RP Title: “All roses have thorns.”
The build up to High Stakes IX started innocently enough for Christina Rose as she was set to debut her new blog on the first Climax Control of the Paradise Lost tour, to say that it didn’t go to plan is an understatement as Jessie interrupted Christina just as the Rose Garden was picking up steam and after some back and forth Jessie sucker punched Christina with her microphone and proceeded to rain down brass knuckle assisted punches onto Christina’s head leaving her a bloody mess and breaking her glasses in the process.
Another brutal attack followed the following week but this time, Jessie had assistance from the returning masked Bombshell known only as Diamond who revealed that she had paid Jessie to put Christina in the hospital so that Diamond could ruin her life, Jessie never revealed just how much she was paid but even after Diamond moved on to a program with the returning Keira Fisher the back and forth between Jessie and Christina continued including them both joining commentary for each other’s matches in back to back weeks.
Now the twitter poll has decided that their grudge match at High Stakes will be in a Chamber of Extreme Match and the match is set for High Stakes IX in two weeks’ time, will Christina get her revenge on Jessie? Or will Jessie end her long losing streak?
On the beaches of Honolulu, Hawaii
Friday the 11th of October 2019, 11:00am
What else do you do when you’re in Hawaii?
Okay, to be specific, we’re not sunbathing, it’s actually pretty cloudy today so even if I was interested in working on my tan, there isn’t enough sun to warrant going sunbathing.
No, instead we’re just checking out the local sites as we had been doing for most of the week, in fact there’s only two differences: one: there’s a camera on me this time and two: I have a little memorabilia on me from the attack that started this little feud with Christina Rose/Crystal Hilton.
And that’s what you’re here for, the Chamber of Extreme match against Christina Rose, the match you, the fans, voted for, you know if you hate bloggers that much I’ll happily go after certain other bloggers who operate conspiracy theorist websites for you.
Granted, I doubt any of you could pay me as well as Diamond did but that’s beside the point.
“Sun, sea, sand.” Jake commented as we walked around Honolulu, I’ll say this much, if you had told me that Hawaii would be this cold at the beginning of the tour, I would’ve called you crazy. “Well, some sun at least.” Jake added as he glanced towards the sky where the sun was currently behind a cloud. “And your Chamber of Extreme Match against Christina Rose, could you at least warn us before you do something like this again?”
“Like what? My initial attack on Christina?” I asked as I admired my knuckles which had the brass knuckles on them, dried blood and all. “I did tell you, didn’t I?”
“You told us that you were going to interrupt Christina’s segment.” Shane corrected me before motioning to Jake. “He even said as much on the Twitter Account once the show was off the air, you conveniently left out the fact that you were going to attack Christina and the fact that you were aligned with Diamond.”
“Aligned is too strong a word, I was basically a hired gun for Diamond.” I responded as I shook my head before putting my hands in my jacket pockets. “And for the record, she didn’t tell me that she was going to follow that up by attacking Belinda the following week, if she had, well I’d be challenging Sam Marlowe for the Roulette Title because Mark never would’ve removed me from the Triple Threat Match.” I added and the boys remained unconvinced. “Come on, do you really think I’d give up a title shot that easily after the shit I endured for most of 2018?”
“Mark didn’t announce the Triple Threat until after your attack so that argument’s invalid.” Jake pointed out before we stopped for a rest at a bench. “But aside from that, you are right, you wouldn’t throw away a title shot like that.”
“Exactly, besides, with the new Supercard cycle coming up it won’t be that long until I’m back in the title picture.” I responded with a shrug before grinning. “Doesn’t matter if it’s against Sam, whoever wins the mixed tag team match, Seleana or Alicia, they can’t keep me down for long.”
“You’re not going to start demanding……….” Shane trailed off as I cleared my throat. “Campaigning for title shots, are you? Because you’ll end up back in the same spot you were in this time last year if you do!”
“Believe it or not, I do learn from my mistakes, now if you excuse me, I have a promo to do.” I responded and the boys nodded before walking off to give me some privacy as I got ready to do my promo.
“It all started with an offer I couldn’t refuse and look at where we are now Christina.” I stated as I pulled my jacket sleeves back a bit to show the brass knuckles. “Remember these? I still carry them around with me for one very good reason, they’re a reminder of when I did the world a favor and shut up an annoying blogger with mental issues, and in two weeks’ time, you get to have your revenge, right? That would be the fairytale ending but this ain’t a fairytale!”
Far from it.
“Oh sure, the fans want to see you kick my ass all over the Chamber of Extreme but there’s one big problem with that fact, you don’t have the killer instinct that Crystal Hilton did, hell she attacked her wife to get a title shot and the way you use fists on your wife would have to be censored so I’m just going to leave it at that! This isn’t going to be a match, it isn’t going to be you overcoming the odds, it’s going to be a massacre with me coming out on top.”
Unless…….
“Recently, I’ve been playing Fire Emblem Three Houses on my Nintendo Switch, what does that have to do with anything you ask? Well, one of the characters, Dorothea, has the following quote for when she defeats an enemy: all roses have thorns, do you get the picture now Christina? To beat me, you have to get the thorns out, to beat me, you have to let Crystal Hilton out of her cage for one night only but we both know that you are too much of a coward to let her out, otherwise? Well, maybe you would’ve picked up the win over Roxi Johnson a few weeks ago!”
But I digress.
“It’s a shame because the only way you’ll have a chance of beating me Christina, is to stop being such a weakling and bring out Crystal but we both know that there’s no chance in hell of that happening, you claim that it’s because you don’t want to disappoint your wife but we both know the real reason, you are a coward and a weakling living off past glories! Why do you think Seleana’s challenging Alicia for the title at High Stakes and you’re not? Because she’s the number one contender?”
Sure, that’s part of it but………
“That part maybe true but the other part is that you can’t hold a candle to your wife, and you know it, what’s that? That’s not true? How long has it been since you held a title again? Three years? And didn’t you attack Seleana to get a title shot back in April? Yeah, I brought that up during your segment back in the Bahamas, but my point still stands: people unfairly criticize me for demanding title shots, but I never attacked family members to get ahead, and how well did that work out for you in the end? That’s right, Alicia left Blaze of Glory a two time World Bombshell Champion!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“That is exactly what I’m talking about Christina, to beat me you need to drop the bullshit and bring Crystal Hilton out to play but we both know that that won’t happen and that will be your downfall, you thought my first two attacks were brutal Christina? Then just wait until the Chamber of Extreme Match, the very match type created by the man who criticized me for using weapons on you, I’m sure the irony isn’t lost on Christina, this is The Unsainted Angel Jessie Salco signing off, Christina, normally at this point I’d see “how dare you martyr me” but not this time, this time? You’ll be the martyr once I’m done with you because whilst all roses have thorns, by the end of the night, there will only be thorns on this rose!”
I stood up and went to join the boys as the scene fades.