ANYTHING GOES. . .AND EVERYTHING WILL. . .
Narrator: Oh. . .my. . .gawd!!! Several events ago there was an incident backstage which caused Samantha Marlowe to lose her grip on her coffee cup and it tipped backward and splashed in her fact. Since Bea Barnhart was upset over her loss in her match she didn’t want to interact with anyone so when Sam approached her she automatically tried to brush past her. In the process of trying to brush by her she bumped into Sam and caused Marlowe to lose her grip on her coffee and, well, we all know what happened after that. After several weeks of Sam Marlowe falsely accusing Bea Barnhart of deliberately throwing coffee in her face the two are set to face off in an ANYTHING GOES match at Climax Control 300. I feel sorry for Sam, as she’s gonna get beat down and her ass kicked extremely hard, but she caused this match to happen by lying about Bea.
SHOPPING FOR ITEMS FOR AN ANYTHING GOES MATCH
The camera person catches up with Bea Barnhart who is out shopping in Las Vegas. As she walks down the street she comes across two stores that are side-by-side with one being a curio shop and the other being a hardware store. The camera person follows Bea into the curio shop. Bea roams around the curio shop picking up several unique items to check them over. While Bea checks items out she makes sure the camera person cannot get a shot of the items she is looking at.
Bea: Oh for sure I have to have this item for my ANYTHING GOES match with Sam! Perfect!!!
Bea places the item into her basket making sure she prevents the camera person from getting a shot of what she placed into her basket. Bea looks over the shelving and she finds an item that catches her eye. She picks it up and looks it over. We cannot tell what it is but it appears to be about the size of an orange.
Bea: Aha! Another perfect item for my ANYTHING GOES match! This will cause a lot of damage when used. Love it!!!
Bea continues looking for a third item but of the items she is looking over she is not yet finding what she would like to have for her ANYTHING GOES match. After looking over numerous items she finally finds something that catches her attention. We cannot see the item in the camera view and since Bea is holding it close to her body we are uninformed what it could be. Bea places the item into her basket then she proceeds to the checkout counter. She glances over to the camera person who is desperately trying to focus their camera to see what Bea has in her basket.
Bea: Nice try to see what I have in my basket but NOBODY is going to know what I have that I’ll use in my match with Sam Marlowe except for me and Bill. I will give you a hint since this is a curio shop. The official definition, provided by the Mirriam-Webster Dictionary, of the word CURIO is that it is something considered novel, rare, or bizarre. Oh, Sam, you have no idea what you got yourself into when you lied to everyone about what happened with the coffee backstage. You have no idea that lying about me to try to boost your image would get you into something you’ll not be able to get yourself out of. The items I have in my basket are novel, rare, and bizarre and I’ll bring them the ring to abuse you with them. Oh? What’s that? You claim I can’t bring items to our match? Seriously? Gee, Sam, maybe you don’t understand the match rules we have which is ANYTHING GOES. Anything goes doesn’t mean that only one or two things are allowed. Anything goes means EVERYTHING is legal in our match. When will you find out what I purchased at this curio shop to use on you in our match? When the bell rings to officially start out match that’s when. Remember, Sam, that I didn’t cause this match to happen. .you did with your lies and false accusations concerning the backstage incident involving the coffee. I told the truth about the coffee incident backstage and you lied about the incident. Liars are worthless and I’ll make you feel so worthless after I destroy you that you’ll be so damn humiliated that you’ll wear a brown paper bag over your head in public so people will not know who you are and tease you about your loss to me!
Bea pays for her curio shop purchases making sure the owner of the shop doesn’t reveal the items she purchased to the camera person. Bea walks out of the curio shop with the viewers disappointed they couldn’t catch a glimpse of the items. Bea goes to the hardware store next door and walks in and starts browsing. As she did at the curio shop Bea ensures the items she is reviewing, and those she places into her basket to purchase, are not seen by the camera. Bea is looking for very special items to use in her match against Sam Marlowe. Bea comments as she picks up items and inspects them and if satisfied they are worthy for use in an ANYTHING GOES match she places it into her basket and if not she returns them to the shelf. Bea takes an item off the shelf and she examines it.
Bea: Oooo! I like this item! Small but sharp! CUTTING edge!
Bea places the item into her basket making sure the camera cannot get a shot of it then she continues browsing. Bea quickly finds another item which she picks up and examines.
Bea: Wow! This is another fantastic item for use in my match with Sam! When Sam sees me pull this item out she’ll shit in her wrestling outfit! Oh, my, wouldn’t that be humiliating for her? Damn right it will!
Bea places the second item into her basket again ensuring the camera cannot catch a shot of the item. She browses around to find one more item.
Bea: I need one more special item to bring to my ANYTHING GOES match with Sam Marlowe. There has to be something in the hardware store that would be shocking and amusing at the same time.
Bea spots something but she’s not sure what it is until she walks up to the shelf, picks up the item, and looks it over. When she realizes what the item is she looks into the camera.
Bea: This is the perfect item to bring into an ANYTHING GOES match! It is small. It is compact. It is unique. It is shocking. And for damn sure it will be amusing when I use it on Sam!
Bea places the final item into her basket, again ensuring the item cannot be seen by the camera, then she goes to the checkout counter where she pays for her items and walks out of the store with her purchases from the hardware store and curio shop. The smile on Bea’s face is priceless. Bea hails a taxi to return to her hotel room.
DISCUSSING THINGS
Bea has returned to the hotel room she and Bill are staying at which is near the Gold Coast Casino. The camera person is set up and we listen to their conversation.
Bea: Bill how can you not be upset that you lost your Roulette Championship match against Alex Jones at Climax Control 299? You clearly beat him down more than he did to you.
Bill: The rules of that Roulette Championship match was the match takes place in a boiler room and the first wrestler to exit the boiler room is declared the winner. When I speared Alex and drove him backward we both slammed into the door of the boiler room. The door flew open and we both tumbled out of the boiler room. Referee Drew Patton made the correct call on the match. Although I clearly beat down Alex more than he did to me his back hit the door and he fell backward to the floor. When both of us flew through the opening he was the first wrestler to exit the boiler room. I can’t be upset at the Referee for rightly officiating the match and I can’t fault Alex Jones as he gave me a great match. The only thing I have to say is that he is at a disadvantage against Caleb Storms and Miles Kasey at Into The Void X. Both of them are rested and healed and Alex Jones is going into that match defending the Roulette Championship as a broken man. I place my bet on Caleb Storms to win the Roulette Championship.
Bea: A bold prediction Bill.
Bill: I’m a bold person Bea. I’ve had enough to say and I don’t want to take up more of your air time since this air time is your time to talk about your match with Sam Marlowe.
Bill exits the room and Bea continues to address her upcoming match.
Bea: Did you pay attention to what Bill said? He congratulated Alex Jones on the win and he thanked the Referee for calling the match properly. Although me and Bill haven’t yet won Championships, and we haven’t won as many matches as we hoped we would, we’re happy, contented, and we continue to give one hundred percent in every match. Compare that to most of the other wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling, including Sam Marlowe, who win more matches than the two of us do, and some have won Championships, yet they still whine, bitch, moan, complain, and throw tantrums when they don’t get their way. Listen up so you might have a slight chance of understanding. We’re employed by Sin City Wrestling to wrestle in the matches assigned to us. We’re not here to complain how Management runs our wrestling Federation. We’re not here to complain about what matches we’re assigned to. They pay us to perform to the best of our abilities in the wrestling matches they assign us to and that’s what me and Bill do. I’m not like other wrestlers, including Sam, who complain about every damn thing. Just because Sam is a klutz and lost her grip on her coffee and she sloshed it into her own face she has no right to try to accuse me of deliberately throwing coffee in her face. False accusations by opponents causes my opponents to get a truly severe beat down. If you’ll please excuse me I need to get to a MEET AND GREET event with my fans.
The camera person places their camera into a fade out and when the scene totally fades out the Network cuts to a commercial break.
After the commercial break the scene opens with Bea at her MEET AND GREET with her fans.
MEET AND GREET
A shot of Bea Barnhart at her MEET AND GREET event comes on our screen. We see dozens of fans waiting to greet Bea, obtain her autograph, shake her hand, and ask questions. Bea is smiling large as she greets her adoring fans.
Fan One: I would like to ask why you chose the song HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT by Pat Benatar as your entrance and theme music.
Bea: Bill used this music while serving in another wrestling federation and I also like the song. He told me he would love to have a match with the rules that each wrestler can hit the other wrestler with any wrestling move or hold and they have to take the shot. Then the wrestler who got the first shot has to stand there and take the shot from the other wrestler. They would go back and forth until one of them could no longer continue in the match. Bill said the match would be called HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT and it would go as I just mentioned. If any wrestler delivered a shot then another and another without allowing the back and forth according to the match rules they would be disqualified for violating the rules of the match. Bill stated if they would give him a match like that he would easily win as his shots are better than his opponents and he can take the hits and rebound better than other wrestles. I feel the same way as Bill does. I feel if I could be assigned to a HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT match I would easily win as it is damn hard to put me out of action as Sam Marlowe will find out in our upcoming ANYTHING GOES MATCH. Sorry for the long response but I wanted to clearly answer your question.
Fan One: Thanks for the response. May I also have you autograph this photo please?
Bea: Of course!
Bea signs the photo and hands it back to the fan who is extremely thankful for the opportunity to meet Bea Barnhart, ask her a question, and have her autograph a photo.
Fan Two: You claimed numerous times that you did not deliberately toss Sam Marlowe’s coffee into her face. You stated you were upset at losing your multi-wrestler match by being the wrestler who was pinned and you simply didn’t want to talk with anyone as you headed back to your dressing room. Can you honestly state that you did not know that the person who approached you and tried to talk with you was Sam Marlowe? And can you honestly state that you didn’t know she was carrying a cup of hot coffee when you brushed her aside?
Bea: I wish there was a Polygraph machine here they could hook me up to as I’m telling the truth and the Polygraph machine would prove that. When you review the backstage incident you notice the only person with me was my husband Bill. I tell you the truth that when he approached me after my loss in the match I didn’t even want to talk to him as I was so upset over my loss so you know damn well I didn’t want to talk with anyone else. Watch the replay of the backstage incident and you’ll notice that I wasn’t talking to Bill. He was simply walking backstage with me as we went toward to the dressing room because he knows there are a lot of wrestlers in Sin City Wrestling who want to attack me backstage. It wouldn’t have mattered who walked up to me that evening as I honestly didn’t want to talk to anyone, including my husband, due to my loss. When Sam approached me I didn’t even know it was her. It could have been a violent wrestler trying to attack me or a rogue fan who snuck backstage. I simply saw movement that was not from Bill and I tried to quickly brush past the movement. I guess when I bumped into Sam her hand flipped toward her and she spilled hot coffee into her own face. I tell the truth and if you watch the replay of the backstage incident concerning her coffee you’ll see I’m telling the truth. I have time for one more question then I’ll shake hands and autograph items for you before I have to leave.
Fan Three: Due to your upcoming match being an ANYTHING GOES match do you expect Sam Marlowe to hire friends to run in on the match to attack you? I mean anything goes means anything goes right?
Bea: I’m not new to having jealous and incompetent opponents attack me backstage or hiring interference in a match to try to gain an advantage. If anyone shows up to my match with Sam and tries to interfere I have Bill, Senor Vinnie, and numerous other loyal friends, who will immediately step between those attackers and me. If they need to they’ll release Iris on them as Iris is very protective of me and Bill. The coffee incident was not a deliberate thing by me but Sam wanted to make it a deliberate thing. So I look at it like this. Me beating the crap out of Sam, and hurting her so she will suffer pain for weeks, isn’t something I deliberately decided to do. I wanted a standard rules match but she wanted a violent grudge match so she got her wish and now we are assigned to an ANYTHING GOES Grudge Match.
Bea motions to the camera person to get an extreme close-up of her and they do so.
Bea: Well, Sam, as I’ve mentioned many times, my opponents should be careful what they wish for as they might just get it. You wished for this type of match and you got what you wished for. You simply failed to place into the equation that I’m going to beat you down so hard, so badly, and so violently, that you’ll prefer to run off into retirement than to face anyone again in the wrestling ring. To bring the concept of how severely I’ll beat you down let me put it in the following terms. Sam you would rather suffer through a Category 5 hurricane, with winds of up to 157 miles per hour, than to suffer the beating I’ll give you in our match. You would rather suffer through an EF5 tornado, with winds of 116 to 200 miles per hour, than to suffer the beating I’ll give you in our match. And, Sam, trust me that you would rather suffer through a magnitude 8.0 or higher earthquake than to suffer the beating I’ll give you in our match. You can contact Management and tell them you want to quit and back out of our match and walk away from this match and save yourself getting seriously hurt or you can come to the match and get seriously hurt at my hands. Your decision.
Bea thanks the camera person for the close-up and then they back off to return to a regular shot. Bea turns to her fans at the MEET AND GREET event.
Bea: Thanks for coming to my MEET AND GREET event. Although I’m done taking and answering questions I’ll remain for a time to talk with you, sign autographs, and have photos taken with you after the camera is off.
The camera person cuts the audio of the broadcast and then they set their camera to a slow fade to black. Over a one minute time the scene slowly fades out until our computer screen goes black.
