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Climax Control Archives / + TIS' THE SEASON TO BE SWAGGED OUT ! ....
« on: December 20, 2013, 11:25:29 AM »
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With an unsuccessful debut for The Princess of Kickass, J.D. Phoenix, of course in the moment, she felt like crap. She felt like there were a many of people who counted on her yet in the end --she failed everyone. But a couple pep talks cheered her up in no time. That's what pep talks were for, right? Tell a guy with the face of an SOS pad and the  body of a Twinkie that you think he's attractive. He'll be the happiest motherfucker in the entire world! ...And even though Miss Phoenix lost her match, she still managed to spread smiles across her and everyone else's faces. However, with the end of the week comes the beginning of a new one and another special Holiday special was established and this week? J.D. had her hands filled. She was thrown into a Six Bombshell Tag Team Match and her opponents were one half of the Bombshell Tag Team Champions, Vixen and Vixen's partners were the ever so closely at winning the Tag Titles, --the FoShan Bombshells. And J.D.'s team? Well when you put two emo weirdos together, you get The Fallen, but more specifically the current Bombshell Champion-- Gothika and her usual partner, Diamond. So if you wanted to put all these six women in a movie depicting cliques in High School? You got The FoShan Bombshells, the girls who understand Pre-calc like it's the back of their hands, and you got Vixen who's propped up tits in a push-up bra is a nerd's next wet-dream. But don't forget The Fallen, who would be the two bitches in the bathroom smoking cigarettes and with pierced back dimples or some shit and last but not least, you got J.D. Phoenix-- the tomboy and girl skateboarder who's good at two things in the wrestling world. Taking names and most importantly kicking ass.




Located in what looks like a Winter wonderland fa sho has all the things Christmas related. In the corner of the room is a gigantic lit up Christmas tree with presents all around the base, and there are stockings lined up on the walls, filled up with goodies. However the best part of if it all was the two huge thrones located in the center of the room. One was bigger than the other, but it would be soon before you found out why.


"HO HO HO!"


The door swings open and it is none other then the main man himself, Santa Claus. He comes in with outfit, glasses, beard, and fat gut in check as walks over to his throne, and sits down but it still leaves the smaller throne left to him, empty.



SANTA CLAUS - I wonder where Mrs. Claus might be. Oh where is she?!




It took no time later before Mrs. Claus jumped into the room from the door, with an ugly Christmas dress on and gray curly hair to match. She rocked her mini glasses with style as she walked over to hug Santa before sitting down.


MRS. CLAUS - Oh hello honey! What is in store for us today?!



SANTA CLAUS - The boys and girls of Sin City Wrestling are having a huge Christmas show and I just HAVE to be here to see it! Oh, it will be a great time. [Santa laughs] ...HO HO HO!



MRS. CLAUS - Well maybe while you're here, you can see who's been naughty and who's been nice, don't ya think?




SANTA CLAUS - Oh yes, honey, you are correct!



Santa then scoots his fat ass a little forward before reaching down underneath his huge throne, pulling out a rolled up piece of paper before he sits back and begins to unravel the paper, adjusting his glasses and reading off of it.



SANTA CLAUS - Hmm, let's start with the ladies. OH! These six girls will be facing each other in a tag team match tonight. Starting with Vixen. Naughty or Nice?



MRS. CLAUS - Hmm, I would definitely say nice! What a beautiful young woman with a perfect smile.



SANTA CLAUS - Those double D cookies of hers are perfect as well.



Santa begins to laugh but the pervert joke goes right over Mrs. Claus head, and she joins in on the laughter.



SANTA CLAUS - Okay next, here are Vixen's tag team partners. The FoShan Bombshells, Song and Orchid. Naughty or nice?



MRS. CLAUS - Oh, they are women of much peace and calmness. They are very disciplined which means it is obvious they are nice!




SANTA CLAUS - It's almost funny because right before I came here, I stopped by Dragon Chinese Food, and I could swore I saw two girls who looked exactly like this! But oh, all those women look the same however making food that delicious? They definitely are nice!




Santa once again busts out in his " Ho ho ho " laugh and the racist comment from him doesn't phase Mrs. Claus because she chuckles along with her husband.



SANTA CLAUS - Now, who do we have here? The Fallen. Gothika and Diamond. Naughty or Nice?




MRS. CLAUS - Well, first of all, Christmas isn't about "darkness" and these girls obviously love that. They seem like they'd be happy with coal in their stockings. I'd say naughty.



SANTA CLAUS - Naughty is correct. Looking at their faces from above the North Pole, they look like they've sat in darkness too damn long, honestly.




Santa is obviously getting a kick out of his own self but this mean comment makes him laugh even louder and harder than he had before. The whole concept of "stick by your man, no matter what," really was a big deal for Mrs. Claus because no matter how rude the comments were, she laughed with Santa.



SANTA CLAUS - And last on the list is, ...J.D. Phoenix! Naughty or nice?




MRS. CLAUS - Oh my Elfness, this woman has way too many tattoos! Can you imagine how she'll look when she turns 80 with all of that ink?! I am shivering in my snow boots just thinking about it. This one is definitely naughty.




SANTA CLAUS - Hmm, I think she's nice. It's not everyday you see a tooshie like that! Small but round, like a little onion!




" Damn Santa, the way you talkin' makes me wonder if I should call 5-0! "




Emerging from the side of the door is none other than J.D. Phoenix who was decked out in knee high candy cane stockings, with shorts on, and with green Vans on, and a cut-off white t-shirt that read "DOPE GIRL" on the front, but the perfect item that complimented the outfit was the beanie that she was wearing that actually had real Christmas lights on it! She walks towards Santa and snatches his Santa hat off of his head and begins to run around the room with it as he fidgets to get it back.




SANTA CLAUS - Now, I already said you were nice! So please give me my hat back before I change you to naughty!




J.D. begins to toss Santa's hat up in there and catching it as she doesn't take one look at Santa.



J.D. PHOENIX - Nizzle, the only thing naughty is that hot ass breath of yours, let me tell you.



J.D. laughs but Santa is just pissed off and then finally she walks over to Santa putting her hand forward with his hat, but when he reaches for it, she swiftfully pulls her hand back and says, "Too slow!" She laughs again as she then walks over to the Christmas tree, pulling out the biggest gift and then sitting on it, while she look at the Claus couple.




J.D. PHOENIX - I don't know where SCW found you knock-offs but Santa, the things you're sayin' has me thinking that instead of dropping off gifts at people's houses, you're whipping out your licorice stick and beating off to the mother laying upstairs sleep, with her hubby on the side of the bed! I mean damn bro, if you aren't perverted, you're racist. If you're not racist, you're just a straight up a-hole! Ya gotta get it together, San'. I wouldn't want my son, Lil' Jace, ever meeting you.





Santa clears his throat to start explaining his weird actions but before he can, J.D. cuts him off.




J.D. PHOENIX - Plus Santa, you're wack anyways. I stopped believing in your ass when I was 8. Remember that Donkey Kong game I asked you to get me for Nintendo 64?




SANTA CLAUS - J.D. I- -



J.D. PHOENIX - WELL YOU'RE RHINOCEROS ASS DIDN'T GET IT FOR ME! ...Maaaaan, I wanted that shizz so bad and you came up short. But aye, lookin' at you, I'm sure you're no stranger to comin' up short right, Mrs. Claus?




Mrs. Claus shrugs her shoulders before nodding her head a little and this comes to a surprise for Santa, who's eyes get big in embarrassment.




J.D. PHOENIX - But fozizzit, all of that. See, tonight I gotta huge match. Last week, I lost again Jade Two-Last Names, but I ain't trippin' anymore cause this tag match is a big match for me! All the girls in it are gonna put up a good fight but my opponents, good enough to beat The Princess of Kickass? I don't think so. But I'm not doubting them one bit because with the weirdos I'm teamed with, anything could happen. They could turn their backs on me for all I know and just leave me out there by myself! But if they did that, I'd whoop their asses without a doubt, even if I get jumped.




J.D. then jumps to her feet as she begins to walk over to a stand but calls out as she walks.



J.D. PHOENIX - Don't be checkin' out my ass Santa. I don't get down with fat asses and senior citizens.




J.D. then walks over to Santa's cookies and takes one, beginning to eat it. As she turns around, Santa practically yells at her.




SANTA CLAUS - Hey, ....those are mines!




J.D. PHOENIX - Son, look down at that gut. You really think you need anymore of these?





J.D. laughs before swishing her blonde hair out of her face.




J.D. PHOENIX - Shizz, ...where's the drinks?





J.D. walks over to the glass of milk picking it up and as she puts the glass to her mouth, she walks back to Santa but this time Santa is more pissed off.




SANTA CLAUS - Stealing my hat! Insulting me! Eating my cookies, drinking my milk! You really deserve to be on the naugh-




J.D. SPITS THE MILK OUT ONTO SANTA'S FACE!




Santa immediately begins to squirm around as Mrs. Claus screams, trying to help out her husband. J.D. laughs as she wipes her mouth with the back of her hand, heading towards the door to exit.




J.D. PHOENIX - Sorry Santa, ...you sounded thirsty.



J.D. then jumps in the air, heel clicking before running out of the room, leaving a distraught Mrs. Claus and a pissed off Santa Claus, watching the spitty milk from his face as the scene fades

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Climax Control Archives / + OOH, KILL HER.
« on: December 12, 2013, 06:23:41 PM »
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Sin City Wrestling made it loud and clear that they were proud to welcome their newest bombshell to the roster -- J.D. Phoenix. Considering her relationship with one half of the new Tag Team Champions, Aaron Matthews, the company welcomed J.D. with open arms or in her case, "daps" cause a good old fist-to-fist and saying, "What's poppin!" worked better than a regular hello. If you wanted to compare and contrast J.D. from her first years in wrestling to her return, you'd probably notice a big one. First of all, J.D. born naturally ginger (WITH a soul, cause if she didn't have one, she wouldn't be alive, so suck on a biscuit, British people.) was a little more on the reckless side and really didn't give a damn about anything. However, if you want to look at J.D. now? ...She was a girlfriend and most importantly, a mother. Considering her life did a complete 360, J.D. was gladly, ...same ol' J.D. Except she adored her son, could produce milk in her melons, and cheer on her wrestler boyfriend. BUT, don't let the breastfeeding soak you because J.D. Phoenix is back in wrestling for ALL of her brosephs and brosephettes across the nation and she WILL be making her SCW debut against Jade Manendez-Arcador in J.D.'s debut match where she hopes to show Jade, management, her bro army, and for the tots at the Boys and Girls club, that she is back in wrasslin' and she will be the shizzit.





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SCENE O N E . [ OOH, KILL HER' ]




Cameras open backstage in the vicinity of the mini-locker rooms as they are usually for the kids of the Boys and Girls club but with the special event SCW was offering, the location would be just fine. Standing in the view is none other than the boobiful blonde, -- Pussy Willow. Willow is seen to be admiring her self in a mini-pink compact mirror as she slowly rotates her head from side-to-side, enjoying what she sees when her facial response is smiling ever so brightly. Willow then puckers her lips and air kisses into the compact mirror before a sound is heard.




" Psst, ...Psst. We're live. "




The cameraman was trying his best not to be to loud but Miss Willow insisted on looking at such beauty which graced the mirror, however, ...she was paying absolutely no attention at the signal and whispers of the cameraman and eventually he had to get loud.



CAMERAMAN - - Miss Willow, ...we're on.




Willow finally looks up for a quick glance before rolling her eyes and sucking her teeth as if the cameraman was offering a joke.





PUSSY WILLOW - - We are not "on" anything. If you want a date with me? I'll tell you it won't be before OR after the show, honestly. I mean seriously-- OH!




Willow then comes to a realization that the cameraman meant that they were ON AIR and live and she clears her throat before taking one last look in the compact mirror, checking her lipstick before putting it away to the side and bringing the microphone up to her mouth.




PUSSY WILLOW - - Welcome to SCW's special edition as this week, we are live at the Boys and Girls Club in Las Vegas, where we are putting on a show for all of these wonderful kids during the holiday season! I am the gorgeous Pussy Willow, and standing with me right now is SCW's newest bombshell, The Princess of Kickass, ...J.D. Phoenix.





J.D. then steps into camera view, throwing the peace sign into the air as she looks at Willow.





PUSSY WILLOW - Now J.D., word around is that you are returning to the wrestling world from a hiatus for a couple years, not to mention you recently became a new mother in October! ..What made you want to come back?




J.D. takes a deep breath before the mic is positioned for her to speak.




J.D. PHOENIX - Well Pussy, .... [J.D. can't contain her snickers which makes Willow a little upset]




J.D. finally gets her act together before straightening out her backwards baseball cap and responding.




J.D. PHOENIX - For real for real, I had to go on hiatus years back over the reality of being scared. Scared of the future and what it would bring, if it even had anything to bring. I've always beena kid with anxiety, and I didn't know how to chill out but that all changed when me and A-Mat started hanging out. First it was nothin' but one broseph and one brosephette playing GTA IV and cracking open a Mountain Dew, but eventually we put down the controllers and our hearts started pumpin'. ...Now, it's safe for me to say that watching Aaron week-after-week push through everything and try his best whether he stands up or falls in a match, inspired me. And that inspiration is what lead me back into this ring to show my love bro, Aaron, my gorgeous son, Jace, my bro army, my haters, everyone, ...that I'm back to make some noise.







J.D. nods her head as Willow throws her hand in the air but then catches her reflection in her glistening pink nail polish. She begins to smirk as she admires her looks but then she snaps out of it as she goes into her next question.




PUSSY WILLOW - Tonight, you'll be making your debut against undefeated, Jade Manendez-Arcador, who calls herself "The Bitch of Hardcore", and has the title history to back it up. While you may not know her personally, you are aware of her accomplishments, so how do you feel about her? Do you think she'll put up a good fight?





J.D. PHOENIX - First of all brosephette, I could care less about "title history" cause guess what, history is in the past and if she isn't making history now? Then she definitely is not about that life, honestly. I get it-- winning titles and making a legacy behind it means a lot to wrestlers but fo shizzit? It takes passion to be a real-champ. This Jade brosephette has won countless belts, more than I ever did or could, ...she's put her legacy with titles on the map, but did she have the passion for it? We'll never know, and if she wanted us to know, she would let us but obvz being "the bitch of hardcore" is something that's more of a priority than passion is. And if it was up to Jaydee? She could give two fucks about Jade or her title history.







J.D.'s infamous smirks spread across her face before continuing.





J.D. PHOENIX - Which brings me to talk about if she'll put up a great fight or not. Don't get me wrong, --I don't doubt the girl whatsoever, but aye, I would think she's out of her element. "The Bitch of Hardcore", better get the sledgehammer out her hole and realize that this is a singles match. It's J.D. Phoenix against Jade Two-Last Names, and if she wants to be known as "The Bitch of Hardcore", then I should be known as "The Princess That Beat the Bitch of Hardcore." ...Don't let the skater chick fool you, brosephette! Before I hung up the boots times back, --I was unstoppable. Trust and believe, I may be small like a McNugget, but I got a punch like Rocky and if anything, I know I'm the one with the advantage tonight. There is not a doubt in my mind that I will be killin' em.




J.D. winks into the camera before Willow begins to speak, but she is unfortunately cut off by an unfamiliar voice.




??? - You won't be killing anything because of the way I'll murder your career.




J.D. looks up at her Jade Manendez-Arcador, with her arms crossed as she walks into the locker room. She glares at J.D., before sticking her nose up in the air as she takes the mic away from Pussy Willow.




JADE MANENDEZ-ARCADOR - I couldn't help but hear that mouth of yours running off, talking about how I don't have passion and I won't be winning this match because there is no hardcore aspect to it. ...Well let me tell you something, J.D.. You want to stand up here and pride yourself about coming back to wrestling after a two-year or something break and the reason why you left is because you were scared? Honestly, it fits your character. As you stand before me, I can see the worry that consumes your eyes. I can see the sweat rolling down on the side of your temples. I can smell the fear that is embedded into your conscious because you will always be scared of the future as it has something you have never and will never achieve and that's greatness.





Jade then takes a few steps forward as she gets into the face of J.D. Phoenix, who believe or not, takes a couple steps of her own to show she wasn't intimidated.





JADE MANENDEZ-ARCADOR - You know, I may call myself "The Bitch of Hardcore" because I turned out to be who I strived to become. The wetness of blood that has escaped from someone's forehead after I see-saw barbed wire into their skin, is what satisfies me. The flames that have been initiated by the gallons of gasoline that I proceed to pour onto a table and spear someone into it, is what brightens me. But come tonight, when I get my arm raised from victory after beating the reality into you, there will be one thing that shows that you seemed to be wrapped into and that's passion. I take passion into causing pain and harm. I take passion into living up to who I've claimed to be. I take passion into beating girls like you who are under the impression that whichever guy your screwing gets your closer to the top.






Jade then smiles before continuing.




JADE MANENDEZ-ARCADOR - Your boyfriend can't save you, J.D. Your fans can't save you. And most importantly, your son can't save you. See, after Jade Manendez-Arcador shows him what happens to mommy after she fucks with the wrong hardcore bitch, he'll know exactly why his Mom was a failure two years ago, and why she's a failure now.






J.D.'s anger begins to fume visibly as her entire face turns red and she takes hard and loud breaths. Jade lowers the mic to her side in satisfaction before stuffing the mic into the chest of Pussy Willow before Jade takes one more glance at J.D. and walks away as the scene fades to black. The Princess of Kickass obviously wasn't going up against some soft Frosty-- cause Jade more than definitely prove to be a tough Slim Jim. But how would J.D. manage? Now that Jade had put J.D.'s boyfriend and son into the mix, she set out for a revenge. However, Jade definitely could pull her weight in but it was honestly up to the fans to tune in and see who would come out on top? The punk skateboarder or the hardcore latina?




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