The patients and staff of Stockton, California's Lodi Memorial Hospital found themselves doing double takes as they watched two virtual mountains of balloons slowly shifting their way down the hall, past patient rooms and counters where the doctors and nurses alike were at work, but their attention taken by the odd sight. The two "mountains" consisted of what had to be dozens of colorful balloons of varied shapes and sizes, colors ranging from blues and purples, pinks and greens, and everything in between. Some of the helium filled goodies were even mylar, varied emblems printed on such as "Get Well" and "Hope Its a Girl". And if that wasn't enough tucked in each of their arms were sets of large teddy bears and boxes of candy, and tied to their waists was a string as from behind they pulled along a cart that had flowers in plastic vases riding along on it.
And under the two loads of "get well" gifts? Well all the staff and patients could see were two sets of feet adorned in colorful sandals.
Yep! You guessed it! The Surf Boys In Da Hood, er, Hospital!
Narly: Yo, dude?
Radical: Yeah, brah?
Narly: Where are you?
Radical: I'm right here.
Narly: Right where?
Radical: Right beside you ... to your left. ... I think. Maybe the right?
The two 'mountains' paused in the middle of the hall and one turned to the other and as best as could be done, reached up with a free (?) hand to part a few of the balloons and looked closer and ...
*BONK!*
Radical: Ouch!
Narly: Dude!
Radical: Dude!
Narly: Which one of us head butted the other?
Radical: I don't know. Let's just say we found each other and be happy about that.
Narly: Now to find Melly and give her these prezzies! Everyone feels better after getting prezzies!
The two start to further their way down the hall and continue on their way to finding their gal pal, Melody Grace.
Radical: You don't think we went overboard on the gifts, do you?
Narly: Naw! Nothing but the best for Melly!
Radical: Yeah but are we going to have enough to get to the next show for our second - SECOND - match in two weeks?
Narly: ..... Well we'll cross that camel on the bridge with the match when we come to it.
Radical: Definitely! CJ and Eric won't know what hit `em!
Narly: No cheating with foreign objects dude of dudes! Not our style.
Radical: Not what I meant but food for thought!
The pair turned the corner into a particular room and promptly dropped their packages and let the balloons float up. They set the candy and teddy bears onto the bed stand and bed itself and only then did they see what was before them. Their eyes opened wide.
Together: Duuuuuude!
Before them in the bed was a patient in a full body cast.
Narly: Aww Melly! That Candy babe really did a number on you!
Patient: Mm nt Mlly...
The patient muffled from under the cast.
Radical: A lot worse than what we thought! She get you backstage too Melly?
Patient: Mm nt Mlly!
Narly: What's that you're trying to tell us Melly?
The patient wiggled their fingers just barely, catching the attention of the two dingbat competitors, then pointed down toward their chart on the bed. Curios, Narly picked it up and with Radical hovering over his shoulder to read too...
Narly: Jeff Mezrui...
The two looked at each other with wide eyes.
Together: Dude!
They then looked at the patient in the bed.
Narly: Was this a last minute decision Melly!?
The patient sighed and rolled his eyes, just as a nurse walked into the room.
Nurse: Excuse me, gentlemen?
Narly and Radical looked around the room to see who she was talking to, before they turned their attention to her.
Nurse: I'm afraid I am going to have to ask you not to disturb the patient during recovery.
Narly: Ah! Of course!
Radical: We totally understand!
The nurse starts to escort them from the room, leaving their presents for their "pal" and Narly turns to Radical.
Narly: You think she would have warned us first before going and doing that sorta cosmetic surgery!
