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Warning: The following RolePlay contains some FUCKED UP shit!
BRUTAL VALENTINE
At My Loft
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I was finally feeling a bit better, the anger and frustration had worn off, my mind was completely clear, and most of all I was ready to kick some ass again. I guess I had to get used to having everyone out for me again, but this time not having Watts to throw in the way of the fire, instead he was the one causing the fire. I had a killer work out last night, I destroyed my lats and traps, my back was still on fire, but i felt amazing… not a bad type of pain, the great soreness of a great workout, and it definitely worked out well for my body. I felt as if my back was already a quarter or half of an inch bigger than before the work out, confidence is key, and always in my eyes. I shook my head, staring into the laptop screen that sat on my lap, my back rested against the headboard of my bed as I looked at some of the Sin City Wrestling website, seeing what was up in the next few days... I ran my right hand through my hair, letting out a sigh as I looked to my right, I could hear the shower running, Desiree was in the shower. Let's just say that the gym wasn't the only workout I got last night, if you catch my drift.
Crack!
I cracked my knuckles together as I continued to read the Sin City Wrestling website, what was this? The match card for My Bloody Valentine was up, this is where I told them I would make my debut, let's see what we have here… I zoomed in on the screen a bit as I began to skim through the matches…
STEVE RAMONE vs TRAVIS NATHANIEL ANDREWS vs CASEY WILLIAMS vs JOSHUA ACQUIN…
JENNY TUCK vs JAINA HUDSON…
CJ SHARPE and ERIC STEEL vs J2H and BROTHER GRIMM…
JESSIE SALCO vs TRACI PATTERSON vs VERONICA TAYLOR vs TWISTED SISTER vs CANDY OVERTON vs KATE STEELE…
THE NOBODIES vs SIMON JONES AND BEN JORDAN...
I was getting a bit frustrated, where the fuck was my match? If they forgot to book my I swear I will fucking charge in there, raise hell, beat the fucking shit out of everyone and…
| Ethan Alexander |
"There it fucking is… wait, oh God, they put me up against that big baboon?"
I zoomed in a bit more, seriously? Of everyone on the damn roster, they put me up against the idiot that I happened to bump into at the previous Climax Control, makes me wonder if that was set up for this match to happen. Of everyone on the damn roster I have to face six foot eight inch tall, 300 pound fat as fuck so called monster who looked like he is blown up like a damn balloon, yes... in case you are still lost, they are putting me up against Rage, tribal tattoo mania…
| Ethan Alexander |
"This is going to be fun, yeah… I guess."
I guess I have to start off somewhere with my return right? And Rage with the lucky loser who was going to feel the wrath of the Sin City Devil, unfortunate for him, must have some bad luck the big idiot. I shook my head and I noticed that the water was no longer running in the bathroom, I didn't even notice, I guess I was too into the website and looking for myself on the card. I sighed and as I sighed I heard the bedroom door slowly open. I stared over towards the door and walking into the room, wearing nothing but a white bath towel, with her hair pinned up was of course Desiree Parker. I stared as her sexy legs took a few steps towards me and watched her as she pulled her hair down from her ponytail, shaking her head as her dark chocolate brown hair fell from side to side and she looked towards me, cracking a half smile and starting conversation… when really, I just wanted to attack her, rip that towel off, and get to business again.
| Desiree Parker |
"Hey Babe, what are you up to?"
I shrugged a shoulder, looking at the laptop screen and then back at Desiree.
| Ethan Alexander |
"Just looking at the SuperCard matchups, guess who I am facing..."
Desiree shrugged a shoulder as well, looking at me in confusion, not answering as she just stared at me with a blank stare, waiting for me to answer my own question, I nodded my head as I turned my attention back to the laptop screen and began to read it word for word for her.
| Ethan Alexander |
"So, here we go… at SCW My Bloody Valentine TWO... Ethan Lee Alexander vs Rage! This will truly be a battle of the bad asses when the "Sin of Wrath" Rage takes on the man that betrayed and put Andrew watts out of commission -- Ethan Alexander! Rage loves nothing more than a good fight, and Ethan is sure to provide it! Word of caution to Desiree Drake: Don't try to get involved in this one! Certain Kittie's may have claws!"
Out of all of that, Desiree noticed one thing, what they called her on the website… Desiree looked like she was about to blow up with anger, her tone went from casual Desiree to psycho Desiree, even I was a bit worried that I might catch a claw to the face.
| Desiree Parker |
"Desiree Who? Did they FUCKING call me Desiree Drake? Do I look like a blonde, bimbo WHORE like that no talent bitch who sucked her way around the wrestling business? I swear if one more fucking person mixed my name up with hers I am going to fucking slit their throat…"
I shook my head, and put in my two cents.
| Ethan Alexander |
"Did you catch the part of who I am facing? Rage? That idiot that we bumped into backstage… you remember right? The one with the girlfriend that you almost ripped apart, the throat you almost ripped out at Climax Control, I am facing her boyfriend or whatever the hell he was…"
Desiree nodded her head, she calmed down a bit about her name mistake, walking over to the bed, slowly walking towards me as she sat next to me on the bed, leaning back against the headboard next to me as she looked at me and then at the laptop screen.
| Desiree Parker |
"They really did write Desiree Drake, those mother fuckers… how could they, oh whatever… so you and this Rage douchebag eh? That shouldn't be a problem from you, all you have to do is just pop his fake muscles and when he slowly falls to the floor like a deflated balloon, you can stomp his face into the canvas and bam, take the victory, as you usually do, sound about right?"
I nodded my head, because that sounded pretty damn good.
| Ethan Alexander |
"Sounds basically like what I had planned, for whoever I faced… I guess Rage is the unlucky one on the men's roster who happened to draw my name when it came to opponents at My Bloody Valentine… Rage won't be my valentine, but he sure as hell can count on being bloody…"
| Desiree Parker |
"Hey, what is this?"
I leaned forward and took a closer look at what Desiree had just pointed her finger at, I missed this one when I was reading the card, but I see it now and I was reading it aloud as I read it for the first time. Desiree moved her finger away from it as I began to read what she had pointed at.
| Ethan Alexander |
"I must have missed this earlier, interesting… so, let's see what we have here, at the bottom of the card. SCW World Heavyweight Championship Match, decided in an Open Invitational Gauntlet Match, fucking inreresting alright. In only the second time in less than five years, the SCW World Heavyweight Championship is vacant! And headlining this event will be the crowning of a brand new champion! The first SCW Champion was crowned in a Gauntlet Match, and to pay homage to history, that is exactly how this vacancy will be filled tonight! Any Superstar booked tonight will be eligible to participate in this match! "
| Desiree Parker |
"Keep going, or, I got it… NOTE: In this match, every entrant will draw a number. The match begins with two men and each minute a new Superstar will enter the ring. Eliminations happen when a man is thrown out over the top rope and to the floor! (None of this sissy "both feet must touch the floor" in Sin City Wrestling!) When the final two men remain, they will compete one on one and whoever scores the victory will walk away as the brand new SCW World Heavyweight Champion!"
| Ethan Alexander |
"Well, this one is interesting… it's basically a free match to the top for me, if I decide to join it that is…"
| Desiree Parker |
"Hmm, why wouldn't you?! This is your easy way to the top, why wait when you can have it all right now?"
| Ethan Alexander |
"I mean, it is easy… and who else in this thing would honestly beat me? But what about my match with Rage, do I just take on the balloon inflated muscles and after I pop him, go out there and take down competitor after competitor and be crowned the new SCW World Heavyweight Champion…?"
| Desiree Parker |
"Well, that sounds like a pretty good fucking plan to me, don't you think so too?"
| Ethan Alexander |
"It looks like there are a few entrants in this thing already, go figure, right?"
| Desiree Parker |
"Yeah? Who do we got so far, babe?"
I took a bit of a closer look as a list of those planning to enter were already posted on the Sin City Wrestling website, interesting because you'd think some of these people would want to keep it a secret, the element of surprise and what not. I began to read off the list to Desiree.
| Ethan Alexander |
"Alright so we've got the Bieber wannabe, AKA J2H... which, won't be the slightest bit of a problem at all..."
| Desiree Parker |
"Didn't Watts and you beat the fuck out of him and his blow up partner? For someone who has never really had much success in the tag team division where he had someone to throw in the fire and back him, he probably shouldn't take his "talents" to the singles division"
| Ethan Alexander |
"Yeah basically, once a loser always a loser. Anyways, we also have Casey Williams... and you pretty much just explained why he shouldn't be in the tournament with your J2H explanation, another loser, nobody... on to the next one, we have Steve Ramone, remember him?"
| Desiree Parker |
"How could I forget? I loved watching you stomp his face straight into the canvas and covering him for the win. That was one hell of a beating he took from you, but you did take something from him too… his gold, something you could take once again if you enter this gauntlet. It obviously won't be HIS gold, but it will be THE gold."
| Ethan Alexander |
"That's three that we can already mark off of the list, I wonder if anyone remotely impressive or challenging is going to even enter this thing? "
| Desiree Parker |
"Who is next?"
| Ethan Alexander |
"Despayre, oh man... that little short clown who thinks he can wrestle? This list just gets... more and more entertaining by the second..."
| Desiree Parker |
"I could probably kick his ass, are you sure you're reading the right list? This is for the World Heavyweight Championship, right? You'd think they wouldn't just let any loser in this thing…"
| Ethan Alexander |
"Yeah but, I guess they are. Next, we have… Sean Jackson... the most overrated wrestler in SCW history if you ask me. He has won AND LOST the Heavyweight Title more times than I have seen anyone do since I signed my contract in SCW last year. I don't get the hype around this guy, he really has no talent, and everyone he has faced has been other overrated losers like Goth and Lord Raab..."
| Desiree Parker |
"Yeah, any time I see Sean Jackson I throw up a little bit in my mouth…"
| Ethan Alexander |
"Speaking of Goth, guess which overrated loser is next on the list?"
| Desiree Parker |
"God, him too? You really are right, this is just a list of a bunch of overrated jokes and losers, someone might as well just go to a circus wrestling event if they want to see a match like this."
| Ethan Alexander |
"Yeah, the names on this list are making me want to rethink my decision on a career here, you'd think there would be some actual talent in this thing, or maybe they do have talent… just nowhere near my level of talent…"
| Desiree Parker |
"I mean, is anyone near your level of talent? Don't be silly now…"
| Ethan Alexander |
"That's true, a couple more here, let's see… oh of course, the final entry, at least for now... Rage…"
| Desiree Parker |
"Go figure, another idiot loser… is he even going to be able to make it to that match after you are done with him in your match?"
| Ethan Alexander |
"I guess this inflated loser wants to be destroyed twice in the same night…"
| Desiree Parker |
"Wait, twice… does that mean?"
| Ethan Alexander |
"Yeah, why the fuck not? Count me in on this gauntlet, you're looking at the NEXT SCW World Heavyweight Champion…"
| Desiree Parker |
"I mean, I always knew I was…"
I smirked as Desiree leaned in and gave me a medium length kiss on the lips, running her right hand along my cheek and jawline as she slowly pulled her face away, she smirked at me, she had the sexiest smirk… it was bitch mixed with… well, bitch, and I loved it. I nodded my head, staring right into her eyes.
| Ethan Alexander |
"I guess it's time to do what Andrew Watts never could…"
| Desiree Parker |
"Thank God, because I really am horny…"
I pause, for a second, smirking right back at her...
| Ethan Alexander |
"Well, I meant win the SCW World Heavyweight Title… but, I don't mind doing that either…"
| Desiree Parker |
"Yeah, I didn't think you would mind…"
I continue to stare right at Desiree as she leans forward, placing her hand on my cheek again and giving me another nice kiss on the lips, she runs her hand all the way from my cheek, to my bare chest, down my bare abs, and stops right at my waistline. She pulls her lips away from mind as she gives me a confident grin, winking at me and slowly moving herself off of the bed. She stood up on the side of the bed, looking right at me with a sexy smirk as she slowly untied the white towel that was covering her body and just like that… I watched as the towel hit the ground, and it was as if someone turned on a stage of lights at an entertainment studio, her perfectly shaped, naked body shined, looking right at me and telling me "I want you" and well… the rest… the rest if for me to know, enjoy, love, and for you to sit there and think and dream about, cut...
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THE GRAND FINALE
Somewhere
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â€You never know what might happen. You could be sitting at the top, ready for everything to fall into your lap, and it can fall into your lap perfectly... or you could be sitting at home, stooped so low, thinking that it's all over, that nothing is left, and then with one call, one phone call... one little change in your life, all of the pieces of the puzzle can fall right back into place, right back where they should have always been, and right back where they will be, in the blink of an eye. In the blink of an eye anything can change: the poor can become the rich, the rich can become the poor, the butler can become the KING... and the Sinner can become the Champion... what does all of this mean? To many people, these are just words, and words mean nothing, or words that mean nothing. But to others, especially to myself, these are more than words, these are words that will become actions, these are words that have more meaning than anything anyone can ever understand... these words define what will come in the very near future, and what will come will not only be perfection, will not only be dreams coming true... but will be what something that should have happened long... long ago... and here it all goes...
What?
Yeah...
Well, I guess there are a few things I need to get out in the open before we head to the SuperCard, what is it? My Bloody Vaentine 2? Something like that, or whatever. Anyways, there has been so much chatter, so many questions, so many people who want answers, so many people who are wondering why, motive, what the hell I was thinking, what the hell I am thinking, and where everything goes from now on forward, well... that's al easy, for me at least. So, everyone keeps on asking me why I did what I did, what my reasoning is, why the hell I stooped so low, why I sold out… well let me tell you something. I didn’t stoop low, I didn’t sell out, and I sure as hell didn’t do anything wrong, and anyone who thinks that needs to lookup some history, get some facts together… and realize what a piece of shit Andrew Watts is and why he deserves exactly what he got.
What I did to Andrew Watts was long overdue, long deserved, someone had to do it, except nobody ever had the balls to. Andrew Watts, such a big shot, such a big name in the wrestling business, everyone respects him yet everyone talks so much shit about him when he is not around, so why wouldn't anyone do what I did? Simple, because nobody ever had the balls to do what I did, until now. Balls were shown and who showed them? I showed them, Andrew Watts became a nobody the night that I showed the world just how BIG the balls dangling between my legs are. Watts made mistake after mistake and then he did the big no no, he asked me if I asked him if I was allowed out in the ring while he cut his promo, I didn't realize I needed that douchebag's permission to do something like that, and where did that lead Andrew? Somewhere he should have been put years ago, straight to the canvas, broken into pieces, and possibly broken enough to never be able to step foot in the ring again. I took care of a problem when I took care of Andrew Watts, a BIG problem, a problem that once again, nobody seemed to have been able to take care of, but who did it? That is right, yours truly, the Sin City Devil.
Watts treated everyone around him completely wrong and now look at him, he lost everyone around him. He had the perfect sidekick, the perfect tag team partner and the perfect best friend, the best man that he could have had in his corner, ME... he had a great woman, a woman who is not only dangerous, great to have in your corner, but I can tell you from personal experience ALSO great to have in many other places, if you catch what I am saying... and what did he do? He did the ultimate mistake, Watts made a mistake that cost him everything, Watts got too cocky, lost his 'best friend" if that is what you want to call me, and then? He lost Desiree Parker as well, and guess who is shining like the star that he is right now? That is right, the man who Watts believed would always be in his shadow, the man who Watts always believed would be there to save him... Ethan Alexander, remember the name, Andrew Watts will always remember the name. Because I am the man who took EVERYTHING from Andrew Watts, and next... I take the one thing that Andrew Watts ALWAYS WANTED... but NEVER could have... the SCW World Heavyweight Championship...
That's right, that is me saying that I WILL be entering the SCW Open Invitational Gauntlet Match for the SCW World Heavyweight Champion, and not only will I be entering it, I will be winning it as well, it's basically a done deal, for those who don't understand why... watch some tape of my previous matches, and then look at the jokes who have entered into this match... yeah, exactly, cake walk for this guy right here. But before I can go into that, before I make my way into the gauntlet, I have to take on a singles match, one on one with an oversized douchebag who thinks he is a somebody, not realizing that he like everyone else, is a nobody. Rage, first off, what the fuck kind of name is this? I mean that name is almost as cheesy as that chick that used to wrestle in the Bombshell Division named Misty Waters, like... can we get any more original or cheesy? Speaking of cheesy, I bumped into this guy and his girlfriend last week at Climax Control and Jesus, did his little girlfriend smell like ass cheese or what... I am not sure what this big baboon Rage is into but man this chick smelled like she hadn't showered in four months, and she looked like it too... if you want to talk about someone who needs an in on that extreme makeover show, it's her, I swear this chick looked like one of those dudes off of RuPaul's Drag Race...
I try not to bring her up in front of Desiree because the thought of her makes Desiree want to kill something, and usually the only living thing around when I am with Desiree is me, and pissing her off... you'd never know just who she might rip apart, and I don't want to be that person. Kittie, Desiree has a message for you... she says if you get anywhere near me or try to mess with me or interfere in this match, it will be the last thing you ever do in your life, she plans on putting you into the ground if you even think about having any effect on the outcome of this match, so I would advise you to stay away, maybe hit the showers for once, because if you're at ringside that stench honestly might just distract me...
As for Rage, he was the typical blown up on steroids balloon looking wannabe top wrestler who tried to act all bad ass but really just talked some shit and backed off when things got too hot last week at Climax Control. I mean come on, if you are going to threaten me, get in my face, and say you'd kick my ass, then fucking do it, don't just say shit, act on it... this showed me what kind of wrestler Rage is going to be when he and I go head to head at My Bloody Valentine, an indecisive, mistake making, inconsistent, loser... Rage will be nothing more but another easy win for me, and I could care less what anyone else thinks or says. I could give two shits, or three shits, or even one shit for this loser Rage, because just like everyone else, to me… he is a big, inflated… nobody.
Not to bring up horrible insults right now, but the best thing that Rage had to say last week was that Desiree had a horrible stench coming from her mouth, which he claimed was probably my dick. Bingo, moron... that is my woman, so yes you might catch a whiff of my dick from her breath, and it actually makes me feel a bit better about stepping into the ring with you that you disliked the smell of my cock, because if you did like it, then... we'd probably have an even bigger issue. On the bright side, no stench coming from me or Desiree can ever match the stenches that were coming from you and Kittie, Rage... now I may not be one of the favorites coming into this SuperCard, but people are forgetting just ONE thing... Ethan Alexander has NEVER lost a match in SCW, that's right, underrated? You bet, but not for long... my perfect six match, six win record will stay clean and untouched, but not only will it stay untouched, but the SCW World Heavyweight Championship will also be around my waist come Sunday Night, and that is a lot more than what you an say Rage, because the only thing around your waist will be the belt on the stretcher that is rushing you to the emergency room after I stomp your head straight into the ground. Rage, you have so much hope, so much confidence, but I just have one thing to say... Rage... poor Rage...
As for everyone else in this World Heavyweight Championship Gauntlet Match… there is nothing any of you can do, you can try your best, prepare your best, train every day from right now until Sunday, work out, hit the gym, hit the ring, but nothing any of you do will be good enough… nothing any of you do will prepare you for what you are about to face when you step foot in the ring with Ethan Alexander in the gauntlet match. I don’t care if there are five of you or if there are twenty-five of you. This match was made for me, this Championship was made to be around my waist, and for years and years… months and months… it has been around the wrong waist… wrong waist after wrong waist and come Sunday… it will finally find its way around the waist that it belongs around, the waist of a TRUE Champion and the waist of the NEXT SCW World Heavyweight Champion… a new waist, Ethan Alexander’s waist.
It all starts with a warm-up match with that no good nobody loser Rage, who thinks he is actually going to make it to the gauntlet himself, funny right? Rage thinks that he can just get through a match with me and then enter the gauntlet as well? Rage is mistaken, greatly, Rage will be put in an ambulance and sent to the nearest hospital after our match together, just like every poor soul who enters the Gauntlet Match will be. You have all seen the Sin City Devil in action, you have all seen the Ultimate Sin, you have all seen the damage that is done when Ethan Alexander steps in the ring... it all started with Old Skool... it was followed by R.O.A.R... then the next to feel it was Casey Williams and J2H... R.O.A.R. felt it once more as did Steve Ramone and Joshua Aquin... and we can't forget the Surf Boys either... six matches, six wins, many have faced the Ultimate Sin, and come My Blood Valentine, many more will as well. Why? Because when I SIN... bad things happen, and come Sunday? I plan to SIN again... and again... and again... I shall SIN...
And after all of the SINNING is done… a new king will be crowned, a new Champion will rise… and a new ERA will begin…
The ERA of SIN
The ERA of the DEVIL
The ERA of ETHAN ALEXANDER
Climax…â€
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Warning: The following RolePlay contains some FUCKED UP shit!
BRUTAL VALENTINE
At My Loft
CAMERAS - OFF
SCENE - FOUR
Crack!
I cracked my knuckles together as I continued to read the Sin City Wrestling website, what was this? The match card for My Bloody Valentine was up, this is where I told them I would make my debut, let's see what we have here… I zoomed in on the screen a bit as I began to skim through the matches…
STEVE RAMONE vs TRAVIS NATHANIEL ANDREWS vs CASEY WILLIAMS vs JOSHUA ACQUIN…
JENNY TUCK vs JAINA HUDSON…
CJ SHARPE and ERIC STEEL vs J2H and BROTHER GRIMM…
JESSIE SALCO vs TRACI PATTERSON vs VERONICA TAYLOR vs TWISTED SISTER vs CANDY OVERTON vs KATE STEELE…
THE NOBODIES vs SIMON JONES AND BEN JORDAN...
I was getting a bit frustrated, where the fuck was my match? If they forgot to book my I swear I will fucking charge in there, raise hell, beat the fucking shit out of everyone and…
| Ethan Alexander |
"There it fucking is… wait, oh God, they put me up against that big baboon?"
I zoomed in a bit more, seriously? Of everyone on the damn roster, they put me up against the idiot that I happened to bump into at the previous Climax Control, makes me wonder if that was set up for this match to happen. Of everyone on the damn roster I have to face six foot eight inch tall, 300 pound fat as fuck so called monster who looked like he is blown up like a damn balloon, yes... in case you are still lost, they are putting me up against Rage, tribal tattoo mania…
| Ethan Alexander |
"This is going to be fun, yeah… I guess."
I guess I have to start off somewhere with my return right? And Rage with the lucky loser who was going to feel the wrath of the Sin City Devil, unfortunate for him, must have some bad luck the big idiot. I shook my head and I noticed that the water was no longer running in the bathroom, I didn't even notice, I guess I was too into the website and looking for myself on the card. I sighed and as I sighed I heard the bedroom door slowly open. I stared over towards the door and walking into the room, wearing nothing but a white bath towel, with her hair pinned up was of course Desiree Parker. I stared as her sexy legs took a few steps towards me and watched her as she pulled her hair down from her ponytail, shaking her head as her dark chocolate brown hair fell from side to side and she looked towards me, cracking a half smile and starting conversation… when really, I just wanted to attack her, rip that towel off, and get to business again.
| Desiree Parker |
"Hey Babe, what are you up to?"
I shrugged a shoulder, looking at the laptop screen and then back at Desiree.
| Ethan Alexander |
"Just looking at the SuperCard matchups, guess who I am facing..."
Desiree shrugged a shoulder as well, looking at me in confusion, not answering as she just stared at me with a blank stare, waiting for me to answer my own question, I nodded my head as I turned my attention back to the laptop screen and began to read it word for word for her.
| Ethan Alexander |
"So, here we go… at SCW My Bloody Valentine TWO... Ethan Lee Alexander vs Rage! This will truly be a battle of the bad asses when the "Sin of Wrath" Rage takes on the man that betrayed and put Andrew watts out of commission -- Ethan Alexander! Rage loves nothing more than a good fight, and Ethan is sure to provide it! Word of caution to Desiree Drake: Don't try to get involved in this one! Certain Kittie's may have claws!"
Out of all of that, Desiree noticed one thing, what they called her on the website… Desiree looked like she was about to blow up with anger, her tone went from casual Desiree to psycho Desiree, even I was a bit worried that I might catch a claw to the face.
| Desiree Parker |
"Desiree Who? Did they FUCKING call me Desiree Drake? Do I look like a blonde, bimbo WHORE like that no talent bitch who sucked her way around the wrestling business? I swear if one more fucking person mixed my name up with hers I am going to fucking slit their throat…"
I shook my head, and put in my two cents.
| Ethan Alexander |
"Did you catch the part of who I am facing? Rage? That idiot that we bumped into backstage… you remember right? The one with the girlfriend that you almost ripped apart, the throat you almost ripped out at Climax Control, I am facing her boyfriend or whatever the hell he was…"
Desiree nodded her head, she calmed down a bit about her name mistake, walking over to the bed, slowly walking towards me as she sat next to me on the bed, leaning back against the headboard next to me as she looked at me and then at the laptop screen.
| Desiree Parker |
"They really did write Desiree Drake, those mother fuckers… how could they, oh whatever… so you and this Rage douchebag eh? That shouldn't be a problem from you, all you have to do is just pop his fake muscles and when he slowly falls to the floor like a deflated balloon, you can stomp his face into the canvas and bam, take the victory, as you usually do, sound about right?"
I nodded my head, because that sounded pretty damn good.
| Ethan Alexander |
"Sounds basically like what I had planned, for whoever I faced… I guess Rage is the unlucky one on the men's roster who happened to draw my name when it came to opponents at My Bloody Valentine… Rage won't be my valentine, but he sure as hell can count on being bloody…"
| Desiree Parker |
"Hey, what is this?"
I leaned forward and took a closer look at what Desiree had just pointed her finger at, I missed this one when I was reading the card, but I see it now and I was reading it aloud as I read it for the first time. Desiree moved her finger away from it as I began to read what she had pointed at.
| Ethan Alexander |
"I must have missed this earlier, interesting… so, let's see what we have here, at the bottom of the card. SCW World Heavyweight Championship Match, decided in an Open Invitational Gauntlet Match, fucking inreresting alright. In only the second time in less than five years, the SCW World Heavyweight Championship is vacant! And headlining this event will be the crowning of a brand new champion! The first SCW Champion was crowned in a Gauntlet Match, and to pay homage to history, that is exactly how this vacancy will be filled tonight! Any Superstar booked tonight will be eligible to participate in this match! "
| Desiree Parker |
"Keep going, or, I got it… NOTE: In this match, every entrant will draw a number. The match begins with two men and each minute a new Superstar will enter the ring. Eliminations happen when a man is thrown out over the top rope and to the floor! (None of this sissy "both feet must touch the floor" in Sin City Wrestling!) When the final two men remain, they will compete one on one and whoever scores the victory will walk away as the brand new SCW World Heavyweight Champion!"
| Ethan Alexander |
"Well, this one is interesting… it's basically a free match to the top for me, if I decide to join it that is…"
| Desiree Parker |
"Hmm, why wouldn't you?! This is your easy way to the top, why wait when you can have it all right now?"
| Ethan Alexander |
"I mean, it is easy… and who else in this thing would honestly beat me? But what about my match with Rage, do I just take on the balloon inflated muscles and after I pop him, go out there and take down competitor after competitor and be crowned the new SCW World Heavyweight Champion…?"
| Desiree Parker |
"Well, that sounds like a pretty good fucking plan to me, don't you think so too?"
| Ethan Alexander |
"It looks like there are a few entrants in this thing already, go figure, right?"
| Desiree Parker |
"Yeah? Who do we got so far, babe?"
I took a bit of a closer look as a list of those planning to enter were already posted on the Sin City Wrestling website, interesting because you'd think some of these people would want to keep it a secret, the element of surprise and what not. I began to read off the list to Desiree.
| Ethan Alexander |
"Alright so we've got the Bieber wannabe, AKA J2H... which, won't be the slightest bit of a problem at all..."
| Desiree Parker |
"Didn't Watts and you beat the fuck out of him and his blow up partner? For someone who has never really had much success in the tag team division where he had someone to throw in the fire and back him, he probably shouldn't take his "talents" to the singles division"
| Ethan Alexander |
"Yeah basically, once a loser always a loser. Anyways, we also have Casey Williams... and you pretty much just explained why he shouldn't be in the tournament with your J2H explanation, another loser, nobody... on to the next one, we have Steve Ramone, remember him?"
| Desiree Parker |
"How could I forget? I loved watching you stomp his face straight into the canvas and covering him for the win. That was one hell of a beating he took from you, but you did take something from him too… his gold, something you could take once again if you enter this gauntlet. It obviously won't be HIS gold, but it will be THE gold."
| Ethan Alexander |
"That's three that we can already mark off of the list, I wonder if anyone remotely impressive or challenging is going to even enter this thing? "
| Desiree Parker |
"Who is next?"
| Ethan Alexander |
"Despayre, oh man... that little short clown who thinks he can wrestle? This list just gets... more and more entertaining by the second..."
| Desiree Parker |
"I could probably kick his ass, are you sure you're reading the right list? This is for the World Heavyweight Championship, right? You'd think they wouldn't just let any loser in this thing…"
| Ethan Alexander |
"Yeah but, I guess they are. Next, we have… Sean Jackson... the most overrated wrestler in SCW history if you ask me. He has won AND LOST the Heavyweight Title more times than I have seen anyone do since I signed my contract in SCW last year. I don't get the hype around this guy, he really has no talent, and everyone he has faced has been other overrated losers like Goth and Lord Raab..."
| Desiree Parker |
"Yeah, any time I see Sean Jackson I throw up a little bit in my mouth…"
| Ethan Alexander |
"Speaking of Goth, guess which overrated loser is next on the list?"
| Desiree Parker |
"God, him too? You really are right, this is just a list of a bunch of overrated jokes and losers, someone might as well just go to a circus wrestling event if they want to see a match like this."
| Ethan Alexander |
"Yeah, the names on this list are making me want to rethink my decision on a career here, you'd think there would be some actual talent in this thing, or maybe they do have talent… just nowhere near my level of talent…"
| Desiree Parker |
"I mean, is anyone near your level of talent? Don't be silly now…"
| Ethan Alexander |
"That's true, a couple more here, let's see… oh of course, the final entry, at least for now... Rage…"
| Desiree Parker |
"Go figure, another idiot loser… is he even going to be able to make it to that match after you are done with him in your match?"
| Ethan Alexander |
"I guess this inflated loser wants to be destroyed twice in the same night…"
| Desiree Parker |
"Wait, twice… does that mean?"
| Ethan Alexander |
"Yeah, why the fuck not? Count me in on this gauntlet, you're looking at the NEXT SCW World Heavyweight Champion…"
| Desiree Parker |
"I mean, I always knew I was…"
I smirked as Desiree leaned in and gave me a medium length kiss on the lips, running her right hand along my cheek and jawline as she slowly pulled her face away, she smirked at me, she had the sexiest smirk… it was bitch mixed with… well, bitch, and I loved it. I nodded my head, staring right into her eyes.
| Ethan Alexander |
"I guess it's time to do what Andrew Watts never could…"
| Desiree Parker |
"Thank God, because I really am horny…"
I pause, for a second, smirking right back at her...
| Ethan Alexander |
"Well, I meant win the SCW World Heavyweight Title… but, I don't mind doing that either…"
| Desiree Parker |
"Yeah, I didn't think you would mind…"
I continue to stare right at Desiree as she leans forward, placing her hand on my cheek again and giving me another nice kiss on the lips, she runs her hand all the way from my cheek, to my bare chest, down my bare abs, and stops right at my waistline. She pulls her lips away from mind as she gives me a confident grin, winking at me and slowly moving herself off of the bed. She stood up on the side of the bed, looking right at me with a sexy smirk as she slowly untied the white towel that was covering her body and just like that… I watched as the towel hit the ground, and it was as if someone turned on a stage of lights at an entertainment studio, her perfectly shaped, naked body shined, looking right at me and telling me "I want you" and well… the rest… the rest if for me to know, enjoy, love, and for you to sit there and think and dream about, cut...
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THE GRAND FINALE
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What?
Yeah...
Well, I guess there are a few things I need to get out in the open before we head to the SuperCard, what is it? My Bloody Vaentine 2? Something like that, or whatever. Anyways, there has been so much chatter, so many questions, so many people who want answers, so many people who are wondering why, motive, what the hell I was thinking, what the hell I am thinking, and where everything goes from now on forward, well... that's al easy, for me at least. So, everyone keeps on asking me why I did what I did, what my reasoning is, why the hell I stooped so low, why I sold out… well let me tell you something. I didn’t stoop low, I didn’t sell out, and I sure as hell didn’t do anything wrong, and anyone who thinks that needs to lookup some history, get some facts together… and realize what a piece of shit Andrew Watts is and why he deserves exactly what he got.
What I did to Andrew Watts was long overdue, long deserved, someone had to do it, except nobody ever had the balls to. Andrew Watts, such a big shot, such a big name in the wrestling business, everyone respects him yet everyone talks so much shit about him when he is not around, so why wouldn't anyone do what I did? Simple, because nobody ever had the balls to do what I did, until now. Balls were shown and who showed them? I showed them, Andrew Watts became a nobody the night that I showed the world just how BIG the balls dangling between my legs are. Watts made mistake after mistake and then he did the big no no, he asked me if I asked him if I was allowed out in the ring while he cut his promo, I didn't realize I needed that douchebag's permission to do something like that, and where did that lead Andrew? Somewhere he should have been put years ago, straight to the canvas, broken into pieces, and possibly broken enough to never be able to step foot in the ring again. I took care of a problem when I took care of Andrew Watts, a BIG problem, a problem that once again, nobody seemed to have been able to take care of, but who did it? That is right, yours truly, the Sin City Devil.
Watts treated everyone around him completely wrong and now look at him, he lost everyone around him. He had the perfect sidekick, the perfect tag team partner and the perfect best friend, the best man that he could have had in his corner, ME... he had a great woman, a woman who is not only dangerous, great to have in your corner, but I can tell you from personal experience ALSO great to have in many other places, if you catch what I am saying... and what did he do? He did the ultimate mistake, Watts made a mistake that cost him everything, Watts got too cocky, lost his 'best friend" if that is what you want to call me, and then? He lost Desiree Parker as well, and guess who is shining like the star that he is right now? That is right, the man who Watts believed would always be in his shadow, the man who Watts always believed would be there to save him... Ethan Alexander, remember the name, Andrew Watts will always remember the name. Because I am the man who took EVERYTHING from Andrew Watts, and next... I take the one thing that Andrew Watts ALWAYS WANTED... but NEVER could have... the SCW World Heavyweight Championship...
That's right, that is me saying that I WILL be entering the SCW Open Invitational Gauntlet Match for the SCW World Heavyweight Champion, and not only will I be entering it, I will be winning it as well, it's basically a done deal, for those who don't understand why... watch some tape of my previous matches, and then look at the jokes who have entered into this match... yeah, exactly, cake walk for this guy right here. But before I can go into that, before I make my way into the gauntlet, I have to take on a singles match, one on one with an oversized douchebag who thinks he is a somebody, not realizing that he like everyone else, is a nobody. Rage, first off, what the fuck kind of name is this? I mean that name is almost as cheesy as that chick that used to wrestle in the Bombshell Division named Misty Waters, like... can we get any more original or cheesy? Speaking of cheesy, I bumped into this guy and his girlfriend last week at Climax Control and Jesus, did his little girlfriend smell like ass cheese or what... I am not sure what this big baboon Rage is into but man this chick smelled like she hadn't showered in four months, and she looked like it too... if you want to talk about someone who needs an in on that extreme makeover show, it's her, I swear this chick looked like one of those dudes off of RuPaul's Drag Race...
I try not to bring her up in front of Desiree because the thought of her makes Desiree want to kill something, and usually the only living thing around when I am with Desiree is me, and pissing her off... you'd never know just who she might rip apart, and I don't want to be that person. Kittie, Desiree has a message for you... she says if you get anywhere near me or try to mess with me or interfere in this match, it will be the last thing you ever do in your life, she plans on putting you into the ground if you even think about having any effect on the outcome of this match, so I would advise you to stay away, maybe hit the showers for once, because if you're at ringside that stench honestly might just distract me...
As for Rage, he was the typical blown up on steroids balloon looking wannabe top wrestler who tried to act all bad ass but really just talked some shit and backed off when things got too hot last week at Climax Control. I mean come on, if you are going to threaten me, get in my face, and say you'd kick my ass, then fucking do it, don't just say shit, act on it... this showed me what kind of wrestler Rage is going to be when he and I go head to head at My Bloody Valentine, an indecisive, mistake making, inconsistent, loser... Rage will be nothing more but another easy win for me, and I could care less what anyone else thinks or says. I could give two shits, or three shits, or even one shit for this loser Rage, because just like everyone else, to me… he is a big, inflated… nobody.
Not to bring up horrible insults right now, but the best thing that Rage had to say last week was that Desiree had a horrible stench coming from her mouth, which he claimed was probably my dick. Bingo, moron... that is my woman, so yes you might catch a whiff of my dick from her breath, and it actually makes me feel a bit better about stepping into the ring with you that you disliked the smell of my cock, because if you did like it, then... we'd probably have an even bigger issue. On the bright side, no stench coming from me or Desiree can ever match the stenches that were coming from you and Kittie, Rage... now I may not be one of the favorites coming into this SuperCard, but people are forgetting just ONE thing... Ethan Alexander has NEVER lost a match in SCW, that's right, underrated? You bet, but not for long... my perfect six match, six win record will stay clean and untouched, but not only will it stay untouched, but the SCW World Heavyweight Championship will also be around my waist come Sunday Night, and that is a lot more than what you an say Rage, because the only thing around your waist will be the belt on the stretcher that is rushing you to the emergency room after I stomp your head straight into the ground. Rage, you have so much hope, so much confidence, but I just have one thing to say... Rage... poor Rage...
As for everyone else in this World Heavyweight Championship Gauntlet Match… there is nothing any of you can do, you can try your best, prepare your best, train every day from right now until Sunday, work out, hit the gym, hit the ring, but nothing any of you do will be good enough… nothing any of you do will prepare you for what you are about to face when you step foot in the ring with Ethan Alexander in the gauntlet match. I don’t care if there are five of you or if there are twenty-five of you. This match was made for me, this Championship was made to be around my waist, and for years and years… months and months… it has been around the wrong waist… wrong waist after wrong waist and come Sunday… it will finally find its way around the waist that it belongs around, the waist of a TRUE Champion and the waist of the NEXT SCW World Heavyweight Champion… a new waist, Ethan Alexander’s waist.
It all starts with a warm-up match with that no good nobody loser Rage, who thinks he is actually going to make it to the gauntlet himself, funny right? Rage thinks that he can just get through a match with me and then enter the gauntlet as well? Rage is mistaken, greatly, Rage will be put in an ambulance and sent to the nearest hospital after our match together, just like every poor soul who enters the Gauntlet Match will be. You have all seen the Sin City Devil in action, you have all seen the Ultimate Sin, you have all seen the damage that is done when Ethan Alexander steps in the ring... it all started with Old Skool... it was followed by R.O.A.R... then the next to feel it was Casey Williams and J2H... R.O.A.R. felt it once more as did Steve Ramone and Joshua Aquin... and we can't forget the Surf Boys either... six matches, six wins, many have faced the Ultimate Sin, and come My Blood Valentine, many more will as well. Why? Because when I SIN... bad things happen, and come Sunday? I plan to SIN again... and again... and again... I shall SIN...
And after all of the SINNING is done… a new king will be crowned, a new Champion will rise… and a new ERA will begin…
The ERA of SIN
The ERA of the DEVIL
The ERA of ETHAN ALEXANDER
Climax…â€
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