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Climax Control Archives / Are you ready?
« on: December 20, 2013, 08:21:49 AM »
December 15th, after Climax Control
Scene starts by showing SCW officials patting the back of an Ambulence and watching it drive away, suddenly the view violently shifts to Scott Pandora, with Jasper and Katu flanking him behind him. He laughs a psychotic laugh and pats Jasper on the chest, then does the same to Katu. It is apparent the camera is actually a handheld camera held by Scott Pandora himself.
Scott Pandora: Well would you look at that, two of SCW's top superstars are on their way to the medical facilities to get evaluated on their injuires. Hell I bet both of them will forget what even happened tonight, Post Trauma injury and all. So here we are SCW, are you ready for us? Did you see how easy it was for us to take out your champion and number one contender in a snap? Well get ready Sin City, its going to be a wild ride for you. You see, many times, and we've noticed it the past few months just by observing y'all here in Sin City, many times wrestlers debut wanting to be the top dogs and they are quick to reveal themselves and before you know it, they've crashed and burned without even taking off. Their agenda is usually "I'm going to be champion" blah blah blah blah!!!
The camera violently shakes when Pandora screams out the blahs. He stops for a moment and composes himself by running his free hand through his hair.
Scott Pandora: No one has patience anymore, everyone wants things handed to them on a silver platter as soon as they get to a new federation. Everyone comes in expecting something when they haven't even put in the work to earn what they ask for. Our agenda?? Well we don't exactly have an agenda, we're not here to be champions, top dogs, springboard our movie careers, further our porn careers or whatever else you freakin idiots in Sin City think you are. We only have one goal, DOMINATE! Soon you will understand, soon you will believe.......
All three of them lock fists
Scott Pandora: Believe in The Saviors!!
*Transmission cuts out*
Ocotber 14 1997. Kalamazoo Michigan. SMJRWF (Shawn Michaels JR Wrestling Federation) house show.
scene shows a young, long haired, bloody and battered Scott Pandora, then known as Sparrow, coming backstage after just finishing a match, it looks like he lost, but in fact he won, he had just became the number one contender for the SMJRWF title. An imposing figure walks up to him as he is getting cleaned up and hands him a card.
Lone Wolf: Allow me to introduce myself, I am the owner and operator of Elemental Empire Wrestling Federation, we would like you to be a part of our next Pay Per View, you will debut as a member of the Death Wishes. It's a small part, but it's not the indies anymore.
Sparrow: Wait, I just went out there and nearly killed myself to be number one contender and you're telling me I should give up the chance to be a champion, to play second banana to someone?
Lone Wolf: No you're going about this all wrong. I've been watching you for a few months now, I have heard your story from a few people back stage, I see a lot of potential in you and I understand you really could use some financial help, well a contract with a major company could ease some of that burden don't you think? It's a foot in the door and if you impress us enough, who knows, you could be big one day.
Sparrow: I don't know Mr. Wolf, I'm a loyal guy, and I stay loyal to the people who put me in their card and let me showcase my skills. I'm a crazy son of a bitch and I don't feel pain, so I can do all these insane matches we do here in the indies, if I go major, I'm going to sacrafice what makes me, ME.
Lone Wolf: First of all, no need for formalities, call me Lone Wolf. Second of all, we just created a hardcore division, it's only a few guys, but if you feel you want to throw your hat in there, go right ahead, but for the first few months, you're going to be the muscle guy for Death Wishes. Look, you'll get to wrestle some garbage matches and you can wow us in those matches, but you don't have to kill yourself for peanuts, you can sit back and take a week or two off from competition and just stand there and look mean, you'll get paid well considering your current paycheck and you'll be allowed to go home to help with that baby and girlfriend of yours. I'm not asking you to abandon your whole gimmick, or persona, whatever it is you got going, but I'm asking you to repress it for just a few months, for a huge angle of ours. Once that's over, you're free to be you again.
Sparrow: So I forgo next week's title match and join a major fed? I will be calling you soon, Lone Wolf.
The two shake hands and Lone Wolf walks away with a smile on his face.
Tuesday December 17th 2013. St. Cloud Minnesota.
Scene opens to The Saviors sitting on a park bench, snow falls all around them, they wear black boots, black cargo snowboard pants, black wool jackets and black skull caps. As they breathe you can see their breath in the air indicating it's cold outside, the three men just sit on the bench as the snow falls and stare, finally Scott Pandora stands up and walks behind the bench putting his hands on the shoulders of Jasper Pandora and Katu Tui.
Scott Pandora: There have been questions, many many many questions. "Why the druid outfits?" "Why so cryptic until now?" "Where are the followers?" Why, Where, What, SHUT UP!!! Are any of you familiar with the concept of deception? Make them think one thing but reality, you're doing something different behind the curtains? We see it all the time, new wrestler debuts in a new fed and right away he shows all his cards and now and then one of them will break through, but usually they just fizzle after a few short months. So why would we come out the way we really are, when we can play mind games and confuse you? Diversion, it worked, some of you fell for the druid gimmick, namely Goth and Grimm and your Baba Booey Yankovic. Was it the burial of Max Burke that fooled you? It must have been because the very same time we were out burying Max, you two idiots attacked our "followers" well technically, you attacked the models for the SCW hype machine that was hyping The Saviors in promos. You realized your mistake a week later when we showed you the footage, then you go on to claim that we can't admit we were attacked. I'll give you five minutes to explain that attack on us, while we're out burying Max Burke annnnnnnnd GO........what? You have no explanation because you know the truth was, you attacked the models and you can't admit your mistake. However, you go on to claim that you two idiots didn't chase the druids all over the arena the next week and once again we blindsided you and made you look like fools, instead you're like "That wasn't us, you hired look a likes" or something to that baloney effect. Seriously? Are you like teenagers? Then, and this hilarious, we have Damien Kingston who on twitter the other night claimed we attacked a stand in. Are you fricking kidding me SCW? Is everyone in this place running around claiming we don't exist? I notice if anyone else attacked you, y'all accept it like "oh shoot we got caught" but when The Saviors attack, "Uhhh it wasn't us, it was stand ins"
Katu Tui lets out a hearty chuckle and shakes his head while Jasper Pandora just stares at the camera with a look like he wants to hurt someone. Scott Pandora makes his way back to the bench and the camera zooms in a little closer just to show their faces
Scott Pandora: You think this is a game Sin City? You think if you don't believe in the boogeyman, he wont come get you? WAKE UP!! There is no game, we have no gimmicks, if you were to ask "So what kind of "gimmick" do you guys have" we're going to answer you with a look, a look on our face that will say "WE DON'T HAVE NO FRICKING GIMMICK" We're not boys in make up trying to play undead, we're not wanna-be rock stars, movie stars, prima donna wrestlers. We're not weird and mysterious asian dojo wrestler cross kung fu hybird whatevers, we are simply The Saviors, ass kickers esquire. Our only goal, TO DOMINATE. So take your games, your "Oh it wasn't me" your "stand in" bullcrap and shove them where the sun don't shine. The Saviors don't give a damn if you're the face of the company or some two bit fly by night half wit loser who doesn't know when to leave the game, you step in our path, prepare to be destroyed. Your crap is ruining the business we once loved. You want to know why we're The Saviors? Because, we're here to save wrestling.
All this time he's talking, Katu and Jasper never stop staring at the camera. They both have a look as if they want to kill whoever may be behind the camera. Scott Pandora once again stands up and walks behind Katu and Jasper
Scott Pandora: Guns for Hire, how unfortunate you shall be to become our first official victims. Now I don't know who you are, don't care to know, all I hear is you're returning as if you were something when you were here before. We really don't care who you guys are, what you're made of, where you're from or where you've been. The fact of the matter is, These two guys right here are hungry for action and ready to destroy anyone they step in the ring with. Katu has experience and power, Jasper has intelligence and he can fly all over the place. The two of them together create a perfect storm of a team, They will come at you with power and fineese and you will be left wondering what the hell happened to you and why does it feel like you got hit by a Mack truck. Katu will take no prisoners, he will gladly pound you to the ground until you beg for mercy, then he will help you to your feet and pound you back down. Katu isn't a man of many words, but when he does speak, you listen. Any words Katu?
Scott Pandora: Yes, that's the general idea. Katu likes to inflict pain almost as much as I do, once he unleashes that Samoan beast inside him, he will surely torture and systematically destroy someone. Katu isn't one for cutesy gimmicks or prancing around the ring with your female counterparts, Katu believes if you step in the ring, you better be ready to battle the man inside the ring and focus on nothing but that. If you pander to the crowd, Katu will catch you and destroy you. If you're paying too much attention to your lady at ringside, Katu will put a big boot in your face and rearrange your facial features. The moral of the story is, try not to make a mistake, because if you do, what happens Katu??
Katu Tui: KATU KILL YOU!!!!
Scott Pandora: Now, on to my son, the silent assassin. He's silent for a reason. You see, I was only 15 when I heard I was going to be a father, my girlfriend was 18, and apparently whatever I did for us was never enough and she had to do drugs to get by in life, well her drug use caused his Deafness. That's right, Jasper is Deaf, while he may not be able to hear, he doe's have the ability to speak, however, he chooses when he wants to speak. That doesn't hinder him at all. When he was born, doctors said he may not develop fully in the brain, they didn't know all the damage that his mother's drug use did. For months Jasper stayed in the hospital being studied and taken care of. This meant money, lots of money, so I could barely be there for him physically because I was always out trying to scrap up a paycheck wrestling. When Jasper was one, I finally got a big break, before you know it, I'm earning lots of money, instead of going out and buying fancy houses and cars I will never drive, I invested it, I saved it, I made sure my son would have a future. Fast forward 18 years, my son's future, not what I planned, but something I'm looking forward to. You see, even though I couldn't be there for him the first few years, when his mother left me for my brother, which is a story for another time, I was lucky enough to be able to afford to have someone care for him while I couldn't and when I was there, I was always teaching him. It was I who learned sign language first so I could teach him. I may have been a high school drop out, but I wasn't going to allow my son to do that as well. Long story short, my son graduated at the top of his class, and also was the number one student in his freshman year of college, however, wrestling runs deep in the Pandora blood, and after my incident two years ago, Jasper simply became my right hand man, he had been training for years with other wrestlers behind my back, then I trained him as well and now he's a well rounded, high flying, knee in your face, killing machine. While he may not have experience, he has pedigree and talent. If you're not careful in the ring with him, you just may come face to face, with his knee. Let me assure you Guns for Hire, if you make a mistake against either one of these two men, it's all over, you're done. We look forward to giving you a proper welcome back, by sending you to the hospital.
Scott Pandora lets out a sinster laugh as the other two rise from the bench and all three of them lock fists and the scene fades out*
Scene starts by showing SCW officials patting the back of an Ambulence and watching it drive away, suddenly the view violently shifts to Scott Pandora, with Jasper and Katu flanking him behind him. He laughs a psychotic laugh and pats Jasper on the chest, then does the same to Katu. It is apparent the camera is actually a handheld camera held by Scott Pandora himself.
Scott Pandora: Well would you look at that, two of SCW's top superstars are on their way to the medical facilities to get evaluated on their injuires. Hell I bet both of them will forget what even happened tonight, Post Trauma injury and all. So here we are SCW, are you ready for us? Did you see how easy it was for us to take out your champion and number one contender in a snap? Well get ready Sin City, its going to be a wild ride for you. You see, many times, and we've noticed it the past few months just by observing y'all here in Sin City, many times wrestlers debut wanting to be the top dogs and they are quick to reveal themselves and before you know it, they've crashed and burned without even taking off. Their agenda is usually "I'm going to be champion" blah blah blah blah!!!
The camera violently shakes when Pandora screams out the blahs. He stops for a moment and composes himself by running his free hand through his hair.
Scott Pandora: No one has patience anymore, everyone wants things handed to them on a silver platter as soon as they get to a new federation. Everyone comes in expecting something when they haven't even put in the work to earn what they ask for. Our agenda?? Well we don't exactly have an agenda, we're not here to be champions, top dogs, springboard our movie careers, further our porn careers or whatever else you freakin idiots in Sin City think you are. We only have one goal, DOMINATE! Soon you will understand, soon you will believe.......
All three of them lock fists
Scott Pandora: Believe in The Saviors!!
*Transmission cuts out*
Ocotber 14 1997. Kalamazoo Michigan. SMJRWF (Shawn Michaels JR Wrestling Federation) house show.
scene shows a young, long haired, bloody and battered Scott Pandora, then known as Sparrow, coming backstage after just finishing a match, it looks like he lost, but in fact he won, he had just became the number one contender for the SMJRWF title. An imposing figure walks up to him as he is getting cleaned up and hands him a card.
Lone Wolf: Allow me to introduce myself, I am the owner and operator of Elemental Empire Wrestling Federation, we would like you to be a part of our next Pay Per View, you will debut as a member of the Death Wishes. It's a small part, but it's not the indies anymore.
Sparrow: Wait, I just went out there and nearly killed myself to be number one contender and you're telling me I should give up the chance to be a champion, to play second banana to someone?
Lone Wolf: No you're going about this all wrong. I've been watching you for a few months now, I have heard your story from a few people back stage, I see a lot of potential in you and I understand you really could use some financial help, well a contract with a major company could ease some of that burden don't you think? It's a foot in the door and if you impress us enough, who knows, you could be big one day.
Sparrow: I don't know Mr. Wolf, I'm a loyal guy, and I stay loyal to the people who put me in their card and let me showcase my skills. I'm a crazy son of a bitch and I don't feel pain, so I can do all these insane matches we do here in the indies, if I go major, I'm going to sacrafice what makes me, ME.
Lone Wolf: First of all, no need for formalities, call me Lone Wolf. Second of all, we just created a hardcore division, it's only a few guys, but if you feel you want to throw your hat in there, go right ahead, but for the first few months, you're going to be the muscle guy for Death Wishes. Look, you'll get to wrestle some garbage matches and you can wow us in those matches, but you don't have to kill yourself for peanuts, you can sit back and take a week or two off from competition and just stand there and look mean, you'll get paid well considering your current paycheck and you'll be allowed to go home to help with that baby and girlfriend of yours. I'm not asking you to abandon your whole gimmick, or persona, whatever it is you got going, but I'm asking you to repress it for just a few months, for a huge angle of ours. Once that's over, you're free to be you again.
Sparrow: So I forgo next week's title match and join a major fed? I will be calling you soon, Lone Wolf.
The two shake hands and Lone Wolf walks away with a smile on his face.
Tuesday December 17th 2013. St. Cloud Minnesota.
Scene opens to The Saviors sitting on a park bench, snow falls all around them, they wear black boots, black cargo snowboard pants, black wool jackets and black skull caps. As they breathe you can see their breath in the air indicating it's cold outside, the three men just sit on the bench as the snow falls and stare, finally Scott Pandora stands up and walks behind the bench putting his hands on the shoulders of Jasper Pandora and Katu Tui.
Scott Pandora: There have been questions, many many many questions. "Why the druid outfits?" "Why so cryptic until now?" "Where are the followers?" Why, Where, What, SHUT UP!!! Are any of you familiar with the concept of deception? Make them think one thing but reality, you're doing something different behind the curtains? We see it all the time, new wrestler debuts in a new fed and right away he shows all his cards and now and then one of them will break through, but usually they just fizzle after a few short months. So why would we come out the way we really are, when we can play mind games and confuse you? Diversion, it worked, some of you fell for the druid gimmick, namely Goth and Grimm and your Baba Booey Yankovic. Was it the burial of Max Burke that fooled you? It must have been because the very same time we were out burying Max, you two idiots attacked our "followers" well technically, you attacked the models for the SCW hype machine that was hyping The Saviors in promos. You realized your mistake a week later when we showed you the footage, then you go on to claim that we can't admit we were attacked. I'll give you five minutes to explain that attack on us, while we're out burying Max Burke annnnnnnnd GO........what? You have no explanation because you know the truth was, you attacked the models and you can't admit your mistake. However, you go on to claim that you two idiots didn't chase the druids all over the arena the next week and once again we blindsided you and made you look like fools, instead you're like "That wasn't us, you hired look a likes" or something to that baloney effect. Seriously? Are you like teenagers? Then, and this hilarious, we have Damien Kingston who on twitter the other night claimed we attacked a stand in. Are you fricking kidding me SCW? Is everyone in this place running around claiming we don't exist? I notice if anyone else attacked you, y'all accept it like "oh shoot we got caught" but when The Saviors attack, "Uhhh it wasn't us, it was stand ins"
Katu Tui lets out a hearty chuckle and shakes his head while Jasper Pandora just stares at the camera with a look like he wants to hurt someone. Scott Pandora makes his way back to the bench and the camera zooms in a little closer just to show their faces
Scott Pandora: You think this is a game Sin City? You think if you don't believe in the boogeyman, he wont come get you? WAKE UP!! There is no game, we have no gimmicks, if you were to ask "So what kind of "gimmick" do you guys have" we're going to answer you with a look, a look on our face that will say "WE DON'T HAVE NO FRICKING GIMMICK" We're not boys in make up trying to play undead, we're not wanna-be rock stars, movie stars, prima donna wrestlers. We're not weird and mysterious asian dojo wrestler cross kung fu hybird whatevers, we are simply The Saviors, ass kickers esquire. Our only goal, TO DOMINATE. So take your games, your "Oh it wasn't me" your "stand in" bullcrap and shove them where the sun don't shine. The Saviors don't give a damn if you're the face of the company or some two bit fly by night half wit loser who doesn't know when to leave the game, you step in our path, prepare to be destroyed. Your crap is ruining the business we once loved. You want to know why we're The Saviors? Because, we're here to save wrestling.
All this time he's talking, Katu and Jasper never stop staring at the camera. They both have a look as if they want to kill whoever may be behind the camera. Scott Pandora once again stands up and walks behind Katu and Jasper
Scott Pandora: Guns for Hire, how unfortunate you shall be to become our first official victims. Now I don't know who you are, don't care to know, all I hear is you're returning as if you were something when you were here before. We really don't care who you guys are, what you're made of, where you're from or where you've been. The fact of the matter is, These two guys right here are hungry for action and ready to destroy anyone they step in the ring with. Katu has experience and power, Jasper has intelligence and he can fly all over the place. The two of them together create a perfect storm of a team, They will come at you with power and fineese and you will be left wondering what the hell happened to you and why does it feel like you got hit by a Mack truck. Katu will take no prisoners, he will gladly pound you to the ground until you beg for mercy, then he will help you to your feet and pound you back down. Katu isn't a man of many words, but when he does speak, you listen. Any words Katu?
Scott Pandora: Yes, that's the general idea. Katu likes to inflict pain almost as much as I do, once he unleashes that Samoan beast inside him, he will surely torture and systematically destroy someone. Katu isn't one for cutesy gimmicks or prancing around the ring with your female counterparts, Katu believes if you step in the ring, you better be ready to battle the man inside the ring and focus on nothing but that. If you pander to the crowd, Katu will catch you and destroy you. If you're paying too much attention to your lady at ringside, Katu will put a big boot in your face and rearrange your facial features. The moral of the story is, try not to make a mistake, because if you do, what happens Katu??
Katu Tui: KATU KILL YOU!!!!
Scott Pandora: Now, on to my son, the silent assassin. He's silent for a reason. You see, I was only 15 when I heard I was going to be a father, my girlfriend was 18, and apparently whatever I did for us was never enough and she had to do drugs to get by in life, well her drug use caused his Deafness. That's right, Jasper is Deaf, while he may not be able to hear, he doe's have the ability to speak, however, he chooses when he wants to speak. That doesn't hinder him at all. When he was born, doctors said he may not develop fully in the brain, they didn't know all the damage that his mother's drug use did. For months Jasper stayed in the hospital being studied and taken care of. This meant money, lots of money, so I could barely be there for him physically because I was always out trying to scrap up a paycheck wrestling. When Jasper was one, I finally got a big break, before you know it, I'm earning lots of money, instead of going out and buying fancy houses and cars I will never drive, I invested it, I saved it, I made sure my son would have a future. Fast forward 18 years, my son's future, not what I planned, but something I'm looking forward to. You see, even though I couldn't be there for him the first few years, when his mother left me for my brother, which is a story for another time, I was lucky enough to be able to afford to have someone care for him while I couldn't and when I was there, I was always teaching him. It was I who learned sign language first so I could teach him. I may have been a high school drop out, but I wasn't going to allow my son to do that as well. Long story short, my son graduated at the top of his class, and also was the number one student in his freshman year of college, however, wrestling runs deep in the Pandora blood, and after my incident two years ago, Jasper simply became my right hand man, he had been training for years with other wrestlers behind my back, then I trained him as well and now he's a well rounded, high flying, knee in your face, killing machine. While he may not have experience, he has pedigree and talent. If you're not careful in the ring with him, you just may come face to face, with his knee. Let me assure you Guns for Hire, if you make a mistake against either one of these two men, it's all over, you're done. We look forward to giving you a proper welcome back, by sending you to the hospital.
Scott Pandora lets out a sinster laugh as the other two rise from the bench and all three of them lock fists and the scene fades out*