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Climax Control Roleplays / FACING ALEXANDER RAVEN IN A HIGH STAKES TOURNAMENT MATCH

« on: October 10, 2025, 08:13:39 PM »

I FACE ALEXANDER RAVEN AGAIN BUT THIS TIME IT IS A HIGH STAKES TOURNAMENT MATCH

As the scene on our screen comes up we see a panning view of the Anaheim Convention Center in California. After the camera person is done panning the location the Network shifts the camera feed to another camera, that is with Bill and Bea Barnhart and their English Bulldog Iris, as they look around the Anaheim Convention Center. We are not sure what is going on with Iris coming on tour with Bill and Bea Barnhart but we are sure we will find out shortly. When the camera person catches up with Bill and Bea and Iris they are greeted by Bill and Bea and they inform the camera person to please follow them around as they walk around the venue.

Bill: Thank you to everyone who has tuned in to hear our comments on my High Stakes Tournament match against Alexander Raven. This is a High Stakes Tournament match between myself and Raven with the winner of our match moving up in the High Stakes Tournament.

Bea: Of course I will be at ringside serving as Bill’s Manager to ensure there is no interference in his match and that the Referee assigned to the match calls the match fair and equal for both wrestlers. Also you have noticed that our English Bulldog, Iris, is with us and there is a back story to her appearance with us again at wrestling events.

Bill: Before I launch into comments concerning my High Stakes Tournament Match against Alexander Raven I want to inform you of something that allows us to bring our English Bulldog, Iris, with us when we are on tour with Sin City Wrestling. I originally took Iris off the list of traveling with me and Bea while we are on tour with Sin City Wrestling because Iris, being an English Bulldog, which means she is large and not high in the intelligence category, she often caused situations that got others mad about her behavior.

Bea For the past several months we have had our neighbor, Andrew, in Lawrenceville, Georgia, bring Iris to doggy obedience training and Iris is now able to remain calm and not lose control of herself, both with her emotions and her bladder. This now allows us to take Iris with us on tour with Sin City Wrestling where we do not expect to have any incidents with her from here on.

Bill: Some of you may know that I have done a lot of fundraising competitions against Iris to raise money for good causes. Sometimes the money goes to Children’s Hospital in Atlanta, Georgia, and a lot of the time the money goes to other good causes. Some of these competitions between myself and Iris are things like a pizza eating contest, a burping contest, and many others including farting contests but Iris usually wins the farting contests. It is fun to do these competitions against Iris and both of us end usually end up with equal number of wins in the end.

Bea: I have assured Sin City Wrestling Management that when myself and Bill are at the wrestling ring during Bill’s matches that Iris will be secured in our dressing room so she doesn’t get out and wander around the venues. I keep the dressing room door secure and locked so that Iris cannot get out and other people cannot get in an inadvertently let Iris out of our dressing room. If I am in a match and Bill remains in our dressing room then I don’t have to worry about Iris sneaking out of the dressing room as Bill will have control of her. While I am busy with my wrestling match Bill is free to take Iris for walks about the venues or along the streets around the venues.

Bill calls Iris over to stand next to him so she is also on camera with jo, and Bea. When Iris is in the camera shot Bill presents comments on Iris.

Bill: This is our dog Iris. I call Iris my doggy daughter since she looks up to me as DADDY BILL and she looks up to Bea as MOMMY BEA. Iris is an English Bulldog which means she has a large body and a pint-sized brain. I assured Sin City Wrestling Management that I would keep Iris under control so they gave me permission to bring Iris with us on wrestling tours. Now I would like to change subjects and talk about my upcoming match at Climax Control 438 against Alexander Raven. It is a match to see which of us will move up in the High Stakes Tournament and who will leave the ring empty-handed. We already know I am going to win but it is okay if Raven wants to hallucinate and think he will win this match. It will be quite amusing to watch Alexander Raven leave our match after I defeat and humiliate him.

Bill and Bea pause their comments while they continue to walk around the venue with Iris. They enjoy the venues and displays and people who are wrestling fans, and fans of Bill and Bea, are constantly walking up to greet them, shake their hands, wish them well in their wrestling matches and, of course, for them to pet and kiss their English Bulldog Iris. After a short walk Bill and Bea and Iris arrive at a venue where they want to take into account what the venue is presenting. After looking that particular venue over they stand in front of that venue and continue with their comments about Bill’s HIGH STAKES TOURNAMENT Match.

Bill: I will give you some background between myself and Alexander Raven. We are nearly even when it comes to wins against each other. I am not keeping absolute specific details on the wins and losses me and Raven have had against each other as the competition is more important than how many wins and losses each wrestler has on their record. The fact that I am again facing an opponent I have wins over, and they have wins over me, in the wrestling ring, so be it. It is for me to continue to add to my WIN column against Raven while adding more LOSSES on Alexander Raven’s win-loss record. I will give you more details on how I stand on our upcoming match later on. I already have a scheduled fundraising challenge against our English Bulldog Iris to raise money for children’s healthcare.

Bea: One of the beneficiaries of my fundraising challenge against Iris is to raise money for two organizations that help children battling cancer but there are other organizations that we donate to. The first organization is the main cancer-specific children's healthcare hospital in Atlanta is the Aflac Cancer and Blood Disorders Center that works with Children’s Healthcare of Atlanta. Here in Anaheim, California, the main cancer-specific children’s healthcare hospital is Children's Hospital of Orange County. We will now move to the location where the challenge between Bill and Iris will take place.

Bill, Bea, and Iris, move to a venue at the Anaheim Convention Center where the fundraising challenge pitting Bill against their English Bulldog Iris, in a pizza eating contest. Bea presents the concept of this fundraising event.

Bea: People in attendance are welcome to donate funds that will be donated to both the Children’s Healthcare of Atlanta and the Children’s Hospital of Orange County. When the challenge between Bill and Iris is done the money raised will be split evenly between the two hospitals. This money helps parents and other family members to help pay the cancer treatment bills and the families to have funds left over to help pay for other items they required.

Bill: Bea contacted the pizza restaurants in Anaheim and she selected the Pizza Factory. Factors that helped Bea in her decision include that the Pizza Factory has been providing pizza for the Anaheim area for over 40 years. Bea told me when she asked if Pizza Factory would like to provide the pizza for the pizza eating contest between Bill and Iris, they not only said YES they also said there would be no charge for the pizza they provide for the fundraising event between Bill and Iris so that more money can be donated to the two Children’s Hospitals to help pay for the cancer treatments. You cannot help but commend a company like that. And, finally, we told the fans in attendance if they wish to donate to the cause that is fine and if they do not want to that is fine also.

Bea: I have a few more comments to make then we will get underway with the pizza eating challenge between Bill and Iris. In addition to Pizza Factory providing the pizza for our fundraising event we have several other sponsors. Some of the sponsors are businesses in Anaheim and some of the sponsors are businesses not physically located near Anaheim. Here is how the pizza eating challenge will work between Bill and Iris. Bill and Iris will be sitting at a table across from each other. Personnel from Pizza Factory will bring one large pepperoni pizza for Bill and one large pepperoni pizza for Iris. The Owner of Pizza Factory has painstakingly ensured that each pepperoni pizza is exactly the same size and weight so that neither Bill, nor Iris, can complain that they had to try to eat a larger pizza then the other. When I ring the bell the timer for their pizza eating challenge will be officially ticking away. Both Bill and Iris have the challenge of eating more pizza than the other. It is as simple as that. The timer will run for 15 minutes and when the time is up the owner of the Pizza Factory will be the one to determine how much pizza Bill and Iris ate during that 15 minute challenge and they will be declared the winner. Bill. . .Iris. . .please take your places at the table where the pizza eating challenge will take place.

Bill and Iris take their place at the table. Both are like the characters of Shaggy and Scooby Doo as they also love to eat pizza as do Bill and Iris. The staff from the Pizza Factory place one pizza in front of Bill and the other one in front of Iris. Iris takes a look at her pizza, then she looks over at the pizza Daddy Bill has, and she registers a complaint that Daddy Bill was given a smaller size pizza that gives him an unfair advantage over her. Bea asks the Manager of Pizza Factory to measure both pizzas so that both Iris and Bill have the proof that both their pizzas are the same size and that neither of them has an advantage in the competition. Bea is ready to officially start the pizza eating contest between Bill and Iris. The staff from Pizza Factory stay close to the table to be ready to refresh the pizzas for Bill and Iris when they have devoured the pizza before them. Bea is ready to start the competition and…Bea sounds the Air Horn and this competition is underway.

Bea: This pizza eating competition fundraising event is officially underway!!!

Bill takes an early lead over Iris but Iris quickly catches up and passes Bill in how much of her pizza she has eaten. After both have finished their pizza the staff from Pizza Factory place the second pizza in front of Bill and one in front of Iris. Both Iris and Bill waste no time devouring the second pizza and the crowd is loving the action with half the crowd cheering for Iris and the other half of the crowd cheering for Bill.

Bea: Five minutes have elapsed. There are 10 minutes left in the pizza eating competition!

Bill and Iris finished their first pizzas and they now have new pizzas before them and the two dive into the newly delivered pizzas. Bill and Iris are neck-and-neck in their pizza eating. As they continue to devour their second pizzas the crowd is cheering on both contestants. As the two finish off their second pizzas Bea announced where the timer is in this competition.

Bea: Another five minutes have passed and we are now into the final five minutes of this pizza eating contest! Bill and Iris have both completed two entire pepperoni pizzas and the final pizzas are in front of them so please cheer them on to the finish!!!

Both Bill and Iris work hard to finish their final pepperoni pizza first but after both have already devoured two large pepperoni pizzas both are getting a bit sluggish and having a harder time to quickly devour their final pizza as the time is ticking down. Even so both Iris and Bill continue to eat as much of the final pizza as they can.

Bea: We have reached final minute left in this pizza eating contest. From where I am located it is hard to tell if Bill and Iris are still tied, or if one of them is in the lead, but it appears to be extremely close.

The last remaining seconds on the timer ticks down and Bea sounds the Air Horn and she tells Bill and Iris this contest is over and that both have to immediately stop eating and they obey Bea.

Bea asks the owner and staff of the Pizza Factory to come to the table and evaluate if it was Bill or Bea who ate the most pizza to win this pepperoni pizza competition. After a close evaluation by the owner and staff of the Pizza Factory, which includes sweeping up crumbs and other parts of the pizzas, they have reached a decision and they have a winner. The owner of the Pizza Factory hands their official decision on this pepperoni pizza contest to Bea. Bea reads the decision by the owner of the Pizza Factory then she raises the mic to her mouth and issues the official decision on this contest.

Bea: Wow! Over the many years of Bill and Iris having contests like this, including pizza eating contests, this is one of the closest results to date. The official decision by the owner of the Pizza Factory is that the winner of this contest, by a mere half inch of pizza crust left over by their opponent is. . .BILL BARNHART!!!

Bill jumps up and brags about his win over Iris but he also knows the decision on the contest could have easily been Iris. Although Iris lost she loves the eating contests against Daddy Bill and she walks over to Daddy Bill and slobbers her with kisses on his face as the crowd cheers both Bill and Iris. Bill and Iris enjoy hugs and kisses with each other and, of course, Bill and Iris remain in love with each other.</>

Bea: I wish to thank the Pizza Factory for providing the pizzas for this pizza eating contest and to decide the winner. I also wish to thank the corporate donors who helped raise funds for the two children’s cancer hospitals with one in Atlanta, Georgia, and the other here in Anaheim, California. And many many many thanks to the wrestling fans here today who also donated money to help the two cancer hospitals.

The crowd erupts in a loud cheer and then Bill, Bea, and Iris, comment into the camera.

Bea: I speak for myself and for Bill and Iris that we are going to take a short break to get to our hotel room here in Anaheim. Once we get back to our hotel room and the camera person has arrived and is set up ready to air more of our comments on Bill’s match against Alexander Raven, we will return to live broadcasting.

After a short break the camera person arrives at the hotel room of Bill and Bea Barnhart, and Iris of course, and they return to broadcasting comments by Bill and Bea on Bill’s upcoming match against Alexander Raven.

Bea: Do you want to start this line of comments or would you like me to start the comments?

Bill: Since you are my Manager, and you will be at ringside to ensure I get a fair match called by the Referee, I want you to start off the comments.

Bea: Thank you Bill. I am officially Bill’s Manager in Sin City Wrestling and I am legally allowed at ringside during his wrestling matches. If any of you have a problem with that feel free to take your idiotic whining complaint to Management and let them tell you to shut the hell up! During Bill’s match against Alexander Raven my responsibilities as Bill’s Manager are many. I am at ringside to ensure the Referee officiates a fair and evenly called match for both wrestlers. If I see the Referee show disrespect to Bill, but they let Raven do whatever the hell he wants to do, there will be a hell of a lot of complaints against the Referee. If Raven uses illegal items to attack Bill with and the Referee fails to threaten him with a suspension, or at least by having him disqualified with Bill winning the match, there will be hell to pay by the Referee. If the assigned Referee calls for Raven to make a break and he fails to do so and break, and even more so if the Referee reaches a five count and still Raven fails to make the break, the assigned Referee will not want to hear what I have to say. I take my responsibilities as Bill’s Manager and if anyone doesn’t like that then you can go into the bathroom and flush yourself down the toilet.

Bill: Damn Bea! Where did that all come from?

Bea: I have been holding a lot of things back but for this edition of Climax Control, and other upcoming Sin City Wrestling Super Card events, I have decided to just let it all out there and see if anyone is really paying attention.

Bill: I am sure most of you, including you Alexander Raven, saw my fundraising event, which was a pizza eating contest, between myself and Iris. As you saw I won the contest as Iris fell short by leaving piece of pizza crust that was just a half inch in length while I had nothing left over from my pizza. That is okay as there will be many future fundraising events between myself and Iris and we have around an equal number of wins over the other so these contests been myself and Iris will continue for a long time. As for you, Raven, after I defeat you I expect you will go into retirement again due to your loss to me. That is fine if you go into retirement again so that we don’t have to suffer with you hanging around Sin City Wrestling.

Bea: Please look into the camera and tell me what you told me before we returned on camera.

Bill: Raven I have never denied that you are a good wrestler. I have also never denied that I am an outstanding wrestler. I don’t keep track of the number of wrestling matches I have been involved in and I also don’t keep a record of all the wrestlers I faced and what my Win-Loss record was against them. I simply show up for my matches, give everything I have, and if I win so be it. . .if I lose so be it. . .if the match is draw so be it. But there is a bottom line involved in our upcoming match. You see, Raven, you can be like Iris who gave it all she had to try to win the Pizza Eating Contest but she came up a half inch short of getting a tie against that would have ended up with us breaking the tie in a tie-breaker. How does that apply to you and me in our match Raven? You, as with Iris, will come up short against me and take the loss to me. You will fail to knock me down and keep me down. I will walk away the winner of our match and I will move on in the High Stakes Tournament while you consider returning into retirement. Everyone knows that you cannot defeat me unless you cheat, violate the rules, or hire people to run-in our our match to take me out of action. If you need to be at that pathetic of a level that you cannot legally win a match, that you have to lie, cheat, and steal, to get a win, then you are worse than pathetic.

Bea: Do you have closing coments for Raven?

Bill: Of course I do! Alexander I want you to know this ahead of time so that you will not be caught by surprise because you will already know what is coming at you from me. Remember that I defeated Iris in a pizza eating contest and Iris came close but lost to me as she left a half-inch size of pizza crust and that cost her the competition. Using that as an example after I defeat you in our upcoming match I will hand you a half-inch piece of pizza crust so you will have a memento of our match, and your defeat at my hands, to remind you of your loss to me. That would also cause you recurring nightmares every time you go to a pizza restaurant to eat. They will bring your pizza to your table and you see the half-inch piece of pizza crust on your plate and your eyes tear up because it brings back the memory of me beating you down and handing you a loss in our High Stakes Tournament match.

With Bill's comments for his upcoming match done Bea gives the CUT sign to the camera person and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

Climax Control Archives / MIKA WHO?

« on: October 03, 2025, 07:30:30 PM »

MIKA WHO?

The scene opens at the hotel room of where Bill and Bea Barnhart are staying for Climax Control 437. As the camera person enters the dressing room to air Bea’s comments for her match against Mika Attano, we hear a familiar song playing loudly in the dressing room and we take note that Bea is moving to the music from the song DA DO RON RON by The Crystals, and singing along with the group in the song. Instead of interrupting the camera person motions to Bea and Bill to wait until the song is over before they launch into comments concerning Bea’s match.

Bea notices the camera person and since the song she was playing was just beginning she re-sets the song to play from the beginning so the viewers can hear the entire song, titled DA DO RON RON by THE CRYSTALS.

Bea: I want you to listen to the entire song titled DA DO RON RON by The Crystals. This will tell you why I love Bill and why he loves me. This is the reason that if I catch anyone trying to touch Bill or try to flirt with him they will pay dearly and painfully for their stupidity. With that said here is the entire song of DA DO RON RON by THE CRYSTALS.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMG11etlL-k

DA DO RON RON (The Crystals)

I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still
Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron
Somebody told me that his name was Bill
Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron

Yeah, my heart stood still
Yes, his name was Bill
And when he walked me home
Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron

I knew what he was doing when he caught my eye
Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron
He looked so quiet but my oh my
Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron

Yeah, he caught my eye
Yes, oh my, oh my
And when he walked me home
Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron
He picked me up at seven and he looked so fine
Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron

Someday soon I'm gonna make him mine
Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron
Yeah, he looked so fine,
Yes, I'll make him mine
And when he walked me home
Da doo ron-ron-ron, Da doo ron-ron
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah...
Da-doo-ron-ron
Da-doo-ron-ron...

The song, DA DOO RON RON by THE CRYSRALS ends and Bea turns off the music and walks over to sit on the couch in their hotel room next to her husband, and fellow Sin City Wrestling Wrestler, Bill Barnhart. Bea is ready to comment on her upcoming match again Mika Attano to open Climax Control 437.

Bea: Hi and thank you for joining me today and thank you for enjoying the music I had playing. The history between myself and Bill is that while I was out and about I came across Bill, like what you heard in the song by The Crystals, and I could not turn away from Bill. After that initial encounter we have been married and we both now work in Sin City Wrestling. I have the opening match for Climax Control 437. I am facing someone named Mika but not the Mikah we are familiar with in Sin City Wrestling. I hate to have to be the one to give a brutal welcome, and a loss in our match, to Mika Attano.

Bill: This location for our event is new to me. Although I grew up in Oakland, California, we rarely traveled to this area of California. Not sure why they built a sports venue in this area of California but I guess they had a good reason to do so.

Bea: I wonder what good reason, if any, did Mika Attano had to come to Sin City Wrestling and get stuck as my opponent in the opening match of Climax Control 437. With me wanting to get back into the hunt for the Bombshell Roulette Championship there is no way I am going to allow Mika to derail me.

Bill: Do you have any advice to give to Mika Attano?

Bea: Of course I do. Mika you need to be mentally prepared to lose your debit match against me as I am mentally prepared to defeat you and continue working for another shot at the Bombshell Roulette Championship. You need to be mentally prepared to leave our match not only defeated by me but hurting so badly that you may ask to remain off the wrestling cards for several weeks so that you can recover from the beat-down I am going to give you.

Bill: Hang on for a moment Bea. I have an incoming call from our neighbor, Andrew, in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

Bea: That is okay Bill. Both of us have nothing to hide from the fans, the media, or the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling.

The assigned camera person keeps their camera running as Bill takes the call from their neighbor, Andrew, in Lawrenceville, Georgia, and Bill puts the call on speaker so that Bea can also hear the conversation.

Bill: Hi, Andrew, is everything okay? Did something happen to Iris?

Andrew: No. Iris is doing well but she does miss you and Bea. The problem is actually with Felix Hernandez.

Bill: Somehow I knew after Felix got released from Sin City Wrestling that he would continue to stalk us. What did he do?

Andrew: Since I am your neighbor a few houses down from your house when you and Bea are on tour with Sin City Wrestling I stay at your house to keep Iris company and take her for walks and feed her and it is fun to sleep in the bed with her and cuddle her. Since the time you and Bea traveled to California for your wrestling I have been hearing noises around your house and Iris sometimes wakes up during the night as she hears the noise also. I happened to look at the surveillance cameras you have around your house and I found out the perpetrator was Felix Hernandez. I do not know if he wanted to see if you were home so he could talk to you or if he was trying to break in. I made a report to Gwinnett County Police Department and are going to watch your home for about two weeks to see if they can catch Felix snooping around. I wanted to let you know you have nothing to worry about, especially with Iris, as I am going to have Iris stay at my house until you and Bea return from your wrestling tour.

Bill: Thanks, Andrew, for letting us know. If you notice him lurking around again call the Gwinnett County Police and have them call me so I can tell them how I want them to handler Felix snooping around our house. We have to get back to Bea’s comments on her upcoming match. Sorry to run off but rest assured we are glad you are protecting our house and Iris.

Bill ends the call and he apologizes to the viewers for the interruption in Bea’s comments concerning her upcoming match as Climax Control 437 against Mika Attano.

Bea: Well. . .well. . .well. . .we finally heard a little bit from Mika Attano at Climax Control 436. It turns out that she is my opponent to open Climax Control 437 this coming weekend. Before Mika came out and made her comments I heard some backstage rumors that Mika isn’t what the claims to be. Just another average wrestler who resorts to violence because her wrestling sucks. If I had a Dollar for each pathetic average wrestler I had to deal with I would have enough money to pay off all of my bills.

Bill: What did you just say? You said you want to pay off your Bill? If you are handing out money for Bill I am the Bill you can hand the money over to. Har har har!!!

Bea: Very funny Bill. Nothing like having a husband who has a warped sense of humor. But I return to questioning my next opponent. So, Mika, what I heard you say and talk about at Climax Control 436 was about as useless as listening to someone fart after they ate several burritos and a lot of chili sauce. You did not come across to others in Sin City Wrestling as a threat to us. You did not come across to others in Sin City Wrestling as a soon-to-be challenger for any of the Championships in Sin City Wrestling. The way you look and act and talk did not intimidate anyone, most of all ME, so all you managed to do was make a fool out of yourself. Nice going there fool girl.

Bill: You are in a GO AFTER THEM mode Bea. Keep it going.

Bea: Mika you flat out stated in your ramblings at Climax Control 436 that you are not here to wrestle in the ring but that you are here to beat down and hurt and injure your opponents. Apparently you have very little, or no, experience in the world of wrestling if you think that is going to get you wins. Maybe a bit of light shining in your eyes might wake you up. Unless a wrestling match is a NO RULES or NO DISQUALIFICATION or some other type of wrestling match where violence outside of the regular rules is okay to do then you, as a wrestler, need to stay within the rules or you get disqualified by the Referee and your opponent wins the match.

Bill: You go Bea!

Bea: Mika you probably have heard me state that I want to become the Bombshell Roulette Champion. I will obtain the Bombshell Roulette Championship soon and I fully expect you to walk up to me and praise me for obtaining that goal. I defeated one of the Bombshell wrestlers numerous times. She never got a win over me. I made her submit in every defeat she took to me. Then while I was being assigned to wrestle other wrestlers the wrestler I defeated more than seven times got a shot at the Bombshell Roulette Championship and she won the Championship. I vowed that the next time I got a shot at the Bombshell Hardcore Championship I plan on winning the Championship and successfully defend it for a very long time.

Bill: Well stated Bea.

Bea: In closing I wish to inform you, Mika, that you are doomed to take a heavy loss to me. I am not going to go easy on you. I am not going to be nice to you. I don’t care if I hurt you to the point that you have to be carried out of the ring to get back to your dressing room. I am not here to baby you. I am here to destroy you. Enjoy your freedom while you have it because after I defeat you in our match you will not have any more freedom.

Bea informs the camera person she is done with her comments for her match and the camera person cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

Climax Control Archives / I HAVE ANOTHER LOSER OPPONENT

« on: September 26, 2025, 07:49:49 PM »

I HAVE ANOTHER LOSER OPPONENT

NARRATOR: Greetings and than you for joining me for my lead-in comments on Bill Barnhart’s upcoming match, at Climax Control 436, where Bill is going to make short work of Brandon Hendrix. With my opening comments out of the way I will allow the Network to switch you over to Bill Barnhart so you can get his comments directly from him mouth.

The scene shifts to the camera person who has been assigned to cover Bill’s comments on his upcoming match. They are focusing their camera on Bill and Bea Barnhart in the Hyatt Regency Long Beach where they are staying. Bill and Bea thank the camera person for their time to air Bill’s comments concerning his upcoming match against Brandon Hendrix. Bea asks the camera person to let them know when they have their camera secure so they can launch into comments concerning Bill’s upcoming match.

When the camera person has their camera stable and the camera is focused on Bill and Bea Barnhart, Bill opens with comments

Bill: Thanks to everyone who tuned in to hear my comments concerning my upcoming match against Brandon Hendrix at Climax Control 436. This event is taking place in Long Beach, California, at the Walter Pyramid. And, once again, I have what I would classify as a lame, pathetic, and broken, opponent.

Bea: As most of you may know, or should know, I am an active wrestler in Sin City Wrestling in the Bombshell Division and I am also legally the Manager for Bill which means I am authorized to be present at ringside during his matches. Most of the wrestlers don’t like the fact that I am at ringside during Bill’s matches but I have a valid purpose being at ringside. I am at ringside for Bill’s matches to ensure his opponents do not hire interference, or pay people to attack Bill before, or during, his matches. I am also at ringside to ensure that if we end up with a Referee who fails to call the match fairly for all the wrestlers involved in the match I will call them out and get them reprimanded.

After Bea’s comments Bill raises his hand and Bill and Bea slap hands in a HIGH FIVE before returning to focusing into the camera to present comments on Bill’s match.

Bill: Okay. We have the preliminaries out of the way so now it is time for me to get into direct comments concerning my opponent for this match and that opponent is Brandon Hendrix. I will start off with the history I found on him here in Sin City Wrestling. Normally when people are serving in a Wrestling Federation, but there is no mention of their history in that Wrestling Federation, you expect the person to keep their mouth shut and stop talking smack when they have nothing to brag about that they can verify. However I can say that they deserve to get a punched and slapped by the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling. From what I saw on the official Card for Climax Control 436 there is a mention that Brandon Hendrix is “RETURNING” to serve in Sin City Wrestling. Hmmm. . .sometimes in life one plus one does not equal two and this is apparently one of those times. I searched the history of matches in Sin City Wrestling and I do not see the name of Brandon Hendrix listed as holding any Championships in our Federation. Even if Brandon held Championships in other Wrestling Federations that fact there I am unable to find any mention of that means Brandon is nothing but bullshit when compared to what they supposedly have accomplished here in Sin City Wrestling. So, Brandon, you can continue to talk about your glory days in Sin City Wrestling but I am not seeing what you are seeing as I am not high on hallucinogenic substances.

Bill and Bea pause their comments so that both of them can get their laughter out of them and get back to commenting on Bill’s upcoming match against Brandon Hendrix.

Bea: At least Bill has the right to brag about being a two-time Roulette Champion in Sin City Wrestling with a side note on him holding the Mixed Tag Team Championship with me as his partner. On the other side of the aisle, over where Brancon Hendrix is standing and running his mouth, I hear no factual information but I do hear hundreds of crickets chirping.

Bill: The next thing I wish to discuss is how myself and Brandon measure up to each other. With the information I was able to find on Brandon I see he is entering our match at 6 feet 3 inches in height with me entering our match at 6 feet 4 inches. The way I see that statistic is that we are even up on height. As for the weight we are listed at for our match I am coming into our match at 240 pounds and Brandon is coming into our match at 256 pounds. So I give it to him that he has 16 pounds of weight over me. That is about as much of an advantage that a Chihuahua would have going up against a Pit Bill. Good Luck Brandon because you are going to need all the luck you can find to hang with me in our match for more than five minutes.

Before the two can return to their comments on Bill’s upcoming match the phone app on Bea’s laptop computer sounds Bea looks at the caller and it is their English Bulldog Iris.

Bea: Bill I am getting a video call request from Andrew in Lawrenceville, Georgia. He said Iris is missing us since we left to participate in Climax Control 436 in Long Beach. Are you okay with us taking a short break on your match comments to talk with Iris so that she knows where we are and why we are not at home with her at this time?

Bill: Of course. Family always take priority over the opponent we are facing next.

Bea clicks a few items on her laptop computer and the image of their English Bulldog, Iris, pops up on the screen. When Iris sees Daddy Bill and Mommy Bea she jumps up on her feet, spins around happily, and she snorts a few times, so Bill and Bea know Iris is happy to see them.

Bea: Sorry that we are not able to take you on tours with us Iris like we used to do. We are working with Sin City Wrestling Management to allow us to take you with us while we are on tour. We are getting some documents drafted to ensure that if you damage anything that we will cover the cost to fix those items. When those items are worked out you will be able to join us on our wrestling tours.

Iris is so happy that she barks and spins around then she returns to focusing on the video call.

Bill: Hi Iris! Are you behaving for our neighbor, Andrew, since he is the one who takes care of you when we are on tour?

Iris: Bark! Woof! Snort! (YES! OF COURSE! AND I MISS YOU AND MOMMY BEA)

Bill: We love you and miss you too Iris!

Bea: Sorry we have to cut our video call short Iris. We only have a limited amount of air time to broadcast our comments for Bill’s match at Climax Control 436. We will talk to you again soon Iris.

Bea closes the video call with Iris. Bea knows that Iris will be sad that her video call was short but she has their neighbor, Andrew, taking care of her while Bill and Bea are on tour with Sin City Wrestling. The duo return to gazing into the camera to talk about Bill’s match at Climax Control 436.

Bea: Bill are your main thoughts about facing Brandon Hendrix?

Bill: For sure Brandon has to be nervous about our match because he has been inactive for a fair amount of time. He can come into our match dreaming about his past matches but from what I have seen he doesn’t have much to brag about. Most wrestlers, when they post a Bio and Information sheet, they usually list all the wrestling federations they served in. Apparently Brandon has nothing to refer to and brag about or he would have listed those accomplishments.

Bea: Bill you do not list your past associations with other wrestling federations except for Asylum Wrestling Alliance and Red Sun Wrestling. So do you think it is inappropriate for you to mention two of the wrestling promotions you worked in?

Bill: I am glad you asked that question Bea. I mention Asylum Wrestling Alliance occasionally and for a very good reason. I was one of their most productive wrestlers in the Federation. Over the many years I worked in Asylum Wrestling Alliance I held every Championship with the exception of two new Championships that they placed into play and then Goth had to close Asylum Wrestling Alliance. From there I went to numerous Wrestling Federations but most of them sucked. My last Wrestling Federation, before signing on with Sin City Wrestling, was Red Sun Wrestling. They sent me up to challenge for their World Heavyweight Championship and I easily obtained it. However, as things go sometimes, there were some external and internal conflicts that caused Management to close Red Sun Wrestling shortly after I became their World Heavyweight Championship.

Bea: For the benefit of those who do not know how you came to serve in Sin City Wrestling could you clarify that for them?

Bill: Asylum Wrestling Alliance, for a long period of time, was known in the Wrestling World as one of the most active Wrestling organization, with some of the best talent in the sport of Wrestling, and the Staff was above Superstar level and they keep things in order. To be honest, considering the total number of Wrestling Federations I worked in before joining Sin City Wrestling, I have no hesitation telling everyone that Sin City Wrestling is the best place to be.

Bea: Bill the camera person has informed me that we are reaching the end of our air time for this presentation. If you have any comments you wish to present for the fans, and for Brandon Hendrix, this is the time to do it and you have only a few minutes to get the comments out to the viewers.

Bill: Simply put Brandon Hendrix is not in my league and not at my level of wrestling perfection. Brandon is coming into our match talking tough and flexing his muscles but his clown show isn’t impressing me or the fans. Talking smack is one thing but backing up your smack talk is a totally different level of perfection. And, Brandon, in closing I want you to know that Bea, as my Manager, will be closely watching our match. As my Manager Bea has the right to prevent interference from my opponents, to prevent opponents from using illegal weapons, and to ensure that anyone bought off to interfere in my match will be dealt with harshly and taken out of the arena. With that said, Brandon, I hope you enjoy your free time before you face off against me this weekend. One of the sayings I live by is that a person can go down in defeat or they can go down in humiliation or they can go down in a humiliating defeat.
I say that because you may enjoy your free time before our match takes place there will not be any enjoyment for you after I defeat and humiliate you!!! You should thank me because I am going to give you a reason to return into retirement.

The camera person gives the cut sign to Bill and Bea Barnhart to let them know that the Network has ended the camera feed. Bill and Bea thank the camera person for their time in airing Bill’s comments for his match at Climax Control 436 against Brandon Hendrix.

Character Building Roleplays / BILL AND BEA BARNHART SET THEIR GOALS

« on: September 16, 2025, 10:15:22 AM »

BILL: I know I haven't been performing as well as I wanted to recently but there were a lot of distractions due to our former friend, Felix Hernandez, getting himself into the business of myself and Bea. However with Felix gone and in retirement me and Bea wanted to present our comments on what we want to accomplish during the last part of 2025. You go first Bea.

BEA: As most people know I want to earn the Hardcore Championship since Bill has held the Hardcore Championship twice. I would like to have some one-on-one matches with the Hardcore Championship on the line. However if Management wants to put me up for the other Championships, including the Bombshell Championship, that would be fine with me. I will do my best and hopefully exit the ring crowned as the Champion.

BILL: For me a challenge for any of the Championships would be fine with me and I will leave that decision to Management to decide. Working in Sin City Wrestling is, in itself, is enough to excite me to remain in wrestling and give the fans what they are looking for.

BEA: Now we sit back and wait to see what is next for the both of us. Stay tuned.

Character Building Roleplays / THE TRASH HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT

« on: September 15, 2025, 06:11:45 AM »

Bill Barnhart: Felix Hernandez used to be my friend and we go way back. He returned to wrestling but then he got an attitude and messed up and ended up in a match where the loser has to leave Sin City Wrestling. I have no further contact with him and that is fine by me.

Bea Barnhart: Same here Bill. Now you can focus on your matches and earn shots at Championships. Same goes for me. Without the two of us having a drag chute following us around we are free to work in our matches and earn shots at Championships.

Bill Barnhart: Enjoy retirement Felix.

Supercard Roleplays / Re: EDDIE LYONS v MILES KASEY v ALEX JONES v BULLDOG - TLC - INTERNET TITLE

« on: September 08, 2025, 08:10:56 AM »

INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

The camera person gets a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart as they exit their dressing room to to stroll around the backstage area. Bill is involved in Internet Championship Match for the vacated Internet Championship. The match consists of Eddie Lyons, Miles Kasey, Alex Jones, and Bill Barnhart. Fortunately for Bill he will have Wife and Manager, Bea, at ringside to ensure there is nothing suspicious going on in the match in the way of cheater or interference on behalf of Bill’s opponents.

Bill: Hi and thanks for spending a bit of time with me. I am Bill Barnhart, but of course you already know that, and this is my Wife and Manager, Bea, and she will be at ringside to ensure there is no cheating or interference that would benefit my three opponents.

Bea: Shall we jump right in and present our comments?

Bill: Of course! There is never a reason to hold back comments on a wrestler’s match.

Bea: What would you like to start with Bill?

Bill: Information on how we match up would be nice. In the Internet Championship match, to see who fills the vacated Internet Championship, I have three opponents who are Eddie Lyons, Miles Kasey, and Alex Jones.

Bea: Are you going to talk about them individually or as a group?

Bill: Individually so that I can present specific details about each of them. You present their names to me in any order you want and I will discuss them.

Bea: Eddie Lyons

Bill: I actually like Eddie Lyons but I don’t like that his family and friends often get involved in his matches to cheat opponents out of a win. The only issue I have with Eddie Lyons is that he a very accomplished and capable wrestler and for him to rely on interference and other involvement in his matches takes away from his esteemed wrestling career.

Bea: Do you feel Eddie Lyons is going to win this match and become the Internet Champion?

Bill: Although I admire Eddie Lyons I feel involvement in the match by his family members will cause him to not be able to win this match and obtain the Internet Championship.

Bea: I honestly wasn’t expecting that comment from you concerning Eddie Lyons. Next wrestler I want you to address is Miles Kasey.

Bill: Miles Kasey is another wrester I enjoy watching in the wrestling ring. He is also a very accomplished wrestler and if he ends up becoming the next Internet Champion and he asked me to be his first challenger for the Championship I would be honored.

Bea: And, finally, we come to Alex Jones. What are your thoughts about him being in this match for the vacated Internet Championship?

Bill: Alex Jones has been very successful in the sport of wrestling, here in Sin City Wrestling, and he is no stranger to holding Championships. One of the things I find interesting with Alex is that he is at a level in the sport of wrestling where he doesn’t have to beg people to interfere in his matches for him to obtain a victory.

Bea: And your choice of who you believe will win this match and become the next Sin City Wrestling Internet Champion is

Bill: ME of course!

Bea: I should have seen that answer coming. What are you going to talk about next Bill?

Bill: This may come as a surprise for the viewers but Eddie Lyons, Miles Kasey, and Alex Jones, are accomplished wrestlers and I feel honored to have the three of them as opponents in our Internet Championship Match but. . .

Bea: But what Bill?

Bill: My three opponents are arrogant and think they are some of the best wrestlers on the planet. For myself I KNOW I am one of the best wrestlers on the planet. When our match is taking place I want everyone to pay attention. You will be shocked at how may errors and mistakes Eddie, Miles, and Alex, make that will cost the three of them the match while I walk away as the newly crowned Internet Champion.

Bea: You surely are confident Bill.

Bill: One of the advantages I have over my three opponents is that I have more wrestling experience than the three of them combined. While the three of them will let their egos cause them to make mistakes in the match I will be the wrestler who remains focused on the match for the win. I want the fans to watch how I take charge of the match, and take out Eddie Lyons, Miles Kasey, and Alex Jones. I want the fans to appreciate that I win the match and I am crowned Sin City Wrestling Internet Champion.

Bea: Any further comments Bill?

Bill: Nope. The camera person can cut their camera feed now.

The camera person informs the people in the broadcast center that Bill is done with his comments for the Internet Championship Match and the people in the broadcast center cut the camera feed and our screen goes dark.

Supercard Roleplays / Re: JUSTIN SMITH v FELIX HERNANDEZ - HARDCORE - LOSER LEAVES SCW

« on: September 07, 2025, 08:55:42 AM »

I AM GOING TO SEND JUSTIN SMITH PACKING INTO RETIREMENT

A camera shot of Felix Hernandez walking down the beath in South Miami Beach, Florida. Felix is wearing cut-off shorts and a University of Georgia tee-shirt as he is from Athens, Georgia, and he is a Georgia Bulldogs football fan. As Felix walks along the beach he glances into the camera now and then to add to comments he made recently.

Felix: So, Justin, are you ready for me to beat you down and send you into retirement? I am not going over the previous comments I made as I am sure you already heard those comments. Today I will bring up something else for you to consider.

As Felix walks along the beach occasionally some wrestling fans pass by and greet Felix.

Felix: Justin we are both coming in to the same Hardcore Rules match in which total destruction of our opponent is the key to victory. Did you read the comments on our upcoming match? Are you aware that this is an all-out brutal Hardcore Rules match and the loser of our match, YOU of course, must retire from Sin City Wrestling. What does the information on our match state about our match? It states this is a Hardcore Rules match with anything goes as the theme. Management has set up this match so that we have so many weapons to use there is no telling what is going to happy. I mean, come on, having a match where you have weapons such as steel chairs, tables, and a dozen other weapons for us to use on each other.

Felix pauses his comments again when other wrestling fans pass him on the beach and greet him.

Felix: Justin I honestly hope you are ready to get into this match against me because if you are not 100 percent ready you will be the loser of our match. I am looking forward to taking you down in our upcoming match on September 14, 2025.

Felix picks up his pace walking down the beach which causes him to get far enough ahead of the camera person and when the camera person can no longer get Felix in his camera shot they cut their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

Supercard Roleplays / Re: JUSTIN SMITH v FELIX HERNANDEZ - HARDCORE - LOSER LEAVES SCW

« on: September 04, 2025, 07:55:43 PM »

THE LOSER OF MY MATCH AGAINST JUSTIN SMITH MUST RETIRE FROM WRESTLING

NARRATOR: Well we certainly have an interesting match coming up where Felix Hernandez faces off against Justin Smith with the loser of the match retiring from wrestling. Which one of these two will end up retiring and which one will remain in Sin City Wrestling? We will find out soon as Felix THE CAT Hernandez faces off against Justin Smith in a Hardcore Rules match.

Miami. Ugh! Oh well. This edition of Violent Conduct should be interesting, at least for Justin Smith and Felix Hernandez as they face off in a Hardcore Rules match with the loser being required to leave Sin City Wrestling. Honestly the likely outcome is that the loser of this match will not only leave Sin City Wrestling but they will also retire from Wrestling. The camera shot switches from a shot of South Miami Beach to a shot of the hotel room where Felix THE CAT Hernandez is staying during this edition of Violent Conduct. We notice Felix is casually dressed in faded blue jeans, a white pullover shirt, and white sneakers.

Felix: Thanks for tuning in for my presentation of comments leading up to my Hardcore Rules match against Justin Smith. Justin has been a jerk to me for a long time and in this match I am going to end his wrestling career by defeating him and forcing him to leave Sin City Wrestling. Am I sure I am going to win and force Justin to retire? Does the Sun rise in the East and set in the West? Do cats utter Meow? Do dogs bark? Does Felix THE CAT Hernandez want to defeat Justin Smith and force him to leave Sin City Wrestling. YES to all the above.

Felix flashes two thumbs up into the camera.

Felix: If you have not yet been able to view the card for VIOLENT CONDUCT let me give you the information on my match against Justin Smith. Our match is a Hardcore Rules match with just about every type of weapon you can imagine. When the bell rings to start our match, and we get into the action of our Hardcore Rules match pay attention as I destroy Justin Smith and send him into retirement. I have more comments coming so be ready for more truth from me.

Felix motions to the camera person that he is done with his comments for today and that they can cut their camera feed. When the camera feed is cut our screen goes dark leaving us to wonder if Felix can live up to his bragging against Justin Smith.

Climax Control Archives / I AM TEAMED WITH JUSTIN SMITH?

« on: August 27, 2025, 07:44:24 PM »

I AM TEAMED WITH JUSTIN SMITH? WHAT TYPE OF SICK AND TWISTED SCHEDULING IS THIS?<

Narrator: I have seen some wild things in the sport of wrestling but the current situation where there was a falling out between Felix THE CAT Hernandez and his two friends Bill and Bea Barnhart I wasn’t sure what I would see next. Then the official Card for Climax Control 425 is posted and what did I see? Felix Hernandez is teamed with Justin Smith in a Tag Team match which means they need to work together but they are already scheduled for a match at the next SuperCard where the loser of the match must leave Sin City Wrestling. Strange stuff but that’s how things work sometimes.

The Narrator is finished with his opening comments and now the network has their camera person focus their camera on Felix THE CAT Hernandez at his Hotel in Cancun. We are not sure which hotel Felix is staying at but we are sure he will let us know. The camera person informs Felix they are going live broadcasting now so Felix takes a seat facing the camera.

Felix: Thanks to all who have tuned in to listen to my comments for my next match which is a Mixed Tax Team match and my partner, unfortunately for me, is not on my side of the playbook. Justin Smith has been harassing and threatening me and I don’t play that stuff. Justin if you think I am in this match to be your tag team partner, and to help you get out of trouble during the match, you are more than wrong. When you are getting the crap beat out of you and you run to our corner asking for a tag from me to get you out of the match don’t be surprised that I turn my back on you.

Felix turns to look out the windows of his hotel room and the view is exceptionally nice.

Felix: Justin after this upcoming match we will have our grudge match with the stipulation that the loser of the match has to leave Sin City Wrestling. Trust me on this one Justin that I will not miss you when I defeat you and force you to leave Sin City Wrestling.

Felix grins into the camera.

Felix: While so many viewers will be talking and claiming that our disagreements will cause us to fail in this next match they are also forgetting that there is likely a fair amount of agitation and distrust between our opponents who are Helluva Bottom Carter and Aiden Reynolds, so to be honest anything can happen in our match this coming Sunday. We will have to wait and see how the match comes out.

Felix informs the camera person that he is finished with his comments so the camera person can cut his camera feed now. The camera person calls into the Network and the tell him he can cut his camera feed and when he does our screen goes dark.

Climax Control Archives / INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP QUALIFYING MATCH

« on: August 21, 2025, 06:23:24 AM »

I HAVE AN INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP QUALIFYING MATCH AGAINST MILO KASEY

There is a camera person in the dressing room where Bill and Bea Barnhart are staying for this event. They inform Bill and Bea that they are live broadcasting now so they can begin their comments.

Bill: For those watching and you don’t know who I am my name is Bill Barnhart and I am one of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling.

Bea: And I am Bea Barnhart the wife of Bill Barnhart. I not only serve as Bill’s Manager during his matches I also serve as an active wrestler here in Sin City Wrestling and last week I defeated Candy.

Bill: My match against Miles Kasey is to qualify for a spot at the next edition of Violent Conduct. The match at Violent Conduct in a Fatal Four Way match for the Internet Championship since the Internet Championship is currently vacated. I have every intention of defeating Miles and getting my name officially on that match so that I can become the next Internet Champion.

Bea: Bill would you like me to run down the statistics of you and Miles or would you like to do it?

Bill: I will do it Bea. I am a bit older than Miles but age doesn’t mean anything in the sport of wrestling. However I am going into our match at 6 feet 4 inches in height and 240 pounds of weight. Miles is coming into our match at 6 feet 1 inch and 215 pounds. That gives me a 25 pound weight advantage, and 3 inches of height advantage, over Miles. Those advantages will get me the win and then I move on to become one of the participants for the vacated Internet Championship.

Bea: Is there anything specific you would like me to do during your match against Miles Kasey?

Bill: Your duties as my Manager at ringside is to ensure there is no interference perpetrated by Miles Kasey to try to cheat me out of my win. Also you are to keep scanning the ringside area and if you see Felix Hernandez trying to interfere in my match with Miles Kasey then you do whatever you want to stop Hernandez. It is like this Bea. If I legitimately lost to Miles Kasey then so be it. But if I lose to Miles Kasey because of interference that is where I draw the line.

Bea: Okay, Bill, I got it covered.

Bill tells Bea that he is going to get a can of Classic Coke and then he will be back in front of the camera. Bill walks out of camera view then he returns quickly to continue his comments.

Bill: Well, Miles, if you are highly qualified wrestler then I would assume you would prove that fact to the world every time that you stepped into the ring. However, Miles, that is not the case with you. It seems you have more ups and downs than a roller coaster. But that is okay as most wrestlers have that happen to them. It is okay for a wrestler to doubt their ability to defeat their opponents. Of course I don’t have those doubts because I am honestly that good of a wrestler.

Bea: Would you explain to Miles about your success as a wrestler?

Bill I believe Miles already knows my wrestling history but I will mention it anyway. The first major wrestling Federation I worked in was Asylum Wrestling Alliance. I held every Championship they came up with except at the very end of the Federation when they created a new Championship but then the Federation closed a few weeks later so I didn’t get a chance to vie for that Championship. Most of the Championships in Asylum Wrestling Alliance were held by me numerous times. Once Asylum Wrestling Alliance closed their doors I was here, there, and other places, trying to find a wrestling Federation where I felt it was a good fit for me. The last Wrestling Federation I was in was Red Sun Wrestling but they were struggling at that time and I was the last wrestler to hold the World Heavyweight Championship before the closed up shop.

Bea: Please tell the viewers how you came to work here in Sin City Wrestling.

Bill: I had several friends I worked with in other wrestling Federations and the asked me to join and I did. I did hold the Roulette Championship two times and the Mixed Tag Team Championship once with Bea. I keep getting selected to challenge for Championships but the level of talent here in Sin City Wrestling is amazing so nobody just walks in and two weeks later they are holding a Championship. The competition in Sin City Wrestling is very hard to defeat but the key is to keep moving forward.

Bea: We support each other Bill.

Bill: Here is the bottom line concerning my match against Miles Kasey to see which one of us moves forward to the Internet Championship Match and which of us returns to duty on the regular assignments until we can move up in the qualifying for higher level matches. I wish you the best Miles. I honestly do. And if you do get into the Internet Championship Match I would be cheering you on for the win. Well, Bea, that’s all I have to say for today. Anything you wish to state before we tell the camera person to stop broadcasting?

Bea: I will add that since I am your Manager, and I will be at ringside during your match against Miles Kasey, that if Felix Hernandez tries to interfere in your match I will do all I can to take him out. I am there for you Bill.

With those closing comments Bea informs the camera person that they are done with their comments concerning Bill’s match against Miles Kasey so they can stop broadcasting. The camera person informs the Network that they are cutting their camera feed then our screen goes dark.

Climax Control Archives / GOING TO BE FUN BEATING DOWN CANDY AGAIN

« on: August 15, 2025, 08:11:24 PM »

OH, YEAH, THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN BEATING DOWN CANDY AGAIN!

We get a shot of Bea Barnhart, by the camera person who has been assigned to Bea, walking around in Mykonos, Greece. Bea is at this location because she is scheduled to wrestling against Candy for this edition of Climax Control. Bea is walking near the Paradise View Hotel where she is staying during her stay to participate in Climax Control. We notice that there are not many small set-ups where people can purchase small local items since the main shopping areas are far away from Paradise Beach on Mykonos. Even though there are not many set-ups they are doing well selling their items. This is okay with Bea as she wants to see what the locals who live on the island have to offer and Bea is happy to be able to contribute to the economy of the island rather than traveling a long distance just to shop at major corporate stores. Today we notice that Bea is in casual attire consisting of black slacks, a white pull-over shirt, and black sneakers with white stripes on them. Bea stops walking to take a seat to present comments for her upcoming match against Candy. The camera person attending to Bea informs Bea when they are set up and ready to broadcast her comments leading up to her match against Candy.

Bea: Before I go into comments on my match against Candy I want to present other information so everyone is properly informed. First I will state that Bill returned to Lawrenceville, Georgia, so he could spend a week with our English Bulldog Iris. Iris misses Daddy Bill so much when we are on extended tours for Sin City Wrestling. After this event, where I am wrestling against Candy, Bill we rejoin me on the tour. As for Felix Hernandez? He just found out Management has assigned him to a Hardcore Rules match at the next SuperCard event. Felix is going to face Justin Smith in a Hardcore Rules match and the loser of the match needs to leave Sin City Wrestling. I have a feeling that when Felix loses to Justin that Felix will just fade away into permanent retirement so that we won’t have to listen to him whining and complaining any longer.

Bea smiles into the camera then she goes into the second round of comments for her upcoming match and she holds up one finger to indicate the first item she will talk about is Candy (not candy that you snack on. . .we are talking about Candy the wrestler.

Bea: I want to start off with comments on the match I have coming up against Candy. So, Candy, we are nearly even in height and weight so there is no advantage in those areas. However there is one advantage I have over you and that it the fact that I am way more intelligent and I perform better than you inside the wrestling ring. I am coming into our match at 5 feet 5 inches and 130 pounds and you are coming into our match at 5 feet 6 inches and 125 pounds. So, Candy, here we are, even in height and weight, so the fans want to know what I feel gives me the overwhelming advantage over you. We have both held a Championship in Sin City Wrestling with the difference being that it was myself and Bill holding the Mixed Tag Team Championship and you holding the Bombshell Roulette Championship. Candy you already know that I defeated Violet Amelia Holt six times and yet somehow she got the draw to face the Bombshell Roulette Champion and she ended up holding the Bombshell Roulette Championship for a short time. Of course I was shocked that someone who lost six times to me, with five of those losses to me were in Roulette Rules matches. Oh well. Stuff happens and I will get my shot at the Bombshell Roulette Championship again soon after I defeat you. For now I focus on my upcoming match against you, and my matches against others in Sin City Wrestling, and then I will again get assignments to challenge for Championships in the Bombshell Division, specifically to challenge for the Bombshell Roulette Championship.

Bea holds up two fingers to talk about the second item she wants Candy to listen to.

Bea: The second item I wish to discuss concerns one of the reasons I have not been as much in contention as most of the other Bombshells. You other Bombshells didn’t have the situation I had where you got attacked, beat down, had others interfere in your matches, and then false accusations of me doing illegal things. That is what the other Bombshells did to me. I finally got cleared of 90 percent of the false accusations the other Bombshells put on me but in the end I was vindicated and nearly everyone knows I was innocent of all those accusations. You need to know that it is hard to remain in contention for any Championships when you are performing well in the ring but you get attacked, you have your matches stopped due to interference on behalf of your opponents, or you get cheated out of wins in some other manner. None of that stuff is going to happen to me again as I have people watching the backstage area and the ring area to prevent you cowards from attacking me.

Bea holds three fingers up to indicate the third item she will talk about.

Bea: Candy, you and all the other Bombshells, need to know that my sights are set on obtaining in the Bombshell Roulette Championship. I have proven myself over and over and over again but the Roulette Championship has managed to evade me. Well that nonsense stops immediately and I destroy you and then I will start getting assignments to challenge for the Bombshell Roulette Championship and other Championships. So how confident am I about obtaining that goal? I mean, come on, I don’t have anyone in my corner to cheat for me or interfere in my match because I am capable of winning matches without help and interference. And, Candy, I don’t need interference to win this match over you. I don’t need a Referee to make bad calls against you for me to win. I don’t need anything but my brains and my wrestling ability to put you out of action. Remember that when you step into the ring with me on Sunday and when the bell rings be ready to be quickly destroyed by me. And when my hand is raised in victory I don’t want to hear any whining and crying from you. And another thing Candy is that I give you credit for holding the Bombshell Roulette Championship but that is the one and only Championship you have held and that was 5 years ago…then nothing from you again. So I will tell you something. When I defeat you this weekend, then I go on to earn the Bombshell Roulette Championship, I will ask management if I can defend the Bombshell Roulette Championship just to give you the thrill of being in the ring with ME as the Bombshell Roulette Championship. Trust me that will be the last time you will get a chance at the Bombshell Roulette Championship!

Bea hears a notification sound on her watch and she notices the notification is is a phone call from her husband Bill Barnhart. She informs the camera person she needs to take this call from Bill but that the camera person is free to air the conversation if they want to and the camera person informs Bea that they will continue to air her comments even while she is on the phone with Bill.

Bea: Hi Bill!!! I am in front of the camera at this time but I told the camera person to keep his camera focused on me as I am not done addressing my opponent Candy.

Bill: Sorry, Bea, as we are not yet getting the video feed from Sin City Wrestling’s event in Mykonos, Greece. I will keep my comments short so you can continue to address Candy.

Bea: I need to ask how Iris is doing and how you are doing in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

Bill: I am doing great. Iris is extremely happy that Daddy Bill is home for the week to spoil her. She will be sad when I return to traveling with Sin City Wrestling but she will be okay.

Bea: Have you heard from Felix Hernandez since you got back to Georgia?

Bill: Even though Athens, Georgia, is about 40 miles East of where we live in Lawrenceville, Georgia, I have not heard from Felix. Apparently he feels we should be support him with his twisted logic and attacking Justin Smith so I doubt we will hear from him again until the next SuperCard where Felix faces Justin Smith with the loser forced to leave Sin City Wrestling.

Bea: It is shameful what Felix did getting upset about nonsense stuff then going off on everyone. That type of attitude is not tolerated in Sin City Wrestling. Sorry, Bill, but I need to get back on track with my assigned Camera Person to close my presentation for my match against Candy as we only have a certain amount of air time available. Thanks for the call. Bye!!!

The call between Bea and Bill Barnhart ends and Bea returns to focusing into the camera to provide her closing comments on her upcoming match against Candy.

Bea: I will present my closing comments at this time. So, Candy, do you mind if I ask where you disappeared to recently only to pop your head out of the ground like a Gopher to see what is going on around you? Where did you go? Why did you leave Sin City Wrestling? What are you thinking now that you are forced to face off against me to open the next edition of Climax Control? For damn sure, Candy, I have a dozen questions on why you left and returned and left and returned and left and retuned, while I came into Sin City Wrestling and I have never once left the Federation for any reason. Do you think with my numerous victories over Violet Amelia Holt, all by submission or knockout, that I am not capable of taking your candy ass out and defeat you? Do you think that I might doubt my ability to defeat you? HAH!!! If anything I feel so damn confident I will easily beat you down and defeat you that I am going to humiliate you when I defeat you and then you can go into retirement again. I may not have Bill Barnhart at ringside to keep you from having your thugs attack me or run-in our match to try to give you an advantage, but there are wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling who like me a hell of a lot more than they like you. They have already told me they will be closely watching the ringside area, the ring, and you, and at that the first incident of you bringing your friends to the ring to interfere in the match to try to cause me to lose the match, that they we will take you out of action, and the take-down will be so brutal this time you will go into retirement and stay there forever. Candy I wish that you have a nice fun time leading up to our match on Sunday. I hope that you enjoy everything until the Timekeeper rings the bell and our match is legally underway. But, Candy, when the bell rings to start our match the beginning of your demise as a wrestler as my hands begins. I will destroy you, and win our match, and I will have my hand raised in victory, while you crawl away and crawl into a hole in the ground to hide your face from everyone. My job is to squash pathetic bugs like you. See you on August 17, 2025.

Bea informs the camera person she is done with her comments and they can cut their camera feed when they are ready. The camera person contact the Network to inform them that they are ready to cut their camera feed and turn the air time back to the Network. The Network confirms that the camera person can cut their camera feed and when they do our shot of Bea Barnhart goes off of the screen and the screen changes to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

Climax Control Archives / WHO IN THE HELL IS LIAM DAVIS?

« on: August 07, 2025, 08:14:57 AM »

WHO IN THE HELL IS LIAM DAVIS?

Narrator: I just got off a video chat with Bill Barnhart. He said his match against Liam Davis is going to be amazingly fun for him and he expects to get a quick win over Liam. This is going to be a great match to open this edition of Climax Control.

The scene switches from a shot of the Narrator who provides lead-in comments for Bill and Bea Barnhart leading up to their matches to a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart relaxing on the couch in Bill’s dressing room as he gets prepared to open Climax Control 432. When the camera person is fully set up and broadcasting Bill launches into his comments on his match against Liam Davis.

Bill: Before I begin tearing down Liam Davis I wish to comment on the recent incidents that have happened in Sin City Wrestling concerning Felix Hernandez. I have been friends with Felix for a long time but his recent actions have gone way over the line and me and Bea have no more tolerance with Hernandez. I have warned Felix to back down but he seems to be hallucinating, or something like that, and what he did recently with Justin Smith crossed over the line that should not have been crossed. I see that Justin has a match against Alex Jones and me and Bea are going to ensure that Justin doesn’t get confronted or attacked by Felix. With that said to open my comments is there anything you wish to add Bea?

Bea: You already know that I told Hernandez that I am no longer going to serve as his Manager after what he did to Justin Smith so he is on his own now. I will focus my Manager duties on you from here out.

Bill: With opening comments out of the way I will now switch to talking about my match against Liam Davis. So, Liam, you seem to be one of those wrestlers who run around bragging about what you have accomplished in Sin City Wrestling. Seems pathetic to me for you to do that since I don’t see your name listed as a holder of the Championships in Sin City Wrestling. I guess that is simply wishful thinking on your part. Wishful thinking is okay if you are capable of following through and achieve verifiable results. But, alas, that is not what you have done here in Sin City Wrestling as my search has revealed.

Bea: There is nothing wrong with a wrestler bragging about verified achievements but when they talk in circles about non-existent achievements that is where things go off the grid.

Bill: Next on my list of items to talk about is how me and Liam measure up against each other. I looked at your information sheet Liam and I see you are coming into our match at 5 feet 10 inches and 220 pounds while I am coming into our match at 6 feet 4 inches and 240 pounds. So let me get a few things straight here. You are six inches shorter than me but you are carrying 220 pounds of weight. And all this time I thought The Troll was a bit overweight for his size. I am coming into our match with 6 inches in height advantage over you and 20 pounds of weight and a very long history in the sport of Wrestling and I have held more Championships than you dream about trying to obtain. The difference is that you are carrying your 220 pounds of weight on a small frame while I am built like a Bulldozer and I love running over things and destroying them.

Bea: Nice comments Bill.

A notification sound comes on Bea’s laptop so she opens her laptop to see who is contacting her.

Bea: Bill. . .this is a video call request from Felix Hernandez. Should I answer it while we are presenting our comments on your upcoming match against Liam Davis?

Bill: Of course! Let him implicate himself with his own comments.

Bea opens the video call on her laptop computer.

Bea: Hi, Felix, how are you doing?

Felix: How do you think I am doing when you and Bill turned on me and now you are supporting Justin Smith?

Bea: Whoa! Back down and tone down the comments Felix! That was your decision Felix to turn on me and Bill. We didn’t have any input on what you did recently to Justin Smith. The only reason we stepped is was because Justin is an overall nice person and he didn’t deserve to be the focus of your foul comments. Myself and Bill had no input on what you did and we only stepped in once you went off on Justin.

Bill: Now I am hearing rumors that you told Justin Smith that you are demanding a Retirement match against him at the next SuperCard where the loser of the match has to retire from the sport of wrestling. Is that true or is it just a rumor?

Felix: It is the truth Bill. And after I defeat Justin and send him into retirement I am coming after you in a Retirement match and send you into a retirement home.

Bill: Nice idle threats Felix. You have to get by Justin Smith first and that will not be easy for you to accomplish. And if you think you can take me out and send me into retirement you are hallucinating. Many have tried over my long wrestling career and all have failed and so you will fail also. Sorry to cut you short with your comments but I am in the middle of airing comments for my match against Liam Davis. You can end the video call now Bea.

Bea quickly ends the video call and she adds a temporary block to prevent Felix Hernandez from doing a video call with her and Bill until she removes the block.

Bea: Well that block should stir up the emotions for Felix.

Bill: Not enough for him to be able to defeat Justin Smith if, and when, that Retirement match takes place.

Bill pauses his comments for a short time to get a snack and a drink for himself and Bea then he returns to sitting on the couch.

Bill: Liam I have glanced over your Bio sheet, or information sheet if you want to call it that, and I find you to be the typical easy to predict what you will do next type of wrestler. You can create the most interesting and so-called hard-hitting names for your moves and holds but the fact remains that if what you use as holds and moves cannot achieve the desired results then you are a failure. Tell me, Liam, when you looked out over the crowd did you see a lot of of the fans dressed in Police Officer attire? Nope! But when you looked out over the crowd and saw over half the fans dressed in Bill Barnhart wrestling attire, with some holding an English Bulldog stuffed animal, and chanting my name, did that bother you and piss you off and make you mad? Well, Liam, I damn sure hope you come to the ring and step into the ring with a pissed off attitude because wrestlers who come into a match with an attitude usually leave the match having their ass handed to them by their opponent.

Bea: Don’t you think you are being a bit too hard on Liam?

Bill: HELL NO!!! Bea when I first came to Sin City Wrestling over half the other wrestlers were nice and polite to me. Then when I started getting shots at Championships they got jealous of me. Then when I won several Championships they mutated from jealous to vicious towards me. Well they can be jealous all they want but the fact remains that I held many Championships in the four Wrestling Federations where I worked before I signed up with Sin City Wrestling. Anyone who thinks I am an easy mark for them to take out to the trash dumpster I will tell them to talk to Management and have them ask them to be assigned to a match against me. I can defeat anyone and I fear nobody.

Bea: As your Manager I will ensure you get a fair match called by the Referee of your match. And if Felix Hernandez runs down to ringside to try to interfere in your match to try to make you lose I will take him out. . .and I don’t mean that I will take him out, but not for dinner. . .ha ha ha!!!

Bill: Thanks Bea. Nice to know I have you in my corner and you are watching my back. If Felix shows up at my match to try to stir up trouble and interfere in my match you do whatever you need to do to take him out.

Bea: I always have your back Bill. Is there anything else you want to comment on before I inform the camera person that you are done with your comments for today?

Bill: I will close my comments by informing Lian Davis by informing him that he should have stayed working at the Police Department because the hazards there that cause injuries are way less than the hazards here in the sport of Wrestling that cause injuries. Liam after I defeat you and you are no longer mentally and physically willing to continue working in the sport of Wrestling I am sure if you go back to the Police Department you used to work for they can find a position for you to fill. I heard that the Police Department needs efficient Janitors. HAR HAR HAR!!!

While Bill is in a fit of loud uncontrollable laughter at his comments toward Lian Davis we see Bea motion to the camera person to indicate that Bill’s comments are done and that the camera person can cut their camera feed and they do so and our screen goes dark.

Climax Control Archives / BEA AND THE DISCO INFERNO DANCE OF DEATH

« on: July 29, 2025, 09:17:27 AM »

DISCO INFERNO DANCE OF DEATH MATCH TO DETERMINE THE CHALLENGER AGAINST HARPER MASON FOR THE BOMBSHELL ROULETTE CHAMPIONSHIP

We see Scott Oliver, the backstage reporter, approaching the dressing room that Bea Barnhart is using for this event at Climax Control 431. Scott knocks on the door and when the door opens he is greeted by Bea Barnhart. Bea invites Scott to come in with his camera person so that Scott can interview Bea concerning her Main Event match this edition of Climax Control. We take notice that Bea is casually dressed in Blue Jeans and a Pink Pull-Over Tee-Shirt. Bea and Scott take a seat in the dressing room and the interview begins.

Scott: I see you have a very interesting, and unusual, match at Climax Control 431. I see the type of match stated is a Disco Inferno Dance Of Death Match and the winner of this match will be the challenger to Harper Mason for the Bombshell Roulette Championship. So I make the assumption that you are happy to be in this match, and with a win you are the next challenger for Harper Mason and the Bombshell Roulette Championship.

Bea: Thank you for joining me today for my comments on my Main Event match. Yes, Scott, I am extremely excited to have this Fatal Four Way match against Cassie Wolfe, Seleana Zdunich, and Alicia Lukas.

Scott: What makes you so sure you are going to win this match and challenge Harper Mason for the Bombshell Roulette Championship?

Bea: Gee, Scott, you sure are asking softball questions for me. First of all there is a 30 second dance-off which will be judged by the crowd in attendance. Knowing that I am the favorite wrestler the fans want to see in this match is a great thing for me. When I win the dance-off I then get to choose a weapon of my choice to start the fight. Then, Scott, when I win the match I become the Number One Contender for the Bombshell Roulette Championship currently held by Harper Mason. I assure you that when I win this match then face Harper Mason for the Bombshell Roulette Championship I will defeat her and become the next Bombshell Roulette Championship.

Scott: How can you be so sure you will win this match then win the Bombshell Championship match against Harper?

Bea: Scott you know I have wanted to become the Bombshell Roulette Champion ever since Bill earned the Roulette Championship twice. I have been in Championship matches to challenge for the Bombshell Roulette Championship but came up short in those matches for various reasons.

Scott: Reasons such as?

Bea: I lost a few Bombshell Roulette Championshp matches because, to be honest, I wasn’t as ready for that type of match at that time as it was early in my active wrestling career. I had several other Bombshell Roulette Championship matches but I got cheated out of a win by my opponents having interference. I am not complaining since most Roulette Rules matches allow for pretty much ANYTHING GOES and I came up short. There is no coming up short for me in this match at Climax Control 431. I am going into this match as one of the four challengers and only one winner who goes on to face Harper Mason. And, Scott, that ONE challenger who will end up facing Harper Mason will be ME!!!

Scott: Would you be okay with me asking you about your three opponents in this match?

Bea: Sure, Scott, ask away.

Scott: Cassie Wolfe?

Bea: Way below my level of wrestling experience. We are not strangers being in matches against each other. She is no concern to me as I will eliminate her easily.

Scott: Alicia Lukas?

Bea: It is the same situation as it is with Cassie. Easy for me to take her out of the match.

Scott: Seleana Zdunich?

Bea: I am sure most of the viewers will be surprised at my comments on Seleana. Seleana Zdunich comes from a fantastic wrestling family and she is a wrestler who is not easy to eliminate. So I anticipate that the two final wrestlers going for the win will be me and Seleana. Although I want to win, so that I can challenge Harper Mason and defeat her and become the next Bombshell Roulette Champion, I would not be upset if Seleana ends up winning the match. I respect wrestlers who are talented and efficient in the ring. So we will have to wait until the match is over to see which one of us gets their hand raised in victory. BYE!!!

Bea thanks Scott for his time then she runs off to get ready to make her entrance for her match.s

Climax Control Archives / I AM GOING TO QUENCH THE FIRE OF LJ KASEY

« on: July 29, 2025, 09:11:05 AM »

I AM GOING TO QUENCH THE FIRE OF LJ KASEY

The camera shot comes up on our screen and we get a panning view of the UNVRS Nightclub where Sin City Wrestling is holding their event, Climax Control 431, where both Felix Hernandez and Bea Barnhart are involved in wrestling matches. When the camera pans around the venue we see there are many tables and booths set up and many of the Sin City Wrestling wrestlers have booths, tables, and other items, set up so when the fans walk through they can see the items the wrestlers have on display and they get the opportunity to speak with the wrestlers. We see Felix THE CAT Hernandez walking around the venue and we can tell he is excited as he takes in the items the wrestlers who have booths have on display. Due to Felix looking at all the items the wrestlers have on display he is not paying attention to where he is walking and who is near him and this causes him to bump hard into Justin Smith to the point of nearly knocking him over. Putting the blame on Justin we watch as Felix goes off on him.

Felix: HEY!!! Damn Justin!!!Why don’t you watch where you’re going? You nearly caused me to fall down when you bumped into me! I have a good mind to go to Management and demand a Grudge Match against you to teach you some manners! What do you have to say to that?

Although Justin Smith is much taller and heavier than Felix, and he is visibly ticked off with Felix yelling at him, he just ignores Felix and then he continues placing items on his display table and greeting fans as they come up to him to talk with him.

Felix: HEY!!! Are you deaf? I am talking to you and you are not responding!

Justin Smith continues to ignore what Felix is ranting about so he can focus on his display items and meeting fans and this, of course, causes Felix to spin out of control.

Felix: Oh, I get it, you want to be a jerk to me when it was your fault that I was tripping over your display items you set up because you bumped nto me! I am going to talk to Management and have them assign us to a Grudge match where the loser of the match will have to retire from wrestling? How about that?

Justin Smith continues to focus on the fans who are visiting him at his display table rather than waste his time with Felix Hernandez. This ticks off Felix so he stomps out of the room where the wrestlers have displays set up and we lose sight of him as he disappears around a corner. The camera person who was focusing on Felix with his camera chases after him since his assignment is to air the comments from Felix. When he catches up to Hernandez he sets up his camera and he informs Felix that he is there to focus his camera on him while he presents comments on his upcoming match against LJ Kasey. Felix looks into the camera to present comments on his match against LJ Kasey.

Felix: Coming up at Climax Control 431 I have a match against LJ Kasey. I am not going to stand in front of you and tell you that LJ is not a good wrestler because he is, in fact, a good wrestler. Both of us have been assigned to this match to see if we have what it takes to be moved up in the rankings in Sin City Wrestling. For sure I know I have what it takes but as for Kasey only he can answer for what is he, or is not, capable of. So please allow me to present a few items so you know what is happening in our match.

Felix holds one finger up for the camera to get a shot of.

Felix: The first item I wish to present is that I come into this match at 6 feet even and 165 pounds and LJ Kasey comes into our match at 6 feet 4 inches and 210 pounds. LJ you may have 4 inches of height, and 45 pounds of weight, over me, but that doesn’t mean a damn thing for our match. It simply means that you have to carry around more weight than I do and that will wear you down and I will easily take advantage of you and win our match.

Felix now holds two fingers up for his second item he wishes to talk about.

Felix: The second thing I will talk about is that although you are a good wrestler there seems to be a requirement with the Kasey family to always get involved in the matches of their family members so they can interfere in their matches and get cheap wins for them. You can try that crap if you want but if we have a Referee who knows what they are doing when it comes to officiating wrestling matches you will be Disqualified and I will win the match.

Felix holds three fingers into the camera this time.

Felix: So let me present something for you. On the official Climax Control 431 Card for my match against LJ Kasey that LJ Kasey is trying to break through the barrier to prove that he has what it takes to make his mark in Sin City Wresting. Seriously? I honestly don’t believe that LJ Kasey could start a camp fire if he had a bunch of dried wood and about twenty gallons of gasoline! On the official card for Climax Control 431 it also hints that Bill and Bea Barnhart are likely to interfere in my match with LJ Kasey. Please allow me to set the record straight. Bill Barnhart is not at Climax Control 431. And although Bea Barnhart is at Climax Control 431 she has her own match to take care of so I told her I do not want her at ringside as my Manager for my match against LJ Kasey. Oh, gee, are you all upset that I blew your conspiracy theories to hell and back since Bea will not be at ringside for my match against LJ Kasey? Take your whine to someone who gives a shit!

Felix indicates that he will make his closing comments now.

Felix: I will give closing comments now. As for you, Kasey, you are going to lose this match to me and that will be a stain on your record. After I take care of you I hope that Management sets up a match for me to take on Justin Smith so I can pay him back for being a jerk to me at the Meet And Greet event where he tries to attack me. It will be a pleasure to have a match against Justin with the stipulation that the wrestler who loses the match will have to retire from Wrestling. We will see if Management takes that request into consideration as I am anxious to sent Justin Smith into retirement. Then, LJ, after I force Justin Smith to retire I will return to you and have a Retirement match against you and send you off to the Retirement Home. Have a happy retirement!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!

While Felix is laughing loudly he motions to the camera person to inform them he is done with his presentation for today and they can cut their camera feed and the camera person does so and our screen goes dark.

Supercard Archives / Re: EDDIE v MILES v LIAM v JUSTIN v AIDEN v BULLDOG v LOGAN - OVERBOARD BATTLE ROYAL

« on: July 15, 2025, 01:19:04 PM »

OVERBOARD BATTLE ROYAL PART 2

Narrator: Hi I am the Narrator who presents opening comments for Felix Hernandez, Bill Barnhart, and Bea Barnhart. Today I am presenting comments for the upcoming OVERBOARD BATTLE ROYAL where eight wrestlers are involved and they get eliminated when tossed overboard into the ocean. Well, of course that is extreme, but this is SUMMER XXXTREME XIII so it is fun to be in a match that will be extreme. The match is called an OVERBOARD BATTLE ROYAL because to eliminate opponents in the match you must be able to throw them overboard off the ship. That’s all I will say for this introduction as I turn you over to Bill Barnhart for his comments on his match.

The scene changes from a shot of the Narrator to a shot of Bill Barnhart walking along the decks off the Princess Cruise ship. Bill is wearing swim trunks, a loosely fitting white shirt that is not buttoned but left open, and Bill has a large Margarita in his hand while he drinks from the container. When Bill looks up and sees a roving camera person pointing their camera at him Bill slows his walking pace so the camera person doesn’t have to struggle to keep Bill on camera while the two are walking.

Bill: As I mentioned last week when I mentioned the names of my seven opponents in my OVERBOARD BATTLE ROYAL that would be the only time I will mention their names. Why is that you ask? Because they mean nothing to me except they are my victims. Their names are not relevant as I am going to win this match and get a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship. You don’t like my brash and honest comments? You don’t think I have a chance of winning this match? You want to talk smack to me? Let me state this slowly so that you have my comments clear in your head. I – DON’T – GIVE – A – DAMN – WHAT – YOU – THINK – OR – HOW – YOU – FEEL – ABOUT – ME – BECAUSE – WHAT – YOU – THINK – OF – ME – DOESN’T – CHANGE – THE – FACT – THAT – I – AM – GOING - TO – WIN – THIS – MATCH – AND – MOVE – ON – TO- CHALLENGE – FOR- THE – WORLD – HEAVYWEIGHT – CHAMPIONSHIP! That was clear enough that all of you know what I said and what I mean.

Bill starts walking around the cruise ship while sipping his Margarita, greeting fans along the way, and strutting like he owns the world.

Bill: So let me fire some song lyrics at you to let you know what is on my mind and how I am feeling going into this match. FIRST we have THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME A FIGHTER by Christina Aguilera as I thank the other wrestlers for giving me a challenge and that makes me better in the ring. SECOND we have HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT by Pat Benetar. That is because the more the other wrestlers try to take me out with their so-called BEST SHOTS the more they wear themselves down and I win the match. THIRD we have I WON’T BACK DOWN by Tom Petty. As stated in his song you can back me up to the gates of Hell but I won’t back down. And the FORTH is the lyrics for ANOTHER BRICK N THE WALL by Pink Floyd. I modify the lyrics for Another Brick In The Wall to make it my version which goes as follows: I DON’T NEED WRESTING EDUCATION. . .I’M ONE OF THE BEST WRESTLERS IN THE NATION. . .AND IF YOU THINK I AM GOING TO FALL. . .THEN ALL IN ALL YOU’RE ALL JUST FOOLS IN THE HALL.

Bil glares into the camera before continuing with his comments.

Bill: In closing I will tell you how I feel about our match. I feel that I will win and you others in the match will end up having to worship me as being a better wrestler than you are. All the abuse you have given to me has made me a better fighter. As with the entrance music Bea uses you can try hitting me with your best shots but you will fail. As with Tom Petty I will not back down from your idle threats. And unlike the lyrics by Pink Floyd that state you are another brick in the wall. Nope! You are just fools in the hall and I will have fun deposing of you in our match.

Bill informs the camera person that he has finished with his comments so the camera person can cut their camera feed and when they do our screen goes dark.

Supercard Archives / Re: EDDIE v MILES v LIAM v JUSTIN v AIDEN v BULLDOG v LOGAN - OVERBOARD BATTLE ROYAL

« on: July 11, 2025, 11:12:22 AM »

OVERBOARD BATTLE ROYAL MATCH PART 1

We see a camera shot of Bill Barnhart walking near the Princess Cruise ship that Sin City Wrestling will be utilizing for the wrestling matches for SUMMER XXXTREME XIII. Bill is casually dressed wearing shorts and a Hawaiian shirt. When the camera person gets close to Bill Barnhart they ask Bill if they can air his comments for SUMMER XXXTREME XIII and Bill is glad to do so. The two continue to walk around near the Princess Cruise ship while Bill presents comments leading up to his match.

Bill: I will start off my comments for my match at SUMMER EXXTREME XIII with the comment that there is a reason that you do not see Bea or Felix at this venue. Bea remained in Lawrenceville, Georgia, to take care of our English Bulldog Iris and Bea stated she would return on the tour after SUMMER EXXTREME XIII. As for Felix? Well he had a match against Vincent Lyons Junior and he bragged a bit too much about him going to defeat Vincent in their match. Karma has a way to come around when you least expect it and Felix took a beating that left him hurting quite a bit so he decided to return to his home in Athens, Georgia, and relax so he will be ready for wrestling action after SUMMER XXXTREME XIII is over.

A grin comes across the fact of Bill Barnhart as he loves teasing Felix Hernandez and Felix loves teasing Bill.

Bill: In Sin City Wrestling we have had many multi-wrestler matches where elimination took various forms. The included tossing someone out of the ring over the ropes to the arena floor to eliminate them. Or you had to climb ladders to try to grab onto a briefcase, or other item, to become the winner of the match. Well do we have something interesting for you for this OVERBOARD BATTLE ROYAL MATCH with the winner getting a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship. I would come across as a fool if I tried to tell you I am not excited about being in this match and having a chance to earn a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship.

Bill looks into the camera with a deep look into the camera while giving a huge fist pump.

Bill: There are eight participants in this match. I will discuss seven of them since I am the eighth one in the match. When I address my opponents I will do so alphabetically by their first name. Why would I do that? I will do that because I want them listed alphabetically by their first name so none of my opponents think they are better than everyone else.

Bill burst out in loud laughter before composing himself and continuing with his comments.

Bill: Here are my opponents, and what I think of them, alphabetically by their first names. Aiden Reynolds. Alex Jones. Eddie Lyons. Justin Smith. Liam Davis. Logan Hunter. Miles Kasey. After presenting that list of fools and morons there is ME as the eighth wrestler in the match and I am going to be the winner of this match.

Bill is grinning huge with his comment that he will win this match and become the contender for the World Heavyweight Championship.

Bill: I know some of you are asking why I am so positive that I will win this match and challenge for the World Heavyweight Championship. That is a good question and I have a great answer. As most of you know, or should know, my father, William Barnhart was a career United States Navy Chief Petty Officer. He told me about the training they had to go through to enable them to challenge and defeat enemies. The battles they might be sent to participate in had many opponents of various sizes. It turns out that it was not always the tallest, or the heavy person, who had the advantage and won the fights. The person who usually won the fights were the ones who could calculate several moves ahead and anticipate what their opponent, or opponents, would do before they did it, and arrange for a counter to take their opponents out. Yep! There you go! That’s what I am going to do with Eddie Lyons, Miles Kasey, Liam Davis, Justin Smith, Logan Hunger, and Alex Jones. Just stay one step ahead of all of them, toss them off of the ship into the ocean, and the shot at the World Heavyweight Championship is mine!

Bill laughs loudly before continuing with his comments.

Bill: I want to know if my opponents, and the fans, understand what our match is about when it is called an OVERBOARD BATTLE ROYAL MATCH. Well feel blessed as I am here to tell you what it means. This match is designed that the way a wrestler is eliminated in the match is to have one, or more, of the other participants in the match, throw them overboard and into the ocean. Yes you heard that correctly. To be eliminated you have to be thrown overboard on the Cruise Ship and land in the water. No you are not eliminated it your opponents try to toss you overboard from the ship but you slip out of their grasp and you fall to the deck of the cruise ship. No you are not eliminated if your opponents manage to throw you over the side of the ship but you grab onto something and do not land in the water. Do you understand how this works now? I may get dropped to the deck of the Cruise Ship but I will not be eliminated from the match at that time. I may get thrown overboard but grab something that prevents me from landing in the ocean but I will not be eliminated since I did not land in the ocean. Understand now? I damn sure hope so because the last thing I want to hear it whining and complaining from my opponents, the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling, and the fans, that they try to claim that I cheated in this match.

Bill informs the camera person that he will make closing comments then the camera person can cut his camera feed.

Bill: I won’t go into specific detail at this time but the next time I get on camera for the my second round of comments for Summer XXXTreme XIII I will give you specific details. I will leave you with my basic comments for today and then load you up with the specific comments during my next round of commenting on our match. Yes I have worked for around 30 years in the sport of Wrestling. Most of my time in wrestling was in the Wrestling Federation called ASYLUM WRESTLING ALLIANCE. Several of the people currently in Sin City Wrestling also worked or wrestled there so they can verify that what I am going to say is the truth. I held Championships in Asylum Wrestling Alliance around 20 times. These Championships included the Heavyweight Championship, Hardcore Championship, and the Tag Team Championship. During the last few weeks of Asylum Wrestling Alliance they introduced several new Championships but then Asylum Wrestling Alliance closed their doors for the final time. I didn’t have enough time to challenge for, and win, the newly created championships. From Asylum Wrestling Alliance I worked in RED SUN WRESTLING. After I joined Red Sun Wrestling it wasn’t too long of a time before the Federation was experiencing problems and they were contemplating if they should close up shop permanently. I was the last reigning Heavyweight Champion of Red Sun Wrestling but the Federation closed up shop so I was their last Heavyweight Champion. I will admit I have not done as well as I wanted here in Sin City Wrestling but that is okay because I always give everything I have. . .I never back down in a match. . .and as long as I am doing my wrestler and that makes the fans happy then I am okay even if I am not currently holding a Championship. That’s all I wanted to say today. Next week I will provide more comments on our upcoming OVERBOARD BATTLE ROYAL.

Bill flashes a signal to the camera person that he is done with his comments and the camera person cuts the camera feed and our screen goes dark.

Climax Control Archives / THE FELIX THE CAT SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

« on: July 04, 2025, 06:55:33 PM »

THE FELIX THE CAT HERNANDEZ SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS IS OPEN AND VINCENT LYONS JUNIOR IS GOING TO FIND OUT QUICKLY THAT TAKING FELIX HERNANDEZ LIGHTLY IS A MISTAKE. . .A HUGE MISTAKE

The scene on our screen switches to a shot of the Narrator who works with Bill and Bea Barnhart and Felix Hernandez. The Narrator gives lead-in comments on their matches so we listen to what he has to say.

Narrator: I spoke with Felix Hernandez before I came live on camera and the best description I can give you of how he is feeling going into his match against Vincent Lyons is that he wants to quickly defeat Vincent AND he has some harsh words for Bill and Bea Barnhart also. Oh, don’t be concerned over Felix wanting to address Bill and Bea Barnhart. He just wants to help them get over their Mixed Tag Team loss to Lilith Locke and Kevin Carter at Climax Control 429. With my comments out of the way I now turn you over to Felix Hernandez for his comments on his match against Vincent Lyons Jr.

The scene shifts from a shot of the Narrator to a shot of Felix Hernandez sitting at a table in the room where the media and camera crew work during events at the Suplizio Field in Grand Junction, Colorado. We notice Felix is wearing regular blue jeans and that today he is wearing a University of Georgia tee shirt that has an image of their mascot UGA THE BULLDOG on the front of the shirt. For those of you who are not familiar with the University Of Georgia, located in Athens, Georgia, which is where Felix Hernandez lives, the University Of Georgia is one of the most over-powering sports college.

Felix: Hi and I thank everyone who tuned in to hear my comments leading up to my wrestling match against Vincent Lyons Junior at Climax Control 430. I decided to give comments on my upcoming match here at the Suplizio Field in Grand Junction, Colorado, by using their media room and broadcast studio is located. I decided it is best to present comments on my upcoming match here in the studio rather than sitting in my hotel room to give comments on my upcoming match. I have all I need here to present my comments for those of you who are watching. But first I am going to do something that I have rarely done since I returned to active wrestling and that is to have a conversation with Bill and Bea Barnhart before I launch into comments for the benefit of Vincent Lyons Junior. Bill and Bea are back home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, spending time with their English Bulldog Iris, but they will return to active wrestling after Climax Control 430 is done. The camera crew set up a table and computer for me to have a conversation with Bill and Bea Barnhart, via a video call, so for this portion of the presentation I will take a seat at the table and wait for Bill and Bea to join the video call so that all of you can hear what our conversation is about. The camera person here told me it would be less than two minutes and we will be in the video call.

Felix sits down at the table so he is facing his laptop computer to communicate with Bill and Bea and what they are seeing and hearing on their laptops. Felix motions that the video call is set up between him and Bill and Bea.

Felix: Hi Bill. . .Hi Bea. . .and I see Iris in the background so Hi to you also Iris!!!

Bill: Thanks for asking us for this video call so we can stay connected with you and the others in Sin City Wrestling since you are out on this location but we decided to spend some time at our home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, to spend time with Iris.

Bea: Iris is extremely happy that we took a break to spend personal time with her. I feel bad since we are on tour most of the year and it is difficult to travel with her all over the world.

Felix: Thanks for letting me know that Iris is happy you are home even if you can only be there for a short time until your next wrestling assignment. However there is another reason I wanted to have a talk with you two.

Bill: What’s on your mind Felix?

Bea: You have our curiosity twitching now.

Felix: Please don’t take offense to anything we talk about today as I am only trying to help. Bill you and I have worked together in a wrestling federation some time ago and the wrestling federation was Asylum Wrestling Alliance. I came to Asylum Wrestling Alliance just a short time before Management decided to close up the Federation so I didn’t have much time to accomplish stuff in that federation. But you Bill? I think you held Championships in Asylum Wrestling Alliance nearly twenty times when Asylum Wrestling Alliance was in operation. Bea supported you during your time in that Federation but she was not active on the Roster as a wrestler then. After some time you ended up in Sin City Wrestling with Bea as your Manager and now she is also an active wrestler in the Bombshell Division. I just came to Sin City Wrestling recently so I haven’t had much except that during my short time in Sin City Wrestling I am currently with a win-loss percentage of 37 percent in Singles competition and 27 percent overall.

Bill: Uh, Felix, I am not sure what your performance and winning percentage in Sin City Wrestling has to do with me and Bea. Do you with to elaborate on your comments?

Felix: Bill you have been active as a wrestler in Sin City Wrestling for some time and your winning percentage is average at 26 percent. It appears, to me anyway, that perhaps you are at the age where the many years of being active in wrestling has slowed you down and you are getting match after match where you wrestle fairly well but you still lose. Same goes for you Bea except that your winning percentage is 19 percent. I am curious if you two have considered retirement?

Bill: WHAT???

Bea: WHAT???

Felix: Please don’t be offended by my comments. I am simply relating the fact and the statistics on you two and maybe it is time for you two to consider retirement and let new people come in and do the active wrestling.

Bill: Please don’t take my comments the wrong way Felix but you are not going to talk me and Bea into retirement as we both enjoy wrestling and we will continue to wrestle in Sin City Wrestling until they no longer wish to use our services. But thanks for the comments and the critique of our wrestling and lower than average winning percentage.

Bea: I echo what Bill just said. We are still friends and I will continue to serve as your Manager for your matches. We have to get back to Iris now as I know we have about a week to spend time with her until the next event after Climax Control 430.

Felix thanks Bill and Bea for sharing their thoughts and comments with them and Felix is happy that Bill and Bea did not take his comments as being hard on them so they will remain friends. Felix looks into the camera for a moment to make a comment.

Felix: I ask you excuse me for a short time then I will be back to give my thoughts and comments on my match against Vincent Lyons Junior at Climax Control 430. I simply need to step out of camera range long enough to purchase some food then I will be back and talk about my match at Climax Control 430.

The Network changes the broadcast from that of Felix Hernandez and they return to the regularly scheduled programming for this time slot. The viewers entertain themselves with what the Network is showing until Felix Hernandez returns to continue his comments.

Felix returns and takes a seat in front of the camera to continue airing his comments on his upcoming match against Vincent Lyons Junior.

Felix: I wish to welcome everyone back where I continue commenting on my upcoming match at Climax Control 430. My opponent for that match is Vincent Lyons Junior. Although he comes from a family of wrestlers he is about to step into the wrestling ring with me and I will be a challenge at a level that he wasn’t expecting and he won’t be ready for me and what I bring to the ring. Yeah, okay, many of the people watching me present my side of the story, are going to laugh and insult me and they have the right to do that. Let me present the statistics for myself and Vincent Lyons Junior. I come into our match at 6 feet tall and 165 pounds while Vincent Lyons Junior comes into our match at 5 feet 11 inches and 225 pounds. I don’t have what someone could call a height advantage as I only have 1 inch of height over Vincent. Someone might call Vincent carrying 60 pounds more weight than me an advantage but the way I view our weights, especially the weight of Vincent which is 225 pounds, or 60 pounds more than I am carrying, he is carrying 60 pounds more weight around the ring than I am carrying and the extra weight he carries is the equivalent of the weight of 4 regulation bowling balls. That means Vincent will get tired and worn down quickly for having to carry that much extra weight than I am carrying into this match so it will be easy for me to defeat him by pinfall, submission, or knockout.

Felix grins into the camera.

Felix: So, Vincent, I want you to try something to prove my point. The next time you go out to do something, regardless of what that something is, I want you to hang four regulation bowling balls onto your body and see how successfully you can maneuver around without struggling and quickly becoming exhausted. While we are in our match working against each other it will be so amusing for me to watch you wear out your energy so quickly that I win our match quickly. So much for taking on too much weight eh?

Felix pauses for a moment to get a soda to drink. When he is done taking a drink he places the soda can on the table then he looks into the camera to continue with his comments.

Felix: Here is how I approach wrestling and the concepts work for everyone if they apply them properly. Here are some of the items I focus on when I am in a wrestling match regardless of who my opponent is. I always perform the best I can in wrestling matches. I never back down regardless of how large or intimidating my opponent appears to be. Often my opponents are trembling inside as they are worried they will lose to me. If my opponent manages to get me to the mat then I get up quickly and take them down and take the hurt to them. I never give up in a match unless I cannot physically continue in the match and I assure you that rarely happens. These concepts apply to every moment that every wrestler is actively involved in a wrestling match. The difference is that I quickly adapt to what is going on inside the wrestling ring while most of my opponents have no clue where they are when they are in the ring with me.

Felix pauses to again take a drink of his soda.

Felix: Vincent I cannot see any possible way you can over-power me and get the win over me by yourself. Knowing how your family works it has appeared that the only way for those in the Lyons family to win a match is by cheating, violating the rules, and obtaining interference in their matches. I will speak to our Referee before our match officially starts to ensure that they keep a close watch on you, and your family members, to prevent them from interfering in our match to cause me to take a cheap and cowardly loss to you. But you need to be informed that if you manage to distract the Referee and interfere in our match to cause me to take a loss there will be Hell to pay. I would ensure the Referee gets reprimanded for not doing their officiating job properly. I would ensure that you and others in the Lyons family will be reprimanded, fined, and possibly suspended from wrestling in Sin City Wrestling. If you and your family members have to be the cowards that you are because you cannot legally win wrestling matches then you should not be allowed to work in Sin City Wrestling any longer. Now we all sit back and see which road you and your family will take. I anticipate that the amount of time we will have to wait to see if you and your family cheats me out of a win will be less than 5 minutes into our match.

Felix stands up and walks around the table where he is broadcasting from. After a few turns around the table Felix returns to his seat and continues with his comments.

Felix: As you heard earlier in my comments I have never feared anyone that I was assigned to wrestle against. I have nothing to fear as I know what I am doing, why I am doing it, and who the wrestler is that I am doing it to. Yes you saw me go off on Bill and Bea Barnhart, two people who are my dear friends, to try to get them to retire from wrestling as they are no longer in the race. Both Bill and Bea said they want to remain active in wrestling so I left it there with them. But to get back to my match against Vincent Lyons Junior I am ready for this match. I am fully prepared to do whatever it takes to win, with the exception of cheating as I am not a cheater like most in Sin City Wrestling are, and I will emerge from our match with my hand raised in victory.

Felix finishes his drink before providing his closing comments for today.

Felix: My closing comments include several things. One of those things is that even though I gave the truth to Bill and Bea Barnhart, that they are no longer able to perform to a level that will bring them Championships, we remain friends. As for most of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling I know there is no amount of logic and sense that anyone can send your way to help you understand that you are a drag chute on Sin City Wrestling. Then you have the numerous cowards in Sin City Wrestling, both in the Male division and the Bombshell Division, where they have to cheat in every match, violate the rules in every match, and perpetrate attacks on their opponents in every match, while those they attack are still in their dressing rooms or in the backstage area. They are pathetic cowards and they know they only way they can possibly win wrestling matches is to physically attack their opponents before they even get into the wrestling ring. That is what we call being a coward.

Felix informs the camera person that he will give his closing comments now and then they can cut their camera feed.

Felix: So, Vincent, I come into our match to destroy you and walk away as the winner. You might be able to toss me to the mat but just as a Cat will immediately land on their feet then lunge at you with their claws and fangs whacking away at your face and body so I will do that against you. I took over for the School Of Hard Knocks that Bill Barnhart used to run so I am extremely familiar with handing the hard knocks. Vincent if you think I will back down from you then you are wrong. If you think if you can drop me to the mat and cause me to stay there then you are wrong as I will quickly jump up and beat you down. Vincent if you think anything you can do to me will cause me to lose the match you are wrong a thousand times over. Even if you were to do the normal cowardly things the Lyons Family does, which is to run-in on matches their relatives are in and they are getting the crap beat out of them so the Lyons Family has to save their family member, I will take you out so quickly that you will not remember when you came into the ring. I’m sick of pathetic cowardly jerks like you and you will find out what I am capable of at Climax Control 430. Please enjoy your time you have remaining before our match starts because once the bell rings you will get destroyed by me.

Felix begins to motion to the camera person, maybe to let him know he is done with his comments for today but Felix stops and begins speaking into the camera again.

Felix: I forgot to mention something else before I end my comments for today. Since this weekend is the Fourth of July weekend there will be a hell of a lot of fireworks going off. Vincent I want you to get used to the noise of the fireworks, and the the flashes of sparks going everywhere, because when I beat you down so hard that you cannot stand up, you cannot remember your name, it will come to you that ME, Felix THE CAT Hernandez, owned your ass in our match at Climax Control 430 and you lost the match to me. Your defeat at my hands will out-shine a full-blown fireworks celebration and from our match at Climax Control 430 going forward you will be afraid to accept another wresting match against me as you will be terrified of having to face me again.

Felix motions to the camera person that they can cut their camera feed and they cut their camera feed and the Network returns to regularly scheduled programming for this time slot.

Climax Control Archives / BEA BARNHART COMMENTS ON HER UPCOMING MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH

« on: June 27, 2025, 09:18:11 AM »

BEA BARNHART’S COMMENTS ON HER AND BILL AS A MIXED TAG TEAM AGAIN

BILL AND BEA BARNHART ARE BACK AS A MIXED TAG TEAM AGAIN

Narrator: Wow! Yes I just uttered WOW! Bill Barnhart decided to present his comments on the Mixed Tax Team match he and Bea are involved in against Lilith Locke and Kevin Carter at Climax Control 249. After Bill presented his comments he has turned the camera time over to Bea for her comments on their upcoming match.

The camera shot returns to the hotel room of Bill and Bea Barnhart at the Boulder Marriot Hotel. This time Bill has moved out of camera range to allow Bea to present her comments without distractions from him unless Bea asks Bill to comment.

Bea: As you saw with Bill’s comments concerning our upcoming Mixed Tag Team match, where I stayed off to the side so Bill could present his comments without me interrupting him now it is Bill’s turn to stay off to the side so that I can go all out and present the facts to Lilith Locke who loses the Mixed Tag Team match to me and Bill.

Bea looks over at Bill and he smiles and motions that the camera time is all hers and that she needs to keep the comments flowing.

Bea: Everyone who is currently in Sin City Wrestling, or they were in Sin City Wrestling before and now they no longer work here, knows that I am a TAKE NO NONSENSE AND TAKE NO CRAP from opponents in matches. There are so many cowardly wrestlers in every Wrestling Federation and Sin City Wrestling is not an exception to this. Lilith is just another in a long line of incompetent wrestlers who think they are better than everyone else. Trust me that everyone is going to find out, at Climax Control 429, that Bill and Bea Barnhart is the better Mixed Tag Team when our opponents are defeated by us.

Bea grins a huge grin into the camera.

Bea: Lilith I find it extremely amusing that the backstage talk is about how you and Kevin Carter don’t seem to be able to get along and work together. Too bad that you are unable to get along with the person who ended up as your Tag Team partner. Me and Bill work great together but that is because we are husband and wife and I was trained in wrestling by Bill. Having a husband who has held around twenty wrestling Championships over his career is a blessing. I have Bill’s support. I have Bill training me. I have Bill watching my back all the time. And Bill detests others who disrespect me. That is what you expect from a husband or boyfriend and if your husband or boyfriend are not supporting then you need to take off running away from the jerk and save yourself from being nothing more than a toy.

Bea looks over at Bill and Bill flashes a thumbs-up for Bea.

Bea: Now, Lilith, I am trying to wrap my mind around the concept of you and Kevin Carter as a team, as a mixed Tag Team. I mean, come on, from what I have been able to find out it appears you guys work together as well as oil and water mis together. The problem, as I see it Lilith, is that you two suffer because you are not married to each other, you both have huge attitudes, and you have yet to face off against a team as awesome as myself and Bill in a Mixed Tag Team. You can try to one-up us with your dumb ass comments but that will fail. You can try to brag about the past success both of you have had but that will also fail you. As Bill already stated our agenda is to keep you and me inside the ring by limiting the number of times that you can tag out while tagging Kevin into the match. Bill was exceptionally clear when he commented that when he and Kevin are tagged into the match there is no requirement for both wrestlers who were tagged in to remain in the ring for a specific period of time. It can be several minutes or several seconds and it depends on the tags that are made. You can laugh now if you want but when me and Bill defeat your sorry asses in our match you will no longer have anything to laugh about. I have no problem with leaving you two flopping around on the wrestling mat while you are having a tantrum because we defeated you.

Bea informs the camera person that she, including Bill, are done with their comments for their upcoming match. The camera person calls into the Network and tells them that Bill and Bea are done with their comments. The Network tells the camera person to cut their feed to their camera and when they do the scene goes dark.

Climax Control Archives / BILL BARNHART COMMENTS ON UPCOMING MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH

« on: June 27, 2025, 09:17:04 AM »

BILL BARNHART’S COMMENTS ON HE AND BEA AS A MIXED TAG TEAM AGAIN

The Narrator who provides lead-in comments for Bill and Bea Matches, including matches of Felix Hernandez, comes up on our screen.

Narrator: Bill talked with me before I went live on camera and we had a great discussion. I won’t go into details as I will leave that to Bill.

The scene shifts from a camera shot of the narrator who gives introductions to the comments to be made by Bill Barnhart, Bea Barnhart, and Felix Hernandez, to a shot of Bill and Bea Barnhart in their hotel room at the Boulder Marriott. The two are relaxing in a large room which is next to the living room area and it is a nice addition to have for a hotel room. Bill and Bea are casually relaxing on a comfortable couch in the room. When the camera person informs them that they are live broadcasting Bill is the one to open with comments.

Bill: Welcome to our hotel room at the Boulder Marriott. Not often that you get a large hotel room that has both a living room area and another area like the one we are broadcasting from right now. I am sure everyone watching our presentation is expecting that I am going to into a major rant about Kevin Carter. Although that it what I would have done if this match was a Singles match between my and Carter. But since our upcoming match is a Mixed Tag Team match I will focus more on Bez and Lilith Locke as those two are likely to in the ring against each other for the majority of our match. Bea is so excited to be in a Mixed Tag Team match since we last held the Mixed Tag Team Championship some time ago.

Bill glances over at Bea and he can tell that Bea is ready to jump in with her comments but she promised to hold back until Bill is finished with his comments for their upcoming match.

Bill: Sorry, Bea, but we agreed to let me comment first on our match then you will finish with your comments on our match. I am not going to comment much, if at all, on Lilith Locke as she has her hands full having to face off against Bea, so I will leave her with one short comment. I know Lilith knows the saying BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR AS YOU MIGHT JUST GET IT and I promise everyone that Lilith will get so much from Bea that Lilith might quit the sport of wrestling.

Bill again glances over at Bea and he can tell she is struggling to hold her comments back until Bill turns the air time over to her.

Bill: Now I get to the part of my presentation where I inform Kevin Carter why his team consisting of himself and Lilith are going to lose. I know the two of them don’t think they can and will lose to us but I know why they are going to lose. If they don’t want to believe what I am saying today then they will believe what I am saying when our hands are raised in victory. You see, Kevin, the concept is extremely simple. I plan on continually tagging out to Bea so she can be in the ring with Lilith. You can complain about my strategy all you want but nothing you can say or do will change the end result. There is no requirement in the rules of a Mixed Tag Team that you have to be active inside the ring for a specific period of time before you have the chance to tag your partner into the match. You heard me correctly that there is no requirement that each wrestler must be active inside the ring for a specific period of time before they can tag out, or tag into, the match. Did you understand that Kevin? Did you understand that Lilith? Knowing that Bea is fired up for our match, and she wants to win to hopefully be assigned to both Mixed Tag Team Championship matches but to also be assigned to the Bombshell Roulette Division to go after the Bombshell Roulette Championship again.

Bill glances over at Bea again and this time he flashes a huge smile and Bea understand the meaning of his smile.

Bill: So Kevin and Lilith you have my take on our match. I told the truth. I am not a liar. I anticipate that our match will be short in length as it will not take much of our time to take you two out and we walk away from the match as the winners. As for you, Kevin, I don’t expect that for the duration of our match that us two will be in the ring more than 5 to 10 minutes total as want to keep you out of the ring for as long as I can just to piss you off. I expect that Bea and Lilith will be active inside the ring for around 20 minutes or more as that is our plan. You can try to change that if you want but nothing you can do can fix the situation. See you two on Sunday!

Bill informs the camera person that he is done with his part of the comments for their upcoming match and that he and Bea will switch places to place Bea directly in front of the camera to present her comments on their upcoming Mixed Tag Team match.

Climax Control Archives / CATS EAT BIRDS...NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND

« on: June 20, 2025, 07:35:11 PM »

CATS EAT BIRDS. . .NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND

We see the Narrator, who narrates opening comments for Bill Barnhart, Bea Barnhart, and Felix Hernandez, smiling into the camera. He then states he will make opening comments concerning the match Felix Hernandez has against Alexander Raven. We listen to what he has to say.

Narrator: My opening comments are simple today. Felix THE CAT Hernandez has a match against Alexander Raven and what Felix told me before I came on camera had me laughing. I asked him if he was concerned that Alexander Raven is an accomplished wrestler in Sin City Wrestling and Felix replied to my question with the comment that Alexander Raven used to be a top wrestler in Sin City Wrestling but not any longer. Then Felix hit me with the comment that CATS EAT BIRDS. . .NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND and the mental image I got had me laughing so hard I nearly fell out of my chain. So with that said I turn you over to Felix Hernandez who is the Broadcast Studio in the Magness Arena in Denver, Colorado.

The scene changes to a camera shot of Felix Hernandez who is sitting at a table. We do not think Felix is in his dressing room as the room looks more like a Broadcast Studio than a hotel room. When Felix is told by the camera person in attendance that they are now broadcasting live Felix looks into the camera to begin his comments on his upcoming match against Alexander Raven.

Felix: Looks like I have a fun match coming up at Climax Control 428. Well at least I get to have a fun match at Climax Control 428 as I get to face off against, and destroy, Alexander Raven and send him into retirement. I have a lot to say today so I will get into those items after I present general comments about my match. As everyone knows, or should know, Bea Barnhart is not just the Manager for Bill Barnhart, she is also my Manager. That means that Bea has the legal right to be at ringside for my matches so she can ensure the Referee calls a fair match and that my opponents do not hire interference to try to get a cheap win over me. I didn’t ask Bea to come on camera with me as I present my comments leading up to my match with Raven because I want the comments presented for that match to be my comments without someone else adding their comments until I am ready to allow them to add their comments. That is because I know what I want to say, how I want to say it, and that is the way I like it. With those items out of the way I will now get into direct comments about my match and to Alexander Raven.

Felix pauses to grab a can of Coke and he pops the top and takes a drink. He then puts the can of Coke on the table then he looks into the camera to continue with his comments on his upcoming match.

Felix: Now it is time for me to get into the specifics of Alexander Raven, including the problems he is having lately, and how those things will bring him down and cause him to lose the match to me. From what I have been hearing in Sin City Wrestling lately it appears that Alexander Raven is the one who has been ticking other wrestlers off and those other wresters are cheering against him and that he will lose this match while they are cheering for me to win this match. If wrestlers honestly believe that running around the Federation and irritating nine out of ten wrestlers in the Federation, and Management, is the way to gain support and from the other wrestlers and the fans and Management they are extremely wrong. Raven it seems you don’t understand that ticking off everyone in Sin City Wrestling does nothing but hurt you and you wrestling career. And if you think that I will NOT take advantage of the fact that nearly everyone in the Federation hates you then you are kidding yourself.

Felix pauses his comments for a moment while he grabs a Pop-Tart snack and after he devours it he again takes a drink of Coke. Felix wipes his mouth then he returns to looking into the camera to continue his comments.

Felix: Now for some information on how we measure up against each other and how I see this affecting our match to the point where I earn a legal victory over you. First I want to talk about how we measure up against each other. I am coming into our match at 6 feet even and 165 pounds while you are coming into our match at 6 feet 2 inches and 225 pounds. Since we do not have a significant height advantage over the other our height doesn’t make a difference in our match. Also although you do have 90 pounds of weight over me that will NOT work in your favor as it will wear you our quickly carrying around that extra weight and it will bring you down in defeat to me. Raven I guess you are asking yourself how I can defeat you and I have no doubts about defeating you. With you carrying all that extra weight it will slow you down while I am lean and mean and agile all the time. Once you start waddling around the ring carrying that extra 90 pounds of weight which will be dragging you down and slowing you down you will not be able to fend off my attacks any longer and I win the match. AWWWW!!!!! Poor Alexander Raven you just got schooled by me!!!

Felix finishes off his can of Coke and then he looks into the camera to continue his comments.

Felix: Raven my Manager, as you well know, is Bea Barnhart. She is legally licensed as a Manager and she is legally allowed to be at ringside to ensure the Referee calls the match legally and that my opponent, which is you, doesn’t hire interference from thugs to try to screw me out of my win over you. I know you think you have what it takes to defeat me but you are only deceiving yourself. If you have anyone interfere in our match to attack me, because you want to try to get away with cheating to get a win over me, then you will pay a heavy price for your cheating. If you think you can hire thugs to interfere in our match to cheat me out of a victory you are again wrong. The only thing you will accomplish by hiring thugs to interfere in our match is that you will get Disqualified and I walk way with the win over you. I will make a public statement right now so that everyone can hear it. If you hire interference to try to cheat me out of a win. . .if you use illegal items to try to beat me down to cheat me out of a win. . .you will end up with me ending your wrestling career. I am not going to take crap from you and your thug friends as you will find out on Sunday.

Felix informs the camera person that he will ask Bea Barnhart to join him on camera now. The camera person lets Felix know they are ready for her appearance. A very short time passes and Bea arrives at the table where Felix is presenting comments on his upcoming match. Bea takes a seat next to Felix and the camera person gets a great shot of the duo.

Felix: I welcome Bea Barnhart, who serves as my Manager, and I believe most of you know who she is. For those who don’t know who Bea Barnhart is I ask you to get yourself informed as Bea is a major part of Sin City Wrestling, her own Wrestling career, and the Wrestling careers of her husband, Bill Barnhart, and myself as she serves as my Manager.

Bea: Thanks for the great comments leading up to me joining you on camera.

Felix: Well, Bea, you heard what I said about my upcoming match against Alexander Raven, and I know you want me to win and destroy him in our match, and I thank you for the overwhelming support. Is there anything I already presented that you wish to comment on?

Bea: Your presentation you made was great. The comments you made about Raven having irritated and insulted and pissed off at least half the Roster, and nearly all Management Staff, gave me a mental image. The mental image I came up with is watching Alexander Raven insult everyone is like Raven placing himself into an overflowing toilet, full of crap and then he continues to flush the toilet while he remains in the toilet bowl. Felix you have done nothing to irritate Management while Alexander Raven seems to have the desire to destroy Sin City Wrestling and his own career. Oh well that’s a situation that he caused so he can go to Hell with that attitude for all I care.

Felix: Wow. Anything else you observed during my comments before you joined me on camera?

Bea: I enjoyed your comments to inform Raven that I will be at ringside serving as your official, and legal, Manager. All the items you mentioned that I do as your Manager were right on the mark. At every match where I serve as Manager I am there to ensure the Referee calls a fair match, I ensure that the opponent of the wrestler I am serving as Manager for doesn’t cheat or obtain interference from others. I take wrestling, and my Manager position, seriously and I will not allow anyone to screw you out of your victory over Alexander Raven.

Felix: Are there other items I mentioned you would like to comment on?

Bea: Not specifically but I would like to continue making general comments.

Felix: Okay, Bea, let’s see what you got.

Bea: One item that comes to mind is the fact that I face several Bombshells and won many matches against them. The only problem I had was that I made it clear that I wanted to challenge for the Bombshell Roulette Championship. But I am unlike other wrestlers who whine, bitch, moan, and complain, that they are not getting the amount of Championship matches to keep them happy. With me I am happy that they enjoy having me perform on the various cards throughout the year. Felix I cannot remember the exact date of your match but I remember that you pulled off a major win over one of the wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling who is classified as one of the top performers in the sport. That was a major accomplishment for you as nobody gave you a remote chance of getting the win over that wrestler. Now I am seeing that again with Alexander Raven. Alexander is a spoiled brat jerk who feels the world owes him a living while I feel the only thing Alexander Raven is owed is a severe ass kicking and defeat at your hands.

Felix: Thanks for the generous comments Bea. I am one of those wrestlers who doesn’t brag when they obtain a well-deserved win over a wrestler that everyone else feels I am below their level in the wrestling ring. It made me feel great when I got the win you referenced. But, unlike other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestler who are like Alexander Raven, I did not brag about that win I took the win as a blessing and used what I learned in that match to keep moving forward and never looking back.

Bea: So, Felix, I have a question that I know most of the fans are asking and wanting an answer to. I do not want to put words in your mouth so I will present what I am thinking and you provide the response.

Felix: Fire away Bea!

Bea: If you lose this match to Alexander Raven would you congratulate him on his victory or disrespect him for the win if he did not cheat or have interference in the match? However when you win your match against Alexander Raven will you be upset if he refuses to congratulate you on your win and would than offend you?

Félix Thanks for the question Bea. If I were to lose my match to Alexander Raven, if he were to win without cheating or interference, I would gladly congratulate him on his win. That’s how I am Bea. However when I win our match against Alexander Raven I am sure he would not do the right thing by congratulating me on my win over him. People with the mindset that Raven has always have a difficult time accepting a loss to other wrestlers.

<Bea: I am done with my comments Félix. I fully expect to celebrate your victory over Alexander Raven. As long as Raven doesn’t cheat, use illegal weapons, or hire interference in the match, I am okay if he obtains the win. However if he cheats, usese illegal weapons, and hires interference in the match, I will make sure that he will pay the price of his disrespect.

Felix: That’s all we have to say to the viewers today. From here we enter my match against Alexander Raven and as long as there is no cheating, illegal weapons, or interference in the match, however the match ends up is okay with me. I am done with my comments for today so the camera crew can cut their camera feed when they are ready to do so.

The camera crew, knowing that Felix is done with his comments, cuts their camera feed and our screen goes dark.

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