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Climax Control Archives / Mama takes charge
« on: April 18, 2025, 06:56:12 PM »
New Orleans, Louisiana
Indeed, we've been here before. But up until now, our tales here have centered around Devona, graduate of the famed GO Gym and former Internet Champion of the SCW's Bombshell division. But what some might not be aware of is that there was an entire other side to the story of Devona, one that centered around her "brothers from another mother", two young men we have seen in her company. Namely the brothers, Beauty and the Beast. Like Devona, the brothers were graduates of the GO Gym, but unlike her, they had yet to have their in-ring debuts, both having cited family commitments back home in New Orleans. But the truth was, that by the time they had graduated, Devona's own SCW career was wrapping up and without their "little sister," they didn't have as much desire to sign any contracts and work without her.
So, the brothers returned to their family home in Louisiana to resume both life and career. Beast, working as a mechanic while 'moonlighting' as a competitive power lifter and arm wrestler. And Beauty? His main income was as a male go-go dancer in a gay nightclub called the Mine Shaft.
And before anyone asks, no. Beauty is not actually a member of the LGBTQ community - despite what his brother says/thinks. Beast got him this job as a prank on his brother and to date, Beauty has yet to put the pieces together. He has been left wondering where all the women are in the place and the belief that men are great tippers. (Although he could do without the guys tucking their cash so deep in his thong pouch!) The kicker? Despite the joke got turned around on Beast when Beauty started bringing home more in tips in one weekend than Beast believed possible!
But that was then, and here we are once again. In the now. Beauty had been announced as one of the twelve men participating in the 2025 Blast From the Past Memorial, but all was not as expected. Which is where we pick up our story...
Picture a stately white Victorian house, nestled behind an ornate wrought-iron gate and framed by tall, whispering oaks. Its exterior is painted a soft, pearly white. A turret rises elegantly on one corner, crowned with a conical roof like something from a storybook. The tall, narrow windows are framed in dark wood, and still hold original stained glass that glimmers in ruby, emerald, and sapphire hues. The interior was no less opulent, possessing an atmosphere of old world sophistication. The furniture was of dark wood and timeless elegance, featuring carved walnut cabinets, side tables, and armoires. Upholstered chairs and sofas with rich, emerald fabric. The lighting was soft and warm, with chandeliers crafted of brass and hung delicately from the ceiling. The walls were often adorned with wallpaper in elaborate damask prints, complemented by dark wood paneling. The overall atmosphere was one of luxury, history, and romanticism.
The family that resided here was not one of extreme wealth like many claimed in the world of professional wrestling. Beauty and Beast's mother was both a widow as well as a divorcee. And while she inherited well from their father, she instilled in both boys a respectable work ethic so they would grow up confident men, not entitled.
"Oh for God's sake!" Beast's voice echoes in a deep, baritone bellow as he follows his pouting brother Beauty along the ornate hallway that led toward the home's kitchen where their mother was making for herself a cup of tea. Contrary to the rest of the house, the kitchen was much more subdued with its soft, painted walls in a pale yellow and the windows covered with lace curtains and dried herbs hanging along the walls and from the ceiling.
"It was just a joke!" Beast called after Beauty who walked around the island counter that was the dominant feature of the kitchen and he leaned heavily against it, his toned forearms rested on the edge of the white marble.
"Some joke!" Beauty all but whined, Beast stopping in the frame that was just about wide enough for his gargantuan form to fit through. He rested those giant paws of his on his hips and shook his head in disbelief at how his brother was handling this bit of news, all the while their mother - known affectionately as Mama by just about all who set foot inside of this home, watched from the stove. She was all-too used to the bickering between these two sons of her's, but something about this little argument was different.
'Mama' was a stately woman that carried time like a crown, not a burden. Her beauty was not loud, but deeply rooted, the kind that turned heads not because it shouted out to the world surrounding it, but because it radiated. Her hands, though marked by years of work and care, moved with a grace that spoke of strength earned, not inherited. She had the type of beauty that only time could build—the kind that lingered long after she had left the room.
As the old fashioned tea kettle whistled, it's 'scream' sounding across the spacious kitchen, she sighed, picking it up and pouring the scalding water into her tea cup. "What is it this time?" She asked in her husky, Creole accent that seemed one part gravel, three parts honey.
Beast, however, seemed to be coming up short in answering her because deep down, perhaps he had an inkling that the answer was not one that she would like. He tried to play it off, shaking his head and saying, "It's nothing, Mama. I just played a little joke on him. That's all."
"Really." Mama said, turning her back to the counter and resting against it, her tea cup almost eye level as she watched her eldest carefully. "What sort of 'joke'?"
Beast sighed, knowing he had inadvertently backed himself into a corner in what seemed like a good idea at the time. "Well, you know how Butthead and I went to the SCW show in Tucson with Didi?" Beast's affectionate nickname for Devona.
Mama nodded solemnly, to which Beast followed through with, "Well, we went backstage and I might have... kind of ... tricked Beauty into signing what he 'thought' was an autograph for someone."
"And what was it that he signed, exactly?" Mama asked, joined now at her side by her youngest, the aforementioned Beauty.
"It was... a contract." Beast admitted, causing Mama to lower her tea before she could blow on it to cool it to the taste.
"A contract?" She repeated. "What kind of contract?"
Beast finally yielded, knowing out of love and respect he couldn't lie to the woman who had raised both he and his brother. "It was a contract for a wrestling match. For this event called Blast From the Past."
"Well... that's a good thing, right?" She asked, turning to Beauty who put on his best 'put out' face for mass mama effect. She reached up and stroked his hair lovingly, adding, "You boys worked hard in that training and have been wanting to finally get a chance to wrestle. Right?"
"Only, he's not wrestling." Beauty answered before Beast could say anything to soften the blow, his eyes staring into Beast's own. "He signed me up on my own."
Mama turned from Beauty and looked to Beast, an expression on her face that was part apprehension, part disbelief. She said, "On his own? And ... where exactly is this wrestling match taking place?"
Beast cleared his throat before he finally answered, "Olso."
"Oslo." She repeated. "As in... Norway?" To which Beast could only nod, and she went on with an accusatory tone, asking, "You're having your brother sent to Oslo, Norway... on his own?"
"Oh it gets better." Beauty piped in, taking no small amount of satisfaction at watching Beast squirm under the stern watch of their mother. He said, "It's a tournament that takes place through Europe. If I win, I have to stay in Europe and keep wrestling until I lose."
Mama looked from her youngest, back to her eldest and she exhaled sharply through her nose. This went beyond their normal teasing and brother fighting. This? This bit of boyish joking could spell trouble. Beast knew from her eyes alone that his mother was building up a head of steam but before she could let it out, he quickly offered, "Mama, he'll be fine on his own."
But it was if that statement alone was the match that lit the fuse on the stick of dynamite that was their mother. She stepped away from the kitchen counter and her voice rose like melodic steel, "Your brother went to pick you up in Lafayette and ended up in Canada! Exactly how will he be fine!?"
Beast's eyes shifted briefly behind her and toward Beauty who was smiling, pointing a finger at him from out of their mother's vision and silently laughing at his expense. Mama shook her head, exasperated. She had long hoped that these two would grow out of this 'phase' where they lived to nitpick on one another, often arguing and playing jokes on each other - but it seemed that they would never really grow out of these habits.
Men!
Still, she had the satisfaction of knowing that for as antagonistic as they were with each other, if anyone else threatened one or the other, all hell would break loose and their bond as brothers would truly be set loose against the unfortunate target. Mama then set her tea down on the kitchen counter and walked around to slide open a lone drawer, taking out an ornate, wooden box and a lighter. She set the small box down and pressed down on the lid and when it rose, a cigarette popped up.
"Mama..." Beast started to protest, but she held up a hand and said simply, "Shut it." Both he and Beauty had long been trying to get her to quit smoking and for the most part, they had been successful. But it would seem when her nerves were frayed or her temper rising, she fell back into old habits.
She set the cigarette in her lips and with as flick of her thumb, lit it. She drew in a soft breath, exhaling the gentle plume of smoke. After a long, tense moment, she turned to Beast and said, "So let me see if I have assessed this situation correctly."
She walked back around the kitchen counter and approached Beast, and even though he was easily three to four times her size, it was plain for anyone watching who was in control of this situation. Mama said, "You tricked your brother into signing a legal contract to go overseas and wrestle - alone where he does not know a single soul. Is that about right?"
Beast felt like a little boy, not that he ever really was little in a physical sense. He just nodded in answer to her accusation, getting a nod from her in return. She then took another drag from the Parliament cigarette and she shook her head, a soft laugh escaping her lips. It was that laugh that spoke volumes more so than any raised voice of anger could.
"I don't know." Mama said, shaking her head. "Maybe this isn't your fault. It's certainly not your brother's fault that he's a bit slow and dim witted...."
"Yeah!" Beauty nodded, jetting out his chin toward Beast as if to silently declare, 'So there!' But then Beauty paused and he frowned and turned to his mother, "Hey!"
"It's okay baby." Mama said as she patted his cheek with much affection. "Mama loves you anyway."
She then turned back to Beast. I don't know. Maybe it's my fault. Maybe I should have gained more than ten pounds when I was with him. But after giving birth to you and the way you tore the ass off of me, I wasn't about to risk it!"
She took one final drag before she ground the cigarette out on the surface of a single, porcelain dish on the counter. She then walked right up to Beast, her head barely coming up to his massive chest. "So here's what we're going to do." She stated, her tone one that was a practical command. "Your brother is not going by himself. You..." She twirled her forefinger around and poked it right into her son's chest. "... Are going to go with him!"
From behind her, Beauty resumed his juvenile mocking of Beast, pointing at him and making faces. Beast clenched his jaw but fought against calling him out. He instead shifted his gaze toward his mother and shrugged his shoulders, "Mama... I can't just call in to work...."
"Don't give me that!" Mama's voice rose. "You own that mechanic shop!"
"Yeah, but his boss is a real asshole." Beauty quipped, causing Beast to glare at him and Mama to just glance over her shoulder briefly at the youngest. Beast was more so angry at the fact that the dim-witted brother of his actually got in a credible dig than he was at being insulted overall. But the discussion between them was seemingly over, as mama just stared at the much larger Beast with her arms held out slightly at her side.
"Do we understand one another?" She asked in more of a statement than it was an actual question. Beast simply nodded, "Yes ma'am." Allowing Beauty behind Mama to continue making his laughing faces and pointing at him, that was until Mama shifted her eyes slightly to the side and she said, "I can see your reflection in the window, you know!"
"I was actually starting to wonder if this was ever going to happen. My dumbass brother and I went through our training at the GO Gym at the same time as our friend Devona, and even before Daniel Morgan and the rest of London Underground first enrolled. The problem on our end was that while Didi and every other student there went through their training from start to finish with no breaks in between, Beast and I didn't have the same luxury. I guess we had a unique circumcision..."
"Circumstance!" Came the baritone voice of Beast offstage.
"That's what I said! We had a unique... 'that word' ... and we had to take a few breaks between Las Vegas and New Orleans because of some family commitments and work related issues. Gabriel and Odette were pretty understanding, even though no other student went through this, but we made it back each time to pick up where we left off and we finally graduated."
Again that voice barked out, "Yeah I can't believe you actually bought a cap and gown for that!"
"YOU'RE the one who told me I needed it! ... I mean, I did not! But my point is, we graduated but to us, it was too late. Our Didi got burned bad by someone she was working with and all the desire she had to renew her contract went out the window. She let her contract run out and didn't renew it, and came back home to New Orleans. And even though SCW offered us a good contract, we felt like we didn't have a reason to accept. Didi left and they had done away with the men's Tag Team titles, and that was what it was all about for us. Traveling with our Devona and winning the tag team titles. None of that was on the table any more so we just came home."
"Now look at me. It's a few years later and I am finally having my debut match - no thanks to my no good dumbass brother!"
"Hey!" The voice boomed again. "If it wasn't for me you wouldn't be in this tournament!"
"Who's cutting this promo, you or me!?"
"This studio could be completely empty and it would still be a more entertaining promo than what you're doing!"
"Shut up!"
"You shut up!"
"I don't HAVE to shut up! I'm the one cutting the promo so nyah! Anyway, this tournament is all about history. And this may come as a shock to everyone here but I really didn't do that good with history when I was in school..."
"Or English. Or math. Or science. Or lunch and recess..."
"Shut. UP! So that's why I am coming into this whole event, a clean slate one hundred percent!"
"From the neck up!"
"... Buuuut... I am using that to my advantage. Because since this is my debut, the men I'm being put up against have nothing to work with. Nothing to scout, they know absolutely nothing about me. But... everyone else in this tournament is an established Superstar. Some are in SCW, have been in the past, or compete somewhere else. My point is, while they have nothing to learn about me, I have everything to learn about them. Give me the name of the guy that I'm up against and the rest is history."
"Pun intended?"
"What pun?"
"Never mind."
"But now that I know who I'm up against, I eel bad for the guy. Not because he has to go up against yours truly and is going to get humiliated by a rookie in his first match ever while the guy is himself a former champion here in SCW and has competed for years. Well, not JUST because of that. But because of his name! I mean, what the hell kind of name is Oslow for a wrestler, anyway?"
"Huh?"
"You hear the name Oslow and you think of some short, fat guy in Gotham City who's about to turn to a life of crime and make headlines fighting Batman!"
"Um, Beaut?"
"Don't tell me! He's going to come out to the ring carrying an umbrella and a monocle over his eye, and his ring gear is going to be this black and purple tuxedo and a top hat! Oo! And his manager is going to be some cheap Michelle Pfeiffer look-a-like dressed like Catwoman! But in the end he's just going to end up comedy filler who gets embarrassed and beaten thoroughly by the hero of the story. That would be me! Yours truly!"
"BEAUTY!"
"What!?"
"Who the HELL are you talking about!?"
"My opponent, dumbass! Oslow!"
"Oh for God's sake...! Your opponent isn't some guy named Oslow! It's Alexander Raven! You're wrestling in OSLO, Norway!"
"Oh ... that's very different."
"Ya THINK!?"
"Well son of a bit-!"