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Supercard Roleplays / Re: LJ KASEY/ALEXANDRA CALAWAY v ANTHRAX/TWISTED SISTER - FUNHOUSE
« on: September 12, 2025, 11:55:59 PM »
Early Mornings In Vegas
LJs Apartment
Las Vegas, Nevada
The sun had started to brush through the windows of LJ’s bedroom. Bathing Alexandra in the warmth of the morning sunlight, she rolled over and kissed LJ’s head, before slipping from the bed. Slipping into her slippers and wrapping a robe around her body she made her way to the kitchen. She had slipped out the day before to grab some groceries, wanting to have a full breakfast prepared for them before they headed out. LJ to Law School and Ash to her first day at The Meadows School. Getting to work she quickly made them breakfast and before she could finish plating the food, she felt an arm slip around her waist.
“Good morning Angel,” LJ’s lips brushed across her jawline and she turned slightly to look up at him.
“Good morning darling,” Alexandra laughed and leaned against him. “Breakfast is almost ready and I’m sure Ash will be down soon.”
“I smell bacon,” came a voice from behind her. Ashlynn padded into the room, a book bag slung over her shoulder, which was quickly discarded on the floor.
“I took the liberty of making you guys some breakfast. I know it’s not always this big of a thing, but I wanted to do something nice for you both.” A bright smile crossed Alexandra’s face.
Alexandra finished plating their food and putting it on the island counter so that they could eat. She watched as Ashlynn poured herself some juice and sat it down next to her food and sat down. Alexandra handed LJ a cup of coffee and sat down to join them.
Ashlynn dug into her bacon with a grin. “You spoil me mom. Most mornings, I’m lucky if I grab a granola bar before running out the door.”
Alexandra arched her brow. “That’s exactly why I wanted to slow things down today. You’ve been burning the candle at both ends lately, homework, SAT prep.”
“Don’t forget late night FaceTiming with her friends,” LJ teased, earning a dramatic sigh from Ashlynn.
“Seriously, Mom, Da" she quickly catches herself. "LJ,” she said, trying to hide the almost slip up, hoping he hadn’t caught it. Her tone was more playful than defensive. “Junior year’s no joke. Half the time it feels like every teacher thinks their class is the only one I have.”
Alexandra reached across and touched her daughter’s hand. “I know, sweetheart. But you’re managing it beautifully. You just have to remember to take care of yourself in between all of it.”
Ashlynn softened at that, her smile less guarded. “Thanks, Mom. I’ll survive. It’s just,” a sigh escaped her lips “a lot.”
Alexandra looked over at LJ, noticing his interest in the conversation. She knew Ashlynn liked having LJ around someone else to be the buffer between them sometimes. It also helped to have a second person around in moments like this.
LJ nodded, sipping his coffee. “That’s what this home is for, to be your place to breathe when the world feels like too much. I want you to feel comfortable here. It’s your home too.”
For a moment, Ashlynn let the words sink in before returning to her plate. The hum of everyday life, the scrape of chairs, the clink of silverware, the smell of coffee and bacon, settled over them like a comfort they didn’t take for granted. They all finished their meal and Alexandra moved over to take the plates to the sink, getting everything ready to clean up.
Ashlynn grabbed her bag and made her way over to her mother kissing her cheek. “I need to go now if I plan on catching my bus. The Meadows School waits for no one.”
“Have a good day sweetheart and be safe,” Alexandra smiled a little. The fear of her daughter alone in a new city still crept over her.
“Mom, it’s not that far, I’ll be fine,” with that Ashlynn was gone for the door before another word could be said.
“That’s my cue as well. I need to get to the campus.” LJ stood and moved towards Alexandra, turning her away from the sink and capturing her lips in a passionate kiss. “Have a good day Angel and don’t work too hard. We got the show this weekend.”
“I won’t” Alexandra nodded and tried so hard to not let go of him. “I’d tell you not to work hard, but it’s law school.” A chuckle left her lips.
“I’ll be home before you know it.” he pulled away and put his blazer on, before kissing her again a bit longer this time. “I love you, Alexandra.”
“I love you too LJ,” she watched as he smiled and pulled away, disappearing out the door.
Turning back to the sink she takes her time to clean the dishes, making sure to get everything handled up and put away, before moving to look at the articles for the show. She knew nothing of her opponents and yet she didn’t fear the unknown. She trusted what she and LJ could do together in that ring; they had proven it against Logan and Brooke as well as against Justin Smith and Song. Anthrax and Twisted Sister may be a different breed altogether but still nothing to fear.
Barbed Wire and Roses
Lost Weekend Staircase
Miami Beach, Florida
The flight to Miami from Las Vegas hadn’t been hard on them at all. Finding their hotel rooms, the two headed out for Alexandra’s filming place. Lost Weekend club, after speaking with the manager for about thirty minutes, they had access to the club before hours. The camera was set up and there was no time left to waste.
“Let’s do this,” Alexandra looked up at LJ with a smile.
“Right behind you Angel, this is your time.”
Alexandra sat down on the step, on the step behind her sat LJ, sunglasses on, even though it was indoors in the middle of the day. She took a moment to lick her polished lips before speaking.
“So it seems either myself or LJ, or both of us, have managed to garner the attention and ire of Anthrax and Twisted Sister. Personally I don’t think I know either of these two individuals, but as I’ve said all along. There’s always someone else out there who thinks they are crazier or darker than YOU think you are. I mean, just look at Victoria Lyons.”
She gave a quick moment of pause, knowing that this match wasn’t going to be easy. From what she could find about these two, they were as crazy as crazy could be. Even crazier than she had ever pretended to be. That was the thing most people forgot about the industry. Crazy is a common gimmick around it, but violence, the kind that comes from Funhouse matches, Alexandra had made a career on.
“It’s Violent Conduct everyone. And would you know it, they put the hottest new couple as the opening match for the banger show of the year. LJ and I, we’ve torn through several other mixed tag teams and shown time and time again both in the ring together and apart that we are willing to push the limits, to do whatever must be done to win. Weapons or no weapons.”
She looks up at LJ who lowers his sunglasses for a moment letting her talk, but nodding in agreement.
“You see Anthrax, I’m not going to waste my valuable time on addressing you directly, LJ more than had that covered. But I will say this, you don’t scare me. I don’t scare as easily as some of these other women. I used to fight men like you, before coming here. However, since I cannot fight you in the ring, sadly, it’s against the rules, I’ll just say this, Twisted Sister will experience what it’s like to be in there with me, and she can fill you in.”
Leaning back she kissed LJ’s cheek and then sat back up.
“Twisted Sister, let me address you directly my dear little doll. I’ve seen people like you, faced them, countless times over and it’s ended the same way. With their clown paint washed away, mingling with the blood we spilled and guess what, they wound up flat on their backs with me pinning them for the three count. You’ll be no different.”
The camera holds on Alexandra for a few moments before panning up to LJ who smirks and gives that air of confidence he always has.
“They say for every rise, there is a fall. Much like this staircase we are on, climbing ever upwards in this industry is what we all do. It doesn’t matter if you win or lose, upwards is always the goal. We all know too well what’s at stake here, what can happen in this type of match. Hell I’ll even admit it. Matches like this, they take years off a person's career and I’ve been in a lot of them.”
The camera pans out to posters from past shows at the Lost Weekend, it zooms in on one entitled Funhouse, with the picture of a creepy carnival and some deadly looking clowns on it. Alexandra looks up at it and laughs.
“If you think the grease paint and ominous vibes scare either of us. You have no clue who you are going up against. Look, we've both taken our lumps and proven that this company needs us, win or lose, our names are mentioned in meetings, we are pushed into some of the highest caliber matches, hell we put asses in the seats week in and week out.”
A soft laugh leaves her and she see’s LJ’s hand come out for hers.
“And at Violent Conduct Twisted Sister, Anthrax, you two get to see just what we do to people who stand against us. Hell, maybe go pull Logan out of whatever bottle he’s in the bottom of and ask him, ask his little baby doll Brooke, then meet us in the Funhouse, I’ll be glad to make you bleed.”
With that, LJ pulls her into a kiss and the camera fades to black.
LJs Apartment
Las Vegas, Nevada
The sun had started to brush through the windows of LJ’s bedroom. Bathing Alexandra in the warmth of the morning sunlight, she rolled over and kissed LJ’s head, before slipping from the bed. Slipping into her slippers and wrapping a robe around her body she made her way to the kitchen. She had slipped out the day before to grab some groceries, wanting to have a full breakfast prepared for them before they headed out. LJ to Law School and Ash to her first day at The Meadows School. Getting to work she quickly made them breakfast and before she could finish plating the food, she felt an arm slip around her waist.
“Good morning Angel,” LJ’s lips brushed across her jawline and she turned slightly to look up at him.
“Good morning darling,” Alexandra laughed and leaned against him. “Breakfast is almost ready and I’m sure Ash will be down soon.”
“I smell bacon,” came a voice from behind her. Ashlynn padded into the room, a book bag slung over her shoulder, which was quickly discarded on the floor.
“I took the liberty of making you guys some breakfast. I know it’s not always this big of a thing, but I wanted to do something nice for you both.” A bright smile crossed Alexandra’s face.
Alexandra finished plating their food and putting it on the island counter so that they could eat. She watched as Ashlynn poured herself some juice and sat it down next to her food and sat down. Alexandra handed LJ a cup of coffee and sat down to join them.
Ashlynn dug into her bacon with a grin. “You spoil me mom. Most mornings, I’m lucky if I grab a granola bar before running out the door.”
Alexandra arched her brow. “That’s exactly why I wanted to slow things down today. You’ve been burning the candle at both ends lately, homework, SAT prep.”
“Don’t forget late night FaceTiming with her friends,” LJ teased, earning a dramatic sigh from Ashlynn.
“Seriously, Mom, Da" she quickly catches herself. "LJ,” she said, trying to hide the almost slip up, hoping he hadn’t caught it. Her tone was more playful than defensive. “Junior year’s no joke. Half the time it feels like every teacher thinks their class is the only one I have.”
Alexandra reached across and touched her daughter’s hand. “I know, sweetheart. But you’re managing it beautifully. You just have to remember to take care of yourself in between all of it.”
Ashlynn softened at that, her smile less guarded. “Thanks, Mom. I’ll survive. It’s just,” a sigh escaped her lips “a lot.”
Alexandra looked over at LJ, noticing his interest in the conversation. She knew Ashlynn liked having LJ around someone else to be the buffer between them sometimes. It also helped to have a second person around in moments like this.
LJ nodded, sipping his coffee. “That’s what this home is for, to be your place to breathe when the world feels like too much. I want you to feel comfortable here. It’s your home too.”
For a moment, Ashlynn let the words sink in before returning to her plate. The hum of everyday life, the scrape of chairs, the clink of silverware, the smell of coffee and bacon, settled over them like a comfort they didn’t take for granted. They all finished their meal and Alexandra moved over to take the plates to the sink, getting everything ready to clean up.
Ashlynn grabbed her bag and made her way over to her mother kissing her cheek. “I need to go now if I plan on catching my bus. The Meadows School waits for no one.”
“Have a good day sweetheart and be safe,” Alexandra smiled a little. The fear of her daughter alone in a new city still crept over her.
“Mom, it’s not that far, I’ll be fine,” with that Ashlynn was gone for the door before another word could be said.
“That’s my cue as well. I need to get to the campus.” LJ stood and moved towards Alexandra, turning her away from the sink and capturing her lips in a passionate kiss. “Have a good day Angel and don’t work too hard. We got the show this weekend.”
“I won’t” Alexandra nodded and tried so hard to not let go of him. “I’d tell you not to work hard, but it’s law school.” A chuckle left her lips.
“I’ll be home before you know it.” he pulled away and put his blazer on, before kissing her again a bit longer this time. “I love you, Alexandra.”
“I love you too LJ,” she watched as he smiled and pulled away, disappearing out the door.
Turning back to the sink she takes her time to clean the dishes, making sure to get everything handled up and put away, before moving to look at the articles for the show. She knew nothing of her opponents and yet she didn’t fear the unknown. She trusted what she and LJ could do together in that ring; they had proven it against Logan and Brooke as well as against Justin Smith and Song. Anthrax and Twisted Sister may be a different breed altogether but still nothing to fear.
Barbed Wire and Roses
Lost Weekend Staircase
Miami Beach, Florida
The flight to Miami from Las Vegas hadn’t been hard on them at all. Finding their hotel rooms, the two headed out for Alexandra’s filming place. Lost Weekend club, after speaking with the manager for about thirty minutes, they had access to the club before hours. The camera was set up and there was no time left to waste.
“Let’s do this,” Alexandra looked up at LJ with a smile.
“Right behind you Angel, this is your time.”
Alexandra sat down on the step, on the step behind her sat LJ, sunglasses on, even though it was indoors in the middle of the day. She took a moment to lick her polished lips before speaking.
“So it seems either myself or LJ, or both of us, have managed to garner the attention and ire of Anthrax and Twisted Sister. Personally I don’t think I know either of these two individuals, but as I’ve said all along. There’s always someone else out there who thinks they are crazier or darker than YOU think you are. I mean, just look at Victoria Lyons.”
She gave a quick moment of pause, knowing that this match wasn’t going to be easy. From what she could find about these two, they were as crazy as crazy could be. Even crazier than she had ever pretended to be. That was the thing most people forgot about the industry. Crazy is a common gimmick around it, but violence, the kind that comes from Funhouse matches, Alexandra had made a career on.
“It’s Violent Conduct everyone. And would you know it, they put the hottest new couple as the opening match for the banger show of the year. LJ and I, we’ve torn through several other mixed tag teams and shown time and time again both in the ring together and apart that we are willing to push the limits, to do whatever must be done to win. Weapons or no weapons.”
She looks up at LJ who lowers his sunglasses for a moment letting her talk, but nodding in agreement.
“You see Anthrax, I’m not going to waste my valuable time on addressing you directly, LJ more than had that covered. But I will say this, you don’t scare me. I don’t scare as easily as some of these other women. I used to fight men like you, before coming here. However, since I cannot fight you in the ring, sadly, it’s against the rules, I’ll just say this, Twisted Sister will experience what it’s like to be in there with me, and she can fill you in.”
Leaning back she kissed LJ’s cheek and then sat back up.
“Twisted Sister, let me address you directly my dear little doll. I’ve seen people like you, faced them, countless times over and it’s ended the same way. With their clown paint washed away, mingling with the blood we spilled and guess what, they wound up flat on their backs with me pinning them for the three count. You’ll be no different.”
The camera holds on Alexandra for a few moments before panning up to LJ who smirks and gives that air of confidence he always has.
“They say for every rise, there is a fall. Much like this staircase we are on, climbing ever upwards in this industry is what we all do. It doesn’t matter if you win or lose, upwards is always the goal. We all know too well what’s at stake here, what can happen in this type of match. Hell I’ll even admit it. Matches like this, they take years off a person's career and I’ve been in a lot of them.”
The camera pans out to posters from past shows at the Lost Weekend, it zooms in on one entitled Funhouse, with the picture of a creepy carnival and some deadly looking clowns on it. Alexandra looks up at it and laughs.
“If you think the grease paint and ominous vibes scare either of us. You have no clue who you are going up against. Look, we've both taken our lumps and proven that this company needs us, win or lose, our names are mentioned in meetings, we are pushed into some of the highest caliber matches, hell we put asses in the seats week in and week out.”
A soft laugh leaves her and she see’s LJ’s hand come out for hers.
“And at Violent Conduct Twisted Sister, Anthrax, you two get to see just what we do to people who stand against us. Hell, maybe go pull Logan out of whatever bottle he’s in the bottom of and ask him, ask his little baby doll Brooke, then meet us in the Funhouse, I’ll be glad to make you bleed.”
With that, LJ pulls her into a kiss and the camera fades to black.