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Supercard Archives / Coming to Terms
« on: April 27, 2012, 04:36:29 PM »
 The dominance was almost becoming routine. Expected. It was getting harder and harder for Jack to come up with excuses to pretend like he was somehow the “underdog.”

He’d been beating people so badly, so convincingly, there was really nothing left to complain about. No more reasons to feed into his persecution complex. No more cause to resent all the “doubters” and the “haters” and the critics, both in the media and in the crowds. Jack had silenced them all. Taken away every last possible criticism they could throw at him.

Magnum Randell, the champion Jack couldn’t dethrone. The last hump he couldn’t get over.

Beaten. In the middle of the ring.

Jason Jousma, the hot, reenergized former champion, on what seemed to be a predestined path back towards the championship he’d held so convincingly only a year or two earlier…

Stopped. Dead in his tracks. Has nary been heard from since.

Ulfric, the legend of the old guard. The man who many felt should have worn the belt long before now, given one last chance at glory while there was still a little bit of gas swishing around at the bottom of the tank.

Denied. He’s still chugging along at the regional level…but everybody knows the NWA World Title isn’t a tree he’ll be barking up as long as Kraven stands atop the heap.

Terence Harris, a solid enough competitor in his own right. Tasted morsels of NWA gold in the form of lower tier Alliance championships. Got the taste so stuck on his palette that he thought he was ready for the main course. The proverbial turkey dinner that is Jack Kraven’s World Heavyweight Title…

Starved. Not only did Jack slap the taste of NWA gold right out of his mouth…he had Harris’s stomach stapled. Jaw wired shut. And career ended only a few months later.

SeaJay Vas Godspeed, the young bull. The stud. The prodigal son, full of motivation, talent, and all the signs pointing toward a “Clubber Lang” like end to Kraven’s magic carpet ride.

Broken. And it wasn’t really even all that close. The young challenger’s entire organization proceeded to crumble in the aftermath of the Champion exerting his will on the best RMP had to offer.

And then there was Chavez. The Instant Addiction. The past, present, and would-be future legend of the squared circle. Adored by fans, respected by peers, he’d been to the top of the mountain in convincing fashion, and wanted it to be there, at the peak of that mountain where he laid down his life. The classic sentimental favorite, with every bit of the talent needed to bring legitimacy to his quest. SURELY this had to be it for Kraven. SURELY Kurt Chavez with all his momentum, skill, and perseverance guiding him along the way, would be enough to finally tear the belt off the man who was never meant to win the title in the first place – if you’d asked anybody whose opinion was worth a fuck back in 2003 – SURELY the wrestling world would finally be able to see a proper champion’s name plated in gold across the face of the world’s most prestigious title belt, if only even in memoriam…

Close. SO close. So terribly, agonizingly close…but defeated. Damn near killed. Kurt Chavez may yet have a little while longer before he shuffles loose this mortal coil, but it’s not likely he’ll ever have it in him again to challenge The Mountain Man’s supremacy.

So where is there to go from here?

He’s beaten the former champions. Three of them, in fact. He’s beaten the up-and-comers. He’s beaten the old salty dog legends of yesteryear. And he’s beaten them soundly. Each and every one of them.

Now, there’s nowhere to go but down. Now, one has to believe despite all the reason in the world to finally start betting ON Jack Kraven, it’s just as much the reason people will continue betting against him.

Surely he can’t keep this up forever…can he?

Surely he has to lose at SOME point…doesn’t he?

Could Spike Staggs be the one?

Shit, why not? He’s just as big. Just as strong. If you ask anybody in the SCW fanbase, they’d swear to you he’s just as talented. They’d be wrong, but they’d swear to it all the same. Besides-

He has to lose EVENTUALLY…………..

Right?

(We open to the interior of Jack’s London, England hotel room. Jack and his ever-present trainer, Eric Fancourt, are just settling in by the looks of it. Jack tosses his suitcase onto the king-sized bed, while Eric heads through the connecting door between their two rooms. Fancourt disappears into his own suite, as Jack looks around, taking in all there is to see from the beautifully decorated room. Within nanoseconds, he clearly becomes board by this, and instead begins to open up cabinets, searching for some way to be mischievous. Locating the mini-bar, he quickly unscrews the cap to a mini-bottle of Grey Goose, tossing it back equally as quickly. He sets to work unscrewing a second, as Fancourt reenters the room.)

Eric Fancourt: HEY HEY HEY HEY!

(Eric lunges over to the Champion, slapping the bottle out of his hands. Kraven laughs hysterically as his trainer furiously attempts to keep the now spilled mini-bottle from leaking out all over the luxurious carpet. Eric grumbles as he pulls out several fast-food type napkins from his pocket, dropping to his hands and knees.)

Eric Fancourt: What the hell are you thinking? You defend in less than a week!

Jack Kraven: What I’m thinking is London is fucking boring, and Spike Staggs is fucking dead man. Why complicate the issue?

Eric Fancourt: Just once, could we try to get through training for a WORLD TITLE DEFENSE without you trying to sneak in pizza, and liquor, and chicken wings every other chance you get?

Jack Kraven: Why? I love pizza. And liquor. And chicken wings.

Eric Fancourt: Yeah, and they’re bad for you.

Jack Kraven: Which is why you’re here.

Eric Fancourt: To watch you like a Kindergartener? And wipe up your messes?

Jack Kraven: In a sense…yeah. I have the discipline to train myself. I have the discipline to stay away from junk food. But it’s easier to just ignore all that, and let you be my discipline FOR me. Plus it’s much more entertaining trying to sneak these little treats past you.

(Continuing to wipe the carpet.)

Eric Fancourt: I’m glad I can be the cat in your ongoing cat and mouse game, Jack.

Jack Kraven: Bitch all you want. You know you’re well paid. And you know, despite your protests, which are exactly what I pay you for, that a few well timed shots of Goose are exactly what I need to stay loose sometimes. Besides, like I said, London is fucking boring. And for the first time in my life, there’s actually NO DRAMA going on outside the ring heading into a title defense. So yeah, I’m bored. And at this precise moment, thirsty.

(Jack finally elicits a small laugh from Fancourt.)

Jack Kraven: Oh for Christ’s sake, leave that.

(Realizing the stupidity of trying to clean a hotel room’s carpet, Eric finally stands up, dusting off his pant sleeves at the knees.)

Eric Fancourt: You know something, you may actually have a point, in a bizarrely negative way.

Jack Kraven: Oh yeah? And how’s that?

Eric Fancourt: The booze and junk food, that’s one thing. And you’re right, it more or less works for us. Frustrating as hell as it can be at times…but the other thing, what you said about there being no drama, no distractions…you suppose that could actually start working against you?

Jack Kraven: Hmm…

(Jack scratches his head and ponders the notion. We can see by his facial expression that he slowly begins to see where Fancourt is headed with this.)

Eric Fancourt: I mean, before with Mike disappearing, then Amy and the divorce, then everything with the baby, and right after that the psych eval…seems like you’ve always had some fairly heavy shit on your plate. Heavy enough that everybody always assumed there was no way you could appropriately focus on the task at  hand, any given week. I know you’re a stubborn son-of-a-bitch…and despite what you ever may try and say, you hear every bit of doubt and criticism that people have to offer. Almost makes me wonder if, now that…to be blunt- you’ve got nothing to bitch about…if you’ll still be able to tap into that same intensity. That same desire to prove everybody wrong, which in and of itself can be just as motivating and beneficial as full focus can be. Sure, you’ve often had your attention divided, but it’s never really seemed to bother you once you got in the ring.

Jack Kraven: You make a very compelling argument.

Eric Fancourt: Think it’ll be an issue?

(Jack reveals from behind his back a third bottle of Grey Goose.)

Jack Kraven: Guess we could always create some drama? Spice things up a bit? Maybe I should become an alcoholic. Go to AA meetings. You know, real human emotion bullshit. Nobody’d bet on an alcoholic world champion.

Eric Fancourt: Yeah but then you run the risk of…like, actually becoming an alcoholic.

Jack Kraven: True.

Eric Fancourt: Could always get married again.

Jack Kraven: Just so I could go through another divorce?

Eric Fancourt: Exactly.

Jack Kraven: Right…right. Creative. I like where your head’s at, Fancourt. But another divorce would be too damn expensive. What about, OOH, what about cancer? Are there any nuclear waste facilities nearby?

Eric Fancourt: Eh, Chavez has kind of already been there, done that.

Jack Kraven: Ewww…yeah, you’re right. I don’t want anybody’s sloppy seconds. Well shit. Alcoholism is out. Marriage is out. Cancer won’t work.

Eric Fancourt: What about-

Jack Kraven: Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Hold up. Why not, now follow me here…why not just beat the living hell out of people?

Eric Fancourt: You mean without any distractions?

Jack Kraven: Well I mean…that’s the situation we’re in. Why not just accept it? Why not just embrace the notion that I’m the baddest man on the planet? Why seek out ways to pretend I’m some sort of victim? I’m not a victim. I’m the reigning World Heavyweight Champion. I’m on a winning streak the likes of which rival the greatest title reigns in the history of the National Wrestling Alliance. I’M fucking Goliath. Maybe it’s time to be at peace with the notion that I’ll never be David again. From here on out, I’m the Yankees. Spike Staggs? His ass is the one that needs to be worried. Not me. I’ve got to be comfortable with that.

Eric Fancourt: Comfortable with what?

Jack Kraven: …The notion that I’m to be feared.

Eric Fancourt: Well then, this conversation got serious awfully fast.

Jack Kraven: You know what? The more I think about it the more I’m starting to like the idea. Ya know? Fuck it. I’m the man. Shitbreads like Spike Staggs are a dime a dozen. There’s plenty of wanna-be’s. I mean hell, there’s a reason they call them wanna-be’s. It’s because there’s somebody they WANNA-BE. And THAT’S ME. I’m the fucking guy, wanna-be’s like Spike Staggs, WANNA BE. And I can tell you one thing for absolute God-damn sure; there’s a big, BIG difference between a wanna-be, and a GONNA-be. And ain’t NO FUCKING WAY, Spike Staggs gonna be walking out of our match with my championship. You know why?

Eric Fancourt: Cause you’re the effing man?

Jack Kraven: Cause I’m the fuc- wait, did you just say effing?

Eric Fancourt: Give it a rest.

Jack Kraven: Christ. I’m getting trained by a walking vagina. Maybe I am doomed after all. Do they have gyms in this tea drinking cesspool?

Eric Fancourt: I’m sure we could wrangle something up. Are you done preaching?

Jack Kraven: As a good friend of mine once said, the time for words is over. It’s time to go to work.

(Jack unscrews the last Grey Goose bottle and pours it down, much to Fancourt’s chagrin. After emptying out the last drop, he tosses it in the general vicinity of the trash can, missing wildly, and storms out of the room. Eric, hopelessly trying to keep up, gives chase. The scene fades to black…)

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Supercard Archives / Defying the Masses
« on: April 21, 2012, 08:13:23 AM »
 We open in the immediate aftermath of Jack Kraven’s shocking double-timing of SCW world title challenger Spike Staggs. For those who are either not paying attention, or just plain stupid- what you missed was Spike inviting our world champion to the SCW show in Berlin, Germany, to give the Sin City crowd a showing of sportsmanship, in the name of building hype for SCW’s first ever chance at the NWA Title. What was meant to be a good-faith meeting of the two combatants, quickly devolved into carnage, as Kraven tricked his challenger into going for a handshake, only to be blasted from behind by an incognito Kai Kennedy. Ruthlessly beaten and humiliated, Staggs was doused in barbecue sauce as he lay unconscious in the middle of the six-sided ring. Kraven, as it turned out, was still enraged by an innocent prank masterminded and executed by Staggs’ brother Jamie, several months back at an NWA pay per view event.

(As the camera’s feed picks up, Jack is walking through the backstage area, the night of Climax Control, still dressed in the same jeans and t-shirt, and presumably immediately following his vicious assault on Mr. Staggs. As he passes by various dark-match talent and crew members, he’s quick to notice the icy daggers being stared into him by pretty much every individual he crosses.)

Jack Kraven: Psh. Go ahead and look, idiots. Don’t change nothin’.

(Jack continues to stride arrogantly down the service entrance hallway until finally arriving at the already-started black Lexus parked just at the edge of the sliding grate garage entrance. The driver steps out, dressed in full chauffer attire, black suit, white shirt, black tie, and a cute little hat; ready to take Jack’s luggage. Kraven waves him off as he reaches the vehicle’s trunk.)

Jack Kraven: Just pop the trunk.

German Chauffer with Cute Hat: Yah.

Jack Kraven: Danka.

(Ever the walking contradiction, Jack is perfectly genuine in his use of German manners. The driver gets back into the vehicle to press the trunk release, as Jack whimsically swings his duffle into the back of the SUV. Over the top of the back seat we can see the figure of a head, recognizable by those paying attention as that of Eric Fancourt’s. As Eric turns, his face becomes visible, chopped in half at the nose like Wilson from Home Improvement.)

Eric Fancourt: Hurry up. It’s late.

Jack Kraven: That time of the month?

(Jack smirks to himself, as he then walks sarcastically slow around to the passenger side of the vehicle, clicking the door handle excruciatingly, and deliberately just as slowly. Fancourt says nothing, and actually appears to be making it a point not to react in the slightest, realizing that would only serve to egg his boss on further. Jack notices the ruse has lost it’s charm, and finally sits, at regular speed, down into the vehicle. He gives the driver the slightest of nods, and suddenly they’re off. The view of the surrounding arena loading bay smoothly disappears behind us in the distance. Jack shifts uncomfortably, not a fan of the cloth upholstered seats. He turns to Fancourt and is about to speak, but then stops short as if thinking better of what he was about to say. He instead turns his attention to the driver.)

Jack Kraven: Shprecken ze English?

German Chauffer with Cute Hat: Yes, Mr. Kraven.

(Jack appears displeased.)

Jack Kraven: Right. The partition, please?

(The driver squints, confused. Apparently our English speaking German Chauffer is a few words shy of fluentness. Jack points more aggressively at the sliding, sound proof glass partition installed in this transport-version Lexus.)

Jack Kraven: Shut that, please? Thank you?

(Sensing that Jack is quickly losing his patience, the driver kicks his brain into overdrive, and makes sense of the request; quickly pressing the button to slide the partition closed. Jack’s first words spill out of him as if he’d been holding his breath the entire ride up to this point.)

Jack Kraven: Fucking Germany. Miserable fucking shit hole of a country.

(Eric, not phased by the bile, responds matter of factly.)

Eric Fancourt: You were about to say something, before you asked the driver to close the window.

Jack Kraven: Uhhh, yeah. That. Fucking Germany miserable fucking steaming pile of shit ass fuck of a country.

Eric Fancourt: Oh. I really, seriously do not get you sometimes.

Jack Kraven: How so?

Eric Fancourt: Why bother to check if he spoke English? Why care about closing the partition? You just got done yet again pulling a cheap skate move in front of an adoring crowd, instantly prompting them to turn on you as quickly as you turned on Staggs, you practically begged all the SCW crew to take a shot at you walking out of the arena, taunting and insulting them literally with every step you took, and yet you’re walking on egg shells to not offend this nobody-driver’s fatherland?

Jack Kraven: It’s like I’ve said, Fancky-old-pal, I’m a curmudgeonly, angry, elitist son of a bitch. I’ve got a chip permanently embedded into both shoulders, and I’ve got the looks and talent to inspire hatred among most men everywhere I go even without the slightest bit of attitude. If people are going to envy and hate me, I’m going to give them what they want. I’m going to play into that persona with every fiber of my being. And in so doing, get them riled up. And in so further doing, provoke them into behaving emotionally, instead of rationally. Staggs, the SCW fans, the roster, the crew…fuck all’em. They’re the enemy. They represent, at least this month anyway, the faction which seeks to take that which is mine. That which is mine both in title and in practice.

Eric Fancourt: The belt?

Jack Kraven: Yes, in title. But more so than that, the distinction of being what everybody else in this business wants to be. Number one. The guy with the permanent bullseye following me around wherever I go. I don’t resent being a marked man. It’s what you sign up for when you take on the challenge of being the World’s Champion. But making the conscious choice to not resent the position I’m in, and feeling obligated to make goody-goody friendy friend with every would-be challenger to my crown are two ENTIRELY different things. Spike Staggs is a nothing. He’s a fucking ant. The problem, is that the fans are all little ants too. And whether you’re a wasp, a tiger, or a tyrannosaurus rex, all predators in their own right, none of them can withstand the might of a well organized swarm. Never underestimate the power of the hoard, Eric.

Eric Fancourt: I still don’t understand, what does any of that have to do with riling up the SCW fans, the crews, and going a mile out of your way to protect the delicate sensibilities of your driver?

Jack Kraven: The hoard is what it is, Eric. I can’t stop that. I’m going into enemy territory, taking on one of the most popular guys on the roster. He’s loved by the fans, he’s respected by his coworkers. That’s that. I can’t do anything about it. This match isn’t Jack Kraven versus Spike Staggs. It’s Jack Kraven versus SCW. So I have two choices, I can go in there at face value, shake the ass hole’s hand like he wanted, play nice, and basically go into the match with a huge disadvantage- being zero crowd support, hostility from every single SCW wrestler and crewmember all around me, and zero psychological advantage. OR! I could do what I did. Get them all so euphoric thinking this was going to be a battle of sportsmanship. Pretend like I wasn’t still offended as FUCK over the bullshit stunt Spike’s shitpile younger brother pulled on me back at Wrestlebowl while my infant fucking daughter’s life hung in the balance. Get everybody lulled into a nice, cozy, little sense of false security…and then BAM. Out comes Kennedy. Out comes the chair. In the SNAP OF A FINGER- that euphoria, gone. The security, vanished. It’s jarring. It’s how you fuck people up, Eric. It’s how you gain the edge, even when you’re talented enough to not need one. You strike first. You strike HARD. You make sure they know, and know for damn sure, that NOBODY fucks with Jack Kraven and goes unpunished. And I don’t care if it’s you, your brother, your mom, or your Uncle Stinky Staggs who came up with the stunt- a Staggs embarrassed the World Champion, so a Staggs is going to pay the price. And the way I see it, any Staggs will do. Especially since this particular scab is lining himself up to take a shot at MY championship. Yeah, he’ll have the fan support, but last time I checked, I’ve been doing just fine without it. Fuck’em. Let them cheer. What’s important to me is that they hate me, more than they even love Staggs. My game is strong. My head is right. No amount of boos, or screams, or nasty signs in the crowd are going to make a fuck’s bit of difference when I’m doing my thing. I’d rather they pour every last little bit of their precious energy hating my every breath, than I would them cheering and pumping up their home-fed-hero. Negative attention affects me a lot less than positive attention could potentially affect him. So I have to do everything in my power to draw the wrath of the swarm, Eric.

Eric Fancourt: And the driver?

Jack Kraven: Fuck the driver. But as I’ve always maintained, there’s no need to go out of my way to shit on a guy who’s got nothing to do with any of this. He’s out here at midnight humpin’ in a shitty cloth upholstered SUV driving spoiled celebrities and athletes to and from their hotels. The poor guy’s probably divorced, has child support to pay, and the last thing he needs is me bitching about how shitty a country he’s unfortunate enough to have been born in. If he were in the crowd? If he’d been wearing a Spike Staggs t-shirt underneath his cute little chauffer’s uniform? Sure, I’d probably make it a point to tell him to go fuck himself. I’d tell him in no uncertain terms that his country is a steaming pile of formerly fascist occupied elephant shit, and that he and his SCW-loving family could feel free to die. BUT…that’s not the case. The guy is just doing his job, and if I’m going to bitch about him and his native land, my mother at least raised me well enough to have the common decency to do it behind his back.

Eric Fancourt: Your logic is dizzying sometimes, man. I’m glad I don’t live in your head.

Jack Kraven: Hey, say whatever you want about any of it. My thoughts, my actions, my strategies…I grant you it can be a little convoluted at times. BUT, there’s one thing you, or Spike Staggs, or anybody else can argue.

Eric Fancourt: And what’s that?

(Jack unbuckles his seatbelt, and reaches up and over the back seat, reaching into the duffle bag and pulling out the NWA World Championship title belt. Flopping back down into his seat with the belt in his lap, he responds:)

Jack Kraven: My way fucking works.

(Eric says nothing, knowing immediately that Jack is absolutely right. Jack, sensing the conversation has been ended, emphatically, turns his head to the tinted windows to watch the sights pass by, as the scene fades to black…)

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