OOC: I am still feeling pretty weak from having c.diff the last two weeks. Just finished my antibiotics last night, so all I have is my shoot. I just don't have anything left.

Team Building Exercises

Ladies and gentlemen good evening and greetings and salutations to all of you. Everyone says that it is a beautiful thing when a plan comes together and while I am certainly not going to argue with everyone, when a plan comes together and you don’t even realize that it is coming together? That is in a word, magnificent my friends.

Please allow me to explain. I was just relaxing earlier this week, not really doing anything important when I received a call that told me the card for this week’s Climax Control was available. Being a good manager like I am, I checked this card and I have to say that I had a good laugh. Why was I laughing, you ask? Because when read this card it became apparent to me that those making the decisions for Sin City Wrestling were already having the same idea in terms of what to do with my client, Ms. Jon. You might not believe that, but I swear it to be true! My client is involved in a tag team match, and while I normally hate tag team matches because I have to rely upon someone else not to be stupid and get themselves pinned or submit, this match has promise.

A tag team match where Ms. Jon's opponents are Seleana and Crystal Zdunich. Seleana of course was the victor in a triple threat match where Ms. Jon was also involved though was not the person that took the fall. Needless to say, I have wanted Ms. Jon to receive another opportunity in the ring against Seleana, I just never thought that this would happen so soon, and yet here we are. Not only does Ms. Jon encounter the second chance to use Seleana as a human pinata, but SCW saw fit to throw her wife Crystal in this as well? What a gift was the only thing that I kept thinking about because if I were wrestling myself, that last person whom I would want to be my partner in a tag team match is my actual partner in life. You see that person all of the time when you aren’t working. Now you are going to see them all of the time at work as well and be successful also? This sounds like a recipe for disaster to me, and I know a thing or two concerning personal relationships that end up being a disaster.

That wasn’t even the most exciting part of this card as it pertains to Ms. Jon. No, that would be that her partner for this match is none other than Mercedes Vargas. The same Mercedes Vargas that it would seem Ms. Jon is on a collision course to face at the PPV entitled Into the Void in the not too distant future.

I am sure that a lot of you are probably wondering by now why I would be excited at the prospect of Ms. Jon and Mercedes working together for a common goal. To answer that question it is really quite simply one word and that is motivation. You see, when I discussed moments ago the time that Ms. Jon and Seleana had already faced each other as part of a triple threat match, what I purposely left out until now was the third participant involved in that match was Mercedes.

Now don’t get it twisted, because at Into the Void I can’t wait until the opportunity to watch from ringside as Ms. Jon physically destroys you, Mercedes. That just sounds so enticing to me. I might need to actually make sure that I have some popcorn and maybe even a soda to watch the annihilation that is going to take place that night, because it will be a beating to remember; if that is you have any memory of the events after Ms. Jon is through with you, Mercedes. I have told my client that I don’t want just you to feel this afterwards, I want any kids you might have now or in the future to feel this as well, and my client always gets me what I want. Don’t you ever forget that, because you have already done something that I will never forget.

You lost. You lost and in letting Seleana pin you in that triple threat match a few weeks ago, you also lost the match for Ms. Jon too, and that really pisses me off Mercedes. I warned everyone before another triple threat match involving my client two weeks ago that everyone is not going to like me angry Mercedes, and no one in SCW has made me angrier than you have. Everything was going so well, you and Ms Jon were working together to get rid of her allowing you to then square off between the two of you just as I planned it. In that scenario there would be no shame in your losing because there is no way that anyone would really expect you to win out in a fight against Ms Jon one on one. but then you suddenly became weak and allowed Seleana, the good or shall we say boring girl in the match to come in and pick up the pinfall.

You really disgust me, giving away a victory for my client, which I shouldn’t need to tell you that directly affects me in my wallet, and woman? How dare you do anything that affects my wallet you lazy slob! You shouldn’t even be allowed to compete anywhere in any promotion around the world because you are an embarrassment to your family and a disgrace to wrestling itself.

Did your parents have any children that lived?

Now then, are you pissed off because the short, fat, bald little man said all of those awful things about you?

Good!

I want you to be pissed off Mercedes, oh I want you to be hot, but not in a desirable sort of way. I can be cruel, and quite honestly if you ask me you deserve for me to be cruel to you, but even in that I will always be fair and never ask that of you which you simply cannot do. So, I can look at you and tell that being desirable just isn’t in the cards for you. But I have faith that you can get very, very angry and believe me when I tell you that I want you to get angry. Then I want you to take all of that anger and focus it on Seleana and Crystal and do what you could not to a few weeks back, help Ms. Jon and I become winners like you were supposed to. That would be such a novel idea for you if you could handle it. I would be so appreciative.

Because I need to tell Mercedes I still believe that if you became so angry and then could focus that anger just like I have said I believe that you and Ms. Jon could rip Seleana and Crystal limb from limb. This would even be hard, considering they are married. They could be coming into the match possibly fighting about something that happened at home you never know, and neither one of them would ever know what had happened at the hands of you two monsters until it was much too late for them. This is not just something I have dreamed up just by chance; domestic disputes happen all of the time.

Listen to me, damn it Mercedes! I will not steer you wrong. Just ask Ms. Jon, I know what I am talking about. Crystal has singles titles aspirations so she is already not where she and Seleana need her to be in terms of head space for this match. There is a chance that she doesn’t even want to be involved in this match at all, especially when you consider that it is anything goes.

Did you hear me Mercedes, I said anything goes. Anything that you or Ms. Jon want to do to the happy or not so happy couple and you can do it. The two of you could literally beat them so hard with anything you could find in the arena that Momma Zdunich, Daddy Zdunich, Brother Zdunich, and Sister Zdunich all would feel it too and guess what? There is not a thing that any referee or anybody else can do about it.

Of course if you are too daft to comprehend what I am saying right now, and I have strongly considered this option too, would you be so kind as to just stay out of the way like you couldn’t before? Because the more I think about it, Ms. Jon had Seleana beat the last time you were all in the ring together until you screwed it up. Crystal and what will most likely be her half hearted desire to be in this match will not make that much of a difference I can promise you that. Ms. Jon could have her way with the two of them, so please, don’t screw this one up if you can’t get on board.

Is that too much to ask?

Think of it as a preview of your future, Mercedes, a foretaste of the feast you will become!

Alliances

If I were to contemplate it, and I spend a lot of time contemplating, the card for this week’s Climax Control here in SCW was certainly cause some food for thought. In fact, as I was perusing the card the idea did cross my mind of wondering just who writes the blurbs for matches. Yes, I am keenly aware of the fact that in Mercedes Vargas and Seleana Zdunich my client Ms. Jon is going to be facing not one but two opponents who have considerable experience to her own. That was not forgotten by me because nothing is forgotten by me. I knew before even reading the card that Mercedes and Seleana had both been professional wrestlers longer than my client. Any moron with even a smidgen of sense who watches wrestling even slightly could probably figure this out. Because after all, here we are, barely into April and Ms. Jon’s contract wasn’t even signed until the last week in February. I would certainly hope that is the case with my client being as inexperienced as she is.
 
Just like it is not a surprise to me that at 272 pounds that Ms. Jon outweighs both of her opponents in this match. All you need to be able to do is basic addition and you would realize that. At 125 pounds and 127 pounds respectively, Mercedes and Seleana are a lot like some of the other supermodels that SCW tries to pass off as wrestlers. That is just what SCW tries to do.  Apparently this also means that Mercedes and Seleana are going to align first and try to take Ms Jon out of the equation, and on the surface I would agree that this makes the most sense. I do not necessarily always do things that are on the surface. Sometimes I look deeper into things and when I looked deeper at this match up, the classic triple threat as it were, an interesting thought started to percolate in my mind. I started to wonder, what if the alliance that happens in this match were not Mercedes and Seleana teaming up to take out Ms. Jon. Rather would happen if it ended up Mercedes and Ms Jon were to band together long enough to eliminate Seleana from contention and then that would leave the two of them to see who was going to win this contest.

Sure people do not like it when I bring this up, but that is exactly what could happen Sunday, and it is exactly what I have already started telling my client should happen in order to lead to the best results for the two of us. Like it or not SCW faithfully, that scenario is exactly what you are going to be seeing too, if Mercedes Vargas really wants to be successful in this contest. Because I know you Mercedes. No I do not mean that I really know you like we are friends or anything like that. Not what I am talking about at all when I say that I know you. I have watched you in person from afar however and here is what I have found out concerning you and Seleana Zdunich; There is no way that you could possibly even like Seleana! That might make me a mean person, but I will be damned if it isn’t true. You are a take no prisoners warrior Mercedes, willing to do whatever it takes to win the match she is involved in, even if that means bending or even breaking the rules. All that matters to you is that you come out on top by the time that the match is finished, and for that I can respect you.

I do respect you, Mercedes. Seleana however walks to a different path. Seleana likes to play by the rules and likes to pander to all of the fans. Those are two things that even without asking you personally that I know that you do not agree with just like my client does not agree with those things either. Rules are just like records; they were made to be broken and as for pandering to the fans, doesn’t that just make you sick Mercedes? I know that makes Ms. Jon sick. In fact if you were to ask her, Ms. Jon would tell you in her own special way that she can’t even understand why they need to let fans into the arenas at our events to begin with. She is just a monster, hell bent on destruction of anyone or anything that stands in her way. I would like to think that I am right about you Mercedes and you too are nothing more than a monster, a cold blooded killer. That you can take some pander bear like Seleana and you can just squash her like a bug when the opportunity presents itself.

Because rest assured Mercedes, the opportunity will present itself soon enough. I want you to take all the time that you need leading up to this match, and then I want you to join forces with my client so that the two of you together can destroy Seleana Zdunich. SCW does not need people like her going around this company trying to be friends with everyone and still have good wrestling matches with them as well. There is a marked difference between having an alliance with someone on the roster as opposed to having a friendship. Wrestlers are not meant to have friendship with other wrestlers. That causes them not to have that killer instinct that every wrestler needs to have in order to be successful. Ms. Jon does not have a problem with this being fact, but what about you, Mercedes? Just like I know that Seleana will not do this because she doesn't have it in her, I really believe that you do have what it takes to get the job done Mercedes.

You and Ms. Jon Mecedes, the two of you are like two peas in a pod. Very quickly with you two monsters, two women of like minds you will quickly dispatch Seleana and then all that will be left is the real match can begin, and may the best monster win. Make no mistake either Mercedes, I know who that best monster will be in the end. I know that while you have a wealth of knowledge and experience that my client does not have, eventually facing a woman of her stature will overwhelm you by the time that it was finished. Ms. Jon will overwhelm you in a way that she could not overwhelm Tempest in her last match, a match that she lost because she wasn't ready for the firepower that Tempest could come back at her with. Ms Jon wasn't properly prepared for everything that Tempest has to offer given that she did not know how to respond because Tempest can match her in size, something that had never been encountered by Ms. Jon in her brief career. Since Ms. Jon is my client, I took it personally responsible for her not being prepared going into that match, and you had better believe that I will not  have that happen ever again.

Ms. Jon will eventually get another opportunity to square off against Tempest. Until that time though, Ms. Jon will have other matches and that starts with this week's match against you and Seleana, Mercedes. I have suggested an alliance between the two of you for the match but let me be perfectly clear on this point; either way, I will not fail her again. That means either way when the dust has finally settled, victory will belong to Ms. Jon.


As they road in his Lincoln Towncar together, Martin could not help but wonder what was wrong with Ms. Jon. Not that she had told him that there was anything wrong; Ms. Jon does not actually tell him if there is something troubling her. That is one of the many things that he has come to expect honestly. If there was something that was causing an issue for his client, Martin often needed to become a detective and figure out the problem first before he could figure out a solution. Martin was well on his way to trying to decide what that problem was today when Ms. Jon surprised her advocate and all at once offered in a young child’s voice, “So, are we there yet?” This absolutely stunned Martin as this was the first time that Ms Jon offered anything before him in conversation. Could Ms. Jon be becoming more comfortable, more trusting of him? Only time would tell for sure on that score, though he could certainly hope that is the case. For now though, Martin was not about to let this opportunity to speak with his client pass him by.

“Are we there yet? Are you thinking that we have been in the vehicle for too long Ms. Jon?” The childlike monster can only nod. “We have been riding for a long time. I just want to get out and go play with my dolls, and I know that I have been a good girl except against the big girl, so I should get to play with my dolls.”

The big girl was what Ms. Jon called Tempest, her opponent that had defeated her at the recent pay per view, and now it was Martin’s turn to nod because he realized what the problem was now, as he slowly tried to calm her down, even before she became riled up.  “Relax Ms. Jon, I have told you multiple times that your match against the big girl and particularly your loss in it was not your fault, and it will not happen again have I not?” “Yes but..” “But nothing. It wasn't your fault, and you will get another chance to beat up the big girl when the time is right. For now let's just enjoy the rest of the ride. Then I want you to meet my son when we get where we are going.” Ms. Jon’s eyes like up. “Will he play with me?” “Yes, of course”

“YAY!”

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