to have t-to prove that y-you are a n-nice man”.

“H-h-how?” His response is shaken, a by-product of the drugs coursing through his fitful veins. “What do you want?”

An unanticipated smile sets his mind at ease, though not his paroxysmal limbs which continue to dance in the collective grasps of Chloe and her sidekicks.

“You-you’re g-g-going t-to ap-apologize f-for wasting our t-t-time a-a-and not only are y-you going to pay for the b-b-b-brick, but you also owe us t-t-two d-dollars each for b-bus fare”.

The weary smile returns to his face, and he bobs his head up and down excitedly, mouthing the word ‘yes’ repeatedly.

“I am truly sorry that I was unable to pay you today he offers in a still unsteady, though decidedly more relieved southern drawl. “I promise I will get you your money… and the bus… fare. Confused by the unusual demand but not being one to look a gift horse in the mouth Dale nods eagerly in confirmation of the demands. “M-May I go now?” He asks hopefully.

Chloe dismisses him with a wave of her hand as she and her guards release the grateful junkie. “G-Go on, g-g-get out of here”, she says turning away from him. “The last b-bus runs in t-twenty m-minutes. We have t-to go”.

Dale follows suit, as his newly energized legs pump madly propelling him quickly from the scene leaving the trio to themselves as they turn north on Industrial breaking into a quickened stride of their own. Briskly they leave behind the homeless encampment and the breaching stench granting their grateful nostrils a reprieve. Two short blocks and they silently cross the decaying asphalt of the street and turn right onto St. Louis Avenue. Passing by a shuttered donut shop, it’s windows heavily boarded up with shards of glass glistening underneath the streetlamp. Graffiti lines the faded white paint of brick walls, battered by an endless convoy of vandals. Continuing down the path, they stride purposefully over the cracked concrete of the perilously neglected sidewalk. Tufts of grass spring though the cracks with weeds lining the erratic edges. In short order the dingy concrete jungle slowly begins to give way to the sprawling acreage of the Stratosphere. Towering above the city at a magnificent height of 1,149 feet the tower, with its observation deck, roller coaster and slingshot style ride atop the needle stands as the tallest structure in the western United States, and a beacon to site seers, thrill seekers and harried drug lords trying to make the bus. Chloe pauses, glancing up at the tower with its neon red needle.

“We-we’re almost-most th-there”, she offers. “J-just two m-more blocks”.

Invigorated by the news the group quickens their pace which carries them into a considerably more attractive neighborhood. Stores brightly lit and in good working order greet them, the whine of car engines greet their ears courtesy of motorists traveling to and from the casino and of course, the flashing neon announcing the amenities inside the tower awaiting guests. The street grows populated once more as regular people amble about the area, a stark contrast to where they have come from. Looking ahead Chloe makes out the familiar 7-11 logo, brightly lit, standing at the corner of St. Louis and Fairfield.

“Th-there”, she says, jutting her index finger towards the glowing signage. ”Th-the bus st-stop is at that c-c-corner.

Finally, with their journey nearing an end the group takes station at the sign marked stop, taking advantage of a covered bronze bench sitting beneath an advertisement laden canopy. Additional pedestrians meander about the sidewalk, mostly ignoring the somewhat odd triumvirate, preferring to focus on their own business. A quick turn of the head by the ringleader reveals that they are along in their wait for the public transport. The two bodyguards quietly converse among themselves briefly before turning to the boss.

“Hey, how are we gonna pay the fare? We don’t have any money, remember?”

“L-L-Leave that t-to me”, Chloe answers softly, her voice withdrawn to avoid any eavesdroppers. “I have an-an id-dea”.

Satisfied the pair withdraw from conversation and take up the time-honored avocation of people watching. Gone are the smelly, unkempt denizens of ‘crack alley’, in their place brighter faces, filled with youthful enthusiasm and a sense of purpose, a welcome change of scenery. So wrapped in their observations are they that the trio almost fails to notice the less than timely arrival of the buss. Only the release of pressure built up the vehicle’s air brakes alerts them. They rise from their shared seat with the two big men deferring to their dainty boss. A heavy-set man clad in dark blue slacks with a sky blue button up and black tie turns in the burdened driver’s seat which groans in protest. He glares at them expectantly from behind a pair of black horn-rimmed glasses, his vacant brown eyes matching the leathery tone of his face. With a beefy finger he gestures to the coin collector, a device to collect and count the coins so favored by his riders. Chloe pauses, looking behind to make sure that no one is behind them watching and again down the empty aisle of the bus. Satisfied she leans in towards the driver who regards her with a furrowed brow. Reaching into the pocket of her black wool, full length overcoat she produces a Ziplock bag, bulging with small, chuffy, soft pink rock-like pellets.

“W-we d-d-don’t have any money sir”, she begins guardedly. “B-but we n-need a ride a-and can p-pay you with this”.

Leaning over he pulls down his glasses to inspect the package asking through an irritated inflection, “Young lady, is that what I think it is?”

“I-I-It’s P-Peruvian Pink, 99% purity. Th-this bag is worth $5,000 on th-the street. I-it’s yours i-if you g-give us a ride”.

The driver’s reflection remains unchanged, despite the highly unusual offer, most likely conditioned by driving overnight in Sin City, dealing with drunks, prostitutes, addicts, gang members and other assorted inhabitants of the city of sin. He shakes his head; the man’s jowls swaying in motion and then turns his gaze back upon her.

“Girl, what the hell kind of drug dealer are you?”




“I-I’m n-not a drug d-d-d-dealer mama!” Instinctively, she cowers in the looming presence of her stepmother looming over her. Backing once more into the breakfast bar she finds herself trapped in the face of the imminent threat posed by Jessica Benton’s inflamed disposition. “I-I can p-prove it!” she cries, raising her arms to protect her face from the expected blow, a blow which does not come.

“Alright, how can you prove it?” she demands through clenched teeth, still glowering down at her errant stepdaughter.

“I-I’ve had several m-m-matches already,” the girl stammers nervously, hoping not to further enflame her stepmother’s notoriously volcanic temper. “S-some of them are on y-YouTube. I-I can sh-show you o-on my phone”.

“Alright”, Mt. Jessica relents, taking a step back, allowing Chloe to retrieve her phone from the white, scuff marked top of the breakfast bar. “Show me, and you better not be pulling my leg, or I’m gonna be pulling your hair, do you understand me?”

“Y-Yes mama, I u-understand”.  Activating the silver cased iPhone XS, she opens the YouTube app and types her name into the search bar. A split second later numerous videos are shown on the six-and-a-half-inch screen which she scrolls through with via fingertip. Eventually she settles on the only match she has ever won, a hotly debated contest against SCW washout Taylor Blazer. With a fidgeting index finger, she touches the encircled white arrow prompting the video to play as she sets the phone down for Jessica to watch. Training her eyes on the device the woman folds her fleshy arms indifferently across the chest and peers down as the video buffers momentarily before starting to play. Instantly she recognizes her stepdaughter in the ring, wearing a simple black leotard with matching boots, elbow and knee pads. The two women lock up and proceed to grapple, with Chloe generally coming out on the short ends of the exchanges. This continues for several minutes with the pair watching in silence.

Chloe’s mind, however, is a chaotic mess. A violently swirling torrent of fears and anxieties streaming through her conscious thoughts inflicting the teen with pusillanimous sentiments courtesy of a turbulent upbringing. Since the age of four, following the death of her mother when her father remarried, Jessica has proven to be temperamental and violent, constantly abusing Chloe and her elder stepsister Janice. Often for the most innocuous of reasons leading the youngest to develop a stuttering problem. Though her parents did try to get her help with this issue, they were never able to decipher the cause and eventually cast it aside leaving the girl to deal with the affliction on her own. The beatings never stopped, or even slow down. They continued unabated, aided by her father’s alcoholism leading his wife, Jessica to shoulder much of the burden, a task ill suited to a woman with no coping mechanisms other than violence. She grew up in fear of her stepmother and remains so, despite the proof of her argument staring the other woman right in the eyes, an argument to which only the unreasonable would not concede.

“Hmph”, the elder of the two grunts, folding her arms across her hefty chest.

Her gaze remains fixed on the spectacle unfolding before her eyes however, as she continues to watch the events as they unfold. Chloe stands by nervously, her gaze torn between the match playing out and her stepmother’s intractable façade. Several more tense moments pass in silence with the youngster anxiously shifting her stance until the match reaches its conclusion as Chloe wins in a surprising manner to the delight of the crowd. The screen goes blank as she reaches to shut down the append then glaring up at Jessica in nervous anticipation. The woman remains silent a moment longer before clearing her throat with a stout cough.

“So, this you what you do?” She asks in a raspy, smoker’s voice, “Roll around on the floor with other girls?”

“It’s c-c-called wrestling m-mama”, she pleads from behind glassy brown saucers. “I-It’s a c-competition. W-When you win y-y-you g-get paid more, a-and I won!”

“I see that”, she grunts. “And just how much did you get paid?”

Chloe falls silent, her mind racing feverishly in search of an acceptable answer to the question posed, a fair question but not one she wanted to be entirely forthright about. The Benton family has never had much in the way of money with the vast majority of her father’s earnings going to bills and necessities with what little that was left over invariably finding its way into Jessica’s pocket. If the family finances were a rope, Jessica would be Bill Pickett. She replays the events following her unexpected win and elects to tell the truth, albeit indirectly.

“R-remember a f-few months ago wh-when I p-p-paid the rent-rent a-and bought that n-new TV?” She queries with an uneasy eye on the big woman who remains with her arms folded, listening intently. “I-I b-b-bought it w-with the m-m-money I won th-that night”.

“You made all that money from playing with that one girl for ten minutes?” She asks in an even tone, surprising Chloe, her mind still occupied with the potential proposed by her stepdaughter. If she could pay the rent and then some after ten minutes…

“Now, what about this other match?” She asks. “How much can you make doing that?”

“I-It’s a gauntlet ma-match mama”, the girl explains, making certain to keep her already soft voice as smooth as she can to avoid triggering the ticking time bomb Jessica Benton is frequently known to be. “I-I’m wr-wrestling f-f-five other g-girls, Kat Jones, I-I told you a-b-bout her, M-Mercedes Vargas, L-L-L-Lavana Cade, Crystal Zurich… I-I-I’m n-not really sure h-how to pron-n-nounce her name and B-B-Bella Madison. I-If I w-win I c-can make t-twice as m-much!”

With a hefty sigh Jessica withdraws, still considering the argument posed, though her suddenly more relaxed demeanor, evidenced by her withdrawal and the slightest hint of a smirk edging out at the corner of her thin lips.

“All of that for letting other girls sit on your face for a few minutes?” She asks with a sarcastic leer. “Alright, you can go”, she finally relents. “Go on and play with your sex doll, I’ll finish up here”.

“Mama, it’s a…”

“Don’t argue missy, I’ve already given you my permission”.

“Y-Yes ma’am”, Chloe says demurely. Stepping towards her the much smaller teen leans up on her pink, painted toes, craning her neck to offer a kiss on the cheek. “Th-Thank you m-mama”.

Jessica’s response, is curt as she juts a corpulent hook towards the hallway, barking in a Southern Virginia twang, “Go on now, git!”

Chloe beats a hasty retreat, the soft thudding of her feet against the brown carpet reverberating through the hall as she darts back into her room feeling a jolt of energy surging through her reinvigorated body. The door shuts with a soft clank as the youngster is careful not to slam it and risk irritating the temperamental Mount Jessica and leaving the elder woman to her pecuniary thoughts.

Once inside Chloe drops down onto the edge of the unmade twin bed, the quilted blanket wrapped around a pair of teddy bears, with a blue unicorn peeking through the sincere wrapping. Drawing a gorged sigh she exhales emphatically, releasing the pent-up tension and anxiety in a grateful huff. Though thankful for this small victory, she realizes that the battle itself is far from won, a realization that propels her to reach under the well-worn bed to pull out the grappling dummy. Now it is time to prepare for the war, a contest against five other Bombshells far more experienced than herself. With the dummy now in the middle of the floor she straddles its plush torso but does nothing. Her vacant eyes are withdrawn into the thoroughly pelted pothole of her psyche.

“I need to do something”, she utters softly to herself. “But what?”

She considers the lineup against her in the upcoming gauntlet match, her mind reviewing the qualifications and records of each opponent in the SCW announcer’s voice. Kat Jones, a woman, larger than herself…

“Hunh, aren’t they all?”

… and an adept technical wrestler specializing in submissions. Levana Cade, an aggressive fighter known for her temper as well as tendencies towards brawling. Bella Madison, another technical wrestler, but also known to sprinkle in some catch techniques along with high spots from time a time, a very well-rounded individual. The remaining two opponents are Crystal Zdunich and Mercedes Vargas. A frown drops across her face as she can gather no recollections of having seen them in action, knowing only their faces and names, two names with whom she has yet to cross paths. An arduous groan drives through the narrowed corridor of her lips and she straightens her posture atop the dummy. She reaches for the phone jettisoned atop her bed and puts her fingers to work. She brings up the google search engine and types Crystal’s name into the blank bar, pressing enter. The screen promptly lights up, the blue text against a near blinding white background elicits a series of rapid eye blinks as they adjust the new conditions. Scrolling down the links, she selects one hosted by a site called ‘Wrestler’s database’ figuring it to be more detail oriented and reads aloud…

“Crystal Zdunich is a professional wrestler signed to SCW where she currently competes… yeah, yeah, I know that”, she mutters while scrolling for more pertinent information which is found in short order, eliciting an all stop from her fingers. Steadying the rolling page, she reads on, “Multiple time Bombshell, Roulette and tag team champion… four-time hall of famer… wait, what?” Her eyes zero in on the annotation as her suddenly flurried thought process attempts to nail down an obtrusive bone of contention. “How do you join the same hall of fame four times, what the hell?” With her mind devouring the meat off the bone she opens a fresh tab and revisits Twitter, the social media app where she has seen the most of Zdunich. Recalling the pompous bombast and self-aggrandizement so frequent in the woman’s posts she is quick to connect the remaining two pieces. “I get it, she probably made her own personal hall of fame”.

With a shrug, she closes the second app and returns to google, typing in the name of the final participant in the gauntlet match, Mercedes Vargas. Selecting the link which strikes as most promising she is returned to ‘Wrestler’s database’ and again reads out loud,

“From Buenos Aires, Argentina, currently living in Los Angeles, California Mercedes Vargas is primarily a technical wrestler who accents her offense with hints of Lucha Libre, a style favored in Mexico and strong style. A veteran of more than a decade Mercedes boasts a championship history consisting of The World Bombshell championship twice, The SCW Roulette championship four times, World Bombshell tag team championship three times, two-time SCW triple crown champion, Grand Slam Champion…” Her voice tapers off into a hushed silence as her eyes slam into a great wall of accomplishments, a list needing several additional pages and listing titles held, length of title reigns, records held, awards won and more. Regaining her bearings Chloe scrolls flippantly through the list, not bothering to read, merely curious as to its length. The robust catalog appears unending, spurring her to cease scrolling and glare incredulously at the rolling logs of credentials. “Holy… what the… talk about a wall of text. H-How did she even have time to breathe?” She shakes her head, her wavy mane bobbing in sync. “No,” she says with a degree of finality in her tone, driving it home by dropping the phone back onto her bed. “This must be made up, like Crystal’s stuff. It’s probably some wrestler wiki.”

“I’ve got a match to try and win”, she mutters, breathing in a fresh swell of resolve. “I’m not going to be intimidated by a bunch of fake accomplishments”.

Mounting the grappling dummy, she renews her preparation in earnest, propelled by a rush of adrenaline and heightened by a single sentence being relayed in the voice of the SCW ring announcer as she rains down bruising elbow strikes – grunting with each blow landed upon the misshapen head of the vinyl sparring partner…

“Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the 2022 Blaze of Glory Bombshell Gauntlet match and a guaranteed title match, Chloe Benton!”

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Supercard Archives / Re: BOMBSHELL GAUNTLET
« on: March 11, 2022, 05:34:36 PM »
She stands the black vinyl grappling dummy upright, her fingers clutching as talons into the shoulders of the 70-pound crumb rubber filled ‘enemy’. With matching lace stitching at the seams to provide durability for the odd-looking contrivance it is designed to provide resistance, resistance which will surely be tested. Overhead a ceiling fan whirs lazily, adding a gentle breeze to the 12 by 12 bedroom of her parent’s apartment. Outside of the concrete walls, an erratic wind rustles the leaves of a nearby tree against the window, scratching and screeching, heralding a change in weather to come. Inside, Chloe maintains her grip on the sturdy mannequin; with articulated joints and poseable limbs it nearly matches her five feet in height. Beads of perspiration form at the youngster’s brow, a byproduct of exertion as she holds it steady, her stomach heaving in and out, allowing her heavy breath to slowly ebb with her heart rate. The lighting is subdued, courtesy of a tired blue porcelain lamp, a remnant of decades past. Steadying her bare feet against a blue rubber wrestling mat, barely 6 by 6 feet and laid out beside her unkempt twin-sized bed she allows her chocolate almonds to scan the room, wary of the cramped space in which she operates to ensure not to collide with the faded wooden dresser on the far side and a burdened mahogany computer desk behind her, which sports a pair of cinder blocks in place of a missing wooden leg.

Satisfied, she reaches down to adjust her back sports bra emblazoned with the faded logo of an unfamiliar company, a garment victimized by too many battles with the chemically treated water of the washing machine. A drawn-out sigh whistles softly between pursed lips as her body tenses in anticipation. A deep breath and Chloe drops her hands, quickly bringing her arms down, wrapping them around the dummies’ waist. She locks her fingers, lifting it and with a mighty twist of her torso spins it around, slamming it to the mat with herself landing with a muted thud on top. Quickly she straddles it, reaching out to take control of one of the extended arms and tucks it beneath her armpit with her body falling off to the side, maintaining control. She slides her right leg beneath the arms, trapping it between her legs and leans back, desperately holding onto the wrist, securing an armbar. She locks her feet, further entwining the arms of the dummy between taut black leggings layering a pair of straining legs.

Releasing the arm, she slides back on top of the sweat laden figure, straddling it once more and takes the left arm by the wrist. Bending it back she slides her left between the crevice created, attempting to craft another submission hold but a lack of familiarity with the human skeletal system fails to produce anything recognizable, prompting her to release the hold with a dissatisfied grunt. Drawing another breath Chloe repositions herself atop the counterfeit sparring partner while her mind replays a slideshow of the MMA fights she’s viewed, scrolling through the catalog of memory until settling on perhaps the most common finishing sequence, the fabled ground and pound. Riding her helpless ‘opponent’ The recently turned 18-year-old rains punishment down on its’ vacant face. Caught up in the moment she pictures herself in a real fight which provides a surge of adrenaline that explodes from the heart and races through to her small fists which hammer away relentlessly for several moments until, spent, she is no longer able to continue, her burning lungs giving in to desperate cries for oxygen. With heaving chest, the girl slumps forward, resting against her impassive ‘foe’. She fails to notice a string of muffled footsteps marching down the hall outside her room.

Squeaking in protest, the flimsy, balsa wood door is swung open, alerting the drained young woman to the arrival of another, but she pays it no mind, not bothering to move from atop of the slippery vinyl figure in favor of recouping spent energy.

“Chloe Benton, what in the name of God are you doing?”

Startled by the asperous voice reverberating off the walls she lifts her head, turning her weary gaze to the source of the outburst, her stepmother looking on, the heavy-set features of the elder woman’s face mired in a coagulated appalment. Her face is reddened by exertion, and now compounded by surprise, she quickly bolts to her feet. From behind a cold pair of steely grey eyes, encompassed by a layer of leathery skin, hardened in appearance by age the stern-faced woman casts a cavillous scowl towards her nervously approaching stepdaughter.

“So, while I’m cleaning up after dinner you mean to tell me that you’re in here playing with a sex doll?” Her tone is taxing, a perfect match to a pressing demeanor. Planting heavy hams against substantial hips the considerably larger woman glowers down at her, with her beefy frame providing an imposing backdrop. The woman, Jessica Benton looks on, her thin lips tightened into a disgusted knot. She shakes her head, and the dangling threads of a hastily arranged salt and pepper updo follow suit. “And where did you get that blow up doll?” she demands. “You’re too young to go into places like that”.

“I-I-it’s n-not a sex d-doll mama”, Chloe pleads through a demure inflection. “It’s a-a g-grappling d-dummy”. The words stumble through the corridor of her throat, stumbling over syllabic speed bumps. She stands before the other woman on quivering stems, looking up at her from behind a glassy pair of chestnut lenses. “I-I h-have a m-m-match th-this w-w-weekend, an impor-import-tent match. I-I have to pre-prepare-prepare”.

The girl’s pleas fall on deaf ears however, as her stepmother stands firm in resolution bellowing, “The only thing you have to do is get your ass in that damned kitchen and help me wash the dishes young lady!” Jutting a beefy finger towards the doorway she regards her timidly silent stepdaughter through a snarl of contempt, “Now, put your little play doll away and get your ass into the kitchen!”

“I-It’s n-n-not a play doll m-mama, it’s a gr-grappling d-d-d…”

“I said now!” The angry thunderclap pierces the girls’ quavering attempt at an explanation, snapping her into fearful compliance. “Move!”

Her train of thought shattered by the relentless shelling of her stepmother’s bombast, Chloe returns to the dummy, sliding the sweat laden apparatus underneath her bed. A sigh of relief slithers through pursed lips upon hearing the familiar clump of the elder woman’s heavy footed gait amble back down the hall. With her “sex toy” safely tucked away she takes a moment to collect her thoughts, to put her frayed emotions back in place and slowly rises for what is certain to be a tense assignment.

A small breakfast bar with two etiolated wooden stools wearily guards the entry into the equally unimpressive kitchen. A mere 10 by 10 feet the kitchen is cramped by connected rows of faded white cupboards overhead which give way to a dirty white refrigerator sporting a handful of magnets advertising discounts on services and a smattering of upcoming bills tucked into a black mesh organizer. Another ceiling fan lopes aloft the well-worn dirty yellow tile, doing its best to cool the occupants, despite having lost one of its’ three appendages. An older gas stove sits nearby, separated from the fridge by a tattered cutting station. The top is smattered with aged grease stains and food splatter, and to the far left, near the edge of the breakfast bar, separated by a dish drying station, set up with a battered rack seated atop a brown towel sits the double sink.

Jessica stands in front of the right sink, which is filled with soapy water, her hefty hands encased in bright yellow latex gloves, scrubbing the remnants of the evening meal from a plate before setting it in the rinsing sink where Chloe now takes station, snagging a drying cloth from the handle of the cupboard above.

Carefully she reaches into the clear, warm water, pulling the plate from the foamy depths and gingerly applying the cloth to dry it off before gingerly setting it down in the rack to her left. Though attentive and careful with the delicate porcelain, an almost imperceptible clank by the plate as it contacts another in the next rung proves enough to draw the attention, and a sharp rebuke from her stepmother.

“How many times do I have to tell you to be careful with those dishes?”

“I-I was careful, mama!” Chloe cries in her own defense, but her words fall on deaf ears with the robustly framed woman throwing a green scrub pad into the lather and turning to glare through enflamed lenses at her uneasy stepdaughter. “I-I r-r-really was m-mama”.

“Like hell you were, I could hear it all the way over here.”

“B-B-But y-you-you’re right n-next t-to me.” The younger girl, though intimidated, fires back as mildly as possible, fearful of an angry reprisal, yet still feeling the need to assert her argument. Timidly, she ebbs from her notoriously ill-tempered guardian, only to see her progress blocked by the impassive bulk of the breakfast bar.

“Don’t you sass me young lady”, the glowering behemoth snarls venomously through clenched teeth while closing the gap. “You ain’t big enough that I won’t give you a whoopin’ do you understand me?”

“Y-Yes mama, I-I’m sorry”.

“Now get back to drying these dishes”. Returning to the sink Jessica Benton, retrieves the scrub pad from the water and resumes her work on another plate. Her thoughts quickly turn from the brief disagreement with Chloe and back to the scene she had encountered moments ago in the girl’s bedroom. “And I want you to get rid of that sex doll, do you hear me?”

“I-It’s not a s-sex doll, mama, i-it’s a g-gr-grappling dummy, I u-use it to pr-practice wrestling. I-it doesn’t even have ap-appendages, j-just arms, and l-l-legs. It’s f-for practicing holds”.

“It looks like a sex doll to me, and I don’t want it in this house. Not only that, I want you to stop rolling around in your with other girls and go get a real job. The 7-11 down on the corner is hiring”.

“B-but mama, I-I’m m-m-making money wrestling!” The youngster’s voice rises to a sharp, thin peak in protest. The thought of giving up her lifelong dream, after so much effort and heartache only serves to rekindle the flames of desire smoldering within the cauldron of her belly. She was never the best wrestler, she didn’t even consider herself to be any good, but she has been improving, and slowly but surely the light at the end of the tunnel began to make itself visible. After nearly a year into such an arduous journey, to turn back upon finally seeing the beacon of hope would be sacrilegious, something she simply can not and will not allow. “I can’t do th-that mama”, her voice quavering, but her gaze is resolute, making direct contact with Jessica’s laser-like focus. “I-I have a b-b-big match c-coming, up a-and I c-can m-make a l-lot of money.”

Abruptly the bigger of the two drops another finished dish off into the aqueous repository and turns to Chloe, her enflamed eyes boring a hole into the girl’s resolve, steadily churning away at it during the uneasy silence.

“Oh really?” She demands.

Her small bare feet shudder involuntarily in response to the unspoken challenge, a by product of an abusive upbringing and triggers an innate desire to surrender to the murky threat veiled by her stepmother’s typically aggressive interrogation. A vision flashes through her anxious mind; she sees herself old and frail, the freshness of youth having long since fled her pointless existence and working behind a counter, tending to the demands of the angry, unkempt and uncouth dredges of society, her dreams minimalized to crumbs, crumbs to be swept away by the broom held in her hands.

Not this time

“Y-yes mama”, she answers, straining her posture, ready to meet the imminent threat head on.

I’ve been beaten up by a hell of a lot better people than you.

“I-It’s a gauntlet match”. Her nervous stutter slows as she begins to speak, bolstered by a resolve, forged in the fire of being raised in a matriarchal magma chamber. “I-it’s a big show, called Blaze of Glory, one of the biggest of the year, thousands of fans will be there. I’ll be wrestling Mercedes Vargas, Lavana Cade, Crystal Zdunich, Bella Madison and Kat Jones, who’s my friend. Ms. Kat is very nice to me, and I like her”.

The 18-year old’s resolve fails to impress Jessica however, who looks down her nose at the timorous teen. The woman’s frozen grey orbs projecting an icy sheet of contempt. Still, unfamiliar with the world of pro wrestling she elects to allow her daughter to continue.

“Go on,” she commands.

“If I win, I get a title shot!”

“What’s that?”

“A match against the champion”, Chloe explains, pausing to carefully consider her words in hope of enlightening her spectacularly closed-minded stepmother. Reviewing, through her mind’s eye the impossibly long list potential objections, with the possibility of personal injury being the least of her concerns, the young woman files through her own mental rolodex, scrolling by each one deliberately until arriving at the most prominent card of contention, money. “C-Champions g-get paid more,” she begins, her tongue tripping over the log jam of words piling up at the causeway of her chapped lips, released by fading resolve in the face of disconsolateness. The only meaningful event of her still blooming life; it must be perfect if she is to convince the temperamental tyrant. “E-E-Everybody gets p-paid more when they f-fight, err… wrestle the champ-champion. I-I would have enough money t-t-t-to b-buy cl-clothes a-and furniture for the h-house and other th-things-things”.

Looking up through glassy brown doe-eyes she studies the poker face of her corpulent cause of concern only to see a blank canvass in return. Jessica rears her head towards the loping ceiling fan taking the girl’s argument into account. Additional income would certainly be appreciated, but professional wrestling? While she was never a fan of the sport, she knew enough to recognize the larger-than-life personalities involved, the physical prowess, and the star power to coerce fans into plunking down hard-earned money to see them perform, attributes possessed only by a gifted few, and none of which are held by Chloe. There must be more to this than meets the eye. Yes, the kid has been earning some money lately, and even paying her share of the bills, but not wrestling. She simply does not have the makeup for it. Finally, she lowers her gaze, her thin lips pursed into a tight snarl and plants her hands along a well inflated spare tire and leans forward.

“Chloe Benton, are you selling drugs?”









 






8
Climax Control Archives / The Ides of March
« on: December 17, 2021, 06:28:54 PM »
Julius Caesar, regarded by many as Rome’s greatest general had served the empire tirelessly his entire career. The mighty leader was born into a patrician family on the 12th day of July 100 BC in the Roman capital. Some would say that given his family’s power and political influence he had wanted for nothing, but they underestimated the raging inferno of ambition that blazed within the cauldron of his belly. Through shrewd political machinations he managed to work his way from Soldier of Rome to dictator perpetuo. His life had been one of violence, from the eight years long siege of Gaul, to his famous Egyptian tryst and to quelling domestic uprisings against his claims, he became a man with a will forged in fire, wholly accustomed to bloodshed. Such a man would certainly develop many enemies over time, known and unknown.

Several seemingly innocuous incidents had taken place, leading to calls on his life by members of the senate. From a simple rejection of a gift offered by the senate, taken in severe umbrage, to refuting the tribune of Rex by his constituents and finally to his stubborn refusal to don a diadem given him by the plebs of the land and insisting it be used to honor the Roman God Jupiter through sacrifice. This final, adroit political maneuver proved a windfall to Caesar’s popularity with the citizens of Rome, much to the chagrin of the increasingly powerless senate. Finally, on the fateful day of March 15th 44 BC on the steps leading into the Theatre of Pompey the Dictator for life found himself surrounded by the billowy, flowing robes of up 60 Roman senators bearing knives and was stabbed nearly two dozen times. As he lay dying on the ornately decorated marble steps, his eyes trained on the clear sky on that cold, winter mourning he looked onto the faces of his attackers, seeing the expected and the unexpected and with the final droplets of blood pulsing from his wounds he uttered his final words,


‘Et tu Chloe?’

“I-I-I’m sorry,” Chloe nervously shifts in a plush backed black lounge chair, her body drawing a slight groan as it slides against the unwilling leather. “My m-mind was wander-wandering. C-could you repeat-repeat the question please?”

Seated across her in a matching chair, a stocky, bald, British man named Simon Miller peers briefly at his jotted down notes, smiles and nods his head. He shifts position himself, bringing his right leg up to drape it over the left. As he settles into his new pose his right foot casually shakes to the beat of an earworm while he returns to his notes.

“Sure,” he says in a warm, friendly tone. Having been advised by colleagues of the Chloe’s tendency to stutter and allow her mind to wander under questioning he had prepared himself for such moments. He continues, his glimmering baby blues making direct contact with her nervously shifting almonds. “Ever since your debut in SCW you seem to have been victimized by…” he pauses, allowing his mind to dig through the trenches of negative terminology in search of a suitably clean term, “shall we say… disaffected booking?” He prepares his case adding, “You debuted against a double black belt in martial arts. That was followed by a booking against one of the most notorious and dangerous women on the entire roster and this weekend you now find yourself going up against a woman standing six feet tall and weighing close to bloody 200 pounds in Taylor Blazer. A blind chap could see that this is not proper booking of a wrestler with your experience”.

Pondering his words Chloe allows her mind to dive into the murky depths of the questionable booking while her eyes explore the neatly appointed room. Between their respective seats a faux lion skin rug sprawls out on the varnished, wood inspired tiles which line the breadth of the 12 by 12-foot room. Metallic black floor lamps sit in opposing corners, their matching gold accents glimmering beneath white shades. Behind Simon on the far wall a What Culture Wrestling logo hangs in testament to the stewardship of the room. Drawing a breath Chloe exhales,

“I-I haven’t had m-much luck”, she says softly. “I mean I’ve h-heard p-people talking ab-bout it on s-social media and on TV, b-but I haven’t thought much on it. C-can I ask you a question Mr. Simon?”

A brief chuckle slips through his pursed lips, having been caught by surprise with the gesture of respect. “Please,” he says, thrusting his hand out. “I’m just plain old Simon, you don’t need to add the ‘mister’. Leaning back into his chair his smile brightens while pondering what sort of question she could possibly ask of him. He continues with a weak shrug of his thick shoulders.  “Normally I’m supposed to be asking the questions but hey, it’s a free country, so ask me anything you want”.

Glancing demurely down at her pink and white ‘Hare Jordan’ sneakers she nods. “Th-thank you sir. I was wonder-wondering… since you’re a wrestling man…” she pauses as her mind trips up on a stubble of words. “I-I mean journalist, maybe… c-could you tell me anything about T-Taylor Breeze?”

“Blazer,” he laughs, “her name is Taylor Blazer”.

“I-I’m sorry”.

“Don’t be!” he insists while showing her his palms. “Everybody makes mistakes. I do it all the time and that one was pretty funny. I don’t know very much about her to be honest with you, she’s fairly new to the business, like you. But what I can tell you, aside from her gigantism, is that she seems to be at home on the mat”. Rising the wrestling journo pulls his chair along as he inches closer to his interview subject, bringing himself mere inches from her. “My associates tell me that she has no qualms about cheating and has been known to bring a pair of brass knuckles to the ring from time to time but she’s pretty slick about it. She comes from Miami and wrestled in high school...,” he pauses to rifle through his notes, passing up lesser caliber bullet points on other topics in favor of researched notations on the topic at hand. “It says here she was a two-time state champion in Florida”. Setting the notes down he leans forward looking Chloe directly in the eye and, speaking softly says, “This bird is bonafide, and this is what I mean about disaffected booking. Somebody with her credentials should be starting a lot higher. It’s not fair to you and it’s not fair to her. I mean, who oversees booking here, Stevie Wonder?”

“M-Mr. Christian”, she offers the morsal nervously, her thoughts consumed with worry over possible reprisals from her temperamental boss.

“Christian Underwood, the co-owner? That’s as bad as Vince McMahon still booking WWE, and we all know how that’s been working out lately. Of all the things the owner of a national level promotion has to worry about he wants to handle the booking too?”

“I-I think so”. I-I mean I’m n-not really sure th-that it’s him b-b-booking me like this”. Her shaky attempt at damage control does little to assuage her fears. She considers the possibility that he would forget about it during the holiday break, but the kernel fails to sprout, and she quickly casts the raw morsel aside. This interview will become public record once it is aired. Anyone and everyone involved with SCW will have access to the fruit born within. “C-can you edit this p-part out, please?” She whimpers, her fluttering voice jousting her jitters to hold back a steadily cracking wall of tears. “I-I’m scared he m-might see it and and d-do something”.

“Yeah, sure”. Puzzled, Simon sets the notes down atop the well-padded arm rest and regards his subject curiously. Picking up on the quivering queues the man promptly surmises that she is frightened of him. Not just the man, but his power. Being a figurehead of one of the fastest growing promotions in the world, it stands to reason his reach would be commensurate. “A bloody Caesar complex”, he muses under his breath before turning his attention back to Chloe and the task at hand, calming her tattered nerves. “It’s a good thing I don’t have to wrestle for that dodgy chav”.

From behind an arced brow, he studies the expression of his guest, hoping she follows the breadcrumbs. Slowly her tormented visage softens to a hopeful realization.

“Y-you’re a wrestler too?” she asks.

Yes, I am”, he replies beaming. “I’ve been wrestling the indies back home in the UK off and on for about ten years now”. Leaning forward he offers a reassuring pat on the knee. “I too, have worked for, and reported on my share of disagreeable despots like your Mr. Underwood. I know exactly what you’re going through”.

“Wow, I had no idea!” Her tightly pursed lips crack through the final layers of protection, allowing a delicate smile to debut. “Is it hard, hard to do both?” She asks.

“Oh, you bet your arse!” he chirps. “It’s sort of like being Clark Kent and Superman”. Recognizing that the intended interview has flown too far off course the muscular mat man allows himself to slip into a more comfortable lane. “I see all sorts of shenanigans backstage at shows when I wrestle, but do I report on it or do I remain one of the boys?” he offers, reasoning that he could always put out a simple puff piece. But for now, he would rather get to know her better, especially after hearing the opinions on Chloe Benton from various colleagues. “Just like the movies, it’s a juggling act”.

“Wow”, a deluge of thoughts run rampant through her conscious mind, like a litter of puppies, each one begging for attention, and pawing at her with questions. Why become a writer and a wrestler, which one is more fun, and does he have any advice for a rookie? The largest of the pack manages to push through its’ siblings, making its presence known. “C-can I ask you something?”

“Sure Chloe”, he replies congenially. “We’re all friends here, ask me anything you want”.

“O-ok”, she mutters, slightly taken aback by the friendly tone in the big man’s baritone voice. “I-I-I was w-wondering if… if you m-maybe have some advice for me, s-something to help me get b-better?”

“Hmm…” He drops his head down, thoughtfully rubbing his clean-shaven cheek while considering what he could only see as a reticent plea for help. The young woman has certainly had a rough time since her debut and a part of him insists he give her the best advice he can. “Ok Chloe”, he pipes up, returning his gaze to her. “I’m going to ask you a question and I want you to be 100 percent honest with me, alright?”

She nods timidly, her billowy chestnut mane bobbing in agreement.

“When you start a match, what are you thinking the moment that bell rings?”

“I-I’m not sure”, she stammers, caught off guard by the unexpected question. “It’s… it’s hard to say really. I-I mean everything is happening so fast. I know what I have to d-do, but it’s like m-my brain is… arguing with me. Do I do this, or do I do that? W-what are th-they gonna d-do? So, I go in, hoping… hoping I can hurt them early and m-maybe get lucky I-I guess”.

“I see”, he nods in understanding. “Now, let me tell you what I see...,” he pauses, rounding up his thoughts and corralling them onto his train of thought. “I see somebody who – like you said – isn’t sure what the hell to do and just goes in guns blazing, and unless you’re the bloody Road Warriors it’s just not going to work. Seeing how, unlike Animal and Hawk, you’re a lot smaller than most of your opponents, I can bloody well guarantee it. I get the image of an actor suffering from stage fright”. Gesturing to the lamps stationed in opposing corners he continues, “once those lights hit you, your whole brain goes haywire. You have ten thousand different thoughts hitting you all at once, but you can only choose one and how the hell do you do that?” Shifting into gear he taps her forearm and rolls on. “You can’t, so you have to rely on instinct”.

“B-but I do have a plan!” She protests. “I always have something in mind before the the match starts”.

“But when that bell rings…” he clasps his hands and quickly spreads his fingers in a mock explosion. “Everything goes to hell, am I right?”

“Yes,” the teen moans, sinking into her chair. “B-but what do I do? H-how d-do I fix it?”

“That’s the hard part”’ he concedes. “Mind you, I am no psychologist, but I would suggest that you need to find a way to slow everything down”.

“How?”

“I’m not really sure”, he sighs. He badly wants to help the poor, pathetic soul in front of him, but her problem appears to be beyond his level of proficiency. “What I can offer is that you have to relax before your matches; take your mind from it. Maybe you could read a book, draw, play a video game… something, anything relaxing that puts your head somewhere else”. With a shrug of his hefty shoulders, he throws his hands up. “Maybe even meditate. My point is, you can’t go beating yourself up worrying about your match for hours or days on end. It will only drive you bonkers. Once you come up with a plan, do whatever you have to do to relax. Your mind needs rest as much as your body, and don’t worry about forgetting about your game plan – your young mind won’t do that – just don’t let it consume you.” Satisfied with his response the elder grappler leans back in his seat, his smile unwavering as he studies her face for a reaction.

“Well…” Chloe’s voice tapers off, consumed by an emerging thought making a fashionably late entrance. Reviewing it her chestnut almonds brighten noticeably, and she taps the man on the hand, eager to relay the message. “I-I do like to p-play with my hair. I-it’s something I do at home all the t-time a-and it relaxes me. I don’t think of anything else while I’m doing my hair”. Her thoughtful gaze is overrun by a whimsical reverie as fond memories of times since passed frolic on the lawn of former melancholy. “I can sit there for hours”, she states excitedly. “Whipping it into different styles, coloring, teasing it and trimming it, I’m constantly messing with it. I guess you could call it a hobby”.

Looking on through slit, blue lenses Simon further studies the young woman as she regales time spent cajoling her coif into a masterpiece, caught up in the moment and allowing the world to continue without her presence. She’s onto something, he muses to himself, but another revelation makes itself known, one that stops his mind dead in its tracks…

She isn’t stuttering anymore!

That must be it, he reasons. Her safe place where she retreats to from the arduous trek of life for shelter. No longer stuttering he assumes her mind to finally be clear of debris and a clear mind..., suddenly he snaps his fingers, the impact reverberates off the smooth white walls of the room drawing Chloe’s attention from the impromptu daydream and back onto him.

“That’s it!” he announces excitedly. “Your hair is what relaxes you, your quiet place… “I wish I could say the same for myself”, he quips, slapping his bald head with a chuckle, “but alas, I don’t have any. Again, I’m no expert, but if I were you, I would make a pre-match ritual of playing with my hair. Just, don’t get too involved with it and miss your match, you know?”

“I could set an alarm or ask security to notify me or something”, she suggests.

“There you go,” he says, extending his arms as if presenting her with an unseen gift. “Get your plan in place, that’s the most important part. Plan your work then work your plan. This Christian fellow may think he’s Julius Caesar but, despite conquering the entire bleeding world even Caesar succumbed to a well-executed plan. You can show this lad that you can handle Taylor Blazer, and you won’t back down”.

“Caesar will fall this weekend!”

9
Climax Control Archives / An old friend
« on: December 02, 2021, 12:33:15 AM »
A smattering of brown and red leaves is carried across her path, the last gasp of autumn being lazily ushered out by old man winter, obviously in no hurry to drape the Las Vegas valley in his seasonal cloak. Chloe lifts her head upwards, taking in the brightly lit sky trying and failing to hide behind a passing collection of clouds, strewn about by a southeasterly wind which offers a playful bite to her rosy cheeks. Stuffing her hands into the pockets of a gold-colored nylon jacket she hastens the pace set by a pair a simple, no frills black sneakers to catch up the considerable figure of her stepmother lumbering ahead her headed towards a parking lot covered by an expansive aluminum awning and stopping in front of a silver Nissan Rogue, a small SUV which chirps as the remote unlocking system is activated. Sliding into the passenger seat the younger woman straps herself in, slamming the door shut behind her. The bigger and elder woman follows suit and brings the little four-cylinder engine to life with a turn of the key.

“Before you put the car in gear,” she advises, “always check your rear-view mirror. There might be somebody behind you”.

The engine whines as the vehicle is put into gear and slowly backed out of the tenant reserved parking space. Jessica Benton pulls down the grey cloth sun visor to shield her eyes from the returning sunlight, having escaped from the thin sheet of cloud cover and steers towards the exit leading to the street.

“I’m going to take you to the school parking lot”, she says. “It’s a weekend so it will be empty, and you’ll have room to practice”.

Turning from the back-alley way of their apartment complex the woman veers left onto Donna Street and brings it to a halt at Carey Avenue, no more than 50 yards from the rear of the complex. Donna and Carey is a notorious section of North Las Vegas, long plagued with petty crime, gang violence, burglaries and random assaults, a by product of the city’s mis-guided efforts to fight homelessness by way of several section eight housing projects. An attempt by the combined city and federal governments to create affordable living by subsidizing a portion of the rent for lower income families with the remainder to be paid by the ever-generous Uncle Sam. It may have sounded good in theory, but in practice it proved anything but with many ‘undesirables’ acting quickly to take advantage by falsifying applications and employing other means of fraud allowing them to live by gaming the system.

The stoplight shifts from red to green and Jessica turns onto Carey past the long column of dilapidated apartments in which they live. Chloe’s gaze wanders to her right, focusing on a large undeveloped patch of land littered with tumbleweeds, rocks, dirt and trash tossed by pedestrians looking for a shortcut to Las Vegas Boulevard, most likely the Silver Nugget – a run down casino that has become a fixture in ‘North Town’. Turning her gaze back towards the apartment complex she notices a Hispanic mother walking along the sidewalk, hand in hand with her child, a little girl she guesses to be no older than four years. The pair are bundled in matching pink heavy jackets and knit caps, skipping energetically along the sidewalk. With a sigh she closes her eyes, her mind cycling through faded memories from her own childhood. Unfortunately, such simple, pleasant experiences proved difficult to come by and the few she could recall displayed an uncanny knack for turning sour.

Chloe unlocks the blue plastic covered chain securing her pink Huffy to the bicycle rack in the school parking lot, mere steps from the entrance through which hundreds of young adults burst in a teenaged jail break. She pays no mind to the excited chatter discussing various subjects but mostly centering around their after-school plans. Footsteps come and go, passing her by, kicking up loose bits of chilled blacktop, courtesy of a typical late fall afternoon, while she entwines the chain around the chrome, banana shaped seat post and drops her yellow bookbag in the metal wire basket clamped to the high-rise BMX styled handlebars. Stepping over the downward sloping top tube she grips the carnation rubber grips and plants her foot onto the faded matching pedals and pumps away. The small bike picks up speed in accordance with her efforts, allowing her to bypass the same students who had passed her by moments before and she pedals out of the lot, zig zagging through loading busses with obnoxious black smoke billowing from vibrating tail pipes, and weaving through cars attempting to back out of their spaces. Looking up to the bright, cloudless sky a relieved sigh whistles through tight, lightly chapped lips, gratitude for having made it through another day at Jim Bridger High.

She rides along the sidewalk which, despite the advice of local law enforcement, she believes to be the safer option given the numerous horror stories almost cheerfully hawked by the evening news. The air clears as she exits onto Bruce Street and grants her grateful nostrils a reprieve. Passing by a row of cars, having slowed down in observance of a school zone mandated 15 mph limit the 16-year-old approaches a crosswalk attended by an elderly man wearing an almost maddeningly bright yellow safety vest and waves to him as he gestures her across the second entrance to the parking lot which spans the length of the institution. Glancing over her left shoulder, looking past the slow-moving herd of hardtops, hatchbacks and heaps towards a row of modest homes lining the opposing side of the street. A woman whom she guesses to be approaching 50 waits patiently for the arrival of her child, her grey-white hair bristling ever so slightly in the gentle breeze. She recognizes the woman as the mother of a classmate and waves, but her greeting is ignored by the stern-faced parent, preferring to focus on her own child.


“Alright Chloe, we’re here. I need you to pay attention while I tell you what to do, ok?”

“Alright”.

With her attention directed to the various dials and indicators lining the face of the black plastic dashboard the elder woman quickly explains the purpose of the lights, dials and switches in front of her. The woman’s southern drawl and rapid-fire manner of speaking make it difficult to understand portions of the process and leaves the teen’s mind scrambling to collect every bit she can in hopes of being able to assemble a subjective Cliff’s notes version. A vibration emanates from the pocket of her jacket, alerting her to an incoming text message. Pulling out the smaller, nearly obsolete iPhone7 she brings the heavily cracked screen to her face. Her brown orbs blink while trying to discern the contents of the message and her heart skips a beat recognizing the familiar name of Christian Underwood atop the memo advising the tender grappler of an upcoming booking along with the date, time and location along with instructions for the pre-production meeting as well as the name of her opponent, Johanna Krieger.

“Who is that?”

A group of teens rambunctiously ambling about the cockpit of an open top BMW peer over the edge of the navy blue M5 sport sedan for a better look. The driver, a young man sporting blue eyes and crew cut blond hair gestures towards Chloe riding her bicycle on the sidewalk having just exited the parking lot.

“Her,” he insists, jabbing his index finger in her direction. “The goblin on the bike”.

Another young man, belted into the passenger seat glances in the direction of his friend’s finger and his face bursts into a sunny grin of surprise. “Holy shit”, he exclaims, pausing to run his hand through a wafting array of delicate dark brown hair. “That’s the little bitch who caused the coach to make us run extra laps in PE, that’s Chloe clusterfuck, slow down! Slow down!”

Obliging, the driver slows the vehicle to an unhealthy crawl for one of the finest examples of German engineering allowing the passenger to his right and two more in the back to anxiously fumble about a pair of gym bags. Their hands rifle through the sports related gear and re-emerge with several cans of beer.

“Heads up clusterfuck!”

Her head turns in recognition of the malicious nickname pinned on her by schoolmates, just in time to take a plastering Budweiser to the forehead. The impact, combined with the element of surprise proves potent enough to knock the girl from the bicycle and onto the manicured front lawn hugging the corner of Bruce and Carey. The pilsner projectile is followed by a salvo of suds aimed at her. Most miss their target although a few manage to connect with her body as she takes cover behind the robust trunk of a Maple tree looking to escape the cocktail crossfire. A few more cans bounce off the tree until a loud tire squeal accompanied by the symphony of pumping pistons noisily signals their departure. The Bimmer, trailed by billowy clouds of white smoke and chased by the acrid smell of burnt rubber quickly zooms out of sight and the tearful teen, free of her agitator’s attention plops down on the lawn against the Maple, sobbing pitifully


“Not like that dumbass!” The roar of her stepmother’s vociferation prompts Chloe’s heart to leap into her throat and she stomps on the brakes bringing the car to a screeching halt. The elder woman angrily slams the transmission into park and trains an accusatory glare onto her stepdaughter. “You forgot to put it in gear stupid! How many times do I have to tell you? Apply the gas gently or you’re going to run somebody over! Put your stupid fucking foot on the God damned brake first, then shift into gear and then you apply the gas, do you hear me?”

Her heart still pounding Chloe nods mutely, her thoughts scattered by the emotional train wreck swirl about her consciousness, picked up and carried aloft by her ‘instructor’s’ incendiary admonishment. Like study hall in an earthquake, there is no focus, and no concentration, only the chaos wrought by an anxious mind. Try as she may to heed the instructions given her, competing voices force their way through the threshold of her psyche, each of them thrashing about with one another over the next seat aboard her train of thought.

Who is Johanna Krieger? Is she as dangerous and mean as Amber hinted at on Twitter? How can she prepare for someone like that?

Who was it that placed the peppers onto her burger and what if they decide to target her again?

Why is she being booked against a killer like Krieger in the first place and by whom?

Press the gas and then shift the car into gear?

“What the hell are you doing, trying to kill somebody?” The piercing clamor of her stepmother shreds the rampart of reverie ripping into her thoughts and scattering them like shrapnel. “Jesus, you really are stupid! No wonder you had to drop out of school. How many times do I have to tell you to pay attention when you drive? All of the money your father and I spent on your schooling and…”

Unclipping the safety belt, Chloe, unable to withstand the pandemonium of violently conflicting impulses, suddenly slams on the brakes, jamming the shift knob into park. Teary eyed, she bolts from the vehicle, her face reddens from exertion as she rapidly treks across the lot, her pink sneakers spraying gravel in their wake. Her stepmother remains seated, looking on in bemusement as the girl bounds across the primary entrance and approaches the corner of Bruce and Carey where she finally slows. Glancing over her right shoulder she recognizes the still manicured lawn from a little over a year ago when she was assaulted by a quartet of beer throwing bullies. The Maple still stands, an open invitation from an old friend, a shoulder to cry on which she gratefully accepts. She drops down onto the grass, her chest, sweaty and heaving as she wraps her arms around her knees and buries her head in them, weeping feverishly. The silver Nissan now driven by her stepmother approaches the corner near the friendly Maple, but the distraught damsel ignores the half-hearted gesture of her stepmother to join her in the vehicle, prompting her to drive off without so much as a wave goodbye, leaving the teen alone in the efforts of regaining her composure. Moments turn to minutes while she struggles to overcome the turmoil within but eventually, she manages to turn the tide, forcing the crashing waves of self-loathing back to the depths of her sub conscious and allowing to turn her attention onto other matters.

“I’m booked for a match this weekend”, she sighs, nestling against her rooted companion. “Against Johanna Krieger. I don’t really know who she is but everybody on Twitter is acting like I’m going to get hurt, always asking if I’m ok. They say she has a really nasty attitude and then Krysta Wolfe said that she’s a three-time champion”.

Tilting her head Chloe gazes skyward where a flock of birds catch her attention. She watches them fly through the cloudless sky as the dusk blanket of sunset is slowly pulled over it, draping her wistful sentiments in a canopy of focus. Her gaze turns downward as her thoughts return to the coming weekend.

“Amber says I need to face up to my fears, to not let this upset me, and she’s right. I mean, this is my job, right? I mean, I didn’t win last time, but I did get paid, so I have to treat it seriously. But how can I prepare for somebody who beats people up for fun, especially when I don’t have a gym or trainer? And what do I do if Johanna decides that she wants to hurt me?” A murmur of capitulation slithers softly through pursed lips while she contemplates her predicament. “Amber, Amy and Adrienne all offered to help me but…” her voice trails off as she buries her head once more. “I don’t want to put them out or make them mad. I know they’re not my friends..., we barely know each other, but they’re nice to me. They treat me like a human being rather than a bug-eyed loser and that means so much to me”.

The gentle breeze from earlier in the afternoon returns, kissing the tip of her short nose and jostling a handful of burnt orange leaves loose from the branches above. One flutters down, landing genially atop her head. Reaching up she removes the leaf from her voluminous chestnut mane, cradling it tenderly before her wide, burnished eyes. Quietly she studies the gift from her friend, veined and lobed, yet round and symmetrical. The lobes, four in all, are pointed along a serrated margin with the petiole slightly longer and red. A widely recognized symbol of Canada, the Maple leaf has also come to symbolize unity, tolerance, and peace. An omen? Unity and tolerance are most certainly in short supply in the kill or be killed world of pro wrestling, but peace, can it be made?

The creak of an infrequently oiled screen door breaks her trance, persuading her to turn around as the figure of an elderly man, the owner of the old, wooden, two-story house and yard of the tree under which she sits approaches. Clad in simple overalls with a plaid button shirt he treks slowly down the sidewalk leading from the main door. He pauses, looking down at her through gleaming grey eyes, smiling in recognition. “Hello Chloe”, he says in a cracked, raspy voice. “Come to see your old friend again?” he asks, rubbing a wrinkled, leathery hand along the hard plates of bark. Startled, she starts to rise, but a gentle hand on her shoulder inspires her to remain seated. “Trees have always been the best listeners”.

“I – I’m sorry Mr. Blake. I – I…”

He waves her attempted apology off. “When I said you were welcome to sit under this tree any time you wanted, I meant it!” He snaps. “As far as I’m concerned it’s your tree”. Drawing her breath to speak she is again cut off with a waving hand. “Sure, I planted it, but you’ve taken a liking to it more than I ever did, and I believe the feeling is mutual. The last thing I want to do is keep friends apart. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to take my walk before it gets too dark out”. Ambling along the path he stops once more at the edge facing left down Bruce Street towards the school. “One more thing,” he adds, “success is 99 percent failure… so keep up the fight and you’ll be fine in the end”. With a parting smile he begins his walk.



10
Climax Control Archives / Seeds of self destruction
« on: November 17, 2021, 03:41:18 PM »
“Good morning, everyone, this is Dave Alverez with Wrestlegab radio, and we are on the phone with the most recent SCW signee, Chloe Benton who is scheduled to make her debut this Sunday against another recent addition to the Bombshell roster in Adrienne Beaufort. Now technically a rookie the same as you Adrienne is a graduate of the notorious Go gym and has access to experienced trainers, managers and sparring partners. Do you have anything particular in mind to help you deal with this advantage of hers?”

It is just another lazy Monday afternoon in the cafeteria of Quannah McCall elementary school. Children grateful for the reprieve from the doldrums of study hustle about to and from the buffet style line, filling their trays with whatever appeals to their eyes, in this case spaghetti and meatballs with garlic breadsticks and the obligatory soda from a red and black automated dispenser emblazoned with the Coca Cola logo. Leaving the line they meander in between plastic picnic style tables in search of a suitable place to sit, preferably with friends, their sneakers squeaking against the freshly polished white tile floor. The chirping of their shoes intermingles with the high-pitched squeal of excited voices happily discussing their after-school plans, reverberating off the ivory hued cinderblock walls creating a makeshift echo chamber. Stationed against the far wall, several teachers line up, some leaning against the wall, and others simply folding their arms across their chests while they watch their charges mingle.

Paul Bunton, a balding, middle-aged man unimpressively decked out in a simple purple button up with grey sport jacket and matching jeans stifles a yawn, not much interested in the goings on within the cafeteria. Still, he has a job to do and attentively scans the crowd trying to locate each of his 19 students. Most are seated in proximity, with one group, the would-be athletes, assuming there is such a thing in the sixth grade having pushed their tables together. Twelve in all they playfully banter back and forth, five girls and seven boys. Cheerleaders, football players and basketball players, all of them school standouts having showed a precociousness for their chosen extracurricular activities. Scanning further along the aisle he spots another group seated together, six in all. He quickly identifies them as his academic standouts. Quieter than the rest they hover over textbooks, making use of the free time to catch up on their studies. No horseplay, no shouting, just staid concentration on the material laid out beside their mis-matched plastic food trays. He exhales another sigh, running his weathered hand through a thinning scalp. 18 have been accounted for laving one. Scanning further, his bespectacled eyes tightening under the intense glare of the ceiling mounted lights he spies a small, lone figure, seated by herself. Devouring the spaghetti, the loner pauses to wipe her mouth with a paper napkin, collecting the refuse from the corners of her lips and then takes a swig of what appears to be Coke to wash it down.

He recognizes the tender light brown tresses cascading down the middle of her back, accentuated by the gold-colored San Francisco 49ers football jacket. Chloe Benton the outcast of the bunch. A young girl with some serious problems who had already been held back a year. While the faculty attributed her problems to simple inattentiveness, Paul was not so sure. He believed there to be an underlying problem, perhaps something to do with her home life causing the issue with her schoolwork. While he looks on his mind attempts to wade deeper into the black hole of the youngster’s past, and he fails to notice a trio of his ‘athletes’ craning their heads collectively in Chloe’s direction while speaking in a decidedly more subdued manner. The trio rises from the table with their friends looking on offering encouragement as they approach the solitary girl who now has her face buried in a magazine.

“Hey there Clusterfuck”, a tall, black girl, a member of the basketball team named Denise Fry speaks up nudging the nonresponsive Chloe’s head with her hand. “Whatcha reading?” It’s just a wrestling magazine”, she replies softly, not bothering to meet the Cheshire-like gaze of her school mates. “And call me Chloe please”. Stepping beside Denise a boy sporting a sun-lit blonde crew cut reaches down and jerks the magazine from her grasp. “You don’t mind if we take a look, do you?” he asks in a non-rhetorical tone. Finally, she turns in her seat to face the trio but does not rise from it. The feathered bangs of her undulating tawny mane falling just below a pair of arced brows, masking her perturbance. “Give it back please?” Chloe asks in a soft, almost demure inflection. The trio ignores her plea, flipping through the pages of the periodical, cracking offhand jokes amongst themselves before returning their attention back to still seated Chloe. “You like watching fat guys dance in their underwear, don’t you?” Denise quips, nudging the third member of the trio, a shorter brown-haired boy sporting a wiry frame whom she recognized as Keith, another member of the football team. On queue Keith takes the magazine from Denise and holds it up high, taunting Chloe who has now risen from her seat. “You want it back?” he teases, holding it up high. Much shorter than the mirthic misfits she tries to no avail to reclaim her property, jumping as high as she can, her plain white sneakers squeaking against the tile upon landing. Another attempt is made without success before Denise snatches the magazine from her friend and takes it into both hands holding it directly in front of Chloe’s face. The smaller girl tries again but the bigger girl is faster and hoists it out of reach before tearing it into pieces. Tossing the shredded remains on the floor the group starts to laugh, high fiving one another.

With tears welling in her chocolate frosted orbs Chloe cries out and angrily lunges at Denise “That was mine, you bitch!” With her fingers extended like talons she slashes at the big girl’s face, but Denise blocks the attempt and responds with a swift right hook catching her target square on the jaw. The force of the blow sends Chloe reeling and she crashes onto the table atop the scattered remnants of her food. The impact causes the cheap plastic to break sending Chloe and her meal to the floor landing in a tangled heap. Before Denise can pursue her assault, it is broken up by several teachers who physically place themselves between the children forcing them apart. Chloe’s teacher Paul Bunton kneels to gather the sobbing victim as security rushes in to whisk away the combatants.


Suffering from anxiety Chloe has long been acquainted with adversity, be it verbal, emotional, physical or even internal. Classified as a feeling of fear, dread, and uneasiness the disorder tends to creep into every facet of the individual’s life from the mundane to the extraordinary and is known to manifest itself in a variety of ways including difficulty breathing in more severe cases, to feeling weak or tired physically, to trembling and shaking and even stuttering in social settings. To the afflicted it is an omnipresent disorder which can consume the thought processes of an individual by whole, a collapsed star that takes everything with it leaving nothing but rubble in it’s wake.

“I – I’m sorry, I was d – distracted”, she offers as a subdued form of apology. “B – but yeah, s – she h – has all of th – these p – p – people to help her a – and other stuff but like M – Mike Tyson said… I forget when… I – I think it was him… anyway h – he said e – everybody has a plan until they get punched I – in the face. So, I – I don’t know, maybe A – Adri – Adri- she can b – beat me up, b – but I’m going to be t – trying to win too…”

An audible groan, while soft and low key is detected by the subject emanating from the other end of the conversation, she says nothing, allowing the thoughts fluttering about her mind to converge as birds into a flock and retreat into the sanctuary of the nest tucked away within her deeper consciousness.

Her cheek stinging, Chloe raises her right arm while sliding along the cold alabaster tile floor or her family’s kitchen to defend from a second blow. Her efforts are in vain as the arm is gripped by the fleshy claw of her stepmother, a hulking, heavyset woman in her mid-thirties who relentlessly stalks the girl and violently pulls her back to her feet by the hair only to send her crashing back onto the unforgiving surface with another stinging slap which reverberates throughout the low - rent three-bedroom apartment.

“What on Earth possessed you to start a fight at school?” The seething bear-like woman demands while closing the gap to her prey. “This family has enough problems without you adding to them!”

“I – I – I’m sorry m – momma!” the fawn wails plaintively, her cries unheard by outside world, safely separated by the concrete walls of the single-story dwelling. “D – Denise… Denise t – t - t – tore up my m – magazine and I g – got mad. I – I’m sorry momma, p – p – p – please don’t hurt m – me!”

With the fawn desperately flailing about the bear raises her arm once more, moving in for the kill, but the lamentations prove too strident prompting her to turn to another member of the household Janice, her daughter by a previous marriage looking on from the adjacent living room. Snarling at the eldest of the two half – siblings she commands the dark-haired young woman of about 16 to turn up the television set in hopes of drowning the noise.

“I’ll show you mad!”


Muffled musings can be discerned on the other end of the call but try as she may Chloe can make no sense of them. To her, someone may as well be finger drumming the device. Patiently she waits, strumming her delicate digits to the muted beat of an earworm. After several quiescent minutes her reverie is broken by the cracked voice of the moderator.

“Forgive us for the delay, “he offers in a disingenuous tone while clearing his throat. She surmises that he is more interested in deflecting potential hearsay with an excuse than in the truth. “We were having some technical difficulties on our end, but we have them worked out now. Continuing with our conversation, Chloe, how do you see your match against The French Rose playing out? Adrienne, like yourself, is a rookie, but in addition to the advantages afforded by her team at Go gym she also holds black belts in both Judo and Karate. How do you plan on countering such a unique style?”

“I – I’m not sure j – just y – yet...,” she stammers. “I – I mean her style – style is a l – lot different th – than anything I – I – I’ve en – encountered b – before. B – b – but I do have five m – months of ex – experience to fuh – fall b – back on”.

“Describe your experience for our listeners?”

Sobbing loudly Chloe grips a red body pillow tightly, looking for the solace of a warm embrace. Tears free fall down her dimpled cheeks and onto the soft velour fabric of the casing. Wrapping her legs around the pillow she rolls onto her side into a semi – fetal position and pulls a blanket over her head, hiding behind an extra layer of security to protect her badly wounded psyche. Still, the tearful lamentations carry on through the heavy, quilted comforter resounding throughout the shared bedroom. To her left in an adjacent twin-size bed her stepsister Janice buries her face in a recent copy of Teen magazine sporting the smiling face of Khloe Kardashian on the cover. But try as she may the elder of the pair finds it troublesome at best reading the print, her concentration shattered by a hailstorm of sobbing, each distressed stone pelting the words from her thoughts before she can digest them. Angrily she tosses the periodical aside and glares at Chloe.

“Would you shut up already?” she demands. “You’ve been crying for almost an hour”.

“Th – that’s e – easy for you t – to say,” the younger one fires back through a choked whimper. “Y – you aren’t th – the one t – to get b – be – beat up twice in the s – same d – day”.

Janice, heavyset like her birth mother and much larger than her half – sibling rises, spinning onto the edge of her bed and glares through molten hazel slivers at the girl. “I’m trying to read you little bitch”, she insists. “If you’re gonna cry all fucking day then go into the bathroom and turn on the water or something because I don’t want to hear it”.

“Th – this is m – my room too… d - dummy”. Chloe fires back, clutching the body pillow more tightly. She hadn’t intended to shoot an insult at her sister, but antagonism has a decided tendency to fire indiscriminately and in delicate situations like this with the beleaguered girl trying to avoid her sister’s wrath the derelict projectile nonetheless finds its’ mark.

“What did you just call me?” Janice demands, bolting to her feet. Before a faltering reply can be offered, she savagely grabs at the younger sibling, violently jerking her from the ill – perceived security of the blanket and slams her into the wooden nightstand separating the two beds. Chloe’s head makes direct contact with the edge of the stand with her body weight collapsing against it. The brunt force of the impact sends a shared blue porcelain lamp with mis-matched tan shade toppling to the brick – colored carpeting and shattering on impact. The stand follows suit, one of its flimsy legs snapping under the weight of the victim. Janice, rather than pursuing further violence immediately stops upon noticing the broken lamp. Thinking quickly to avoid her temperamental mother’s wrath she pulls away and loudly announces, “Mom! Chloe broke the nightstand and the lamp!”


“I – I’ve been in a – a lot of fights a – and I learned a lot from – from them. I – haven’t w – won any yet b- but I – I’m g – getting better every – every t – time”.

“So.., you’ve been wrestling for five months but you have yet to win a match, is that right?”

“Y – yes… I – I mean I’m g – getting better uh all the t – time. I just h – have to uhh I mean… I – I can… I – I think I c – can..., I h – haven’t won any – any matches y – yet b – but I can… no! I – I mean… God damn it!”

The airwaves go silent, replaced by the steady hum of a dial tone. Having become frustrated with her own inability to communicate with others under pressure, perceived or otherwise, Chloe resorts to the only tactic to yield consistent, if not desirable results, running. The dial tone is greeted with laughter by the DJ on the open end who chuckles while shutting down the call for good.

“That’s one way to get out of a tough spot I guess”, he snickers before adding, “Man, this Benton girl is a train wreck, doesn’t know if she’s coming or going. This is legalized murder. Beaufort is going to murder her. Fans, I humbly suggest this match to be a good time to hit the concession stands”. He laughs again, a hearty chuckle lacking any sense of compassion or warmth, more focused on moving to his next segment. “Unless you’re a psycho like me who enjoys watching executions”.













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