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Supercard Archives / Re: ELIMINATION CHAMBER - #1 CONTENDER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
« on: March 28, 2025, 03:42:21 PM »Pay The Rent
We see Vinnie standing in front of the front door to Bill Barnhart’s house, all dressed up nicely and his hair tied up in a pony tail before readjusting his bowtie before he is about to knock upon the front door as Bill opens it to Vinnie’s shock.
Bill: Oh hi Vinnie, how are you??
Vinnie showcases his patented white smile before he hands Bill an envelope.
Bill: What is this all about??
Vinnie: It’s the rent for the month of April Bill…, I have it all in there until the last pennie.
Bill’s eyes widen as he stares at his friend before dropping his eyes towards the envelope.
Bill: But Vinnie…, I cannot..
But Vinnie puts his hands in front of Bill’s mouth, not allowing him to finish his sentence as he starts to talk.
Vinnie: I am sorry that I have to cut you off Bill, but I realize that I started to use your electricity, I used your shower, I eat from your earnings… And that makes me feel like I am living off of your expenses…
Bill: But…,
But Vinnie cuts him off as he straightens his bowtie before he continues.
Vinnie: Hell, I even jumped into the swimming pool when you were skinny dipping Bill, trust me that was a sight to behold.
Bill’s eyes bulge out of the back of his head, realizing that Vinnie had seen him in his full glory….
Vinnie: But I realize that even though this is very horrible to remember, it does not even come close to the shame that I feel how great you are to me… And I haven’t repaid you in any fashion.
Bill: That’s okay Vinnie, we are amigo’s… I
But Vinnie holds up his hand in front of his face while taking a deep sigh, we see a crocodile tear emerge upon his face.
Vinnie: Si William, we are amigo’s…. BUT!! I have created a monster from the early days in Sin City Wrestling. A monster that took a lot, but hardly paid for my mistakes.
Bill: But…,
Vinnie: Mistakes William, mistakes that to this very day I will be reminded off for being such a horrible human being. And I know that money cannot buy me a clean sheet, but it is a beginning to show my humanity.
Vinnie pats Bill on the right hand as it is the hand that is hovering above the envelope, struggling to whether he should open it or not.
Vinnie: And I can tell you are asking yourself, could I accept money from a friend?? And I tell you William, I am not just paying for the rent. But I am also paying for the many times that you saved me from being fired for doing something stupid. And we both know that I have done a lot of stupid things Bill, so I urge you to accept this gift amigo.
Bill is struggling with this moment, causing his hand to shake before he takes a deep breath and hands Vinnie the envelope back inside his hands.
Bill: Look Vinnie, I appreciate you for coming out like that… That you want to redeem your mistakes for what you have done in the past, but I feel that I am not the one that you need to make up to… As I have always been there for you, as I know how good of a human being you are…
Vinnie nods his head before rubbing his chin, thinking about the words that Bill was saying before a smile appears on his face.
Vinnie: You know something Bill? You are right…
Bill: I am?? I mean, yes… I am!!
Vinnie: I need to go to the woman of the house, I forgot that Bea is the one that does the finances around here.
Bill: Yes, you are right… Wait.., what???
But Vinnie has already walked past him and heads into the house, searching for Bea Barnhart before finding her in the living room where she and Iris are having a drink. Vinnie drops down next to her on the couch and has a huge smile upon his face.
Bea: Well hello Vinnie, you look rather handsome today. Who is the lucky lady???
Vinnie hands her the envelope with a huge smile on his face.
Vinnie: YOU!!! Here, take this envelope.
We see Vinnie extend both of his arms towards Bea as he is about to hand her the envelope, only for Bill to charge into the room that causes Iris to yelp up to the sudden incoming from daddy Bill. Bill in his clumsy behaviour knocks Iris her drinking bowl over that causes it to fall on top of the Bulldog who starts to bark while running around as she is unable to see what is in front of her and bumps into Bill, who is trying to catch his breath from his 100 meter dash in 5,3 seconds.
Bill: Don’t… (gasp) … accept… (gasp and groans).. that money….
Bill nearly falls over upon the coach that Bea is seated on, saving his fall by grabbing hold of the fabric of the cushions that she is sitting against. She looks up at her husband before turning her attention back towards Vinnie with a suspicious look on her face.
Bea: Okay Vinnie, what is going on??
Vinnie rolls his eyes as he sits down next to Bea, running his fingers through his beard as in an attempt to explain to her why he wants to hand her the money.
Vinnie: Look Bea, I feel very appreciative that I get to stay here in your and Bill’s house. But, I don’t want to feel like I am living off of your expenses while I am making a lot of dinero.
Bill: What’s dinero??
Bea: That’s money Bill…
Bea turns her attention back to Vinnie, shaking her head as she attempts to hand him the money.
Bea: Look Vinnie, you are a nice guy and we love you as a friend. I would feel bad to ask you for money to stay
Bill: (Gasping for air) Dinero Bea…, you mean dinero…
Bea rolls her eyes but tends to ignore Bill’s futile attempts to speak as he struggles to get back to his feet only to fall down due to a Iris run in as she bumps the drinking bowl against his backside once she jumped up in the air.
Bill: OUCH!!!!
Bill’s eyes bulge out before falling over as in a last effort attempt to grab hold of the couch, but ultimately fails. We see both Vinnie and Bea look over towards him behind the coach before Bea turns her attention back to Vinnie.
Vinnie: Look, you are way too kind for your amigo.
He starts to think, questioning himself how he starts to talk himself into making them accept the monthly rent payment before a lightbulb flashes above his head.
Vinnie: Okay, then take this money
Bill: groaning on the floor) Dinero…. Sheesh…
Vinnie: Whatever, just take it as a gift for all the damages Pete is about to make once he starts to settle in this house.
This causes Bea to raise an eyebrow as well as Bill trying to climb back upon the coach to look him Vinnie in the eyes as well.
Bea: Settled you say?? As in….
Vinnie grins as he realizes that he has found a loophole
Vinnie: YUP!! You see, he is a cacti… And a cacti becomes very attached to the area where he settles himself at. And trust me, he already has declared the swimming pool as his crib!!!
Bill and Bea look at each other as one thought is being shared by two brains.
Bill: Crib you say??
Vinnie: Oh yes, he already told me that he was about to have his Hugh Hefner morning gown being ironed before smoking a cigar every morning he wakes up at the swimming pool. Hell, he even told me that he bought Iris a nice swimsuit.
Both Bill and Bea look at Iris with a look of shock upon their faces, as if they have come face to face with Pinhead, Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees combined in one individual. They quickly turn their faces towards Vinnie, causing Bill to reach over and grab his neck as he feels a sudden pain.
Bill: Oh damn that hurts.
Bea: You are joking right?? Tell me that you are joking Vinnie….
Vinnie lets out a sigh as he lifts his hands in denial
Vinnie: Would a mariachi ever lie Senora Bea?? I am sorry, I am just reporting what I have been told…. Maybe if you are fast you may prevent Pete from holding a pool party for all the lady friends that Iris has made since you guys moved over here.
Both Bill and Bea suddenly look to the hallway as they hear some stumbling going on, witnessing Pete in his Hugh Hefner robe while carrying a snorkel and flotation devices
Bill: Oh no!! Not the floating devices!!!
Bill gets up, starts to run after Pete in an attempt to thwart his plans, but trips over Iris, who is still running around with the drinking bowl still stuck against her head as he falls down with a loud thud, causing all of the oxygen to exit his body.
Bill: Oof!!!
Bea lets out a sigh as she extends her hand towards Vinnie
Bea: You got us Vinnie, I will accept the gift as it is a down payment for all the carnage that cacti of yours is going to make…
Vinnie smiles happily as he is about to leave, but Bea grabs him by the hand.
Bea: But YOU are going to make sure that HE behaves… or else…
Vinnie swallows before nodding his head as that causes the shot to fade.
Cleaning up the trash
We cut back to where we see Vinnie and Pete cleaning the Barnhart’s swimming pool, Vinnie is wearing a sweat band around his head to prevent all of his hair to fall in front of his eyes as Pete is wearing the same one just a few sizes smaller.
Vinnie: You forgot a spot Pete.
Says Vinnie as he points to a dirty leaf in the water that Pete had overlooked, this causes Pete to turn around as he nearly falls into the pool when slipping over one of the leaves that he had pulled out of the water and dropped behind him. Vinnie just barely manages to grab hold of him, preventing Pete from falling inside the swimming pool as he puts him on a safe and not wet spot across the edge of the swimming pool.
Vinnie: That’s the third time today Pete, you got to stop forgetting where you dropped those leaves!!!
Pete can be seen making some sort of gestures that could be identified as an apology as he drops down to what we could consider to be his cacti knees inside the pot while putting his two arms together. Causing Vinnie to roll his eyes as he turns away.
Vinnie: Begging for mercy isn’t going to save you out of this predicament that you got us in Pete, I mean it is YOUR fault that you had wild plans for this swimming pool, forcing me to get my 20 year old tux out of the suitcase in order to convince the Barnhart’s to accept me paying rent!!
Pete nods his tiny little head, not realizing that Vinnie is truly mad, only swallowing once he sees the face when he turns around.
Vinnie: OH and by the way!! Bea and Bill are now expecting me to pay the rent besides the money I already gave them!!!
We see the nostrils from Vinnie slowly increasing and decreasing with every single breath that he is taking
Vinnie: So I have decided to cancel your allowance for the next 12 years!!!!
This warning apparently starts to register Pete that he is in deep trouble, making him to suddenly push his arms onto his sides, searching for something as if he is wearing pants and searching inside pockets before pulling out absolutely nothing.
Vinnie: Surprise hotshot, I already withdrew every single dime that you had left, making the debt you have only…..
He starts to count on his fingers before turning his attention back to Pete.
Vinnie: Two days less that you need to pay me for the remainder of the month… oh and did I tell you that they want us to pay two months in advance???
Pete looks around in desperation, hoping to see if Iris is around for him to sweet talk to, but she is nowhere to be found.
Vinnie: Tough luck Casanova, you owe Iris money as well!! We aren’t going to allow you to borrow anything!! It is time that you start to take responsibility for your actions!!!
Pete can be seen swallowing hard as he starts to scratch his head, he looks around in an attempt to find something that could help him before a lightbulb gets lighted above his head.
Vinnie: How in the hell???
Both Vinnie and Pete look at the bright light that is hovering above Pete’s head, realizing that it is a firefly as Pete starts to jump up and down in an attempt to catch it. s head, realizing that it is a firefly as Pete starts to jump up and down in an attempt to catch it.
Vinnie: Give up Pete, you can’t jump that….
And then we hear something splashing into the pool, Vinnie looks over as we see that Pete had fallen into the swimming pool just as he had tried to jump once more in order to catch the firefly… unfortunately not very successful.
Vinnie: (sighs) I have warned you Pete…, I guess I will have to clean this pool all over again.
With that Vinnie heads into the house in order to find a huge net to catch Pete as he starts to look around for it, only to bump into the camera crew of Sin City Wrestling.
Vinnie: (groans) Oh wow, talking about annoyance coming in a short package.
He says before walking past the camera crew when he starts to look for the net in a different room, only to exit it unsuccessfully.
Vinnie: Where did Bill leave that damn net??
Vinnie walks over towards the sofa, pulls up some pillows only to drop them annoyed
Vinnie: Clearly not there….
He starts to rub his chin before the camera comes very close to his face, causing him to get really annoyed.
Vinnie: I am trying to save Pete, do you mind???
He pushes the camera to the side as he walks over towards the hallway, opens the door to the bathroom. Only to have Bea slam it shut in front of his face while screaming in anger at him.
Vinie: Clearly that wasn’t the right room.
He starts to walk towards the kitchen while scratching his head, only to bump into he camera crew once more as that causes him to get really annoyed.
Vinnie: FINE!! You want to hear what I got to say???
The camera nods its head up and down as he sits down, tapping his fingers upon the couch with quite some annoyance.
Vinnie: Good God, people are actually expecting me to pay attention to what others are saying?? I forgot what it was like to be a pro wrestler, they should pay me double for using my brawn and brains besides my good looks.
Vinnie gives the camera a cheesy smile.
Vinnie: I got a lot to say, but is it directly upon what my opponents have said??
He lets out a moan of being bored before shaking his head.
Vinnie: I’m sorry, I just try to stay away from all the toxic nature that people have created these days. Seriously, if I was to sign a contract with this company, that I would earn one dollar by every insult that I would receive… then I would have been a millionaire. And quite honestly? It is quite so 2010 to be honest, but hey… they aren’t the ones that are trying to save an amigo right??
He looks around to see if he can find a rescue net, only to decide to get up and walk towards the hallway and up the stairways to the first floor.
Vinnie: You see, an amigo is like I see my friend Bill Barnhart. But I have to say, he is not going to stop yammering about this match if he wins it that I just need to beat him for just that reason.
He looks at the camera behind him as he stops on the top of the of the stairway
Vinnie: I mean, you have heard his promo’s right?? Great guy, but I need some substance between each and every promo… And I am not even going to talk about his Jar filled with Har Hars… because that is just insane. No, Bill is a great competitor, he is a great cook, he is a great husband and a great dog owner. But is he on the level of being the number one contender for the world title??
He scratches his head as he is trying to figure out whether he should turn left or right, only to choose the latter.
Vinnie: You see, a company needs to be able to built upon someone to bring them into the next PPV with hype and excitement. And quite honestly?? The colour pink has lost it’s magic on him like ten years ago… Just don’t tell him I said that, he hates it when I turn into a fashion police wannabe.
He winks at the camera
Vinnie: That is his exact words you know.
He then turns to the first door, it is the bathroom door that is opposite his very own bedroom that he to this very day had to share with Pete. He opens the door and turns on the light, readjusts his eyes before looking around as he sees the medicine box.
Vinnie: I better not forget bringing some of Pete’s meds, he usually gets a rash when he is in the water for too long
He grabs the bottle of medication before turning around.
Vinnie: Talking about amgio’s, are Carter and Milo still a thing? I am sorry, I don’t watch too much gossip magazine’s or whatever junk that’s on the television today… hell, I have nothing against relationships in wrestling, I once was married to a wonderful woman that I met through this industry…. I just meant to say…, try to keep work and privacy separated
He scratches the back of his head.
Vinnie: Hell, I once fought someone that was my nephew, well basically due to marrying his auntie… And then I faced his fiancé to be, talking about an awkward moment around the dinner table during thanksgiving right?? I mean, where do you start?? My usual opening sentence of what have you been doing lately falls through like a bad habit right??
He walks out of the bathroom and enters his bedroom, he notices some dog hairs as he lets out a sigh.
Vinnie: I guess Iris has been searching for Loverboy again.
He walks towards the cupboard, opens the drawers for a moment, only to close them after noticing that there’s no net there as well.
Vinnie: But I know that there are examples in the game as well, where one is the successor as the other is the one that is to be expected to stay at home… taking care of the laundry, making food, nag about the conflict that he or she had with the neighbour as they were skinny dipping again.
He lets out a sigh before dropping on his bed for a moment while spreading his arms wide
Vinnie: It’s quite annoying to be honest after you come home from another long travel across this country or across the world, only because they feel that they got it rough. But luckily that I assume that Carter can teach Milo who is wearing the pants in this relationship.
Vinnie starts to ponder
Vinnie: Although, I have seen Milo’s legs…
He scratches his beard for a moment before getting up again before heading out once more into the hallway, walking to the opposite direction.
Vinnie: Maybe it is Milo that will surprise everyone, including himself. I mean, it could happen!! I have seen it before, but then again… a one hit wonder is more likely than being someone that outgrows his own skin.
Vinnie walks into the men cave that Bill had made, Vinnie sees to his surprise things that he had not expected.
Vinnie: Why is Bill having a tutu in his mancave??
He gets vomit motions as he sees a pink tutu hanging in the middle of the room, one that obviously has Bill’s size… this causes Vinnie to shake his head and closes the door again.
Vinnie: I am sure that if there’s a net, then it is unusable after seeing what fabric Bill used to create…. That….
He looks around and notices the bathroom of Bill and Bea, a spot that he has not yet been before.
Vinnie: Forbidden fruits, or at least the unknown. Something that I can honestly say is what I am referring towards the “Unbreakable One”. My former tag team partner for one night only, a man that many could suggest to be a dark horse in this match… and who can blame them? He is quite successful, but then again.. so have I. A nice contrast between two men that, I hope have a mutual respect. But that’s something I will have to find out once we come across each other inside that Elimination Chamber structure.
He shivers at the thought
Vinnie: Chains…, lots of steel, chamber pods that are covered by plexiglass… And I am sure a lot of blood will flow in a match like this. I just made sure that I have insured my dental care, my health care as well as contacted the blood bank if they have a special type of O negative…Because I am quite spicy.
He walks into the bathroom and looks around, amazed of the items that are clearly Bill as the remainder of it all is obviously Bea’s. A shaving machine that is clearly Bill’s, some perfume that tells Vinnie that it’s Bea’s… But he turns around, not seeing anything that would make him think there’s a net there.
Vinnie: I got to hurry, Pete may drown…. A thought that I have wondered how Jayde would act inside this big structure that has no window for him to escape from. Now don’t get me wrong, I know the kid can fight… I know he can get his mind set to extract his revenge if he wants to. But that’s just it…, does he know what is ahead of him??
He looks into the camera
Vinnie: Because I do amigo… But don’t worry Jayden, I am taking that amigo word very lightly when it comes to you. Because you have awakened a side out of me that makes me want to….
He starts to shiver as if he feels a window being opened and nothing but cold air comes over his body.
Vinnie: Goosebumps… Because I tend to put you through a lot of pain, I tend to send you into the realization that beating me was the biggest mistake that you could have done in your young career. And why? Because you want to answer that ancient old question??
Vinnie smirks
Vinnie: No, not thee question whether you can go outside without your diaper, because I know you like to piss yourself once an ant crosses your path. But no, I am talking about the question whether you can remain calm once that pod closes around you and have that chamber start to close around you… Whether you can feel the oxygen getting sucked out of your room as you start to breath heavily… because you are scared…. Because that’s what hyper ventilation can do to you amigo less amigo.
He grins as he closes his fist into his other hand
Vinnie: Only to walk into the waiting arms of the man eating bear that is Senor Vinnie, a predator that feels right at home of a secluded area where you cannot hide…. And where you cannot run away from me…. Just a thought amigo, because it may very well be your last.
He then opens the door to the fishing room of Bill and lets out a sigh of relief
Vinnie: Ahhhhh, there’s that damn net.
He grabs it from the wall before turning around and looks into the camera.
Vinnie: You see this? This is how you catch a big fish and the biggest fish is waiting for me.
He walks past the camera as he walks down the stairs before heading towards the swimming pool outside.
Vinnie: The biggest fish, the goal in life that everyone wants to obtain… A price that I need to obtain by surviving each and every opponent int his match.. Including you J2H.
Vinnie stares at the swimming pool, there he notices that Pete is on his back on the edge of the swimming pool while Iris is jumping on his stomach in an attempt to push water out of his body.
Vinnie: You see, I am not going into this match where I am going to waste all my energy in eliminating others… That’s what the weak and stupid do amigo, oh no. I am going to be there, watching and waiting for my moment to strike. Because lets face it J2H, I may have to extract that amount of energy to make a difference… And even though I want to save the best for last, if I can take you out prior to waste my time and energy upon the rest… then rest assured, I intend to do the unthinkable.
He smiles as he watches Pete get up after spilling out the final drop of water that he had swallowed.
Vinnie: Because in a match like this you need to enter this knowing that you can’t plan a strategy, because whether you are the one that starts it… or whether you are the final entry to come out of it’s lovely pod… There is only one thing that matters, that you walk out as last. That you don’t get pinned or made submit, anything else is just free game. And the fact that I can do whatever I want to you or anyone else in this match just fits me….
He closes his eyes slightly as there is only a bit left.
Vinnie: But rest assured odds on favourite, I intend to catch the biggest fish in the pond. I intend to write history by rewrite my past… and even though you are not Austin James Mercer or Ben Jordan… You are just like each and every other participant have to do… And it doesn’t change the satisfaction in knowing that I got the job done.
With that Vinnie throws the net over the camera and starts to smile
Vinnie: So boys and Bill, I intend to survive….
With that the shot fades.