{Keira is seen on the couch, laptop up as she waited for Vision. She sees Roxi coming to her}
Keira – Glad to see you’re feeling better.
Roxi – I am, but… I’m not all the way back yet.
Keira – You should be good enough soon, right?
Roxi – I get stronger every day. So… it won’t be long before I’m ready. I’ll do what I can tonight.
Keira – I don’t think you’ll need to.
Roxi – Why... what's up?
Keira – I got an e-mail from Vision. Something about a new assignment for me. I asked if it was a relocation. He said no, but told me to wait. Wanna sit?
Roxi – Alright...
{Roxi sits down next to Keira.}
Keira – My birthday's next month. What are you getting me?
Roxi – It's a surprise silly. I haven't forgotten
Keira – Is it us doing that Porno idea I had?
{Keira begins to laugh. Roxi shakes her head}
Roxi – No, it's not. Goodness I married a sex maniac.
Keira – Come on. You, me and Jean, bondage porn!
{Keira laughs again}
Roxi – No. I told you a thousand times we're not doing that.
Keira – So you don't want Jean tying you up and tickling your ass with a feather?
{Roxi squirms in her spot}
Roxi – No! Can we focus here Keira?!
{The laptop beeps as Keira smiles. She turns it on}
Keira – Ok, Vision. What's up? If it's that 20 I owe you...
Vision – Not quite.
{Roxi looks at Keira with confusion about that}
Roxi – What the hell did you bet on?
Keira – How much Jenny would suck at being Vision's sidekick Let's say I owe Vision 20 bucks and owe Jenny a Playboy Photo shoot...NOT RELEASED...mind you
{Keira blushes as she turns to Vision}
Roxi – Again... can we focus?!
Keira – Better talk Vision, before Roxi uses my arm as a scrubber
{Keira waits for Vision to speak}
Vision – Anyway... The Guild is assigning you another trainee.
{Roxi looks at Keira}
Roxi – So soon?
Vision – Not you... Keira.
Keira – Wait...WHAT!?
Roxi – Yeah Vision... that is... really soon. No offense love, but... you're not ready to train others.
Keira – I know! I just got a Super Form and I'm trying to train myself to control it. You sure Guild didn't mean Roxi?
Vision – No, they've given her to you, but only for a few weeks. It's another test to see what you've learned, and if you can pass it along like Roxi did to you...
Keira – If it's a guy...I'll get my sanitizer
Roxi – Keira!
Keira – I don't want him thinking he can get into my pants!
Vision – No... it's a woman. Her name is Sarah Kennedy
Keira – A woman? ...Got a pic of her? You know...for...reference...
{Keira sees the picture pop up on Screen, her eyebrow is raised when she sees it}
Keira – ....wow...Nice ass
Roxi – Really?! Why did you use that picture!
Keira – Yea, Vision...why did you?
Vision – Sorry.
Keira – No, it's fine....
{Keira sends it to her e-mail for later}
Roxi – It is NOT fine!
Keira – How is it not fine?
Roxi – Because! How do I know this isn't some old flame! You could just walk away from me! I'd lose you! You'd just run away with this girl!
Keira – Roxi... I'm going to tell you right now. I legit don't know any Sarah Kennedy. Remember, I was Sin most of the time. So unless Sin plowed this woman. You're fine
Vision – Anyway, this girl's only going to be with you for a couple of weeks. Until she gets the hangs of things.
Keira – See? A couple of weeks. No worries. Besides, she's a blonde. Most of them are straight anyway
{Roxi scowls}
Roxi – She had better be.
Keira – Wow...The jealousy’s STRONG in Roxi tonight. Anything I need to know, Vision, besides keeping her away from my jealous wife?
Vision – Just take care of her. She's only a temp until we find a suitable trainer for her. She's... she's pretty ill-tempered, so... watch yourselves.
Roxi – And I am NOT jealous! I mean... my wife already screwed Amy Marshall... I have to be watchful now...
Keira – ...you sure you want me to? I'm not exactly a bowl of sunshine….AND YOU GAVE ME PERMISSION TO SCREW HER! I lost my match later that night...
Vision – ANYWAY! It's your assignment Keira..
Keira – Fine. But if she complains about broken bones. I'm not liable for her medical
{Keira turns off the laptop and gives a death stare at Roxi}
Roxi – Don't you give me that look!
Keira – Ohhh no! You're getting that look! You called me a whore!
Roxi – I did not! I mentioned that you had sex with Amy Marshall. And before her, you were infatuated with Jean, you fell in love with her... I am perfectly justified in saying I need to watch my wife!
Keira – No, YOU are jealous! I told you time and again that You're my number one. Just admit it, you're jealous! or do I gotta bring up the fact you fell in love with Mel...or Clint?
Roxi – Clint?! That was before I ever met you! And Mel... Mel is Mel... she's awesome. But I don't LOVE her.
Keira – MEL'S A WHORE! OH BULL! I've seen you with lovesick eyes over her.
Roxi – YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Keira – AH-HA! SEE! YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HER!
Roxi – YOU JUST CALLED HER A WHORE! SHE LOVES TEAGS! ALL I EVER DID WAS TICKLE AND SPANK HER… AND YOU WERE THERE!
Keira – A likely story....
{Keira sighs}
Keira – Baby...you know I love you. You're my Number One. Always and forever. Sure, I fell in love with Jean. But she knows she's Number Two. Christine's your Number Two and...Amy...you did give me permission...and it cost me, match wise. So you didn't need to punish me, despite
{Keira grabs holds of Roxi's hands softly}
Keira – At the end of the day, my heart, my brain..everything that's me is yours. Now and Forever
{Keira begins to shed a tear, about to cry}
{Roxi wraps her arm around Keira. She kisses her lightly on the cheek}
Roxi – I love you. I'm sorry about that. I just don't wanna lose you, for ANY reason.
Keira – I'm not Sapphire. I'm not Clint. I'm not Claire. You won't Ever lose me. Yea...I'm a sex maniac. I'll admit it. But my heart is yours, Forever
{Keira kisses Roxi's lips softly to reaasure her}
Roxi – But you're my sex maniac.
Keira – Damn right I am. Now let's go. We gotta meet my new Rookie and no, you're not staying here. I need someone to watch me. I don't need a rookie dying on my first night as Ms. Kat, Sex Teacher
{Keira shakes her head at that}
Keira – I gotta quit writing so much fanfiction
{Moments later, Keira and Roxi, in costume is seen on a rooftop, waiting for Keira's trainee}
Keira – Where is she!?
{Sarah flies fast, landing with a small crater on the roof.}
Roxi – Nice entrance.
Keira – Minus 1 point
Sarah – Yeah, so... one of you is my trainer right?
Keira – I am.
{Sarah smacks her gum, looking Keira up and down}
Sarah – Alright, let's get this over with.
{Keira grabs Sarah by the arm}
Keira – One minute!
{Sarah jerks her arm away from Keira}
Sarah – Don't touch me.
{Sarah looks over at Roxi.}
Sarah – And who are you?
Roxi – I'm Lady Bedlam, This is Kat, my partner. She's your trainer, so you need to listen to her.
Keira – LADY Kat...and you...what's your Hero name?
Sarah – Comet Girl. Listen, I know what I'm doing, just point me to the bad guys, and I'll take care of it.
Keira – First. Comet Girl? LAME! Til you're a full hero, your name is BitchTits. Second, take that gum out of your mouth!
{Sarah looks annoyed}
Sarah – I am Comet Girl. You're a trainer, not a drill sergeant.
Keira – Really?
Sarah – Your job is to train me, not any of this crap.
{Keira raises her left hand}
Keira – See this hand?
Sarah – Yeah... so?
{Keira punches Sarah hard, knocking her into the side wall of the roof entrance door}
Keira – GUM...OUT OF MOUTH...NOW!
{Roxi places a hand on Keira's shoulder}
Roxi – Ke.... Kat!
{Sarah pulls herself out of the rubble}
Keira – She'll live.
Sarah – What the hell is your problem?! You can't do that to me! What kind of trainer are you!
Keira – Trust me. It wasn't my choice. But you're my bitch for two weeks. You're going to eat shit and love it!
Sarah – This is NOT the Army! You can't just treat me like this! I am a hero! You're supposed to train me! Not this!
Keira – Be lucky it's not Warp. You'd be getting your arm out of your ass
{Keira secretly winks to Roxi to run with it. Roxi just shakes her head}
Roxi – Kat... this is your trainee... It's your call.
Keira – Sadly. LB, check the area for activity. Bitchtits, front and center!
{Keira turns to Roxi}
Keira – Anything, LB?
Roxi – No, I can see this is going to be very entertaining, I'll be back when I finish this patrol.
Sarah – Do something about this! She can't treat me this way!
Keira – She can't help you. Hurry back ba...I mean LB
{Keira sees Roxi fly off as she turns to Sarah}
Keira – Let me guess. Rich girl, grew up with privilege and all that crap?
{Sarah marches forward, getting in Keira's face}
Sarah – You don't know me.
Keira – No, I can tell by that smooth skin, pressed on nails and fake tits
Sarah – You don't know me! I have lived with powers for years! hiding them from the world, so I could one day, do good in the world! That's who I am! I'm not rich, I'm not upscale! And you just treat me like shit! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!
Keira – I can be your best friend or your worst nightmare. Once you pick one, you'll never be the same. Now...unless you'd like another lesson of Left Hand, Right Cross. Get...out...of my face.
Sarah – I didn't do anything to you... you're just a bully... abusing your power or something. YOU STAND THERE AND JUDGE ME Are you perfect? Are you just so amazing?
Keira – That's because you think you can take on the world by yourself. I was like you. But I had to grow up when I knew my partner and the world's on the line. So I want you...to drop this Holier than thou attitude...it's going to get you killed
Sarah – After you! You don't treat me like some punk!
Keira – You're right.
{Keira pulls out 5 dollars and puts it in Sarah's tights}
Sarah – What the hell was that?
Keira – Dance...strip...do something!
{The fire lights up in Sarah's face as she shoves Keira as hard as she possibly could muster. Keira is sent flying into the wall, knocking her to her knees}
Sarah – WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM HUH?!
Keira – THAT! You need to control your anger
Sarah – YOU HIT ME FIRST!
Keira – Cause you didn't listen to me about the gum!
Sarah – I do what I want. Your job is to watch me, and make sure I do a good job! Not smack me around and call me names. Because if you wanna fight bitch, I will take you so high in the sky you will get frostbite!
Keira – Charge me then...
Sarah – Why don't you make a move? Why can't you just do your job?
Keira – I'm sorry, you're a pussy?
Sarah – You think I'm gonna fall for that crap? Is this how you train people? Because this is the worst! I could probably take you right now
Keira – Come on then, take me!
Sarah – You're unreal. I should be training you at this point. You don't have anything to show me.
Keira – I expect that talk from a pussy...
Sarah – Ugh... Why did the Guild send me to you? You'r barely out of training I hear!
Keira – I ask myself that same question since I got you. All you got is a big ass
{Sarah just stands, mouth agape}
Sarah – You pervert! What are you some kind of rug muncher? Gross! Great, now I'm gonna have my trainer oogling me for her sick perverted fantasies.
{Finally returning, Roxi floats down behind Sarah.}
Roxi – THAT. IS. ENOUGH.
Keira – I'm not a lesbian. You wish I was!
Roxi – BOTH OF YOU.
Keira – Sorry. Got anything LB?
Roxi – No, but it's good thing, you two haven't accomplished a thing up here! Besides fighting each other!
Sarah – She's not a trainer! She's some weirdo lesbo trying to get in my pants!
{All of a sudden, Bank sirens are ringing from a distance}
Roxi – *Sigh* Really?
Keira – Like clockwork
Sarah – Good, now I can show you that I don't even need this training.
{Sarah sees flying off quickly as Keira sighs}
Roxi – Well?
Keira – Let me guess...you and me combined in our training?
Roxi – I never screamed at you or knocked you through a wall did I?
Keira – Yes on the screaming. No on the wall...but you thought it
Roxi – You'd better get your trainee before she hurts someone, or herself.
{Keira and Roxi fly off as they see Sarah land on the rooftop as they land beside her}
Sarah – Just stay out of my way.
{Sarah flies down at rapid speed}
Keira – No, you're st--DAMN IT
Roxi – Better go get her...
{Keira goes after her, but Roxi stops Keira}
Roxi – Be careful.
Keira – Thought you were stopping me from stopping her
Roxi – This is your trainee.
Keira – I know...
{Keira looks down at Sarah}
Roxi – Well... you'd better catch her before she gets herself hurt.
Keira – It took you a bit before you saved me. Remember, you let me get my first small scars. Even she needs to learn...like I did.
Roxi – She's not ready... look at her technique, sloppy. Super speed, flight...she could be amazing if she knew what she was doing.
Keira – Yet...I hate her guts
Roxi – Because she's like you. Now go!
{Keira flies down and uses her Solar Flare move on the robbers as she lands}
Sarah – Hey! I had them!
Keira – No, you didn't.
{Keira rushes, knocking out the bad guys before they could get their vision back}
Sarah – I thought the trainer was supposed to train! You just stole the glory!
Keira – If you call sloppiness and you getting your ass kicked as glory. Go ahead. LB, call em.
Sarah – I had them right where I wanted them! They couldn't touch me!
Keira – Cut on your left cheek, Bruise on your stomach and a fractured right arm.
Sarah – I'm fine. You just cleaned up what the hard work I did!
Keira – Move your arm then...
{Sarah tries, but her arm doesn't quite move}
Keira – And you're not a healer either....
Sarah – You distracted me!
Keira – I let you work and look what it got you. A fractured arm. Let's go before the cops come
{Sarah flies off, leaving Roxi and Keira.}
Roxi – Cops are on the way.
{Keira joins Roxi as they fly off}
Roxi – We need to have a long talk when we get home.
Keira – Then wait until we get home…
{Keira and Roxi return home as she unmasks and sighs}
Keira– This is gonna be a LOOOOONG two weeks
Roxi– I can tell.
Keira – I’m tired.
Roxi – We need to talk.
Keira – Let me finish these reports.
Roxi – I do not like the way you’re treating her.
Keira – You said it, it’s my trainee.
Roxi – And you need to learn to train properly.
Keira – I don’t want to talk about this now!
Roxi – You need to hear it!
Keira – No, I’m done. I did my good deed for the day! Please tell me the bed is ready…
{Roxi sighs.}
Roxi – Bed's ready.
{Keira sends the report and heads to bed}
Roxi – Are you okay?
Keira – No
Roxi – She's no different than you. You wanted to prove yourself too.
Keira – I know...but i grew up
Roxi – I tend to think the only reason you didn't act like she is, is because we're married. She has no emotional attachment to you, or to me.
Keira – Maybe she needs to get laid
Roxi – Maybe, but you certainly didn't help anything with your style.
Keira – Tough love, Roxi...
Roxi – It's not tough love putting your trainee through a wall...
Keira – You train your students. i'll train mine, babe
{Keira turns over}
Keira – Which I shouldn't be...at all
Roxi – No, you shouldn't be, you need to learn to control your powers. And... your temper.
{Keira sighs and turns over, facing Roxi}
Keira – I know. I just became a full time hero. I don't need to train people
Roxi – You said it's only for two weeks, so... you're going to have to learn to cope. But...she's your student, so... I'll stay out of it.
Keira – It's ok, Roxi
Roxi – You're going to have to get along.
Keira – With her ego?
Roxi – She's got lots of pride.
Keira – Sadly. Maybe we should get her laid. Roxi and Keira, making her feel...pleased
Roxi – I don't think she's gonna go for that. She was pretty repulsed by... whatever you said to her.
Keira – I told her that I knew about her ass. Somehow it labels me as a lesbian
Roxi – Because most woman don't stare at each others butts all the time... And... for the record, you ARE a lesbian.
Keira – I don't want her knowing that, with her attitude. The sexist...
Roxi – There's no need to hide who you are Keira. But not everybody's going to accept us.
Keira – I'm not hiding it. But when I'm on duty, my love life is not an issue.
Roxi – Well... maybe you should... well, this is your gig, not mine. I'm just an observer. So... I would say don't bring up her body and maybe you won't get the reaction like that.
Keira – ok..
Roxi – Just... think about it before you try and kick her butt.
Keira – Fine
Roxi – I'm just saying, but... whatever you feel will work I guess...
Keira – Yea
Roxi – Just be careful.
Keira – I will, baby. Least you don't have to be jealous anymore
Roxi – Yeah…
Keira – Least you admitted you're jealous
Roxi – I am not jealous!
Keira – Keep telling yourself that
{Keira giggles as she kisses Roxi and falls asleep}
Well, hello SCW.
It’s been a little bit, but not much has changed. Here I am, STILL the champion of the interwebz, but the price is seems to cost to be a champion is a ridiculous one. I walk out, and defend my championship, and I walk away the winner, pinning Mercedes Vargas in the middle of the ring, and what happens? Mercedes Vargas walks into a number one contender’s bombshells’ title fatal four-way match. Mikah, who… by the way, also lost, to my wife, who is now the Queen of the Hill, was also part of that match. Jessie and Amy may have lost, but they weren’t pinned, nor did that get their butts kicked by Keira. But for some reason, my successful defense, and Keira’s big win, are moot. Mikah is now number contender. And Keira and I sitting pretty regardless. After all, Keira could just cash in her Queen of the Hill contract that week, and I have no doubt we’d be the first married couple to both be Bombshell’s champions. Or we could simply finish off the Mean Girls championships, and finally end Veronica and Amanda’s title reign. We could, but it seems the Mean Girls are destroying themselves just as easily as Keira and I have. But… something just… feels off about that. Keira and I do have our eye on that situation, and we’re preparing for what we think might happen. And more often than not, Keira’s hunches are correct.
Anyway, the only other thing that has been going on, is that I’ve been sick lately. It started last Wednesday and got worse over the weekend. I hated being confined to that bed and I hated being unable to do anything to help my friends just in case they needed me. And low and behold, I knew someone would need a friend and I wouldn’t be able to go out in person. Thankfully, I’ve made quite a few friends and they were able to cover for me, but as a superhero, that stuff is kind of embarrassing. I want people to know they can count on me when things get crazy. I wanted to be the rock that people could rely on to be there, and I wasn’t able to physically. And for that, I’m sorry. And especially as a champion to SCW, I should have been there. So, again, and I’m sorry, and I owe my friends one for that.
Speaking of friends. I was very excited to see that my friends Melanie and Lucy had signed to SCW. I was very happy to see them, and I was excited for them to make a huge impact in SCW, because I know they are capable of that. But then, when the matches were announced this week, I was…. Not happy. Because now, Keira and I, in our first tag match in SCW, and first in a very long time period, have to face the Angel Clan. To say this sucks it a wee bit of an understatement. Melanie and I are friends. We have each other’s back in other places, and heck, Keira and I even attended her wedding! Through our mutual friend Amy, We’ve grown to become very good friends, and we’ve been able to trust and help each other. In fact, in less than a week, we’ll be on the same side inside of a cage against our opposition. Yes, it’s that close, and now, having a face Mel and Lucy on Sunday is just… it’s awful.
I’m saying, there is a bit of a bond to be had by fighting someone you’re about to team with in an effort to build loyalty and trust. It’s not unheard of to do such a thing, and that’s exactly how we have agreed to take it. We’re going to go out there, and we’re going to wrestle, and we’re going to test each other. We’re not going out to hurt, or injure one another, we’re simply testing and finding strengths and weaknesses to shore them up in preparation for fighting a war. A much bigger war than some tag match.
But that’s not to say that Keira and I are taking this match lightly, not in the slightest. It’s another step Keira and I can take towards possibly gaining a tag title match at some point in the future. I know that the Internet championship prevents me from doing so, but I want to be sure that Keira’s efforts, and what she has, are not in vain. She’s perfectly capable of becoming the bombshell’s champion with that briefcase, or perhaps roulette champion. But for the longest time, she’s wanted to be a tag champion with me, and I with her. We can get another step closer to that eventual goal by defeating the Clan on Sunday. I really hate to do something like that to Mel and Lucy, especially considering they just joined SCW. Beating them kinda sucks when it’s like this. I mean, I didn’t even want to wrestle them, but, that’s the way the cookie crumbles sometimes, Keira and I have hit our snags in life before, we can wait on this next one.
Although, Mel’s clan does hold a win over me in UWF, for the tag team titles, so I guess paying them back for that would be more than fair enough. Keira and I just want to win, we’re not out to eliminate the Clan, or put a huge dent in their success. We want to give the people a good show, in a match between friends, and just walk away with a victory, and then, we’ll go from there. I am complete faith in my wife, and she knows she can count on me. I may not be exactly 100% right now, but by Sunday, I will be. I will be ready to go and ready to battle.
And that goes for Melanie too. Sunday, you’re going to see me at full strength, and next week, You’ll get the same effort inside that cage. This is only a warm up for that event, but still, Mel and Lucy have to be the unfortunate ones to lose their first SCW tag match. It’s not something I’ll be proud of having to do, but it’s something that we have to do to get where we need to be.
I know you understand Mel. Good luck to you and Lucy. We’ll see you out there.
